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Joined 07-22-10, id: 2459950, Profile Updated: 12-15-10
Author has written 5 stories for Seekers series, Total Drama series, and Naruto.

Milk and Cereal
Milk and Cereal
milk and cereal
Cereal and milk

Milk and Cereal
Cereal, Cereal
Milk and Cereal
Cereal and Milk, Cereal and MIlk...

I dont want my Wheaties
Give 'em to the needy
Feelin kinda greedy
I keep em for myself (X9)

No Grapenuts for grandma
Mom likes Special K
You cant pinch an inch (X7)
They're magically delicious
Ya can't catch my Lucky Charms*
(pink hearts, yellow moons,blue diamonds, green clovers)
A is for Apple J is for Jack
You step on a crack
Youll break your mother's back
Rice Krispies
Frankenberry
Ooh Boo Berry

Milk and Cereal
Milk and Cereal
Milk and Cereal
Cereal and Milk (X4)

Milk and Stereo
Stereo Stereo
Milk and Cereal
Cereal and Milk
(Cheerio-eo-eo)

In the morning
At your table
Milk and Cereal
Snap Crackle Pop (X7)

Cuckoo for Cocoa Puffs (X8)
Trix are for kids! (X10)

In the morning
At your table
(Milk and Cereal)

No Grapenuts for Grandma
Grandma gets a Bran Muffin

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One Mistake by Dark Calamity of Princess reviews
One mistake will change your entire life. Naruto did one. And the victim was Gaara. What will they do? The summary is sucks, but I hope the story is better. NaruGaa, MPreg, Lemon, grammatical error, Rape. Please RnR!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 21 - Words: 65,400 - Reviews: 325 - Favs: 188 - Follows: 187 - Updated: 2/18 - Published: 2/12/2010 - Naruto U., Gaara
Just Like Heroin by VanityWantsYou reviews
It never ends well when you fall in love with a straight man. REWRITE OF THIS STORY IN THE WORKS. READ LAST CHAPTER. NaruSasu and SasuNaru
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 56 - Words: 225,354 - Reviews: 4101 - Favs: 1,443 - Follows: 1,004 - Updated: 12/2/2013 - Published: 1/8/2007 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Instant Message by Keelah reviews
She gave him names to kill, in order not to be killed herself. But having blood on her hands was turning out to be much worse than dying. "…There's still round 2…3…4…" When does this game end? She asked. "Don't you see, Sakura?" He said, "It never does."
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Horror/Romance - Chapters: 54 - Words: 266,286 - Reviews: 3457 - Favs: 1,027 - Follows: 908 - Updated: 11/1/2013 - Published: 4/4/2008 - Sakura H., Sasuke U.
Not As Planned by frumpyrox reviews
Sakura is on vacation in Italy with her friends and buckets of cash. But what happens when she gets lost in a crowd and then is sent to a travelling artist for help..? This is one vacation that surely won't be as planned. sasusaku AU
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 25 - Words: 47,254 - Reviews: 476 - Favs: 276 - Follows: 99 - Updated: 5/29/2013 - Published: 10/24/2007 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
Smile by Repeated Love Song reviews
Naruto would have never guessed that an innocent dare to make the grim Sasuke Uchiha smile would lead to a struggle to keep him doing so. NaruSasu AU college years.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 28 - Words: 255,762 - Reviews: 1322 - Favs: 1,004 - Follows: 884 - Updated: 3/19/2013 - Published: 6/27/2006 - Naruto U., Sasuke U.
F A T by KrzyKid247 reviews
Sasuke Uchiha has always been the fat kid, the one that no one paid any attention to, who was constantly teased. He was the joke of the school. But that will all soon change when he meets a guy at this party. A hot one. NaruSasu.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 21 - Words: 199,573 - Reviews: 269 - Favs: 185 - Follows: 217 - Updated: 1/4/2013 - Published: 5/10/2011 - Sasuke U., Naruto U.
Just to Make Sure by mbrattoo reviews
This alternates between Magnus' and Alec's POV. It all stems from them attempting to have a heart to heart and can be really fluffy at times. There's also a lot of romance. This covers birthdays, holidays and, many other days in their lives. Enjoy!
Mortal Instruments - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 23 - Words: 64,685 - Reviews: 179 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 68 - Updated: 2/20/2012 - Published: 6/1/2011 - Magnus B., Alec L.
Gone too far by deathskeith reviews
Itachi has to stop a friend's little brother from taking things too far with a crush on Sasuke. It gets more intense when he himself is finding himself falling for the innocent 16 year old. Contains:fluff, yaoi...You know the drill. Re-corrected version
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 37 - Words: 104,425 - Reviews: 311 - Favs: 223 - Follows: 99 - Updated: 11/9/2011 - Published: 1/19/2009 - Itachi U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Brain Damage by antisaints reviews
Naruto thrives on the notion of love at first sight. Or, at very least, he just really wants to bone Sasuke mindless. Maybe all of the pot, free love, and fighting the power has finally gone to his head. NaruSasu. AU.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 18 - Words: 108,729 - Reviews: 484 - Favs: 380 - Follows: 444 - Updated: 8/10/2011 - Published: 7/1/2008 - Sasuke U., Naruto U.
Things We Don't Talk About by just jay reviews
AU. Kendall Knight is a solo artist, and he is arrogant, cocky, pigheaded and greedy and only cares about himself. Logan Mitchell is legally blind. What happens when they meet? A possible tour? A possible friendship? Maybe even...love? Kogan, Jarlos.
Big Time Rush - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 15 - Words: 58,349 - Reviews: 181 - Favs: 148 - Follows: 76 - Updated: 6/25/2011 - Published: 2/2/2011 - Kendall, Logan - Complete
24 in 24 by Freedom Fighter reviews
It was supposed to be the night they went all the way. Instead, it's Bridgette's worst nightmare as she now has to find the rest of the cast and turn them over by sunset if she ever wants to see Geoff again. Also stars Noah, Ezekiel, and now Sierra, too!
Total Drama series - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 17 - Words: 33,709 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 5/23/2011 - Published: 1/24/2011 - Bridgette - Complete
Fox Magic by AkaiTsume reviews
A decision made in the heat of the moment leaves Sasuke questioning his past, his future, and his convictions, all while dealing with an ancient, all-powerful fox demon whose grudge transcends both time and space. NaruSasuNaru, canonish AU
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 20 - Words: 170,030 - Reviews: 1710 - Favs: 1,471 - Follows: 1,542 - Updated: 5/13/2011 - Published: 4/17/2006 - Naruto U., Sasuke U.
Secret Love by sheechiibii reviews
After Sasuke’s successful capture of Naruto – who is due to die at dawn – an interesting discovery pushes him to change the course of their lives; escaping to an island far from the Ninja ways, where they struggle with new norms and secret love. NaruSasu.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 17 - Words: 81,985 - Reviews: 102 - Favs: 74 - Follows: 83 - Updated: 5/11/2011 - Published: 3/30/2009 - Sasuke U., Naruto U.
This Frivolous Love by TheGreenBook reviews
The only person Jem has ever needed to survive is Will, but what will happen when Will is no longer enough? This contains Slash, Sexual content, and theories for Clockwork Prince & Clockwork Princess. Please Enjoy & Review! Now with Alternate Ending!
Infernal Devices, Cassandra Clare - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 34 - Words: 104,341 - Reviews: 188 - Favs: 73 - Follows: 38 - Updated: 5/6/2011 - Published: 12/22/2010 - Jem C., Will H. - Complete
peppermint swirls and stutterbug girls by precarious mind reviews
-AU-NARUHINA-SASUSAKU- With a pyromaniac for a roomate, a crush on his fellow schizo, and that peer counselor that just can't stop blushing, Naruto's stay in the teen ward of the local nuthouse proves to be anything but normal.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Drama - Chapters: 21 - Words: 39,196 - Reviews: 671 - Favs: 427 - Follows: 437 - Updated: 3/15/2011 - Published: 2/7/2008 - Naruto U., Hinata H.
Total Drama Crack by 1000GreenSun reviews
... Is just a bunch of TDI pairings that won't ever happen. Warning: Serious injuries may occur from over-exposure to this fic. Enjoy this collection of fine fanon and crack pairings! SPECIAL- The 12 Crack Couples of Christmas! #12- Finale!
Total Drama series - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 66 - Words: 31,956 - Reviews: 813 - Favs: 85 - Follows: 44 - Updated: 12/31/2010 - Published: 12/23/2008
Playing with Evil by R.G. Waffles reviews
Canon/ Slight AU - After one change causes Team 7's teamwork to deteriorate completely, Kakashi thinks it's about time he adjusts his training tactics. A story about overcoming disabilities, fixing friendships, and discovering relationships.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama/Friendship - Chapters: 14 - Words: 119,751 - Reviews: 249 - Favs: 149 - Follows: 100 - Updated: 12/10/2010 - Published: 1/17/2010 - Complete
Total Drama Gantz by randompandattack reviews
After a freak plane crash leaves the campers dead, they're brought back to life by a mysterious force called "Gantz". However now they're forced to play a horrific game filled with death. MAJOR character death
Total Drama series - Rated: M - English - Horror/Tragedy - Chapters: 11 - Words: 41,444 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 11/28/2010 - Published: 8/8/2010 - Complete
Gray Colored Happiness by mylilchickadee reviews
Sasuke comes back to Konoha and and must come to terms with himeslf. some NaruSasu
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 42 - Words: 245,578 - Reviews: 429 - Favs: 369 - Follows: 216 - Updated: 11/21/2010 - Published: 11/20/2006 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Battle Of The Bands by The Girl With the Angel Wings reviews
Full summary inside; Pairings: sasusaku naruhina nejiten shikaino gaaOC
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 37,303 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 11/20/2010 - Published: 7/16/2009 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
Struggling with perfection by Art-Freak-of-NATURE reviews
Sakura Haruno, a girl with a perfect family and perfect friends with perfect grades. But when she looks in a mirror, she sees a not so perfect self. Sasuke Uchiha, A pyro, Sent to Konoha Mental Institute. Will they live long enough to see eachother?SasSak
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,745 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 11/19/2010 - Published: 10/21/2010 - Sasuke U., Sakura H.
A Whiskey Lullaby by ch3rryb3rry101 reviews
What happens when Sakura cheats and Sasuke leaves. Only to find out he can't live without her. This is a horrible summary the story is much better!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,372 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 5 - Published: 10/18/2010 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
The Luckiest by TheSlashBunny reviews
All he did was look. He didn't want to wake him, not when he was not only sleeping, but sleeping deeply. Just over a year ago, he would've thought that he was being creepy, staring at someone like this. *Rated T - mentions adult acts* Fluff!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,069 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/13/2010 - Naruto U., Gaara - Complete
Fake Empire by Nyhlus reviews
AU. This game isn't like the other. They didn't choose to play this game. It's kill or be killed as these teenagers are forced to an island to hunt down a terrorist rebel organization. All while knowing, only one of them can make it off the island alive.
Total Drama series - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Tragedy - Chapters: 14 - Words: 36,111 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 10/3/2010 - Published: 7/9/2010 - Duncan, Courtney - Complete
Hallucinations by Princess Of All Good reviews
"...Are you having hallucinations?" SxS OS
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 695 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 8/23/2010 - Sasuke U., Sakura H.
Super Sasuke Bros by Benevolent Contradiction reviews
What would happen if Sasuke played Super Mario Bros? Very short one-shot. Rated T for language.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 325 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 8 - Published: 8/21/2010 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
The Diabolical Accounts by Ren and Missa reviews
Some love stories aren't always love stories. Sometimes, it's just about...stalking. Sequel to The Eccentric Files
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,165 - Reviews: 132 - Favs: 221 - Follows: 69 - Published: 8/3/2010 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Black Tables by maybe now reviews
sequel to And Then You: The weight had become a familiar one, the weight of his head lying on her chest. She lay quietly, not moving, simply listening to his calm inhales and exhales.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,179 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 107 - Follows: 8 - Published: 7/11/2010 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
Streets of Chicago by Neon Genesis reviews
Chicago!verse. Gunshots, and kidnapping, and waffles. No one said being a gangster is easy. Sasuke x Sakura.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,270 - Reviews: 95 - Favs: 253 - Follows: 103 - Published: 6/19/2010 - Sakura H., Sasuke U.
Beaten Black and Pink by Krabby Patties reviews
/AU/ "Shh," Sasuke whispered in my ear. "It's me. Just me." He let go of me and I spun around. "Sasuke-kun, how can you be so calm!" I was screeching now. "You killed someone! I knew you were a yakuza, a murderer!" /Kinda Sky High based/ /SxS/
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 23 - Words: 78,935 - Reviews: 507 - Favs: 415 - Follows: 249 - Updated: 6/13/2010 - Published: 11/22/2007 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Substantiate by you're beautiful reviews
SasuSaku. "So, he said that he would learn how to say I love you in 26 languages just to prove that he does love you?" —COMPLETE
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,822 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 130 - Follows: 19 - Published: 4/21/2010 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
This Summer by N-AngelFire reviews
I dropped the soccer ball on the ground and took a running start. I arced my foot back and swung as hard as I could. I didn't see him approach. Let's just say, I hit more balls than planned. "YOU CASTRATED SASUKE!" Oops! SasuSaku ShikaIno NaruHina NejiTn
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 14,592 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 50 - Updated: 3/24/2010 - Published: 1/8/2010 - Sasuke U., Sakura H.
Naruto on Facebook? by Silent Megumi reviews
My First Fanfic.. Naruto and the gang discovered... FACEBOOK! Read and Review please
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 454 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 88 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 3/9/2010 - Published: 3/7/2010 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
The Voice of Sasuke's Heart by SasukeUchihasGuardian reviews
When Sasuke is brought back to Konoha by Naruto, brutally poisoned by Orochimaru, what will happen as the fire starts to die from Sasuke’s eyes? SasuSaku. Rated for content.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,480 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 5 - Published: 3/7/2010 - Sasuke U., Sakura H.
The Magically SelfAdjusting Pants by JanuaryEclipses reviews
It was turning out to be a boring, mission-less summer for Team 7. That is, of course, until a pair of magical pants enters the picture. Crackfic.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,813 - Reviews: 66 - Favs: 223 - Follows: 20 - Published: 1/31/2010 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
Only a Hint of My Past by SasukeUchihasGuardian reviews
Sasuke lies dying in the forest until he's rescued by Sakura. However, Sasuke slips into a coma, and the only way to bring him out is for Sakura to enter his mind and watch his clan's murder. Sakura's avid to help, but if she fails, the both of them die.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,565 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 4 - Published: 12/1/2009 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Let Me In by Kakashi500 reviews
Sasuke you have to tell somebody about this!" Sakura exclaimed. "I can't, and you can't either, promise me you won't tell." Sakura looked into his eyes and nodded. She regretted that promise; when Sasuke ran off, she fell to her knees crying.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 22 - Words: 66,626 - Reviews: 163 - Favs: 174 - Follows: 76 - Updated: 11/9/2009 - Published: 12/23/2008 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Thunderstorms: Mori no Fukuro by smid309 reviews
Thunderstorms never failed to bring Sasuke to Itachi's room. Itachi never failed to invite Sasuke to bed with him during those times. The brothers share a bonding moment that others try to tear apart. ItaSasu. Fluffy and cute, like a white bunnie!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Family/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,476 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 4 - Published: 10/24/2009 - Itachi U., Sasuke U. - Complete
cherry apple wine by the blanket reviews
AU. SasuSaku. He decided, in that moment, that she was lovely. “Does it bother you that you aren’t the only man in her life?”
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 68,280 - Reviews: 527 - Favs: 430 - Follows: 501 - Updated: 10/24/2009 - Published: 11/13/2007 - Sasuke U., Sakura H.
Die, Everyone’s Doing It by allurement reviews
AU. The zombie apocalypse has arrived, and eleven teenagers find themselves seeking refuge at their high school. But with the zombies looking for fresh blood at every corner, and the gang getting killed off one by one, is survival really possible?
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Horror/Supernatural - Chapters: 4 - Words: 13,135 - Reviews: 93 - Favs: 111 - Follows: 93 - Updated: 10/18/2009 - Published: 7/11/2009 - Kiba I.
Life or Death? by signelchan reviews
An accident kills a boy. His lover wants to die, too. But when she tries, it fails, leaving her to suffer, and her friend to remember it all.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,103 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 3 - Published: 10/6/2009 - [Sakura H., Sasuke U.] Ino Y. - Complete
Still Life by Kuro Shi reviews
Naruto returns with Sasuke, Sakura makes a grave mistake, Ino has a past. Plot by the ever patient "gof22". Finally updated with revised chapters.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 70,496 - Reviews: 247 - Favs: 116 - Follows: 165 - Updated: 8/13/2009 - Published: 12/18/2006 - Naruto U.
catch & release by sillyangelxo reviews
ONESHOT. AU. SasuSaku • He’s been there. He’s always been there. It just took me thirteen years, a fight, and attempting to replace him with my new boyfriend to realize it.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,139 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 69 - Follows: 5 - Published: 7/23/2009 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Falling Up to Heaven by R.G. Waffles reviews
He was only trying to find salvation after surving an accident that left him with the loss of a family member and the loss of a limb. Salvation. What he got was a world of twists, a wild ride into darkness, and karma chasing after his every move. No Yaoi.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Angst/Humor - Chapters: 31 - Words: 260,318 - Reviews: 698 - Favs: 262 - Follows: 134 - Updated: 7/20/2009 - Published: 12/21/2008 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Fast Times At Konoha High by knowname reviews
A/U Konoha High. Sakura's the new chick at school. But when something happens between her & the school badboy, his mysterious brother saves her while putting himself in danger. Now it's up to Sakura to save him. Saku/Sasu.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 11,119 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 5/29/2009 - Published: 2/26/2008 - Sakura H., Sasuke U.
Sound by Wicked Enough reviews
//OneShot//SasuSaku// He is alone, and hears everything but her.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 957 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 6 - Published: 5/28/2009 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
kiss me through the phone by the blanket reviews
CRACK // FLUFF. SasuSaku. “Sakura? Did you pass out? Yell if you’re being molested.”
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 603 - Reviews: 88 - Favs: 200 - Follows: 10 - Published: 5/26/2009 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Orexis by Await The Morrow reviews
After a stay in the hospital Sasuke struggles to find his place back at home. Nobody seems to trust him anymore, has he really recovered? Now a story consisting of one-shots, eating disorders, shounen-ai. NaruSasu. Finished.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 44,126 - Reviews: 70 - Favs: 81 - Follows: 41 - Updated: 4/6/2009 - Published: 9/14/2008 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
NaruBook by Annie Sparklecakes reviews
CRACK. Facebook is addictive, even to ninja. Uchiha Sasuke is annoyed, Uchiha Karin is sad, and Uzumaki Naruto and Haruno Sakura are now engaged. Confused? The MiniFeed has all the answers.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 723 - Reviews: 366 - Favs: 959 - Follows: 77 - Published: 2/19/2009 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
HipHop Romance and Street Dancing Love by RedMapleLeaf reviews
Sasuke, and a famouse hip-hop and street dancing dancer. Sakura, a local talented street dancer. Both competitive to win the name Konoha Street King/Queen. Will hip-hop bring them together or take them apart. Major SasuSaku minor InoShika NaruHina NeijiTe
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 6,169 - Reviews: 61 - Favs: 82 - Follows: 60 - Updated: 2/12/2009 - Published: 4/24/2008 - Sakura H., Sasuke U.
Total Drama Comeback by The Kobold Necromancer reviews
The original 22 contestants are back on Wawanakwa for another season. Who will win? What new friendships and love interests will form? Can Ezekiel survive, and will Izzy find the jellybean smuggler? Completed, official pairings and more.
Total Drama series - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 53 - Words: 375,353 - Reviews: 1836 - Favs: 487 - Follows: 149 - Updated: 2/10/2009 - Published: 9/4/2008 - Ezekiel, Izzy - Complete
My Wildest Dream: To Be a Gangster by Luna's Palimpsest reviews
AU Uchiha Sasuke, a total Einstein, had been unintentionally saved by gangsters. After the incident, his world suddenly turned upside-down—he madly wanted to be one of them!
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,731 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 11 - Published: 1/16/2009 - Sasuke U.
The Sound of His Heartbeat by pyrosnap reviews
The sound of his heartbeat was her favorite music to hear. AU sasuxsaku.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,085 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 15 - Published: 1/6/2009 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
Within Temptation by AdventRain reviews
When darkness consumes his soul, he shut everything and everyone out. When his only goal was to prove he wasn't weak and pathetic, she could only hope to help the blind, cold and alone boy...SasuSaku .:.Re-Writing! Read: Love Is Blind!.:.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 17 - Words: 55,027 - Reviews: 264 - Favs: 115 - Follows: 96 - Updated: 1/3/2009 - Published: 8/18/2005 - Sakura H., Sasuke U.
Spectral Affair by MintiNeko reviews
My name is Sakura Haruno, and my dead crush's ghost keeps following me around. And no, he doesn't want closure. He wants to come back. AU. SasuSaku. Hiatus.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 8,449 - Reviews: 120 - Favs: 149 - Follows: 174 - Updated: 12/30/2008 - Published: 5/17/2008 - Sakura H., Sasuke U.
Grotesque Idiosyncrasy by HaRuKi-No-KiMi reviews
AU Crack fic On the red corner—the boyish, brutal, bully—Haruno Sakura. On the blue corner—the geek, always bullied, rich Uchiha brat—Uchiha Sasuke. Normality, they know not. It's always overrated. Abnormality, they do know. And it's never overrated.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 11,626 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 12/1/2008 - Published: 4/27/2008 - Sasuke U., Sakura H.
Inch by Inch by kodoku na oujo reviews
Naruto and Sasuke were the best of friends. But then Naruto's family moved to Germany. After six years, they meet up once again. But Sasuke is horrified to find that Naruto has grown taller than him! Will this pose a threat to their relationship! NaruSasu
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,851 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 72 - Follows: 10 - Published: 11/23/2008 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Model Behaviour by Anorexia reviews
Anorexia.DrugAbuse.Mild Pedophilia.SasukexSakura. All her life she wanted to model, but when her dream comes true, things take an unexpected turn and Sakura spirals into the dangers of modeling. Will Sasuke be able to help her when he himself suffers?
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 26 - Words: 98,934 - Reviews: 1216 - Favs: 530 - Follows: 353 - Updated: 11/1/2008 - Published: 10/14/2006 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
Nothing But Air by kodoku na oujo reviews
When one dies, the soul looses all its memories of its time spent on Earth. But what if that soul is not ready to die? Can Naruto find a way to get back to the world of the living? Can he make it back to his family, friends... lover? NaruSasu
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama/Supernatural - Chapters: 15 - Words: 52,545 - Reviews: 112 - Favs: 67 - Follows: 42 - Updated: 9/29/2008 - Published: 1/25/2008 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
The Simple Life of a Rockstar by His-Only-Heart reviews
She's a shy girl with a bad life, he was the popular boy of school in a damn good band. She loved to sing, he was the drummer. Auditions are up upon thousands of girls and she grabs the chance to fufil her dream of singing. Want more?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 20,524 - Reviews: 127 - Favs: 72 - Follows: 84 - Updated: 9/18/2008 - Published: 12/30/2007 - Sakura H., Sasuke U.
whips and tips by the blanket reviews
Dialogue. Innuendo. CRACK. SasuSaku. “You really can’t wrap your lips around it? Not even the tip? Tsk. You’ve disappointed me, Sakura.”
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,173 - Reviews: 98 - Favs: 185 - Follows: 21 - Published: 8/23/2008 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Life Cereal by yukiislikesnow reviews
There’s this kid that rides my bus, and I see him from time to time. I never really noticed him until about a week ago. ...this guy, he looked so frail... AU NaruSasu
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 12 - Words: 21,566 - Reviews: 115 - Favs: 71 - Follows: 112 - Updated: 8/6/2008 - Published: 5/3/2007 - Sasuke U., Naruto U.
Almost Sucks by Mashiro reviews
[AU, NaruSasu] It is love at first sight when Naruto meets his new neighbor Sasuke and no amount of foul attitude can change his mind. A story about growing up, about family and about that love thing.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 77 - Words: 284,966 - Reviews: 2528 - Favs: 1,389 - Follows: 509 - Updated: 8/2/2008 - Published: 1/5/2006 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Biohazard by Yellow Mask reviews
Complete. A dangerous disease is spreading through Konoha like wildfire, and it is a race against time to find the source...and a cure. SasuSaku, NaruHina, NejiTen, ShikaIno.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 11 - Words: 41,502 - Reviews: 751 - Favs: 1,141 - Follows: 248 - Updated: 6/26/2008 - Published: 4/18/2008 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
Wiggle Those Hips: You're a School Girl Now by bevino reviews
Uzumaki Naruto, the youngest member in the police force, comes to realize that working undercover for the Mafia was a childs play compared to this. And those skirts are way to short! NaruSasu, AU. COMPLETE.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 18 - Words: 103,052 - Reviews: 1339 - Favs: 1,704 - Follows: 517 - Updated: 6/13/2008 - Published: 6/14/2007 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
love shack by smartalker reviews
It was only a matter of time before Sakura snapped and fed Sasuke drugs to make him horny.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 447 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 74 - Follows: 4 - Published: 6/4/2008 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
A Painful Secret by HarUchiha reviews
SasuSaku - Sakura Haruno is an average high school senior at Konoha High, but this pink-haired teen has a secret that leaves her bruised every night. Can a mysterious new student pry that secret out of her and protect her from her pain?
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 28 - Words: 49,228 - Reviews: 736 - Favs: 731 - Follows: 243 - Updated: 5/18/2008 - Published: 4/29/2008 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
Kai by Roses of Sharon reviews
She kills him twenty-three times that night. The next night, she forgets the silencing genjutsu. SasuSaku.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,005 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 3 - Published: 4/20/2008 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
sticks and stones by the blanket reviews
CRACK. Dialogue. SasuSaku. “Doesn't make sense? Sure it does. Your Sharingan? Red. Your skin? Pasty. Clearly, you're albino. And, also, P.S, Sasuke-kun. There’s this thing called sunlight. Get some.”
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,069 - Reviews: 91 - Favs: 194 - Follows: 28 - Published: 4/6/2008 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
The Pregnant ABC's by Your Pet Peeve reviews
.:One-shot:. I, Sasuke Uchiha, will tell you how bad Sakura is when she's pregnant. In ABC form. .:SasuSaku:.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 349 - Reviews: 73 - Favs: 158 - Follows: 17 - Published: 3/26/2008 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
The Eccentric Files by Ren and Missa reviews
When Ino met her dream boy, it was on a bus to New York, and it took her several hours to learn his name and stop calling him 'Pinapple Head'. Sakura, on the other hand, literally ran into hers and got cake all over his shirt. Nice.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 71,190 - Reviews: 1131 - Favs: 1,612 - Follows: 428 - Updated: 1/21/2008 - Published: 4/16/2007 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
growing pains by the blanket reviews
Gift!fic for Missa. Team 7 with SasuSaku. Now, now, Sasuke, no need to get huffy. Are Naruto and I going have to give you The Talk?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,577 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 108 - Follows: 13 - Published: 12/26/2007 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Toxicity by VyxenSkye reviews
On a simple scouting mission Naruto and Sasuke encounter something extra, and Naruto is forced to care for a poisoned and ailing Sasuke. Deep friendship NaruSasu.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama/Friendship - Chapters: 5 - Words: 7,765 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 88 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 10/21/2007 - Published: 9/30/2007 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Masochist ver 1 by Jaiden Lockheart reviews
Being the new kid is never easy, but maybe this time there would be someone worth staying for. Narusasu, Kibashika and others.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 31,325 - Reviews: 111 - Favs: 97 - Follows: 127 - Updated: 9/21/2007 - Published: 3/19/2007 - Naruto U., Sasuke U.
Excuse Me Miss! by the blanket reviews
[SasuSaku. Team 7ness. crack.] “But didn’t you hear, Sakura? Sasuke needs to learn my Oiroke no Jutsu to sex up some yakuza!” Oh. Hell. No. Features femme!Sasuke, photographer!Naruto, and tutor!Sakura.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,195 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 194 - Follows: 23 - Published: 9/3/2007 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
The Things that Friendship Does by bell.esque reviews
[Team 7, slight SasuSaku] The last cherished words I hear slip out of my teammates' lips. 'Rest in peace, Uchiha Sasuke. With love, Team Seven.' And I did exactly that.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,383 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/28/2007 - Sasuke U. - Complete
Serpens Venenum by R.G. Waffles reviews
Orochimaru likes playing games . . . cruel and unusual games. And Sasuke is his next pawn. [You have 743 hours, 59 minutes, and 58 seconds left to live.]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 20 - Words: 57,914 - Reviews: 215 - Favs: 88 - Follows: 44 - Updated: 8/18/2007 - Published: 3/11/2007 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
The Match by you.broke.a.promise reviews
Kakashi vs Sasuke in a rap battle. CRACK ensues.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 767 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 62 - Follows: 9 - Published: 8/17/2007 - Kakashi H., Sasuke U. - Complete
Speaking Sasuke by kiera golightly reviews
Kakashi, Sakura, and Naruto explain and translate Sasuke's language, including the multiple meanings of 'Hn.' Sasuke is not amused.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,693 - Reviews: 210 - Favs: 597 - Follows: 74 - Published: 7/23/2007 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Hypochondriac by SakuraDouble reviews
Sasuke is tired of sharing Sakura's attention with the hospital. So what does he do about it?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 919 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 8 - Published: 6/12/2007 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Don't Say A Word by Lady of Revenge reviews
When a sunny high schoolboy meets a schizophrenic and silent mental hospital patient. NaruSasu. Warnings for rape/child-abuse in flashbacks , mental illnesses.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 17 - Words: 55,962 - Reviews: 595 - Favs: 494 - Follows: 223 - Updated: 6/6/2007 - Published: 3/24/2006 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
One Kiss by Sasukes-Angel0221 reviews
Sasuke lies dying on a branch, Sakura lays next to him praying that he will be okay will her kiss save him? Or make his death worse? [SasuSaku]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,143 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 2/20/2007 - Published: 2/15/2007 - Complete
Girl All The Bad Guys Want by moodiful819 reviews
An AU Sasusaku oneshot. Sasuke is a bit shy and Sakura's a bit of a tomboy, will the talent show be able to bring these two together or will Sasuke be put to shame trying to impress the girl of his dreams?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 6,579 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 12/25/2006 - Published: 12/22/2006 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
Poison by SnoOza reviews
Guess how many words it takes to kill? [oneshot]
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,883 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/29/2006 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
SASUKE: The Owner's Guide and Maintenance Manual by Wicked Enough reviews
/Done with Permission/v 2.0/ Congratulations! You are now the proud owner of an UCHIHA SASUKE unit! With a little help from this manual, you'll learn the basics of feeding, bathing, and glomping an UCHIHA SASUKE!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,818 - Reviews: 292 - Favs: 830 - Follows: 80 - Updated: 9/25/2006 - Published: 8/29/2005 - Sasuke U. - Complete
Holy Jesus! They're at it again! by AsianOne reviews
DEDICATED TO: KidManga. Sakura walks in on her two teammates doing something quite...interesting.OneShot
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 436 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 8 - Published: 8/27/2006 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Light by GirlquinndreameR reviews
You live in the darkness...it’s harder to live any other existence. He left. He was my friend. He was my family. Sasuke. [Naruto finds Sasuke and saves him from darkness. Naruto Sasuke friendship]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,931 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 14 - Published: 8/25/2006 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
And Then by Xinthos reviews
...There were none. [OneShot]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,928 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 69 - Follows: 8 - Published: 7/22/2006 - Complete
My eyes only reflects you by bleeding heart in the fire reviews
Sakura is a popular girl and though she didn’t really care for it, being used to situation, she knows she can have any guy she would have liked…at least she did think so until she met Sasuke.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 4 - Words: 8,545 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 6/14/2006 - Published: 12/20/2005 - Sasuke U., Sakura H.
The Great Debate by cutiechibi reviews
Because sometimes we just have to laugh at ourselves and our fandom. SasuNaruSasu, NaruSasuNaru, SasuNaru, NaruSasu, and bingo was his name o. Spoilers to manga chapter 307 and possible spoilers to Gravitation, X1999, and Sukisho. Crack fic, away!
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,125 - Reviews: 157 - Favs: 265 - Follows: 16 - Published: 5/24/2006 - Complete
The World Ends by Ninjacat reviews
When it comes to Sasuke, living or dying for Sakura had never been a matter of choice. Dark sort of whatif set perhaps 10 years into the future, beware EvilSasuke!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,340 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 3 - Published: 5/19/2006 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
Insanity by kawaii-kirei reviews
Sasuke has gone insane. Naruto takes care of him. [implied SasuNaru or NaruSasu, drabble, not really a dark fic. X3]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 629 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 98 - Follows: 10 - Published: 4/22/2006 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
I'm Not Okay, I Promise by Byakugan Girl reviews
After the death of a friend, Hinata worries about Naruto. Implied character death, NaruHina & SasuSaku. Oneshot
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 470 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/31/2006 - Naruto U., Hinata H. - Complete
Chasing Naruto by AkaiTsume reviews
AU: College Years. Sasuke doesn't want to come to terms with his feelings, but when rivals appear, he has to take matters into his own hands...NaruSasu Shounenai, yaoi.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 24 - Words: 130,423 - Reviews: 2529 - Favs: 2,935 - Follows: 549 - Updated: 2/11/2006 - Published: 3/19/2005 - Complete
Coward! by Yasmia reviews
..::ONESHOT::.. ..:: Sasuke and Sakura have lost Naruto, Sakura is prarlyzed by fear and Sasuke is not in the best shape ever when he is thrown from a tree, but who is there to pick up the pieces ::.. SasukexSakura
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,362 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 15 - Published: 1/21/2006 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Ill by his-little-troll reviews
The entire village is ill and dying, this is how it happens to Naruto. Might be considered a companiion peice to Motions, my Sakura story. Slight SakuSasu
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 539 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/24/2005 - Complete
Ghosts by Ninjacat reviews
In a life after Sasuke, Naruto and Sakura pick up the pieces and salvage a life without him. Written five years ago; a very grim What-If tale.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,001 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 106 - Follows: 11 - Published: 6/13/2005 - Complete
A Mary Sue Alphabet by Irony-chan reviews
A's for Amanda Our hero's twin sister Got lost as a baby and Gosh, how he missed her...
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Poetry/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,497 - Reviews: 2549 - Favs: 5,853 - Follows: 341 - Published: 1/12/2005 - Complete
Three Pieces of an Annoyingly Difficult Puzzle by Kokoro Kakera HP reviews
Naruto, Sakura and Sasuke... Three parts of a complex mess of love and interest. The Konoha village wouldn't be the same without a little action as well...
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 23 - Words: 39,949 - Reviews: 390 - Favs: 137 - Follows: 65 - Updated: 12/28/2004 - Published: 4/20/2003
Dissertations on the Origin of Male Pairings by n00bshoes reviews
Male Naruto characters figure out what yaoi is. Slight indications of yuri and Shino is possibly...
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,657 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 8 - Published: 12/22/2003 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
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Into Yesterday reviews
AU/ Sakura grabbed her skateboard and snuck downstairs and out the door. She put the skateboard to the floor and began what she loved most. Skateboarding/OOC!Sasuke. horrid at summaries
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 6,559 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 2/28/2011 - Published: 1/26/2011 - Sakura H., Sasuke U.
A Day in the Life of Me reviews
A mysterious accident on the set of Total Drama causes Heather to lose consciousness. When she wakes up, she's in Beth's body! Full summary inside...
Total Drama series - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,645 - Reviews: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/20/2010 - Heather
Total Drama REUNION! reviews
Click inside for summary and more than I can mention in this short paragraph.
Total Drama series - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 8,146 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 12/16/2010 - Published: 12/13/2010
Ursa Major reviews
'The sun was high in the sky, and it seemed like forever stretched before her and her cub, but she knew better than that.' MAJOR Spoilers for Fire in the Sky
Seekers series - Rated: K+ - English - Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,024 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 12/4/2010
The call reviews
"See, I told you I could catch a seal!" Some spoilers for Fire in the Sky. Inspired by The Call by Regina Skeptor. My first storyyyyyyyyyyyyy!11!1111
Seekers series - Rated: K+ - English - Tragedy/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,507 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 4 - Published: 11/26/2010 - Kallik, Toklo - Complete