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Author has written 2 stories for Percy Jackson and the Olympians.

Hi! I haveno idea what I am doing, but okay. Um, I'm 13 and love Maximum Ride and the Percy Jackson series'. I want to be an author. Yeah. That's all I got. Bye!!


*Hey guys, I just wanted to say that I know some people are asking when I am going to write another PJO story. Well, I'm really busy with school and never have time to do anything!!! But over the summer I promise to do another. Thanx for being such a great audience! (I know... Im modest) Oh, and one more thing. How would you guys feel if I posted the opening chapter to a book I eventually wish to publish? Write me back, now I have to go do more stupid homework. Bye!!!* 10/17/10

*Hey again! So, i did get alot of requests to post the prologue, but I think that that might be a bad idea. I mean you guys rock and all, but i was told not to put it online because some people you know... suck. Now, I am gonna give you a little something, but it's copy righted so if you steal it i can sew. Not that you guys would. :) Ok, so here's my main characters prophecy:

The Gardians will give the girl seven days

Before all creatures will arase

On a journey for the sword of dreams

Happyness will be tested and torn at the seams

She shall have to fall through the endless floor,

for only her touch can open the door.

But beware the seven, for they will try

to change her direction or make her die.

And though along the way tears will be shed,

hope is the last virtue to be dead.

*So? What do you think? Now, I know it sounds alot like The Oracle of Delphi's, but I promise that in content it woln't. Write me, I'll be trapped inside cause of snow for a couple of days. ILY guys, bye!* 01/09/11

My Age:


Where I live:

Somewhere in the Milky Way Galaxy

Things I hate:

High School Musical, fire, Hannah Montana, people who can never take a hint, Boys that interrupt me reading, people making fun of me for being a member of PETA, and chain emails/txts!

I am not:

a hobo, team Edward or Jacob, shy, peppy, friendly, suddle, goth and/or emo

My goals:

Write a story as great as Maximum Ride and as popular as the Percy Jackson series.

My Favorite Quotes:

This is my brain: O this is my brain after making out with Fang: o Its very sad.- Max

When life gives u lemons, make grape juice, then sit back and let the whole world wonder how u did it.

I dream of a better tomorrow . . . Where chickens can cross roads and not have their motives questioned.

Best Friends were the kind of people who laugh at a joke 3 times. Once when its told; the 2nd time when they explain it; and 5 mins later…. When they finally get it

This is a pen!- Percy

Sometimes I pretend to be normal, but it gets boring, so I go back to being me.

Silence is golden, duct tape is silver.

I run with scissors. It makes me feel dangerous.

Why yes, I do spontaneously break out into ninja moves.

I did not hit you, I simply high-fived your face.

It takes skill to trip over flat surfaces.

I'm not deaf, I'm just ignoring you.

We're so cool, ice cubes are jealous.

Never go to bed angry. Stay awake and plot your revenge.

I am a bomb technician. If you see me running, try to keep up.

Bad spellers of the world, UNTIE!

I'm not crazy, my reality is just different than yours.

Procrastinators, UNITE . . . Tomorrow.

Good morning, I see the assasins have failed.

Fave. Book Series:

-Maximum Ride- James Paterson

-Percy Jackson and the Olympians- Rick Something

-Dark Secrets- Elizabeth Chadler

-Galliger Girls- Ally Carter

-Uglies- Scott Westfeild

Fave. TV Shows:

-Wizards of Waverly Place

- House of ANUBIS

-Covert Affairs

-George Lopez

-Toddlers in Tiaras

Fave Movies:

-The Lightning Thief

-Night of the Muesum

-What’s New Scooby Doo

I understand that Scissors can beat Paper, and I get how Rock can beat Scissors, but there's no way Paper can beat Rock. Is Paper supposed to magically wrap around Rock leaving it immobile? If so, why can't paper do this to scissors? Screw scissors, why can't paper do this to people? Why aren't sheets of college ruled notebook paper constantly suffocating students as they attempt to take notes in class? I'll tell you why, because paper can't beat anybody, a rock would tear it up in two seconds. When I play rock/ paper/ scissors, I always choose rock. Then when somebody claims to have beaten me with their paper I can punch them in the face with my ready made fist and say, oh, I'm sorry, I thought paper would protect you!!

Female Comebacks:

Man: Where have you been all my life?
Woman: Hiding from you.

Man: Haven't I seen you someplace before?
Woman: Yes, that's why I don't go there anymore.

Man: Is this seat empty?
Woman: Yes, and this one will be if you sit down.

Man: Your place or mine?
Woman: Both. You go to yours, and I'll go to mine.

Man: So, what do you do for a living?
Woman: I'm a female impersonator.

Man: Hey baby, what's your sign?
Woman: Do not enter.

Man: I would go to the end of the world for you.
Woman: But would you stay there

Man: If I could rearrange the alphabet I'd put u and i together
Woman: Really, I'd put f and u together

Man: Your eyes, they're amazing.
Woman: Seeing your back would be pretty amazing

I really do NOT understand why they have these warning signs:

On Sears hairdryer:
Do not use while sleeping.
(Really? That's when everybody does there hair)

On a bag of Fritos:
You could be a winner! No purchase necessary. Details inside.
(The shoplifter special!)

On a bar of Dial soap:
Directions: Use like regular soap.
(I wonder...)

On some Swann frozen dinners:
Serving suggestion: Defrost.
(Really! I never would have thought!)

On Tesco's Tiramisu dessert: (printed on bottom of the box)
Do not turn upside down.
(To late!)

On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding:
Product will be hot after heating.
(Yeah. That's kind of what microwaves do.)

On packaging for a Rowenta iron:
Do not iron clothes on body.
(But wouldn't that save more time?)

On Boot's Children's cough medicine:
Do not drive car or operate machinery.
(We could do a lot to reduce the construction accidents if we just kept those 5 year olds off those fork lifts...)

On Nytol sleep aid:
Warning: May cause drowsiness.
(One would hope!)

On a Korean kitchen knife:
Warning: Keep out of children.

On a string of Christmas lights:
For indoor or outdoor use only.
(As opposed to use where?...in outer space.)

On a food processor:
Not to be used for the other use.
(Now I'm curious.)

On Sainsbury's peanuts:
Warning: Contains nuts.

On an American Airlines packet of nuts:
Instructions: Open packet, eat nuts.
(somebody got paid big bucks to write this one...)

On a Swedish chainsaw:
Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands.
(You know that if this is a warning someone must have done it.)

On a child's Superman costume:
Wearing of this garment does not enable you to fly.
(Oh go ahead! That's right, destroy a universal childhood belief.)

(Lex the SPAZZ also wrote some of these responses.)

What have you pulled?

If you have pulled a Max: You have made a snap decision and decided to do it without thinking it through first.

If you have pulled a Fang: You have sneaked up behind someone without them noticing, making it seem like you came out of nowhere

If you have pulled a Iggy: You have run into an inaminate object without realizing it was there. This could include, poles, wall, doors, tables, etc.

If you have pulled a Nudge: You have talked about something nonstop for the past five minutes, not allowing anyone else to speak. This is also known as rambling.

If you have pulled a Gazzy: You have farted in a big group of people really loudly, and everyone could hear it and smell it.

If you have pulled a Angel:You have invaded someone elses personal space, without any consideration for that person. You can also pull a Angel by gaining a whole lot of useless powers that you don't really need...but I highly recomend the first one.

Yeah, I have pulled a few Max's, but not many Fangs. (I am a very noticeable person :)!) I pull tons of Nudges (Ask my friends) but not many Gazzy's or Angels. The one I pull the most is probley Iggys.(I ran into a glass door, in a bikki infront of all of my extended familey.) So yeah thats my life. :)


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90% of the teenage population would FREAK OUT if Miley Cyrus were jumping off the top of the Empire State building.If you're one of those 10 of the people that would be yelling "JUMP BICH!, then paste this in your profile!

5 things that would piss off Annabeth

Ask her about Calypso or Rachel

Ask her if she’s a dumb blond

Tell her that Luke was better looking then Percy

Bring up that she wasn’t strong enofe to hold the sky

Call her stupid

10 things that would piss off Percy

Ask him what a giant fork (Trident) has anything to do with the ocean

Bring up that he STILL didn’t know if Annabeth liked him even AFTER she kissed him

Ask him how Rachel’s doing

Offer for him to join your book club

Ask him why Poseidon hasn’t faded if people are dumping so much crap into the ocean

Ask him why his pen isn’t click able

Ask him why he chose Annabeth (Warning: If you do that he may hurt you)

Ask him if kids at school beat him up for saying “Oh gods!” or “What the Hades?!”

Call his girlfriend stupid (Warning: They’ll both hurt you)

Tell him that the sky is as light as air

1 thing that will piss them both off

Underestimating them


1. Get 24 boxes of condoms and randomly put them in people's carts when they aren't looking.

2. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the rest rooms.

3. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone,
" 'Code 3' in housewares"... and see what happens.

4. Go the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on lay away.

5. Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area.

6. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask,
"Why can't you people just leave me alone?"

7. While handling guns in the hunting department, ask the clerk if he knows where the anti - depressants are.

8. Hide in a clothing rack and when people browse through,
say "PICK ME!... Take me with you!!"

9. When an announcement comes over the loud speaker, assume the fetal position and scream..
"NO! NO! It's those voices again!"

10. Go into a fitting room and shut the door and wait a while and then yell, very loudly, "There is no toilet paper in here!

11. (This requires a friend): Jump in a cart and have a friend push you around screaming "The British are coming, the British are coming!"

12. Attempt to fly off a high shelf.

13. Throw confetti on random people walking into the store.

14. Stand inside the freezer at the frozen food section.

15. (This requires friend): You and your friend tie towels or blankets around your neck (as a cape) and yell "Come one Robin! It's time to go back to the Batcave!". Then run in to a clothes rack.

16. Try and play "tug of war" with whatever someones holding. Just not a purse or you could get arrested.

17. Pretend you have a bunch of imaginary friends with you. Greg what kind of coffee did you say you want? Amanda stop running around the store!

For those Percy Jackson fans out there, I have a concern. You know how people say you are what you eat? Well, I think that applies for books aswell. Why? Well... I think I may be an Annabeth. I have curly long blonde hair, get strait A's, dyslexic, ADHD, and truthfully can't spell to save my life. I'm not lieing. I looked in the mirror today, wearing my Camp Half-Blood t-shirt I got from Hot Topic with my curly blonde hair in a pony tail, and I just realized all this. I'm not saying that I amAnnabeth, but... I'm concerned. What do y'all think? 1-21-11

The Percy Jackson pledge:

I promise to remember Percy
whenever I'm at sea

I promise to remember Annabeth
whenever a spider comes at me

I promise to protect nature
for Grover's sake of course

I promise to remember Luke
when my heart fills with remorse

I promise to remember Chiron
when I see a sign that says ''free pony ride''

I promise to remember Tyson
when a friend says they'll stick by my side

I promise to remember Thalia
whenever a friend is scared of heights

I promise to remember Clarisse
when I see someone that gives me a fright

I promise to remember Bianca
when I see a sister scold her younger brother

I promise to remember Nico
when I see someone who doesnt get along with others

I promise to remember Zoë
whenever I watch the stars

I promise to remember Rachel
whenever a limo passes my car.

Yes I promise to remember PJO
wherever I may go.

HI, thanx for reading my profile. A lot of people read my second story (The Search), but not many read my beter one (The New). If you liked The Search you'll love the other one. (It's alot beter) Thanx :)

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Cheater, Cheater by annabeth210 reviews
The Flock just started school at Arizona Acadamy and Max thinks she's found love. But when Fang discovers the truth about Max's 'too perfect boyfriend', will she be willing to beleive him? Post FANG
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 32 - Words: 68,027 - Reviews: 478 - Favs: 129 - Follows: 130 - Updated: 7/4/2011 - Published: 9/8/2009 - Max, Fang
Traitor, Traitor, Pumpkin Hater by AtheisticPokemon reviews
"Thalia was the only one to notice the twitch of the finger, the slight curl of a grin, the miniscule movements that signified that it was on." What if Thalia did go with Luke in TTC? AU Thuke.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 5 - Words: 4,466 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 35 - Updated: 5/21/2011 - Published: 1/18/2011 - Thalia G., Luke C.
Maxine Rider by Ksquaredable reviews
The flock seperated 10 years ago after kicking their leader Maximum Ride out on the street with nothing to her name. Now Max has begun a new life and with the threat of the New Order looming over her she's begun to live her life in fear without her wings.
Crossover - Maximum Ride & Witch & Wizard - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Suspense - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,516 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 1/24/2011 - Published: 1/8/2011 - Max, The One That is The One
Sympathy by WipeOut95 reviews
Max lead a normal life... alone. Fang lived his whole life locked in a cage. The White Coats want Max for a reason: destroy the world, and Fang is sent on a mission to help the White Coats get Max in exchange for freedom. But the unexpected happens. FAX.
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 24 - Words: 26,752 - Reviews: 150 - Favs: 62 - Follows: 42 - Updated: 1/16/2011 - Published: 6/13/2010 - Max, Fang - Complete
Seaweed Brain by A Voice in the Desert reviews
"I particularly liked the part where you compared me to Mrs. O'Leary." Oh. That. Definitely not my best line. This is the story of how I, Percy Jackson, manage to yet again humiliate myself on a date with Annabeth Chase. Post-LO. Percabeth.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,940 - Reviews: 79 - Favs: 105 - Follows: 19 - Published: 8/7/2010 - Percy J., Annabeth C. - Complete
Lacey's Goodbye by majorfangirl reviews
Songfic Drabble to Misty's Goodbye. No sighing, no crying. It was time for her to leave Tristan forever. From the scene in chapter 19, I think...
Kissed by an Angel series - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 663 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/3/2009 - Tristan C., Lacey L. - Complete
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The New reviews
Thaila Jackson is the daughter of Percy and Annabeth. She discovers that she isn't as normal as she hoped and that she has all the powers of an Athenan demigod as well as one of Posidens.She also learns the true meaning of her dreams, and future.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,991 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/5/2010 - Complete
The Search reviews
This is a cheesy Percabbeth story. Very romantic and emmbarrassing, but... cheesy. This is kind of like a one shot but it has several chapters in one. Disclaimer: I do not own Percy Jackson and the Olympians.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,880 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/5/2010 - Percy J., Annabeth C. - Complete