Latest chapter - for Nejiten Month 2020. Clanswap AU.

Kimimaro x Sakura. Because some things you feel in your bones.

Odd pairings. Whimsical humour. Somewhat disturbing scenarios. It's what you'll find here in this collection of crack drabbles.

What if Naruto had been selected for a different team? What if he'd had a different mentor? Who would guess the consequences would be so large?

Anthology. SasuSaku. Because Sasuke Uchiha is always in a league of his own.

"I bet you're a vegetarian," said Temari, and she plucked at a nearby plant. "Here's a leaf for you, try not to choke." It all went downhill from there... One road. Two bunkhouses. Three weeks of border patrol. Neji x Temari.

Genfic. Fluttershy remembers, Applejack takes a break, Pinkie Pie lives, Rarity gains her confidence, Rainbow Dash learns how to play football, and Twilight tempts her inner monster.

Kisame, Itachi. Their strange partnership. Gen. Spoilers up to chapter 404.

He's always been bad at articulating his thoughts and she's never been merciful to those craving her acknowledgment. Hidan. Konan. 52 Flavours format.

He's here, alive and sitting calmly in a hospital bed, and isn't that the real irony, that this prodigal son came home before the other one? Oneshot, Itachi and Hana. Alternate Universe.

Naruto had been bragging all day that his new jutsu was his best yet. Sakura and her new situation beg to differ. Post timeskip. DeiSaku.

To her it is as natural as breathing. She wouldn't know how to keep men from adoring her, even if she tried. KakaSaku.

When Deidara and Sakura enroll in a dance class to learn the Merengue, neither of them quite expect what happens next. Or after that. In fact, the whole thing was just plain random.

Crackfic. An anguished Kisame found himself confessing his insecurities to Tobi, who nodded sympathetically as he trimmed the Mist-nin's split ends. Friendship. Oneshot.

Kisame and Sakura. "It could be said plain and simply that everyone was considering calling the whole thing off."

AU, KibaIno. Story 5 of the New York Society Series. Supermodel Ino Yamanaka comes home to New York and learns that her protection has been placed in the hands of promising cop Kiba Inuzuka and his dog. But the arrangement may not be so bad after all...

Kakashi keeps accepting Gai’s challenges because he likes to pretend that they still make a difference in the tally of their Eternal Rivalry. Because, really, he knows that he's already lost. Gai is too kind to bring up the worst challenge of them all.

In which Hidan plays the empathetic ear to Hinata's lamentations in the middle of the night, in the cafeteria, over ice cream and chocolate. AU RP based crackfic.

Oneshot, Sasusaku-ish. Sasuke came home, but only a few know the truth. Formerly The Persistence of Memory, edited previously for clarity.

It was a fact of life Kakuzu had come to accept. When you were as good looking as Hidan, people tended to treat you like a god. Funnily enough, Kakuzu couldn't recall ever getting the same treatment.

Uchiha Sasuke was holding on to something. In one chance encounter, she brought it back to life. [COMPLETE]

It came from the bed. It was tired of being chained to the bedpost. It wanted to watch the Weather Channel. It wanted sex. The only question is: will the stove explode and set the surrounding houses on fire? Kisame and Sakura.

Zabuza & Sakura. Ten years later, and she doesn't even remember his name. He was her past. He was her nothing. And now he is her responsibility.

[Sandsib gen fic] Because Kankurou just had to be a jerk, something they thought they had lost for good was reborn.

For years, she has just blended in with the crowd. When she finally kills her teammates and becomes an outlaw, will she ever be able to find peace with herself? Kisame x Tenten. Yeah, you read that correctly.

Lee and Neji adjust to a change in their team dynamics.

[challengefic] Sometimes, Tenten remembers the festivals.

And it will shock the whole world. Crackfic. :P

Promises are what shape a ninja- or perhaps a clan. HinaSasu, one-sided HinaNaru.

Freaks and geeks and the sennin, but before they really were. It's called "friendship," guys, and even they had it.

Sasuke wakes up from a "gift" of a nightmare. 100 words.

Pillows, shinobi, and the morning hours. SakuSasuNaru in 100 words.

Team 10 stumbling along the way to adulthood. Threesome.

Only the shallow know themselves. InoChou.

The universe is infinite and everything you can imagine is real. TsunadeJiraiya, except when it's not.

Another day, another dollar. SasuSakuNaru a few years down the road.

A first kiss, a last kiss, and things in-between. Shounen ai.

Chouji goes looking for Shikamaru and finds him in a place they'd both rather never be again.

Because some things have to change, and others never will. HinaNeji.

Spring is coming, and Naruto reflects on the promises of flowers. Naruhina and Sasusaku.

The Nine Tails is looking out through Naruto's eyes and finding a strange kind of peace. Implied shounen ai.