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Joined 07-22-10, id: 2459550, Profile Updated: 12-19-11
Author has written 6 stories for Lord of the Rings, Chronicles of Narnia, Harry Potter, and Star Trek: 2009.

Hey, what's up?! I'm jasperluv1843. I'm kind of A.D.D., so inspiration is something that flutters in my brain, not sticks in one area until I'm finished, so I might post one chapter of a story I want to do 500 chapters for, lose the inspiration, and not touch the story for like, a year. Or more. Just warning you. Also, my older brother just got an account on here, he'll be publishing his *massive* Star Wars story, which sounds like it's gonna be incredible. I have him favorited, his name is Kedefrodai on here. Go check him out!

If you'd like to add me, I'm on Skype: jasper.love.1843
Just write a little msg on there saying you saw this on FF and I'll add you. =3

I'm into THEATER AND ART, so I MUST be a homosexual.
I'm a VIRGIN, so I MUST be a prude.
I'm BI, so I MUST think every girl I see is hot.
I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly or crazy.
I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth.
I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive.
I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash.
I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch.
I'm OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST have a problem with self control.
I'm WICCAN, so I MUST be a devil-worshipping baby killer.
I SUCK MY OWN BLOOD FROM WOUNDS, so I MUST have a vampire fetish.
I'm a GOOD LIAR, so I MUST be an actor/actress.
I'm a BLACK BELT, so I MUST always want to kiss someone's ass.
I'm a FEMALE BLACK BELT, so I MUST be a lesbian.
I LIKE TO BE MYSELF, so I MUST be cocky and arrogant.
I'm FRENCH, so I MUST be homosexual.
I'm a BOHEMIAN, so I MUST be a lazy drug addict.
I LOVE ANIMALS, so I MUST be a vegetarian
I'm a TREEHUGGER, so I MUST be a drug-addicted hippie.
I'm INTO JIMI HENDRIX, so I MUST be on drugs.
I'm a MUSICIAN, so I MUST not be doing anything with my life.
I have GOOD GRADES, so I MUST be a nerd or suck-up.
I have GREEN SKIN, so I MUST be a wicked witch.
I'm DIFFERENT, so I MUST just want attention.
I'm an ACTOR/ACTRESS, so I MUST be mean.

I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a stupid ditz.
I HAVE A LOT OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be dating them all.
I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS.
I'm ASIAN, so I MUST love math.
I'm BLACK, so I MUST be on welfare.
I'm PUNK, so I MUST slit my wrists.
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob.
I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist.
I'm IRISH, so I MUST be an alcoholic.
I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore with a jock boyfriend.
I'm a JEW, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm a CHRISTIAN, so I MUST hear crazy God voices in my head.
I'm AMERICAN, so I MUST be an overweight pig with no boundaries.
I'm a GIRL, so I MUST suck at all guy sports.
I like CATS, so I MUST dance like a cat in my spare time.
I SPEAK GERMAN, so I MUST be a psycho Nazi.
I'm IN BAND, so I MUST be a geek.
I'm a TEENAGER, so I MUST be rebellious.
I'm NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser.
I DON'T HAVE A RELIGION, so I MUST not have morals.
I'm an OVER 16 YEAR OLD TEEN MALE signed with DISNEY, so I MUST be a GAY, CHILDISH FAG.
I'm a DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible.
I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay.
I'm a DANCER, so I MUST be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.
I'm ALWAYS SMILING AND LAUGHING, so I MUST have a great life.
I'm a TEEN GIRL who likes to HAVE GOOD NATURED FUN with my FRIENDS, so I MUST be a WHORE, SLUT, and a LESBIAN.
I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS, so I MUST be looking for attention.
I HANG OUT WITH GAYS, so I MUST be gay too.
I COPIED AND PASTED THIS INTO MY PROFILE, so I MUST be a plagiarist.
I like to READ, so I MUST be a nerd.
I FROWN a lot, so I MUST be a nerd.
I get BAD GRADES, so I MUST be a slacker who doesn't try.
I'm a KOREAN, so I MUST hate all Japanese.
I'm a HANNAH MONTANA FAN, so I MUST be childish and immature.
I'm POLITE to TEACHERS, so I MUST be a teacher's pet.
I'm a TEENAGER who still likes the DISNEY CHANNEL, so I MUST be immature and childish.
I'm FEMALE, so I MUST have long hair.
I have CURLY HAIR, so I MUST strive for it to be straight and break brushes in it every day.

I don't care if you're diseased with an incurable sickness, everybody deserves a chance.
I don't care if you're ugly or pretty, everybody has flaws.
I don't care if you're black or white, everybody has the same capabilities.
I don't care if you're weird, everybody needs to change.
I don't care if you're rich or poor, everybody needs warmth.
I don't care if you're different, everybody is.

Stories I've finished:

Alice in Midde Earth: The Fellowship of the Ring
1/3. A young girl named Alice Dawn travels to Middle Earth entirely on accident, where she becomes the 10th Walker, and learns strange things about herself, and why she is here. Legolas/Boromir/OC triangle. Rated for mature themes and language.
Yeah, I know it's been done a lot, but this is the first in a series of stories where young Miss Alice goes through several famous books/movies. I just finished this one.

Alice in Midde Earth: The Two Towers
2/3. The Fellowship has divided. Boromir and Gandalf are dead. Frodo and Sam have disappeared, and Merry and Pippin have been kidnapped by vicious Orcs! What's a 21st century, 23-year-old girl to do? Why, save them, of course!

Alice in Middle Earth: The Return of the King
3/3. Alice races for Osgiliath in an effort to save Frodo. The Battle for Middle Earth looms dangerously overhead, waiting to see what lives it will claim in this last chance for freedom and survival. Rated for mature themes, and language.

Stories I'm working on currently:

Alice in Narnia
1/1. Alice in her next adventure! She travels through time and reality where she must help the Pevensie family through their troubles in the great war for Narnia! Rated for language, mature themes, and safety. Will be books and movies. Mostly books.

Queen of the Damned
Demetra Elixir, 11-years-old, pure-blood witch, scarred by Lord Voldemort in an unusual way, soon-to-be student at Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry. DracoOC, rated for language, child abuse, alcohol use, and mature themes.

My future stories (in no particular order):

Alice in the Republic
Scary times await young Alice, as she now traverses through the Galactic Republic, when it's in the time of it's greatest need, the CLONE WARS!
Something totally new and unexpected, now she has to deal with sci-fi stuff that is totally different than what she's used to. I would totally love to do either this or 'The First Wizarding War' after I get done with Narnia. We'll see, though... I'll put up a poll. XD

Alice in Hogwarts: The First Wizarding War
15 years before Harry Potter arrives at the School for Witches and Wizards, a ten-year-old, American girl arrives at Diagon Alley, having no idea where she is, where she comes from, or even who she is. The only evidence she carries of her former existence is her iPod and a State of Louisiana ID Card, baring the name Alice Dawn. While Headmaster Dumbledore attempts to help her unveil her past, she must try and fit in among the students, meeting fellow first-years James Potter, Severus Snape, Sirius Black, and Lily Evans.

Alice in Forks
What horror! No more Jedi, no more Rangers, not even any evil Ice Queens! Now Alice must face her greatest challenge yet: Vampires.
Trying to get a bit of flavor for everyone. Thought I'd hit Twilight while I was at it.

Alice in the New Republic
Finding herself back in the throws of the Jedi Order, Alice discovers much has changed since her last visit. The CLONE WARS have ended, and instead, a great upheaval has greatly changed the Galaxy. Now, she must aid the son of an old friend, Luke Skywalker, as he tries to maintain order.

Alice in Hogwarts: The Return
Fifteen years have gone by since Alice left during her fourth year at Hogwarts, and much has changed. Including herself. Though most of her friends are dead, the exception now being a Professor, she must finish her education at the Wizarding school, discover what has happened since the last time she was here; and figure out what is up with that strange boy who looks oddly like James, but has a funny scar on his forehead.*

I have a few more I might do. These are just the ones I know I *can* do, because I own the movies, books, or whatever other medium I'm going to use. I'll have to buy/find online the other stories I want to do. I'll put those up as I find the material.

*May or may not do this one... I'll probably put up a poll for it or something, hahaha.

Alice's dress in 'Alice in Middle Earth: The Fellowship of the Ring', chapter 14:

Alice's dress in 'Alice in Middle Earth: The Return of the King', chapter 2:

Form for extra 'Alice' characters:

Name:
Nickname:
Race/House (example: Vulcan, Rohirrim/Gryffindor, Hufflepuff):
Skin color (reason: Telling me what House your OC is in doesn't tell me if they're white or beige):
Position (opt, for Star Trek):
Age:
Height:
Weight:
Hair color:
Hair style:
Eye color:
Clothing (give me several outfits, links preferred, so that I can switch it up, unless it's for a Star Trek officer or Hogwarts student):
Weapon(s) (try and limit this to two or three):
Personality (at least 1 paragraph, (define: paragraph, a part of speech that is at least five sentences)):
History (at least 2 paragraphs for anything other than Star Trek or Harry Potter, in which case the limit is at least 1 paragraph):

This form is subject to change. Be prepared to receive a PM regarding the changes. If you do not wish to receive a PM, do not submit a form. Thank you.

THE POLL FOR MY NEXT STORY IS CLOSED. NARNIA WINS!!

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Road To Rohan by AlmaGemela reviews
Rem swallowed, a tremble shivering through her limbs. Goosebumps were blossoming across her skin, and deep down she knew it had little to do with the chilly water... Girl falls into Middle Earth with a twist: she hates Legolas and wants to leave
Lord of the Rings - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 29 - Words: 148,604 - Reviews: 871 - Favs: 653 - Follows: 736 - Updated: 11/22/2014 - Published: 1/7/2009 - Legolas
Dalton by CP Coulter reviews
Post-Furt: Spinning off from Glee, Kurt begins an entirely new chapter in his life at Dalton Academy for Boys. Blaine, Wes, David and the boys of Windsor House make his life, for better or worse, far more eventful than he imagined.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 28 - Words: 450,940 - Reviews: 7724 - Favs: 8,162 - Follows: 7,701 - Updated: 4/13/2014 - Published: 11/29/2010 - Kurt H., Dalton Academy Warblers
Blush of Youth by SageK reviews
Professor X, Magneto and Mystique get de-aged to before the whole Shaw/Cuba debacle. The modern X-men have to cope.
X-Men: The Movie - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 7 - Words: 12,613 - Reviews: 365 - Favs: 478 - Follows: 737 - Updated: 10/17/2011 - Published: 6/10/2011 - Erik L./Magneto, Charles Xavier/Professor X
On the Eve by ladychewbacca reviews
X-Men: First Class canon! Before he meets Charles, Erik is not alone . . . The narrative style may change and there might be a possible Charles/OC! ENJOY!
X-Men: The Movie - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 19 - Words: 26,183 - Reviews: 137 - Favs: 134 - Follows: 199 - Updated: 9/25/2011 - Published: 6/9/2011 - Erik L./Magneto, Charles Xavier/Professor X
Elysium by calligraphied reviews
We as pariahs must learn pain, to suffer it with dignity, as it is written in our stars. Charles/OC; X-Men: First Class. HIATUS.
X-Men: The Movie - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 20,726 - Reviews: 92 - Favs: 85 - Follows: 111 - Updated: 6/21/2011 - Published: 6/4/2011 - Charles Xavier/Professor X, Erik L./Magneto
He Will Be Loved by The Purple Tigress reviews
Zexion has it hard at home and Demyx is homeless on the streets. How can these two help eachother to help themselves? Rated T now, might change to M later. AU Zemyx
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 10 - Words: 21,799 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 6/15/2010 - Published: 6/8/2010 - Demyx, Zexion - Complete
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The Newest of Realities reviews
Jennifer Tabitha Kirk, 4-years-old when her father dies on the U.S.S. Kelvin. Now she must live her life with the consequences. McCoy/Bones/OC, SpockOC friendship, Chulu, Kirk/Chapel, Spock/Nyota. Rated for language and lemon/smut in later chapters.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 11,005 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 60 - Updated: 1/16/2012 - Published: 1/11/2012 - L. McCoy/Bones, J. Kirk
Queen of the Damned reviews
Demetra Elixir, 11-years-old, pure-blood witch, scarred by Lord Voldemort in an unusual way, soon-to-be student at Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry, and not your typical Slytherin. DracoOC, rated for language, child abuse, alcohol use.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 43,642 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 1/12/2012 - Published: 11/29/2011 - Draco M., OC
Alice in Narnia reviews
1/1. Alice in her next adventure! She travels through time and reality where she must help the Pevensie family through their troubles in the great war for Narnia! Rated for language, mature themes, and safety. LW&W, book/movie. On hiatus.
Chronicles of Narnia - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,487 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 11/29/2011 - Published: 9/12/2011
Alice in Middle Earth: The Return of the King reviews
3/3. Alice races for Osgiliath in an effort to save Frodo. The Battle for Middle Earth looms dangerously overhead, waiting to see what lives it will claim in this last chance for freedom and survival. Rated for mature themes, and language.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: M - English - Supernatural/Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 12,158 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 9/6/2011 - Published: 8/20/2011 - Legolas, Faramir - Complete
Alice in Middle Earth: The Two Towers reviews
2/3. The Fellowship has divided. Boromir and Gandalf are dead. Frodo and Sam have disappeared, and Merry and Pippin have been kidnapped by vicious Orcs! What's a 21st century, 23-year-old girl to do? Why, save them, of course!
Lord of the Rings - Rated: M - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 8 - Words: 33,033 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 8/19/2011 - Published: 8/10/2011 - Legolas, Aragorn - Complete
Alice in Middle Earth: The Fellowship of the Ring reviews
1/3. A young girl named Alice Dawn travels to Middle Earth entirely on accident, where she becomes the 10th Walker, and learns strange things about herself, and why she is here. Legolas/Boromir/OC triangle. Rated for mature themes and language.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: M - English - Drama/Supernatural - Chapters: 17 - Words: 69,108 - Reviews: 63 - Favs: 89 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 8/10/2011 - Published: 7/12/2011 - Legolas, Boromir - Complete