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Author has written 30 stories for DarkWing Duck, Count Duckula, StarTrek: Other, Looney Tunes, Alvin and the chipmunks, StarTrek: The Original Series, Doctor Who, Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles, and Disney.

When Life Gives You Lemons

It's time to seek out the honey jar!

Life is both bitter and sweet,
Or you couldn't appreciate the difference.

'I am the terror that flaps in the night,
I am the noun that verbs your noun,


Welcome to 2016 everyone! You're tuned to the VAPX007 channel.

Come on down,
Stop on by,
Hop a dragon and fly
To another Halloween Night!

Word by word, she chiselled away...


Funny place to join two words...

"Once upon a time George stepped out of the grocery store and turned into the street. We've called it George Street ever since."

This is a huge topic so I've sorted it out between Grammar, Story Concept and Story Structure.


Is this you?

The Difference Between Good and Bad
The Blank Page of Doom
Writing a story in a leisurely all-the-time-in-the-world fashion
Writing a story in military I've-got-to-do-this-project-for-school fashion
The Ongoing Challenge of Never Quite Getting it Right
The Death of the Perfectionist
The Realistic Approach
The Revision Process

Organic Method
Formulaic Method


Trick #1: Help me, Einstein, my imagination has gotten me lost!
You skipped a plot point
This is a complicated story
What to do with scenes that don't fit

Trick #2: Stay in the right time zone and cut to the chase!
Temporal sequence of events
Action moves the story forward.
Drop hints.
Draft the prequel story.
Dotted temporal lines for waiting time

A story is
He said, did he?
Description versus fields of flowers.
For those who came in late...
When is the lesson learnt?
Flawed Characters
M Rated
Other topics that I'm not covering
Second Last Edit Stuff

Here are some minimal basics.
Allow me to introduce you to your new best friend 'F7'.
How do you spell 'splurk'?
Mr Squiggle is here to teach you!
New line, new subject.
Past Tense.
Fun stuff
Sentences, sentences, sentences
Beginner sentences: Basic punctuation
Beginner sentences: Short sentences are easier
Converting from script form
Intermediate Sentences: Complete thoughts
Intermediate Sentences: Passive demons
Upload issue
Quick Check on Common Errors
To and Too
They're, there and their
Theirs, ours, mine, yours
Through, threw
Because, coz, and cause
All so and also
All most and almost
Steal, steel
Aisle, isle and island
You're = you are
Your = possession
Where do you go to learn more?

Is this you?

Someone broke your heart, your ego and your aspiring dreams to be a published author. Every day you fight despair of being an eternal failure like you were to that person’s point of view.

Are you like the Tin Man who wished sadly: 'If I only had a heart'? Perhaps you’re like the Cowardly Lion who roared angrily at himself: 'If I only had the nerve!' Or maybe you’re like the Scarecrow who thought to himself: 'If I only had a brain'.

Let me put this plainly. You, my friend are not stupid. You have plenty of good ideas that are worth sharing. You aren't heartless and you do want to share your marvellous ideas with the world. You want to reach out, to learn, to grow and to improve.

It's time to get onto that yellow brick road and start your way to the Emerald city.


The world is made of many different sorts of cleverness and everyone has some sort of combination of them.

Now for a fun multiple choice question:

Question: What sort of intelligence do you need to write a good story?

a) Emotional intelligence
b) Physical intelligence
c) Intellectual intelligence
d) All of the above

Answer: It is through your use of creative intuition, structural logic and comprehension of the written language that you can create a great story.

Question: The following are also things you need to writing well. True or false?

Getting in there and having a go T/F
Never giving up T/F
Indulging in curiosity T/F

Answer: If you don't make a start then you won't ever write well.
Answer: If you don't keep going then you won't ever get anywhere.
Answer: In order to create you need to have some material to do it with. Collecting data now means you have stuff to write about later. Research, investigation, observation, having life experiences and asking questions will improve your various areas of intelligence that you need to write with.

The more you practice the more you learn. The more you learn the better you get. The better you get the closer you move towards the success you want.

Practice Study = Success

Feel good about each successful step forward!

The Difference Between Good and Bad

Is this a good story? Is this a bad story? And why do I ask such stupid questions of a universe that only makes me cry?

Everybody's writing experience is different and no two people in the world are the same. Unless of course they're twins, and even then you can be sure that one of them usually got picked up out of the crib first and one of them usually gets their name called second when they get in trouble, even if the call is some mutant three-headed conglomerative name like 'Vicarver!'. Without delving into how diverse the psychological traumas suffered by the second and first place twins really are, I'm just going to discreetly move on.

The Blank Page of Doom

Firstly I'd just like to state that I write with addiction and I actually like the feeling of vertigo I get when I stare down into that vast open space beneath the balcony I'm on. That's great for me, but what about you? If you don't get over it then it's never going to be good or bad. Try these ideas:

Dot point the things you know you want in the scene.
Start with 'The'.
Describe the scene.
Grab the handrail and keep moving.

Writing a story in a leisurely all-the-time-in-the-world fashion

Create a blank page after you have a bubbling cauldron of ideas in your head ready to go. (What came first, the blank page or the blank head? Quit staring at it!)
Create a blank page after you've made yourself that warm beverage. (I'm serious on this one because I actually lost an idea simply because I stopped to refresh my cup of tea right after creating a blank page. When I tried again three months or so later I actually deleted the blank page before I revised the whole story over with a whole new train of thought. Of course I added the page back in again because the scene was clearly still missing from the piece but this time I wisely did it over a half-empty mug.)

Writing a story in military I've-got-to-do-this-project-for-school fashion

Step one: Quit objecting and take ownership of the starting idea.
Step two: Accept the imposed rule and start creating more rules of your own so you can narrow your infinite options down. (Jot them down in the margins of your notebook if it helps!)

That teacher of yours has just opened up an entire universe whilst simultaneously giving it some sort of limiting rule like 'start with' or 'write about'. The real problem with this rule is that 'the teacher gave it to you' because if it was your rule and it was 'start with the Duck universe' or 'write about an imminent hyperdrive failure alert' you actually wouldn't be complaining, would you? In your head you need to cross the teacher part of this equation out and start adding your own rules and limitations in. Limiting rules like 'I want to write a story about the Daleks' and 'I want to have a big romantic scene in my story'. If you chucked all the ideas in this paragraph together into your bubbling cauldron and apply it to your blank project page it's going to be one action-packed, riotously funny adventure.

This story is about you, your mind and your imagination. Right now you are James T Kirk, Captain of the Enterprise and the universe is on the viewscreen before you. You are the omniscient Q and this party is getting started now that you've arrived. This is your universe and you're 'the guy' pulling the strings. You are Fate, you are Destiny and you are Death. And you know what? All the way back there in that other universe is a teacher that deserves a thank you for setting your imagination loose and giving you an excuse to experience the thrilling rush of creating that first draft. (And no, this probably wasn't the same teacher that told you to get lost and stop making their life so hard.)

The Ongoing Challenge of Never Quite Getting it Right

At some point of time in your life you will have to accept that nobody is perfect and that definition includes you or you risk being a wretched misery with a list of incompletes for the rest of your life. Allow me to tell you that, if your attention caught on this sub heading, then roughly about 75% of your time you will often be spending on getting the last 25% right. I've been to university, I've done the manic things regular university students do and while there is no exact percentage on this abstract concept I assure you it's pretty real:

Call me diligent but it'd take me about two weeks short of the deadline to stop goofing around and really looked at the assignment for the first time. It'd then take me a couple hours of hard core thinking edged with panic to come up with the right content. If I had to actually go to a library over it I knew I wasn't going to take much more away from it than a reference list and a couple 'it looks fancy' quotes to back up my content. After all, I did buy a particular textbook for a particular course subject for a particular reason, didn't I? Now safe with content I dumped it on the table and got on with my life for another week and a bit. Then it'd take me another leisurely couple of hours to make what I'd come up with look like it had some logical sequence to it and answered the question. That there is about 75% of the job completed in 25% of the time and brainpower I took on it. And I had days to spare. Think I'm diligent? Think I'm too smart and it's sickening how easy it all is for a person like me? Read the next bit and think again.

The Death of the Perfectionist

For the last two and a half days right up until half an hour before the assignment deadline at four P.M. I was feverishly glued to my computer rearranging paragraphs and getting the white space to regulation specifications. I could say that dragging my brain into gear was awkward and hauling my rear off to the library was a task I begrudgingly did and I could say that to this day facing a deadline is something akin to a personal lightning storm of guilt following me around.

But the job of pressing that print button, knowing full well that it wasn't perfect but that now I was out of time was horrendous. Every time I had to stop. I had to head to that assignment box with a covering page on it and a staple in the corner before the lecturer emptied the box.

All I can say is that I finished my degree, so clearly I survived my imperfections and didn't let my perfectionism fail me.

The Realistic Approach

Amongst other things the writing guidebook says 'revise-revise-revise'. But the truth is that there has to be a limit. You don't have an eternity to work on that last 25% and in the real world there's no back button, there's no 'replace and update' function and frankly you aren't practicing brain surgery here...

Although at times you might suppose you are performing an autopsy on your own brain, think about what is in between the pages of a published book. There is no less than four people, that's what is in a published book. There's you the author, the publisher who overall thinks it's generally good with a list of 'except for's' that they think are doable (or else they wouldn't be talking to you again), the proofreader who points out all your little mistakes that you've missed and the copy editor that points out all your little mistakes that your proofreader missed and then vice-versa.

Four people and a lot of toing and froing between them. Until you get a 'yes' publisher you are doing all four people's jobs. I'm not saying don't do them. I am saying it's realistic to try. Giving up without trying is nothing short of Failed Perfectionism. I am a stubborn person and a label like that is not going to stick to me. Will it stick to you?

The Revision Process

You're working on a stack of things here. You're working to get the tone of the words, the rhythm, the flow. You're working on getting those sentences to fall into place together with equal measure to all the interesting details and you're doing it for the purpose of an 'audience'.

Notice I said 'purpose' here. Revision is about feeling the 'hurrah' of victory for each logical dilemma that you succeed in conquering from the gigantic story arc to the fight scenes down to the miniature grammatical details.

In the end, a good story isn't about what the universe thinks. While it is important to strive for what is 'good', good and bad actually have very little to do with the real reason you wanted to write in the first place.

A good story is an experience with brilliant moments you treasure.


# Start with an idea!

Make a vague decision on who your characters are.

You need to know a little bit about where they come from. For example: 'The creepy tag along guy' is a great start and the more details you get into your head about him the better he'll be. You don't need to write everyone's biography though! Don't stress out if you don't have much more than a few stereotypes before you start. You'll discover more about them as you are writing and thinking about your story.

Decide what emotional problems you want to explore.

Decide what the situation/s are that you want to write about.

A group of people playing poker talking about their social lives is a scene. On the other hand a group of strangers who start out by playing at a poker table, move on to solving a mystery together, and then finally end up as friends is a story.

Decide which emotional problem you want to focus on.

Whoever has the emotional problem you want to explore the most will be your main character. Most of what you write in this story should be from their point of view. When you write in someone's point of view it means you are writing the world according to them. You take up their attitude, describe with words they'd use, comment how they think of the other characters and the world around them whether it's true or not.

Have a go. Make a start. Write something.

Try writing 'The'. Try writing the opening scene. Try writing about the trees, the freshly mown grass, where the people are standing. Write down anything that your point of view character is aware of. If you can't do that then write about the room that you personally are sitting in. Once you get your fingers starting to work with your brain your story will start emerging for real.

Discover what the happy place in your story is.

Uncover the low point to your story.

Decide where you want the story to end up.

Case 1: You can have a sweet scene between two people where they realise that even though they are in the middle of the Zombie Apocalypse they actually really do love each other.
Case 2: You can have a funny scene between two people where they realise that even though they are in the middle of the Zombie Apocalypse they actually really do hate each other.

Note that you’ve already started writing before you find these things out. When you realise these three things the goal for the rest of your story is to reach them.

And then it will be awesome.


# If((Sum(A:C)) = ABC, ‘Good Story’, ‘n/a’)

(If A plus B plus C = ABC, then you have a good story. If not, then you’re going to end up rewriting it.)

Every good story uses a formula and I’m not even kidding. It’s just that some people have it easy with naturally intuitive brains where ideas flow in such a logical way that everyone gets it. For the rest of us poor saps we need some more confidence that we have the structure right before we end up agonising over rewrite after rewrite essaying for a ‘good story’.

Step 0: Go back to the Organic Method! Use up the energy in your inspiration before you do Step 1 below. Write what you can for as long as the ideas are flowing. This formula stuff is only for brains that have hit the blank wall and stories that are stuck in corners. Don’t go wasting your wonderful Klingon passion by jumping straight into Vulcan logic mode.

Step 1: Write a sentence on what you want this story to be about. Give it a working title.

Step 2: Expand it into a paragraph or so. Until you have an action plot and at least one character arc this story is not going to remotely resemble ‘ABC’.

Step 3: Make an initial investigation into your characters. Write their names down, note their starting stereotype. Sure you don’t want to write about stereotyped people but this is only Step 3 so give yourself a break. Details are for later.

Step 4: Go back to Step 2 and start writing in a sequence of events to cover it. Split it into ‘acts’ or ‘prologue, chapters, epilogue’ or ‘beginning, complication one, complication two, climax, end’ or whatever is your preferred choice. Once you’re through with Step 4 you should have a fair ‘ABC’ to go on with.

Step 6: (Option 1) Copy out your chapter arcs into your new story file and start writing them in.

Step 7: (Option 2) Go back to Step 3 and nut out more character details like motives and personal story arcs.

Step 8: (Continuing Option 2) Go back to Step 4 and split it up yet again but this time you’re slotting the events into a scene listing and you’re doing it in light of the extra things you investigated in Step 7.

Step 9: (Optional) On a separate page note down any tricky stuff that you want to pay careful attention to. You might never come back to this page but at least you’ve given yourself a good talking to and gotten some confidence over those super little details that you need confidence about to get your story looking ‘ABC’. Things you might be looking at here are:

E.g. Point of View Treatment
E.g. Writing Style objective
E.g. Category/Genre(s)
E.g. Theme(s) focus
E.g. Title Premise / Moral to the Story
E.g. Opening sequence's Payload in ending sequence
E.g. Surprise Twist
Other unique rules:
E.g. Location Logistics
E.g. Fight Scene Logistics
E.g. Special Item Logistics
E.g. Special Skill Logistics

Step 10: Copy out your scene listing notes into your new story document and start writing them in.

And then it will be awesome.


Let me recap for the moment on where my Beta session is up to before I open up this particular discussion:

1. Start with imagination. An idea. A string of ideas. A conglomeration of ideas. As a blacksmith this would be the part where you're collecting the metal. Right now you're after the good stuff. You're getting inspired.

2. Write every word that you can write while you're excited. If you were a blacksmith, this would be the melting part. From a thought into words you're performing conceptual metamorphosis.

3. Now you've got an impressive bubbling pot of text. It has the makings to be a great story. You read through it the next day and realise it's not 'there' yet. There's too much of this, too little of that and there appears to be at least one hole in the plot. In one way or another it doesn't quite make the top #5.

Trick #1
Einstein: Logic will get you from A to B, but imagination will take you everywhere.
Me: Help me, Einstein, my imagination has gotten me lost!

Identify the logical progression of your story. A leads to B leads to C leads to D. I'm talking major plot points, not the stuff that you just like. The story may or may not let you keep that stuff in but lying to yourself at this point will not save your story.

A leads to ? leads to C

If you are missing a major plot point like 'B' there are two possible reasons that I'm going to deal with here. There may be another one but these are the ones that happen to me off the top of my head:

You skipped the plot point in your eagerness to get to the next plot point (which was a lot of fun to write).

The odds are high that today you aren't in the swing to 'write in the missing plot point' any more than you were that day you skipped it originally. So start with something small and manageable. Create a small bit of space you between the other plot points. You know the basics of what you're missing so write it down in the form of directions to yourself. If you're starting with dot points, go over them and turn them into sentences, then go over the sentences and turn them into a few actions.

Once your scene exists in a few scanty-yet-fitting sentences you'll be able to make it bigger and better on your next visit when you really are in the swing of writing again.

You've written a mutant alien hybrid story. Your baby has tentacles for arms. It's black on one side and white on the other but it also has a grey belly button. Your story stands all alone in the world with very few friends who understand it. It has a logic all of its own. Did I mention the tentacles? This is a complicated story.

Every child born with an alien parent needs a lot of care and consideration to promote both sides of their genetic heritage. You must first identify all the major plot points whether you've written them yet or not.

  • Follow each of your major characters. Identify their major plot points. Put a time stamp on each point if it helps you slot it into the rest of the action and characters.
  • Follow the situation as it develops from start to end. Identify the major plot points.
  • Choose your battles. Note the 's' there. Write this analysis stuff down if it helps. Go for a walk to think about it if it helps!
  • A1W leads to B2X leads to C3Y leads to D4Z. (I told you it was complicated.)
  • Your imagination got you into this mess, only your creative logic will get you out of it.

    What to do with scenes that don't fit

    Any scenes that don't fall into the major plot sequence you need to take a good long look at them. These scenes are interrupting the pace and flow of your story, but they had some use to you at the time you wrote them so you have to figure out what that is before you can continue.

  • Why did you write the scene?
  • Does it take up too much space in this story?
  • Can you find somewhere else to put these side ideas?
  • What about a spin-off story or a short companion story or a prequel or a sequel or an epilogue?
  • Can you break the major story into two simpler stories that happen at the same time?
  • Is it an infodump? Are you ranting about something instead of showing it through action or description or in a prequel?
  • Can you shorten the scene without losing pace and quality?
  • Can you translate the scene into ambient scenery like newspaper headlines or other media interruptions?

  • Trick #2
    Stay in the right time zone and cut to the chase!

    Temporal sequence of events

    Better stories are usually the ones that move forward in time. Going backwards mostly just messes up a reader's brain and is rarely a good plan. Information of what happened before your story "begins" should slot invisibly into the plot. Something like "Just because blah blah happened doesn't mean you can etc etc" will keep your events in the correct temporal sequence.

    Action moves the story forward.

    Action is the single most awesome way of showing who a character really is. It gets the reader involved and it's the first spark of fun. The more action you use to explain who a person is and why, the more engaged your readers will be. They can really get into the character because they're right there with them when it happens. Readers like to find out rather than get told.

    The rule of thumb is "If it doesn't move your story forward then move it out". I'd also like to gently add "Do something constructive/clever with it". I add that because I know from experience that an explanation is a story that hasn't been written yet and it's time to get in and write it!

    Drop hints.

    If the telling of little historical facts is so important how much of it can you wiggle into the action scenes without slowing them down? Instead of explaining you can hint weird symptoms and how they are pulling your characters into the world of action. We want to know just enough to sympathise and muse over the mystery of why before it's game on.

    A night of heavy drinking risks a hangover. Backstories have consequences. Every so often events that have "gone before" are going to influence how someone does something. (Adverbs for a start.) Backstory events may even create extra problems in the current story and subtly change the outcomes of other scenes.

    Draft the prequel story.

    The best way to clean up over-explanations and opening scenes is to write the backstory out for yourself (and I mean just for you, the author only). If it gets epic enough you could make it a prequel but right now it's just for your benefit. The aim for writing out that backstory is to arm yourself with all the information you need so you can quit explaining. Knowing your stuff up front means you've got a rock solid foundation for your story. You'll already know where your main characters stand emotionally and that means you can spend your premium words on actions.

    Action words speak louder than explaining words. Readers want to get into it. In the end, if you really have to explain something, then maybe you should be writing it happening instead.

    Dotted temporal lines for waiting time

    You can also do it the other way but this one seriously kills the awesome dramatic potential of a thing. 'Nothing much happened that is important to the rest of the story' scenes can be trimmed into one or two lines and slotted into the opening paragraph of the next chapter. This marks your lapsed time interval and doesn't divert from the action.


    # A story is

    There are unique people and places. There are good, bad and neutral events. There are things that may get broken and things that may get fixed.

    A story is a series of events usually based around a set of characters.
    An event has a beginning middle, climax and a hook.
    An event is made of one or more connected scenes.
    A scene is made of one or more connected paragraphs.
    A paragraph is made of one or more connected sentences.

    Most sentences have a subject that does something.

    A story is an idea with a beginning, middle, climax and end. It is made up of more than one event.

    # He said, did he?

    The random voice from the jeering crowd. Another voice, another. They're nameless, your reader is confused and you are frustrated because your sentences are getting dull starting with 'He' all the time.

    Time to paint more picture! Get into the scene and describe the floor boards, the sound each voice makes, the ambience, the feeling your main characters are getting about all of this.

    You can't fight something you can't see. Or ... can you?

    # Description versus fields of flowers.

    I am always working to get better at this but advice to you is equally advice to me. Scenery is always important because white empty rooms are always bad. Even if your character is undergoing a live autopsy there is still equipment around.

    Usually before anyone starts talking you want to paint a brief picture so the reader knows where your characters are. As you write more you'll need to do this every so often as your characters are moving around and things happen. All these things need to be written so your readers stay with you. The first and simplest step is to write what this place looks like. Then you can get really clever and start thinking and adding sounds and even smells.

    Hippy commune, run down student accommodation, high rise executive sardine can, smell of decay, what noises are around?

    # For those who came in late...

    At the age of twelve a brand new reader can pick up almost any The Phantom comic issue from out of his dad's prized comic book collection, read the first page and know why there's a guy dressed in a purple leotard loose in the Bengal jungle. He'll also know what sort of story to expect coming up ahead.


    The characters already exist. Someone else has started writing their history together with predesigned traumas and social relationships. The characters and places are already worked out for you.

    Cartoons are a good place to start because they have a simple formula.

    When is the lesson learnt?

    What was learnt before your story
    What will be learnt during your story
    What lessons might be temporarily forgotten
    What lessons will still be left to learn after your story

    Each character takes all the lesson's about life that they HAVE already learned into your story. If you start your story before the pre-existing timeline then what lessons do they need to learn to get up to the point when the cannon begins?

    Flawed Characters

    Aim to use these sorts as your main characters. Imperfection is interesting.
    Temper temper!
    Oh, Clumsy!
    Forget me not
    Knowledge is power and power corrupts
    Allergic to work
    Attention span of a goldfish
    Head in the clouds and impractical
    Unimaginitive and dogmatic

    # M Rated

    First you fill in the story around the sex scene and make it a whole story. Events leading up to it, events after. People go on dates. Put it all in. If all that's too boring you're possibly playing the wrong game.

    Find ways to 'insinuate' that the sex scene occurred. The stellar classic case of insinuation I think of every time is Star Trek: The Original Series 'Wink of an Eye'. Is it not an awesome bit of insinuation if you can easily let your five year old watch it unattended?

    Well done for all your effort!

    (Now you can ask yourself if you want to keep it in or not.)

    Unless you genuinely want your story to be of such a calibre (like everyone elses in this day and age) you can now delete the sex scene. You've done all that work (above) and the scene is no longer required to keep your story together. It is no longer required to be on 'show' for things to make sense. Well done!

    Here are some thoughts:

    Sex scenes are common, plain and ordinary. With over seven billion people on the planet the question only becomes 'who can't write a sex scene?'
    Even regular romance readers may skip them. That's how important sex scenes are.
    T Rated gets more readers. This website has a preset filter that excludes M Rated stories. Is it really worth cutting out all the one-hit readers? Your story is up to you but as for me I want as many potential readers to see my blurb as possible!

    # Other topics that I'm not covering:

    Final title and opening line for your very specific audience

    Take notes on your life, thoughts and research your subjects

    (Jules Verne had a wall of card index files!)

    Use your notes to fill in details

    End on a punchline

    # Second Last Edit Stuff

    Trick a name into the first sentence for your subject.

    Reread the previous chapter together with this one to be sure the gist carries over from one chapter to the next.

    Try to get the opening paragraph to reset the scene 'for those who came in late' and 'for those who put down the book for a while between chapters'.



    # Here are some minimal basics.

    Always start your sentence with a capital. (Upper-case your first letter.) Press Shift Letter or 'Caps Lock', Letter, 'Caps Lock'. There are two shift buttons on either end of the alpha key section for two handed typists.
    Use a punctuation mark to finish your sentence. (.?!)
    Always have a space between your sentences.

    Full stop - spacebar - shiftLetter.

    Practice will make it natural.

    # Allow me to introduce you to your new best friend 'F7'.

    (Otherwise known as the spelling & grammar checker shortcut key in MS Word.)

    Everyone starts from somewhere. We take whatever we learnt from school and try to improve from there making use of any hints we get along the way.

    Here is the first few hints to start you off as a brand new writer:

    How do you spell 'splurk'?

    Are you spelling the words right? Everyone who cares about the answer to this question uses a Spell Checker. Microsoft Word and Google Chrome have this function. You can also check individual words on The dictionary com website also has a thesaurus page you can use.

    Mr Squiggle is here to teach you!

    If you don't have a grammar checker get one installed. If you're in MS Word or can copy into MS Word then get in there and press 'F7' for a spell and grammar check! Maybe you do feel like you're putting yourself through a massive turing test. But if you had Agatha Christie sitting there by your side instead of an 'F7' key would you not be getting the exact same lectures?

    Having said all that ... always read your stuff AFTER you've run it through the Spell & Grammar checker! Make sure it still makes sense because sometimes F7 really is a turing test and the correct word really is 'form' and not 'from', a gender specific word really is the only word that character would be using, and 'my story, my onomatopoeia so get out'.

    Stick with F7 and Mr Squiggle will eventually get old and start losing his teeth. He won't even show up to bother you as often as he used to.

    # New line, new subject.

    Once stuff starts happening new lines help avoid a reader going 'wait ... who said that?'.

    (New line) X said this. X did that.
    (New line) Y thought this while saying that.

    # Past Tense.

    Narratives are usually written in the past tense (retelling a story), whereas people talk (like I am to you now) in the present tense.

    "I am doing

    this now in the present tense."
    She said yesterday that she had done

    it already, in the past tense.
    He will do

    it tomorrow in the future tense.

    Basically, the 'stem' word is the present tense form. To get regular stem words into different tenses you will be adding things like 'ed' or 'ing' or 't' or 'd' and slotting words in front like 'was' or 'had'.

    Learn - present tense,
    Learnt, learned - past tense

    Some words have weird past tense versions of themselves like 'drove' and 'swam'.

    I sing - present tense
    I sang, I sung - past tense.
    I will sing - future tense.

    The books talk about two types of past tense, but honestly I won't even say their names here because what is past is past and the books could call the tenses Chatem, Cheatem and Runn for all the good it does to get your head around it all.

    I find:

    My first rule of tenses is every time I change a sentence around, I have to check and fix the tenses.
    My second rule of tenses (the teacher's first rule) is that what's in the past (generally) stays in the past. The exception is when recounting actions.
    'He was being foolish last night.' The 'was' throws the present action of 'being foolish' into the past.
    'They danced all night under the gleaming stars.' The 'ed' throws the 'ing' into the past.
    Third rule is that talking is an action. Conversations happen in the present tense while between the speech marks.
    I'm sure there are other rules, but not before bedtime...

    Fun stuff

    As you get more confident with your sentences you'll find characters are doing stuff in the present as it relates to the other stuff they are doing in the past. This is okay but the moment you change anything around you'll need to redo the whole sentence and possibly take out the present tense in the new version.

    # Sentences, sentences, sentences

    Sentences are good because they make things easier to read.

    Beginner sentences: Basic punctuation

    The first thing about sentences is that they start with a capital and end in a punctuation mark like a full stop. When you're talking, a full stop is like when you take a whole breath. A comma is half a full stop or when you're talking it's a quick breath.

    Beginner sentences: Short sentences are easier

    The second thing they say about sentences is that short sentences are easier to write right and are also easier to read. Long sentences aren't necessarily bad but they are hard to get right. That's why I usually try to shorten sentences where I can.

    Converting from script form

    "Girl Name: Hi, do you want to go out?"

    You don't quite have a sentence yet. You have a person. "Girl Name." You have something she says. "Hi, do you want to go out?"
    The first thing you need to do is put them together into one. "Hi, do you want to go out?" Girl Name asked.
    That is the simplest way.

    Next you want to let your reader know who she is asking this question to. I haven't told you yet and that's not very good of me, is it? There are many ways to do this. To do this simply:
    "Hi, Boy Name, do you want to go out?" Girl Name asked.
    Girl Name turned to Boy Name. "Hi, do you want to go out?" She asked him.

    Notice that I only need to tell the reader her name once in this line? That's one thing we keep from the script version; one person per line. In this line Girl Name is doing all the things. That makes her what is called the 'subject'. Girl Name 'turns' she 'talks' she 'walks' she 'complains', she 'sighs' ... there are many different things she can be doing and the more practice and reading you do, the trickier and more clever you can be at this.

    Intermediate Sentences: Complete thoughts
    Another thing about sentences is a bit more wishy-washy. Proper sentences are 'complete thoughts'. When people are talking they don't always finish or start their sentences properly and that makes it a bit hard to learn what a proper sentence looks like. Most sentences have a subject performing an action. For example the first sentence in this paragraph: 'Another thing about sentences' is the subject and it's doing something which is being 'wishy-washy'.
    'The mountains are green.'

    Intermediate Sentences: Passive demons
    If you could press F7 on a radio news broadcast there would be green squiggles galore because a lot of the sentences are passive. This is okay for radio news because news is all about the victim and they are working in the audio world.

    But written fiction is about making your sentences as bright and exciting as you can.
    Passive radio talk: The town got hit by a severe hailstorm.
    Assertive fiction writing: A severe hailstorm hit the town.

    Here's the trick:

    If you want the town to be first in your sentence the action part of your sentence needs to relate to the town rather than the hailstorm. Identify the actions. The hailstorm did the hitting. The town did the copping. The subject goes first and performs the action.

    The town suffered a bad hailstorm last night.

    The subject performs the action.

    The town suffered.
    The hailstorm hit.

    The subject performs the action.

    # Paragraphs

    Upload issue

    If there were paragraphs before you uploaded the file they may have 'fallen out'. Before you add chapters to a story you need to preview it and edit it until it visually looks okay. When I post I actually use the "Copy and Paste" function rather than the file upload because the paragraphs are mostly preserved that way.


    It's very good for the first paragraph to 'set the scene'. We do need to know a little about where the characters are starting from.

    New topic new paragraph.

    Paragraphs are usually a few sentences long unless there is a lot of people talking to each other.

    Paragraphs are usually around the 4-5 sentences mark depending on how long and complicated your sentences are.

    Web-based paragraphs should be separated by an extra (blank) line or be double spaced. This makes it easier for the reader to follow the story and not get lost in all the lines of text.

    If you've got the mental visualisation of what your story would look like in paperback (like I do for mine) remember the ancient school teacher's rule about 'Indent when you start a new paragraph', the not-so-ancient school teacher's rule of 'Formatting your word document with the first line indented' and the up-to-the-minute rule of 'Forget the indent - just double space between all your paragraphs'.

    Your editors and readers alike will favour you for your clever use of white space on both the screen and the page.

    # Quick Check on Common Errors

    To and Too. Please note:

    I am going to storm the castle.
    D'you want to come too?
    Me and you? That makes two.
    Do I have to bring my pitchfork too?
    I'll bring my hammer and stake, oh, and my garlic wreath too.
    We will go to fight them.
    We will fight them to the end.
    We will go into the castle two by two.
    We are going to the castle and you can come too, but only if you want to.
    This is too much for two people to handle.
    Too little has been done to prepare.
    We are not ready to storm the castle.
    You would die too if it happened to you.

    They're, there and their. Please note:

    There as opposed to here: I'm always here, I'm never there my here comes with me everywhere till there is here and here is where I am.

    Theirs, ours, mine, yours. Together we own stuff.
    Their mother was a slayer before them.

    They're is a contraction of they are.

    They're on their way over there.
    They're in a hurry.
    They are travelling from here to there.
    They are doing their jobs as slayers.
    They're just doing their jobs as slayers.

    Through, threw. Please note:

    Threw, throw, thrown, throwing. Either way something is getting chucked.

    Past tense action word: Threw, thrown
    Present tense action word: Throw

    He threw the baby out with the bathwater
    She threw her arms in the air like she just couldn't care.
    I threw my lucky doughnut away.
    The baby threw up over her and it wasn't pleasant!


    They went through the door.
    He got a stake through the heart.
    True blue through and through.
    I could even see through the window once I wiped the grime off it.

    Darkwing, we are through!
    Don't throw me away, Morgana, we'll get through this!

    Because, coz, and cause. Please note:

    Coz is slang or colloquial (to be used in dialogue and only as appropriate for that particular character).
    The proper word for coz is because.
    These two words relate to the effect of something.

    Because you didn't do your homework you failed the test.
    It was because he didn't pay enough attention that the baby burnt down the house.

    Cause is the something that affects stuff. It is effectively the opposite of because.
    "We're in a causal loop. We need to figure out what's causing it and change our actions before we can get out of it."
    Because the doctor found the cause of the patient's symptoms, he could prescribe the right medicine to get her better.

    Not doing your homework may cause you to fail your test.
    He caused a dangerous situation by leaving his equipment where the baby could get it.

    All so and also. Please note:

    'I love him and also her.'
    Synonyms: Also/additionally/in addition/along with/plus/as well/too

    'I love you all so very much.'
    Synonyms: All/everyone/everything/everybody/completely/entirely

    All most and almost. Please note:

    All or most. Never both. These are conflicting measurements.
    I didn't get all of them. I got most of them.

    I almost got them all. Also known as 'I didn't quite get them all'.

    Steal, steel. Please Note:

    Stainless Steel.
    Nerves of steel.

    "Are you gonna stop him from stealing those diamonds?"
    "It's a steal at $299"
    "Did you steal it?"
    "I stole it."
    "It's been stolen."
    "He's gonna steal it from me."

    Aisle, isle and island. Please note:
    Isle of Doctor Moreau
    The island of Doctor Moreau

    An aisle in the toy store.

    You're = you are. Please note:
    You're is a contraction of you are. Just like with it or it is. The best way to get this right is to look at what you've written. Test if 'you're' is correct by saying you are in its place.
    "You're the best dad in the world."
    "You are the best dad in the world."

    Your = possession.
    "Your dad must be the best in the world." He said to her.
    "You've got the best dad in the world."
    "It is yours, not mine. It doesn't belong to me."

    # Where do you go to learn more?

    If you want to learn how to write the best way to do it is to read books.

    1. Forget Twitter, Blogs, Facebook, Youtube comments and all that rubbish! They are nothing but scribbles and nonsense from anyone who can put two letters together. These places are full of nasty, illiterate habits that are never to be used in proper writing.

    2. Comic books only teach you how to read; they don't teach you how to write.

    3. Scripts and screenplays do get the ideas out and they're good for stage directors and TV producers but they aren't much better for learning than comics.

    4. FanFiction does have some good writing on it but around 99% of us are here on this website exactly because we're not very good at writing.

    There are many How to Write books out there. If you walk into any second hand book store it would be a surprise if you don't find at least one. These books have exercises that you can do to help you expand your skills and understanding.

    Read published books but make them ones that you enjoy!

    There's no point going through life doing too many things you don't like so if you're going to case study a proper published book make it one that you love and admire and want to mimic. Novels. Teen fiction. Hard cover, paperback. Books. Real books like Alice in Wonderland, Wind in the Willows, Sherlock Holmes, The Princess Bride, Fantastic Mr. Fox, Unbelievable, Superfudge. They don't have to be by authors like Henry James or Oscar Wilde.


    Authorial Claim:

    I am the master vampire that heads Hamil Corporation. I have 100% of the shares. I own the imaginary buildings. I wrote every policy, every procedure, I hired every single fictitious employee. I make not a cent in this endeavour, yet it spans right across the multiverse, in numerous continuums. Whereever there may be vampires lurking, look out!

    Look out for that big skyscraper, with so many lights on inside although it's nearly eight o'clock at night. When you're walking down a busy street, stop and wonder about that blank green door jammed between the coffee shop and the hairdressers. If you live in the country, think about the restaurant that you've never visited. And if you happen to go in, what are all those other people really eating?

    My Vampires:

    I have my own list of rules on the subject of vampires which I could exposition for the rest of eternity. Ask me for details at your own risk.

    Horror Rated for Vampire Content:

    The dark psychology from which vampires spring is very real, and it can be found in each and every individual on this planet since before humans began keeping time.

    The real reason a vampire has no reflection, is because they are a reflection ... of ourselves. The real reason that a vampire craves and lusts and pines is because some natural things in our heads often go unheard and unaddressed.


    I introduce my theory of vampires on the Duckverse, make Darkwing Duck dark, make Darkwing Duck a vampire, implode the Fearsome Five, and then I keep on running.


    I introduce my theory of vampires on the Negaverse, let Negaduck win for a change and play a few evil games of practical psychology while I'm there while developing unique friendships and relationships with variously traumatised people.


    I put the Darkwing Duck characters into the Star Trek universe and see how many Star Trek stories I can humorously reprise while developing unique friendships and relationships alike in a harmonious environment.


    I put The Doctor and Donna back together and then do normal Doctor Who Episodes with them.


    Daffy Duck gets to be the co-hero with Bugs Bunny.

    Art links

    Dark Duck:


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    An Old Friend by joey the ripper reviews
    March 1998, the Doctor awakens in Hospital after her fall from the TARDIS only to find herself visited by the retired Brigadier, with the Brigadier once again holding the TARDIS out of reach the Doctor has no choice but to co-operate.
    Doctor Who - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,654 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 3 - Published: 5/26 - 13th Doctor - Complete
    NegaGnat by joey the ripper reviews
    The prequel to NegaFamily. Negaduck's got competition and a new way to take back the Negaverse. NegaRelationships, NegaRelatives, NegaParenting, this has it all: OOC/OC Chainsawings, Crime, Gore and Mature Themes. (But nothing really graphic)
    DarkWing Duck - Rated: M - English - Crime/Family - Chapters: 36 - Words: 80,015 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 10/14/2017 - Published: 10/14/2011 - Slightly-Less-NegaDuck
    Duck looks like a Lady by AnonymousZGirl reviews
    Dayna Mallard has to try to get use to the changes in her life after what happen to her and try to raise Gosalyn the best way she can like nothing has happen but with GizmoDuck trying to replace Darkwing Duck and having Darkwarrior Duck escaping being erased from a future that no longer exists could be a problem.
    DarkWing Duck - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 9 - Words: 16,487 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 4 - Updated: 9/26/2017 - Published: 4/19/2014 - Darkwing Duck, Darkwarrior Duck, Gizmoduck - Complete
    Beyond this life by AliSca reviews
    A girl arrives at Castle Duckula. What, in the beginning, seems to be an ordinary meeting, will turn out to be a key, for the Count, to discover something unexpected about his own past life.
    Count Duckula - Rated: T - English - Romance/Horror - Chapters: 9 - Words: 25,515 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 5/23/2016 - Published: 2/15/2014
    Vampires: A Chipmunk Story! by LadyRaven-321 reviews
    A new look for the Chipmunks and Chipettes that takes them through time itself, literally…WARNING: There are scenes that may not be suitable for young readers. Some materials written in this story are quite graphic and some that are extremely violent.
    Alvin and the chipmunks - Rated: M - English - Supernatural/Fantasy - Chapters: 19 - Words: 35,424 - Reviews: 153 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 12/17/2015 - Published: 12/9/2004 - Simon S., Alvin S., Jeanette M., Brittany M. - Complete
    No Place For Heroes by joey the ripper reviews
    Negs steals a device that sends him and the Darkwing gang to an alternate world in a distant future that has been ravaged by a horrible plague, now they have to find a way back... but what happened to this world's version of Darkwing? And who is "Vanquisher Duck"? Warning: Horror Theme. Zombie-slaying, seriousness, Technobabble, and Teenage Angst. OOC, OC, Zombies
    DarkWing Duck - Rated: T - English - Horror/Tragedy - Chapters: 8 - Words: 10,350 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 11/19/2015 - Published: 7/9/2012 - Darkwing Duck, Negaduck
    The Voice by The Lauderdale reviews
    A slow crime period drives Darkwing to obsess over a series of break-ins at local strip malls. When he dubs the unknown perpetrator with an unfortunate criminal sobriquet, Darkwing accidentally turns the Strip-Mall Mall-Stripper into an object of public interest. 1st in The Voice Quartet.
    DarkWing Duck - Rated: K - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,165 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 10/3/2015 - Published: 6/10/2001 - Darkwing Duck, Megavolt - Complete
    Return of a Hero by Dawn Totadile reviews
    Two members of her family are missing and Gosalyn Waddlemeyer-Mallard-Muddlefoot is not one to take that lightly. Unfortunately, she has to play it smart. Without knowing where they're being held, she has to hold her head up and wait for her chance. Now after all these years, she has the information she needs to rescue them, but will she be too late to save them?
    DarkWing Duck - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 4 - Words: 5,040 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 1/5/2015 - Published: 12/26/2014 - Darkwing Duck, Gosalyn, Launchpad, OC - Complete
    Underworld by Callista Adderwell reviews
    The Doctor and Clara (the latter unwillingly) visit the sewers of Paris, but they are surprised (and terrified) to find that a very real and ancient threat ... and they smell Timelord blood.
    Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Supernatural - Chapters: 14 - Words: 13,298 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 12/31/2014 - Published: 4/24/2013 - 11th Doctor, Clara O.
    As the Negaverse turns by DisneyDuckFan2013 reviews
    The first story and my new series about Negaduck and Nega-Gosalyn. Please R&R and tell me what ya think kk (:
    DarkWing Duck - Rated: K - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 7 - Words: 5,590 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 12/25/2014 - Published: 2/23/2013 - NegaGosalyn, Negaduck
    A Second Chance by Cal Boggs reviews
    Dr. Reginald Bushroot is suddenly presented with a second chance at being an adjunct professor at St. Canard University, but there are some strings attached. As he's dragged into a side project for the government, Bushroot begins unraveling darker secrets than he bargained for, and his research earns him some powerful enemies. Will he finally find peace, or will he be trampled?
    DarkWing Duck - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Drama - Chapters: 7 - Words: 21,824 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 11/19/2014 - Published: 5/12/2014 - Bushroot, Darkwing Duck
    Just a Bite by Lilac Summers reviews
    The Doctor has a strange encounter in the Planet of Eternal Night. Now Donna has to deal with a peckish Time Lord.
    Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 12,510 - Reviews: 66 - Favs: 120 - Follows: 106 - Updated: 1/10/2014 - Published: 2/11/2012 - 10th Doctor, Donna N.
    Those Times by guineapiggie reviews
    The Doctor and his wife are baking cookies (because in a time machine it's always Christmas somewhere), but things get a little out of hand... Domestic fluffy something, my Doctor Who CHRISTMAS contribution.
    Doctor Who - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,061 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/15/2013 - River Song/Melody P. III, 11th Doctor - Complete
    Come Little Ducklings by Shadougelover14 reviews
    Happy Halloween Fanfiction! Enjoy this dive into my twisted insanity! Come little children, I'll take thee away...
    DarkWing Duck - Rated: T - English - Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,588 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/31/2013 - Quackerjack, Paddywhack - Complete
    Yes Ma'am by CannibaLilly reviews
    The Doctor and Donna visit a ball with a very special kind of party game being played there. Too late the Doctor recognizes that the drinks there aren't labeled for nothing. Donna however, is about to have one of the most enjoyable hours with her Time Lord - 10/Donna - Fluff/Humour
    Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Humor/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 7 - Words: 21,565 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 4/22/2013 - Published: 3/29/2013 - 10th Doctor, Donna N. - Complete
    My Daughter, My Life by Lupineleigh reviews
    Gosalyn's lost her memory of Darkwing. As if that weren't enough, Quackerjack & pals are ready to destroy St. Canard & its guardian. Plenty of danger and surprises await the masked mallard's team, including the return of Gizmoduck. UPDATE: Alternate shorter ending.
    DarkWing Duck - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Drama - Chapters: 13 - Words: 43,195 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 3/24/2013 - Published: 1/19/2011 - Complete
    Acute Osmotic Imbalance by ricca reviews
    In which the Doctor suffers and Donna tries to help. A little bit funny and a little bit sad. Oneshot, fluff.
    Doctor Who - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,114 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 8 - Published: 2/21/2013 - 10th Doctor, Donna N.
    Doctor Dracula by medicinecap reviews
    The Doctor and Jo Grant travel to a medieval world where vampires are terrorizing a village protected only by the mysterious Defender. Can they stop the infection from spreading through the entire town before it's too late? Inspired by Vampires of Venice with 11. Slight Jo/OC
    Doctor Who - Rated: K+ - English - Sci-Fi/Horror - Chapters: 5 - Words: 8,231 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 3 - Published: 2/18/2013 - 3rd Doctor, Jo G. - Complete
    Piano by Failing To Fall reviews
    The Doctor hears a magnificent melody one day as he tinkers with the TARDIS... where is is coming from? Can be taken as shippy or frienshippy!
    Doctor Who - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 905 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/14/2013 - 10th Doctor, Donna N. - Complete
    Dalek Fun by joey the ripper reviews
    ReUploaded: a look at Dalek recreation and why it is not a good idea to write it: evil, dark, violent.
    Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,728 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/28/2013 - Daleks - Complete
    The Vampire Myth by NameToBeChosen reviews
    The Doctor and Rose mistakenly land in a suspicious village in medevil England. there is talk of a vampire stalking the night. the doctor knows the ending to the myth but can he resist investigating? they make a friend who takes them in. Doctor get into alot of trouble. Whump. No body sparkles in this story. Be warned. Based on a real myth though!
    Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Horror - Chapters: 14 - Words: 19,209 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 1/27/2013 - Published: 1/14/2013 - 10th Doctor, Rose T. - Complete
    Notice the Bumblebee by Cicci Green reviews
    After a while, the Doctor notices certain oddities in Donna's behavior. Like how she always does the dishes and never truly talks about herself.
    Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,097 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 71 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 12/26/2012 - Published: 12/25/2012 - 10th Doctor, Donna N. - Complete
    Off to Midnight by HoodedandCloaked reviews
    A little Donna/Doctor friendship drabble for my friend.
    Doctor Who - Rated: K - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 568 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 5 - Published: 12/24/2012 - 10th Doctor, Donna N. - Complete
    Second Chances by Syrus reviews
    Proof that the Doctor is perfectly capable of having a normal Christmas every once in a while. Donna/Ten
    Doctor Who - Rated: K - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,117 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 7 - Published: 11/28/2012 - 10th Doctor, Donna N. - Complete
    Always here for you by TennantDoctor reviews
    Donna can't sleep. Usually when that's the case, she goes and finds the Doctor to talk to him. But events from earlier on in the day have had a horrible effect on the Doctor. Slight Doc!Whump or Ill!Doc as I like to call it! with Donna/Doctor friendship! Please read, review but most of all, enjoy!
    Doctor Who - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 5 - Words: 4,146 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 11/19/2012 - Published: 9/12/2012 - 10th Doctor, Donna N. - Complete
    Hand in Hand by the-doctor's-ex-wife reviews
    The Doctor and Donna Noble visit an alien planet but things don't go as expected.
    Doctor Who - Rated: K - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,703 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 11 - Published: 10/26/2012 - 10th Doctor, Donna N. - Complete
    Junior's Toy by joey the ripper reviews
    q investigates the appearance of the Daleks in the Trek Universe, with his father busy in the Continuum and his mother unable to control him the omnipotent boy has some fun with his new toys. Nothing too violent but... Daleks, need I say more?
    Crossover - StarTrek: Voyager & Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Angst/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,697 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 10/24/2012 - Published: 6/9/2010 - Q Junior, Daleks
    The OodNoodleSphere by Kina Kalamari reviews
    The Doctor decides that Donna needs a break, and takes her for a relaxing meal at an exotic restaurant that serves only pasta... and a rather baffling selection of beverages. Oneshot.
    Doctor Who - Rated: K - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,929 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/14/2012 - 10th Doctor, Donna N. - Complete
    Noises Off by Basmathgirl reviews
    The Doctor realises that without the ruffles you can never appreciate the smooth.
    Doctor Who - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 478 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 6 - Published: 9/11/2012 - 10th Doctor, Donna N. - Complete
    Family Values by DhampyrX2 reviews
    Wednesday Addams is getting married. She wants her family to be there. Or at least the members that won't ruin the ceremony. And that includes a certain one-eyed carpenter. Will contain elements from the Addams family musicals, the New Addams Family TV show, and the movies. And maybe some 60's show references.
    Crossover - Buffy: The Vampire Slayer & Addams Family - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 7 - Words: 13,370 - Reviews: 80 - Favs: 417 - Follows: 444 - Updated: 7/29/2012 - Published: 6/14/2012 - Xander H., Wednesday A.
    Electric Phoenix by Shychick reviews
    After the events of 'Clash Reunion', Megavolt starts to see himself in a whole new light. Now he just wants nothing more than to lead a happy, normal life. But he knows that's far easier said than done. *CH. 15 UP*
    DarkWing Duck - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 38,302 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 7/28/2012 - Published: 1/14/2010 - Megavolt
    The Masked Avenger by joey the ripper reviews
    AU, the end of Darkly Dawns the Duck, What if Darkwing didn't survive? Gosalyn feels responsible for the loss of a hero, and realises that the city needs a replacement and soon, introducing The Masked Avenger, Gosalyn's going to fix things and fast!
    DarkWing Duck - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Crime - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,939 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 6/27/2012 - Published: 5/4/2011 - Gosalyn
    Bright Blue Love by LadyNobleSong reviews
    The Doctor takes Donna on a surprise journey on Christmas Eve. It triggers an unexpected development of their friendship. Rated M for suggestiveness. Doctor/Donna.
    Doctor Who - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,249 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 10 - Published: 5/1/2012 - [Donna N., 10th Doctor] - Complete
    NegaFamily by joey the ripper reviews
    Negaduck has family troubles, his daughter's becoming a criminal, and Lucy doesn't think that it's bad to be like her Dad after all she's Nega-Girl. But when things get too tough to handle will her Dad be there to save her? A dream I had. (Crime, violence, a tiny bit of gore, but nothing really graphic)
    DarkWing Duck - Rated: T - English - Family/Crime - Chapters: 20 - Words: 49,345 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 10/13/2011 - Published: 6/13/2011 - Slightly-Less-NegaDuck - Complete
    Genius by Snark-N-Moon reviews
    A Megavolt story that isn't a story and doesn't actually go anywhere. With a title pic that also leads to nowhere.
    DarkWing Duck - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,471 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/12/2011 - Megavolt - Complete
    Luminating Wattage by joey the ripper reviews
    What's a super villain to do when he meets someone like him in need? OOC OC. One night Megavolt meets a little girl that glows who needs his help. This is quite fluffy for me.
    DarkWing Duck - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Family - Chapters: 3 - Words: 7,217 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 10/12/2011 - Published: 10/9/2011 - Megavolt
    Living Antics1: Nega-Driving by joey the ripper reviews
    First in the "Living Antics Series"... It's time for NegaGosalyn to try get her license, will she pass? and how oh how will she learn to drive in a world like the Negaverse?
    DarkWing Duck - Rated: T - English - Family/Crime - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,475 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 9/9/2011 - Published: 8/30/2011 - NegaGosalyn, Slightly-Less-NegaDuck
    Frozen Hearts by The Assassin's Pen reviews
    He bent towards her neck and she tried to pull away, pressing herself into the rock. He skimmed his nose along her throat and inhaled deeply, stopping at her ear. "What are you afraid of, Pond? What will you do, now that you know monsters are real?" Discontinued, sorry
    Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Horror/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 5 - Words: 6,328 - Reviews: 82 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 96 - Updated: 9/9/2011 - Published: 4/20/2011 - Amelia P./Amy, 11th Doctor
    The Terror That Flaps by joey the ripper reviews
    A Halloween night at Hogwarts a costume party goes wrong when the Fearsome Five show up, who will save Hogwarts from them? Randomly from SAM. SO not going to finish.
    Crossover - Harry Potter & DarkWing Duck - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,001 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/8/2011 - Complete
    Embryonic, Rockabilly, Polkadotted Fighter Pilots by Ceiphied Knight reviews
    I can't summarize this story. There are simply not enough adjectives in existence. Originally written and published in 1998 on the DAFT mailing list.
    DarkWing Duck - Rated: K - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,862 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 9/2/2011 - Darkwing Duck - Complete
    The Service Lift of Death by firekid44 reviews
    Possibly one-shot. The Doctor ends up trapped during an invasion, with only one creature there for company. Slightly ridiculous.
    Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,360 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 6 - Published: 7/31/2011 - 10th Doctor, Daleks
    InProduction by EricaX reviews
    AU Everyone from DWD are actors who play their roles. Each week they go and shoot a new episode for the show. While filiming the "Time and Punishment" episode, Megavolt and Quackerjack have a tough time hiding their relationship from their nasty director
    DarkWing Duck - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 32,841 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 7/1/2011 - Published: 9/7/2009 - Quackerjack, Megavolt - Complete
    The Building Blocks of Good and Evil by Patricia de Lioncourt reviews
    When a demon sends Buffy Summers into another dimension, she finds herself in for a bit of a shock. St. Canard finds themselves with another hero to fight by Darkwing Duck's side... and Negaduck is determined to find the city her evil opposite. Nonship.
    Crossover - Buffy: The Vampire Slayer & DarkWing Duck - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Supernatural - Chapters: 20 - Words: 54,284 - Reviews: 100 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 4/8/2011 - Published: 11/30/2010 - Buffy S., Darkwing Duck - Complete
    Metalwing Duck by Phoenix Ride reviews
    Requested by VAPX007. Machines have taken over St.Canard and Darkwing is believed to be dead. But when the hero returns with a new transformation, and the aid of his friends and the Fearsome Five, will he defeat Omega Rex and save St.Canard? Find out!
    DarkWing Duck - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Suspense - Chapters: 11 - Words: 9,596 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 3/7/2011 - Published: 2/21/2011 - Darkwing Duck, Negaduck - Complete
    Darkwing Duck: The Untold Tales by Phoenix Ride reviews
    Just some episodes of Darkwing Duck I made up, including the never before told Darkwarrior Saga. Includes the Fearsome Five and many villians you've never seen. Please Read, Review, and Enjoy!
    DarkWing Duck - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Suspense - Chapters: 13 - Words: 24,159 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 2/19/2011 - Published: 8/2/2010 - Darkwing Duck
    The Terror of Twilight by Red Baron A.K.A. Crowley reviews
    Darkwing, Negaduck and Paddywhack are forced by various circumstances to read Twilight. How will they react? Anti-Twilight.
    Crossover - DarkWing Duck & Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,896 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 11/5/2010 - Published: 6/30/2010 - Darkwing Duck - Complete
    A Dash of Herb by justlookatthetime reviews
    It's more terrifying than Negaduck, stickier than sap, and nearly impossible for one mutant-plant-duck to get rid of. It's... The Door-To-Door Salesman! Rated T to be safe.
    DarkWing Duck - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 5 - Words: 23,550 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 11/4/2010 - Published: 7/31/2010 - Bushroot, Herb M. - Complete
    Rejuvination by Roaming Tigress reviews
    It had been several years since Negaduck had killed Bushroot . . . Or did he? Set after and conclusion to Prince of Darkness. Please R/R; chapter three gets a little heated XD
    DarkWing Duck - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 4 - Words: 6,353 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 10/27/2010 - Published: 7/13/2010 - Steelbeak, Bushroot
    The Spider Incursion by joey the ripper reviews
    Doctor Von Goosewing re-discovers his Mark 7 Shrinking and Miniaturising Ray whilst spring cleaning, he accidently switches off the safety, a spider gets super-sized and Goosewing realises the potential of this unforseen event, Duckula beware!
    Count Duckula - Rated: T - English - Horror/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,255 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 10/11/2010 - Published: 10/8/2010
    The Mask by RoseofSharon7 reviews
    Sometimes a mask hides more than just a face. One-shot
    DarkWing Duck - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 865 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/4/2010 - Darkwing Duck, Drake Mallard - Complete
    Secret Origins Epilogue by DhampyrX2 reviews
    Just how was Drake still alive to tell his "secret origin" to Gosaloid and Honkulon so many years into the future? This is my interpretation of what took place after the museum.
    DarkWing Duck - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 765 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/15/2010 - Drake Mallard - Complete
    Comfort in the Screams by Master Fedora reviews
    A look into the life of three. Short.
    DarkWing Duck - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 387 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Published: 7/14/2010 - Complete
    His Father's Son by Backseat Writer reviews
    What is a father? What is a son? Who determines where one ends and the other begins? Adam Matsuda is about to learn the past is sometimes hidden for a reason. Turtleverse Mix.
    Ninja Turtles - Rated: T - English - Family/Drama - Chapters: 8 - Words: 38,890 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 3/25/2010 - Published: 10/4/2008 - Splinter
    Tender Touches by EricaX reviews
    Bushroot finds an injured Darkwing out in the snow and decides to help him by taking him in from the cold. One sided Bushroot/Darkwing.
    DarkWing Duck - Rated: K - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,462 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 28 - Published: 12/27/2009 - Bushroot, Darkwing Duck - Complete
    The Sewer Santa by Backseat Writer reviews
    When times are tough, sometimes all we can give is a moment of happiness -even if we don't know who is receiving it. A Christmas Turtle Tot fic of sorts.
    Ninja Turtles - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,805 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/25/2009 - Complete
    Under Normal Circumstances by Mimi0204 reviews
    “The only reason people call me a super villain is because I have super powers. But there are some crimes I even wouldn’t commit."
    DarkWing Duck - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,036 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/3/2009 - Bushroot, Darkwing Duck - Complete
    Cadaver by blueglows reviews
    It was a yearly event for him. Every year he would steal one and take it home. Then he would take out his knife and his fun would begin.
    DarkWing Duck - Rated: T - English - Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 962 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 7 - Published: 10/24/2009 - Quackerjack, Bushroot - Complete
    I Heff Finally Done It! by SteffieMusings reviews
    Dr Von Goosewing had finally destroyed the foul fiend. But, there's a little something about Duckula that he hadn't found out until it was too late...
    Count Duckula - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 441 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 4 - Published: 10/1/2009 - Complete
    Vegetarian by SteffieMusings reviews
    There's a reason why Count Duckula became a vegetarian in his current life...
    Count Duckula - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 363 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/1/2009 - Complete
    Hexes&Vexes by Irual reviews
    Darkwing is accidentally cursed by Magica De Spell. Can Morgana and the Justice Ducks save our Hero or will he be doomed? And what Happens when Scrooge’s Money bin becomes the focal point of the Fearsome Five? Read and see
    DarkWing Duck - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 27 - Words: 228,008 - Reviews: 148 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 7/19/2009 - Published: 4/1/2008 - Complete
    YOU JUST DON’T GET IT by Sweet Leaf reviews
    Chapter 4 is up. Enjoy. Darkwing/Megavolt slash. It will get explicit. It has been too long since I posted...
    DarkWing Duck - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,701 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 5/24/2009 - Published: 2/24/2009 - Darkwing Duck, Megavolt
    A Spark of Hope by The-Darkness-In-The-Bright reviews
    How Bushroot sees the little redheaded girl always with Darkwing and his sidekick...none of these characters are mine! I only borrow them from Tad Stones and Disney for my stories!
    DarkWing Duck - Rated: K - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 710 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 17 - Published: 5/6/2009 - Bushroot, Gosalyn
    He Loves Too Much by Backseat Writer reviews
    And there it was, just for a brief moment, that flicker of pain in Raph’s eyes that ruined the mask and let Leo see the agony his brother was in beneath the façade. Oneshot.
    Ninja Turtles - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,824 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 139 - Follows: 9 - Published: 4/24/2009 - Leonardo, Raphael - Complete
    Splash in the Dark by Cheezey reviews
    A hot night leaves Bushroot thirsty, but a drink from Liquidator may be more than he bargained for. Bushroot/Liquidator, Slash
    DarkWing Duck - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,283 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 3 - Published: 4/16/2009 - Bushroot, Liquidator - Complete
    New start by Shadow Priesstes reviews nostalgic about the series Aaahh!Real Monster and this come out you can look at it as some sort of a preview-fic similar to one of my Black Cat fics...
    Aaahh!!! Real Monsters - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,136 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 3 - Published: 4/1/2009 - Complete
    Reunion by Brer Fox reviews
    Count Duckula is resurrected, but it's not a happy reunion for everyone, and is a sad farewell for others. One Shot.
    Count Duckula - Rated: K - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 836 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 10 - Published: 3/17/2009 - Complete
    Backseat Writer's Guide to Turtle Lovin' Logistics by Backseat Writer reviews
    The title says it all. Rated for safety.
    Ninja Turtles - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,434 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 5 - Published: 2/14/2009 - Complete
    The Foridden Love by joey the ripper reviews
    Oneshot Hogwarts Express scene: A Hermione/Draco pairing, that just can't be.
    Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 738 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 6 - Published: 1/4/2009 - [Hermione G., Draco M.] - Complete
    My Angel of Love by SteffieMusings reviews
    The Phantom of the Opera; with a Duckula twist.
    Count Duckula - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,326 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 12/2/2008 - Complete
    Of Gods by kateydidnt reviews
    Immediately post Journey's End. The Doctor has a very strange visitor in the TARDIS. Crossover with Star Trek: TNG
    Crossover - StarTrek: The Next Generation & Doctor Who - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 776 - Reviews: 62 - Favs: 69 - Follows: 67 - Published: 11/23/2008 - Q, 10th Doctor
    The Perfect Opportunity by time-converges reviews
    The Doctor has been wanting to do something for a long time. He senses the perfect opportunity. Doctor/Donna
    Doctor Who - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,161 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 3 - Published: 10/17/2008 - Donna N., 10th Doctor - Complete
    My Valentine Ghoul by SteffieMusings reviews
    Dr. Von Goosewing decided to invent a device that would destroy Count Duckula: make him fall so madly in love that he'd be helpless...
    Count Duckula - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,495 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 8 - Published: 9/1/2008 - Complete
    Mein Guilt by SteffieMusings reviews
    Duckula discovered the true reason why Dr. Von Goosewing believed that he's a dangerous vampire that needs to be destroyed. Could it be linked to Dr. Von Goosewing's assistant Heinrich?
    Count Duckula - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 4 - Words: 9,016 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 8 - Published: 8/2/2008 - Complete
    Morgana's Fancy by Irual reviews
    Warning this story contains sexual activity between a married male and female character. This is a oneshot AU that my other stories will eventually get to I hope. So probable spoilers for continuity. If this is too racy I'll change it please no flames R&R
    DarkWing Duck - Rated: M - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,653 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 4 - Published: 7/6/2008 - Darkwing Duck, Morgana M. - Complete
    Coffee Cups and Late Night Talks by Sanru reviews
    Sequel to Tech Support: Woe is Donnie. He's the acting 'leader' while Leo is trainning in South America and now has to deal with a girl who is hell bent on making his life even worst. Or is she actually trying to help in her own psychotic way?
    Ninja Turtles - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 6 - Words: 16,433 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 37 - Updated: 7/3/2008 - Published: 3/7/2008 - Donatello
    Simon & Theodore in: Twisted Tuesday by Kyrio reviews
    Alvin is out, Simon is busy and Theodore is bored out of his mind. But when Simon's mind reading experiment goes wrong, the two brothers will discover a deeper understanding of one another they never expected. More info in profile.
    Alvin and the chipmunks - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,259 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/30/2008 - Complete
    It's Just a Scratch by MissHaunted-MoonLight reviews
    ‘It’s just a scratch,’ he says. Too bad his blood red eyes say different. The Doctor’s becoming a vampire, and Martha’s life is in danger yet again.
    Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Horror/Angst - Chapters: 12 - Words: 33,984 - Reviews: 170 - Favs: 117 - Follows: 30 - Updated: 6/27/2007 - Published: 5/25/2007 - 10th Doctor, Martha J. - Complete
    Muppet Trek by Me reviews
    Kirk, Spock, and McCoy find themselves on the Muppet Show in place of their actors, thanks to some transporter mixup.
    Crossover - StarTrek: The Original Series & Muppet Show - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,352 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 3 - Published: 10/16/2006 - Complete
    Roots Of Revenge by icequeenkitty reviews
    Darkwing's Universe as a darker and scarier place, The origin of Bushroot, his ties to Taurus Bulba, and Darkwing's meeting with Gosalyn as concocted by my demented writer's imagination. Murder is only the beginning. AU Complete!
    DarkWing Duck - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 14 - Words: 31,410 - Reviews: 78 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 1/6/2006 - Published: 5/15/2004 - Complete
    High Voltage by PhantomPhan reviews
    When Darkwing and Megavolt find their lives literally hanging in the balance, they decide to take a trip down memory lane...
    DarkWing Duck - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 9,499 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 7/30/2004 - Published: 7/10/2004 - Complete
    She Don't Know She's Beautiful by gosalyngirl reviews
    A good father-daughter fanfic. Gosalyn has a horrible breakup with a boy. Rated PG-13 for slight language use. Please read!
    DarkWing Duck - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,803 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 8 - Published: 8/17/2003
    A Whole New Life by gosalyngirl reviews
    After nine long years he's found her....Darkwing's found his daughter
    DarkWing Duck - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,830 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/21/2003
    Galaxy of Hurt by Mimi0204 reviews
    Cowritten with Nightw2. Ok, so it took me a long time to finish putting this fic up. But it IS finished! So please read? PLEASE R&R!
    DarkWing Duck - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 13 - Words: 13,361 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 1 - Updated: 1/14/2002 - Published: 11/3/2001 - Complete
    Megavolt Meets Someone Cool by The Lauderdale reviews
    Scared by the title? As well you should be. 8) My first three readers thought I'd lost my mind. Yes, all three of them.
    DarkWing Duck - Rated: K - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,087 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 6 - Published: 9/4/2001 - Megavolt, Darkwing Duck - Complete
    Why Did The Chicken Cross The Road? DWstyle by The Lauderdale reviews
    I wasn't going to post this, but it turned out better than I thought it would. DW cast members tangle with the ultimate question....
    DarkWing Duck - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 950 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 7 - Published: 7/11/2001 - Complete
    The Wizard of Odd by NeitherSparky reviews
    Torpedo dreams herself as Dorothy and visits the Land of Oz.
    DarkWing Duck - Rated: K - English - Humor/Fantasy - Chapters: 7 - Words: 14,792 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Published: 7/3/2001 - Complete
    Branching Out by The Lauderdale reviews
    Now that the criminal formerly known as the Strip-Mall Mall-Stripper has been reinvented as The Voice, Darkwing finds himself facing a new, vocally-powered supervillain whose crimes are escalating. 2nd in The Voice Quartet.
    DarkWing Duck - Rated: K - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,892 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/10/2001 - Darkwing Duck, Megavolt - Complete
    A Fight At The Opera by The Lauderdale reviews
    When Megavolt returns to the lighthouse at Beaker's Point, he is startled to meet an intruder. Then everyone goes to the opera. 3rd in The Voice Quartet.
    DarkWing Duck - Rated: K - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,918 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/10/2001 - Megavolt, Darkwing Duck - Complete
    Bugs Running and Daffy 'Deck by Me reviews
    The latest holodeck mishaps are too wacky to believe. But what's the cause? A Duck Amuck story, if you know what I mean. If you don't now, you will. :-
    StarTrek: Voyager - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,404 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 2 - Published: 3/3/2000 - Complete
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    Dark Duck 10 - The Greatest Heist There Never Was reviews
    Steelbeak has to make a comeback and he finds help from a very unlikely source. Launchpad has a super busy week and The Quiverwing Quack steps up to save the day.
    DarkWing Duck - Rated: T - English - Horror/Family - Chapters: 14 - Words: 25,865 - Reviews: 6 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 11/4/2017 - Published: 11/8/2015 - J. Gander H., Steelbeak
    Dark Duck 19: Gosalyn Mallard Returns to Zombie Acres reviews
    Gosalyn is rewriting a recent Darkwing Duck case for her English assignment. What case does she pick? Of course, it's the Case of the Nutty Necromancer. A total creature-feature with a rotating guest list including demons, vampires, zombies, Morgana's family and will someone please give Negaduck a weapon. Adventure/Horror/Humour/Family
    DarkWing Duck - Rated: T - English - Humor/Horror - Chapters: 10 - Words: 16,703 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 10/28/2017 - Published: 8/18/2014 - Darkwing Duck, Drake Mallard, Gosalyn
    TMNT - Invasion of the Demons reviews
    Raph is a single dad in a world gone apocalyptic. Who's behind the invasion and what does it have to do with the paranoid voice in Leo's head? How is Don going to stop the portals safely when his brothers are scattered across Manhattan? Is Mikey's sanity the final casualty? A Ninja rat baby-sits three hungry toddler turtle-dragons, knowing the enemy must slip up soon...
    Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles - Rated: T - English - Family/Supernatural - Chapters: 18 - Words: 37,645 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 5/6/2017 - Published: 9/3/2015 - Leonardo, Michelangelo, Raphael, Donatello
    Dark Duck 07: FOWLed reviews
    Steelbeak, in the middle of trying to create vampire eggmen for F.O.W.L., accidentally turns Darkwing Duck into a vampire. Now Darkwing has to make the daunting effort to relearn all his tricks in time to stop the F.O.W.L. vampire threat from spreading. Just to make matters worse, some crazy slayer shows up out to prove DW is a vampire to everyone...
    DarkWing Duck - Rated: T - English - Horror/Family - Chapters: 9 - Words: 16,390 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 4/22/2017 - Published: 8/6/2010 - Darkwing Duck, Drake Mallard, Gosalyn, Steelbeak
    TMNT - Turtlephobia: A Guide reviews
    On how a perfectly normal set of turtle brothers were divided and why city dragons are totally a thing.
    Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles - Rated: T - English - Family/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 5 - Words: 7,872 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Updated: 8/26/2016 - Published: 3/25/2016
    Dark Duck 24: Return of the Mad Plant Scientist reviews
    Happy New Year: Doctor Reginald Bushroot usually does his best to mind his own business and not make much trouble. On the other hand, he helps his friends regardless of what trouble they want to get up to. But Darkwing Duck is a vampire, so what does that mean for our ecologically hybrid companion?
    DarkWing Duck - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 6 - Words: 8,673 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 8/6/2016 - Published: 1/10/2015 - Bushroot, Quackerjack, Megavolt
    A DW Let's Get Dangerous reviews
    A series of one-shots: One night, Drake snr stepped into a burning building to rescue in need citizens and didn't walk back out. This story isn't about him but rather of who he left behind ...
    DarkWing Duck - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Drama - Chapters: 7 - Words: 17,479 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 7/24/2016 - Published: 1/21/2011 - Drake Mallard, Megavolt - Complete
    Dark Duck Y2: An Ace in Wonderland reviews
    Game for anything but another dull and boringly Normal weekend, J Gander Hooter accepts an invitation to a dinner-party at the Mallard's place thinking to help Drake out with a problem case he's having. But who else does Drake invite over as well? More children, of course. With an accidental sprinkle of fairy dust the resident family's imaginations take a very realistic turn.
    DarkWing Duck - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 16 - Words: 31,519 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 10/31/2015 - Published: 8/4/2014 - Drake Mallard, Gosalyn, Honker M., J. Gander H. - Complete
    Dark Duck X3: Continuum Conundrum reviews
    Take a trip through the multiverse with a few Darkwing Ducks. DWs start switching uncontrollably between AUs with some scary results. Warning for violence. ALL NEW UPDATES COMING SOON!
    DarkWing Duck - Rated: T - English - Horror/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 24 - Words: 38,475 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 2/13/2015 - Published: 3/8/2011 - Darkwing Duck, Gosalyn
    Dark Duck 03: Love Forever After reviews
    "So who is he?" Darkwing asked. "The suspect is Drake Mallard." Hooter replied. After so many years, his father's killer has finally struck again. Can Darkwing get to the killer, or will Grizlykoff get to Drake Mallard? The mystery has to take a back seat, because if Drake Mallard is dead, Darkwing Duck won't be solving any mysteries ... ever again. COMPLETE. Happy Valentines.
    DarkWing Duck - Rated: T - English - Horror/Crime - Chapters: 23 - Words: 40,374 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 2/6/2015 - Published: 12/10/2010 - Darkwing Duck, Drake Mallard - Complete
    Negaduck Y1: Queen of the Negaverse reviews
    An older Negaduck fakes his own death to escape from Hooter and Bushroot in the Negaverse. He ends up in a pink world where the Negaverse is a script and all the people just actors. Before he can escape and get back home to his 17 yr old daughter, Negaduck has to unravel the very fabric of the so-called reality around him. M-Rated for Let's Play content. *Complete* Happy New Year!
    DarkWing Duck - Rated: M - English - Mystery/Horror - Chapters: 15 - Words: 27,244 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 1 - Updated: 1/9/2015 - Published: 9/2/2014 - Darkwing Duck, Negaduck - Complete
    ZDW Phantom Duck reviews
    GRIM OOC AU ETC. Negaduck, Darkwing Duck, Launchpad and Director Hooter are finished. SHUSH is also gone. It's 4 years on, and what has become of everyone? Warning: VIOLENT graphics in chapter 1.
    DarkWing Duck - Rated: T - English - Drama/Tragedy - Chapters: 24 - Words: 38,341 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 8/29/2014 - Published: 10/4/2010 - Darkwing Duck, Negaduck
    A Looney Tunes Double Feature reviews
    While Junior Wizard Daffy Duck goes to Hogducks, Bugs Bunny Jedi Knight goes on a mission to help Princess Kit Walker (as played by Penelope Pussycat) and Captain Sylvester. Circumstances soon bring these two plots together in an action-packed climax. Support characters also include Marvin the Martian, Elmer, Sylvester, Wile E, Speedy, Tweety, Witch Hazel, Tina Russo & Pepe Le Pew.
    Looney Tunes - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,044 - Reviews: 2 - Updated: 8/29/2014 - Published: 8/2/2014 - Bugs Bunny, Daffy Duck, Porky Pig, Penelope Pussycat
    Dark Duck Y1: Left Wing reviews
    A long story due to fluff content. Welcome to the complicated world of 17 year old Gosalyn Mallard. Freelance crimefighter, long-term casual S.H.U.S.H. operative, school student and absentee big sister/daughter/best friend. After The Quiverwing Quack loses a fight against F.O.W.L., Gosalyn wakes up to find her toughest challenge lies directly ahead of her. COMPLETE with prologue.
    DarkWing Duck - Rated: T - English - Family/Mystery - Chapters: 91 - Words: 141,916 - Reviews: 99 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 8/15/2014 - Published: 8/15/2011 - Drake Mallard, Gosalyn, Grizzlikof, Steelbeak - Complete
    VVCD The Turning Alternate 1 reviews
    Expect all new twists as the denizens of that dreaded castle return to your screen! Will Igor get his master to drink blood at last? Will Goosewing finally get the foul fiend? Will Count Duckula finally grow up and get the life he wants to lead? COMPLETE
    Count Duckula - Rated: T - English - Horror/Fantasy - Chapters: 19 - Words: 29,943 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 8/8/2014 - Published: 1/26/2012 - Complete
    DW - One Synapse Sparking reviews
    Slightly Cyberpunked AU set about two generations into the future. Honker is working as an understudy for Doctor Bellum at S.H.U.S.H. and he doesn't know what Gosalyn is up to since she dropped out of high school. Now Gosalyn has recently lost her dad and the bad guy is scheduling a comeback. This Metalwing Origin Story is about the hope that people look for after tragedy strikes.
    DarkWing Duck - Rated: K+ - English - Sci-Fi/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 4 - Words: 8,232 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 1 - Updated: 8/2/2014 - Published: 8/1/2014 - Gosalyn, Honker M., Dr. S. Bellum - Complete
    10thD They Don't Need Air reviews
    Ep02: Donna's first real bit of flying lands the Tardis on a spaceship where the crew are actually happy to meet them. Could there be anything more suspicious about these aliens than that? With so many important races in the universe the Doctor can't quite remember this lot ... and why didn't anyone warn him about the ... rats? Fun/Friendship/Adventure/Science Fiction. COMPLETE
    Doctor Who - Rated: K+ - English - Sci-Fi/Friendship - Chapters: 14 - Words: 19,018 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 7/26/2014 - Published: 12/15/2013 - 10th Doctor, Donna N., Cyberman - Complete
    Cosmoduck: 001101100 Things to Do in Space Dock reviews
    Ep 02: DWD X ST AU. Hmm ... The title seems fairly self explanatory here ... Oh, this is the staple Darkwing Duck characters as the crew on a Star Ship. I love these characters and I love the Star Trek universe so I hope you enjoy it too!
    Crossover - StarTrek: Other & DarkWing Duck - Rated: K+ - English - Sci-Fi/Adventure - Chapters: 4 - Words: 9,534 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 7/23/2014 - Published: 10/16/2011
    Daffy Duck the Hero? reviews
    As one day of Merrie Melodies merges into the next of Acme Acres another 20 years of reruns has passed and the accident prone slightly manic Daffy Duck can't let go of his ancient script book. When Bugs Bunny gets erased a desperate Daffy finds a Disney artist to redraw his best pal and worst enemy. Yes, Bugs Bunny is back, but ... COMPLETED
    Crossover - Looney Tunes & Disney - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 15,379 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 7/8/2014 - Published: 9/4/2010 - Bugs Bunny, Daffy Duck - Complete
    10thD It Doesn't End There reviews
    Ep01: Someone out there is looking for a 'Time Lord' and their attention turns to Donna Noble. Meanwhile the Doctor needs someone whose song has ended. Can a new song take its place? Two people who deserve something a bit better get thrown into a very simple story. Minor swearing ... because she does. This is a Fix-It for Journey's End and an AU for The End of Time. COMPLETE.
    Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Friendship - Chapters: 9 - Words: 13,966 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 11/30/2013 - Published: 4/16/2013 - 10th Doctor, Donna N. - Complete
    Dark Duck 13: Tricks With Mirrors reviews
    Feeling the keenness of his own mortality Megavolt turns away from his life of crime while Darkwing takes a nasty hit from a new supervillain with pig-sized supanova powers. Halloween is fast approaching, Megavolt lands himself a stormy girlfriend and an infuriated Negaduck tries to break them up.
    DarkWing Duck - Rated: T - English - Horror/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 20 - Words: 34,949 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 2/15/2013 - Published: 9/3/2010 - Darkwing Duck, Megavolt
    Dark Duck 22: From This Angle reviews
    A short pre-Christmas story. Moloculo discovers something new about Darkwing: he's now a vampire. Horrified at the double discovery of their engagement, Moloculo casts a spell so that Morgana can literally see Dark for what he really is. Now it's up to the people in his life to get Darkwing Duck back to his regular self again.
    DarkWing Duck - Rated: T - English - Horror/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 8,621 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 7/8/2012 - Published: 8/14/2010 - Darkwing Duck, Morgana M. - Complete
    Dark Duck 15: Halloween Mystery reviews
    When a vampire wakes up without a memory, it's nice to know there are people out there who care enough ... to stop him. Here's a favourite old Sci-fi/fantasy classic short story idea ... with a VAPX007 vampire twist. COMPLETE Mystery/horror/humour
    DarkWing Duck - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Horror - Chapters: 9 - Words: 12,655 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 12/7/2011 - Published: 11/8/2011 - Complete
    TOS Switch reviews
    Here's a quick study into what it takes to confuse both Doctor McCoy and Commander Spock at the same time. There's an alien incursion onto the Enterprise and life transference body switches ensue between a couple key personnel. And Kirk gets a headache. This is an old scrapping of mine.
    StarTrek: The Original Series - Rated: K - English - Sci-Fi/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,877 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 3 - Published: 9/26/2011 - Complete
    VVCD The Turning reviews
    OOC AU A bunch of episodes about a young, jaded semi-vegetarian vampire Count Duckula and his various battles. R&R Requested. Warning: I kill things.
    Count Duckula - Rated: T - English - Horror/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 8 - Words: 13,258 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 9/25/2011 - Published: 8/27/2010
    Dark Duck X1: Just a Nightmare reviews
    Negaduck has a little trouble waking up ... Teensy bit of M rated stuff but nothing unusual for this forum. Set three and a bit years into the future. *Complete*
    DarkWing Duck - Rated: M - English - Humor/Horror - Chapters: 6 - Words: 20,056 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 4/8/2011 - Published: 1/29/2011 - Negaduck, Darkwing Duck - Complete
    Dark Duck 05: Wisteria reviews
    Reginald stared at the fateful transmitter invention, sitting on the trolley opposite him in the kitchenette. Not for one second had he guessed such a result was possible. How could life be so unfair? Bushroot's POV only. *COMPLETE* Happy Valentines!
    DarkWing Duck - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Friendship - Chapters: 9 - Words: 15,731 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 4 - Updated: 2/2/2011 - Published: 1/7/2011 - Bushroot, Darkwing Duck - Complete
    TC Brothers reviews
    OOC Simon gets fatally injured and only Alvin can help him. T rated but please be warned of some realistic violence and some less realistic Vampire content. Based on the old TV show.
    Alvin and the chipmunks - Rated: T - English - Horror/Family - Chapters: 8 - Words: 9,347 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 1/21/2011 - Published: 9/14/2010 - Simon S., Alvin S. - Complete
    Dark Duck 01: The Vampires of St Canard reviews
    The terror that flaps in the night investigates the terror that stalks the night. This seems a bit too dangerous, even for DW. But just you try telling him that! Warning: violence. Please review any advice, this is my first fanfic.
    DarkWing Duck - Rated: T - English - Horror/Adventure - Chapters: 9 - Words: 12,783 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 11/5/2010 - Published: 7/25/2010 - Darkwing Duck, Drake Mallard - Complete
    Cosmoduck: To Boldly Go Where No Duck Has Gone B4 reviews
    Ep 01: DWD x ST. With Cameo! The USS St Canard crew are brand new at this tour of duty, and bored out of their brains with their patrol of empty space, so they go find some Klingons to play with. DW/MM, S/GM - This is my first crossover, it gets better as it goes along.
    Crossover - StarTrek: Other & DarkWing Duck - Rated: K - English - Humor/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 5 - Words: 4,913 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 9/4/2010 - Published: 8/29/2010 - Complete
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