"Nothing is more discouraging than unappreciated sarcasm."
"Push will get a person almost anywhere - except through a door marked "pull."
“Light bulbs die, I will depart.”Mr. Magorium's Wonder Emporium
Earth? Terrible name for a planet. Might as well call it Dirt. "Planet Dirt." Transformers 2
"All I've had today is, like, six gummy bears and some scotch." Archer
"Be obscure clearly."E.B. White
"No one means all he says, and yet very few say all they mean, for words are slippery and viscous."Henry Adams
"Pardon?" "I second that 'pardon' and raise it a huh?"
Happiness can be found, even in the darkest of times, if one only remembers to turn on the light.
Everything will be okay in the end. If it's not okay, it's not the end.
"After all this time?" "Always."
"Procrastination; an art worthy of only the greatest of students."