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Well hello there ;)

I am Jessie, I write HP fanfiction and I love any story featuring Sirius, Remus, Lucius, Draco, and Hermione. I have a one-shot that you should check out below (shameless plug!). I am not the best updater, but I am getting better. Toodles!

-Jessie

and I am no longer taking any requests, sorry I just don't have the time!


What is bookishbird currently working on?

I am working on the sequel to Alone at Grimmauld Place and a new SB/HG multi-chaptered fic. I might throw in a few one-shots just to shake things up a bit. :)


I solemnly swear that Fred never died and George wears blue boxers! I am a member of the Twin Exchange.


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Playing the Players by angelically-devilish reviews
MARRIAGE LAW FIC! What happens when two people who thought they were destined for lives of free-wheeling and independence end up thrown together by meddling friends and a malicious Ministry? Why, nothing short of magic and mayhem! Rated M for mature!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 43 - Words: 171,354 - Reviews: 1614 - Favs: 1,186 - Follows: 1,733 - Updated: 1/25 - Published: 4/22/2009 - Hermione G., Sirius B.
Interviewing Casanova by angelically-devilish reviews
SiriusHermioneRemus - "The first thing I think you should know is that I love sex." There was a smug arrogance to his tone, but she showed no emotion, informing him that she would not fall for his shock tactics. She knew him entirely too well for that.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 36,358 - Reviews: 332 - Favs: 305 - Follows: 625 - Updated: 8/23/2014 - Published: 4/2/2010 - Hermione G., Sirius B.
Perchance to Dream by LadySeradeRETURNS reviews
Sequel to Reason for Life. Sirius and Hermione are settling back into a different routine, adjusting to the changes between them. He wants what is best for her and realizes that its not him. She's left to pick up the piece, but is never alone.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 13 - Words: 72,134 - Reviews: 251 - Favs: 330 - Follows: 535 - Updated: 3/10/2014 - Published: 4/11/2010 - Hermione G., Sirius B.
Playwitch's Top 10 Sexiest Wizards by The Golden Duo 22 reviews
When Playwitch comes knocking, 10 of Wizarding England’s finest step up to the challenge. Multiple Pairings: Ginny/Cormac/Romilda, Harry/Draco, Luna/Lucius, Remus/Hermione/Sirius, Bill/Lavender/Charlie, Fred/Verity/George.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 32,086 - Reviews: 123 - Favs: 139 - Follows: 172 - Updated: 10/29/2011 - Published: 8/6/2009 - Harry P.
A Living History by AMistressMalfoy reviews
It was a forbidden love born in a war of blood. Given a choice to save the world or let history repeat itself, will she succumb to pressure and do what's right, or do what is easy?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 31 - Words: 146,089 - Reviews: 161 - Favs: 184 - Follows: 180 - Updated: 9/13/2011 - Published: 6/1/2007 - Hermione G., James P.
Familial Obligations by Aleisha Potter reviews
Her soon to be brother-in-law came to her with an odd request. "Have my baby". Now she must make a choice and walk a dangerous path. More than just her relationship with Ron is at stake when playing this game. GE's Great Cliche Challenge.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 31,322 - Reviews: 420 - Favs: 339 - Follows: 645 - Updated: 11/11/2010 - Published: 2/19/2008 - Hermione G., Bill W.
Boss by brandy01 reviews
Confident... Handsome... Charming. Three words that Hermione Granger would use to describe her boss, Bill Weasley. But just how does the smartest witch of her age intend to resist his charms, when her boss decides to go on the prowl?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 6 - Words: 22,580 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 166 - Follows: 78 - Updated: 6/21/2010 - Published: 5/26/2010 - Hermione G., Bill W. - Complete
Unexpected Consequences by Kimberlee18 reviews
Hermione has been living with Sirius and Remus in Grimmauld place for a year. Everything has been going well until one fateful full moon when the wolfsbane potion fails and Hermione gets bitten. How will she handle her new life? Mature. HG/RL,HG/SB
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 17 - Words: 46,719 - Reviews: 208 - Favs: 719 - Follows: 210 - Updated: 2/11/2010 - Published: 11/11/2009 - Hermione G., Remus L. - Complete
Reason For Life by LadySeradeRETURNS reviews
Hermione uses the Time Turner to go back before the Potter's death, not to change things, but to change the outlook of Sirius's life. She went back for the sake of Harry, the Order and for his salvation. She didn't do it to fall in love
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 31 - Words: 178,752 - Reviews: 896 - Favs: 1,469 - Follows: 533 - Updated: 1/4/2010 - Published: 5/15/2008 - Sirius B., Hermione G. - Complete
Vault 2811 by GrandeVanillaSkimLatte reviews
When curse breaker Bill Weasley is called in on a routine vault sweep at Gringotts, he encounters much more than the usual enchantments, he finds Hermione Granger. Gift for WeasleyForMe. BillHermione.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,221 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 243 - Follows: 21 - Published: 12/9/2009 - Bill W., Hermione G. - Complete
Dark Past, Bright Future by AshleySue reviews
After recognizing Godric during the events in Dallas, Sookie returns to Louisiana and must choose between Bill, Godric, and Eric. Full summary inside.
True Blood - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 21 - Words: 55,995 - Reviews: 446 - Favs: 568 - Follows: 173 - Updated: 11/14/2009 - Published: 10/17/2009 - Sookie S., Godric - Complete
Winning You Back by M.R. Potter reviews
Hermione has an affair, convinced that Sirius no longer finds her attractive. Sirius is determined to set things right between them and he wins her over with the best way he knows how. Fluffy, lemony oneshot.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,301 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 71 - Follows: 4 - Published: 11/7/2009 - Hermione G., Sirius B. - Complete
A Darker Shade of Light by hermoine snape reviews
The war between Light verus Dark isn't what it seems to be. Hermione and Ginny learn that their's a darker shade of light through those they saw as enemies and through the eyes of the men they lest expected. RL/HG SS/GW Ginny's in her 7th yr skipped 6th
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 24 - Words: 52,999 - Reviews: 204 - Favs: 336 - Follows: 123 - Updated: 10/5/2009 - Published: 5/30/2009 - Remus L., Hermione G. - Complete
Art of Love by wickedswanz reviews
Hermione needs the Order's sexiest wizard to teach her the art of love making after being dumped, and Sirius is only too happy to oblige. But can the king of love-em and leave-em give her what she desires or will his heart get in the way? Rating: ADULT
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 24,794 - Reviews: 226 - Favs: 817 - Follows: 151 - Updated: 9/2/2009 - Published: 8/27/2009 - Sirius B., Hermione G. - Complete
Pinned Up by GrandeVanillaSkimLatte reviews
When Sirius takes a collection too far, Hermione decides to take action. SiriusHermione.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,437 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 180 - Follows: 14 - Published: 8/22/2009 - Hermione G., Sirius B. - Complete
Awakening by AngelusdarkAngels reviews
When the AI gang release Angelus, Buffy comes to LA to help and gets more than she bargained for. Set in season 4 Ats and 7 of BtVS. Follows some cannon, but AR too.
Buffy: The Vampire Slayer - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 17 - Words: 104,435 - Reviews: 622 - Favs: 432 - Follows: 158 - Updated: 8/18/2009 - Published: 12/4/2008 - Angelus, Buffy S. - Complete
Old Dog, New Tricks by The Golden Duo 22 reviews
SiriusHermione - Returning to London after several years abroad, Hermione has done a lot of growing up. Sirius has noticed this too, but he is about to learn that just because he wants something doesn’t mean he can have it.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 20,552 - Reviews: 100 - Favs: 304 - Follows: 75 - Updated: 8/9/2009 - Published: 7/25/2009 - Hermione G., Sirius B. - Complete
The Wolf and Little Red: A Hogwarts Love Story by angelically-devilish reviews
The golden trio return to Hogwarts seventh year with their favorite werewolf professor. But before love conquers all, Hermione and Lupin have to deal with each other, the affections of another Marauder, and the constant threat of darkness. HG/RL HG/SB
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 35 - Words: 109,873 - Reviews: 499 - Favs: 731 - Follows: 223 - Updated: 8/6/2009 - Published: 3/5/2009 - Hermione G., Remus L. - Complete
Deliciously Distracted by diamond-helen reviews
Celebrations lead to awkward morning afters for Hermione, and new professors are distracting. RL/HG/SB smut.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,658 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 210 - Follows: 21 - Published: 7/24/2009 - Hermione G., Sirius B. - Complete
Discovering Beauty by Laurielove reviews
Four years after the war, a chance encounter with a wizard Hermione hoped never to see again leads her to question her life and discover things about herself she had kept deeply buried. HG/LM. A tale of discovery. Older readers only, please.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 56 - Words: 192,244 - Reviews: 1337 - Favs: 1,209 - Follows: 294 - Updated: 4/24/2009 - Published: 2/25/2009 - Hermione G., Lucius M. - Complete
Red Hot Lover by HermioneMalfoyFan reviews
A night out, a red dress and drinks... When two unlikely people meet, what can happen? EWE, lemons F/M, one-shot . Nothing apart from the plot belongs to me... It's all JKR's!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,764 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 195 - Follows: 27 - Published: 2/1/2009 - Hermione G., Lucius M. - Complete
A New Kind of Love by remuslives reviews
Harry is raising Teddy and wants to provide him with a proper family. Harry/Hermione. Complete.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 8 - Words: 10,157 - Reviews: 315 - Favs: 924 - Follows: 280 - Updated: 1/4/2009 - Published: 9/25/2008 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Summer Camp by Cheryl Dyson reviews
Mini-sequel to The Slytherin Hufflepuff. Yes, of course this contains mature content. Thanks for asking. Albus and Scorpius go to Summer Camp.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 13,377 - Reviews: 68 - Favs: 245 - Follows: 26 - Published: 11/30/2008 - Albus S. P., Scorpius M. - Complete
Innocence by Ceredwen reviews
What happens when two people with lives manipulated by the ministry and harmed by pureblood mania decide to fight back? Begins with a marriage law and follows them through their struggles with the wizarding world. Complete! Epilogue to follow. SBHG NC17
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 52 - Words: 208,415 - Reviews: 1611 - Favs: 1,291 - Follows: 530 - Updated: 10/24/2008 - Published: 12/2/2007 - Hermione G., Sirius B. - Complete
And the Band Played On by Jack of the North reviews
Hermione's having fun celebrating the end of the war with her friends. But there's someone who can make the party a whole lot better...
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,043 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 126 - Follows: 22 - Published: 6/23/2008 - Hermione G., Bill W. - Complete
Returned by LadySeradeRETURNS reviews
Sirius has RETURNED. Everyone else is older, wiser, and have left things unsaid. As Sirius deals with his new old life, romance accidentally happens, but someone still loves Hermione.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 38 - Words: 182,700 - Reviews: 709 - Favs: 652 - Follows: 319 - Updated: 4/18/2008 - Published: 2/9/2006 - Hermione G., Sirius B. - Complete
Hermione Granger and the Sleepless Nights by I'm Just Drawn That Way reviews
A coming-of-age tale, in which the brightest witch of her age learns about sex & love from excellent teachers. A Gryffindor for a reason: Hermione is nothing if not daring... SBRLHG/FWGWHG/HGLL/hints of HGSS. Slash, het, & femmeslash, sometimes graphic.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 28 - Words: 95,748 - Reviews: 549 - Favs: 495 - Follows: 153 - Updated: 3/19/2008 - Published: 11/26/2007 - Hermione G., Remus L. - Complete
The Slytherin Hufflepuff by Cheryl Dyson reviews
In the interest of combating JKR's epilogue of doom, I present my version of life beyond Deathly Hallows. This is a dual story, half Albus/Scorpius and half Harry/Draco. DH compliant. This fic contains MATURE adult content.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 11 - Words: 36,808 - Reviews: 701 - Favs: 999 - Follows: 221 - Updated: 1/31/2008 - Published: 12/17/2007 - Albus S. P., Scorpius M. - Complete
The Slytherin Gryffindor by Cheryl Dyson reviews
This is my response to JKR's horrific epilogue. It's a dual novel with one part Albus Scorpius and one part HarryDraco. Deathly Hallows compliant! The Slytherin Hufflepuff is the Albus Scorpius portion. This fic contains MATURE adult content.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 10 - Words: 40,574 - Reviews: 552 - Favs: 794 - Follows: 150 - Updated: 1/22/2008 - Published: 12/17/2007 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
To Let You Go by CharloBlack reviews
On the morning of Remus and Tonks wedding Hermione falls victim to one of the Weasley twins’ experiments and is accidentally thrown 20 years into the past. Only one thing remains certain, horrible things happen to those who meddle with time… RLHG
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 37 - Words: 65,177 - Reviews: 749 - Favs: 1,069 - Follows: 219 - Updated: 11/2/2007 - Published: 9/3/2007 - Hermione G., Remus L. - Complete
Please don't open that letter by Redmaui reviews
Hermione's drunk and does something stupid. will be M rating
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 5,280 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 62 - Follows: 39 - Updated: 8/7/2007 - Published: 7/12/2007 - Hermione G., Sirius B. - Complete
Dangerous Temptations by autumn145 reviews
Hermione lusts after her DADA teacher, who wants her just as badly. Harry is on the hunt for Horcruxes, and Sirius is enjoying his new job and the drama that surrounds it. Rated for language and, of course, smut. HGRL, SBRL, OCRL, and perhaps HGSB?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 14 - Words: 28,770 - Reviews: 151 - Favs: 83 - Follows: 121 - Updated: 7/30/2007 - Published: 4/21/2007 - Remus L., Hermione G.
For every Wrong there is a Right by Trins reviews
Hermione Granger thought her life was perfect, but in the space of 24 hours her life is turned upside down.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 16 - Words: 21,785 - Reviews: 158 - Favs: 244 - Follows: 68 - Updated: 2/15/2007 - Published: 12/4/2006 - Bill W., Hermione G. - Complete
Quid Pro Quo Something for Something by jaed621 reviews
Booth and Bones exchange dream interpretations, find their way BB pairing R and R watch for sexually explicit warnings.Finally COMPLETE!
Bones - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 24 - Words: 110,245 - Reviews: 513 - Favs: 233 - Follows: 77 - Updated: 11/2/2006 - Published: 6/7/2006 - Complete
Necessary by the Order by LadySeradeRETURNS reviews
Marriage Law for SiriusHermione. In order to protect her, he had to marry her. After HBP.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 25 - Words: 105,644 - Reviews: 1356 - Favs: 1,725 - Follows: 519 - Updated: 10/16/2006 - Published: 12/17/2005 - Hermione G., Sirius B. - Complete
Enchanted Love by Sarmoti reviews
Now that Voldemort has been defeated, Sirius Black is a free man. It’s Hermione's 7th year at Hogwarts and she soon finds herself torn between two men. Sirius/Hermione, Remus/Hermione
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 23 - Words: 45,445 - Reviews: 380 - Favs: 283 - Follows: 76 - Updated: 7/14/2005 - Published: 1/8/2005 - Hermione G., Sirius B. - Complete
Bed of Roses by moonyNZ reviews
Currently being edited - July 2009. During a Death Eater attack Hermione is sent back in time where the Marauders and Lily befriend her. Haunted by her past Hermione must learn to live in the other time. Eventual SBHG JPLE. Rated r for later chapters -
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 57 - Words: 132,327 - Reviews: 1585 - Favs: 1,906 - Follows: 357 - Updated: 6/23/2005 - Published: 2/8/2005 - Sirius B., Hermione G. - Complete