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i use ellipses excessively... but i'm getting better, or trying to at least...

even tho i read all different sorts of manga i mostly read naruto fan fiction...

i tend to prefer darker stories (in any media)

i don't review very often because i can barely ever think of anything of value to 'say'...

i would just tick myself off if i started reading a story that's 40 chapters in and i just left as many reviews saying "good chapter, i eagerly await more."

not to mention saying things like "i can't wait for more" sounds like i'm pushing for the author to work harder when im really just trying to express my appreciation of their work,

and the biggest and, depending on point of view, dumbest reason i don't like leaving reviews of the type pointed out two strings of thought ago is, doing so makes my comments seem disingenuous...

repeat the same things too many times and it starts just being a habit, as if you don't really mean it anymore, and i don't want my comments to ever seem that way

because of this i usually end up doing two things in all of my comments both of which kind of add to my reviews' quality of being overly positive to the point of sounding almost sarcastic

1. i point out my aversion to/the rarity of me leaving a review and 2. i kiss far too much ass... but i really do mean what i say...

at the time of me writing this i've read hundreds of chapters from i'm not sure how many stories, but i have left less than 40 reviews, most of which on stories written by authors on my favorites list which is at the moment populated by a grand total of 5 people, each of which having had to earn their place on the list with at least one story that i deeply enjoy, not that a spot on my list is really a point of honor, im nobody, but that isn't the point, the point is if i leave words of praise even once i didn't likely think your story was 'okay' i thought it was great, and if i leave a number of them i most likely think you are an amazing author and probably have you on my favorites and alert lists... (or, on rare occasion i think your story could become great and chose to offer encouragement because you haven't gotten enough of it in my opinion)

that last line bringing me to my next point... unfortunately i've seen potential in a story i ended up not liking a few times.

when this happens i'll just stop reading the story... i will never warn someone that i'll stop reading if 'this goes that way'... i won't tell someone they need to 'fix' something or i'll stop... there is nothing to fix, if i don't like it it's my own fault... you, the author, are the creator of your world(s) i am a mere visitor enjoying the sights, and if i loose interest i will simply leave... i have no right to say you have erred in a universe of your own design

and to authors of stories this has happened with, i apologize, i have given you my support and then taken it away without warning and thus wronged you, but i believe you are better off without someone such as myself, that can not see the beauty in the culmination of your efforts

to all the authors of stories i've enjoyed; thank you for your efforts, they are much appreciated

oh and just to put it out there:

i don't particularly dislike any characters and i'm not a drooling fanboy for any characters

same goes for any possible pairings

also i have nothing against any author that bashes a character in their story as long as the story itself is interesting, it's your universe do whatever you want, im just here to watch the show

i would like to see a good story explore Hanzo, i don't have any ideas on how it could be done, but just the fact that simply surviving in a fight against him made three people legends speaks volumes of the astounding power he supposedly held in his prime... it's a pity, much like Hiruzen he will likely never be shown to have earned his fame in the cannon... we are simply told that they and others were of unimaginable ability because of the great difficulty if not impossibility of creating set events that inspire awe on the same level that can be achieved by allowing our imaginations to 'fill in the blanks' with nebulous ideas of their power.

take a moment and actually think about it... the sannin... the three legendary ninja... were granted that title for surviving... not winning... not even being difficult opponents... just because they managed to not die in a fight against this one man... could you really think up a fully flushed out back-story that would genuinely warrant such a thing and actually be believable? if so, please... i beg of you... write this story

And now for something not Naruto related...

Hellsing; Vampires as they should be. Even if he is the 'good guy' of the show, Alucard is absolutely horrifying...

That is all...

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Walking Backwards on a Tightrope by Lithos Maitreya reviews
...is actually a fairly common trick in the circus. It's also the closest equivalent to going backwards in time. So why should only one person go back in time if anyone who knows how can do it? It's just like walking backwards on a tightrope. And more than one person in a war-torn world of Ninja wants to change things. To fix things. Time travel fic.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 48 - Words: 160,296 - Reviews: 2898 - Favs: 5,148 - Follows: 5,833 - Updated: 7/14/2017 - Published: 6/18/2012 - Naruto U., Sasuke U., Shikamaru N., Shino A.
New Game Plus: Time-Space Challenge by noctisxsol reviews
Naruto has Defeated Kaguya, but in the process the world was nearly destroyed. Fortunately the gods are letting him go back to prevent that from happening, with a few extra bonuses. NaruHinaHarem, Super Strong Naruto, harem coming along well. Rated M for blood and mild sexual content and the crack.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 15 - Words: 68,769 - Reviews: 195 - Favs: 1,070 - Follows: 1,057 - Updated: 1/1/2017 - Published: 10/14/2014 - Naruto U., OC - Complete
Sage by Digitize27 reviews
When Naruto is given a gift considered legendary even in a world where walking on water is a daily occurrence for some, will it lead him on a path towards peace or will the consequences of said gift leave a hole in his heart too large to fill?
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 93 - Words: 511,296 - Reviews: 7700 - Favs: 12,762 - Follows: 9,139 - Updated: 11/13/2016 - Published: 7/13/2013 - Naruto U., Fū, OC - Complete
Naruto: The Gamer Files by MaxFic reviews
Naruto has always had video games to fall back on growing up while the rest of the village pretty much treated him like garbage. What happens when Naruto wakes up to find his life has become one of the video games he loves so much. Naruto/The Gamer crossover. All Chapters Revised.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 35 - Words: 217,812 - Reviews: 5939 - Favs: 14,148 - Follows: 14,645 - Updated: 7/18/2015 - Published: 7/28/2014 - Naruto U.
Team 8 by S'TarKan reviews
What if Naruto had been selected for a different team? What if he'd had a different mentor? Who would guess the consequences would be so large?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 24 - Words: 276,868 - Reviews: 16037 - Favs: 25,424 - Follows: 22,205 - Updated: 4/23/2015 - Published: 1/1/2006 - Naruto U., Hinata H.
Etymology by Quill of Molliemon reviews
AU, post-Kakashi Gaiden, pre-Naruto, TWO-SHOT. A very young Naruto exploits a loophole and makes a flawed assumption. His mother is dismayed. His father thinks its hysterical. Read, review, and enjoy!
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,910 - Reviews: 176 - Favs: 1,259 - Follows: 279 - Updated: 12/30/2014 - Published: 7/7/2011 - Naruto U. - Complete
Sekirei? Is that some new species of little sister? by Noodlehammer reviews
Naruto was on a mission to get himself some little sisters and by his divine left testicle, he was going to get them. Xanna was content to let him do it and maybe corrupt one or two in the process for amusement. Third in series, advisable to read previous ones first.
Crossover - Naruto & Sekirei - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 17 - Words: 183,552 - Reviews: 2853 - Favs: 4,972 - Follows: 3,278 - Updated: 12/25/2014 - Published: 8/16/2014 - Complete
Do Over by Kyogre reviews
Naruto and Kurama accidentally end up in the past, on the day of Naruto's birth, and are forced to live their lives all over again. They make the best of it, to everyone else's extreme confusion. (Alive Minato and Kushina, humor.)
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 23,823 - Reviews: 1769 - Favs: 14,231 - Follows: 6,648 - Updated: 10/7/2014 - Published: 8/27/2014 - Naruto U., Minato N., Kyuubi/Kurama, Kushina U. - Complete
Reaching for a Dream by Noodlehammer reviews
Adventure/Humor/Romance. The Sandaime waited too long to approach Naruto, who had no interest in becoming Hokage by then. Another dream already rested in his heart, a dream that would drive him much further than anyone would have believed. SealMaster!Naruto Older!NarutoxFem!Kyuubi
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 30 - Words: 377,213 - Reviews: 5894 - Favs: 14,150 - Follows: 8,638 - Updated: 6/26/2014 - Published: 12/12/2013 - [Naruto U., Kyuubi/Kurama] - Complete
No Way In Hell by Lucillia reviews
After Kakashi inadvertently slips up, Sasuke and Sakura discover who Naruto's parents were. Sasuke refuses to believe that Naruto is the son of the Fourth Hokage despite all of the evidence he gathers that points to that fact.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 9,121 - Reviews: 1232 - Favs: 5,522 - Follows: 2,874 - Updated: 5/20/2014 - Published: 1/18/2010 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
The Ierokitsune by EnigMAL reviews
AU. Naruto has become the new Kyuubi. He will have to handle a more powerful Akatsuki, Orochimaru, and finding the other eight jinchuuriki who will become bijuu. Will Naruto be able to fulfill his destiny? Or will his godlike powers corrupt him?
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 50 - Words: 180,383 - Reviews: 276 - Favs: 524 - Follows: 370 - Updated: 1/4/2014 - Published: 3/13/2009 - Naruto U., Hinata H. - Complete
The Sealed Kunai by Kenchi618 reviews
What if something made Naruto the dead-last that everyone sees him as? What if he really wasn't as weak as he seemed? The true Naruto, unleashed upon the shinobi world! AU Story starts at Invasion of Konoha arc and continues onwards.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 69 - Words: 670,128 - Reviews: 11858 - Favs: 19,591 - Follows: 13,320 - Updated: 8/20/2013 - Published: 6/14/2010 - Naruto U. - Complete
Naruto of the Shikon by LD 1449 reviews
NaruInuyasha Xover: Naruto has lost everything in the final battle. He is asked to aid a group in their journey. But will his own grief and pain get in the way? Or will this new group heal his broken soul.I don't own Naruto or Inuyasha
Crossover - Inuyasha & Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 42 - Words: 108,778 - Reviews: 4886 - Favs: 3,662 - Follows: 1,854 - Updated: 4/12/2013 - Published: 12/14/2006 - Naruto U. - Complete
Vulpine by Saphroneth reviews
Not entirely serious story. So, performing a summoning technique without a contract lands you with your most appropriate summon? Naruto sees someone summoning while still in the academy, and gives it a go.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 97,478 - Reviews: 804 - Favs: 5,721 - Follows: 2,982 - Updated: 12/10/2012 - Published: 7/15/2011 - Naruto U. - Complete
Naruto One Man Team by Ackdam reviews
After graduating from the academy, Naruto starts to reveal his true self. Won't everyone be surprised at what the 'demon' can do?...Powerful Naruto - NaruXHarem - Saku/Sasu/Kiba bashing - Rated M for language, violence and adult themes.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 33 - Words: 431,868 - Reviews: 4642 - Favs: 11,938 - Follows: 10,115 - Updated: 5/6/2012 - Published: 1/15/2010 - Naruto U., Hinata H.
Fullmetal Shinobi by Kenchi618 reviews
On a night where his dream is put in jeopardy, Naruto must show how exceptional of a ninja he is by bringing an entirely new facet to the world of shinobi. Eventual NaruXOC OCxFemHaku. Will be EPIC in length. *Warning: First Story Written*
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 68 - Words: 439,928 - Reviews: 2216 - Favs: 3,255 - Follows: 1,944 - Updated: 2/11/2012 - Published: 2/2/2010 - Naruto U., OC - Complete
The Ghost and the Darkness by Kirsdarkenvar reviews
Sasuke and Naruto become friends at a young age, but will Naruto's paranoia and mental instability draw Sasuke down into madness, or will Sasuke's own demons bring them both into the dark? Not yaoi
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 17 - Words: 114,018 - Reviews: 1157 - Favs: 2,076 - Follows: 1,833 - Updated: 6/26/2011 - Published: 11/10/2007 - Naruto U., Sasuke U.
Fodder by froznx reviews
The musings of a Kirigakure Shinobi as night approaches on the first day of the Fourth Great Shinobi War. One-shot Based on Chapter 537.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,147 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 8 - Published: 5/1/2011 - OC - Complete
A Sacrifice for Naruto by lord of the land of fire reviews
Hinata makes a choice to help Naruto no matter the cost.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,246 - Reviews: 200 - Favs: 401 - Follows: 123 - Published: 6/8/2010 - Naruto U., Hinata H. - Complete
Broken Promise by lord of the land of fire reviews
A promise is easy to make but some times hard to keep. A broken promise leads to tragic consequesnces.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,046 - Reviews: 151 - Favs: 295 - Follows: 88 - Published: 5/29/2010 - Naruto U., Sakura H. - Complete
A Matter of Bad Timing by lord of the land of fire reviews
Some times the great tragedy isn't that we fail to love, but that we wait too long.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,190 - Reviews: 98 - Favs: 232 - Follows: 67 - Published: 3/29/2010 - Naruto U., Sakura H. - Complete
It's For a Good Cause, I Swear! by Sarah1281 reviews
After receiving a time travel jutsu as payment for a mission, the original four members of Team 7 each get a chance to go back to one event in their life and change it. Surely they will use such an awesome power responsibly...right? Don't count on it.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 36 - Words: 114,594 - Reviews: 6714 - Favs: 15,106 - Follows: 6,339 - Updated: 3/5/2010 - Published: 9/28/2009 - Team Seven - Complete
The Best Way to Go by lord of the land of fire reviews
At the very end Naruto is able to give Sasuke one final gift.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 923 - Reviews: 123 - Favs: 572 - Follows: 121 - Published: 2/25/2010 - Complete
Bang goes Love by evilfrog1 reviews
Depressed and alone. Naruto Uzumaki does the unthinkable.He falls in to the dark crying wishing he can believe in someone and wanting only love. He finds it but who is the girl to give it to him? or is it girls? NaruxHarem
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 19 - Words: 92,827 - Reviews: 668 - Favs: 1,434 - Follows: 1,234 - Updated: 1/10/2010 - Published: 12/4/2008 - Naruto U., Hinata H.
Are you happy? by lord of the land of fire reviews
Sasuke finally has everything he wanted. One shot.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 578 - Reviews: 78 - Favs: 203 - Follows: 47 - Published: 9/2/2009 - Sasuke U. - Complete
Fire Shadow's Son by Quill of Molliemon reviews
AU, post-Valley of the End. What if Kakashi made it to the valley in time? What if the events of the Kyuubi's defeat played out differently? How would things turn out then? Yondaime lives! Please read and review!
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 26 - Words: 94,769 - Reviews: 1373 - Favs: 3,813 - Follows: 1,755 - Updated: 2/16/2009 - Published: 10/30/2008 - Minato N., Naruto U. - Complete
Shop Loyalty by Ate de Anguis reviews
Once upon a time, Teuchi was not so different from any other shop keeper in Konoha, but then Naruto came along and did what he does best: changes people.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,302 - Reviews: 99 - Favs: 737 - Follows: 126 - Published: 1/16/2009 - Naruto U., Teuchi - Complete
Naruto, the Spanking Nin by MogtheGnome reviews
Originally a oneshot, it's finally been finished, and thus given its own story. Basically... What would happen if not only the preliminary match's were rigged differently, but also if Sakura felt the need to get back at Ino?
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 5 - Words: 13,314 - Reviews: 286 - Favs: 1,948 - Follows: 858 - Published: 9/3/2008 - Naruto U. - Complete
Do You Remember Love by DigiFruit reviews
Naruto dies and then wakes up as a twelve-year-old genin. He discovers that the shadow clone technique duplicates his soul each time he uses it, and he is cursed to relive the tragedy that is his life over and over again for every soul he had duplicated.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 16,145 - Reviews: 780 - Favs: 4,511 - Follows: 1,158 - Published: 8/13/2008 - Naruto U., Sakura H. - Complete
Only Bastards Rise by BukkakeNoJutsu reviews
Uzumaki Naruto has learned everything from his mistakes. Anyone who thinks otherwise is dead wrong.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,170 - Reviews: 362 - Favs: 2,496 - Follows: 657 - Published: 6/7/2008 - Naruto U. - Complete
The Hokage Great and Terrible by lord of the land of fire reviews
What if someone other than Namikaze Minato had been chosen to be the Yondaime? Things might have worked out very, very differently. AU, a bit dark and a bit tragic. A little Naru X Hina
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama/Tragedy - Chapters: 13 - Words: 26,341 - Reviews: 245 - Favs: 523 - Follows: 244 - Updated: 3/29/2008 - Published: 10/27/2007 - Naruto U., Minato N. - Complete
His Parent's Love by Xavon Wrentaile reviews
What If/Theory. 2 Chapters. Chapter one in the final days of Minato and Kushina. Chapter two is about Tsunade and Kushina's relationship. Rated M for a PG 15 sex scene.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama/Tragedy - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,850 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 3/20/2008 - Published: 3/19/2008 - Minato N., Kyuubi/Kurama - Complete
Twenty Times Uzumaki Naruto Didn't Die by Kraken's Ghost reviews
Over time, Naruto learns what it means to be Jinchuuriki. Final in 'Matters, Secrets, and Times.'
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 14,849 - Reviews: 709 - Favs: 4,089 - Follows: 1,026 - Published: 1/22/2008 - Naruto U., Kyuubi/Kurama - Complete
The Night The House of Cards Was Built by drakensis reviews
Every week the most prominent citizens of Konohagakure gather for a game of poker. This time there are three new players... two kunoichi and a six year old Naruto! cowritten with Rift120
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 25,143 - Reviews: 1559 - Favs: 8,918 - Follows: 5,392 - Updated: 12/29/2007 - Published: 4/7/2007 - Anko M., Kurenai Y. - Complete
A Better Time by lord of the land of fire reviews
What would it do to you if the person you loved was gone forever? For Hinata the answer is a dark one. Character Death. One shot. Hinata X Naruto, slight Neji X Tenten.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama/Tragedy - Chapters: 2 - Words: 7,971 - Reviews: 168 - Favs: 400 - Follows: 105 - Updated: 7/16/2007 - Published: 6/27/2007 - Hinata H., Naruto U. - Complete
Silence of the Damned by Daystar Clarion reviews
When Naruto wakes up to a dead body in his bathroom, he begins a quick spiral into madness. Oneshot-prologue. RE-EDITED Rated for attempted suicide.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Horror/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,025 - Reviews: 179 - Favs: 702 - Follows: 224 - Published: 7/10/2007 - Naruto U. - Complete
Never Cut Twice by shadowmaster62 reviews
[Complete!]After failing to save Sasuke, Naruto escapes the village. Now alone, on the run, and wielding the sword of the Demon of the Mist, Naruto tries to rebuild his life as a ninja. NarutoTemari pairing [Last Chapter: Promises Kept]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 33 - Words: 133,009 - Reviews: 3446 - Favs: 7,731 - Follows: 3,297 - Updated: 11/10/2005 - Published: 3/5/2005 - Naruto U., Temari - Complete