A shitty writer who uses this site as an output for his shitty ideas.

So apparently you can write and publish using the phone app... Being without a computer for years now, this both excites and terrifies me. Let's see what embarrassing messes I cook up, eh?

The Story Ideas Currently Plaguing Me That Probably Suck And Will Likely Never Happen:

Look Out! Here Comes The Spider-Man! (Spider-Man)

An episodic take on Spider-Man's adventures in the Marvel Cinematic Universe. It's practically impossible to tell all of Peter's stories in a cinematic format. So, like Thanos, I'm gonna do it myself. And like Thanos, I’ll take my sweet time doing it... I really wanna do it right.

Mine (Dragon Ball Z)

A future timeline AU. A dark story where Future Android 18 has her fun with Future Krillin... No intentions on this being a happy story. Very rapey and abusive. Any romance formed between will be very Stockholm, corrupted, and twisted. This is what happens when I listen to "I Can't Decide (Whether You Should Live Or Die)" by Scissor Sisters on repeat.

Untitled No Goku AU Thing (Dragon Ball Z)

A Goku never landed on Earth. Not sure if I wanna focus on the humans trying to defeat the evils that Goku handled for them, or just skip straight to the Saiyan invasion hinting to what's happened on Earth in Goku's absence. One of the big changes is that Chi-Chi trains with Roshi and befriends Krillin in Goku's place. Will probably end up sticking to canon pairing. GoChi(Or KakaChi), K/18, VegeBul, etc. Depending on what I do with Vegeta anyway...

The Sunny Day (Gravity Falls)

You know that theory that Bill Cipher is still alive in Stan's head? Basically that.

Jurassic World: Evolution (Jurassic Park)

Based on the upcoming game of the same name. Some guy or gal is picked to manage the newly built Jurassic World upon Las Cinco Muertes (The Five Deaths) string of islands. He/She must try to deal with poor public reception, terrible employees, and mischievous dinosaurs. All the things one must deal with when running a theme park. One thing is for certain, the protag isn't paid enough to deal with Ian Malcolm's Chaos Theory bullshit. This has been floating around in my brain after looking up some info on the game, which I'm hyped for if I'm to be perfectly honest.

Fixing:

You ever have the feeling when you watch or read some piece of media you were really excited for and end up so disappointed you feel like you could do better? Well, that's what I'm doing here... I pretentiously rewrite films, shows, and books I have problems with.

1. Dragon Ball Super Starting from Resurrection F all the way to the Universe Survival Arc. Really the only one that has moved beyond being just a concept. I've somewhat got a plan, just need to start writing.
2. Alien 3, Prometheus, and Covenant Basically every meaningful film after Aliens. What about Resurrection?
3. The Jurassic Park Sequels All of 'em. They suck. Wanna fix 'em. Love this franchise too much to let JP3 slide...
4. The DC Cinematic Universe Just in general. Man Of Steel, Batman V Superman, Suicide Squad, and Justice League. Minus Wonder Woman because that's actually a good one.
5. Star Wars: The Prequels And The New Trilogy

What Ifs:

Exactly what it sounds like. A bunch of What Ifs I decide to write.

Dragon Ball:

1. What If Krillin Was Turned Into An Android? Gero decides to kidnap and convert Krillin into an Android in his revenge against Goku, all thanks to Trunks' meddling with the timeline. Shamelessly inspired by Agent Malkere's story "Android 20". (Link there. Check it out. It's great.) Obviously I intend to make differences as to not be a shameful ripoff. His focuses on the misadventures of 17, 18, and 20/Krillin on their trip to find Goku. No sign of the other Z-Fighters. Whereas I intend to focus a bit more on the implications this would be on the Cell Saga itself, the reaction and interactions between Android Krillin and his friends (Specifically Goku), and Krillin bonding with his Android pals.(Getting especially close with 18 ;)
2. What If Goten Was Goku Black? Wouldn't it have been so much more interesting if Black was Goten? For the best friends to be fighting? For father to battle son? For Goten to actually get some character development?!
3. What If Androids 17 and 18 Fused? Remember what the Supreme Kai said during the Tournament about giving Potara Earrings to our favorite Android twins? What if, during the battle with Aniraza, 17 and 18 became Android 35 in order to stay in the Tournament? Ignoring the retcon in the Goku Black Arc. Honestly, I'd probably just be focusing on 35's role in the Tournament till their elimination and their families adjusting to the fusion.