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Joined 07-20-10, id: 2457271, Profile Updated: 06-05-13
Author has written 1 story for Legend of Zelda, and Tales of Symphonia.

Hello Mortals

I am the ultimate weapon, created by a coalition of governments for the sole purpose of creating a one world government. However, as I came to I basically told them to go fuck of. However, the way I did it involved a lot more blood... and machine missiles. So when I got out of there by killing thousands of secret agents with a tank and my bare hands, I bought a small house where I am writing from. Granted, the story you just read might be the outerworkings of a deranged crazy person. That or it could be the truth. But, do answer me this. Do you want to come against me to find out?

--Stories in progress--

1.Legend of Zelos

This is a random story that popped into my head one day when I was going to white water. The idea stuck and seemed like a good starter thing to work on. So I posted it.

--Things I have to say--

Neo-Devil, I'm still crazier than you. No, not crazy, insane.

--Things that I am copy and pasting from other people--

Weird is good, strange is bad, and odd is when you don't know which to call someone. Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique, then weird is good. If you are weird and proud of it, copy this onto your profile!

If you have ever run into a door, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever run into a tree, copy this to your profile.

If you have ever tripped over your own feet, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever tripped over air, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever fallen up the stairs, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever pushed on a door that said pull or vise versa, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you or your best friend is insane, copy and past this into your profile.

If you have embarrassing memories that make you want to smack yourself/ someone else, copy and paste this into your profile

95% of all teens would panic if they saw Edward Cullen/Justin Bieber/Miley Cyrus/other on top of a skyscraper about to jump. Copy and paste this into your profile if you are one of the 5% that would grab some popcorn, drag over a chair, and shout: "DO A FLIP!"

If you've ever tripped over an article of clothing you were wearing at the time, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever started humming a song that you have absolutely no idea what it is put this on your profile.

If you have ever copy-and-pasted something onto your profile, copy and paste this in your profile!

If you have ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this in your profile.

If you have ever forgotten what you are talking about in a conversation, copy and paste this in your profile.

Admitting you are weird means you are normal! Saying that you are normal is odd! If you admit that you are weird and like it, copy and paste this onto your profile.

There's nothing wrong with arguing with yourself! It's when you argue with yourself and LOSE then it's weird! If you agree, copy and paste this and put it in your profile.

If you have ever had a mad laughing fit for absolutely no reason, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've ever talked to yourself, copy and paste this into your profile.

If at one time you misspelled or forgot how to spell a word less than four letters, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you ever read past two in the morning, copy and paste this to your profile.

If you and your friends have a nickname, title, or anything else for each other, copy and paste this in your profile.

If you've ever wondered what you are like in another dimension, copy and paste this in your profile.

A large percent of writers don't know the difference between "your" and "you're". If you're one of the ones who does know and fights the urge to slap those who don't, copy and paste this into your profile.

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If you actually take the time to read other peoples profiles, copy this to yours

If you have ever zoned out for more than five consecutive minutes, copy this into your profile.

If you have your own little world, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you love reading, copy this into your profile.

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Metroid: Mission Undefined - Discontinued by DarkLordMephiles reviews
After destroying the BSL during a mission for the Federation, Samus was labeled a wanted criminal. With only her ship, re-created Power Suit and the AI Adam, Samus has to survive with both the Federation AND the Space Pirates after her. [Discontinued - unlikely to be deleted. Unless it needs to be.]
Metroid - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi - Chapters: 22 - Words: 23,655 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 2/1/2014 - Published: 2/17/2013 - Samus A.
Collision by Razzamatronic reviews
After the Battle of the Ark, John-117, Thel Vadam and Cortana are caught in the blast from Installation 04b and begin a journey that will bridge universes and bring together new allies and enemies. First few chapters start out a little rough but give them time.
Crossover - Metroid & Halo - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 7 - Words: 15,688 - Reviews: 74 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 53 - Updated: 5/30/2013 - Published: 5/4/2011
Love On A Cruise Trip by Keevee reviews
I've noticed there's not a lot of GingaxMadoka stories so here's one! Review please, I wanna know how I did on my first ever story. Madoka won a contest and now she and her five friends are going on a three month cruise trip, let's see how it turns out. Hiatus
Metal Fight Beyblade/メタルファイト ベイブレード - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 21 - Words: 37,854 - Reviews: 157 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 40 - Updated: 3/4/2013 - Published: 5/11/2011 - Ginga H., Madoka A.
Prime by Snake Doctor reviews
An intercepted call for help takes Samus Aran to the unremarkable planet of Tallon IV, and sets off one of the most memorable jobs of her career. A novelization of the Nintendo game, Metroid Prime.
Metroid - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 3 - Words: 6,830 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 10/13/2012 - Published: 3/12/2012 - Samus A.
All The Answers by bvprincess23 reviews
Dragon Ball Z left us with soo many unanswered questions. Don't you want some answers? I think this calls for a Q&A session with the cast! *Still taking questions; Updates will be slow, but here.* *Co writer: Rizu Roraito*
Dragon Ball Z - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 10 - Words: 12,354 - Reviews: 206 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 8/6/2012 - Published: 4/2/2011
Harry Potter and the Adventure of Link by DWLChris reviews
Link's travels in the Lost Woods have lead him to Diagon Alley, where will this adventure lead him? read and find out!
Crossover - Legend of Zelda & Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 7 - Words: 6,253 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 57 - Updated: 7/20/2012 - Published: 8/19/2010 - Link
Us Vs World by DbzKing313 reviews
This is another Gohan and Videl fanfic. Ever since his fight with Cell and Goku refusing to return home...Gohan changed. He could care less about anyone or anything, he runs away from home and starts a new life with Videl after being forced to go to H.S
Dragon Ball Z - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,451 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 47 - Updated: 4/2/2012 - Published: 4/19/2011 - Gohan, Videl
The Lost World Tournament by Arglefumph reviews
Gohan, aged 13, enters the World Martial Arts Tournament, where he faces off against a certain black-haired girl in the Junior Division Finals...
Dragon Ball Z - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 36 - Words: 105,385 - Reviews: 359 - Favs: 196 - Follows: 129 - Updated: 3/30/2012 - Published: 7/21/2011 - Gohan, Videl - Complete
A Brother To Raise by DbzKing313 reviews
During the birth of Goten. Chi-Chi died. Now Gohan has to raise Goten and has nobody. Until he meets Videl.He finds love for her and she does the same.He also swore to be a father to Goten.Btw:It's an AU. Warning: Cursing. Vegeta Vs Gohan Fights
Dragon Ball Z - Rated: M - English - Family/Romance - Chapters: 23 - Words: 41,065 - Reviews: 241 - Favs: 248 - Follows: 133 - Updated: 12/11/2011 - Published: 5/22/2010 - Gohan, Videl - Complete
Different from the Tenkaichi Budokai by MelonNut14 reviews
What happens when the Z-Senshi are brought to a different tournament. All thanks to a child. My OC participates in the story and warning spanking of a minor. Chapter 19 just uploaded. There is Hercule torture
Crossover - Dragon Ball Z & Super Smash Brothers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 21 - Words: 37,678 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 8/22/2011 - Published: 5/28/2011 - Gohan, Yoshi
Hero SIR's, Book one: Holly by Amy2421 reviews
This is the first book in my series called Hero SIRs. Holly was a Defect SIR. She ran away, looking for a master, and she finds Zim & GIR. They find out about a prophecy saying two hero SIR's will arise. Holly and GIR. I changed original stuff a little.
Invader Zim - Rated: K - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 8,600 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 8/21/2011 - Published: 7/15/2011 - Spleenk, Gir
The Legend of Midna: Call of the Twilight by Shatterthought reviews
[Archived] An accident in the Mirror Chamber sends Link back into the Twilight Realm. With the help of Midna, he must overcome a familiar foe and the dark source behind his power...
Legend of Zelda - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 29 - Words: 82,076 - Reviews: 293 - Favs: 321 - Follows: 166 - Updated: 8/29/2009 - Published: 3/4/2007 - Link, Midna - Complete
Legend of Zelos reviews
This is the story of Zelos waking up in Link (Named Zelos in this universe for convenience) and going on a journey to save the world he woke up in. This is, in spirit, inspired by the somewhat popular Legend of Kratos. Don't worry, this isn't just a rip of someone else's work. Just the premise.
Crossover - Legend of Zelda & Tales of Symphonia - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 463 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/4/2013
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