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Joined 07-20-10, id: 2457378, Profile Updated: 03-25-14

Hmmm... what to say...

So I'm a twenty-something college graduate with no life to speak of, aside from writing for the hell of it, and playing xbox. but that's ok, it's fun anyways.

I'm a bit of a cynic, unfortunately. I enjoy positive criticism, as well as constructive criticism. Ask me honest questions, and I'll give you honest answers. Ask really stupid questions, I'll give you really stupid answers.

Number one rule about my writing: I write for *ME.* No one else; if you don't like my writing, you are not obligated to read it. I write my stories because they float around in my head constantly, and this way I can share my insanity with other people. I get it, my story(s) aren't for everyone.

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The Marauders' Legacy by RedFalco reviews
Harry Potter has been ignored for years. His parents' attention taken up by his twin brother Joseph, the Boy Who Lived (BWL). But after finding new friends and mentors, he realizes he doesn't need his family anymore to walk his own path. Years of friendship and training later, it's time for the New Marauders to take Hogwarts by storm. (AU; rated T for violence; IN PROGRESS)
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 26 - Words: 89,373 - Reviews: 485 - Favs: 1,276 - Follows: 1,718 - Updated: 5/16 - Published: 7/28/2016 - Harry P., Hermione G., Blaise Z., Susan B.
Hot Mess by SaintDionysus reviews
Adulthood has everyone engaged to be married and preparing for the next stage of life, but is everyone done sowing their oats? All it takes is a night out to realize settling down may not be the best idea… Pairings: Dramione/Blinny/Viktoron/Hansy. Smut, Romantic Comedy, Secret Relationship
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 19,171 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 24 - Published: 4/27 - Harry P., Hermione G., Draco M., Pansy P. - Complete
Intended by LeQuin reviews
Harry has been in love with Hermione for years but she is marrying his best friend. During Ron and Hermione's wedding Harry finds himself having to work out why the leading official is calling Hermione 'Mrs. Potter' and how on earth that could have happened.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,280 - Reviews: 93 - Favs: 516 - Follows: 150 - Published: 1/15 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
An Imprudent Proposal by Violaceae reviews
An epiphany regarding his feelings for Hermione prompts Harry to take decisive action. Takes place summer after fifth year. Silly one-shot.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,588 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 219 - Follows: 84 - Published: 10/24/2015 - [Harry P., Hermione G.] - Complete
Repetition's Just Like Prison by Cke1st reviews
Why are so many fanfic plots so similar? How does Hiccup feel about being in so many stories that all sound the same? Massive breaking of the fourth wall. Rated T for allusions to adult themes; the language is all K.
How to Train Your Dragon - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,107 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 10 - Published: 9/20/2014 - Complete
Beltane Child by White Angel of Auralon reviews
Harry needs some time to let his guard down in the war. So he goes to a celebration just before he, Ron and Hermione plan to get Hufflepuff's Cup from Bellatrix Lestrange's vault. Who could have guessed what the consequences would be?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 11 - Words: 43,992 - Reviews: 999 - Favs: 3,407 - Follows: 1,873 - Updated: 9/1/2013 - Published: 6/22/2013 - Harry P., Daphne G. - Complete
The Fair by The Blind Dragon reviews
Harry gets roped into operating a Kissing Booth for an old school teacher on his 14th birthday. Follow the innocence and the fall of the dark lord in this little tale of how an innocent wish brings change to the world of magic.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,540 - Reviews: 82 - Favs: 456 - Follows: 127 - Published: 1/21/2013 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Shepard's Christmas by MrQuinlansBloodDoll reviews
Christmas Eve is also Shepard's birthday but no one ever remembers. How does she react when James is the first person to ever remember her birth date? Rated T for language.
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 947 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/2/2012 - James V., Shepard (F) - Complete
Trust and Curiosity by Katyakora reviews
She couldn't quite pinpoint when, but somehow Ashley came to trust Garrus, and from that trust grew something more.
Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Romance/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 8 - Words: 15,279 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 30 - Updated: 11/29/2012 - Published: 5/22/2012 - Ashley W., Garrus V. - Complete
Oma's Choice by jacobds reviews
After saving the stone Harry is approached by Oma Desala, and is told that he is the subject of two different prophecies but one is currently blocking the other. He is given a chance to change his path and fulfill both destinies. Smart/Powerful Harry
Crossover - Harry Potter & Stargate: Atlantis - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 41 - Words: 206,427 - Reviews: 2772 - Favs: 4,143 - Follows: 3,309 - Updated: 11/18/2012 - Published: 4/28/2010 - Harry P. - Complete
It's Called Revenge, Shepard by Reyavie reviews
What's this about letting Kaidan get away with Horizon? What is?
Mass Effect - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,477 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 3 - Published: 9/27/2012 - Garrus V., Tali'Zorah - Complete
The Three Tasks of Urz, King of the Varren by FortyFourReasons reviews
"Have I ever told you the story of Urz, King of the Varren?" The old krogan leaned forward on his stone seat, eyeing the group of small krogan clustered around his feet. The young ones stared up at him, their wide-set eyes glowing in anticipation.
Mass Effect - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,755 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 6 - Published: 5/22/2012 - U. Wrex - Complete
Steps In Life by potter8668 reviews
Harry survives the Tri-Wizard Tournament only to lose someone else that he loves. Who will help him in his hour of need?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 15 - Words: 57,971 - Reviews: 1088 - Favs: 2,155 - Follows: 1,509 - Updated: 5/22/2012 - Published: 8/9/2009 - Harry P., Susan B. - Complete
Ending Reactions by ElfLord123 reviews
We have all seen the players' reactions to the ending. Now, we see what the Mass Effect characters think of it.
Mass Effect - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,388 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 8 - Published: 5/14/2012 - Shepard (M) - Complete
Inversion by Commander Copyright reviews
The Normandy is destroyed in a surprise attack, and Commander John Shepard killed. But this wasn't what went wrong. In a horrific turn of events, the Commander's body is recovered by the wrong party. As a consequence, everything changes.
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 11 - Words: 18,289 - Reviews: 192 - Favs: 354 - Follows: 412 - Updated: 2/10/2012 - Published: 6/25/2011 - Shepard (M)
That Boy Is Trouble by Andrew Joshua Talon reviews
Privet Drive is home to many secrets, many lies... And many sexually frustrated women. As Harry Potter soon finds out. AU Fifth Year, HP/HG/NT/Various, rated for general naughtiness. R&R
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 55,733 - Reviews: 1349 - Favs: 4,888 - Follows: 3,424 - Updated: 1/26/2012 - Published: 1/31/2010 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Becoming a Lonely Wanderer by 1WiththeButterfly reviews
Ashlyn can't say that she enjoyed her life in Vault 101, but it was her home. So, when she is woken up by a tearful best friend, given a packed bag, and only barely escapes with her life, she isn't ready for the Capital Wasteland. She'll have to learn.
Fallout - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 7 - Words: 68,105 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 37 - Updated: 7/15/2011 - Published: 1/15/2011 - Lone Wanderer, Amata Almodovar
Even After Time by SwishAndFlick31 reviews
It's been four years since Harry and Hermione have left England. Now that Mister and Missus Grangers' health is failing, Harry and Hermione, along with their son, Andrew, have to return to England. Back to the Wizarding world, and back to the Weasleys. HH
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 19 - Words: 85,513 - Reviews: 591 - Favs: 865 - Follows: 543 - Updated: 6/6/2010 - Published: 8/17/2007 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
The White Rose by DragonKatGal reviews
*Complete* Wherein Harry asks the eternal question that has stymied males for centuries. “Hermione... How do you go about asking a girl on a date?” A 2000 word short-story.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,148 - Reviews: 168 - Favs: 1,001 - Follows: 176 - Published: 2/15/2010 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
All The Dementors of Azkaban by LifeWriter reviews
AU PoA: When Luna Lovegood is condemned to Azkaban prison for her part in opening the Chamber of Secrets, Harry Potter is the first to protest. Minister Fudge is reluctant to comply, but then again he never really had a choice in the first place. Oneshot.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 14,603 - Reviews: 1126 - Favs: 6,704 - Follows: 1,466 - Published: 9/12/2009 - Harry P., Luna L. - Complete
Marriage in Mind by AzarDarkstar reviews
One Shot. AU. A marriage contract. They want him to sign away his freedom and his future and his life on a girl who didn't even attend her best friend's funeral. Harry has other ideas.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,023 - Reviews: 285 - Favs: 2,504 - Follows: 480 - Published: 7/8/2009 - Harry P., Luna L. - Complete
Isis's Bane by althor42 reviews
SG-1/HP X-Over If Isis hadn't died in the canopic jar, things could have turned out very differently. Harry goes to the airport at the wrong time. What will the wizarding world do if Harry leaves Earth? These three chapters will spawn two different stories.
Crossover - Stargate: SG-1 & Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Angst - Chapters: 3 - Words: 11,927 - Reviews: 116 - Favs: 1,210 - Follows: 647 - Updated: 1/25/2009 - Published: 9/28/2008 - J. O'Neill, Harry P. - Complete
A Squib Worth by Naia reviews
The day Harry Potter turned eleven was the day he would have re-entered the magical world. But the letter never came; Harry Potter was a Squib. Dismissed by the wizards, he makes a quiet life for himself and will not stand for them to ruin it.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 4 - Words: 20,460 - Reviews: 538 - Favs: 3,188 - Follows: 742 - Published: 1/5/2009 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Memories In My Blood by reptilia28 reviews
Hermione helps Harry to adjust after he is turned into a vampire. But as they hunt Horcruxes and dodge both the Ministry and the Death eaters, can Harry defeat Voldemort when he is losing control over his own humanity? Vamp!Harry, HHr. Minor DH spoilers!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 13 - Words: 40,228 - Reviews: 234 - Favs: 477 - Follows: 233 - Updated: 4/11/2008 - Published: 6/28/2007 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Dancing With Myself by Swordchucks reviews
Harry Potter has Issues. That goes without saying, of course, but when he finds himself in another world facing someone he has a lot in common with... maybe he will find a way to make peace with himself. HarryGirl!Harry with a few twists.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 23,264 - Reviews: 381 - Favs: 1,502 - Follows: 787 - Updated: 2/29/2008 - Published: 1/4/2008 - Harry P. - Complete
The Indirect Approach by Rorschach's Blot reviews
Sometimes the direct approach doesn't work, therefore you must try . . .
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 13,873 - Reviews: 142 - Favs: 1,027 - Follows: 265 - Published: 1/22/2007 - Harry P. - Complete
What Witches Really Want? by Almost Anonymous reviews
Oneshot. During a study session Harry learns what witches really want. Implied HarryMulti.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,187 - Reviews: 114 - Favs: 760 - Follows: 230 - Published: 7/11/2006 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Make A Wish by Rorschach's Blot reviews
Harry has learned the prophesy and he does not believe that a schoolboy can defeat Voldemort, so he decides that if he is going to die then he is first going to live.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 50 - Words: 187,589 - Reviews: 10361 - Favs: 15,789 - Follows: 4,816 - Updated: 6/17/2006 - Published: 3/23/2005 - Harry P. - Complete
The Last Envelope by Angry Hermione reviews
A strange tale about Harry and an addiction. Implied HHR? It will get 'very' explicit in later installments, thus the M rating. Good or bad, comments are always welcome! Last chapter posted!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 8,403 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 83 - Follows: 32 - Updated: 5/27/2006 - Published: 5/25/2006 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
The Darkness Within by clen3k reviews
[Complete] PostOotP. The Golden Trio sit together laughing, all of them happy at the moment. A blink of an eye and the innocence is lost, destroyed from within by jealousy, distrust and above all a destiny, undeniable in its darkness... Dark!Harry
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 16 - Words: 53,014 - Reviews: 416 - Favs: 534 - Follows: 223 - Updated: 11/1/2005 - Published: 4/29/2005 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
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