Octavo Nous
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Joined 07-23-10, id: 2461579, Profile Updated: 11-29-11
Author has written 3 stories for Penguins of Madagascar.

There was a fight once

I lost

There was a tear hence


you frost


There where words yet


to write


And there were willows

Not quiet


yet


weeping


Leaving out the dark dark poem, I'd just like to mention that yeah. All of my stories are like that. Dealing with brutal sort of things, taking them to the darkest realism level that I am able to. Because I am sodark that when I use a word generator to write my promps I click the complexity: obscure.

Nay, I'm not dark at all. Whatevers. I like putting 's' at the end of my transition words, but I never actually use that on my writing.

I tend to confuse the word seam with seem, and until yesterday I didn't know a roncha was called wean.

So! More about me. As badly as I try to hide it, you could probably smell how I am helplessly romantic, and romantically helpless.

Just look for the undertones, kids, it's there.

I mean just read that phrase. God, why'd you make me this way?

As hard as I've tried to avoid it, it's always there. Competing with my realistic self screaming: "Oh God, do you need to be such a fangirl?"

And then my romantic self says: "I'm not being a fangirl! I hate them cannon(orclosetocannon) couples and write extensively long fic that have less to do with the show than my feet with a roller coaster!"

"That, my dear, is being a fangirl."

Moving on, I think I'll just start to ramble about The Penguins of Madagascar, because you probably don't need/want to know any of my inner about-me monologues. They start getting pretty sad (in the pathetic sense of the word) round this hour.
And since this is the only show I've written about so far, and if you clicked on my username it must have been from that section then you'll probably want to know this things about my stories.

Now before you read my answers for the questions (rants) I get a feeling you'd ask me if you weren't too lazy to, I really recommend you don't even consider taking me seriously, or you might just die.

a) No, that is not Skilene you've spotted. No because I hate it, and it's really quiet the opposite. It's just me making fun of it because I'm a hater.

b) Yep. They're all gay. (Sans Rico... and sometimes Private... and Skipper is repressed so that kinda leans into straight. Well, he's all straight 'till he meets Private, after that, ladies, we halve lost him (one could still be his beard). Kowalski is also straight in most AU's, but as he grows older he just gets gayer. Until he dies, at age 52, by some strange explosions.) But that's only because the freakin' ONLY female recurring character sucks. And there's just not enough Mama duck/Kitka/Darla/those badger things material to use. Though I'm working on another AU where there's quiet a bit of Kitka. And mocked Skilene. Haha. I'll make Marlene's life suck.

c) Yeah, I wouldn't really hate Skilene that much if it wasn't for the Marlene part.

d) Because I find that otter annoying, she's a snob wannabe cool, (I mean seriously. You think you're so much because at some aquarium you won some sh*t, well guess what, people don't stare at you any more; also, if you try so hard to prove girls are just as good as boys, why do you always need guy's help? Everyone knows you could take care of yourself but noooo you need the pretty boy to help you so that things get romantic. Besides you can't get outside the zoo without going feral? Jesus, I'm sure the producers made you annoying on purpose and Damn they did a good job. Also guess what. Nobody wants to hear your Sh*ty anecdotes. Boohoo) and her voice hurts my ears.

(HAHAHHAHAHHAAHAHAHA. Damn, I felt good writing that down. It was like opening a vent and letting all the hatin' out! I still hate her, (and aren't afraid to use the 'h' word) but Haha, most of that it just me ranting a little bit. The real and most honest reasons why I don't like her character are because her voice drives me insane and I really don't find her funny.)

d) Yeah, I know I killed him, and I'd do it again you fool.

e) Pripper.

f) You don't want to know. And wouldn't be able to guess, (hopefully) either.

g) I'm not going to answer that! It's private! No! Not Private! Private!

Ah, I had fun writing that. Now you have fun trying to figure out what questions I answered. Ha. Good luck figuring out the last one!

And Damn U ff! You keep centring my text! I want it to the left! Left! Is that so hard to achieve?

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Xdrabbles by TheSkySpiritsTalentShow reviews
DrabbleDrama with Pairings, fluff, yaoi, yuri, smut, cuddles and whatever else you guys want to see.
Penguins of Madagascar - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 34 - Words: 94,271 - Reviews: 221 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 36 - Updated: 5/25 - Published: 1/25/2012 - Skipper, Marlene, Kowalski, King Julien
Hell Hole by cuddles1234XD reviews
Skipper and the guys are forced to go into Unit Nine, Skippers old unit, to help the Unit prepare for battle. But upon their arrival, things for the unit quickly run south, starting with a discovery of a third party and the loss of 90% of the units troops
Penguins of Madagascar - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Adventure - Chapters: 14 - Words: 45,493 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 2/5/2012 - Published: 12/29/2010
Abnegation by Blouper reviews
"There's a 98% chance we'll get caught. A scientist must try any and all possibilities no matter how slim the chance of success." Kowalski and Marlene. On rejection. Friendship. Others.
Penguins of Madagascar - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Angst - Chapters: 8 - Words: 34,380 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 1/23/2012 - Published: 8/15/2009 - Marlene, Kowalski - Complete
Growing Broccoli out of Watermelon Seeds by Blouper reviews
"It's possible, you know." Kowalski says with no uncertainty. AU, Marski .
Penguins of Madagascar - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,342 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/9/2011 - Marlene, Kowalski - Complete
I Shot the Sheriff by Oxymora reviews
Skipper always wanted to be Sheriff, so here we go! . T for safety, but I think it's rather K plus correction
Penguins of Madagascar - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Western - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,049 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/25/2010 - Skipper - Complete
I Feel Dead by ClockwerkOrange reviews
Zim is caught in a horrifying 'relationship' in which he is little more than property. Needless to say, he gets beaten up quite a bit. Feel pity. It's a short, depressing one-shot with some hideous and bitter ZATR. Reviews keep me from killing myself!
Invader Zim - Rated: T - English - Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 977 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 6 - Published: 7/6/2010 - Zim, Tak - Complete
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Stained Conscience reviews
"Will I ever get my life back?" The van's speed noticeably slowed. Kowalski's eyebrows rose. Not that one question. Rico looked away. Only Skipper held his sight, frowning. "No."
Penguins of Madagascar - Rated: M - English - Crime/Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 20,950 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 7/30/2012 - Published: 3/6/2011
Chances reviews
Chances where it wasn't going to happen again. Drabbles.
Penguins of Madagascar - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,213 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 11/22/2011 - Published: 4/27/2011
Culpables reviews
La verdad era que ninguno de ellos sentía el mas mínimo arrepentimiento. Ninguno se echaría para atrás.
Penguins of Madagascar - Rated: M - Spanish - Crime/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 8,075 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 9/30/2011 - Published: 6/29/2011
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