OK, update time! I joined up summertime 2010. That's when I got on the internet for the first time. I'm a 51 year old American. Wrote stories to amuse myself, growing up. I am 1/32nd Panther Clan Cherokee "Indian", Panther Clan is also called the Blue Holly Clan. Our color is Blue, and our favored wood is ash. My favorite color has always been blue, no my wand is not Ash. :( I will read anything GWTW, HP, Earth's Children, and I keep an open mind. I do not mind slash, but it must be well-written. No Hagrid/Dobby please.
I understand that Scissors can beat Paper, and I get how Rock can beat Scissors, but there's no way Paper can beat Rock. Is Paper supposed to magically wrap around Rock leaving it immobile? If so, why can't paper do this to scissors? Screw scissors, why can't paper do this to people? Why aren't sheets of college ruled notebook paper constantly suffocating students as they attempt to take notes in class? I'll tell you why, because paper can't beat anybody, a rock would tear that crap up in two seconds. When I play rock/ paper/ scissors, I always choose rock. Then when somebody claims to have beaten me with their paper I can punch them in the face with my ready made fist and say, oh, I'm sorry, I thought paper would protect you, you asshole!
Be kind to everyone and everything. You never know who or what might be an Angel, testing you.
Well I culled off all the most juvenile stuff off my profile. No woman 51 needs to have all that. If you want to know something about me, PM me and ask.
I have a challenge to issue, let's see who picks it up. Write one of the books mentioned in the Harry Potter universe. A school book or a book cited from Flourish and Blott's. Or a book cited from one of the excellent fanfictions here. Make a story and load it, that is the contents of a book I would find in the wizarding world.