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Joined 07-20-10, id: 2457378, Profile Updated: 03-25-14

Hmmm... what to say...

So I'm a twenty-something college graduate with no life to speak of, aside from writing for the hell of it, and playing xbox. but that's ok, it's fun anyways.

I'm a bit of a cynic, unfortunately. I enjoy positive criticism, as well as constructive criticism. Ask me honest questions, and I'll give you honest answers. Ask really stupid questions, I'll give you really stupid answers.

Number one rule about my writing: I write for *ME.* No one else; if you don't like my writing, you are not obligated to read it. I write my stories because they float around in my head constantly, and this way I can share my insanity with other people. I get it, my story(s) aren't for everyone.

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Repetition's Just Like Prison by Cke1st reviews
Why are so many fanfic plots so similar? How does Hiccup feel about being in so many stories that all sound the same? Massive breaking of the fourth wall. Rated T for allusions to adult themes; the language is all K.
How to Train Your Dragon - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,107 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 10 - Published: 9/20/2014 - Complete
Shepard's Christmas by MrQuinlansBloodDoll reviews
Christmas Eve is also Shepard's birthday but no one ever remembers. How does she react when James is the first person to ever remember her birth date? Rated T for language.
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 947 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/2/2012 - James V., Shepard (F) - Complete
Trust and Curiosity by Katyakora reviews
She couldn't quite pinpoint when, but somehow Ashley came to trust Garrus, and from that trust grew something more.
Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Romance/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 8 - Words: 15,279 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 30 - Updated: 11/29/2012 - Published: 5/22/2012 - Ashley W., Garrus V. - Complete
It's Called Revenge, Shepard by Reyavie reviews
What's this about letting Kaidan get away with Horizon? What is?
Mass Effect - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,477 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 3 - Published: 9/27/2012 - Garrus V., Tali'Zorah - Complete
The Three Tasks of Urz, King of the Varren by FortyFourReasons reviews
"Have I ever told you the story of Urz, King of the Varren?" The old krogan leaned forward on his stone seat, eyeing the group of small krogan clustered around his feet. The young ones stared up at him, their wide-set eyes glowing in anticipation.
Mass Effect - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,755 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 5 - Published: 5/22/2012 - U. Wrex - Complete
Ending Reactions by ElfLord123 reviews
We have all seen the players' reactions to the ending. Now, we see what the Mass Effect characters think of it.
Mass Effect - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,388 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 8 - Published: 5/14/2012 - Shepard (M) - Complete
Inversion by Commander Copyright reviews
The Normandy is destroyed in a surprise attack, and Commander John Shepard killed. But this wasn't what went wrong. In a horrific turn of events, the Commander's body is recovered by the wrong party. As a consequence, everything changes.
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 11 - Words: 18,289 - Reviews: 191 - Favs: 346 - Follows: 401 - Updated: 2/10/2012 - Published: 6/25/2011 - Shepard (M)
Becoming a Lonely Wanderer by 1WiththeButterfly reviews
Ashlyn can't say that she enjoyed her life in Vault 101, but it was her home. So, when she is woken up by a tearful best friend, given a packed bag, and only barely escapes with her life, she isn't ready for the Capital Wasteland. She'll have to learn.
Fallout - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 7 - Words: 68,105 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 38 - Updated: 7/15/2011 - Published: 1/15/2011 - Lone Wanderer, Amata Almodovar
Make A Wish by Rorschach's Blot reviews
Harry has learned the prophesy and he does not believe that a schoolboy can defeat Voldemort, so he decides that if he is going to die then he is first going to live.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 50 - Words: 187,589 - Reviews: 10172 - Favs: 14,727 - Follows: 4,413 - Updated: 6/17/2006 - Published: 3/23/2005 - Harry P. - Complete