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Hi! I'm Sasha, I'm 17 and I live in the United States. I spend more time on the internet than I probably should, and I love reading and writing, so I hope to post stories eventually!

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i'm going nowhere, i'm staying by batterytriplicate reviews
Living with Bellamy Blake, however, seems to be a whole lot like Clarke had expected it to be; bickering over who used up all the hot water, bickering when it turns out that their boiler is broken, bickering over what to watch or order in or who had what chore what week, bickering over the stains from glitter that Clarke swore she used once, Bellamy, God.
100 - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 36,081 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 74 - Follows: 19 - Published: 5/4/2017 - Clarke G., Octavia B., Bellamy B., Raven R. - Complete
As I Pour My Poor Heart Out by CharmingPromise reviews
"For the class of 2015, the last night of high school is the first night of the rest of their lives." Bellamy has been waiting four years to give Clarke a certain letter and the post-graduation rager seems like as good a time as any. A Bellarke Modern AU based on Can't Hardly Wait because that needed to exist. Previously posted on AO3.
100 - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 18,434 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 13 - Published: 3/19/2017 - Clarke G., Bellamy B. - Complete
Tied Knots by mia2323 reviews
"You're in love with him, and he's in love with you, and it's like a goddamn tragedy, because you look at him and see the stars, and he looks at you and sees the sun. And you both think the other is just looking at the ground." [Modern AU. Bellarke. Banner by Ro Nordmann]
100 - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 13 - Words: 49,927 - Reviews: 217 - Favs: 503 - Follows: 531 - Updated: 11/8/2015 - Published: 1/1/2015 - [Clarke G., Bellamy B.] Octavia B., Wells J. - Complete
A Light That's Keeping Us Forever by EnoughToTemptMe reviews
Chapter One: Clarke and Bellamy and the Sunday New York Times crossword puzzle. (A collection of tumblr prompt fics.)
100 - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 42 - Words: 74,907 - Reviews: 133 - Favs: 220 - Follows: 225 - Updated: 10/25/2015 - Published: 3/29/2015 - [Clarke G., Bellamy B.] - Complete
And if there was a plan made (then we forgot about it) by ZBBZL reviews
He had been sent to kill her - he made a different call. The rest is history, only known by the two of them. (Clint/Natasha. Pre-Avengers.)
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Angst/Friendship - Chapters: 9 - Words: 69,450 - Reviews: 82 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 81 - Updated: 11/13/2014 - Published: 7/21/2014 - Black Widow/Natasha R., Hawkeye/Clint B.
Dividing Lines by Sliverloc303 reviews
The Ark Camp and the 100 Camp don't mix but then Bellamy Blake kidnaps Clarke Griffin to help his sister. It could be the beginning of a war except that Clarke went of her own free will and in the end, she may not want to go back. AU
100 - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 16 - Words: 66,222 - Reviews: 338 - Favs: 1,082 - Follows: 617 - Updated: 9/25/2014 - Published: 6/15/2014 - Clarke G., Bellamy B. - Complete
Wounds by the-speed-reader reviews
A shattered girl. A broken boy. They were both born from fire and ashes, death becoming their only companion; will the only bond they've ever had stay unbreakable? *Clintasha, Collection of One-Shots*
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 50 - Words: 73,310 - Reviews: 108 - Favs: 130 - Follows: 137 - Updated: 8/31/2014 - Published: 1/5/2013 - [Black Widow/Natasha R., Hawkeye/Clint B.]
With Eyes Wide Open by goldnox reviews
Sequel To Blinded / After the blindfold comes off, what comes next for Damon and Elena? Should they stay in Mystic Falls and face the judgment of her friends and family, or is there someplace they can go to finally learn what it means to really be together? And more importantly, where they are free to love one another, with hearts and eyes wide open. / DELENA / AU Ssn 3
Vampire Diaries - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 69,735 - Reviews: 410 - Favs: 317 - Follows: 191 - Updated: 2/5/2014 - Published: 12/1/2013 - [Damon S., Elena G.] - Complete
June Air by BlueBanshee reviews
Natalia was 16 and trapped under the Red Room's control. Clint was sent to kill her. Our favorite hawk made a different call. How did SHIELD's best partnership get their start? Clintasha. BlackHawk. BlackEye.
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 22 - Words: 46,423 - Reviews: 198 - Favs: 114 - Follows: 169 - Updated: 1/8/2014 - Published: 4/9/2013 - Black Widow/Natasha R., Hawkeye/Clint B., Agent Phil Coulson
Trial by Fire by paintallthestuff reviews
Getting her in was the easy part. How Clint wins Natasha's trust, friendship, and more. Can be read as the sequel to The Price of Freedom.
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 40,118 - Reviews: 140 - Favs: 79 - Follows: 146 - Updated: 1/3/2014 - Published: 1/25/2013 - Black Widow/Natasha R., Hawkeye/Clint B.
Unwillingly Succumbing to Truth by EtherealDemon reviews
It starts as the taste of him hits her tongue and before all is said and done tears and blood have been spilled and lives have been lost... but most importantly none of them will ever be the same. AU from 220 - The Last Day. Stand alone USG prequel.
Vampire Diaries - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 12 - Words: 40,211 - Reviews: 151 - Favs: 107 - Follows: 103 - Updated: 9/10/2013 - Published: 7/9/2011 - Elena G., Damon S. - Complete
Surrender by ZBBZL reviews
It starts out of need. And one day, Kensi realizes it's become pure want. She doesn't really need his voice or his arms to fall asleep - she just wants him to be there.
NCIS: Los Angeles - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 28,771 - Reviews: 143 - Favs: 198 - Follows: 150 - Updated: 5/14/2013 - Published: 12/29/2012 - Kensi B., M. Deeks - Complete
Let's Dance by Maxie Kay reviews
Oneshot. An epilogue to the season 3 episode 'Greed' and because Phillydi loves them dancing...
NCIS: Los Angeles - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,432 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 3 - Published: 11/10/2011 - Kensi B., M. Deeks - Complete
Cameron's Conundrum by spacegypsy1 reviews
Cam’s snooping results in more than he bargained for. D/V shippiness.
Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,395 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 3 - Published: 10/26/2008 - Vala, D. Jackson - Complete
Glimpse by rubycaspar reviews
Season four. Atlantis is visited by John Sheppard from 5 years in the future, and he has a certain four year old girl with him. Spoilers for season four, Sheyla. COMPLETE!
Stargate: Atlantis - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 10 - Words: 36,706 - Reviews: 500 - Favs: 233 - Follows: 112 - Updated: 12/6/2007 - Published: 10/18/2007 - Teyla E., John S.
Moments reviews
Everyone found out... She was the mistake that could have cost them their jobs, their reputations, and more than likely their lives. The real reason she switched sides, what he thinks of when Budapest comes up, their fatal flaw. First in a series of one shots based on prompts.
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,791 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 7 - Published: 7/7/2014 - Black Widow/Natasha R., Hawkeye/Clint B. - Complete