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Joined 07-22-10, id: 2460364, Profile Updated: 08-04-13
Author has written 2 stories for Vampire Academy, Blood+, and Mortal Instruments.

Hey!

I may seem like the scary girl you're afraid to make friends with but no need to fear! I'm really friendly and fun. NERDS RULE!!! I'm a certain age that is less than 20, but more than 10!

Music is just about my life. I'm always listening to it or singing. Most kids listen to rap and i don't. I listen to rock, metal, pop, alternative, screamo, stuff like that. Bands would be... Paramore, Black Veil Brides, Asking Alexandria, Sleeping With Sirens, The Ready Set, Blood on the Dance Floor, A Skylit Drive, blessthefall, Falling in Reverse and a ton I can't think of right now XD!! So i'm looked at weird. Don't give a hoot. Vans Warped Tour!!!! Woohoo!

Anyway I LOVE READING! When i found out about this website about in the summer I instantly got hooked like that.*snaps fingers* i thought it was SO cool how people could write what they thought what should have happened in the books we all love. among my long list of favorite books are Vampire Academy series, the immortals, The Mortal Instruments, The Infernal Devices, Evernight series, Fallen series, Nightshade series, Anne and the French Kiss, GONE series, Another Faust, Cirque Du Freak series, The Demonata, Heist Society, Hex Hall, Willow, Witch&Wizard, Vibes, Maximum Ride series, The Summoning series, Radiance, The Devouring series, The Forest of Hands and Teeth, Horsemen of the Apocalypse, 13 to Life and probably a bunch i can't think of right now!

Not only books do i love but i LOVE anime/manga! I'ma complete freak with them!!!!! i went to Comic Con&Anime Fest. it was soooo cool to be around so many anime addicts. In animie love(when i say love i mean LOVE) let's see InuYasha, Sailor Moon, Blood, Special A, Black Butler, School Rumble, Kaze No Stigma, Ultra Manic, La Corda d'Oro, Tokyo Mew Mew, and a loads other! in manga, Gentleman's Alliance Cross, Time Stranger Kyoko, ION, and a ton more.

I LOVE THE SIMS! Sims 3 is my fav ;D My cousins got my hooked on it with the Sims 2. She gave me the Sims to play until I bought myself Sims 2 and alllllllll the add ons. I got Sims 3 the first day it came out. I'm sad since it doesn't really work on my computer so I don't really play it -.- SADNESS!!! DX

i have a HUGE passion for writing. i may not at times be good at writing, but i know with a little revising and checking over and getting others opinions i know i can make it work. I'm a sucker for romance stuff. I'm tough for people but when you talk about something tragicly romantic i will drop the shield. I'm getting the feeling i sound very weird and annoying. what else is there to say... I'm the shy, quiet girl that sits in the corner and doesn't speakunless someone talks to her first. but really I'm REALLY social.

Some piZaps I like to make when I get bored :3 -

From the Ultimate Roleplay:

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Mummy...Johnny brought a gun to school
He told his friends that it was cool
And when he pulled the trigger back
It shot with a great crack
Mummy I was a good girl
I did what I was told
I went to school, I got straight A's, I even got the gold
But mummy when I went to school that day, I never said goodbye
I'm sorry mummy I had to go, but mommy please don't cry
When Johnny shot the gun he hit me and another
And all because he got the gun from his older brother
Mummy please tell daddy that I love him very much
And please tell Chris, my boyfriend, that it wasn't just a crush
And tell my little sister that she is the only one now
And tell my dear sweet grandmother that I'll be waiting for her now
And tell my wonderful friends that they were always the best
Mummy I'm not the first I'm no better than the rest
Mummy tell my teachers I won't show up for class
And never to forget this and please don't let this pass
Mummy why'd it have to be me no one deserves this
Mummy warn the others, mummy I left without a kiss
And mummy tell the doctors I know they really did try
I think I even saw a doctor trying not to cry
Mummy I'm slowly dying with a bullet in my chest
But mummy please remember I'm in heaven with the rest
Mummy I ran as fast as I could when I heard that crack
Mummy listen to me if you would
I wanted to go to college
I wanted to try things that were new
I guess I'm not going with daddy
On that trip to the new zoo
I wanted to get married
I wanted to have a kid
I wanted to be an actress
Mummy I wanted to live
But mummy I must go now
The time is getting late
Mummy tell my Chris
I'm sorry but I had to cancel the date
I love you mummy I always have
I know you know it's true
Mummy all I wanted to say is "mummy I love you"
In memory of the Columbine students that were lost
Please if you would
Pass this around
I'd be happy if you could
Don't smash this on the ground
If you pass this on
Maybe people will cry
Just keep this in heart
For the people that didn't get to say "goodbye"


Put your ipod or music player on shuffle and the song that pops up is the answer to each question.

1.How does the world see you? Tailor Made by Colbie Caillet

2. Will I have a happy life? Rich Girl by Gwen Stefani

3. What do my friends really think of me? Can't Stand It by Never Shout Never (How Rude!!!! n Thank u!!!)

4.What's your favorite thing in the world? My Last Breath by Evanescence (Ok...)

5. How can I make myself happy? Life in Technicolor by Coldplay (Hell yeah!)

6. What should I do with my life? The Only Hope For Me is You by My Chemical Romance

7. What is some good advice for me? Death of Titanic by James Horner

8. How will I be remembered? Pearl by Katy Perry

9. What is my signature dance song? Soaked by Adam Lambert

10. What do I think my current theme song is? Life Won't Wait by Ozzy Osborne

11. What does everyone else think my current theme song is? Stupid MF by Mindless Self Indulgence (I knew it!)

12. What song will play at my funeral? That's What You Get by Paramore (That's cruel in so many ways)

13. What type of men/women do you like? You Look Better When I'm Drunk by The White Tie Affair (That explains a lot)

14. What is my day going to be like? Hey Mama by the Black Eyed Peas

15. What will tomorrow bring? Light Out by Breaking Benjamin (Plzzzzzzzz happen!!!!)

16. What song will play at my wedding? Every Heart (Minnano Kimochi) by BoA (awwwwww sweet!)

17. What does my family think of me? Wake Me Up When September Ends by Green Day

18. What does my crush think of me? Everything I Ask For by The Maine (Hurray!)

19. What does the one who is crushing on me think of me? Sk8er Boi by Avril Lavigne

20. If there was a show about my life what would it be called? Run The Show by Kat Deluna (Well...)

21. If my life was a book what would the title be? Untouched by The Veronicas

22. If I was on the cover of a magazine what would the article be called? Sleepwalker by Adam Lambert

23. If I were a singer what would my first song be called? Right Where You Want Me by Jesse McCartney

24. What would the album be called? Heavy In Your Arms by Flourence & the Machine

25. What would a biography about me be called? Womanizer by Britney Spears (i don't roll that way... BUT I HAVE NOTHING AGAINST GAYS! I SUPPORT THEM!!!)

26. If I had a pet dinosaur what would it be called? Firework by Katy Perry

27. My words of wisdom are: Into Your Arms by The Maine

28. Someone wants my autograph. What will I write next to my name? Hopeless by Breaking Benjamin

29. I'm on a World Tour. What is it called? Break the Ice by Britney Spears (Kool!)

30. I would name my first daughter: Ignorance by Paramore (Hmmmmm...that depends)


Random stuff;

1.YOUR REAL NAME: Kiana

2. YOUR GANGSTA NAME (first 3 letters of your name plus izzle): Kiaizzle

3. YOUR DETECTIVE NAME: (fav color and fav animal): Purple Raven

4. YOUR SOAP OPERA NAME: (middle name, and current street name): Atiya Bessida

5. YOUR STAR WARS NAME: (the first 3 letters of your last name, first 2 letters of your first name, first 3 letters of mom's maiden name): Coxkilov

6. YOUR SUPERHERO NAME: (2nd favorite color, favorite drink): Blue Sprite

7. YOUR ROCKSTAR NAME (fav fruit and something that can go wrong): Watermelon Death

8. YOUR ARAB NAME: (2nd letter of your first name, 3rd letter of your last name, any letter of your middle name, 2nd letter of your moms maidenname, 3rd letter of you dads middle name, 1st letter of a siblings first name, last letter of your moms middle name): Ixroia

9. YOUR WITNESS PROTECTION NAME: (mothers middle name, dad's middle name (boy: Dad's first, girl: Mom's first): Anita Larry

10. YOUR GOTH NAME: (black, and the name of one of your pets): Black Eclipse

11. YOUR HIPPIE NAME: (type your name with your elbow): Kianhjqaw

12. YOUR NINJA NAME (A- ka, B- zu, C- mi, D- te, E- ku, F- lu, G- ji, H- ri, I- ki, J-zu, K- me, L- ta, M- rin, N- to, O-mo, P- no, Q- ke, R- shi, S- ari, T-chi, U- do, V- ru, W-mei, X- na, Y- fu, Z- zi): Mekikatoka


IF YOUR LIFE WERE A MOVIE, WHAT WOULD THE SOUNDTRACK BE?
So, here's how it works:
1. Open your library (iTunes, Winamp, Media Player, iPod, etc)
2. Put it on shuffle
3. Press play
4. For every question, type the song that's playing
5. When you go to a new question, press the next button
6. Don't lie and try to pretend you're cool.
Opening Credits:

Full Moon by The Black Ghosts (Am i in twilight?)

Waking Up:

"Take Her To Sea, Mr. Murdoch" by James Horner

First Day At School:

Own It by The Black Eyed Peas

Making Your New Best Friend:

Lost! by Coldplay

Falling In Love:

Beautiful Remains by Black Veil Brides

Breaking Up:

Hero by Sterling Knight (Christopher Wilde)

Prom:

Girlfriend by Avril Lavigne

Graduation:

Let Me Hear You Scream by Ozzy Osbourne

Life's Okay:

Love Is Dead by Tokio Hotel

Death of a Close Friend:

Kaleidoscope Heart by Sara Bareilles

Mental Breakdown:

Let It Die by Ozzy Osbourne

Flashback:

Macarena

Getting Back Together:

Rich Girl by Gwen Stefani & Eve

Birth of Child:

Made For You by OneRepublic

Wedding Scene:

Beautiful Bride by Flyleaf (So apprioate)

Car Accident:

For Your Entertainment by Adam Lambert

Final Battle:

Hold My Heart by Sara Bareilles

Death Scene:

Shades by Sterling Knight (Christopher Wilde) & Stubby

Funeral Song:

Na Na Na (Na Na Na Na Na Na Na Na Na) by My Chemical Romance

End Credits:

The Perfect Mistake by Cartel

Deleted Scenes:

L.O.V.E by Ashlee Simpson


I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic.
I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists.
I'm a NEGRO so I MUST carry a gun.
I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a ditz
I'm JAMAICAN so I MUST smoke weed.
I'm HAITIAN so I MUST eat cat.
I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be sexy.
I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS.
I'm a LESBIAN, so I MUST have a sex-tape.
I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist.
I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a btch.
I'm a GAY RIGHTS SUPPORTER, so I WILL go to Hell.
I'm a CHRISTAN, so I MUST think gay people should go to hell.
I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat.
I'm ATHEIST so I MUST hate the world.
I don't have a RELIGION, so I MUST be evil and have no morals
I'm REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people.
I'm DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible.
I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay.
I TAKE (or used to take) ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants.
I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem.
I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenient store.
I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage.
I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore...
I'm a DANCER, So I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore
I wear SKIRTS a lot, so I MUST be a slut.
I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs.
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob.
I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth or emo.
I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend.
I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars.
I'm NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy.
I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking whore.
I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible slut.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals
I'm ITALIAN, so I must have a "big one".
I'm EGYPTIAN, so I must be a TERRORIST!
I'm PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virgin.
I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life.
I'm INTO THEATER & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual.
I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist. (or maybe I just don’t like to eat things that used to have a face)
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be fucking them all.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GIRLS WHO ARE FRIENDS, so I MUST be a player.
I have Big BOOBS, so I MUST be a hoe.
I'm COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer.
I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser.
I'm RUSSIAN, so I MUST be cool and thats how Russians roll.
I'm GERMAN, so I must be a Nazi.
I hang out with GAYS, so i must be GAY TOO
I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST be a WHORE with a BIG BUTT
I'm SALVADORIAN, so I MUST be in MS 13
I'm POLISH, so I MUST be greedy
I'm HAWAIIAN so I MUST be lazy
I'm PERUVIAN, so I MUST like llamas
Im a STONER so I MUST be going in the wrong direction
Im a VIRGIN so I MUST be prude

Im STRAIGHT EDGE so I must be violent.
I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly.. or crazy.
I'm BLACK so I MUST love fried chicken and kool-aid.
I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat.
I'm SINGLE so I MUST be ugly.
I'm a SKATER so I must do weed and steal stuff
I'm a PUNK so I must only wear black and date only other punks
I'm ASIAN so I must be a NERD that does HOMEWORK 24/7
I'm MIXED so I must be screwed up.
I'm MUSLIM so I MUST be a terrorist.
I'm in BAND, so I MUST be a dork.
I'm BLACK so I MUST believe JESUS WUZ A BROTHA...

I'm MORMON so I MUST be perfect
I'm WHITE and have black friends so I MUST think I'm black
I'm GOTH so I MUST worship the devil.
I'm HISPANIC, so I MUST be dirty.
I'm NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser.
I'm OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST have a problem with self control.
I'm PREPPY, so I MUST shun those who don't wear Abercrombie & Hollister.
I'm on a DANCE team, so I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.
I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive.
I'm MEXICAN, so I MUST have hopped the border.
I GOT A CAR FOR MY BIRTHDAY, so I MUST be a spoiled brat.
I'm BLACK, so I MUST love watermelon
I'm BI, so I MUST think every person I see is hot.

I'm an ASIAN GUY, so I MUST have a small penis.
I'm a GUY CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be gay.
I'm a PREP, so I MUST be rich.
I don't like the SUN so I MUST be an albino.
I have a lot of FRIENDS, so I MUST love to drink and party.
I wear tight PANTS and I'm a guy, so I MUST be emo.
I couldn't hurt a FLY, So I MUST be a pussy.
I support GAY RIGHTS, so I MUST fit in with everyone.
I hang out with teenage drinkers and smokers, so I MUST smoke and drink too.
I have ARTISTIC TALENT, so I MUST think little of those who don't.
I don't like to be in a BIG GROUP, so I MUST be anti-social...
I have a DIFFERENT sense of HUMOR, so I MUST be crazy.
I tell people OFF, so I MUST be an over controlling bitch.
My hair gets GREASY a lot, so I MUST have no hygiene skills.
I'm DEFENSIVE, so I MUST be over controlling and a bitch.
I'm a NUDIST, so I MUST want everyone to see my boobs.
I read Comics, so I MUST be a loser.
I hang out with a FORMER PROSTITUTE.. So I MUST be a whore myself.
I'm TEXAN so I MUST ride a horse
I’m a CROSSDRESSER, so I must be homosexual.
I draw ANIME so I MUST be a freak.
I am a FANGIRL so I MUST be a crazy, obsessed stalker
I'm an ONLY CHILD so I MUST be spoiled.
I'm INTELLIGENT so I MUST be weak.
I am AMERICAN so I MUST be obese, loud-mouthed and arrogant.
I'm WELSH so I MUST love sheep
I’m a YOUNG WRITER, so I MUST be emo.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST ditch my pregnant girlfriend.
I'm DISABLED, so I MUST be on Welfare.
I'm a FEMINIST, so I MUST have a problem with sexuality and I want to castrate every man on the earth.
I'm a TEENAGER, so I MUST have a STEREOTYPE.
I WEAR A BIG SUNHAT when I go outside, so I MUST be stupid.
I'm an ALBINO, so I MUST be an evil person with mental abilities and is A MURDERER!
I'm ENGLISH, so I MUST speak with either a cockney or a posh accent, love tea and cricket, and have bad teeth.
I’m WHITE, so I MUST be responsible for everything going wrong on the planet: past, present, and future.
I’m not the most POPULAR person in school, so I MUST be a loser
I care about the ENVIRONMENT...I MUST be a tree hugging hippy
I have a FAN CHARACTER, so I MUST be an annoying Mary-sue.
I CHAT, I MUST be having cyber sex.
I'm PAGAN so I MUST sacrifice babies and drink the blood of virgins
I'm PAGAN so I MUST worship Satan
I'm CONSERVATIVE, so I MUST be against Abortion
I'm SWEDISH so I MUST be a tall blond blue-eyed lesbian.
I'm a LESBIAN so I MUST want to get with every single girl that I see.
I like CARTOONS, so I MUST be IRRESPONSIBLE.
I like READING, so I MUST be a LONER
I have my OWN spiritual ideology; therefore I MUST be WRONG or MISGUIDED.
I am WICCAN, so I MUST be a SATANIST.
I DISAGREE with my government, so I MUST be a TERRORIST.
I am a WITCH, so I MUST be and OLD HAG and fly on a broomstick.
I love YAOI, so I MUST be GAY.
I'm a PERSON, so I MUST be LABELED
I DON'T CURSE, so I MUST be an outcast
I like GAMES, ANIME and COMICS, so I MUST be childish
I'm SWEDISH, therefore I MUST be WHITE.
I SPOT GRAMMATICAL ERRORS, so I MUST be a pedantic bastard.
I'm GOTHIC, so I MUST be mean.
I’m STRONG so I MUST be stupid.
I'm Australian so I MUST hunt crocodiles and talk to kangaroo’s
I go to RENFAIRES, so I MUST talk weird, be a loser, and not be up with the times
I’m GAY so I’m after EVERY straight guy around.
I don’t want a BOYFRIEND so I MUST be Lesbian.
I'm NOT CHRISTIAN so I MUST just need converting.
I love marching band, so I MUST be a friendless freak.
I DRINK and SMOKE, so I MUST have no life.
I am friends with a CUTTER, so I MUST be a CUTTER too.
I cry easily, so I MUST be a wimp.
I'm a PERFECTIONIST so I MUST check everything ten times, them burst into tears at one mistake
I DON'T LIKE to talk about my personal life so I MUST be having problems
I’m HOMESCHOOLED so I MUST be a SOCIAL REJECT with no friends, or a SPELLING BEE winner.
I used to CUT so I'm EMO


You're a 90's kid if:

You can finish this 'ice ice _'
You remember watching Doug, Ren & Stimpy, Pinky and the Brain, Bobby's World, Felix the cat, The Tick...AAAAAAAH Real Monsters!
You've ever ended a sentence with the word "PSYCHE!"
You just cant resist finishing this . . . "Iiiiiiin west Philadelphia born and raised . . ."
You remember TGIF, Step by Step, Family Matters, Dinosaurs, and Boy Meets World.
You remember when it was actually worth getting up early on a Saturday to watch cartoons.
You got super excited when it was Oregon Trail day in computer class at school.
You remember reading "Goosebumps"
You took plastic cartoon lunch boxes to school.
You still get the urge to say "NOT" after (almost) every sentence . . . not
If you remember seeing hot tub bubbles make bubbly sounds before every music video on VH1.
when everything was settled by rock paper scissors..or bubble gum bubble gum in a dish...eeny meeny miney mo...and even better daddy had a donkey inky binky bonky.
You used to listen to the radio all day long just to record your FAVORITE song of ALL time.
"Where in the World is Carmen San Diego?" was both a game and a TV game show.
Captain Planet. He's a Hero.
You knew that Kimberly, the pink ranger, and Tommy, the green ranger, were meant to be together.
You remember when Super Nintendos and Sega Genesis became popular.
You always wanted to send in a tape to America's Funniest Home Videos . . . but never taped anything funny.
You remember watching Home Alone 1, 2 , and 3 . . . and tried to pull the pranks on "intruders"
You remember watching The Magic School Bus, Wishbone, and Reading Rainbow on PBS.
You remember when Yo-Yos were cool.
You remember those Where's Waldo books.
You remember eating Warheads.
You remember watching the 1st Batman, Aladdin, Ninja Turtles, and 3 Ninjas movies.
You remember Ring Pops.
You remember drinking Surge, and Tang.
If you remember when every thing was "da BOMB!"
When they made the new lunchables so that you could make pizza AND tacos.
You remember boom boxes vs. cd players.
Making those little paper cootie-catcher things, and then predicting your life with them.
You played and/or collected "Pogs"
You had at least one Tamagotchi, GigaPet, or Nano and brought it everywhere.
. . . Furbies
Saved By The Bell was the coolest show ever!
You haven't always had a computer, and it was cool to have the internet.
And Windows 95 was the best.
You watched the original cartoons of Rugrats, Power Rangers, and Ninja Turtles.
Michael Jordan was a king.
YIKES pencils and erasers were the stuff!
All your school supplies were "Lisa Frank" brand.
You remember when the new Beanie Babies and Talking Elmo were always sold out.
You collected those Beanie Babies.
Mortal Kombat was awesome--the game and the movie
Carebears
Gak was the coolest stuff invented.
Lambchop's song never ended.
The old dollar bills.
Silver dollars, which were cool to have.
You remember a time before the WB.
You collected all the Troll dolls
You had to read Weekly Reader's in class.
If you even know what an original walkman is.
You remember wanting to sit on the orange Nickelodeon couch.
You've gotten creeped out by "Are You Afraid of the Dark?"
You know the Macarena by heart.
"Talk to the hand" . . . enough said
You always said, "Then why don't you marry it!"
You remember trying to collect all 150 original pokemon cards but never could and if you did you thought you were all that!
You remember Highlight's magazine.
You went to McDonald's to play in the playplace.
You remember playing on merry go rounds at the playground.
Before the MySpace frenzy . . .
Before the Internet & text messaging . . .
Before Sidekicks & iPods . . .
Before MIKE JONES . . .
Before PlayStation2 or X-BOX . . .
Before Spongebob . . .
Back when you put off the 5 hours of homework you had every night.
When light up sneakers were cool.
When you rented VHS tapes, not DVDs.
When gas was 0.95 a gallon & Caller ID was The new thing.
When we recorded stuff on VCRs.
When we called the radio station to request songs to hear off of our walkmans.
When gameboy was a brick.
You did MASH to figure out your future
When you weren't cool unless you had a Starter jacket.
Way back.
Before we realized all this would eventually disappear.
Who would have thought you'd miss the 90's so much!
Post this in your profile if you remember these days . . . .
or if you smiled at one of these things


How much am I worth?

Natural Hair Color:
[x] Brown - $100
] Blonde - $50
[ ] Black - $15
[ ] Bald - $5
[ ] Other - $75

Total: $100

Eye Color:
[x] Brown - $50
] Green - $75
[ ] Blue - $150
[ ] Hazel - $100
[ ] Other - $15

Total so far: $150

Height:
[ ] Over 7′ - $200
[ ] 6′8″ to 7′ - $175
[ ] 6′0″ to 6′7″ - $150
[x] 5′5″ to 5′11″ - $75
] 5′4″ to 5′10″ - $85
] Under 5′4 - $0

Total so far: $225

Age:
[ ] 50 to 56 - $175
[ ] 46 to 50 - $150
[ ] 41 to 45 - $125
[ ] 31 to 40 - $100
[ ] 26 to 30 - $75
[ ] 21 to 25 - $50
[ ] 19 to 20 - $25
[X] 0 to 18 - $100

Total so far: $325

Birth Order:
[ ] Twins or more than twins - $750
[ ] First born - $320
[x] Only Child - $250
] Second born - $150-
[ ] Middle child - $100
[ ] Last Born - $100
[ ] Third born - $550
[ ] Fourth born - $300
[ ] Fifth born - $400
[ ] Sixth born -$215

Total so far: $575

Drink?
[ ] I did like once - $400
[ ] Only Holidays - $250
[ ] Sometimes - $215
[ ] YES - $200
[ ] Only weekends - $300
[ ] Every other day - $50
[ ] Once a day - $15
[ ] I live from the bottle - $Bankrupt$
[x] No - $600

Total so far: $1175

Vision?
[ ] perfect vision - $400
] need or have glasses/contacts but don’t wear them - $200
[ ] No correction - $100
[x] Glasses - $50
[ ] Contacts - $25
[ ] Surgical correction - $100

Total so far: $1,225

Shoe Size:
[ ] 13 - $300
[ ] 12 and a half to 13 - $250
[ ] 11 to 12 - $400
[x ] 7 to 10 - $50
[ ] Under 7- $450

Total so far: $1,275

Favorite Colors (multiple):
] Green - $750
] Red - $600
[x] Black - $100
[ ] Yellow -$475
[ ] Brown - $300
[x] Purple - $225
[ ] White - $400
[x] Aqua - $350
] Orange - $300
[x] Blue - $300
[ ] Pink - $100
[x] Other - $500

Total: $2,750

Did you use a calculator to add it all up?
[ ] Yes - $0
[x] Nope - add $1000
[ ] some - $750

Final Total: $3,750

I DARE YOU TO COPY AND PASTE THE QUIZ ABOVE!!!!!!!


YOUR GUY SIDE:
x You love hoodies
x You love jeans.
x Dogs are better than cats.
x It's hilarious when people get hurt.
x You've played with/against boys on a team.
xShopping is torture.
Sad movies suck.
You own/ed an X-Box
x Played with Hotwheel cars as a kid.
At some point in time you wanted to be a firefighter.
You own/ed a DS, PS2 or Sega.
x You used to be obsessed with Power Rangers.
x You watch sports on TV.
x Gory movies are cool.
You go to your dad for advice.
You own like a trillion baseball caps.
x You like going to high school football games.
You used to/do collect football/baseball cards.
x Baggy pants are cool to wear.

It's kind of weird to have sleepovers with a bunch of people.
x Green, black, red, blue or silver are one of your favorite colors.
x You love to go crazy and not care what people think.
x Sports are fun
x Talk with food in your mouth.
Sleep with your socks on at night

total: 16

YOUR GIRL SIDE:
You wear lip gloss/stick.
You love skirts.
Cats are better than dogs.
You love to shop.
x You wear eyeliner.
You wear the color pink.
x Go to your mum for advice
x Pink, yellow, orange, purple or gold is one of your favorite colors.
You hate wearing the color black.
You like hanging out at the shopping center.
You like getting manicures and/or pedicures
You like wearing jewelry.
Shopping is one of your favorite hobbies.
You don't like the movie Star Wars.
You were in gymnastics/dance.
It takes you around/ more one hour to shower, get dressed and make-up
You smile a lot more than you should.
You have more than 10 pairs of shoes.
You care about what you look like.
You like wearing dresses when you can.
x You like wearing body perfume
x You love the movies.
x Used to play with dolls as little kid.
Like being the star of every thing

total: 6


Fire
[x] You have a short temper
[x] You often act on your emotions without thinking first
[x] You are very competitive
] You like to play with fire
[ ] You are not a strong swimmer or you can't swim at all
[X] You prefer warm weather over cold weather
] You often lose control over yourself
[x] You can be quite reckless
[X] You sometimes hurt people without realizing it
[X] People have often called you insane

7/10

Water
[x] You have a calm, laid-back personality
[x] You like to go to the beach
[ ] You rarely get angry
[ ] When you do get angry, you know how to control it
[x] You think before you act.
] You are good at breaking up fights.
[x] You are a great swimmer.
[X] You like the rain.
] You can stay calm in stressful situations.
[ ] You are very generous.

5/10

Earth
[x] You are physically strong.
[x] You have a close connection with nature.
[x] You don't mind getting dirty.
[X] You form strong opinions on issues that concern you.
[X] You could easily survive in the wild
[X] You care about the environment.
[x] You can easily focus on your work without getting distracted.
[x] You rarely get depressed.
[ ] You aren't afraid of anything.
[x] You prefer to have a strict set of rules.

9/10

Air:
[X] You have a free spirit.
] You hate rules.
[ ] You prefer to be out in the open rather than in small, enclosed spaces.
[X] You hate to be restrained.
[X] You are independent.
[X] You are quite intelligent.
[X] You tend to be impatient.
[x] You are easily distracted.
[x] You can sometimes be hyperactive and/or annoying.
[X] You wish you could fly.

8/10


FRIENDS/BEST FRIENDS

FRIENDS: Will comfort you when he rejects you.

BEST FRIENDS: Will go up and ask him, "It's because you're gay, isn't it?"

FRIENDS: Will be there for you when he breaks up with you.

BEST FRIENDS: Will call him up and whisper, "Seven days..."

FRIENDS: Helps you up when you fall.

BEST FRIENDS: Keeps on walking saying, "Walk much, dumb ass?"

FRIENDS: Helps you find your prince.

BEST FRIENDS: Kidnaps him and brings him to you.

FRIENDS: Will ask you if you're okay when you're crying.

BEST FRIENDS: Will laugh at you and say, "Ha Ha, Loser!"

FRIENDS: Will offer you a soda.

BEST FRIENDS: Will dump theirs on you.

FRIENDS: Will sit at the side of the pool with you at that time of the month.

BEST FRIENDS: Will throw you a tampon and push you in.

FRIENDS: Gives you their umbrella in the rain.

BEST FRIENDS: Takes yours and says, "Run - beep - run!"

FRIENDS: Will help you move.

BEST FRIENDS: Will help you move the bodies.

FRIENDS: Will bail you out of jail.

BEST FRIENDS: Would be in the room next to you saying, "That was awesome! Let's do it again!"

FRIENDS: Never ask for anything to eat or drink.

BEST FRIENDS: Helps themselves and are the reason why you have no food.

FRIENDS: Call your parents by Mr. and Mrs. and Grandpa, by Grandpa.

BEST FRIENDS: Call your parents DAD and MOM and Grandpa, GRAMPS!

FRIENDS: Would bail you out of jail.

BEST FRIENDS: Would be sitting next to you sayin "DAMN!" we messed up!

FRIENDS: Have never seen you cry.

BEST FRIENDS: Wont tell everyone else you cried...just laugh about it with you in private when your not down anymore.

FRIENDS: Asks you to write down your number.

BEST FRIENDS: Has you on speed dial.

FRIENDS: Borrows your stuff for a few days then gives it back.

BEST FRIENDS: Loses your stuff and tells you, "My bad...here's a tissue."

FRIENDS: Only know a few things about you.

BEST FRIENDS: Could write a very embarrassing biography on your life story...

FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing.

BEST FRIENDS: Will kick the whole crowds ass that left you

FRIENDS: Would knock on your front door.

BEST FRIENDS: Walk right in and say "I'M HOME."

FRIENDS: You have to tell them not to tell anyone.

BEST FRIENDS: Already know not to tell.

FRIENDS: Are only through high school/uni. (aka: drinking buddies)

BEST FRIENDS: Are for life.

FRIENDS: Will be there to take your drink away from you when they think you've had enough.

BEST FRIENDS: Will look at you stumbling all over the place & say "Girl drink the rest of that ! You know we don't waste!

FRIENDS: Would read ignore this.

BEST FRIENDS: Will repost this shit!


I was walking around in a Target store, when I saw a Cashier hand this little boy some money back.

The boy couldn't have been more than 5 or 6 years old.

The Cashier said, 'I'm sorry, but you don't have enough money to buy this doll.'

Then the little boy turned to the old woman next to him: ''Granny, are you sure I don't have enough money?''

The old lady replied: ''You know that you don't have enough money to buy this doll, my dear.''

Finally, I walked toward him and I asked him who he wished to give this doll to.

'It's the doll that my sister loved most and wanted so much for Christmas.

She was sure that Santa Claus would bring it to her.'

I replied to him that maybe Santa Claus would bring it to her after all, and not to worry.

But he replied to me sadly. 'No, Santa Claus can't bring it to her where she is now. I have to give the doll to my mommy so that she can give it to my sister when she goes there.'

His eyes were so sad while saying this. 'My Sister has gone to be with God. Daddy says that Mommy is going to see God very soon too, so I thought that she could take the doll with her to give it to my sister.''

My heart nearly stopped.

The little boy looked up at me and said: 'I told daddy to tell mommy not to go yet. I need her to wait until I come back from the mall.'

Then he showed me a very nice photo of him where he was laughing. He then told me 'I want mommy to take my picture with her so she won't forget me.'

'I love my mommy and I wish she doesn't have to leave me, but daddy says that she has to go to be with my little sister.'

Then he looked again at the doll with sad eyes, very quietly.

I quickly reached for my wallet and said to the boy. 'Suppose we check again, just in case you do have enough money for the doll?''

'OK' he said, 'I hope I do have enough.' I added some of my money to his with out him seeing and we started to count it. There was enough for the doll and even some spare money.

The little boy said: 'Thank you God for giving me enough money!'

Then he looked at me and added, 'I asked last night before I went to sleep for God to make sure I had enough money to buy this doll, so that mommy could give It to my sister. He heard me!''

'I also wanted to have enough money to buy a white rose for my mommy, but I didn't dare to ask God for too much. But He gave me enough to buy the doll and a white rose.''

'My mommy loves white roses.'

A few minutes later, the old lady returned and I left with my basket.

I finished my shopping in a totally different state from when I started.

I couldn't get the little boy out of my mind.

Then I remembered a local news paper article two days ago, which mentioned a drunk man in a truck, who hit a car occupied by a young woman and a little girl.

The little girl died right away, and the mother was left in a critical state. The family had to decide whether to pull the plug on the life-sustaining machine, because the young woman would not be able to recover from the coma.

Was this the family of the little boy?

Two days after this encounter with the little boy, I read in the news paper that the young woman had passed away.

I couldn't stop myself as I bought a bunch of white roses and I went to the funeral home where the body of the young woman was exposed for people to see and make last wishes before her burial.

She was there, in her coffin, holding a beautiful white rose in her hand with the photo of the little boy and the doll placed over her chest.

I left the place, teary-eyed, feeling that my life had been changed for ever. The love that the little boy had for his mother and his sister is still, to this day, hard to imagine.

And in a fraction of a second, a drunk driver had taken all this away from him.

Now you have 2 choices:

1) Repost this message, or
2) Ignore it as if it never touched your heart


I am the girl that doesn't go to school dances, or games, and when I do go, I sit in a corner and read a book. I am the girl that people look through when I say something. I am the girl that spends most of her free time reading, writing, or doing other activities that most teenagers wouldn't call normal. I am the girl that people call weird and a freak either behind my back or to my face. I am the girl that doesn't spend all her time on MySpace, or talking to a girlfriend on a cell phone or regular phone. I am the girl that hasn't been asked out in a year. I am the girl that has stopped to smell the flowers and jump and splash in the rain. BUT I am also the girl who knows and is proud to be who she is, doesn’t care if people call her weird (it's a compliment), who loves reading and writing and doing the things that no one seems to have the time to do any more, who loves and is obsessed with books, who can express herself better with words than actions, who doesn't need a guy to complete her, and knows the importance of the little things. Copy and paste this onto your account, and add your name to the list, if you are anything like me, so the girls who are different and unique can know in their weakest time that they are unique but not alone.: Iheartjake1220, FaerieRose13, Dancer4Life15,livelaughlove23, emmettsmyfave, Chellie09, BloodWhiteWolf, Shadow Kissed134, Gabbiehannah, KaAaArl, Emilywake, ParamoreFeak


Ninety-five percent of the kids out there are concerned with being popular and fitting in. If you're part of the five percent who aren't, copy this, put it in your profile, and add your name to the list. AnimeKittyCafe, Hyperactivley Bored, Gem W, Bara-Minamino, Yavie Aelinel, Crazy Billie Joe Loving Freak, Shadow929, SweetNCrazieSugarmuffin, The Komodo Dragon Phoenix, Bust_A_Groover, Tecna, Novemberscorpion110388, WriterGirl3000, tietum, misto-shadow, M-Warrior, GreenWolfBoss,the crimson nutcase,creativekat, Dracorex16, ParamoreFeak


When she walks away from you mad, follow her
When she stare's at your mouth, Kiss her
When she pushes you or hit's you, Grab her and dont let go
When she start's cussing at you, Kiss her and tell her you love her
When she's quiet, Ask her what's wrong
When she ignore's you, Give her your attention
When she pull's away, Pull her back
When you see her at her worst, Tell her she's beautiful
When you see her start crying, Just hold her and dont say a word
When you see her walking, Sneak up and hug her waist from behind
When she's scared, Protect her
When she lay's her head on your shoulder, Tilt her head up and kiss her
When she steal's your favorite hat, Let her keep it and sleep with it for a night
When she tease's you, Tease her back and make her laugh
When she doesnt answer for a long time, reassure her that everything is okay
When she look's at you with doubt, Back yourself up
When she say's that she like's you, she really does more than you could understand
When she grab's at your hands, Hold her's and play with her fingers
When she bump's into you, bump into her back and make her laugh
When she tell's you a secret, keep it safe and untold
When she looks at you in your eyes, don't look away until she does
When she misses you, she's hurting inside
When you break her heart, the pain never really goes away
When she says its over, she still wants you to be hers
When she repost this bulletin, she wants you to read it
Stay on the phone with her even if shes not saying anything.
When she's mad hug her tight and don't let go
When she says she's ok dont believe it, talk with her- because 10 yrs later she'll remember you
Call her at 12:00am on her birthday to tell her you love her
Call her before you sleep and after you wake up
Treat her like she's all that matters to you.
Tease her and let her tease you back
Stay up all night with her when she's sick
Watch her favorite movie with her or her favorite show even if you think its stupid
Give her the world
Let her wear your clothes
When she's bored and sad, hang out with her
Let her know she's important
Kiss her in the pouring rain
When she runs up at you crying, the first thing you say is: "Who's butt am I kicking babe?"
If you do post this in the next four minutes the one you love will :
Call you.
Kiss you.
Love you.
Text you.


Bro Side:

-You love hoodies.

-You love jeans.

-Dogs are better than cats.

-Its hilarious when people get hurt

-You've played with/against boys on a team

-Shopping is torture.

-Sad movies suck.

-You own/ed an Xbox(PS2 and Wii)

Played with Hotwheel cars as a kid.

-At some point in time you wanted to be a firefighter.

-You own/ed a DS, PS2 or Sega.

-You used to be obsessed with Power Rangers.

-You watch sports on TV.

-Gory movies are cool.

-You go to your dad for advice

You own like a trillion baseball caps.

-You like going to high school football games.

-You used to/do collect baseball/football cards.

-Baggy pants are cool to wear.

-Its kinda weird to have sleepovers with a bunch of people.

-Green, black, blue, red, or silver are one of your favorite colors.

-You love to go crazy and not care what people think.

-Sports are fun.

-Talk with food in your mouth.

Sleep with your socks on at night.

Total: 16

Chick Side

-You wear lip gloss/chapstick.

-You love to shop.

-You wear eyeliner.

You wear the color pink.

-Go to your mom for advice.

You consider cheerleading a sport.

You hate wearing the color black.

-You like hanging out at the mall.

You like getting manicures and/or pedicures.

You like wearing jewelry.

Skirts are a big part of your wardrobe.

-Shopping is one of your favorite hobbies.

-You don't like the movie Star Wars.

You were in gymnastics/dance.

-It takes you around/more than one hour to shower, get dressed, and make-up.

-You smile a lot more than you should.

-You have more than 10 pairs of shoes.

-You care about what you look like.

You like wearing dresses when you can.

You like wearing body spray/perfume/cologne.

-You love the movies.

-Used to play with dolls as a little kid.

Like putting make-up on someone else for the joy/joke of it.

Like being the star of everything.

Total: 11

PREP

-You own a cell phone.

-You own something from Abercrombie.

You own something from Pac sun.

-You own something from Hollister.

-You own something from American eagle.

-You love/like going to the mall.

-You own an iPod/MP3 player

You love Starbucks.

-You have been called a brat.

You hate buying things that are on sale.

You have more than one house.

Total: 3

PUNK

-You can skateboard

-You’ve worn plaid.

-You like Converse. (Love 'em!!)

You hate MTV.

-You have/had blue, pink, red, purple, or green hair. - (streaks count)

-You dislike pink. (Except pink for breast cancer)

-You hate/dislike preps.

-You wear/wore skateboarding shoes.

Total: 5

GEEK

-You love the computer.

-You like Harry Potter.

- You are supposed to wear glasses/contacts

-You get straight A's.

- You love/like reading.

-You were/are in band

-You don't care what you look like.

- You have a curfew.

- You always do your homework.

-You never miss school unless you're sick.

Total: 9

ATHLETIC

- You watch/watched the Super bowl.

- You own track shoes or other sports related shoes.

You collect your jerseys.

-You have a wall or shelf dedicated to your trophies / awards.

You have posters or plaques of famous athletes.

- Your garage consists of sports equipment.

-You belong/belonged to a school team.

- You are going/did go to a sports summer camp.

You have a specific number.

Total: 5

HARDCORE//SCENE

- You like loud music.

-You love/loved the Ninja Turtles.

You never walk anywhere.

-You wear slip-on shoes.

- You wear/wore Vans.

-You like the band Panic! At the disco.

-You wear band t-shirts.

-People have called you a freak and meant it.

-You love to "hardcore" dance.

Hair has been died more than 1 color

Total: 8

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As Darkness Falls by Demonic Angel081090 reviews
Most Believe the Covenant of Silence to be alone, but they're not. When a covenant foresees danger in Ipswich, help arrives. Their survival depends on the bond between them, but who said they can't be more. Accepting OCs, PxOC, RxOC, TxOC
Covenant - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 9,667 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 6/29/2015 - Published: 4/22/2011
Taking Steps by LynMcCallum reviews
All Human! Sort of Vampire Academy and sort of not. They're making a film of the series and they've found an actor of every character. Every character but one. Rosemarie Hathaway... RxR .
Vampire Academy - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 70 - Words: 267,400 - Reviews: 490 - Favs: 135 - Follows: 133 - Updated: 8/11/2013 - Published: 3/30/2010
The Unknown Twin by kidadigasha reviews
I was a secret. They didn't know I existed, and they weren't supposed to. I was given away as a baby in the hopes that I would never be seen again. But things don't always work out the way you want them to. rating may go up later on
Covenant - Rated: T - English - Drama/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 25 - Words: 33,160 - Reviews: 160 - Favs: 184 - Follows: 171 - Updated: 7/28/2013 - Published: 1/3/2010 - Complete
Present, Let Me Introduce You To The Past by SarahandBabees reviews
What if one day, when being attacked by demons in the park, the gang accidentally portaled to London, 1878, and landed in the dining room of the Institute? What adventures await them? Who will Tessa choose? Sweet, loveable Jem? Or sexy, dangerous Will?
Crossover - Mortal Instruments & Infernal Devices, Cassandra Clare - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 5 - Words: 11,676 - Reviews: 90 - Favs: 138 - Follows: 137 - Updated: 6/11/2013 - Published: 11/24/2010 - Jace W., Will H.
Unexpected things by RoseHathawayVA reviews
All humans. Rose goes in a trip to Russia. There she finds out that she's the daughter of the Mafia leader. She finds her love and new friends. Hope you enjoy it. xD
Vampire Academy - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 9 - Words: 13,081 - Reviews: 92 - Favs: 74 - Follows: 96 - Updated: 12/22/2012 - Published: 7/28/2010 - Rose H., Dimitri B.
Donut by GoldenChainsXO reviews
Rose addopts a little puppy but she has to hide it from Dimitir. Fluff, Lemons, Russian god and a cute little puppy, what more cold you want! Review please :D Was a one shot, now continued. Follows Rose and Dimitri's life with their mischevious dog.
Vampire Academy - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 24 - Words: 54,508 - Reviews: 295 - Favs: 387 - Follows: 224 - Updated: 8/4/2012 - Published: 10/11/2010 - Rose H., Dimitri B. - Complete
I Love You, But I Don't Want To Marry You by TeamDimitriBelikov reviews
Rose is the Princess of Turkey, and Dimitri is the Prince of Russia. What happens when they are forced to marry, but Rose doesn't want it to be arranged? What if she falls in love with him, but knows that she doesn't want it? M SCENES WILL BE MARKED RxD
Vampire Academy - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 12 - Words: 39,904 - Reviews: 464 - Favs: 312 - Follows: 312 - Updated: 3/10/2012 - Published: 10/20/2010 - Dimitri B., Rose H.
Vampire academy X mortal instruments by nerdsdoitbetter reviews
Rose Lissa and Christian are visiting Brooklyn and run into some unusual, unhuman, "people" who make Rose's stomach nauseated. The Mortal instruments gang gets a rude shock as they find another daywalker and her friends called "Moroi" Jace n Rose aqaint
Crossover - Mortal Instruments & Vampire Academy - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Fantasy - Chapters: 5 - Words: 9,550 - Reviews: 66 - Favs: 68 - Follows: 112 - Updated: 1/27/2012 - Published: 7/3/2010 - Jace W., Rose H.
Covert Casanova by ddpjclaf reviews
She's the artsy, outcast daughter of a rich, crooked lawyer. He's the self-absorbed undercover agent assigned to do whatever it takes to get the goods on daddy-even if that means making a play for his feisty daughter. AU/AH/OOC Fluffy. Lemonade.
Mortal Instruments - Rated: M - English - Suspense/Romance - Chapters: 30 - Words: 239,836 - Reviews: 2836 - Favs: 3,257 - Follows: 1,430 - Updated: 6/3/2011 - Published: 7/14/2010 - Jace W., Clary F. - Complete
It's Only Just A Dream by midnightquiver reviews
Three thousand miles and now she's in Spenser.It was supposed to be a new start for Valerie but then she gets mixed up in a whole new kind of trouble called the Sons of Ipswich.She's uncertain but then again she's not the only transfer student.
Covenant - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 25 - Words: 96,516 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 66 - Follows: 42 - Updated: 3/22/2011 - Published: 12/30/2010 - Reid G., Chase C. - Complete
OC Contest by Demonic Angel081090 reviews
I have a basic plotline set up, information inside: PoguexOC ReidxOC TylerxOC Adventure,action with romance and humor thrown in for good measure.
Covenant - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,294 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 3/3/2011 - Published: 2/9/2011
Ipswich's Romeo and Juliet by Karli Garwin Winchester reviews
Nineteen years ago, a fight split up the covenant for Good. Danvers and Parry went one way while Garwin and Simms went the other. Now, the son of Reid and the daughter of Caleb meet. Will they be able to end their families fued, or make it worse?
Covenant - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 8,090 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 35 - Updated: 3/2/2011 - Published: 6/25/2009
The Hangover by JaceWaylandYouBadass reviews
I thought, wouldn't it be just awesome if the Mortal Instruments characters were in the Movie, The Hangover? Based on the movie! Rated T, but I'm not sure if it may have sexual themes or not as it continues.
Mortal Instruments - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 20,454 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 1/22/2011 - Published: 5/16/2010
Lesson Learned by CloudedMindx reviews
Clary is a 24 year old high school English teacher, Jace is a 17 year old English student, what happens when they meet and unknown feelings make themself known? AH AU M for later dirty dreams and lemons!
Mortal Instruments - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 21 - Words: 58,480 - Reviews: 465 - Favs: 625 - Follows: 334 - Updated: 1/12/2011 - Published: 2/10/2010 - Clary F., Jace W. - Complete
Our Little Secret by alex4jace reviews
Takes place as an alternate or addition after the Seelie Court in "City of Ashes", when Jace and Clary end up back at the Institute in Jace's room. Rated M for smut in chapters one and seven, and lemons in bonus chapter.
Mortal Instruments - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 11 - Words: 21,388 - Reviews: 110 - Favs: 259 - Follows: 103 - Updated: 12/22/2010 - Published: 8/2/2010 - Jace W., Clary F. - Complete
Titanic:Endless Love by I heart Samchel reviews
jack and rose survived The sinking of the RMS titanic and begin their lifes together and go through the ups and downs of life together. another jack survives story. Please read and review! I'll try to update once or twice a week! Sometimes can be M
Titanic - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 24 - Words: 26,572 - Reviews: 79 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 12/11/2010 - Published: 9/8/2010
Haunted by midnightquiver reviews
Moving on the now college bound boys see more trouble when Caleb finds out his now deceased father had a daughter with someone else.Even more her and her friends have the abilities the boys do and more. Her ex as well as their enemy makes a return.
Covenant - Rated: T - English - Angst/Horror - Chapters: 8 - Words: 18,704 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 12/1/2010 - Published: 11/24/2010 - Reid G., Chase C. - Complete
The Night by Luna Maxwell reviews
This is a Bianca and Balthazar lemon. I wrote this for the little blood exchange part in Stargazer. Be aware there are spoilers and is Rated M for Language and Lemon dont know if i want to continue but if u leave reviews i might just continue on!
Evernight - Rated: M - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,381 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 5/17/2010 - Published: 4/18/2010
Coven VS Covenant by danielleanne reviews
Twilight and Covenant X-over: The Cullen's are going to Spenser Academy. What happens when our favorite vampire family meets our favorite warlock friends? Danger ensues and rivalries form. Watch out for another Cullen adventure.
Crossover - Twilight & Covenant - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Friendship - Chapters: 29 - Words: 46,464 - Reviews: 233 - Favs: 128 - Follows: 128 - Updated: 9/29/2009 - Published: 2/23/2008
The Red Line by WinndSinger reviews
Edward is an exotic male dancer. Bella is a college student studying psychology and needs a subject to do her thesis on. Bella pays Edward to belong to her for 2 weeks so she can study him. Things soon get very interesting between them.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 40 - Words: 351,671 - Reviews: 19678 - Favs: 12,959 - Follows: 5,875 - Updated: 5/1/2009 - Published: 1/26/2009 - Edward, Bella
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Sanctuary reviews
What would it be like if the cast of Blood met the characters of The Mortal Instruments? I love the anime/manga and I love the book series. Since both kind of have to do with monsters or demons, why not combine them? Better than it sounds!
Crossover - Blood+ & Mortal Instruments - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Horror - Chapters: 3 - Words: 8,932 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 2/14/2014 - Published: 1/28/2011
I'm Sorry reviews
Sort of happening after Last Sacrifice. The Moroi and Dhampir world have a strict rule of no socializing with humans. So when a girl leaves Court with dreams of being famous, she is automatically a disgrace to the Court. Full summary inside.
Vampire Academy - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 5 - Words: 16,699 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 2/20/2011 - Published: 1/2/2011