Adolph Hitler travels back in time and meets a man who will change his life forever.

Craig lives in a self-created bubble crafted out of irritation with most people and enough imagination to keep him busy. Then he gets a job, one thing leads to another, and well…you know what eventually happens to a bubble. SLASH CraigTweek

Naruto just wanted to live his life. But fate has other plans for him. Alpha/Beta/Omega trope SasuNaru Naruto sat on his wedding bed, trembling and with his eyesight blurry, wondering when, if ever, he would find some happiness in his life. He was having trouble breathing, almost hyperventilating in fear.

**UPDATE: I'VE SOLD MY BOOK. CHECK CH 41 FOR DETAILS** The love never left them that day six years ago when their hands parted, nor did the trust. But hearts are broken, lies are told. Can Chihiro and Haku join together with loyalty, friendship, and love to fight a mate?

The year was 2235, and Vampires ruled the world. Every year, my town sent 36 people to the Vampires to ensure our survival. This year my name was picked. Instead of dying, I ended up being in the custody of the original vampire and being treated as some sort of blood slave. What a way to live. Currently under revisions, chapters, My King and prior chapters finished. Not on Hiatus.

In this day and age almost all creatures have been wiped to the brink of extinction. As a result the once wild creatures were tamed and were put into breeding programs. A new species was uncovered in the Rocky Mountains. Arthur moved from England to work at the ENAZ. As a result he gets put in charge of this untamable beast. What happens when the two collide. Beast!Alfred/Arthur

Arthur is a marine biologist that moved from London three months ago. While excavating a isolated beach in Flordia his team come across a unknown creature and it is brought to the lab for analysis, but things are not as they seem. Legends becomes facts and Arthur's life takes a drastic turn. Contains yaoi, experiments, M-preg and maybe a few other things later on.

When Cartman and Kenny accidentally turned into babies and Kyle and Stan have to be "Parents" for a week while their families come home from a cruise, can Cartman and Kenny go back? Could Stan and Kyle handle it? /Will fix prior chapters!

When Kyle Broflovski has a year left before he must leave South Park, he decides to confess his feelings to Stan. Question is, how can he convince Stan that they're more than super best friends, and will it ruin their friendship? Style fluff/lemons

My name is Kyle Broflovski, and I have vices. Everyone does. They tell me all I care about is getting drunk and getting laid. I think I can live forever. I'm twenty three and invincible. But sometimes I wonder; is it really enough? Slash, Style.

Alfred was a young business man, taking a trip half way across the world to hopefully land that promotion that would send all his troubles away! Far from home in a place he's never been, there couldn't be TOO much trouble he could get himself into. Right? ...Right? America/England YAOI. Don't like, don't read. Read and review, please!

AU: Tetsuya Kuroko is the last and only male descendant from a powerful line of Priestesses whose sole duty is to protect the people of his town from an assortment of spirits and demons. Used to a simple and lonely life, his world is turned upside down on his 16th birthday when a predatory tiger demon and other creatures of the supernatural invade his home. Rated:violence/yaoi

Neither one of them was perfect. Justifying their deeds was not important. There was no single way of justice anyway. When ideals clash, contradictions are bound to happen. Is there a way over them, or must the other one fall? Rated M for lemons in later chapters. Ganondorf x Link

This story is old as fuck. I'm writing a last chapter sort of...maybe...I may end up just deleting this, I'm sorry guys. It's just so bad and so old and so /abusive/

Stan and Kyle, ripped apart for the last time, finally they lose it, after losing each other. When their minds snap and the two go on a killing spree together, they become the most known serial killers in the entire world. Starting in their little, quiet, mountain town. WARNING: Lemons, murder, gore, and language.

Ganondorf/Link I had never been one of many words, but I spoke with conviction as I looked upon the face of the broken man before me. I would never forgive the beast who had taken me when I was only a child, the beast who had slaughtered so many, the beast who took everything from me over and over. But this man who looked at me with eyes full of gratitude, this man I could forgive.

(Link x Ganondorf) never underestemate the shadows in your soul... Even the most goodwilled person might fall

The plot of locking Naruto in the supply closet went off without a hitch; trapping the bullied teenager in the tight space with no way of escaping. It was a flawless procedure... that is until the fire alarm goes off, causing the whole school to evacuate. Meaning, he is still trapped inside... with no one looking for him... no one... except for Sasuke. SasuNaru

It's a warm feeling that has nothing to do with the blankets tangled around their legs but everything to do with the arms around his waist and Kagami's lips on his neck.

I assure that there will be: Compelling characters, Completely Fucked-up Humor, Steamy Romance, Witt, Intense surprises, Absolute Evil, and some seriously gut wrenching cliff hangers.

WWII AU: After surviving on the streets of Warsaw, and the living hell of Treblinka, can Kyle ever find happiness? A companion fic to The Well and the Lighthouse. Style, if you're patient.

In a palafitte colony on post-apocalyptic Earth, Stan and Kyle yearn for old-world domesticity.

To vampires humans are irrelevant, of course if that human is a hunter, well that complicates things some. AlfredXArthur, France,Japan,Italy Germany, Russia.

AU - Ten years after the execution of Terrance and Phillip, the war with Canada has not ended. Stan and most of Kyle's friends are planning to join the army after high school graduation, bound to be drafted anyway. Kyle doesn't believe in the war, but he's not willing to let Stan go without him.

America still stands as a superpower but being a vampire also doesn't help. His thirst is making him dangerously unstable. Not only that but he's pushing away the person he wants to love most...in fear of devouring anyone who gets to close.

Rivaille had always been alone.

The sequel to Remember Me Kyle! Kyle gets his memory back to just before all the horrible incidents. Now he tries to get them back by reading a journal that Stan had given him. STYLE, slight Bunny and possibly Creek. Rating may change.

In the school of Magic, lived one teen whose is bully and made fun of his hair. When his friend brother come along thing couldn't go more out of hand then it have already. Not to mention that some wired happen to him. Pairings are the cannon. Enjoy

Kyle learns to accept that Stan is going out with Wendy, but he still asks only of one thing from Stan. Will that one thing change everything?

Kyle thinks he can handle it, but Stan wants to help. As Kyle's situation becomes worse it's not just money that's at stake. Rated M for later chapters. Style. EDIT: NO LONGER BEING UPDATED, APOLOGIES

Stan waxes lyrical about his serial monogamy.

"People forget about them, about floppy disks. They forget about all the stuff they saved on them. I just like… I just like knowing all that shit won't all be forgotten. That things aren't ever forgotten."

When Arthur over steps his role as a Guardian Angel...his punishment seems to be his very dream come true. To live life for six months on Earth. The price to pay is having his wings burned and his reflection telling the world his true identity. Though he soon realizes life as a teenager around his charge; Alfred F. Jones won't be as easy as he thought. Can Arthur survive?

John Watson gets over Sherlock via the sexual arousal Bee Movie provides him with. (Thoughts of beestiality, sexual content, major character already dead).

Years have passed since their boyhood adventures. As feelings are found, worlds turned upside down and the lives of everyone put on the line, will the teenagers of South Park be able to save everything they hold dear? Or is this The End? S/K Slash

Arthur never fit in while at the foster home in England. But through a secret door he falls into a world he can call home, however this world is on the verge of a violent war and Arthur is caught in the middle of it! USUKUS Fantasy Pirate cardvers AU

John's body was, indeed, a beautiful instrument, and made such lovely sounds.

The second of a small exercise in definitions, common, as applied by a genius, uncommon.

A small exercise in definitions, common, as applied by a genius, uncommon.

Kyle is gay. That much is certain. He gets bullied on a regular basis, and he's tired of it. He's tired of living in this world. His parents don't understand or accept him. When Kyle decides to end it all, can anyone help him? Or is he too far gone? Style. Rated T for yaoi and suicide attempt.

After a light night on a case, a walk home in the rain becomes more than just a walk. Sherlock offers his coat to a shivering John who is afraid of people talking about them. Not sure it this will be a one shot or grow into more chapters.That depends on what review I can get. JohnLock, Rated M for sexual acts. If you don't like Man on Man, don't read.

Kyle develops feelings for Stan that go beyond the immensely strong friendship they have. How will Kyle deal with them? How will everyone react? But more importantly, how will Stan react? Based from my own experiences at that age, I suck at summaries, the story's better. It's my first time writing so feedback (review, follow, favourite) is the best reward I can receive. Thanks :)

Cardverse AU. Eventual UKUSUK, eventual Franada. Poor peasant Alfred, struggling to care for ailing Matthew, attracts the eye of Queen of Spades Arthur. And that's just the beginning of the twins' romance and adventures in the wartorn land.

Naruto finally manages to bring back Sasuke and the village couldn't be more thrilled. However Naruto's dreams of living happily ever after with Sasuke are short lived when Sasuke, who was put on parole, begins to date Sakura. What's this about a baby?

Kyle is hesitant about sharing an apartment with Stan.

Stan loses his arm and his boyfriend just before the holidays, but if there's one thing that Kyle has in common with a severed limb, it's that he's never gone for long. An AU set in space.

Two thousand years later, Kyle is still trying to leave South Park, and Stan is along for the ride. An AU set in space.

Stan goes home for Ned's funeral and confronts his feelings about his uncle's closeted relationship, and his own feelings for Kyle.

Kyle is a horrible artist, but Stan loves him anyway. Written for South Park Secret Santa.

Puberty just fucking sucks guys. Kinda rapey. PWP, sucks all around. Cheers!

Alfred is a senior, graduating in 2 months like everyone else. Like them, he wants to be big. One problem? He's at the bottom of the social pyramid. However, when Alfred catches sight of his neighbor-an ex-porn star named Arthur- undressing, new interests and problems arise. But one thing's for sure; Alfred wants to capture the man's body for his own. USUK Based off Girl Next Door

Alfred Jones is a typical high school jock. He just wants to fit in and be popular. But his priorities begin to change when he befriends Arthur Kirkland, a lonely boy whose life has always been plagued by spirits. USUK

Kyle is worried about Stan. Stan wonders why he and Kyle don't have the same kinds of interests as their other friends. High school, Style, slash, drug use, lemon in chapter 2. 2 chapters only. Hurrah!

Prince Alfred is engaged. Arthur is engaged. Problem is, they're not engaged to each other. But on the brink of war with the Clubs Kingdom, who knows what will happen. USUK. CARDVERSE AU.

To Stan, Evergreen has never felt like home the way South Park does, where he has friends like Kyle.

Arthur was a Devil, a Demon. He liked wreaking havoc on the world. So why was he falling in love? Was that even possible? And why did he like it so much? Bittersweet SweetDevil!AU USUK

"I needed to feel alive, Alfred. What would I be if I wasn't alive?" Rated M for character death.

AU - In 1862, Kyle's family is forced to move from New York to a tiny mining settlement at the foot of Pike's Peak in Colorado. Kyle is 16 and miserable until he meets Stan, a fellow transplant who has been in town for three years. Their feelings for each other are shadowed by the town's haunted history, and for Kyle the local legends begin to feel more like real nightmares.

Of all the cliches in the world, Arthur is attracted to the mailman. It's hot outside, let's invite him in for a cool drink of water and go from there. USUK PWP.

Five times P.F. Chang's has influenced Kyle's emotional development. Stan/Kyle

On the night of their senior prom, Kyle demands to be taken to the Grand Canyon. Stan hasn't talked to him in years, but he gets his keys, gives Kyle his coat, and drives him there.

A fateful encounter on the playground makes an impression that will linger for years. When Alfred and Arthur meet again, years later, will the chemistry still be there even though Arthur has suffered for so long? Possible Mpreg, Dom/sub relationship, mature content!

What happens on the roof top of Kyle's house when Stan and Kyle haven't seen each other for ten months?

What do you get when you mix Italy, England, America, flashlight tag, and SlenderMan? "I'm never playing flashlight tag with you again." Suggested by a reviewer that I keep this going. America/England. YAOI. Don't like, don't read.

AU. It's 2053. Alfred lives in a village controlled by genetic engineering, but he's the only one it didn't work for. What happens when he meets natural-born Arthur who lives in the shadows and falls deeply and unexpectedly in love? USUK. Human names used

In folklore, foxes are said to be powerful trickster spirits who use their magic for all manner of things. Alfred has been having some rather strange dreams ever since the accident in the woods when he was just a child. An accident he doesn't remember. His dreams all seem to revolve around one thing, a man with emerald eyes seducing him late at night in the darkness of a forest.

When faced with life changing decisions that may mean the end of Stan and Kyle's relationship, Kyle debates with himself whether he should come clean with his love for Stan or if he should continue keeping it a secret and risk losing Stan to Wendy.

Who will inherit the throne to the Kingdom of Spades? Heh, well, the King and Queen better get to work on that. Cardverse AU, USUK, yaoi, mpreg, fluff.

Blind and held prisoner, Arthur finds himself at the mercy of Alfred, a space pirate with a truly curious crew. Alfred is determined to seduce Arthur, and Arthur fears his resolve won't last. His duty is clear, but so is his desire. As the days tick by Arthur begins to question what loyalty means. He begins to realize that being a prisoner may actually set him free.

Stan and Kyle learn what it means to drop the soap. A hilarious Style, PG-13 for adult situations. REVISED 2013! Now with Epilogue and 20% more shower.

The South Park High School team is on its way to winning the Matchwits Championship when an accident happens.

A Jewish boy's quest to win his best friend's heart is continuously halted by the forces of nature. Repost because I swore in the summary. S/K

Alfred, an enthusiastic American is forced to go and live in England all by himself when he's not even thirteen. Upon discovering Arthur his odd roommate among the other strange students in the all-boys academy he's been enrolled in, Alfred has to see the difference between the person he really is, and the person he wants people to see him as. Multi-pairing, Complete!

Stan makes a summer appearance as the jolly old man in red.

Naruto investigates a company run by Uchiha Sasuke. However, his world is flipped upside-down when he is taken into the future and married to Sasuke. Three kids later, you'd think he'd be settled in his new life. AU, SasuNaru, future fic, SasuNaru babies

Stan has been acting strange around him and Kyle doesn't know why but when he, Stan, Kenny and Cartman play dress-ups and Kyle is forced to wear a tight green dress will the truth finally come out? /SLASH/ Kyle's POV. Stan and Kyle One-shot : Some language.

When 14 year old Arthur Kirkland is evacuated from London during the Blitz, he dreads having to live with an American family. The Briton expects despair, loneliness, and lack of love- But what he doesn't expect, is to be wrong. Arthur's POV. USUK WW2 AU - Discontinued.

Stan Marsh, landscape architect for Mountain Springs Landscape Design, has a terrible Friday.

Arthur, a Guardian angel, is taken captive and turned slave by Alfred, a Demon and Son of the Dark. But Arthur soon finds himself head-over-wings for his master, and he may never want to leave him, no matter what happens to them. USUK, AU

Prince Alfred, with the help of his companion Arthur, has a month to scour the globe and bring home a bride so he can become king. Will he succeed, or will the crazy monarchs he meets on his journey thwart his quest for the the throne? USxUK

It was just another normal day in the small mountain town of South Park, Colorado. That is, until the screams started. Style, Creek, Bunny, Gregstophe. Zombie AU Full summary inside.

Kyle's being a bitch and there's a dog leash. Let drunken Stan do the math. M for stupid smut.

"And to think that I trusted him… I pulled his jacket closer over me in an attempt to escape the rain that was now falling in a heavy downpour. He had promised me that he would meet me at this very spot over two hours ago. But here I was at Stark's Pond, alone in the rain and most likely having come down with a fever..." Kyle's in a dead-end relationship, and Stan doesn't approve.

After meeting at boarding school, Alfred and Arthur became unlikely friends and then lovers. Now, they'll face their sophomore year in America and all the challenges that come with being young, famous, and madly in love. Sequel to Invitational Year.

Alfred is an awkward dork, despite the fact his dad is President. Arthur is a member of British royalty, and he's a perfectionist loner. Both boys are given an invitation to attend the prestigious World Academy and, naturally, they're roomies. USUK

Why is Stan so upset with Kyle's new relationship status? Smut alert

When an ex boyfriend posts naked pictures of Wendy on the internet every boy in South Park high goes crazy. Except one. StanxKyle.

StanxKyle First year of high school.

Stan and Kyle, in a bathroom in a gay nightclub.

What's the point of me being his light when I couldn't even protect him?

Pregnant and jilted, Henrietta places a vengeful spell on the senior class boys, wanting them to feel her pain. Stan and Kyle are just two of the unwitting victims. Stan/Kyle, Kenny/Butters, Cartman/Wendy, Craig/Tweek, Token/Clyde

Arthur Kirkland, a famous writer that goes by the name of Janice Mayflower, did not enjoy the company of others. Hopefully, his new American next-door tenant can change that... USUK. M for later chapters.

They're bloody and grim but they're still his best friends.

I listened to the song Marry You, by Bruno mars, and i absolutely loved it! i got inspired so i wrote this son fic! i hope you enjoy. oh and this is a boyxboy so if you don't like don't read :

Stan devotes most of his time to Wendy; Kyle feels like his super best friend is putting Wendy before him. Stan knows it's because of how he felt when Kyle did the unspeakable in front everyone, drunk. But, Stan wants more. Wendy can't help but notice the the hidden feelings... She isn't sure whether to accept it, or to try her hardest to keep Stan in her grasp.

One night, Sasuke, drunk and eager for company, stumbles into the wrong tent. Naruto has no idea of the events their nightly encounter will set into motion. Lighthearted romance with dramatic undertones. Rated M for mature themes, of the single sex kind.

Arthur has been abused by his father for 12 years since his mother had died when he was 5. After his brother, William, rescues him, he is sent to a therapist, but he makes no progress, even after two months. The therapist decides that he needs a friend.

As the weakest member in the team, Kuroko stays back after basketball practice to train on his stamina. Kagami watches from afar and decides to show Kuroko what real stamina training is. Story One in the Locker Room series.

Alfred F. Jones is the most homophobic boy to ever step into Le Monde Academy. This all seems to change however once he befriends a certain Brit. USUK, rated M for Homophobic bullying, smut and langauge. AU USUK

A series of short stories of Arthur's life now that he has moved to the planet system Hetalia with Alfred and his pack. Based after 'Tsuki no Waltz'. USUK, Prucan, and other pairings.

Alfred's going to lose his job if anything happens to the test subject. And he really doesn't want to. It's his life, and he would do anything to keep it. Unless… -Rated for further chapters. USUK. Spamano. One-sided PruHun.

Finding an angel is amazing enough, right? But when that angel's an awesome kisser and in need of a hero, how could he say no? Angel!Arthur x Alfred. Rated for further chapters. Includes PruCan, GerIta, Spamano, Giripan, and... Francis Bonnefoy. o o

Alfred is a High School student with a difficult home life. Mr. Kirkland is the new History teacher desperate to understand him. USXUK Rated M for future chapters.

Stan hasn't been the same lately, and Kyle wants to know why. A simple visit turns out to mean more than Kyle thought. Could it be the beginning of something new?

I am in love with the Angel of Death. Slash pairings. Mainly Style. Hope you all enjoy! R&R

A forever going story on USUK. Adult scenes, America tops. Coarse language by England maybe.

THIS IS A 2P USUK STORY Don't know what 2P is, google it. "Alfred my dear… I love you so much." Arthur said as he walked closer to the American. "So you do understand that I can't let you leave me…"

*COULDN'T THINK OF A BETTER TITLE* Mordecai finally build up the courage to ask Margret on a date. However, Rigby doesn't like this and admits something that changes everything. WARNING: SOME CHAPTERS WILL CONTAIN LEMONS AND BAD LANGUAGE.

Kyle is down about the "Cutest boys" list, created by the girls in their class. When nothing can cheer Kyle up about feeling like he's the ugliest boy, can Stan help him feel better? Stan is, after-all, his best friend. T to be safe for language. R&R

After years of cutting and hating himself, Eric Cartman finally commits suicide. How do others react? Kyman and future Style.

Alfred challenges Arthur to a bet but loses, so now Arthur has to join Alfred on the swim team. There's just one small problem; Arthur can't swim.

All the south park teens are getting ready for a week of alcohol, sex and no parents up on the mountains. But for Kyle, things complicate and he develops strong feelings for his long time best friend. StanxKyle KennyxButters and other minor couples.

Not falling in love with your best friend is a lot easier said than done. Style, what else.

Sent to the States Prince Arthur is hiding in one of the countries privates schools school Bullies odd love letters and a Frenchman are just somethings he has to worry about. BEING REWRITTEN SORRY!

Alfred and his friends were not normal, and now I was in on their secret. I didn't know whether I should be worried or not, especially since the words 'mates' and 'leaving' were becoming more common. USUKUS, PruCan, and other pairings. Alternate Universe.

Stan and Kyle have some fun after practice.

When magic exists but is cancelled out by those of the opposite sex, humans have split by gender and have to reproduce with the help of faeries. This is the story of two men who just want a kid of their own. USUKUS, fantasy AU, mpreg, occasional smut

"We're brothers, Nii-san," Yukio said quietly to Rin, touching his cheek. "But, it doesn't change how I feel. This love I have for you."

Stan and Kyle have no memories of South Park or the first ten years of their lives. When they meet as adults they form an instant connection, but will it be enough to make up for lost time and repair the warped town that forgot them? Stan/Kyle

Two-shot. Kyle finally mans up and tells Stan that he's gay. Stan doesn't take it too great. Now, Kyle's determined to figure out why it's bothering him so much! Style.

An accident occurs with a spell and England is transformed into an amnesiac child. France leaves him in America's care. America is unsure how to handle this. NON-SHOTA DESPITE THE RATING. RATING IS FOR LATER.

I had no idea what was happening to me. Just that every time you looked at me or even said my name I died... my heart forgot to beat, my lungs forgot to breathe .

He knew his feelings for his best friend, but he was too afraid to admit to them. What if it ruined their friendship? But as the feelings get stronger, Kyle has a hard time ignoring them. StanxKyle Hinted KennyxButters

Rin is fast asleep, so Yukio decides to tease him a little - one-shot

Sequel to 'Arrivederci'. Six years have passed, and through a shopping experience he finds Lovi again. The only problem is, little Lovi is scared of him! What now? T for swears.

After many years together, Stan finally notices something about Kyle's grooming habits. Upon further investigation and to Stan's dismay, Craig Tucker is involved.

After Kyle's parents divorce, his world turns upside down. His health deteriorates and his mom loses all faith in him. All he has now is Stan to lean on as his state of mind loses control. Will Stan accept his emotions? Or will he get cold feet?

What if Stan and kyle had become cartmans slaves? an alt-ending to red badge of gayness. StanXKyle Style ftw rated M just in case Completed

Kyle agrees to council Stan through his troubles their senior year of high school, while Kyle deals with having a crush on his best friend. M for language, and sex later on whenever I feel like it.

The most popular pupil, Alfred F. Jones, decides to make a bet with the student council's president, Arthur Kirkland. If Arthur can give up his hobby for one whole semester, he will not expose Arthur's secret. AU Human!Countries

After a 16-year-old Arthur Kirkland leaves his home country of England with his family, he attempts to pursue a new life in the U.S.A. But what, or rather, who, will ultimately change his life completely? And will it really be for the better?

Sequal to "The Right School". Mihashi and Abe are a couple. However, there's a few things left undone that could undo their relationship. Love comes, love goes, and lives go on. AbexMiha and others. Rated M to be safe some yaoi-ish stuff soon to come.

Kyle deserved to be more than second best.

*Based off an unfinished story* Cartman gets Kyle turned into a girl. A hot girl. And Kyle has to get the one he loves to kiss him . But the only one he loves is Stan. Stanxkyle Kylexstan

Stan moves in next to Kyle three times… expect for the very last time. One-Shot. Style. A side bit of Bunny. AU-tastic.

Alfred has been have dreams about a beautiful Angel. One with silky blonde hair and deep green eyes. When the Angel leaves his dreams, he enters reality.

The ways things turned into something completely unexpected was something Tokiya did not expect. It started off with curiosity and that grew into something a lot more. Between doing the right thing and selfishness was something they had to decide on.

Konoha High is having an annual halloween party. what would naruto's costume bring him to? SASUNARU YAOI. LEMON. one-shot

What happens when Kyle's Channukah present involves an epic vacation with his three best friends? Stan/Kyle Cartman/Kenny

New aliens are invading Earth and are hellbent on conquering it. With their forces weakened and America, Germany, and Russia missing, can Earth survive? GermanyXItaly USXUK RussiaXCanada

Konoha, the city where you deepest wish shall be granted. Follow Sasuke, a high school student who discovers that a particular blonde has a little crush on him.

The boys are over at Stan's, and Stan is wondering why his friends find it so strange that him and Kyle are still touchy with one another. But does he really know why they're like this? Style.

Halloween night was just supposed to be another one of those holidays Kyle got to spend with his friends, but a deep-rooted secret will awaken a monster within him and change everything about him.

"Don't be jealous just cuz my uke's cutest." The show down you've all wanted. stanXkyle craigXtweek kennyXbutters Rated M for language and implied sex.

Stan wakes up with a hangover, a shot memory, and his best friend naked next to him. Will this 'one-night stand' destroy their friendship? Or is a little change in order? Style. R&R

Kyle and Stan's relationship through the years of childhood, starting in Kindergarden.

AU. SMUT. UsUk. Fluff. Poor were-lamb Arthur, lost, injured and separated from his flock. What else was he to do but accept the aid of the friendly and loud were-wolf Alfred? A reluctant deal is made and a new friendship borne. Will have sequel.

While on a business trip to Napa Valley, CA, liquor salesman Arthur Kirkland meets the handsome and charming Alfred F. Jones, heir to a multi-million dollar wine company. It's the start of a summer he'll never forget. AU USxUK

"Life may not be the party we hoped for, but while we're here, we should dance."

At least, I think she is... Continued summary inside. Style, Bunny, Creek, and other slight pairings.

Kenny commits suicide because he knows that Kyle will never love him back, because he's in love with Stan. Style, one-shot.

Sequel to Hetalia Academy - High schools tough, we all know that. But how about an international boarding school? With constant fighting, bickering, tears and teenage emotions running high will these kids ever get their act together? Many pairings

It's Stan's birthday and the Broflovski's have let the boys use their cabin in the mountains to celebrate his birthday for the weekend. However, a storm may have them in a bit of a predicament. Style and Bunny.

Stan and Kyle are starting their senior year in high school, and after a crazy party at Clyde's, Kyle realizes he has feelings for Stan! But...does Stan feel the same way? Stan/Wendy, eventual Stan/Kyle.

Athur wakes up, hung over and groggy on the couch only to find Alfred busy away singing. Just a little drabble, USUK, AU.

STYLE in the form of a 'Next to Normal' song. Rated for language.

He was fed up with it all, and today was the day he said goodbye. T for mild language and suicide. Now apparently a threeshot, with a most surprising epilogue!

USUK,high school AU,Human names,T ,M, Arthur gets abused by his alcoholic dad, Alfred is a new transfer student. They meet and then become friends. Soon they start to feel more for each other, but they're both insecure and... Full Summary Inside [Sequel dropped, as I felt pressured back then, but I don't see why a sequel is needed. Thank you for understanding.]

In the aftermath of the discovery that Kyle has a thing for having his hair pulled. Sequel to Pull. Style. Prequel enclosed Rating may change later on.

Stan and Kyle have gotten in a fight and let's just say..The first to say there sorry is the gay one? /It's better if you just read it xD/

Kyle always thought that, out of all of them, Stan was the only truly sane one... Style, somewhat dark themes. COMPLETE

Photographer Arthur Kirkland's next job takes him from England to America for to photograph one Alfred F. Jones, what will happen? full summary inside, it's not as lame as it sounds AU, UsUk to ensue

Kyle always wanted his 16th birthday to be something he'd remember, but not like this! "We have long awaited to meet you, princess..." "What are y- Whoa hold on. Did you just call me princess?" Chapter four will be up soon!

Sequel to 'Kilts, Lambs and Drunken Brothers'. America and England are gonna be married soon! Its a nice year for a white wedding, isn't it? Well how about a pregnancy too? And some brothers looking for love. M for foul language and smex.

'..Maybe it's just sleep-thick, but Stan likes to think there's something more to it. Something romantic.' Short Style fluffff. slash.

"You should pull my hair."-"I don't think that's a good idea."-"I do. And it *is* my hair, y'know." Stan and Kyle are hanging out. Style, a bit cracky.

He's mine...mine...mine...

Two boys, Stan and Kyle, have been friends forever but now Kyle is feeling differently. He is in love with Stan and has made up his mind to tell him so.

Sequel to Kyle's Dream. 'The fan in his room had broken some time ago and it was causing some strange dreams as of lately. He always woke up before it got too serious but this time was different.' BoysLove.

Things were going smoothly for Kyle until during class he got a random text from Stan. Now it seems everything has changed Kyle has to handle not only his problems, but everyone elses. Not that he has problems because he's not gay...right?

'Little mumbles and whimpers in a voice that was clearly his filled Kyle Broflovski's dream. He had no idea what was going on, couldn't see a thing, but the noises were making him uncomfortable.' BoysLove. Rated M for a reason.

Dani, an ER physician, tends to have strange nightly medical adventures with an interesting gay couple, who clearly don't know how to have NORMAL sexual relations.

Arthur insists Alfred's old suit is not longer presentable and takes him shopping for a new one. Alfred hates shopping, especially for a stiff suit, but manages to make it entertaining UsUk Warnings, inside

During an innocent game of Hide-and-Seek, Kida and Mikado rather inconveniently get stuck in a closet that's very small and very dark.

High schools tough, we all know that. But how about an international boarding school? With constant fighting, bickering, tears and teenage emotions running high will these kids ever get their act together? Germany/Italy, America/England, France/Canada

Cartman being his usual douche-bag self at a party turns into something between Stan and Kyle / Style \\

USUK, AU. Alfred is a firefighter in New York City. When he gets badly injured, he takes a trip to London to recover. There he meets a man named Arthur, who ends up helping him recover from wounds he didn't even know he had.

Kyle calls Stan on his birthday. Post 1507 drabble.

Creek. Craig absent-mindedly kisses Tweek one day. Tweek kisses back. Both being clueless about these things, choose to forget instead. However, they end up forced into a certain situation where they'll finally get it.

Kyle has been struggling with his emotions, a sleepless night helps him view his situation. ONESHOT.

Love never runs smooth...especially if you're gay.A Style Songfic!

Straight? So's spaghetti until you heat it up!...or feed it copious amounts of alcohol. Stlye/Bendy Shitty title I know; R/R

America doesn't need his reasons, but he doesn't mind sharing them. America/England oneshot

Alfred has bought Arthur an engagement ring. But everything isn't as it should be. USUK - oneshot.

When Stan devotes all of his attention to a new girl, Kyle falls into a deep pit of depression. When it all seems hopeless, there is only one thing that can pull him out of the darkness... / STYLE, YAOI, RATING NOW M FOR SEXUAL CONTENT.

Kaoru's in love with Hikaru. But Hikaru loves Haruhi, he just doesn't realize it yet. Will Kaoru's plans to get the two together work? Or will his attempts to distance himself from his twin bring a whole new thing into the light? TWINCEST! LEMON! HARD M!

Arthur goes out for a walk, yet feels slightly odd. USUK. Fluff drabble

We had it all, it was perfect, us together—just chilling out—having the time of our afterlife. But Stan just had to get married! Style, Bunny, Benny, Red x Kenny, Creek. Kenny's POV.

Damnit." I take a shaky breath and hastily remove my glasses to clean off the fresh bout of tears flooding my vision. Keep it together Kyle. I can't afford to do this. Not now. I have to get my Stan back. ONESHOT BoyXBoy

One passionate day in the meadow leaves to life-changing results, all of which Stan and Kyle are prepared to face, because their love burns brighter than any other. STYLE, YAOI, SEXUAL CONTENT.

Did you know it's a 60 mile drive from Denver to South Park?

A peaceful, rainy morning on the bus to school... Style, Kenny POV. Rated for Eric's filthy mouth, inspired by the rain beading on my windows. 713 is my favorite number... and mu bus number, so.

All America wanted to do was have sex with his lover England, was that so wrong? But England wanted America to meet his older brothers... typical England. US x UK with added ScotlandWalesN.Ireland! Rated M for swearing, sexy times and lemon. Complete!

Kyle Broflovski has been secretly in love with his best friend for some time now- 7 months, 4 days, 13 hours, 14 minutes, 10.45 seconds- but who's counting? And just when Kyle thinks he can't take it, it's about to get a lot worse. M for sexual content.

Junior year begins. The football players are up to something. And that just might change relationships. The story of twisted words, forgotten memories, and unwanted attention. The summary kind of sucks, but the story is pretty good. Please view.

Stan needed help studying for a final exam, so Kyle offered to help. But 16-year-old boys are easily distracted...

Watching porn will give you ideas, I guess... Stan like Kyle's freckles. He likes them a lot. What happens when he wants to see even more freckles? Read on and find out!

Kyle has a secret that's stopping him from telling Stan how he feels, but when Stan tells him his feelings, Kyle will risk rejection to let him know he feels the same.

"Are you sure you're reading that right?" "Yes, I am!" "But this...this is impossible..."

Short story. I had the song "Shut me up" by mindless self indulgence stuck in my head...and this is the result! CraigxTweek. Enjoy my pretties :D

Kyle and Stan. Kenny and Ike. Eric and Butters. Tweek and Craig. Seven average freshmen and one normal 7th grader who are ready to give up on life, love and happiness...Only to find it in one another. Personally, I blame Auntie Kylie. LONG LIVE LIFE

Craig starts asking questions about Tweek and finally realizes why he's so depressed. multi-chap partner fic to 'the story of tweek'

"For it to be a love triangle, A must love B who loves C who loves A. You're not part of a love triangle, with you, A loves B and B loves A. C is just and unwanted bisection. At most, you're part of a love right angle, I guess."

Six teenagers, all of them diagnosed with a certain phobia. They check into a speacial institute within a deserted hospital. And the methodes of cure are deadly. YAOI! Style with a little bit of Creek.

One day, Kyle falls off of Cartman's roof. He wakes up and Has Amnesia. Stan will try anything to get his memory back. How does Kenny and Butter fit into this?Also, Butters struggles to deal with his insanity. Style. Slight Bunny, hints of Creek.

Kenny McCormick has always been the poorest and loneliest kid. But on a snowy night, that all changes. Inspired by MoonPhaerie

Stan got the lead in the school play and Kyle is happy enough as stage manager. But when a tragic hairday threatens to undo the entire class's hard work, will they be bold enough to save the day? Style. Complete

Eric Cartman confuses Kenny. KenEric. WARNING: Smutty slash ahead!

That's just the way it always was, and just the way it should be.

Stan keeps on asking Kenny one very irritating question.

Historical fiction paired with Style, but not as you know it! It is now rated M legitimately!

"I'm gonna tell your mom she's a bigger whore than Mrs. Cartman." "Mmmm." "I'm gonna go get your dad's gun and kill some dolphins." "Sure." "Check my new tattoo, it says 'Stan's Gay for Craig.'" "Okay." "GodDAMMIT!"

Set in a post apocalyptic world, Vampires are every where, a small group of humans are on the brink of extinction, Butters stotch and his partner Craig tucker Must go back to the source of the infestation. Bunny,Slight Creek and style.

Kyle comes out to Stan, without letting him know he actually loves him. Stan is proud of Kyle, but what will he do when he finds out Kyle loves him? Style and Bunny; Kenny loves Butters, Butters loves Kenny. But Butters doesn't want his dad to find out.

Craig is suddenly getting strange feelings for Tweek, and after a sleepover at Tweek's, Craig begins to question his sexuality...

The Black Order's trust on Allen is quickly diminishing, and he's willing to do anything as long as they don't see him as a traitor. Even if it means allowing them to use his body to create new exorcists. Yullen. Mpreg. SemiAU. Manga Spoilers

In south park, A certain buttery blonde has feelings for the local manwhore Kenny, who may have similar feelings. The two fall in love, but someone wishes to rip the pair apart, Can Kenny save butters in time? is their love true? bunny,creek,dip,and style

"If Kyle had thought he was caught off guard before, he certainly didn't know what to call this. He was caught somewhere between off guard and Stan's mental grasp." Style

And she wanted him to stay that way... MariaxShin One-shot.

When the Elven Prince is kidnapped by a pirate group called the Black Order on his wedding day the Elves declared war. What happens when the Prince and the Pirate Captain fall in love? Warning: Yullen, boyXboy, RAPE!

Stan is alone on Christmas Eve... until his present arrives...

Stan and Kyle spend a night at Stan's house that starts some crazy mishaps between the two as they grow from 9 year old boys to men. Follow along with the craziness. What will happen between them? Will they get together? Find out! Chapter Twelve Complete!

One of Stan and Kyle's sleepovers get a little interesting...Style. Haha, no sex, just a handjob and kisses in this one.

Two and a half years… we were fourteen… Trent Boyette was released from Juvenile Hall for the second time… It's funny how the world works. Style, Bunny, Candy, Bendy, one-sided Stan x Hair Flip Goth

There are only three rules in their version of Spin the Bottle, and you can't chicken out of Rule Three. kink meme deanon for the prompt '7 Minutes in Heaven'. High school AU.

Song fic! Vacation-Simple Plan. Stan is annoyed by Wendy constantly following him around. ONE-SHOT

When one was as addicted to Kanda as Allen was, one tended to forget the laws of propriety, the laws of decency and the laws of self-respect. Kink KandaxAllen. WARNING: this fic contains yaoi, implied rape and noncon.

“Heard Jewboy was coming home.” Kenny turned to look at Cartman. "What? Kyle?" "Yep. Wendy told me. Met up with him in France. Dude he’s been in boarding school up there. Freaking Lame.” Style. Rating will change.

Kyle's real father, the ruler of the Vampire World would try to look for him, because of the past. Might be M in later chapters. Violence, and language. Style, Bunny, Creek, Cartman/Oc, Wendy/Oc I need Ocs!

Companion fic to Tweek's World by The-Dyslexic-Dinosaur. His friends advised Craig to break up with Tweek but he dismissed the idea quickly. They wouldn't understand. Tweek was sweet, Tweek was kind and Tweek was the best thing that ever happened to him.

Short one-shot of Kyle coming out to his parents. STYLE :D

Stan's 14th birthday is coming up over the weekend, but feeled depressed that his girlfriend, Wendy had dumped him, Kyle does something wreckless to try and help Stan recover. By falling in-love with him.

Clyde is affable and insecure; Kenny never even considered trading him sex for free shoes.

A deal struck over secrets and hidden lust; you're just begging the pressure to drown you.

My 1st South Park Fic :D Kyle has been in love with his best friend, Stan for years but he's only just relized it when Stan got back together with Wendy... will Kyle's dream come true or will he be heartbroken? R&R Rated M xo

Stan and Kyle take a trip to Disney Land where Stan does something he's planned. This story was a bit rushed because I just wanted to see of it was possible to upload something from my iPod.

A teenage boy is found dead, floating in Stark's Pond in South Park. He has been murdered by someone he knew. But who? And why?

Based on the episode Follow That Egg The gang have to look after a baby doll for a week Parings: Mainly Style StanxKyle . But also, Creek CraigxTweek , Candy CartmanxWendy and Benny BebexKenny

"S-Stan! Stop it!" Kyle struggled to protest. His chest hurt and his breathing was coming out so fast Kyle was sure Stan's asthma had to be contagious.

Stan and Kyle are expecting! I guess it's just Stan contemplating parenthood and a life with his beloved. O-o ALOT better than my crappy summary makes it sound, swear to bob! STYLE YOAI MPREG

Kyle can't tell whether Stan is serious or not about wanting to sleep with him.

When Hitler returns to Earth from hell he plans to bring about the "cleansing" once more. With Cartman helping him they might just pull it off. Meanwhile Stan desperately tries to save Kyle from the Holocaust and their feelings are confessed. STYLE slash.

"Promise me, no matter what happens you won't leave me behind?"

Stan is bored. That's fine, but not when he bothers Kyle while he's trying to do homework. AND makes him feel incredibly uncomfortable, too. A storm is brewing, literally and figuratively. Stan x Kyle, maybe some Creek : First Fanfic...yeah, Imma noob

Follow up to Tear It Up and Throw It away :

Things were about to get weird. "No, I want your penis up my butt before it goes up Wendy's vagina."

A soldier's death letter to his loved one.

After a party, Kenny discovers he got a girl pregnant, and when the mom bails; Butters tries to help Kenny take care of his child. Style and Bunny -on hiatus-

AU, for The Lucky Lovers FC on dA! When Tyki asks Lavi to make a deal with him to be his slave until the day after Halloween, what will happen to Lavi? Long One Shot, M for Lemon and Lavi...cross dressing.

'no one loves you...not even stan. he will never love you...' Poor Kyle gets in alittle trouble with a gand and no he must pay the price...STYLE

After an uneasy confession Stan finds himself questioning his feelings for not only his girlfriend, but for his own private Beethoven. STYLE, SLASH, R&R

There are reasons why two people can't be together. Separated by oceans, by wars, by family feuds. Try being the Angel of Death. Romeo and Juliet were lucky. SasuNaru

A tragic accident leaves Kyle with little memory of his life and the people in it. Every day he must learn everything all over again. It's up to Stan to help Kyle remember who he is, but will Stan be able to cope with the repercussions? Style.

Cartman wants Kyle and Stan is wondering where Kyle is cause he's not answering his phone! VERY RAMDOM BUT FUNNY TOO NOTE : SOME SWEAR WORDS! REVIEW!

Stan come upon Kyle sitting alone at the park. He begins to notice some things about his best friend that he hasn't before.

It's homework time: Stan's working and Kyle's asleep. What would make this situation better? Why, Stan molesting Kyle in his sleep, of course! All hail Style! Rated M for obvious reasons, kiddies.

Stan and Kyle are in a long distance relationship, but have managed to keep it working for a year... Better than it sounds 1-shot

Craig has a crush and doesn't know what to do. ...Summaries are evil!

Stan and Kyle, now in their mid-teens, are still the super best friends they always have been. It's Valentine's Day and Kyle, being a Jew, feels left out. But can Stan manage to change his mind about the overrated holiday?

Tweek gets hit on in a coffee shop. Craig is not happy about it. Chapter two: The Rewrite. CREEK

Kyle knows he's in love with his best friend, but when things are said that shouldn't be, could it really be possible that they stop being friends? Style. Romance.

Shelley has always been abusing Stan. But after learning about his most guarded secret, the abuse turns deadly. Can Kyle save his best friend in time? SLASH Style, Bunny, slight Candy. COMPLETE

[Old fic - Discontinued] The sequel to Tattooed, so read that first if you haven't already. Tweek learns just how strong his powers are, Kenny gets a surprise, there's something odd about the new fledglings and Kyle has parent issues. Nothing is ever easy at the House of Night.

It all made sense. Why he was always happiest when he was with Kyle, why he felt as if he could talk to him and never get tired of hearing his voice, and especially why he and Wendy couldn't stay together longer than two weeks at a time

Pure crack... Stan is a mushroom and falls in love with Kyle the tumble weed.

After asking an interesting question Tweek and Craig end up confessing and expressing their love for each other. First lemon! Creek, Craig x Tweek. YAOI! Those who don't like guy/guy relations have been warned.

Tweek wants to pass his calculus test. Craig wants to get into his pants. That can't end well ... / LEMON, CREEL, CraigxTweek, ...major fluff attack xD

Kyle is back from being away for a week and him and his boyfriend Stan show eachover how much they've missed eachover ;

Stan and Kyle are sitting with each other on a 6 hour bus ride. Short and fluffy. Style! Don't like it don't read it.

CREEK: Stark's Pond has always been Tweek and Craig's hangout. Read how much they loved each other, and how long it takes them to reach sanctuary. FLUFF.

Hyrule is at peace again after Link defeated the evil Ganondorf. Returning to his home in Ordon Village, Link looks forward to resuming his normal life. However, one night, an old enemy decides to pay him a frightening visit. YAOI, Ganondorf x Link TP

Stan and Kyle try something different. Fluffy lemon-flavored oneshot. StanxKyle/Style, yaoi. Slash.

Stan certainly has a way with words. Mild language. STYLE

"Go to sleep, Stan." Rated for language. STYLE

The sequel to Fighting For The One I Love, in older years. It follows the four boys through some time in High School, and afterwards when everyone realizes that now being older, it's time to make some life changing desisions.

Oneshot. When the Broflovskis arrive in South Park, Sheila and Sharon witness the beginning of a long and beautiful friendship.

[Old fic] Kyle had always lived quite a boring existance... until the day a dead guy showed up at his high school and marked him as a vampire fledgling. How will he cope with his new life? (Inspired by the House of Night series).

They always say what happens in Vegas, stays there. Sadly when you go with friends, most wouldn't put money on that actually happening. Slash indeed.

Style -StanxKyle- Stan and Kyle has drift away from each other, and Stan can't stand it.

Stan and Kyle go to one of Token's parties and Stan isn't sure how to tell Kyle how he feels. Based on NeverShoutNever's HereGoesNothin. Style. Just some useless fluff that was floating around in my head. :3

Kenny and Butters play a little game behind the teachers back, and Stan challenges Kyle to play too. Style & Bunny.

Abe had always thought Mihashi was the one hopelessly devoted to him.  As their lives progress, he would come to realize that it was really the other way around. Chapter 11: "Tobira wo Akete". Mature themes and strong language. Chapter 7 and 9 HEAVY BL.

After an accident in the kitchen, Raikou treats himself to a bizarre and unexpected breakfast. RaiGau

Token invites his three closest friends to the beach over summer, hoping for a relaxing trip. But how can he relax when he gets himself into more than he can handle? ... Okay fail summary, this is basically a tyde fan fic :'3

The Marshes are off to a fun-filled camping trip, and Kyle is invited along. But the fun is short-lived when Stan and Kyle get lost in the woods. Now more than ever they must rely on their strong friendship to pull through if they hope to be saved.

CraigXTweek. Oneshot. Don't like, don't read. When Craig was invited to Tweek's house for coffee, he never intended to have sex. How could just one kiss lead to all this?

When he admits his love for him, things don't turn out as bad as he thought. But when a certain jealous Wendy gets in the way, who will Stan choose?

AbeMihashi. Mihashi starts calling Abe "Takaya" while they're studying and it triggers Abe. Have they gone a step closer? M for a whole lot of smut.

The South Park Boys go To Super Happy Fun Shine Camp, but things didn't turn out as planed.Some people are going missing. What will our favourite boys do? SLASH

Clyde loved his mother, he really did, just not so much when she was embarrassing and accusing him of untrue things. Especially in front of his best friend. Rated T for swear words.

Miharu would allow Yoite to please him in anyway he wished, but Yoite could only bring himself to go so far with the younger boy. Although...he made a promise. Could he keep it? And could he speak those three important words? YoitexMiharu AU-ish SPOILERS

"You're doing it again." "Doing what?" "Staring at me."

Craig is with me. Nobody else. Just me. He’s not dead, silly. He’s very much alive. How else could he be holding my hand and whispering things to me that are just for me to hear? He is alive… Right? CREEK, angst, for RisaShootingStar

Mr. Garrison had the students write a poem about what they care about but not to say what it is. Kyle is the only one with something remarkable on his paper. What did he write about? Better yet, who could it be about? Short pointless story. Review please!

Gau and Raikou are up to something they have done countless times...but Gau says something out loud he shouldn't have. Rated M just to be safe.

What happened in the hospital between Raiko and Gau after Yoite left? Does Raiko finally confront his feelings for the outside boy? RaikoxGau

If there is one thing I learned from Mr. Garrison, it's that guys don't have babies.""Dude, it's South Park." Mpreg Style

Stan dreams of his super best friend. Published this one a looong time ago but took it off. Waaay M rated people!

If home is where the heart is then Kenny's heart is definitely with him, his Juliet. Bunny, Kenny/Butters. M for major lemon

A short story about Damien and Pip, one of my favorite South Park pairings. The story is about their life, through out the years. Inspired by All Time Low's song Remembering Sunday. Please enjoy.

Original title, no? One-shot. Stan is there for Kyle's last moments....in his bedroom.

Strictly for yaoi lemon fluff lovers: Abe Takaya and Mihashi Ren's first time. What else can I say...the title says it all?

After the historically short WW3 ended with a nuclear bang, America is left with a new government. But could these dark times be enough to destroy what was thought to be most powerful? Love and friendship? South Park, Alternate Universe, rated T.

Style.Kyle gives Stan a note telling him he loves him. In french. Stan goes crazy when he finds out what it means. Sucky summary, but please read! And review! :D read author's note!

What do you mean it broke?" This had to have been a joke, no way he broke the bikini, right? He couldn't be that big... right? Maybe I'll just go see for myself.... Stan X Kyle oneshot. Rated M for "Mmmm, smut."

COMPLETE! At 17, Stan begins to have disturbing dreams about him and Kyle. Unaware to Stan, his dream carries events that establish their relationship they have, and 'once' had. Slash Stan/Kyle

Link's inner wolf is driving him mad. So much so, that he has become a threat to his own quest. When Ganondorf takes him into the desert to tame it, the Dark King finds he may have bitten off more than he can chew. Re-working plot. Will update when done

Shikamaru and Chouji have already figured out what's going on with Sasuke and Naruto. S/N

...Or maybe this was just a horrible alternate universe inside a teenage fangirl’s mind where nothing made sense and all the boys were drop dead sexy.[StanKyle][KennyCartmanButters][CraigClydeTweek]and others. PAHRUHDEEEE!

Once upon a time, in a high school far away, there were two aggressive teenaged boys with one aggressive teenaged secret... PWP, may be considered kinky. [StanKyle]

The first real fight Stan and Kyle got into was when they were discussing who would be on top if they were, COMPLETELY HYPOTHETICALLY, a gay couple.

Tweek has never been so sure of something in his life. Craig wants to eat him.

The receptionist took one look at them and asked, “Groom running away with the best man?” Kyle sputtered a negative, but Stan asked curiously, “Does that happen often?” She shrugged. “About as often as you’d think.”