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Joined 08-03-02, id: 245980
Author has written 2 stories for Harry Potter, and Misc. Movies.
Old Europe. And proud of it. Hahaha.

Yes, I'm German, quite old and not good for many things. I'm good at making salad dressings. I'm no good at resisting chocolate.

Part-time librarian, tanguera, piano teacher, peace-demonstrator, sometimes fulltime online junkie. Member of the almost-extinct species of overdue longtime grad students. And of the Hogwarts School of Lunatic Drama Art.
Also Professor of Critical Reading and No Mercy at the soon-to-be FFU. And Valhallan cook.

I have now actually written, well okay, co-authored, a little bit of funny fanfic: It's called "Practice the War" and was posted under my partner-in-crime Mi's name, as she already has a reputation (to lose?) and her very own collection of followers.
But as we couldn't figure out any way to post it together, and the admins weren't exactly helpful, Mi insisted on me posting it too to get the, ahem, recognition i deserved? Dearie me.
Sad end of the story: It was removed for bad, bad double posting. Nobody warned us.
Well, now it's here.
And there is the Amadeus Drabble now. See below. Don't flame, please.

Still very honoured to beta-read for my friends Mi (on a secret but nonetheless passionate mission to befriend every Potter character with Severus A. Snape) and samvimes (Terry Pratchett's talented apprentice and new Snape-convert) and occasionally coerce them into writing stuff they never thought they would. It is called MBR. Malicious Beta-Reading.

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Fangirls and the Men Who Love Them by Mercator reviews
A Moral and Uplifting Tale of Witches, Watchmen, Palace Inhabitants, Music, Hysteria, Hip-dancing, Blackmail, Black Leather, and several Violations of Ankh Morpork Laws & Ordinances. (FINI)
Discworld - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 13,791 - Reviews: 102 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 7/15/2004 - Published: 5/3/2004
Howling Lesson by Mi reviews
COMPLETE! Snape - Lupin - 52,43 werewolves - Polyjuice - chocolate - chili - smalltalk - romantic opinions - childhood memories - transformations ... and I really can't put all of this in a summary! This story continues my SSRL series.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 6 - Words: 11,801 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 1/4/2004 - Published: 7/20/2003 - Severus S., Remus L. - Complete
From the Office of the Patrician by Mercator reviews
Lord Vetinari knows what you've been writing about him. He is not pleased...Ch7! A sweet-tart danger stalks the streets of A-M...
Discworld - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 5,363 - Reviews: 111 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 12/13/2003 - Published: 1/3/2003
Bath Day by Mercator reviews
Ah...There's nothing like a good, hot bath. What are characters in the DW doing in the tub? Peek and find out!
Discworld - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,404 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/30/2003
Pin the Tail to the Donkey by The Death of Mayflies reviews
A mysterious tale of tails, set amongst the street-wise and the street vice of Ankh-Morpork's seediest parts, complete with dos and donuts. Cross-dressing! Religious extremism! Negotiable affection! FINISHED. Please read and review.
Discworld - Rated: T - English - Humor/Horror - Chapters: 8 - Words: 14,864 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 4 - Updated: 5/11/2003 - Published: 2/25/2003 - Complete
Brooms and Balls by Mi reviews
How on earth did Lucius Malfoy get himself on the Slytherin Quidditch team? Find out in this short silliness, featuring Snape, Black and beware Narcissa! Marauder time, sixth year. A spinoff from Dramatis Personae.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,181 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 7 - Published: 5/8/2003 - Severus S., Lucius M.
Dramatis Personae by Mi reviews
The Marauders vs. the Slytherins! While everyone else parties happily away on the Yule Ball - Severus Snape, Lucius Malfoy, James Potter and Sirius Black have a hell of a night not being quite themselves. Fun, Love, Mayhem, Confusion!!!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 8 - Words: 15,747 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 5/5/2003 - Published: 3/16/2003 - Severus S., Sirius B.
Of Potions and Wolves by Mi reviews
Due to wolf-revealing rumours, Remus Lupin is having some miserable last weeks at school in his seventh year. But he won't be pitied, least of all by Severus Snape! No he won't. No he ... oh well. Complete.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,326 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/5/2003 - Remus L., Severus S. - Complete
Either Way by samvimes reviews
The fire in Ankh-Morpork is nearly out; from the foothills, Vimes and Vetinari contemplate the city.
Discworld - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,890 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 44 - Published: 3/25/2003
In The Blood by samvimes reviews
An accident in Uberwald finally catches up with Vimes. Werewolves! Physicists! Crosswords! Nakedness! Dr. Sluice!
Discworld - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 6 - Words: 19,605 - Reviews: 66 - Favs: 69 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 3/21/2003 - Published: 3/12/2003 - Complete
Mad Moon by Casira reviews
Presumed headline in the A-M Times: Werewolf's Boyfriend Walks On Moon; Angst Ensues. My take on Angua's reaction to the events of The Last Hero....
Discworld - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 9,864 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/9/2003
Owed by samvimes reviews
Rosie made a promise to John Keel about young Sam Vimes, and got her reward...but not in a way either of them expected.
Discworld - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,945 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/3/2003
Nothing's lost which can't be found if sought by Mi reviews
This is a short story, taking place after HP4, featuring lots of Snape-McGonagall bickering, inner turmoils, a surprisingly sociable Lucius Malfoy in a Death-Eater-cameo, and a very special gift ...
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,166 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 10 - Published: 2/24/2003 - Severus S., Minerva M.
Patterns by samvimes reviews
Vimes faces up to some interesting truths about the Watch.
Discworld - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,393 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 26 - Published: 2/12/2003
When in Rome, do as Rome Does by ThePet reviews
How will Snape and McGonagall survive in Muggle London, pretending to be a married couple? NOW COMPLETE!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 8 - Words: 19,133 - Reviews: 136 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 10/23/2002 - Published: 4/15/2002 - Severus S. - Complete
Knowledge is Its Own Reward by rabbit and -v-Jinx-v reviews
Have you ever had a theory...?
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,061 - Reviews: 153 - Favs: 118 - Follows: 16 - Published: 6/1/2002 - Complete
My Brothers Keeper by VimesLady reviews
Commander Sir Samuel Vimes faces betrayal, threats to his family, danger, anguish, and paperwork.*FINISHED, INCLUDING AUTHOR'S NOTES*
Discworld - Rated: T - English - Angst/Mystery - Chapters: 7 - Words: 19,415 - Reviews: 73 - Favs: 11 - Updated: 5/31/2002 - Published: 5/8/2002 - Complete
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Merge reviews
A very short experiment inspired by, or rather a comment on, the Wríting the Requiem scene from the film Amadeus. Slash, sort of.
Misc. Movies - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 369 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 6 - Published: 12/23/2003 - Complete
Practice the War reviews
You know, it's not easy, being a Dark Lord and intimidating people. It's all about the act. It's a matter of practice, really. Enjoy the rehearsal with Assistant Director Severus I have to know my motivation Snape!
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 899 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 3 - Published: 5/16/2003 - Severus S., Voldemort - Complete