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Joined 08-03-02, id: 246004, Profile Updated: 03-03-12
Author has written 6 stories for Kingdom Hearts.

I'm Neff, I've dabbled in KH fandom since 2008, and I write porn.

I also write long, miserable, angsty nonsense, with drawn out emotions and long teaser sections. I always have about eight stories on the go at once, and I am incapable of finishing anything without a happy ending. Generally.

I've also been on and off this site for around ten years. Man, I feel old.

I have RP accounts on tumblr as both Axel and Saix, and anyone wanting to come join me would be more than welcome, so come take a look at and - both are geared towards AU, but I play in canon, too. I'd love to meet you.

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117 Days by Versace Frolic reviews
College students, prostitutes, ninjas, street kids, lovers, underage, girls—you name it; it's in here. An AkuRoku drabble and art series counting down the days to the US release of KH: 358/2, re-uploaded here for posterity.
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: M - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 82 - Words: 59,997 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 11/27/2013 - Published: 5/7/2012 - Axel, Roxas
Simple Math by Versace Frolic reviews
Before Axel and his band of quirky deviants became MTV and Billboard staples, he was half the equation. Roxas, the other half, left the familiar math of him plus everyone's favorite redhead in the distant past. Oh, the pitfalls of fame and teenage fascination. AkuRoku for Valentine's Day 2013.
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,009 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 4 - Published: 2/13/2013 - Axel, Roxas - Complete
cunninglinguistics by thirteendaze
Drabble. Axel/Roxas. Genderswap. College sex.
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 286 - Favs: 4 - Published: 6/22/2012 - Axel, Roxas
Because it is Bitter by Versace Frolic reviews
Monsters are not born; monsters are made. You want to know where she went wrong? I'll tell you where. Azula-centric. One-shot. Trigger warning.
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: M - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,383 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 5 - Published: 5/1/2012 - Azula - Complete
let's start this with a bang by thirteendaze reviews
Drabble. Roxas/Riku, no small amount of sneaking around, a belt and a back alley. Warnings for smut, control and Roxas being a douchebag.
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 589 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/3/2012 - Roxas, Riku - Complete
Tooth and Claw by glassthroat reviews
"Violence was their passion, the bruises each whispering 'I love you' in a tongue long lost and foreign to them." XemSaix. One-shot. Complete.
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 805 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Published: 3/3/2012 - Xemnas, Saïx - Complete
Spilled Milk by Versace Frolic reviews
This is a story you've heard a million times. It is never any less worth telling. AkuRoku for the winning bidder in the Fic For Queensland Flood Relief movement.
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,594 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 3 - Published: 1/25/2011 - Axel, Roxas - Complete
Of Hell by Versace Frolic reviews
The world is blown open. The life you think is safe? It's not. AkuRoku oneshot for Halloween 2010.
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,591 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/29/2010 - Axel, Roxas - Complete
From the Depths by Versace Frolic reviews
Axel, the fisherman's son. Roxas, the fisher of men. On a quiet coast, Axel learns to love the sea.
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,762 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 3 - Published: 10/4/2010 - Axel, Roxas - Complete
A Lesser Beauty by Versace Frolic reviews
Roxas, a junior in college, is tormented by emotional baggage and unrequited love. On a campus populated by burnouts and bored intellectuals, Roxas is just another proverbial drop in the bucket of teenage apathy. Then he meets Axel. Roxas-centric AkuRoku.
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: M - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 18 - Words: 136,168 - Reviews: 244 - Favs: 464 - Follows: 121 - Updated: 9/11/2010 - Published: 1/17/2010 - Roxas, Axel - Complete
Flight 504 by Versace Frolic reviews
Everyone loves family vacations. Roxas-centric. Survivor's guilt.
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,816 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/1/2010 - Roxas - Complete
Cities of the Future by Versace Frolic reviews
Celebrity culture has dug its scalpel into the very core of the world, making it impossible for anyone less than beautiful to walk down the street with confidence, let alone hold a job. Axel, love child of revolutionaries, refuses to submit. Happy 8/13!
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,293 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 69 - Follows: 5 - Published: 8/13/2010 - Axel, Roxas - Complete
My Girlfriend, Who Lives In Canada by Quillslinger reviews
AU. It is a truth universally acknowledged, that a single high school boy in possession of a good libido, must be in want of a girlfriend — or a pretend one. Axel/Roxas and others.
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 81,128 - Reviews: 1673 - Favs: 1,820 - Follows: 1,079 - Updated: 7/18/2010 - Published: 7/1/2007 - Roxas, Axel - Complete
Fight Off Your Demons by Versace Frolic reviews
Two trajectories spiraling out of control, tearing into each new vice with equal abandon. Despite being lost in the dark, can Axel and Roxas find their way to each other? AkuRoku for Valentine’s Day.
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: M - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,998 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 4 - Published: 2/14/2010 - Axel, Roxas - Complete
The Doctor and the Polemic by Versace Frolic reviews
In the year 2326 C.E., the commoditization of intimacy has reached a state of global legality, though its acceptability leaves much to be desired in the industry of cool. Axel, uncool web design enthusiast, hasn’t had time for a girlfriend in two years.
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: M - English - Sci-Fi/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,604 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 83 - Follows: 6 - Published: 1/1/2010 - Axel, Roxas - Complete
Boys by Casey V reviews
It's about growing up, mostly. Sometimes it's about love and sometimes it's about friendship. Sometimes it's about hockey. But sometimes it's about the difference between what's real and what's fake, between being a boy and being a man. Riku/Sora, Roxas
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 26 - Words: 179,135 - Reviews: 1321 - Favs: 1,753 - Follows: 426 - Updated: 3/8/2009 - Published: 7/21/2008 - Sora, Riku - Complete
Red Velvet or Nothing by Quillslinger reviews
When Pence met Roxas, he gave him a cupcake. Roxas/Pence.
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,965 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 69 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/25/2007 - Pence, Roxas - Complete
Deceitful Above All Things by Quillslinger reviews
Like a game of Snakes and Ladders, life can change with a roll of the dice. An Axel/Roxas novella in 30 amnesias.
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 19,557 - Reviews: 196 - Favs: 557 - Follows: 34 - Published: 6/20/2007 - Axel, Roxas - Complete
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Running Across Fields
Written for the KH Big Bang, although a mini-bang at 10k. A spoilt boy and an arranged marriage – surely only good could come of such a combination?
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,205 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/24/2012 - Axel, Roxas
Looking at Yourself reviews
Ballet AU. AkuRoku. 'The mirror is not you. The mirror is you looking at yourself.' -George Balanchine
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 22 - Words: 35,395 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 5/17/2012 - Published: 3/16/2012 - Axel, Roxas
Even If It Didn't Happen reviews
Young and desperately miserable in the Southwest, where it is impossible to be one without the other. AkuRoku, deathfic.
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,790 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 4/26/2012 - Axel, Roxas - Complete
Under Wave, He Will reviews
With Roxas gone, what has the beach left to offer Axel? Axel/Roxas
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,410 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 3 - Published: 3/21/2012 - Axel, Roxas - Complete
Kingdom Hearts Tarot Project
The seventy-eight cards of a standard tarot deck, with card meanings and nuances expressed through short Kingdom Hearts pieces, mostly focusing on Organization XIII. Canonical, with spoilers up to and including Dream Drop Distance for the last cards .
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,111 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/2/2012
Gem reviews
Axel learns just what he'll do to keep what's important to him.
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 703 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 10/4/2011 - Axel, Roxas - Complete