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Joined 07-24-10, id: 2462594, Profile Updated: 12-13-10
Author has written 11 stories for Edge Chronicles, Spyro the Dragon, Harry Potter, and Pokémon.

Well, I've just decided to put up my Fanfiction news at the top of my profile so that people actually know it's there and can read it without going all the way to the bottom. Scroll past this for my profile.

My Fanfiction News:


14/12/10: I am going to be moving to a different country on December 15th or tomorrow in Australian time and so story updates might not come until after New year. I'll work on it though and do my best to update my fics. Same goes for PM's of people I'm betaing for, you can send me your work but I'll be gone for a while and so don't expect a speedy reply like I usually do.

That's really all I have for now, but I'll keep on updating as best I can and try to get some Internet connection as soon as possible.

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Hi everyone! Thanks for taking an interest in my profile. I'm ConundrumPuzzle and I'm a fanfic reader and writer as well as beta reader and I ship mostly Twig/Cowlquape, two characters from the Edge Chronicles, a really fantastic book that you should all read. I would definitely recommend it to everyone. I also am an avid fanfiction reader indulging in the fandoms of the Bartimaeus Trilogy, the Chrestomanci Series and a whole ton of other fandoms but those three are my favorite.

I won't tell you my real name, it's not my style and I definitely won't tell you my age. Like I said, not really my style. I love going on FictionPress to read the essays and have contributed three essays to the site so far and I love going on Fanfiction as well and reading about my favorite characters. I will tell you however that I currently am living in Australia but I have lived in Indonesia, America, India (My home country) Malaysia, Africa and we are about to move to Singapore in a couple of months . Yeah, we travel a lot.

I am a student but primary or secondary? I won't tell you. I like to keep people guessing. I actually like going to school believe it or not and so yes, I am a nerd. I wear glasses and sit by myself at lunch reading, so that probably has something to do with it. I do have friends, but a precious few and they are all nerd friends like me.


I don't really understand text or chat lingo all the time (since I don't like phones) so if you need to PM me, please make sure that its not all chatspeak. I also despise sports of any kind (I'm not exactly good at anything except studying) and so making me understand something with sport in it will be super difficult. I also have no idea as to how to be social in front of others but I can PM people and talk normally.

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What I'm Doing here

I'm really bored at home with nothing to do and so I thought that it would be good to put stuff on my profile just for fun. So what is a sheltered girl (yes I'm a girl) like me doing on FFNet? Simple, I used to read a lot of the fics on the site but then got tired of just reading. At first I didn't think I was good enough to go on the site but since we travel a lot, I needed something to keep me grounded and so up popped this site! Also, a lot of my favorite fics on the site get a chapter uploaded every 5 months and I got tired of waiting around for someone to upload. I spend a lot of my time reading and picking up things from other writers on this site and so I am quite familiar with things like this.

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My Weird (Possibly gross) Habits

This is a really weird habit instead of a gross one. I like to grab tennis balls and bounce them outside while I talk to myself. Yes, I know it's weird.

I also have a tendency to chew my pencils. I know disgusting but still it's a habit.

You know, I don't know why I'm confessing all this stuff on a profile that anyone on the Internet can read if they wanted to. Maybe not the best idea in the world.

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My Reviewing Style

I know some of you might be searching through this profile looking for something that you can use to revenge flame me. Yes, if this is you then you should be ashamed. I give out flames occasionally but only to fics that are written by authors who think they are better than everyone else and will not except my constructive criticism. I usually make my reviews harsh criticism but Ito others it might seem as if I have overlapped into a slight flame. I hate it when people give nothing but undying praise to a terrible fic and then the author gets the idea they are the best thing since sliced cheese. (don't underestimate the greatness of sliced cheese) I do my best to give out my honest opinion on fics that I read whether it is good or bad. I don't usually sugar-coat anything I say, and instead make it blunt and to the point.

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My favorites books include:

India Dark

I am number four

The Returners


The Thief Lord

Shadow Magic


Toby Alone

Power of Five series

Inheritance Cycle

I'm also a large fan of RPG games, playing games like the First age of Avalon, the village of Arcuz and Runescape, those three being my three favorite RPG games. I love chocolate and of course cookies and I also love reading books which is probably why I love fanfiction so much.

I also love music and listen to my radio 24/7 and I have 100 plus songs on my iPod. I have become so tired of waiting forever for people to upload their fics that I have decided to make up my own and update as soon as possible.

My favorite movie of all time would have to be Avatar. James Cameron did a great job making the movie and I have never felt so moved my a movie before. The first time I watched it is on a plane from America to Australia and during the journey there I watched Avatar three or four times.

For all the Twilight fans out there I suggest you don't read this next part. All Twilight lovers out? O.K. then, here goes...


Ok then, I suppose you already know how much I hate the twilight books, they're just not my cup of tea so to speak. The author of the Twilight books made all of the teenage kids out there think that vampires are romantic creatures when really they are said to be evil creatures of the night. I actually prefer it when they are evil creatures of the night. Anyway, all other books are fine by me.

Other Stuff About Me:

I participate in a lot of forums and post in some regularly and I also have a livejournal account where I put up what's on my mind. It's called Pretty Much Everything and my username over there is Edgefanatic31. I also love LoTR online and play at least an hour daily, I know I'm geek.

So what other things can I put in my profile? Hm, I've got nothing so I suppose I'll have to end my ramblings.

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The Quillians by Artoveli reviews
In the first age of flight, two newlywed city-slickers with big ideas take to the skies in a little barge and head out to make their mark in the Deepwoods. Whether that mark will be a monument of efficacy or an unfortunate greasy smear remains to be seen.
Edge Chronicles - Rated: K - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,192 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/6/2010
The Evolution of Devotion by TruthxLiesxMagic
A collection of vignettes giving brief glimpses into the relationship between Twig and Cowlquape. Slash.
Edge Chronicles - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 363 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/5/2010
United in Envy by Zaph-Remulus reviews
Slight AU. Set immediately after Midnight Over Sanctaphrax. Twig has two secret admirers, but he's oblivious to their feelings. Can either of them outwit the other and steal the captain's heart at last? Provisionally rated T PG-13 .
Edge Chronicles - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,119 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 7/21/2010 - Published: 7/20/2010
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Love is Funny reviews
Twig rescues Cowlquape from the cruel hands of Vox and takes him back to a New Sanctaphrax where all is not well. Cowlquape's supposedly dead father has come back to rule the Edge and Twig and Cowlquape must work together to stop him. Twig/Cowlquape slash
Edge Chronicles - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 17 - Words: 39,850 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 11/5/2011 - Published: 9/3/2010
Love Me! reviews
A series of drabbles in Twig's P.O.V trying to get Cowlquape to fall in love with him. Set all throughout MoS. You should know by now, I ship Twig/Cowlquape
Edge Chronicles - Rated: K - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 5 - Words: 2,601 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 8/30/2011 - Published: 9/19/2010
Whoa! What just happened? reviews
When Dialga and Palkia find Ash and co. annoying, they create an AU Pokemon Universe complete with Ash's creepily smart twin brother, a little yaoi, new travel buds and a gay Elite Four member who has his sights set on Ash. Much to Gary's hatred. Gary/Ash
Pokémon - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,323 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 17 - Published: 5/17/2011 - Ash K./Satoshi, Gary O./Shigeru
The Scarred Man reviews
The second part of Golden Boy Potter written for vampsruleswolvesdont and all others who might enjoy it. Buckbeak's thoughts as he watches Sirius escaping, with help from Harry and Hermione.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 625 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/12/2010 - Buckbeak, Sirius B. - Complete
Twists and Turns reviews
After Ron leaves Hermione and Harry, the two leave to finish off Voldemort. Afterwords, the two split and they never see each other again. Years later, the three of them and some other characters visit the places that mean the most to them. No FLAMES
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 702 - Reviews: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/30/2010
Golden Boy Potter reviews
Buckbeak's feelings after he kicked Malfoy in Prisoner of Azkaban. No flames, please read author's note for full explanation.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 601 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 13 - Published: 11/15/2010 - Buckbeak, Harry P. - Complete
Feelings reviews
This is the never before seen pairing fic I've promised. Rook's feelings throughout Last of the Sky Pirates, maybe Vox and Freeglader. Stob/Rook and Rook/Felix. Don't know the eventual pairing yet, I'll figure it out soon enough
Edge Chronicles - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,141 - Reviews: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/27/2010
The reason behind Sparx's humor. Dark oneshot
Spyro the Dragon - Rated: K - English - Tragedy/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 406 - Favs: 1 - Published: 9/29/2010 - Sparx - Complete
No Hope reviews
Spyro's thoughts after the battle in the Dragon City with a few extra twists. Set during the new game, Dawn of the Dragon
Spyro the Dragon - Rated: K - English - Tragedy/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 561 - Reviews: 7 - Published: 9/29/2010 - Spyro - Complete
Emotion reviews
A Banderbear reflecting on his race as he lies dying. My answer to a prompt on the LJ Edge Chronicles community. Drabble
Edge Chronicles - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 537 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 9/18/2010 - Complete
I Remember reviews
Cowlquape remembering certain emotions and moments he experiances around Twig before he was captured when he is locked up in the Tower of Night. ONESHOT,Yes it's Twig/Cowlquape slash
Edge Chronicles - Rated: K - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,042 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Published: 9/10/2010 - Complete