![]() Author has written 8 stories for Lord of the Rings, Disney, Chronicles of Narnia, Care Bears, Harry Potter, Inside Out, Tangled, and Frozen. To: 100ust signed the following petition addressed to: Fanfiction.net. -- Ever since it was opened, Fanfiction.NET had always been a place for avid fans-- of ANYTHING-- to feel at home. To express whatever is on our minds and truly let our love for characters, plotlines and scenarios shine through. Now all of a sudden, has decided to go through a massive upheaval and remove thousands of stories from its library, some of the best fanfics ever written, gone, never to be read again. They are removing anything involving sexual situations, or violence, or inspired by a song, the list goes on. And we as readers see this as a gross waste of talent and incredible material. Fanfiction.net has always been a place for us writers to 'Unleash our imagination' as the tagline states, and now we are having that right to freedom of speech and expression taken away from us. Since when are they allowed to dictate what goes into our stories? They are OUR pieces of work. What if the violence or sexual content is part of the plotline? This whole situation is absurd. There are better ways to deal with 'inappropriate' content than to remove it altogether. What about adult filters? Age restrictions? There are so many other options!! So I'm asking please, for all us readers, writers, and fans alike... STOP THE DESTRUCTION OF !!!! Sincerely, Sincerely, Pearl Bramble of Willowbottom Pearl Bramble of Willowbottom is the name given to me by the Hobbit Name Generator. My birthday is the sixteenth of Solmath,which makes me in my mid twenties, this would mean that if I was a Hobbit, I'd be in my mid-tween years, unless if I decide to say that I've come of age already, since I'm considered a grown up in this world. My hobbies include writing, reading, watching movies, listening to music and hanging out with friends and family. Whoohoo! I can post interesting stuff! If you are an Insider (an Inside Out fan), copy and paste this into your profile. If you love the music you listen to, copy and paste this into your profile. YOUR GUY SIDE: You love hoodies. sleep with your socks on at night-What? The floor gets cold at night. TOTAL: 16 YOUR GIRL SIDE: You wear lip gloss/chapstick. You like wearing jewelry. .-As long as it doesn’t get in the way of what I’m doing. TOTAL: 12 I sometimes wondered if I should have been born a boy, since I’m not girly, but then I see how rough men’s lives are and am thankful that I was born a girl. Bold everything you are... stop the stereotypes! I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic. I am slightly shy, so I MUST be a wimp I am blond so I MUST be stupid. (Ugh. Just because I'm blonde doesn't mean I'm stupid.) I'm SMART so I MUST be wimpy. I'm WHITE, so I MUST be a racist idiot I am against abortion, so I must be against the people who do it. I am Christian, so I must deny the rights of people outside of it. I don't like Twilight, so I must go around spamming people with anti-Twilight messages. I hate Twilight, so I must hate those who do love it. (What the heck?) I am a Christian, therefore I must be a goody-two-shoes. I have a different denomination than others, therefore I must hate those who aren't in the same denomination as I am COPY AND PASTE THIS ONTO YOUR PROFILE IF YOU HATE STEROTYPES. Feel free to add on sterotypes that apply to you that you hate. Note: This was composed of multiple people. These stereotypes do not all apply to everyone. It's just for those who hate stereotyping. I am the girl that doesn't go to school dances, or games, and when I do go, I sit in a corner and read a book. I am the girl that people look through when I say something. I am the girl that spends most of her free time reading, writing, or doing other activities that most teenagers wouldn't call normal. I am the girl that people call weird and a freak either behind my back or to my face. I am the girl that doesn't spend all her time on MySpace, or talking to a girlfriend on a cell phone or regular phone. I am the girl that hasn't been asked out in a year. I am the girl that has stopped to smell the flowers and jump and splash in the rain. BUT I am also the girl who knows and is proud to be who she is, doesn’t care if people call her weird (it's a compliment), who loves reading and writing and doing the things that no one seems to have the time to do any more, who can express herself better with words than actions, who doesn't need a guy to complete her, and knows the importance of the little things. Copy and paste this onto your account, and add your name to the list, if you are anything like me, so the girls who are different and unique can know in their weakest time that they are unique but not alone: Iheartjake, TeamJacob101, Boysareadrag, The Dawn Is Breaking, secilmis yazar, Holly Marie Fowl, Missy Werecat, Liza Taylor, toadflame, Leaf-Drifting-On-Wind, She-Who-Has-A-Very-Long-Name, Karm Starkiller, Dithinus, Pearl Bramble of Willowbottom Funny Quotes And Random Things: -When Life gives you lemons, kick life in the balls and ask what it's trying to imply. - Life isnt passing me by; it's trying to run me over. You Know You're Obsessed With Harry Potter... (BTW, I've done or had the urge to do all of them) 1. When you bump into walls, saying "Maybe they moved it... it HAS to be around here somewhere..." 2. When you go into your basement or bottom apartment and you see a pot filled with water and spices. What, it's Potions! 3. When you call your least favorite teacher Snape 4. When your friends have had to subdue you after one of them said "Harry Potter isn't real" 5. If you're younger than 11, you are convinced you will go to Hogwarts. Eventually. 6. If you're older than 11, you proudly call yourself a "Muggle-born Squib" 7. When your parents have actually banned you from reading Harry Potter 8. When you read them at school anyway 9. When you've been Harry Potter for Halloween 10. Even if you're a girl 11. When you own all 10 Harry Potter books. 12. When you know what 10 books I was talking about 13. When you're a brunette, you crimp your hair to become Hermione 14. Even if you're a boy 15. When you see redheads and immediately think 'Weasley... lets go say hi!" 16. When you've made a wand. 17. When you go outside, you look up, and think "Geez, that spell to see the sky had worked really well!" 18. When you hold the escalator very tight in case it moves sideways... what, it moves up why can't it move in other directions? 19. When you see someone with a huge beard you think 'Hagrid" 20. When you keep waiting for your strictest teacher to turn into a cat. 21. When you wave a twig you randomly picked up to see if sparks come out of it. 22. When you've written at least 2 fanfics of it. 23. When you haven't written any fanfics... they're biographies! 24. When you're mad, you mutter "poxie droppings" or something of that sort (Look up 'Wizard Swears' on YouTube!) 25. When you are able to quote long passages of Harry Potter aloud as if it were shakespeare 26. When you've been to 27. When you turn on a light, you think "Lumos" 28. When you turn it off, you think "Nox" 29. When you are able to draw the Dark Mark 30. When you've memorized the Tale of the Three Brothers 31. When you have deeply reflected on the Tales of Beetle the Bard and found morals and values of ancient wizards. 32. When you have gotten a friend (coughshelbycough) deeply obsessed with the series 33. When you immidiately think of magic when you get a tough problem 34. When you want to "Crucio!" your math/reading/spanish/science/etc. during a boring lesson 35. When you have actually yelled Crucio/Avada Kedavra out loud in the middle of class. In Remembrance: In Remembrance to Fred Weasley, In Remembrance to Dobby, In Remembrance to Remus J. Lupin, In Remembrance to Nymphadora Tonks, In Remembrance to Alastair 'Mad Eye' Moody, In Remembrance to Tom Marvolo Riddle, A.K.A Voldemort, In Remembrance to Albus Dumbledore, In Remembrance to Bellatrix Lestrange, In Remembrance to Colin Creevey, In Remembrance to Hedwig, Harry Potter oath I promise to remember Tonks Each time I knock something down. And I promise to remember Charlie Weasley Whenever I'm out of town. I promise not to obey traffic laws For Sirius's sake of course. And I promise to remember Lupin When my heart fills with remorse. I promise to remember Arthur Whenever I am at St Mungo's Room. And I promise to remember the Weasley Twins Every time fireworks boom. I promise to remember Lily When I see someone that holds pure beauty. And I promise to remember Dobby Whenever a pair of socks spots me. I promise to remember Teddy When I see someone with turquoise hair. And I promise to remember Molly When someone tells me they care. I promise to remember Ginny Whenever bogey hexes are unfurled. And I promise to remember the death eaters When someone speaks of dominating the world. Yes I promise to love Harry Potter Wherever I may go So that all may see my obsession Because I know what the wizards know. 46 Ways To Annoy a Non-Harry Potter Fan: 1) Relate everything they say to the Harry Potter books or movies. 2) Crowd their in box with Harry Potter related emails, make the subject misleading. 3) Give them Harry Potter merchandise for their b-day and demand they cherish it 4-ever. 4) Pretend you can do magic. 5) Yell "CRUCIO" whenever they insult Harry Potter. 6) If your late for something blame it on your broken time turner. 7) Sort every person you meet in to one of the four houses. 8) Say "Lumos" every time you turn on a light. 9) If your asked to retrieve something shout "Accio" loudly. 10) Refuse to wash your hair and explain you're going for the Snape look. 11) Spend hours at a time trying to make your broom fly. 12) Tap all brick walls you encounter with an umbrella. 13) Demand to know what exactly the function of a rubber duck is. 14) Carry around a hip flask and refuse to drink anything anyone else offers you. 15) Hum the Harry Potter theme all day long. 16) Talk to animals and insist that they're animagi. 17) Walk up to random people and ask if their initials are R.A.B. 18) Tell them that they're almost as smart as Grawp. 19) Refuse to tell them who Grawp is. 20) Whenever it gets foggy outside scream "The Dementors are coming!" and hide for days at a time. 21) Point at modern electronic devices and say "Look at that! The things these muggles come up with!" 22) Point and grunt and insist that your speaking troll. 23) Take them to a CD store and make them look for the new Weird Sisters Album. 24) Always speak with a British accent, especially if your not from the U.K. 25) Draw round glasses and a lightening bolt scar on every poster you come across. 26) Constantly compare them to Mrs. Figg. 27) Laugh evilly if they ask who Mrs. Figg is. 28) Complain loudly about how your pictures don't move. 29) Break any awkward silences by saying "How 'bout them Chudley Canons." 30) Say "Alhomora" every time you open a door. 31) Every time you see them demand an explanation of why they don't like harry potter. 32) Say everything in a sing-song voice like Luna Lovegood. 33) Shriek loudly and say that you're speaking Mermish. 34) If they ask you about the weather solemnly say, "Mars is bright tonight." 35) Pretend your under an invisibility cloak and shout "You can't see me!" 36) Knit them a maroon jumper every year, especially if maroon isn't there color. 37) Draw the sign of the Hallow on every surface in the house. 38) While playing chess with them, stare at your pieces and give them verbal commands. 39) Throw the chess board across the room when the pieces don't move. 40) When one of the movies is on TV remind them every five minutes. 41) Refer to random people as "You-Know-Who." 42) Start swatting at the air saying there's a wrackspurt around. 43) Ask them to help you study for your O.W.L.'S 44) Walk around bumping into walls explaining your looking for the Room of Requirement. 45) Run up to random men with long dark hair and scream "SIRIUS! I always knew you were alive!" 46) Tell them that You-Know-Who was defeated today. When they ask who's you-know-who pretend to be offended and don't tell them who he is. R.I.P.- Cedric Diggory, Sirius Black, Albus Dumbledore, Alastor Moody, Hedwig, Dobby, Colin Creevy, Nymphadora Tonks, Remus Lupin, and Fred Weasley. They will never be forgotten. 98 percent of teenagers do or has tried smoking pot. If you're one of the 2 percent who hasn't, copy & paste this in your profile. There's nothing wrong with arguing with yourself. When you argue with yourself and LOSE is when it's weird. If you agree, copy this and put it in your profile. If you wondered why Malfoy always wears a black suit, although he is pure blood and it would make more sense for him to be wearing robes like his father, copy and paste this on to your profile. If you think those cruel, evil, kids should just GIVE THE RABBIT SOME TRIX!, copy and paste this on your profile. 98 percent of all teenage girls would give their souls to Edward Cullen if he was stabbed with a wooden stake. Post this on your profile if you're part of the 2 percent that stabbed him. Ninety-three percent of the teen population would die if Abercrombie and Fitch said it wasn't cool to breathe. Copy and paste this onto your profile if you'd be part of the seven percent that'd be LAUGHING YOUR BUTT OFF!! Did you know the average American only reads 3 books a year? If you don't believe that it's even possible to read that little, copy and paste this onto your profile. If you've ever burst out laughing in a quiet room, copy and paste this into your profile. If you have ever had someone demand what (Exactly) the function and-slash-or purpose of a rubber duck is, copy and paste this into your profile. If you've ever talked to yourself, copy and paste this into your profile. If you cried when Fred Weasley died ((in Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows)), and not afraid to admit it, copy, paste this on your profile You know your addiction to Harry Potter is getting dangerous when you've added words like "Voldemort", "Hogwarts", and "Marauders" to your computer's dictionary. If you have done that, copy this into your profile If there are times where you just wanna annoy someone for the heck of it copy this into your profile 96 of teenage girls obsess over Twilight, put this in your signature if you're one of the 4 who like stories where the vampires are actually portrayed as monsters, and not as pretty people with fangs If you like to pretend that Fred Weasley never died, copy and paste this on to your profile. If you've ever wondered what you are like in another dimension, copy and paste this in your profile If your parents have to lock up your books because you read too much, copy and paste this into your profile If you believe that straight, gay, bi, and lesbian people are all equal and entitled to their beliefs, copy and paste this into your profile If you have ever slapped your self on the head and/or banged your head on a table for no reason put this on your profile. If you've ever wished you could go into a book and strangle some of the characters for being so incredibly dumb, copy and paste this into your profile. If it completely pisses you off when someone says being gay is gross, then copy and paste this into your profile. If you were insane, crazy, and/or random, before being crazy, insane, and/or random was cool, copy and paste this into your profile. If you know someone who should be run over by a bus, copy and paste this into your profile. If you can freak someone out just by glaring at them, copy and paste this on your profile. If Fanfiction to you is what MySpace is to other people, copy this into your profile. If you had a heart attack when you went to the planatarium and the teacher pointed out Betelgeuse, copy and paste this onto your profile. LONG LIVE FORD!!!!! If you've ever pushed on a door that said pull or vice versa copy and paste this in to your profile If you ever tripped over your own feet, copy this into your profile. If you are in lala land most of the time copy this onto your profile. If you've ever threatened your computer, copy and paste this into your profile. If, for no reason, you have laughed during a movie part that wasn't funny, put this in your profile Ninety-five percent of the kids out there are concerned with being popular and fitting in. If you're part of the five percent who aren't, copy this, put it in your profile, and add your name to the list. AnimeKittyCafe, Hyperactivley Bored, Gem W, Bara-Minamino, Yavie Aelinel, Crazy Billie Joe Loving Freak, Shadow929, SweetNCrazieSugarmuffin, The Komodo Dragon Phoenix, Empress Caroline of Tamaran, monkyluvr, Darth KenObi-Wan, JediWolfMaster,EwanLuvr4Ever, xXJedi Knight BlazeXx, JaneVolturi, LOSTSOULOFTHEUNDERWORLD, DarkAngel620, Dithinus, Pearl Bramble of Willowbottom If you realize that copying and pasting things into your profile is pointless, yet you do it anyways, copy and paste this into your profile. If you believe Narnia is real, copy and paste this to your profile, and add your name to the list: Miss Pookamonga, breezybrez, Clear Plastic, LucyCrewe11 :)Pearl Bramble of Willowbottom If annoying people say you will one day out grow your love of fairytales although evidence proves otherwise, copy/paste this onto your profile Enough of Suspian and other boring/perverted pairings. I say it's time for a revolution! If you think nerds are better than princes and that the movieverse Susan ought to end up with the geek, copy and paste this into your profile and spread the word! Susan and the Geek forever! Copy/Paste this to your profile if you don't get what's so scary about a raven saying, "Nevermore" over and over again. If you talk to yourself, copy and paste this into your profile. If you think Writer's Block is evil, put this in your profile. If you have ever seen a film, TV show, or anything of the like, and can quote it word for word. And you do at random moments, copy this into your profile. If you you think a TV show about the Pevensies during the golden age (Or even during their non-Narnia time In England) would be the best TV show ever and you'd totally watch it every time it was on, Copy/Paste this onto your profile. (Hey if enough of us copy/paste this, maybe someone will actually make it happen someday!) If you think the Little Match Girl is the saddest story ever written copy and paste this onto your profile. If you hate it when people are stupid/Jerks enough to put curse words in their profile (What if a little kid clicked on it by mistake or something? What if their grandmother saw it? Wouldn't they be ashamed?) Copy/Paste this to your own (Swear free) Profile and support good speech manners! Today the internet, tomorrow the mall! If you're one of those people who gets excited when they get a new review, copy and paste this in your profile. If you have ever had to hop up and down on a stool in a bookstore because you were too short to reach the shelf the book you wanted was on, Copy/paste this into your profile. If you are a person that loves fairy tales, mermaids, knights, swords, bows or anything of the sort, and in spite of what grown-ups tell you of these things you will always keep on believing; copy, paste this in your profile and add your name: ShaniEneida, LucyCrewe11 If you've ever wished you could go into a book and strangle some of the characters for being so incredibly dumb, copy and paste this onto your profile. Copy/Paste this into your profile if you know a lot of weird facts about old fairytales/myths and share them with random people at random moments. If you stubornly insist that "Snow White" is not the perky nightmare walt disney made her out to be and is really much more interesting than that: Copy/Paste this to your profile. I believe in the big bang; God said, "Bang!" and there it was! LOL. Copy/Paste this into your profile if you think evolution is pure nonsense. A good book is a good friend-copy/paste this if you truly believe that. If your idea of fun is reading, copy and paste this into your profile. If you wish that a fictional character was real, copy and paste this to your profile If you know the lines to all three Narnia movies copy and paste this onto your profile. Copy/paste this to your profile if you think Narnia must be getting awfully crowded-what with all these random girls magically arriving there and doing nothing but standing around making kissy faces at the kings. (you say OC, I say rabid Mary-sue on the loose, let's just call the whole fic off!) If you talk to yourself while trying to decide if you will buy a book (Example: "Oh, I love this book! But it has a dent in the side. Oh, but I love this book! Aw, and it's HARDCOVER! I LOVE hardcover! Lemme look at the price tag again..." etc...), copy and paste this to your profile. If to you, Edward is that awesome character from "Big Fish" (GREAT MOVIE!) and NOT that moody, sparkly guy from Twilight (I hate him! Cullen vampire-boy STINKS! Boo, Twilight, Boo!), copy-and-paste this into your profile. If to you, Bella is the new mermaid on "H2o just add water" and not that annoying chick who wants to be a vampire so she can live forever with some weird, moody freak, copy/paste this to your profile. Team Edward or team Jacob? If you're on team "Shove them both off a cliff-and make sure they take Mary-sue (Bella, whatever) with them." and team, "Who cares?" Copy/Paste this to your profile. If you have ever made up a joke on the spot, burst out laughing at it yourself, and then exclaimed, "Oh, come on, that was funny!" when no one else joined in, copy/paste this to your profile. Put this in your profile if you didn't know the Alphabet Song and Twinkle Twinkle Little Star had the same tune. PUT THIS IN YOUR PROFILE IF YOU LIKE BAGELS and creamcheese. If you own a copy of a book (any book, doesn't really matter which one or what kind) signed by its author, copy/paste this to your profile. If your Characters talk to you in your head, copy this to your profile. YOU respond/talk to your Characters, copy this to your- SHUT UP, ALL OF YOU! I'M NOT WRITING YOUR STORY RIGHT NOW!- profile. copy/paste this to your profile if you're against books being banned from libraries. Copy/Paste this to your profile if you didn't realize that "the little mermaid 2" and "Lady and the Tramp 2" had more or less the same plot. If you wish that Disney Channel would do a spin-off series based on the Avalon High movie instead of A.N.T Farm, Copy/Paste this to your profile. If you think that Megara should be included in Disney's "disney princesses" since she was a princess in the original Greek Myths, copy/paste this to your profile. Top Eight Things I’ve Learned From Watching Fantasy Movies: 8) The last time Edmund didn’t believe Lucy, he ended up looking pretty stupid. (Narnia: Prince Caspian) 7) It doesn’t matter if the prince with the fake-Spanish accent and the young gentle queen really don’t have THAT much chemistry-they will still kiss before the movie is over. (Narnia: Prince Caspian) 6) A guy can still win the heart of the girl of his dreams by the end of an endlessly long movie even if he tried to eat her grandmother and happens to be half-wolf. (The 10th Kingdom) 5) Tony Lewis is gonna be a grandpa! (The 10th Kingdom) 4) It is probably not a good idea to, under any circumstances, sell your cow for so-called Magic Beans. Nothing good EVER comes of this. The beans will either turn out not to be magic at all and your brother will hold it over you for the rest of your life, or, worse, they will be real and you will unleash a terrible curse on your whole family because of your greed that will cause all of your descendants for the next 400 years not to be able to live past forty. Either way, forget the beans; insist on cash and a receipt! (Brothers Grimm/Jack and the beanstalk the real story) 3) If you were a king in a past life it is perfectly acceptable to hit someone for trying to make you apologize; because, yes, it really is that hard just to walk away, and you shouldn’t have to. (Narnia: Prince Caspian) 2) It is also perfectly acceptable for a straight king-to-be to ride around on a unicorn, provided, of course, that he rides it into a battle and gets it killed by a dwarf shooting arrrows, and then replaces it with a black steed by the end of the movie. (Narnia: The lion, the witch, and the wardrobe) And the number one thing I’ve learned from watching Fantasy Movies? 1) Particularly practical, self-righteous grown-ups will never pick up on the actual morals of the stories because they're too stuffy to get over themselves and enjoy a movie for what it really is; according to them, Narnia encourages little children to fight in wars and so apparently Peter Pan encourages ‘em to jump out of windows to their untimely demise. Copy/paste this list to your profile if you’re addicted to fantasy movies! If you think you have too many of these "copy and paste this into your profile" thingies, but have no intention of stopping now, copy and paste this into your profile. You may be obsessed with Lord of the Rings if: Now for some serious stuff: Love vs. Sex A teenage girl named Diane about 17 had gone to visit some friends one evening and time passed quickly as each shared their various experiences of the past year. She ended up staying longer than planned, and had to walk home alone. She wasn't afraid because it was a small town and she lived only a few blocks away. As she walked along under the tall elm trees, Diane asked God to keep her safe from harm and danger. When she reached the alley, which was a short cut to her house, she decided to take it. However, halfway down the alley she noticed a man standing at the end as though he were waiting for her. She became uneasy and began to pray, asking for God's protection. Instantly a comforting feeling of quietness and security wrapped round her, she felt as though someone was walking with her. When she reached the end of the alley, she walked right past the man and arrived home safely. The following day, she read in the newspaper that a young girl had been raped and killed in the same alley just twenty minutes after she had been there. Feeling overwhelmed by this tragedy and the fact that it could have been her, she began to weep. Thanking the Lord for her safety, she decided to go to the police station. She felt she could recognize the man, so she told them her story. The police asked her if she would be willing to look at a lineup to see if she could identify him. She agreed and immediately pointed out the man she had seen in the alley the night before. When the man was told he had been identified, he immediately broke down and confessed. The officer thanked Diane for her bravery and asked if there was anything they could do for her. She asked if they would ask the man one question. Diane was curious as to why he had not attacked her. When the policeman asked him, he answered, "Because she wasn't alone. She had two tall men walking on either side of her." Amazingly, whether you believe or not, you're never alone. Did you know that 98 of teenagers will not stand up for God? Repost this as Love vs. Sex if you truly believe in God.. Stop the racism A black man was talking to a white man and said: "I'm black. When I was born I was black. When I grew up, I was black. When I'm sick, I'm black. When I go in the sun, I'm black. When I'm cold, I'm black. When I die, I'll still be black. But you: When you were born, you were pink. When you grew up, you were white. When you're sick, you're green. When you go in the sun you're red. When you're cold, you're blue. When you die, you'll be purple. And you have the nerve to call me colored." PLEASE READ. I was walking around in a Target store, when I saw a cashier hand this little boy some money back. The boy couldn't have been more than 5 or 6 years old. The cashier said, "I'm sorry, but you don't have enough money to buy this doll." Then the little boy turned to the old woman next to him: ''Granny, are you sure I don't have enough money?'' The old lady replied: ''You know that you don't have enough money to buy this doll, my dear.'' Then she asked him to stay there for just 5 minutes while she went to look a round. She left quickly. The little boy was still holding the doll in his hand. Finally, I walked toward him and I asked him who he wished to give this doll to. "It's the doll that my sister loved most and wanted so much for Christmas. She was sure that Santa Claus would bring it to her." I replied to him that maybe Santa Claus would bring it to her after all, and not to worry. But he replied to me sadly. "No, Santa Claus can't bring it to her where she is now. I have to give the doll to my mommy so that she can give it to my sister when she goes there." His eyes were so sad while saying this. "My sister has gone to be with God. Daddy says that Mommy is going to see God very soon too, so I thought that she could take the doll with her to give it to my sister.'' My heart nearly stopped. The little boy looked up at me and said: "I told daddy to tell mommy not to go yet. I need her to wait until I come back from the mall." Then he showed me a very nice photo of him where he was laughing. He then told me "I want mommy to take my picture with her so she won't forget me. I love my mommy and I wish she doesn't have to leave me, but daddy says that she has to go to be with my little sister." Then he looked again at the doll with sad eyes, very quietly. I quickly reached for my wallet and said to the boy. "Suppose we check again, just in case you do have enough money for the doll?'' "OK," he said, "I hope I do have enough." I added some of my money to his without him seeing and we started to count it. There was enough for the doll and even some spare money. The little boy said: "Thank you God for giving me enough money!" Then he looked at me and added, "I asked last night before I went to sleep for God to make sure I had enough money to buy this doll, so that mommy could give it to my sister. He heard me! I also wanted to have enough money to buy a white rose for my mommy, but I didn't dare to ask God for too much. But He gave me enough to buy the doll and a white rose. My mommy loves white roses." A few minutes later, the old lady returned and I left with my basket. I finished my shopping in a totally different state from when I started. I couldn't get the little boy out of my mind. Then I remembered a local newspaper article two days ago, which mentioned a drunk man in a truck, who hit a car occupied by a young woman and a little girl. The little girl died right away, and the mother was left in a critical state. The family had to decide whether to pull the plug on the life-sustaining machine, because the young woman would not be able to recover from the coma. Was this the family of the little boy? Two days after this encounter with the little boy, I read in the newspaper that the young woman had passed away. I couldn't stop myself as I bought a bunch of white roses and I went to the funeral home where the body of the young woman was exposed for people to see and make last wishes before her burial. She was there, in her coffin, holding a beautiful white rose in her hand with the photo of the little boy and the doll placed over her chest. I left the place, teary-eyed, feeling that my life had been changed forever.. The love that the little boy had for his mother and his sister is still, to this day, hard to imagine. And in a fraction of a second, a drunk driver had taken all this away from him. Now you have 2 choices: When you were 5, your mom gave you a ice cream cone. You thank her by yelling at her that it's the wrong kind. When you were 9, your mom drove you from swimming class to soccer and one birthday party to another. You thanked her by slamming the door and never looking back. When you were 10, your mom payed for piano classes. You thanked her by never coming to class. When you were 12, your mom was waiting for a very important call. You thanked her by talking on the phone all night. When you were 14, your mom payed for a month away at summer camp. You thanked her by not bothering to write a single letter. When you were 16, your mom taught you how to drive her car. You thanked her by taking it every chance you got. When you were 17, your mom drove you to the mall and gave you her credit card. You thanked her by maxing it out. When you were 18, your mom cried at your high school graduation. You thanked her by partying until dawn. When you were 20, your mom drove you to college. You thanked her by saying good-bye to her outside the dorm so you wouldn't have to say bye in front of your friends. When you were 26, your mom payed for your wedding. You thanked her by moving halfway across the world. When you were 30, your mom fell ill and needed you to take care of her. You thanked her by reading about the burden parents became to children. Then, one day, she quietly died and everything you did came crashing down on you. If YOU love your mom, re-post this and if you don't, you won't care if your mom dies, will you? OBITUARY FOR THE LATE MR. COMMON SENSE Today we mourn the passing of a beloved old friend, Common Sense, who has been with us for many years. No one knows for sure how old he was, since his birth records were long ago lost in bureaucratic red tape. He will be remembered as having cultivated such valuable lessons as: Knowing when to come in out of the rain; why the early bird gets the worm; Life isn't always fair; and Maybe it was my fault. Common Sense lived by simple, sound financial policies (don't spend more than you can earn) and reliable strategies (adults, not children, are in charge). His health began to deteriorate rapidly when well-intentioned but overbearing regulations were set in place. Reports of a 6 year-old boy charged with sexual harassment for kissing a classmate; teens suspended from school for using mouthwash after lunch; and a teacher fired for reprimanding an unruly student, only worsened his condition. Common Sense lost ground when parents attacked teachers for doing the job that they themselves had failed to do in disciplining their unruly children. It declined even further when schools were required to get Parental consent to administer Calpol, sun lotion or a band-aid to a student; but could not inform parents when a student became pregnant and wanted to have an abortion. Common Sense lost the will to live as the Ten Commandments became contraband; churches became businesses; and criminals received better treatment than their victims. Common Sense took a beating when you couldn't defend yourself from a burglar in your own home and the burglar could sue you for assault. Common Sense finally gave up the will to live, after a woman failed to realize that a steaming cup of coffee was hot. She spilled a little in her lap, and was promptly awarded a huge settlement. Common Sense was preceded in death by his parents, Truth and Trust; his wife, Discretion; his daughter, Responsibility; and his son, Reason. He is survived by his 3 stepbrothers; I Know My Rights, Someone Else Is To Blame, and I'm A Victim. Not many attended his funeral because so few realized he was gone. If you still remember him, pass this on. If not, join the majority and do nothing. -- Girlbender875, Jedi Master Misty Sman-Esay, xXJedi Knight BlazeXx, Writer of the North, Dithinus, Pearl Bramble of Willowbottom If child abuse makes you sick and you think it's horrible and should be stopped, put this poem on your profile. My name is Tiffany Hush, little sister I can see your arms I know you scream I can see the way I know that people Hey, little sister You see, little sister He screamed at me You know, little sister But hush, little sister I'm sorry little sister Uh oh little sister Hush little sister Favorite Quotes: "The world will tell you who you are, until you tell the world." "One wrong move and everything can shatter." "God has a purpose for everyone that comes into your life..." "Life is like shattered glass, but if you take a step back and look, you will find that it is actually quite beautiful." Fanfiction: Because 87% of all original endings suck. Fanfiction: Because 95% of all plot twists are either predictable or stupid. Fanfiction: Because my favorite characters always die. Fanfiction: Because sometimes evil deserves to win. Fanfiction: Because sometimes authors just don't know which of their own characters go together best. Fanfiction: Because most authors aren't willing to write multiple versions of their stories just so we can see every possibility that arises. Fanfiction: Because all stories shouldn't have an ending; there should always be another adventure. Fanfiction: Because sometimes there's no one your age and gender who you can relate to. Fanfiction: Because sometimes you want to be in that story yourself. Fanfiction: Because sometimes you have no other way to express the ideas in your head. In Honor of Stupid People In case you needed further proof that the human race is doomed to stupidity, here are some actual label instructions on consumer goods: On a Sears hairdryer -- Do not use while sleeping. (Shoot, and that's the only time I have to work on my hair.) On a bag of Fritos -- You could be a winner! No purchase necessary. Details inside. (the shoplifter special)? On a bar of Dial soap -- "Directions: Use like regular soap," (and that would be how??...) On some Swanson frozen dinners -- "Serving suggestion: Defrost." (but, it's "just" a suggestion). On Tesco's Tiramisu dessert (printed on bottom) -- "Do not turn upside down." (well...duh, a bit late, huh)! On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding -- "Product will be hot after heating." (...and you thought??...) On packaging for a Rowena iron -- "Do not iron clothes on body." (but wouldn't this save me more time)? On Boot's Children Cough Medicine -- "Do not drive a car or operate machinery after taking this medication." (We could do a lot to reduce the rate of construction accidents if we could just get those 5-year-olds with head-colds off those forklifts.) On Nytol Sleep Aid -- "Warning: May cause drowsiness." (and...I'm taking this because??...) On most brands of Christmas lights -- "For indoor or outdoor use only." (as opposed to...what)? On a Japanese food processor -- "Not to be used for the other use." (now, somebody out there, help me on this. I'm a bit curious) On Sainsbury's peanuts -- "Warning: contains nuts." (talk about a news flash) On an American Airlines packet of nuts -- "Instructions: Open packet, eat nuts." (Step 3: maybe, ooh...fly Delta?) On a child's Superman costume -- "Wearing of this garment does not enable you to fly." (I don't blame the company. I blame the parents for this one.) On a Swedish chainsaw -- "Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands." (Oh my ..was there a lot of this happening somewhere?) On a Korean kitchen knife -- "Warning: keep out of children." (hmm...something must have gotten lost in the translation...) On a mattress warning label -- "WARNING: Do not attempt to swallow." (What prompted this?) On the back of a watch -- "For Best Results Use Other Side." (I start to question the world now.) "A guy gave his girl 12 roses, 11 real, one fake. There was note, and it said, "When the last rose dies, that's when I'll stop loving you."-Unknown Check this out... I cdnuolt blveiee taht I cluod aulaclty uesdnatnrd waht I was rdanieg. The phaonmneal pweor of the hmuan mnid. Aoccdrnig to a rscheearch at Cmabrigde Uinervtisy, it deosn't mttaer in waht oredr the ltteers in a wrod are, the olny iprmoatnt tihng is taht the frist and lsat ltteer be in the rghit pclae. The rset can be a taotl mses and you can sitll raed it wouthit a porbelm. Tihs is bcuseae the huamn mnid deos not raed ervey lteter by istlef, but the wrod as a wlohe. Amzanig huh? Yaeh and I awlyas thought slpeling was ipmorantt! tahts so cool! If you could read that put it in your profile This is a story about God. Read if you believe in him, and read even if you don't. A teenage girl about 17 named Diane had gone to visit some friends one evening and time passed quickly as each shared their various experiences of the past year. She ended up staying longer than planned, and had to walk home alone. She wasn't afraid because it was a small town and she lived only a few blocks away. As she walked along under the tall elm trees, Diane asked God to keep her safe from harm and danger. When she reached the alley, which was a short cut to her house, she decided to take it. However, halfway down the alley she noticed a man standing at the end as though he were waiting for her. She became uneasy and began to pray, asking for God's protection. Instantly a comforting feeling of quietness and security wrapped round her, she felt as though someone was walking with her. When she reached the end of the alley, she walked right past the man and arrived home safely. The following day, she read in the newspaper that a young girl had been raped in the same alley just twenty minutes after she had been there. Feeling overwhelmed by this tragedy and the fact that it could have been her, she began to weep. Thanking the Lord for her safety and to help this young woman, she decided to go to the police station. She felt she could recognize the man, so she told them her story. The police asked her if she would be willing to look at a lineup to see if she could identify him. She agreed and immediately pointed out the man she had seen in the alley the night before. When the man was told he had been identified, he immediately broke down and confessed. The officer thanked Diane for her bravery and asked if there was anything they could do for her. She asked if they would ask the man one question. Diane was curious as to why he had not attacked her. When the policeman asked him, he answered, "Because she wasn't alone. She had two tall men walking on either side of her." Amazingly, whether you believe or not, you're never alone. Did you know that 98 of teenagers will not stand up for God, and 93 of the people that read this won’t repost it? If you love God with your whole heart and are 100 percent proud of it, copy & paste this in your profile. Even when you cant see Him, GOD is there! if you believe in GOD put this in your profile If you believe in Jesus Christ put this in your profile and don't ignore it because the Bible says that If you deny me, I will deny you in front of my father and the glory of Heaven. "Ninety-three percent of the teen population would die if Abercrombie and Fitch said it wasn't cool to breathe. Copy and paste this if you would be part of the seven percent that'd be LAUGHING YOUR ASS OFF!" "If you despise Twilight and think it is a poorly written book with flat characters and a predictable plotline, copy and paste this into your profile." "If you think Twilight is overrated, copy and paste this into your profile." "If you’ve written a bad fanfiction before and admit it, copy and paste this into your profile." "If you don’t give a damn what other people think about you, copy and paste this into your profile." "If you think that being unique is cooler than being cool, copy this on your profile." 98 of teenagers do or has tried smoking pot. If you're one of the 2 percent who hasn't, copy and paste this into your profile I like cheese. I have seen purple cows. If two gooses are geese, then why aren't two moose meese, or when two foots are feet, why aren't two footballs feetball? Milk tastes good. People call me crazy, but I'm just random! If you're random and proud of it, copy and paste this in your profile! This story is about a little girl that was abused. If you care about it, copy and paste it to your profile: My name is Sarah I am but three, Child abuse, MAKE IT STOP! 1.) You accidentally enter your password on a microwave. 2.) You haven't played solitaire with real cards in years. 3.) The reason for not staying in touch with your friends is that they dont have a screen name or myspace. 4.) You'd rather look all over the house for the remote instead of just pushing the button on the tv. 6.) Your boss doesn't even have the ability to do your job. 7.) You read this list, & keep nodding and smiling. 8.) As you read this list, you think about sending it to all your friends. 9.) and you were too busy to notice number 5. 10.) You actually scrolled back up to check that there was a number 5. 11.) & now youre laughing at your stupidity. 12.) Put this in your profile if you fell for it. And you know you did. If you like to put these types of things in your profile, copy and paste to your profile. For me, crazy is a loose term. Crazy is when you stare at a pencil and laugh when someone asks you just what you find so interesting about the eraser. Crazy is when you have an hour long sob-fest, then start singing and dancing when your favorite song plays. Crazy is when you do or say a totally random thing, like "Do you ever wonder where the eraser bits go?" or start having a thumbwar with yourself . So if you're crazy, copy this onto your profile. I'm emo so I must cut my wrists You say 50 cent - I say 3 Days Grace PLEASE READ WHAT'S UNDER THIS!! I am the girl kicked out of her home because I confided in my mother that I am a lesbian. Re-post this if you believe homophobia is wrong. Please do your part to end it I was walking around in a Target store, when I saw a Cashier hand this little boy some money back. The boy couldn't have been more than 5 or 6 years old. The Cashier said, "I'm sorry, but you don't have enough money to buy this doll." Then the little boy turned to the old woman next to him: ''Granny, are you sure I don't have enough money?'' The old lady replied: ''You know that you don't have enough money to buy this doll, my dear.'' Then she asked him to stay there for just 5 minutes while she went to look around. She left quickly. The little boy was still holding the doll in his hand. Finally, I walked toward him and I asked him who he wished to give this doll to. "It's the doll that my sister loved most and wanted so much for Christmas. She was sure that Santa Claus would bring it to her." I replied to him that maybe Santa Claus would bring it to her after all, and not to worry. But he replied to me sadly. "No, Santa Claus can't bring it to her where she is now. I have to give the doll to my mommy so that she can give it to my sister when she goes there." His eyes were so sad while saying this. "My Sister has gone to be with God. Daddy says that Mommy is going to see God very soon too, so I thought that she could take the doll with her to give it to my sister.'' My heart nearly stopped. The little boy looked up at me and said: "I told daddy to tell mommy not to go yet. I need her to wait until I come back from the mall." Then he showed me a very nice photo of him where he was laughing. He then told me "I want mommy to take my picture with her so she won't forget me." "I love my mommy and I wish she doesn't have to leave me, but daddy says that she has to go to be with my little sister." Then he looked again at the doll with sad eyes, very quietly. I quickly reached for my wallet and said to the boy. "Suppose we check again, just in case you do have enough money for the doll?'' "OK" he said, "I hope I do have enough." I added some of my money to his without him seeing and we started to count it. There was enough for the doll and even some spare money. The little boy said: "Thank you God for giving me enough money!" Then he looked at me and added, "I asked last night before I went to sleep for God to make sure I had enough money to buy this doll, so that mommy could give It to my sister. He heard me!'' "I also wanted to have enough money to buy a white rose for my mommy, but I didn't dare to ask God for too much. But He gave me enough to buy the doll and a white rose.'' "My mommy loves white roses." A few minutes later, the old lady returned and I left with my basket. I finished my shopping in a totally different state from when I started. I couldn't get the little boy out of my mind. Then I remembered a local news paper article two days ago, which mentioned a drunk man in a truck, who hit a car occupied by a young woman and a little girl. The little girl died right away, and the mother was left in a critical state. The family had to decide whether to pull the plug on the life-sustaining machine, because the young woman would not be able to recover from the coma. Was this the family of the little boy? Two days after this encounter with the little boy, I read in the news paper that the young woman had passed away. I couldn't stop myself as I bought a bunch of white roses and I went to the funeral home where the body of the young woman was exposed for people to see and make last wishes before her burial. She was there, in her coffin, holding a beautiful white rose in her hand with the photo of the little boy and the doll placed over her chest. I left the place, teary-eyed, feeling that my life had been changed for ever. The love that the little boy had for his mother and his sister is still, to this day, hard to imagine. And in a fraction of a second, a drunk driver had taken all this away from him. Now you have 2 choices: 1) Repost this message, or 2) Ignore it as if it never touched your heart This is a story about God. Read if you believe in him, and read even if you don't. A teenage girl about 17 named Diane had gone to visit some friends one evening and time passed quickly as each shared their various experiences of the past year. She ended up staying longer than planned, and had to walk home alone. She wasn't afraid because it was a small town and she lived only a few blocks away. As she walked along under the tall elm trees, Diane asked God to keep her safe from harm and danger. When she reached the alley, which was a short cut to her house, she decided to take it. However, halfway down the alley she noticed a man standing at the end as though he were waiting for her. She became uneasy and began to pray, asking for God's protection. Instantly a comforting feeling of quietness and security wrapped round her, she felt as though someone was walking with her. When she reached the end of the alley, she walked right past the man and arrived home safely. The following day, she read in the newspaper that a young girl had been killed in the same alley just twenty minutes after she had been there. Feeling overwhelmed by this tragedy and the fact that it could have been her, she began to weep. Thanking God for her safety, she decided to go to the police station. She felt she could recognize the man, so she told them her story. The police asked her if she would be willing to look at a lineup to see if she could identify him. She agreed and immediately pointed out the man she had seen in the alley the night before. When the man was told he had been identified, he immediately broke down and confessed. The officer thanked Diane for her bravery and asked if there was anything they could do for her. She asked if they would ask the man one question. Diane was curious as to why he had not attacked her. When the policeman asked him, he answered, "Because she wasn't alone. She had two tall men walking on either side of her." Amazingly, whether you believe or not, you're never alone. Did you know that 98 of teenagers will not stand up for God, and 93 of the people that read this won’t repost it? START A REVOLUTION IN YOUR COMMUNITY OR YOU CAN BY YOURSELF!! The sorting hat says that I belong in Gryffindor! Said Gryffindor, "We'll teach all those with brave deeds to their name." Students of Gryffindor are typically brave, daring, and chivalrous. Take the most scientific Harry Potter Quiz ever created. Get Sorted Now! The Narniac's Creed I believe in a Lion named Aslan He is good but not safe, At Aslan's roar, even the trees bow down. He has another name in our world. He's not a tame Lion, it's true. So I will take the adventure that Aslan sends, Until further up and further in If your Characters talk to you in your head, copy this to your profile. Narnia and Middle-earth must be getting awfully crowded - what with all these random girls magically arriving there and doing nothing but standing around making kissy faces. A good book is a good friend. If you wish that a fictional character was real, copy and paste this to your profile. (I soooo wish the Pevensies were real because I think I would be very good friends with them!) If you've ever wished you could go into a book and strangle some of the characters for being so incredibly dumb, copy and paste this onto your profile. (Yes, I've wanted to do that as well as go into the Narnia: The Lion, the Witch and the Wardrobe computer game and strangle Peter for being so dumb and walking into ogres!) If you're one of those people who gets excited when they get a new review, copy and paste this in your profile. If you think Writer's Block is evil, put this in your profile. (I don't think it's evil; I KNOW it is EVIL!!!) If you are a person that loves fairy tales, mermaids, knights, swords, bows or anything of the sort, and in spite of what grown-ups tell you of these things, you will always keep on believing; copy, paste this in your profile. If you have ever seen a film, TV show, or anything of the like, and can quote it word for word...and you do at random moments, copy this into your profile. (Ha! I quote Narnia and Tangled constantly! Without even realizing it sometimes!) If you are tired of Suspian and think that it is the most ridiculous thing ever, copy and paste this in your profile. (I am soooo sick of Suspian!) If you think Suspian should be a new name for a flu virus, copy and paste this in your profile. (Ha ha! I love this one!) Did you know that 98 of teenagers will not stand up for God, and 93 of the people that read this won’t repost it? Jesus had no servants, yet they called him Master... He had no degree, yet they called him Teacher... He had no medicine, yet they called him Healer... He had no army, yet kings feared him... He won no military battles, yet he conquered the world... He committed no crime, yet they crucified Him... He was buried in a tomb, yet He lives today Feel honored to serve such a leader who loves us... If you believe in the true God, Father, Son, and Holy Ghost If you believe in Jesus Christ put this in your profile and don't just ignore this, because in the Bible it says if you deny me, I will deny you in front of my Father in the pearly gates of Heaven. If you believe in God copy and paste this in your profile I am the girl that doesn't go to school dances, or games, and when I do go, I sit in a corner and read a book. I am the girl that people look through when I say something. I am the girl that spends most of her free time reading, writing, or doing other activities that most teenagers wouldn't call normal. I am the girl that people call weird and a freak either behind my back or to my face. I am the girl that doesn't spend all her time on MySpace, or talking to a girlfriend on a cell phone or regular phone. I am the girl that hasn't been asked out in a year. I am the girl that has stopped to smell the flowers and jump and splash in the rain. BUT I am also the girl who knows and is proud to be who she is, doesn’t care if people call her weird (it's a compliment), who loves reading and writing and doing the things that no one seems to have the time to do any more, who loves and is obsessed with Narnia, who can express herself better with words than actions, who doesn't need a guy to complete her, and knows the importance of the little things. Copy and paste this onto your account, and add your name to the list, if you are anything like me, so the girls who are different and unique can know in their weakest time that they are unique but not alone: Iheartjake, TeamJacob101, Boysareadrag, The Dawn Is Breaking, secilmis yazar, All The Pretty Horses, ElvesWizardsCentaursohmy, Fierce Queen, AngelofNightandDarkness, SeleneQueenoftheNight, earth17, narniagirl11 Pearl Bramble of Willowbottom. Favorite Quotes!!! "There's always a first time." - Peter Pevensie, Narnia: Prince Caspian (movie) "Where are we going?" - Susan Pevensie, Narnia: The Lion, the Witch and the Wardrobe (movie) "This is ridiculous!" - Tilda Swinton (White Witch), Narnia: The Lion, Witch and the Wardrobe - Bloopers (movie) "He's a beaver, he shouldn't be saying anything!" - Susan Pevensie, Narnia: The Lion, the Witch and the Wardrobe (movie) "Hey lad! You haven't seen a young girl around here?" "Oh stop it!" - King Caspian X & Lucy Pevensie, Narnia: The Voyage of the Dawn Treader - Deleted Scenes: Kids in Narnian Clothing (movie) "Newsflash! She walked in her own room!" - Phelix, Barbie: Twelve Dancing Princesses "Hadley, you're tenderizing your brain! Stop it." - Dame Devin, Barbie: Princess Charm School "Only you can finish this story. The ending is up to you. How will you end it?" - Aslan, Narnia: Someone Worth Dying For - my story "When you’re wounded in battle; you don't stop being a soldier, right? Bottom line is you're my friend, no matter what shape you're in." - Caleb, Narnia: Someone Worth Dying For - my story "What happened to you? You look like you've been chasing fifty chickens around without success for two days!" - Heather, Narnia: The Lion, the Lady and the Lake - my story "I think we're in Narnia!" - Kelly, Narnia: The Lion, the Lady and the Lake - my story "We could go back and pretend none of this happened, but we won’t. We can do this: together. We can step across this line and make a change. We will always be kings and queens, even in our own world. We can be the light bringing people to the truth." - Caleb, Narnia: Someone Worth Dying For - my story "Caleb!!! We're back in Narnia!!!" - Heather, Narnia: Once Upon a Dream - my friend's story "I seriously doubt it." - Rapunzel, Tangled "I KNOW!!! I know." - Rapunzel, Tangled "If we don't live what we believe, we'll start to believe what we live." - Heather, Narnia: Someone Worth Dying For - my story "Frankly, I'm too scared to ask about the frog." - Flynn/Eugene, Tangled "We are kids." - Edmund Pevensie, Narnia: Prince Caspian (movie) "A boy in the street made a beastly joke about Queen Susan, so I knocked him down. He ran howling into a house and his big brother came out. So I knocked the big brother down. Then they all followed me until we ran into three old men with spears who are called the Watch. So I fought the Watch and they knocked me down." -Prince Corin, Narnia: The Horse and His Boy (book) "I was trained by the finest Telmarines archers." "Well if that's all they've got, we might stand a chance after all." - Prince Caspian and Susan Pevensie, Narnia: Prince Caspian - Deleted Scenes: Training the Archers (movie) "But that's a girls coat!" - Edmund Pevensie, Narnia: The Lion, the Witch and the Wardrobe (movie) "It's a girls coat anyway." - Edmund Pevensie, Narnia: Arms of Love - my story "He must know what he's doing." - Lucy Pevensie, Narnia: Prince Caspian (movie) "No fear, no retreat!" - Reepicheep, Narnia: The Voyage of the Dawn Treader (movie) "Puddleglum's my name. But it doesn't matter if you forget it. I can always tell you again." - Puddleglum, Narnia: The Silver Chair (book) “I’m scared! I’m going to grab a centaur!” “Edmund! You don’t grab a centaur when you’re scared. It would probably greatly offend them.” - Edmund Pevensie and Heather, Narnia: Arms of Love - my story. "Oh Ed, I didn't know you could dance!" "Don't listen to her. I thought is was spectacular! We could be the dancing brothers. Come on, I’ll show you! ...And then, maybe not.” - Susan and Peter Pevensie, Narnia: In His Arms - my story "The bolt of Tash falls from above!" "Does it ever get caught on a hook halfway?" - Prince Rabadash and Prince Corin, Narnia: The Horse and His Boy (book) "Aslan believed you could...and so do I." - Edmund Pevensie, Narnia: The Lion, the Witch and the Wardrobe (movie) "Aslan, I'm not who you think I am." - Peter Pevensie, Narnia: The Lion, the Witch and the Wardrobe (movie) "Now is the time to be strong. Never give in!" - King Caspian X, Narnia: Voyage of the Dawn Treader (movie) "If he tells us to hurry one more time, I'm going to turn him into a big, fluffy hat!" - Peter Pevensie, Narnia: The Lion, the Witch and the Wardrobe (movie) "Do you see him now?" - Lucy Pevensie, Narnia: Prince Caspian (movie) "I am a grown-up." - Trumpkin, Narnia: Prince Caspian (movie) "Supposing I started behaving like Lucy. I might threaten to stay here whether the rest of you went on or not. I jolly well think I shall." - Susan Pevensie, Narnia: Prince Caspian (book) "Oh, buck up, Susan. Give me your hand. Why, a baby could get down here. And do stop grousing." - Peter Pevensie, Narnia: Prince Caspian (book) "Go away. You're dead." - Edmund Pevensie, Narnia: The Voyage of the Dawn Treader (movie) "The term is over; the holidays have begun. The dream is ended; this is morning." - Aslan, Narnia: The Last Battle (book) “That's the worst of girls. They never can carry a map in their heads." "That's because our heads have something inside them." - Edmund and Lucy Pevensie, Narnia: Prince Caspian (book) "If the Witch knew the true meaning of sacrifice, she might have interpreted the deep magic differently. That when a willing victim who has committed no treachery, is killed in a traitor's stead, the stone table will crack, and even death itself would turn backwards." - Aslan, Narnia: The Lion, the Witch and the Wardrobe "Now at last they were beginning Chapter One of the Great Story which no one on earth has ever read: which goes on forever: in which every chapter is better than the one before." -C.S. Lewis, Narnia: The Last Battle (book) I have a one-time gift. A beautiful gift that many people are ridiculed for in this day and age. A precious gift that many people throw away. It's called "virginity", and I plan to not waste it on someone who's just gonna dump me later. I choose to be faithful to my future husband, the man who will love me for the rest of my life, and to wait for the wedding day!! If you have chosen to save your one-time gift and are PROUD of your purity, paste this into your profile and add your name to the list: Dearheart, floppyearsthebunny, Narnian Nights, Narnian Princess, Ashleigh M, Pearl Bramble of Willowbottom. Every Abortion Is Just . . . One more heart that was stopped. If you're against abortion, re-post this I trust Jesus Christ as my Lord and Saviour. If you do too, and you have no problem saying so; post this on your profile. If you believe in Jesus Christ, put this in your profile and don't just ignore this, because the in the Bible it says if you deny me, I will deny you in front of my Father in the gates of Heaven. 96 percent of teens in the world today don't stand up for God. If you are one of the 4 percent that does put this in your profile. Because He lives I can face tomorrow and life is worth the living just because He lives. I believe in the big bang; God said, "Bang!" and there it was! LOL. Copy/Paste this into your profile if you think evolution is pure nonsense. If you Believe in Jesus Christ, put this on your profile, and don't deny this, because the bible says, "Deny me, and I will Deny you in front of my Father in the gates of Heaven." When I say that 'I am a Christian', I am not shouting that 'I am clean living.' I am a Christian and proud of it, if you have a problem with us please call 1-800-I-Don't-Care. A 15 year old girl holds hands with her 1 year old son. People call her a slut. No-one knows she was raped at 13. People call a girl fat. No-one knows she has a serious disease which causes her to be over weight. People call an old man ugly. No-one knows he had a serious injury to his face while fighting for our country in the war. Repost this if you're against bullying and stereotyping. 95% of you won't. Will I read your story? Yes, however, nothing above T, unless it is rated low M because of something such as torture and even then I am extremely selective about it. Nothing sexual, although I can deal with violence if it plays an actual role in the story, and isn't just for the sake of writing a bunch of violence. Example: A Peter & Edmund brotherfic, where one of them is tortured and the other takes care of him. I can understand and deal with that, although most of those can be rated T. If you still need explanations for why I don't like to read that stuff after reading my profile, PM me and I will be happy to tell you... If you are a Narnia freak and proud of it copy and paste this onto your profile If you are a person that loves fairy tales, mermaids, knights, swords, bows or anything of the sort, and in spite of what grown-ups tell you of these things you will always keep on loving; copy, paste this in your profile and add your name: ShaniEneida, LucyCrewe11, Queen of Fantasy ,Narnia Queen, Narnian Princess, AshleighM, Pearl Bramble of Willowbottom. If you have ever seen a film, TV show, or anything of the like, and can quote it word for word. And you do at random moments, copy this into your profile. (Narnia) If you you think a TV show about the Pevensies during the golden age would be the best TV show ever and you'd totally watch it every time it was on, Copy/Paste this onto your profile. (Hey if enough of us copy/paste this, maybe someone will actually make it happen someday!) If you wish that a fictional character was real, copy and paste this to your profile (Peter, Susan, Edmund, Lucy) If you know the lines to all three Narnia movies copy and paste this onto your profile. (Only the first two) Copy/paste this to your profile if you think Narnia must be getting awfully crowded-what with all these random girls magically arriving there and doing nothing but standing around making kissy faces at the kings. (you say OC, I say rabid Mary-sue on the loose, let's just call the whole fic off!) Copy/paste the above list to your profile if you’re addicted to fantasy movies! (Mostly Narnia and Lord of the Rings, but I just started liking Lord of the Rings, so there is no telling what is next.) The Narnia pledge: (I actually saw the words high king and I immediately though (and later told my mom who laughed) High King, I thought that always meant High King Peter. Not exactly word for word, but close. And that was the first time I had seen the words 'high king' outside of Narnia. May The Lion Be With You and His Blessings Upon You, Too many people are on crack. If you're not, copy this into your bio. Too many people smoke marijuana. If you don't, copy this into your profile. If you own a copy of a book (any book, doesn't really matter which one or what kind) signed by its author, copy/paste this to your profile. (America By Heart--Sarah Palin) Did you know the average American only reads 3 books a year? If you don't believe that it's even possible to read that little, copy and paste this onto your profile.(3 books a year? Is that some kind of joke? Perhaps a typo; and they really mean "3 books a WEEK"?) (3 per week not including book length fanfiction is my average) if you could read a 700 page book in a day copy and paste this in your profile. If you ever read past two in the morning, copy and paste this to your profile. Team Edward or team Jacob? If you're on team "Shove them both off a cliff-and make sure they take Mary-sue (Bella, whatever) with them." and team, "Who cares?" Copy/Paste this to your profile. Quotes I'm not a real movie star. I've still got the same wife I started out with twenty-eight years ago. I used to sell furniture for a living. The trouble was, it was my own. I intend to live forever. So far, so good. I like long walks, especially when they are taken by people who annoy me. Happiness is having a large, loving, caring, close-knit family in another city. I bought some batteries, but they weren't included. Food is an important part of a balanced diet. Get your facts right first, then you can distort them as you please. Cross country skiing is great if you live in a small country. A two-year-old is kind of like having a blender, but you don't have a top for it. "To accomplish great things, we must dream as well as act." -Anatole France "Our greatest glory is not in never falling, but in rising every time we fall." -Confucius "You know you're in love when you can't fall asleep, because reality is finally better than your dreams." Dr. Seuss BOYS, when did it become a high fashion to show us your stupid ugly boxers?! Hi, I’m a girl. I don’t spend hours on hair and make-up in the morning. I don’t always wear the color pink. I don’t flirt with every guy I meet. I don’t think it’s cool to fail a test. I thank you when you compliment me instead of denying it and putting myself down. Yes, I exist. Have fun meeting all the other girls who do the exact opposite. 92 of teens would die if Abercrombie and Fitch or American Eagle said it was uncool to breathe. if you are part of the 8 that would stand there and laugh, copy and paste this into your profile. If you spend multiple hours each day reading or writing or a combination of both...copy and paste this on your profile. If you've ever talked to pretend friends such as book characters, either your own or ones out of stuff you have read (not when you were little), copy and paste this into your profile. (At least an hour a day. What is scary is when I answer for them, or when I started talking to the ones out of MY book.) Your One and Only Wish 1. Write the name of a person of the opposite sex. 2. Which is your favorite color out of red, black, blue, and green, yellow? 3. Your first initial? 5. Which color do you like more, black or white? 6. Name of a person of the same sex as yours. 7. Your favorite number? 8. Do you like California or Florida more? 9. Do you like the lake or the ocean more? 10. Write down a wish (a realistic one). Are you done? If so, scroll down (Don’t cheat--) THE ANSWERS 1. You are completely in love with this person. 2. If you choose: Red: You are alert and your life is full of love. Black: You are conservative and aggressive. Green: Your soul is relaxed and you are laid back. Blue: You are spontaneous and love kisses and affection from the ones you Love. Yellow: You are a very happy person and give good advice to those who are Down. 3. If you’re initial is: A-K: You have a lot of love and friendships in your life. L-R: You try to enjoy life to the maximum and your love life is soon to Blossom. S-Z: You like to help others and your future love life looks very good. 5. If you choose... Black: Your life will take on a different direction; it will seem hard at the time But will be the best thing for you, and you will be glad for the change. White: You will have a friend who completely confides in you and would do Anything for you, but you may not realize it. 6. This person is your best friend. 7. This is how many close friends you have in a lifetime. 8. If you choose... 9. If you choose... 10. This wish will come true only if you RE-POST THIS BULLETIN in one hour and it will come true before your next birthday (I don't really believe that, but I thought this was cute.) ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... .sSS... ... ..sS... ... ... ... ... ... ... . If you're a girl and you've ever If you have ever had a mad laughing fit for absolutely no reason, copy and paste this into your profile. If you have ever zoned out for more than five consecutive minutes, copy this into your profile. If you like chocolate as much as I do, copy this in your profile. 98 percent of teens can walk without running into walls. If you're in the 2 percent that can't, post this in your profile. If you find yourself making fanfictions of other fanfictions in your head, post this in your profile. A large percent of authors do not know the difference between 'your' and 'you're'. If you do know the difference, copy and paste this to your profile Along with not knowing the difference between 'your' and 'you're', some people don't know how to properly use 'their', 'there', and 'they're'. If you do know when to use these three words than paste this onto your profile and remember to thank your grammar teacher. (my mom, I'm home-schooled.) (This isn't to say that I don't mess up when I'm writing too fast, too late at night, but otherwise I do.) If you think that being unique is cooler than being cool, copy this on your profile. Research shows that 92 of today's population have moved on to rap. If you are one of the 8 that stayed with rock, metal, pop, country, or alternative, copy and paste this onto your profile! (I listen to most anything, as long as it is pleasing to GOD.) If you have ever pushed on a door that said pull or vise versa copy this into your profile. If you could own a library with every book you have ever wanted to read and or liked/loved copy and paste this on to your profile and add your name to the list Italiangurlinmessedupworld, the epitome of randomness, Holly Marie Fowl, MajorSamanthaCarter, Sailor-TimeLord, Commander Ael, tylerbamafan, Dorito of Doom, Ashleigh M If you think rock paper scissors solves everything then put this in your profile! If there are times when you wanna annoy people just for the heck of it, copy this into your profile. If you have ever said something that had nothing to do with your current conversation, copy and paste this into your profile. Don’t knock on death’s door. Ring the bell and run. He hates that. When you get caught looking at him, just remember, he was looking back If you have ever crashed into a wall while you were sugar high, copy onto profile If you know a video game/book/movie/anime/manga character or weapon that need(s) to exist, copy and paste this into your profile -If you have ever stayed up for over 40 hours continuously just because you frickin' could, copy this into your profile. (LOL i'm done this IT"S SOO MUCH FUN!!) -If you have ever laughed out loud when you were thinking something funny and people looked at you with a weird face. Copy and paste this into your profile. -If you have ever been so obsessed with something that now everyone is scared of you because of its effects copy this into your profile. if you are or have ever been in love with a fictional character copy and paste this into our profile. Stupid Stuff found on profiles I'm sure all of you who read profiles have come across the supposed love story where the guy and the girl on the motorcycle and he gives her his helmet...blah blah blah before he dies because the brakes had failed...sorry but I really hate stupidity so this is my tribute to that story. TRUE LOVE: A girl and a guy were speeding over 100mph on a motorcycle. Girl:Slow down, I'm scared. Guy:No, this is fun. Girl:No it's not, please, it's so scary. Guy: Then tell me you love me. Girl:I love you, slow down. Guy:Now give me a big hug She gave him a big hug Guy:Can you take my helmet off & put it on yourself, It's really bothering me. Suddenly she gets suspicious and realizes the brakes are out and the guy was making some stupid idiotic gesture or was suicidal. She yells...CUT THE ENGINE OFF! THE KEY IS RIGHT THERE IDIOT!! THE CLUTCH ALSO WORKS TO DISENGAGE THE ENGINE!! YOU CAN EVEN DOWNSHIFT!! MAYBE EVEN TRY RELEASING THE THROTTLE!!! When the motorcycle coasts to a stop a short time later she gets off and storms away refusing to ever speak to anyone that stupid again. If you have warning on a motorcycle, which this guy obviously did, it is EASY to decelerate and there are MANY ways to cut power to the engine. Even laying the motorcycle down is preferable to RUNNING into a building. If you have the above thing in your profile, remove it. Do not pay homage to stupidity. I trust Jesus Christ as my Lord and Saviour. If you do too, and you have no problem saying so; post this on your profile. If you believe in Jesus Christ, put this in your profile and don't just ignore this, because the in the Bible it says if you deny me, I will deny you in front of my Father in the gates of Heaven. 96 percent of teens in the world today don't stand up for God. If you are one of the 4 percent that does put this in your profile. Because He lives I can face tomorrow and life is worth the living just because He lives. I believe in the big bang; God said, "Bang!" and there it was! LOL. Copy/Paste this into your profile if you think evolution is pure nonsense. If you Believe in Jesus Christ, put this on your profile, and don't deny this, because the bible says, "Deny me, and I will Deny you in front of my Father in the gates of Heaven." When I say that 'I am a Christian', I am not shouting that 'I am clean living.' I am a Christian and proud of it, if you have a problem with us please call 1-800-I-Don't-Care. If you are a Narnia freak and proud of it copy and paste this onto your profile If you are a person that loves fairy tales, mermaids, knights, swords, bows or anything of the sort, and in spite of what grown-ups tell you of these things you will always keep on loving; copy, paste this in your profile and add your name: ShaniEneida, LucyCrewe11,Queen of Fantasy,Narnia Queen,Narnian Princess,AshleighM If you have ever seen a film, TV show, or anything of the like, and can quote it word for word. And you do at random moments, copy this into your profile. (Narnia) If you you think a TV show about the Pevensies during the golden age would be the best TV show ever and you'd totally watch it every time it was on, Copy/Paste this onto your profile. (Hey if enough of us copy/paste this, maybe someone will actually make it happen someday!) If you wish that a fictional character was real, copy and paste this to your profile (Peter, Susan, Edmund, Lucy) If you know the lines to all three Narnia movies copy and paste this onto your profile. (Only the first two) Copy/paste this to your profile if you think Narnia must be getting awfully crowded-what with all these random girls magically arriving there and doing nothing but standing around making kissy faces at the kings. (you say OC, I say rabid Mary-sue on the loose, let's just call the whole fic off!) The Narnia pledge: (I actually saw the words high king and I immediately though (and later told my mom who laughed) High King, I thought that always meant High King Peter. Not exactly word for word, but close. And that was the first time I had seen the words 'high king' outside of Narnia. May The Lion Be With You and His Blessings Upon You, If you own a copy of a book (any book, doesn't really matter which one or what kind) signed by its author, copy/paste this to your profile. (America By Heart--Sarah Palin) Team Edward or team Jacob? If you're on team "Shove them both off a cliff-and make sure they take Mary-sue (Bella, whatever) with them." and team, "Who cares?" Copy/Paste this to your profile. "To accomplish great things, we must dream as well as act." -Anatole France "Our greatest glory is not in never falling, but in rising every time we fall." -Confucius "You know you're in love when you can't fall asleep, because reality is finally better than your dreams." Dr. Seuss BOYS, when did it become a high fashion to show us your stupid ugly boxers?! 92 of teens would die if Abercrombie and Fitch or American Eagle said it was uncool to breathe. if you are part of the 8 that would stand there and laugh, copy and paste this into your profile. If you've ever talked to pretend friends such as book characters, either your own or ones out of stuff you have read (not when you were little), copy and paste this into your profile. (All the time. What is scary is when I answer for them, or when I started talking to the ones out of MY book.) If you find yourself making fanfictions of other fanfictions in your head, post this in your profile. If you think that being unique is cooler than being cool, copy this on your profile. Research shows that 92 of today's population have moved on to rap. If you are one of the 8 that stayed with rock, metal, pop, country, or alternative, copy and paste this onto your profile! (I listen to most anything, as long as it is pleasing to GOD.) If you have ever pushed on a door that said pull or vise versa copy this into your profile. If you could own a library with every book you have ever wanted to read and or liked/loved copy and paste this on to your profile and add your name to the list Italiangurlinmessedupworld, the epitome of randomness, Holly Marie Fowl, MajorSamanthaCarter, Sailor-TimeLord, Commander Ael, tylerbamafan, Dorito of Doom, Ashleigh M, Pearl Bramble of Willowbottom. If there are times when you wanna annoy people just for the heck of it, copy this into your profile. When you get caught looking at him, just remember, he was looking back I found this on JoLLy rAnChEr 18's profile and I thought it was freakin awesome and so true! :) Re-post if you will stick with Harry, until the very end. Until the spines of your books are weakened and the pages are falling out, until you're 80 years old and sitting in your rocking chair, reading the Philosopher's (Sorcerer's) Stone, and your family asks you "After all this time?" and you say "Always." Re-post if Harry Potter has been your light in the darkest of times, and has given you happiness. Re-post if you will not cry because it is over, but smile because it happened. Re-post if you believe we'll miss the train ride in, and the pranks pulled by the twins, although it's nowhere we've been, we'll keep smiling on, from the times we had with them. Re-post if you owe JK Rowling, Tom Felton, Daniel Radcliffe, Emma Watson, Rupert Grint, Evanna Lynch, Bonnie Wright, Matthew Lewis, and the rest of the cast of HP your childhood. Re-post if HP has changed you Re-post for Tonks, Remus, Ted Tonks, Fred, George's ear, Colin Creevy, the Horcrux in Harry. For Quirrel, for Mad-Eye, for Lockhart, for the Half-Blood Prince, for Lily Evans, for James Potter. For the Cowardly Wormtail, for Lumos Maxima. For Neville's pure Bad Assery. For Nagini's head. For the lost diadem. For the sword of Godric Gryffindor. For losing a mother that night in Godric's Hollow. For "Happy Christmas, Harry...Happy Christmas, Ron." For Crookshanks. For Masters Moony, Wormtail, Padfoot, and Prongs. For "I solemnly swear I am up to no good." For "Mischief Managed." For Hedwig. For McGonagall and "I've always wanted to use that spell." For Molly Weasley and "Not my daughter, you bitch." For Percy's redemption. For George's being the living twin in a now living Hell. For Errol's failure. For Pig's hyperactivity. For Viktor Krum. For infiltrating the Ministry. For Misuse of Muggle Artifacts. For Expecto Patronum and chocolate. For werewolves. For anamagi. For pumpkin juice. For Seamus' tendency to blow things up. For "Sunshine, daisies, butter mallow, turn this stupid fat rat yellow." For Lily Luna, James Sirius, and Albus Severus. For Wizard's Chess. For Hugo and Rose. For Scorpius. For Slytherin's reputation. For Ravenclaw's education. For Gryffindor's bravery. For Hufflepuff's loyalty. For Cedric Diggory. For all of the wars we've fought. For all of the things we're not. For marching on. For horcruxes. For "All was well." For Albus Percival Wulfric Brian Dumbledore. For Arianna Dumbledore. For Flitwick. For the Deathly Hallows. For the Golden Trio. For the Chosen One. For the Brightest Witch of Her Age. For Weasley is Our King. For S.P.E.W. For Dobby. For Kreacher. For Gimmauld Place. For "I open at the close." For "That tiny ball of light." For "Tales of Beedle the Bard." For Petunia, losing a sister. For Dudley, unknowing of magic. For Romione. For he will live as long as those remain are loyal to him. For you. For me. It's so true! The magic of Harry Potter will never end! BULLYING SUCKS! IF YOU HAVE A FRIEND OR CLASSMATE WHO'S BEING BULLIED FOR ANY REASON, STAND WITH THEM! BULLIES ARE COWARDS AND WHEN CONFRONTED WITH A GROUP, THEY'LL RUN FASTER THAN ICE CREAM ON A HOT DAY!If you believe this paste it in your profile. Severus being romantically involved with any former students whether it be Harry, Hermione, or Ginny stories because it's gross and inappropriate. Animagus stories where the characters spend the whole story trying to turn into Animagus - BORING! Creature stories - same reaction! Authors who apologize because their characters are OC or OOC. It's your damn story so write it the way you envisioned it! Fanfiction stories with incorrect paragraphs, misspelled words, and bad punctuation. Please get a Beta, dictionary, or spellcheck if spelling is not your strong point. HOW TO TELL IF YOU ARE AN AUTHOR -You really like writing. -You really like reading -You like listening to books on tape -You were so excited when you found this website and you want to post as much stuff as possible on it -You often get random story ideas and have to write them down as quickly as possible -You start automatically correcting people on their grammar -You start automatically correcting stuff people write in your head when you read it -You enjoy weaving together words like a cloth so that it sounds like you're a genius when you talk or write and you use extremely fancy words -You've got millions of different books memorized -You've wanted your own laptop forever so that you can just write all day -You've wanted a laptop so much for the above reasons that you would be willing to get one as both your birthday and Christmas present(s) If you fit into any of those personality-wise, you are an author. Copy-and-paste this onto your profile if you are an author. Add one more thing to the list when you post this on your profile page. P.M. me if you did the following two things. I'm curious to see what you added. Not that I'm a stalker or anything like that. :) HOW TO TELL IF YOU ARE AN EXTREME "FROZEN" FAN -You absolutely LOVE the movie "Frozen" -When you first saw it, it was love at first sight and you just HAD to buy it when the movie came out and obsessed over it until it finally did -Before the movie was even on DVD, you had all the songs pretty much memorized -You keep saying well-known "Frozen" phrases in reply to stuff that other people say -You just wouldn't be able to live without it -You keep thinking about "Frozen" -You've always got all of the songs stuck in your head -You love singing "Frozen" songs. Especially in the shower -You wonder what would happen next -You hate Hans -You imagine yourself with ice powers and how wonderful it would be if that were actually true -Your heart always stops when you see "Frozen" merchandise in the store and wish you were still young enough or rich enough to get it -You are just simply obsessed with "Frozen" Copy-and-paste this onto your profile if you are and extreme "Frozen" fan and add something of your own to it. P.M. me once you've done that, because I'm just plain curious to know what you added (I got the idea for that from o-ctonaut and wanted to make one of my own. Hehehe) HOW TO TELL IF YOU ARE AN EXTREME "TANGLED" FAN -You absolutely LOVE the movie "Tangled" -When you watch it, you think, Why is Disney such a genius company? -You've finally realized that there is such thing as a good love song -Whenever you get hurt, you wish that you had Rapunzel there to heal you -Whenever people call Eugene Flynn, you go crazy -Whenever you see the Rapunzel wedding Barbie, you go crazy because her HAIR WAS CUT by that point -You laugh like a madman whenever Eugene talks, 'cause he's just plain funny -You've finally found a reason for frying pans -You keep wishing that your mother didn't watch it, because whenever you don't want to do something that she wants you to do, she'll just say, "Mother knows best" -You wonder what happens after "Tangled" -You wouldn't be able to live without it -You've found new hidden meaning in the story of Rapunzel -You are very glad that the story of Rapunzel finally makes sense -You are just plain obsessed with "Tangled" Copy-and-paste this onto your profile if you are an extreme "Tangled" fan and add something of your own to it. P.M. me once you've done that, because I'm just plain curious to know what you added HOW TO TELL IF YOU ARE AN EXTREME FROZEN/TANGLED CROSSOVER FAN -You are an extreme "Frozen" fan -You are an extreme "Tangled" fan -You love reading other people's Frozen/Tangled crossover stories -You wonder if there is a connection between them -You wonder what the said connection might be -You write a story based on some sort of Frozen/Tangled connection -You go on the internet looking for Frozen/Tangled connection theories -You have read my work of art, Ice Meets Fire Copy-and-paste this onto your profile if you are an extreme Frozen/Tangled fan and add something of your own to it. P.M. me once you've done that, because I'm just plain curious to know what you added. Unless you don't want to. You don't have to. It's not my choice. ;) How to Tell if You're a Writer You love Frozen Movie if: -You can't get the songs out of your head -You keep pretending that you have snowy powers -You keep shipping Hans and Elsa and Kristoff and Anna -You keep saying to yourself "the cold never bothered me anyway" -You can't stop fandubbing all the scenes I am that girl, The one who likes books more than boys. The one who pretends not to be sad, just to make others happy The one who always wonders what she did wrong The one who writes to escape The one who just wants to help The one that really wants to make a difference The one that sticks to her values The one that refuses to believe that this is it The one that will do anything to make a better tomorrow The one who won't give in The one won't give up - by Ravenhearst, copy and paste if you can relate to this. Her dad was a drunk She always talked to it Until her parents A bruise on her leg But she grabs her bear She sits in the corner Such a bad life Then one night Then her mom suddenly She thrust the blade The mom walked out Police showed up One officer slowly It must have been bad If this made you cry, put it in you profile. STOP CHILD ABUSE!! 10 facts about you 1. You're reading my profile 2. You're realizing that's a stupid fact 4. You didn't notice I skipped three 5. You're checking 6. You're smiling 7. You're still reading my profile 9. You didn't realize I skipped eight 10. You're checking again and smiling about how you fell for it again. :) 11. You are enjoying this 12. You didn't realize there's only supposed to be ten facts Copy and paste if you fell for it, too. You know you did I was walking out of a gas station when I saw this little girl who looked like she was about seven. She was scratched up and crying, and her clothes where tattered and her body covered in dirt and scratches. I walked closer to her and noticed she was sobbing. Totally heart broken, and her face was clean where the tears fell. I noticed everyone was just walking past her, not giving her a second glance. I immediately thought of that old Bible story, the good Samaritan, and felt myself get a little angry. I walked up to the little girl, and knelt down next to her. True story. Now, I hope that all of you who think that life if perfect, all of you who think that it'll stay that wayforever, get that it won't be like that for ever. And that you won't just sit back, not worrying one bit about the next day, because you have everything right now. News flash, everything and anything could change your life at the worst times, and not always for the good. You could lose everything. FANFICTION- UNITED NATIONS!! Has anyone else noticed how a lot of us get along and make friends on here and we can be from completely different countries? WTF!? We're here making world peace on the INTERNET and we have all those ambassadors and senators and whatever struggling with it!! If you realize this (or read this and agreed) copy and paste this and add your name and country (country is optional) to the list. SPREAD THE PEACE!!: Naruto-fan-Okami-chan (USA), NaraTemari011 (Puerto Rico), Lala girl in Lalaland (USA), Kakashi Forever (England), NinjasWillRuleTheWorld (Australia),Shadowtheangel (Sweden), Ice Prince Hitsugaya (USA), Luccian (Canada), Maleficent-darkgoodwitch2416 (USA), Pearl Bramble of Willowbottom (USA). GGirls Don't realize these things: I'm sorry that I bought you roses to tell you that I like you I'm sorry that I was raised with respect not to sleep with you when you were drunk I'm sorry that my body's not ripped enough to "satisfy" your wants I'm sorry that I open your car door, and pull out your chair like I was raised I'm sorry that I'm not cute enough to be "your guy" I'm sorry that I am actually nice; not a jerk I'm sorry I don't have a huge bank account to buy you expensive things I'm sorry I like to spend quality nights at home cuddling with you, instead of at a club I'm sorry I would rather make love to you then just screw you like some random guy. I'm sorry that I am always the one you need to talk to, but never good enough to date I'm sorry that I always held your hair back when you threw up, and didn't get mad at you for puking in my car, but when we went out you went home with another guy I'm sorry that I am there to pick you up at 4am when your new man hit you and dropped you off in the middle of nowhere, but not good enough to listen to me when I need a friend I'm sorry if I start not being there because it hurts being used as a door mat, only to be thrown to the side when the new jerk comes around I'm sorry If I don't answer my phone anymore when you call, to listen to you cry for hours, instead of getting a couple hours of sleep before work I'm sorry that you can't realize... I've been the one all along. I'm sorry if you read this and know somebody like this but don't care But most of all I'm sorry for not being sorry anymore I'm sorry that you can't accept me for who I am I'm sorry I can never do anything right, and nothing that I do is good enough to make it in your world. I'm sorry I caught your boyfriend with another girl and told you about it, I thought that was what friends were for... I'm sorry that I told you I loved you and actually meant it. I'm sorry that I talked to you for nine hours on Thanksgiving when your boyfriend was threatening you instead of spending time with my family. I'm Sorry that I cared I'm sorry that I listen to you at night talking about how you wish you could have done something different. Ladies always complain and gripe to their friends that there are never any good guys out there, and they always end up with assholes that mistreat them. Well ladies, next time you're complaining, maybe look up to see who you're complaining to, maybe that special someone is right there hanging on your every word as usual, screaming in his head "Why won't you give me a chance?" If you're a guy and you agree with this letter, copy and paste into your profile as 'I'm sorry' If you're one of the FEW girls with enough BALLS to copy and paste this into your profile, and you would never make your guy feel this way, copy and paste into your profile as 'Girls Don't Realize These Things' (I copied this because girls like that piss me off to no end, they take advantage of the good guys because they think the "bad boy" thing is attractive...get a grip! Nice guys, I promise we're not all like those stupid girls.) My favorite WICKED QUOTE Elphaba's opening rant Elphaba: "What? What are you all staring at? Do I have something in my teeth? Oh. I know what's going on here. *sighs* All right, we might as well get this over with...No, I'm notseasick, yes, I've always been green, and no, I did not eat grass as a CHILD!!! There! Does that answer all of your questions?! Oh, and this is my little sister, Nessarose, who as you can see, is a PERFECTLY NORMAL COLOR!!!!" Repost this if you truly believe in God. Jesus had no servants, yet they called him Master... Dear Friend, I just had to write to tell you how much I love you and care for you. Yesterday, I saw you walking and laughing with your friends; I hoped that soon you'd want Me to walk along with you, too. So, I painted you a sunset to close your day and whispered a cool breeze to refresh you. I waited; you never called. I just kept on loving you. As I watched you fall asleep last night, I wanted so much to touch you. I spilled moonlight onto your face trickling down your cheeks as so many tears have. You didn't even think of me; I wanted so much to comfort you. The next day I exploded a brilliant sunrise into a glorious morning for you. But you woke up late and rushed off to work-you didn't even notice. My sky became cloudy and My tears were the rain. I love you. Oh, if you'd only listen. I really love you. I try to say it in the quiet of the green meadow and in the blue sky. The wind whispers My love throughout the treetops and spills it into the vibrant colors of the flowers. I shout it to you in the thunder of the great waterfalls and composed love songs for birds to sing for you. I warm you with the clothing of My sunshine and perfume the air with nature's sweet scent. My love for you is deeper than the ocean and greater than any need in your heart. If you'd only realize how I care. I died just for you. My Dad sends His love. I want you to meet Him. He cares,too. Fathers are just that way. So please call Me soon. No matter how long it takes, I'll wait because I love you. Your Friend, Jesus irl: Do I ever cross your mind? One of my favorite quotes ever: "Stories, we all spend our lives telling them, about this about that, about people. But some, some stories are so good we'd wish they'd never end. They're so gripping that we'll go without sleep just to see a little bit more. Some stories bring us laughter and sometimes they bring us tears. But isn't that what a great story does, makes your feel? Stories that are so powerful. They really are with us forever" -Dustin Hoffman I’ve loved reading fan fiction every since I discovered what fan fiction was. Lately, I decided to try my own story. Please keep in mind however, that I’ve never written a romance, much less a fanfiction story in my life. Please let me know if there’s any mistakes in my story, grammar or otherwise. I already feel uncomfortable writing about someone else’s creation, so, please give constructive criticism. Flames will be used to heat my fireplace. I’ve rated this T, or PG-13, just to be on the safe side. Once Upon A Broken Heart Trilogy is about an ordinary college student who wishes for The Fellowship of the Ring to visit her, reluctantly accepts that fantasy worlds could be real, chooses to live in Middle Earth and helps Frodo complete his quest. Taking Chances, Book One: When an ordinary college student makes a wish for The Fellowships of the Ring to visit her, Joy gets more than she bargained for and her world is never the same again. More Than Just An Ordinary Life, Book Two: In the sequel to Taking Chances, Joy arrives in and adjusts to Middle Earth while joining Frodo on his quest to destroy the One Ring. The Gravity of Love, Book Three: In the sequel to Taking Chances and More Than Just An Ordinary Life, Joy must rely on her memory in order to guide Frodo and Sam to Mount Doom. Important Announcement About Delay On Chapter Six For Taking Chances Story! To all readers of the Once Upon A Broken Heart Trilogy, fanfiction.net doesn't allow me to post song lyrics, and Freedom of has to approve each chapter before letting the public see it, so I'm posting the past, previous and future chapters of this story on Live Journal as well as fanfiction.net. Basically the version of Once Upon A Broken Heart on livejournal is the extended version of this theatrical version, so c'mon and read it, you know you want to. This is the link to the other site: http:/// I'm working on other stories, An Unusual Disney Resident, and Creating a Family, right now. Please feel free to read them. |