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Hi! I'm Sasha, I'm 17 and I live in the United States. I spend more time on the internet than I probably should, and I love reading and writing, so I hope to post stories eventually!

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What Happened In Vegas by Jules Ink reviews
It's all fun and games until you wake up hung-over and married to a stranger. Five years ago Oliver Queen and Felicity Smoak made a drunken mistake that could never be corrected. After years on a hellish island he comes back as a man on a mission only to find out that what happens in Vegas doesn't always stay in Vegas. (Season One Rewrite)
Arrow - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 28 - Words: 183,633 - Reviews: 1167 - Favs: 667 - Follows: 1,297 - Updated: 9h - Published: 11/30/2014 - [Oliver Q., Felicity S.] John D., Thea Q.
Technical Assistance by thatmasquedgirl reviews
AU: Felicity Smoak, Technical Advisor series #1. *Felicity Smoak swore she'd provide technical assistance to all who need it. She's just not prepared for her newest client.* A story that shows another way Felicity and Oliver could have met. Each chapter contains a bonus scene at the end. Slow burn. Originally started as a one-shot of the same name. Updates every Thursday.
Arrow - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Humor - Chapters: 56 - Words: 230,429 - Reviews: 1544 - Favs: 982 - Follows: 1,574 - Updated: 5/21 - Published: 3/23/2014 - [Felicity S., Oliver Q.] Detective Lance, John D.
Same Time Next Week by o-seastarved reviews
"I actually came out here to be alone." "Yeah. Me too." But he made no effort to move. [ A met in the laundry room at 1am College AU. Alternatively, Clarke and Bell get off by annoying each other and many complications arise outside of the laundry room! ]
100 - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 8 - Words: 40,859 - Reviews: 167 - Favs: 216 - Follows: 420 - Updated: 5/8 - Published: 2/5 - [Bellamy B., Clarke G.] Octavia B., Raven R.
Is he going to save me? by Toomuchloveforthisworld reviews
Felicity is Thea's babysitter. Oliver might have a thing for babysitters...with blonde hair and blue eyes... Everything past Chapter 17 is a Timestamp. Chap 20: The three musketeers (or their origin story)
Arrow - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 20 - Words: 41,957 - Reviews: 86 - Favs: 79 - Follows: 204 - Updated: 5/1 - Published: 3/26/2014 - Oliver Q., Thea Q., Felicity S.
Daddy Deeks by aray48 reviews
AU. Deeks is the father of a little boy, a secret to the rest of the team! He hasn't had the chance to be in his son's life because of the boy's mother, but now Deek's son Leo is his complete responsibility! See how he handles being a full time dad in addition to being LAPD-NCIS liaison, not to mention his famous 'thing' with Kensi he still hasn't worked out! Densi with side Neric
NCIS: Los Angeles - Rated: T - English - Family/Romance - Chapters: 32 - Words: 126,255 - Reviews: 1353 - Favs: 455 - Follows: 707 - Updated: 4/25 - Published: 3/19/2014 - M. Deeks, Kensi B., Eric B., Nell J.
As Darkness Fades by adangerousbond reviews
Post-finale, Can Bellamy find his way back to his Princess? How are the new arrivals going to fit in with the 100? Bellarke.
100 - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 6 - Words: 33,109 - Reviews: 71 - Favs: 91 - Follows: 158 - Updated: 4/23 - Published: 9/10/2014 - Clarke G., Bellamy B.
Tied Knots by mia2323 reviews
"You're in love with him, and he's in love with you, and it's like a goddamn tragedy, because you look at him and see the stars, and he looks at you and sees the sun. And you both think the other is just looking at the ground." [Modern AU. Bellarke. Banner by Ro Nordmann]
100 - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 11 - Words: 43,191 - Reviews: 165 - Favs: 201 - Follows: 400 - Updated: 4/13 - Published: 1/1 - [Clarke G., Bellamy B.] Octavia B., Wells J.
Up in Flames by lucawindmover reviews
AU Post Season 1 finale. They were meant to be used as a new influx of genes for Mount Weather. But Clarke Griffin and her band of survivors would not be going along willingly.
100 - Rated: M - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 18 - Words: 64,588 - Reviews: 339 - Favs: 236 - Follows: 427 - Updated: 2/3 - Published: 11/15/2014 - Clarke G., Bellamy B.
The Rising Darkness by Jango27 reviews
"It had been months since he'd had a night's sleep without jerking awake with images of the faces of betrayed friends seared into his memory and their screams dying in his ears." Ward is given the opportunity to make things right with the team, but can he save Skye from someone who's determined to find her after over twenty years?. Definitely AU.
Agents of S.H.I.E.L.D. - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 21 - Words: 59,842 - Reviews: 198 - Favs: 154 - Follows: 326 - Updated: 1/19 - Published: 5/29/2014 - [Skye/Daisy, G. Ward] P. Coulson, M. May
Two by Two by jenwin23 reviews
Set after S01E08 - Day Trip: After Raven restores communication with the Ark, The 100 are anticipating the arrival of drop ships and help surviving winter, but the Ark has different plans that leave Clarke, Bellamy and the rest scrambling to figure out how to stay alive and defy the Ark without dying.
100 - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 7 - Words: 25,805 - Reviews: 103 - Favs: 191 - Follows: 415 - Updated: 1/10 - Published: 9/9/2014 - Clarke G., Octavia B., Bellamy B., Raven R.
Walls by luvs-to-write2 reviews
Clarke Griffin and Bellamy Blake were hiking to Mount Weather. Together. It was a ridiculous concept until you realized their partnership was based on mutual distrust. Can they ever break down the walls between them and learn to trust one another? How much can 24 hours change a relationship? How much can a shared secret? Post 1x7, and goes from there.
100 - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 19 - Words: 38,481 - Reviews: 208 - Favs: 308 - Follows: 567 - Updated: 1/3 - Published: 5/23/2014 - Bellamy B., Clarke G.
One Day You Will by clarawithfitzsimmonsin221b reviews
Clint Barton and his friends are the 'in' crowd and not always in a good way. It's senior year and they're looking forward to football games, prom, and graduation. Everything else, well, not so much. When Clint is assigned the new girl for a partner project, they both just want it done, but surprisingly find themselves learning more than US History along the way. High School AU.
Avengers - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 25,331 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 74 - Updated: 12/27/2014 - Published: 8/4/2014 - Black Widow/Natasha R., Captain America/Steve R., Iron Man/Tony S., Hawkeye/Clint B.
Arrangement of a Lifetime by moomolie1709 reviews
He needed her to pose as his girlfriend, and she needed him to make her unfaithful ex jealous. But what began as a simple transaction between two business partners soon becomes more complicated than either of them could have ever anticipated. AU, Bellarke.
100 - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 19 - Words: 55,451 - Reviews: 765 - Favs: 566 - Follows: 1,127 - Updated: 12/27/2014 - Published: 6/12/2014 - Clarke G., Bellamy B.
I'm Just Trying to Get Home by McEvoyer reviews
AU. Oliver Queen and Felicity Smoak were high school sweethearts but when life threw them an unexpected curveball, their relationship came to an abrupt end. Seven years later they meet again, but with Oliver still dealing with the island and moonlighting as the Hood, can they move past all the heartache and start afresh?
Arrow - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 64,763 - Reviews: 249 - Favs: 328 - Follows: 745 - Updated: 12/13/2014 - Published: 3/21/2014 - Oliver Q., Felicity S.
And if there was a plan made (then we forgot about it) by ZBBZL reviews
He had been sent to kill her - he made a different call. The rest is history, only known by the two of them. (Clint/Natasha. Pre-Avengers.)
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Angst/Friendship - Chapters: 9 - Words: 69,450 - Reviews: 81 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 77 - Updated: 11/13/2014 - Published: 7/21/2014 - Black Widow/Natasha R., Hawkeye/Clint B.
I never sink when you are with me by Tarafina reviews
[AU] Oliver is on the run from Fyers and his mercs when he happens upon another castaway. However, as much as he's been suffering from sleep deprivation and hunger, she's carved out a corner of the island to survive off of. Thus begins their long journey toward freedom, love, and safety, together.
Arrow - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 26,921 - Reviews: 306 - Favs: 368 - Follows: 695 - Updated: 11/12/2014 - Published: 11/12/2013 - [Oliver Q., Felicity S.]
Lost and Found by Maiqu20 reviews
Bellamy Blake needs to fix his grades or else he'll get suspended from the team, Clarke Griffin gets offered an opportunity, if she helps him fix his grades she'll get one of the coveted spots in one of her dream classes. Will they manage to work together or will they end up killing each other in the process?
100 - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 4 - Words: 28,766 - Reviews: 105 - Favs: 153 - Follows: 289 - Updated: 11/10/2014 - Published: 6/25/2014 - [Bellamy B., Clarke G.] Octavia B., Raven R.
Inevitable by DamonSexatore reviews
AU. AH. Elena Gilbert and Damon Salvatore are juniors at Mystic Falls High School and they have been best friends and partners in crime for as long as they can remember. When Elena needs Damon to pose as her boyfriend things start heating up between them, but complications arise when you're dealing with such emotionally damaged people. Is it worth risking a friendship for love?
Vampire Diaries - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 24 - Words: 122,437 - Reviews: 438 - Favs: 275 - Follows: 366 - Updated: 10/8/2014 - Published: 7/30/2013 - Elena G., Damon S. - Complete
I Could Get Used To This by Carly-M reviews
Oliver offers Felicity a place to stay while she looks for a new apartment.
Arrow - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 27,377 - Reviews: 179 - Favs: 374 - Follows: 656 - Updated: 10/4/2014 - Published: 3/8/2014 - Oliver Q., Felicity S. - Complete
Dividing Lines by Sliverloc303 reviews
The Ark Camp and the 100 Camp don't mix but then Bellamy Blake kidnaps Clarke Griffin to help his sister. It could be the beginning of a war except that Clarke went of her own free will and in the end, she may not want to go back. AU
100 - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 16 - Words: 66,222 - Reviews: 303 - Favs: 617 - Follows: 508 - Updated: 9/25/2014 - Published: 6/15/2014 - Clarke G., Bellamy B. - Complete
Barton by robbiepoo2341 reviews
Coulson took a chance on Clint Barton, and Clint would very much like to live up to that, but that doesn't mean he does things by the book. He screws up (sometimes on purpose) all the time, he blows up alien tech instead of bringing it back for R&D to study, and he tends to bring home stray Russian assasins. In his defense, he only did that last one once.
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 3 - Words: 19,011 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 45 - Updated: 9/17/2014 - Published: 7/9/2014 - Black Widow/Natasha R., Hawkeye/Clint B., Agent Phil Coulson
Wounds by the-speed-reader reviews
A shattered girl. A broken boy. They were both born from fire and ashes, death becoming their only companion; will the only bond they've ever had stay unbreakable? *Clintasha, Collection of One-Shots*
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 50 - Words: 73,310 - Reviews: 91 - Favs: 108 - Follows: 134 - Updated: 8/31/2014 - Published: 1/5/2013 - [Black Widow/Natasha R., Hawkeye/Clint B.]
Trouble in Paradise by Horsebot3000 reviews
Oliver, Felicity and Digg head to Hawaii on Queen Consolidated business. Felicity is anticipating a week of sipping cocktails and sunning herself between meetings, but those plans quickly go out the window. She really should have known better.
Arrow - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 31,618 - Reviews: 179 - Favs: 356 - Follows: 444 - Updated: 8/29/2014 - Published: 6/15/2014 - Oliver Q., Felicity S. - Complete
The Ones Who Are Worth It (and that includes you) by BrookyV reviews
Clarke and the rest of the camp have finally made contact with the Arc, but is the group really ready for the aftermath of the rest of the Arc's people coming to earth? While trying to figure out this question for herself Clarke must also deal with the bane of her existence, Bellamy Blake, who may or may not be slowly working his way into her heart.
100 - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 17 - Words: 63,268 - Reviews: 473 - Favs: 583 - Follows: 1,053 - Updated: 8/26/2014 - Published: 4/27/2014 - [Bellamy B., Clarke G.]
You can tell by Mariss95 reviews
Oliver and Felicity's relationship doesn't look as innocent from other people's perspectives. Short stories of how they handle it in various occasions. ["Everyone Can See It" trope]
Arrow - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 19,698 - Reviews: 192 - Favs: 299 - Follows: 482 - Updated: 7/25/2014 - Published: 2/14/2014 - [Oliver Q., Felicity S.] John D., Sara L.
Nothing by AvengersIsLife reviews
Natasha is in hiding after the events in Cap2, and the Agents of S.H.I.E.L.D. are looking for shelter. Spoilers for Cap2 TWS and Agents of S.H.I.E.L.D.
Crossover - Avengers & Agents of S.H.I.E.L.D. - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 6 - Words: 14,429 - Reviews: 96 - Favs: 162 - Follows: 293 - Updated: 6/25/2014 - Published: 4/15/2014 - [Black Widow/Natasha R., Hawkeye/Clint B.] P. Coulson, Skye/Daisy
Knightingale by DBlaZe reviews
What if Snow used the Quarter Quell to punish Katniss in a different way? The new rule: the chosen tribute picks a partner. Snow sends Prim to the games, but not wanting him to get his way, Gale volunteers as her partner. The Games are just the beginning. Spanning from the announcement of quarter quell through the end of the series. Multiple and evolving pairings.
Hunger Games - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 29 - Words: 198,301 - Reviews: 630 - Favs: 256 - Follows: 332 - Updated: 5/17/2014 - Published: 3/28/2012 - Gale H., Katniss E.
Two Fires by isabugg reviews
What if Gale, overtaken by the grief of seeing his oldest friend about to be swept into the monstrosity that is the Hunger Games, volunteered for Peeta and took his place? Gale Hawthorne x Katniss Everdeen
Hunger Games - Rated: T - English - Romance/Suspense - Chapters: 23 - Words: 119,146 - Reviews: 1385 - Favs: 1,112 - Follows: 1,004 - Updated: 3/9/2014 - Published: 12/19/2010 - Katniss E., Gale H. - Complete
With Eyes Wide Open by goldnox reviews
Sequel To Blinded / After the blindfold comes off, what comes next for Damon and Elena? Should they stay in Mystic Falls and face the judgment of her friends and family, or is there someplace they can go to finally learn what it means to really be together? And more importantly, where they are free to love one another, with hearts and eyes wide open. / DELENA / AU Ssn 3
Vampire Diaries - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 69,735 - Reviews: 400 - Favs: 259 - Follows: 184 - Updated: 2/5/2014 - Published: 12/1/2013 - [Damon S., Elena G.] - Complete
June Air by BlueBanshee reviews
Natalia was 16 and trapped under the Red Room's control. Clint was sent to kill her. Our favorite hawk made a different call. How did SHIELD's best partnership get their start? Clintasha. BlackHawk. BlackEye.
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 22 - Words: 46,423 - Reviews: 197 - Favs: 108 - Follows: 169 - Updated: 1/8/2014 - Published: 4/9/2013 - Black Widow/Natasha R., Hawkeye/Clint B., Agent Phil Coulson
Trial by Fire by paintallthestuff reviews
Getting her in was the easy part. How Clint wins Natasha's trust, friendship, and more. Can be read as the sequel to The Price of Freedom.
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 40,118 - Reviews: 139 - Favs: 70 - Follows: 147 - Updated: 1/3/2014 - Published: 1/25/2013 - Black Widow/Natasha R., Hawkeye/Clint B.
Unwillingly Succumbing to Truth by EtherealDemon reviews
It starts as the taste of him hits her tongue and before all is said and done tears and blood have been spilled and lives have been lost... but most importantly none of them will ever be the same. AU from 220 - The Last Day. Stand alone USG prequel.
Vampire Diaries - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 12 - Words: 40,211 - Reviews: 149 - Favs: 86 - Follows: 98 - Updated: 9/10/2013 - Published: 7/9/2011 - Elena G., Damon S. - Complete
Souls by IaMcHrIsSi reviews
The first time Hawkeye and the Black Widow meet, they are in Paris and he is send to kill her. They are supposed to be enemies, to kill each other or die trying. But they don't, because it may be the first time Hawkeye and the Black Widow meet, but it's not the first time Clint and Natasha met. This is the story of two broken souls that keep meeting each other.
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 16,711 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 80 - Updated: 8/15/2013 - Published: 1/30/2013 - Black Widow/Natasha R., Hawkeye/Clint B.
Little Talks by an-extraordinary-muse reviews
When Felicity is attacked, Oliver realizes that he knows almost nothing about her; in the course of helping her deal with what's happened, he's determined to prove that they are friends - despite Felicity's insistence that it's too complicated. The problem, he soon discovers, is that he wants to be more than just her friend.
Arrow - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 47,239 - Reviews: 624 - Favs: 989 - Follows: 674 - Updated: 7/10/2013 - Published: 5/22/2013 - Felicity S., Oliver Q. - Complete
Surrender by ZBBZL reviews
It starts out of need. And one day, Kensi realizes it's become pure want. She doesn't really need his voice or his arms to fall asleep - she just wants him to be there.
NCIS: Los Angeles - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 28,771 - Reviews: 142 - Favs: 168 - Follows: 144 - Updated: 5/14/2013 - Published: 12/29/2012 - Kensi B., M. Deeks - Complete
Annie by the Water by DreamingByDay reviews
An arrogant, broken man too afraid to trust in anything, love least of all. A poor, neglected girl, written off by her District as crazy. The story of how Annie Cresta became Finnick's strength & how Finnick Odair became Annie's sanity...despite the odds.
Hunger Games - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 17 - Words: 76,806 - Reviews: 162 - Favs: 111 - Follows: 101 - Updated: 9/3/2012 - Published: 5/14/2012 - Finnick O., Annie C.
sacrifices by asdawnbreaks reviews
Gale, Katniss, and Peeta are thrown another loop with the announcing of the Quarter Quell. Victors will be reaped, and they must choose someone else to go in with them. Katniss and Gale team up, learning what they would sacrifice to bring the other home.
Hunger Games - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 36 - Words: 55,641 - Reviews: 112 - Favs: 110 - Follows: 60 - Updated: 8/27/2012 - Published: 8/1/2012 - Katniss E., Gale H. - Complete
A Miracle Unexpected by A Lost Diadem reviews
Positive. The little blue plus sign starred up at me, going against every single thing I believed in.
Vampire Diaries - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 38 - Words: 72,565 - Reviews: 572 - Favs: 410 - Follows: 339 - Updated: 8/6/2012 - Published: 1/21/2012 - Elena G., Damon S. - Complete
Own the Night by kaladrie reviews
Clint and Natasha have always spoken a language all their own; the team just wants to understand how it came about. So when Steve asks the question, Clint and Natasha settle in to tell the story of their life. Inspired by Lady Antebellum's Own the Night album.
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 6 - Words: 21,128 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 89 - Updated: 7/18/2012 - Published: 6/11/2012 - Hawkeye/Clint B., Black Widow/Natasha R.
A Spark in the Darkness by random.chick.heart reviews
Our lips meet somewhere in the middle in a passionate kiss, and our message is as clear as that of the crowd when they raised their hands in the traditional salute: We will not be broken. AU version of the 74th Hunger Games. GalexKatniss. Lemons inside.
Hunger Games - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 33 - Words: 136,288 - Reviews: 944 - Favs: 764 - Follows: 381 - Updated: 6/9/2012 - Published: 4/15/2012 - Katniss E., Gale H. - Complete
Sleepless nights in LA by ZBBZL reviews
"The first time I sleep with Kensi, it's not sexy. Heck, how could it be when Sam and Callen are just a few feet away from us ?" K/D. Starts as friendship, but who knows what can happen next ? From Deeks's PoV
NCIS: Los Angeles - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 12 - Words: 67,307 - Reviews: 196 - Favs: 195 - Follows: 116 - Updated: 5/16/2012 - Published: 4/9/2012 - M. Deeks, Kensi B. - Complete
Dysfunctional Families by BecomeMyObsession reviews
Caroline is well known for her parties: they're fun, loud and there's usually a lot of alcohol. When she decides to throw a New Year party at the boarding house, is it finally time for Elena to step out of hiding and into Damons arms? *READ A/N*
Vampire Diaries - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 23,621 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 8 - Published: 1/6/2012 - Elena G., Damon S. - Complete
Let's Dance by Maxie Kay reviews
Oneshot. An epilogue to the season 3 episode 'Greed' and because Phillydi loves them dancing...
NCIS: Los Angeles - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,432 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 2 - Published: 11/10/2011 - Kensi B., M. Deeks - Complete
Fire by Blue-Kool-Aid reviews
Damon and Elena need each other. They don't realize that until it's too late. D/E; Post 2.09 - "Katerina." Please R&R.
Vampire Diaries - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 11,753 - Reviews: 154 - Favs: 259 - Follows: 90 - Updated: 12/7/2010 - Published: 11/16/2010 - Damon S., Elena G. - Complete
Glimpse by rubycaspar reviews
Season four. Atlantis is visited by John Sheppard from 5 years in the future, and he has a certain four year old girl with him. Spoilers for season four, Sheyla. COMPLETE!
Stargate: Atlantis - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 10 - Words: 36,706 - Reviews: 497 - Favs: 199 - Follows: 104 - Updated: 12/6/2007 - Published: 10/18/2007 - Teyla E., John S.
Moments reviews
Everyone found out... She was the mistake that could have cost them their jobs, their reputations, and more than likely their lives. The real reason she switched sides, what he thinks of when Budapest comes up, their fatal flaw. First in a series of one shots based on prompts.
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,791 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 8 - Published: 7/7/2014 - Black Widow/Natasha R., Hawkeye/Clint B. - Complete