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Team 8 by S'TarKan reviews
What if Naruto had been selected for a different team? What if he'd had a different mentor? Who would guess the consequences would be so large?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 22 - Words: 255,693 - Reviews: 12792 - Favs: 14,621 - Follows: 12,132 - Updated: 9/6/2013 - Published: 1/1/2006 - Naruto U., Hinata H.
Crack Whims by firefly reviews
Odd pairings. Whimsical humour. Somewhat disturbing scenarios. It's what you'll find here in this collection of crack drabbles.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 22 - Words: 28,296 - Reviews: 1236 - Favs: 1,058 - Follows: 579 - Updated: 7/6/2013 - Published: 1/1/2008
Indecent Proposals by ohwhatsherface reviews
Anthology. SasuSaku. Because Sasuke Uchiha is always in a league of his own.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 24 - Words: 26,946 - Reviews: 1347 - Favs: 1,452 - Follows: 473 - Updated: 12/16/2012 - Published: 7/5/2007 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Via Media by DeGlace reviews
"I bet you're a vegetarian," said Temari, and she plucked at a nearby plant. "Here's a leaf for you, try not to choke." It all went downhill from there... One road. Two bunkhouses. Three weeks of border patrol. Neji x Temari.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 24,538 - Reviews: 252 - Favs: 257 - Follows: 125 - Updated: 3/26/2012 - Published: 3/27/2008 - Neji H., Temari - Complete
Rememory by Aelibia reviews
Genfic. Fluttershy remembers, Applejack takes a break, Pinkie Pie lives, Rarity gains her confidence, Rainbow Dash learns how to play football, and Twilight tempts her inner monster.
My Little Pony - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship - Chapters: 6 - Words: 2,052 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 5/3/2011 - Published: 4/29/2011 - Complete
Invisible Men by sinemoras09 reviews
Kisame, Itachi. Their strange partnership. Gen. Spoilers up to chapter 404.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,491 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 139 - Follows: 4 - Published: 12/28/2009 - Kisame H., Itachi U. - Complete
Subtle Matter by firefly reviews
He's always been bad at articulating his thoughts and she's never been merciful to those craving her acknowledgment. Hidan. Konan. 52 Flavours format.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,369 - Reviews: 67 - Favs: 185 - Follows: 17 - Published: 11/5/2009 - Konan, Hidan - Complete
Flotsam and Jetsam by Cyberwolf reviews
drabble 42: Cherry Syrup. Gift GaaTenSasu for Tao-chan.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 42 - Words: 24,849 - Reviews: 536 - Favs: 114 - Follows: 91 - Updated: 3/5/2009 - Published: 8/1/2006 - Sasuke U., Tenten
Damnatio Memoriae by bergundy reviews
He's here, alive and sitting calmly in a hospital bed, and isn't that the real irony, that this prodigal son came home before the other one? Oneshot, Itachi and Hana. Alternate Universe.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,441 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 4 - Published: 1/12/2009 - Itachi U., Hana I. - Complete
Somewhere I Have Never Travelled, Gladly Beyond by Wyntermute reviews
Naruto had been bragging all day that his new jutsu was his best yet. Sakura and her new situation beg to differ. Post timeskip. DeiSaku.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 82,879 - Reviews: 1328 - Favs: 1,659 - Follows: 636 - Updated: 12/11/2008 - Published: 12/9/2006 - Sakura H., Deidara - Complete
Kingpin by Ninjagrrl reviews
Itachi centric oneshot set on the massacre night, mildly delirious Fugaku POV. Spoilers for latest manga chapters.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,475 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 22 - Published: 7/20/2008 - Itachi U., Fugaku U. - Complete
Nymph by SilverShine reviews
To her it is as natural as breathing. She wouldn't know how to keep men from adoring her, even if she tried. KakaSaku.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 21,412 - Reviews: 354 - Favs: 740 - Follows: 170 - Updated: 6/16/2008 - Published: 5/24/2008 - Kakashi H., Sakura H. - Complete
Two to Tango by Aelibia reviews
When Deidara and Sakura enroll in a dance class to learn the Merengue, neither of them quite expect what happens next. Or after that. In fact, the whole thing was just plain random.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 994 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 3 - Published: 4/28/2008 - Deidara, Sakura H. - Complete
Peace, Love and Unicorns by Ninjagrrl reviews
As we all know, Akatsuki are misunderstood little angels who never really meant to hurt anyone. A crack fic where they see the light and end up twice as frightening anyway.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,379 - Reviews: 76 - Favs: 223 - Follows: 19 - Published: 4/26/2008 - Hidan, Kakuzu - Complete
Style by ShadowSilk reviews
Crackfic. An anguished Kisame found himself confessing his insecurities to Tobi, who nodded sympathetically as he trimmed the Mist-nin's split ends. Friendship. Oneshot.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,559 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 93 - Follows: 8 - Published: 4/4/2008 - Kisame H., Obito U./Tobi - Complete
The Prettiest Princess by Ninjagrrl reviews
When Akatsuki have to go undercover at a beauty contest, they will stop at nothing to win. Crackfic.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,367 - Reviews: 236 - Favs: 664 - Follows: 46 - Published: 3/28/2008 - Deidara, Itachi U. - Complete
Marrow by DeGlace reviews
Kimimaro x Sakura. Because some things reach bone–deep.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 11 - Words: 34,343 - Reviews: 1214 - Favs: 1,283 - Follows: 1,047 - Updated: 2/15/2008 - Published: 7/16/2006 - Kimimaro, Sakura H.
Roora by Aelibia reviews
Kisame and Sakura. "It could be said plain and simply that everyone was considering calling the whole thing off."
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 9,544 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 1/31/2008 - Published: 11/11/2007 - Sakura H., Kisame H. - Complete
Worth The Aggravation by NessieGG reviews
AU, KibaIno. Story 5 of the New York Society Series. Supermodel Ino Yamanaka comes home to New York and learns that her protection has been placed in the hands of promising cop Kiba Inuzuka and his dog. But the arrangement may not be so bad after all...
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,506 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 100 - Follows: 13 - Published: 12/15/2007 - Kiba I., Ino Y. - Complete
What Remains Unmentioned by Dayadhvam reviews
Kakashi keeps accepting Gai’s challenges because he likes to pretend that they still make a difference in the tally of their Eternal Rivalry. Because, really, he knows that he's already lost. Gai is too kind to bring up the worst challenge of them all.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,463 - Reviews: 113 - Favs: 417 - Follows: 35 - Published: 11/25/2007 - Kakashi H., Gai M. - Complete
A Mutual Understanding by firefly reviews
In which Hidan plays the empathetic ear to Hinata's lamentations in the middle of the night, in the cafeteria, over ice cream and chocolate. AU RP based crackfic.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,128 - Reviews: 314 - Favs: 758 - Follows: 61 - Published: 11/22/2007 - Hinata H., Hidan - Complete
Always With Me by bergundy reviews
Oneshot, Sasusaku-ish. Sasuke came home, but only a few know the truth. Formerly The Persistence of Memory, edited previously for clarity.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,582 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 8 - Published: 10/29/2007 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
Paying A Compliment by firefly reviews
It was a fact of life Kakuzu had come to accept. When you were as good looking as Hidan, people tended to treat you like a god. Funnily enough, Kakuzu couldn't recall ever getting the same treatment.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,912 - Reviews: 249 - Favs: 825 - Follows: 69 - Published: 9/27/2007 - Kakuzu, Hidan - Complete
Necromancer by V-chan2k6 reviews
Uchiha Sasuke was holding on to something. In one chance encounter, she brought it back to life. [COMPLETE]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Drama - Chapters: 12 - Words: 87,757 - Reviews: 517 - Favs: 553 - Follows: 119 - Updated: 9/6/2007 - Published: 8/14/2006 - Sasuke U., Tenten - Complete
It Was Very Late and I Was Not Thinking Clearly by Aelibia reviews
It came from the bed. It was tired of being chained to the bedpost. It wanted to watch the Weather Channel. It wanted sex. The only question is: will the stove explode and set the surrounding houses on fire? Kisame and Sakura.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,345 - Reviews: 76 - Favs: 122 - Follows: 12 - Published: 8/11/2007 - Sakura H., Kisame H. - Complete
Ubiquitous by korinara reviews
Zabuza & Sakura. Ten years later, and she doesn't even remember his name. He was her past. He was her nothing. And now he is her responsibility.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,632 - Reviews: 107 - Favs: 242 - Follows: 12 - Published: 7/12/2007 - Zabuza M., Sakura H. - Complete
Fish Heads by Lotos-Eater reviews
[Sandsib gen fic] Because Kankurou just had to be a jerk, something they thought they had lost for good was reborn.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,374 - Reviews: 70 - Favs: 280 - Follows: 12 - Published: 5/19/2007 - Gaara, Temari - Complete
The Nobody Girl by JACinthebox reviews
For years, she has just blended in with the crowd. When she finally kills her teammates and becomes an outlaw, will she ever be able to find peace with herself? Kisame x Tenten. Yeah, you read that correctly.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Spiritual - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,111 - Reviews: 76 - Favs: 150 - Follows: 6 - Published: 11/27/2006 - Tenten, Kisame H. - Complete
Cannonball by Cyberwolf reviews
Lee and Neji adjust to a change in their team dynamics.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,335 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 6 - Published: 6/20/2006 - Neji H., Tenten - Complete
Festivals by Cyberwolf reviews
[challengefic] Sometimes, Tenten remembers the festivals.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 580 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/26/2006 - Tenten - Complete
What You Didn't Know About Sasuke by Cyberwolf reviews
And it will shock the whole world. Crackfic. :P
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,392 - Reviews: 214 - Favs: 376 - Follows: 76 - Published: 7/28/2005
These Are the Facts by Sunfreak reviews
Promises are what shape a ninja- or perhaps a clan. HinaSasu, one-sided HinaNaru.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,199 - Reviews: 134 - Favs: 303 - Follows: 27 - Published: 7/11/2004
A Thousand Cups of Wine by Sunfreak reviews
Freaks and geeks and the sennin, but before they really were. It's called "friendship," guys, and even they had it.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 723 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 140 - Follows: 8 - Published: 1/27/2004
Telling Lies With Your Eyes by Sunfreak reviews
Sasuke wakes up from a "gift" of a nightmare. 100 words.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 179 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 4 - Published: 1/27/2004
Thirty by Sunfreak reviews
Pillows, shinobi, and the morning hours. SakuSasuNaru in 100 words.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 144 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/27/2004
Lessons On an Incomplete Relationship by Sunfreak reviews
Team 10 stumbling along the way to adulthood. Threesome.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,407 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 120 - Follows: 10 - Published: 1/27/2004
Beauty Complex by Sunfreak reviews
Only the shallow know themselves. InoChou.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 649 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 8 - Published: 1/19/2004
Second Time Around by Sunfreak reviews
The universe is infinite and everything you can imagine is real. TsunadeJiraiya, except when it's not.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,043 - Reviews: 65 - Favs: 174 - Follows: 11 - Published: 1/19/2004
This Is Our Place by Sunfreak reviews
Another day, another dollar. SasuSakuNaru a few years down the road.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,249 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 139 - Follows: 16 - Published: 1/19/2004
First and Last and InBetween by Sunfreak reviews
A first kiss, a last kiss, and things in-between. Shounen ai.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 453 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 5 - Published: 1/19/2004
Days Without Clouds by Sunfreak reviews
Chouji goes looking for Shikamaru and finds him in a place they'd both rather never be again.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 286 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 3 - Published: 1/19/2004
Learning How to Breathe by Sunfreak reviews
Because some things have to change, and others never will. HinaNeji.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,001 - Reviews: 69 - Favs: 148 - Follows: 18 - Published: 12/22/2003
The Flower That She Is by Sunfreak reviews
Spring is coming, and Naruto reflects on the promises of flowers. Naruhina and Sasusaku.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Spiritual - Chapters: 1 - Words: 477 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 10 - Published: 8/8/2003
Sparrows in a Bright Place by Sunfreak reviews
The Nine Tails is looking out through Naruto's eyes and finding a strange kind of peace. Implied shounen ai.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,277 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 6 - Published: 6/14/2003
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