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Joined 07-25-10, id: 2464480, Profile Updated: 04-01-13
Author has written 8 stories for Hetalia - Axis Powers.

Important note for people who like my stories and want to follow them/me!!

My Denmark/Prussia is done so I won't be using this account anymore. I won't delete it but no more new stories will be uploaded here. They will instead go to 'TheWeirdDane'.

My name is Maiken, I'm born in 1994 and I live in Denmark.

I love animals (especially dogs, cats, horses and wolves) and I hope to get a bunch of dogs when I get my own place. Would be so nice. X3

I listen to almost all kind of music, although jazz isn't really my cup of tea. My preferences lies mostly within German, Russian, Japanese and English music. For German, I like Oomph! and Rammstein. Then I also listen to random German songs I don't know the artist of, so don't think that's the only two bands I fancy

For Russian, t.A.T.u. is my preferred group, although I - again - listen to random Russian songs. Japanese I really only know L'ArcenCiel and then anime music and music from different. MMDs. So... yeah. And for English... just random. Though the band Sonata Arctica really appeals to me (but they're Finnish, so...). Oh, and also System of A Down. I love them!

I also listen to random Scandinavian songs but that's so few I won't even bother writing about that.

For my fanfics, I prefer love, though I'm starting to get a thing for angst. If you have any idea for some angst (original or not doesn't matter), don't hesitate to message me; I do not bite.

I will probably only write Hetalia-fanfics. You will find a little bit of both as I have quite a few pairings I ship. SuFin, DenNor, GerPru, RusAus, DenPru, RoChu, RusDen, SweDen, RusPru, LietPol and Edelweiss. I don't think I will write for all of them, though. (I have no set preference for bottom/top)

Yeah... That's it for now. Ciao

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Deviant Heart by Helvetia reviews
Austria and Switzerland slowly making love nuff said cause that's all there is to it.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,504 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 72 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 6/17/2013 - Published: 10/16/2011 - Austria, Switzerland - Complete
Elevator Scene by IntraSule reviews
A good reason why riding an elevator with a drunk Finland is a terrible idea. It's rated M for a reason...
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,451 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 10 - Published: 2/7/2013 - Sweden, Finland - Complete
The sad Song of Sunflowers by mimi 007 reviews
It seems no-one wants to become one with him, no matter how good his intentions are. All he truly wants are friends... but it is not going well... So... Only one thing can be done. Everyone must be one for him! Rated for violence. About WWIII
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 3 - Words: 32,790 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 2/4/2013 - Published: 11/30/2011 - Russia
East to West by Arya May reviews
Rough sex during a hot day inside a Volkswagen has its merits. Or, in which Germany and Prussia have some "bonding" that goes down to a term slightly different from the word's intended meaning. Germancest.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,039 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 4 - Published: 8/12/2012 - Germany, Prussia - Complete
The Bridegroom of the Lindorm Prince by IDespiseTragedy reviews
Since Sweden wouldn't go all the way, the sexually curious Finland let his imagination run wild using the plot of a Swedish legend he stumbled upon. Um, dragon and yaoi goodness ahoy?
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 11,449 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 89 - Follows: 11 - Published: 7/16/2012 - [Sweden, Finland] - Complete
Liar by Comatose Overdose reviews
In his diary, Prussia realizes just how many lies he tells himself. Hungary, as a joke, reads his diary out during a meeting, finding something disturbing. Now she & Germany must get to Prussia before it's too late. Germancest in the second chapter, PruHun Friendship.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 2 - Words: 7,060 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 123 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 7/4/2012 - Published: 5/1/2012 - Prussia, Germany - Complete
Like Shards of Shattered Crystal by smileinthedark reviews
"You're trying to tell me that you love me but you won't sleep with me, and you expect me to believe you?" - Confronted with Prussia's asexuality, Austria struggles to come to terms with the gaping holes it leaves in their relationship and what it means when they drag another to their bed. - PruAus and SpAus; human names used.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,123 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 8 - Published: 6/7/2012 - Austria, Prussia, Spain - Complete
Driving lessons by FanSlewFantasy reviews
Berwald the driving instructor takes on a new student desperate to get his license whatever the cost. AU BoyxBoy Mfor a reason. Only short.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,519 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 122 - Follows: 16 - Published: 4/19/2012 - Sweden, Finland - Complete
Supermassive Black Hole by Unauthorizedx reviews
A certain Gilbert Beilschmidt tries to escape a certain disorder that leaves him a little hotter under the collar certain times of the year than most, and in doing so, he meets up with an old...'friend'. Human AU, warnings within.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,134 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 96 - Follows: 11 - Published: 3/20/2012 - Prussia, Russia - Complete
Pearls by FanSlewFantasy reviews
Finland decides to do something special for Sve's birthday. PWP, SuFin, wife fetish, Short, M for a reason, fluff, Yaoi. DL;DR. My first PWP in what seems like forever. How did all this plot find its way into my agenda? I may never know...
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,079 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 121 - Follows: 6 - Published: 12/7/2011 - Finland, Sweden - Complete
Ilyich by BarracudaHeart reviews
Russia is hiding the sad secret that he is slowly dying, and with only so much time left, tries to make it mean something for him and everyone else. Implied pairings of Russia/Liet and past RoChu. Originally named "Do Sunflowers Weep for Cold Children?"
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Drama/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 21 - Words: 57,749 - Reviews: 200 - Favs: 119 - Follows: 43 - Updated: 10/1/2011 - Published: 8/6/2011 - Russia - Complete
Sleep, Little Bird by George deValier reviews
Human AU. Tino, Berwald and Peter are the perfect family. Things like this don't happen to people like them. But when they do, how are they supposed to accept it?
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Family/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,169 - Reviews: 423 - Favs: 1,038 - Follows: 117 - Published: 9/26/2011 - Finland, Sweden - Complete
Eloquence by FanSlewFantasy reviews
You may Recognise this fic. SuFin, Yaoi themes. Sweden struggles with his expression and Finland talks too much. naturally, this creates misunderstandings and tension in their relationship. Fluffy like a fluffy thing with fluff.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,878 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 82 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/28/2011 - Sweden, Finland - Complete
SwedenxFinalnd Yaoi by FanSlewFantasy reviews
Title is description. Reposted from old account with love. : Please review, M for a reason and of course, Don't like? Do not read. easy peasy. ONESHOT xoxo
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,910 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/1/2011 - Finland, Sweden - Complete
Do You Love Me? by Kisshulover1 reviews
"Do you love me?" That's what Tino has been trying to ask the man that he's been with for six months... That simple little question that could set his heart ablaze, or crack it in two. Which answer will Berwald give? Rated M for reasons.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 15,446 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 172 - Follows: 9 - Published: 7/26/2011 - Sweden, Finland - Complete
Canvas by TheRockNRollBeauty reviews
Matthias Kohler, star athlete and teenaged ladykiller, falls for the quirky and cheerful art student Alfred Jones. Denmark/America, rated for sex.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,560 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 108 - Follows: 10 - Published: 6/27/2011 - Denmark, America - Complete
Never Enough by FFFFFF Rabbit reviews
When you miss a feeling and then run into an old 'friend'... Sometimes things don't go the way you desire. DenmarkxFinland DenmarkxSweden
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,404 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 5/22/2011 - Published: 5/21/2011 - Denmark, Finland - Complete
Drunk Confessions by Dahls reviews
In which Gilbert gets drunk, Francis gets his words mixed up, and Ivan takes advantage of the situation. RusPrus. Contains fluff and lemon and terrified Toris. You've been warned.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,858 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 126 - Follows: 14 - Published: 5/2/2011 - Russia, Prussia - Complete
Buttsex: The Musical by hetaliareference reviews
America comes up with a cliche game to fill the time. Who will last in an hour of extreme sexual awkwardness! Spoiler: There is really awful sex at the end. US/UK, France/Prussia, Spain/Romano, Sweden/Finland, Germany/Italy, Russia/Liet.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,408 - Reviews: 182 - Favs: 397 - Follows: 19 - Published: 11/5/2010 - Complete
Out of Sight, Still in Mind by Three-Sided Square reviews
Norway always suspected that Denmark had been hiding a secret, but he never would have guessed it would be something they held in common. A most curiously hidden box in Denmark's room only raises suspicion. Norway selfcest, DenNor, and plenty of kink.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 6,329 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 154 - Follows: 37 - Updated: 10/23/2010 - Published: 9/20/2010 - [Norway, Denmark] Iceland - Complete
Gutters by glassamilk reviews
'The Calamity' has left the world stripped and dying. Alone in a civilian bunker in Munich, Sealand will be reunited with the last known living member of his surrogate family and together, they will set out across Europe to find those they have lost.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 20 - Words: 98,149 - Reviews: 854 - Favs: 2,051 - Follows: 571 - Updated: 10/14/2010 - Published: 7/8/2010 - Sealand, Denmark
VASH ZWINGLI: User Guide and Manual by 0ptimuspenguin reviews
CONGRATULATIONS! You've just purchased a VASH ZWINGLI unit. In order to ensure you have the best time with your new buy, we've provided this manual...
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,525 - Reviews: 63 - Favs: 339 - Follows: 21 - Published: 9/2/2010 - Switzerland - Complete
The Minor Fall, the Major Lift by Thanatos God of the Dead reviews
Switzerland can't stop thinking about Austria. Their last encounter left deep impressions on both of them, stirring emotions neither knew possible of themselves. Unofficial sequal to Shatterdoll's, C Sharp. Warning: lemon.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 7,451 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 67 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 8/8/2010 - Published: 7/29/2010 - Austria, Switzerland - Complete
Secret Crowds by glassamilk reviews
Kink meme fill. An explosion leaves Denmark with a permanent brain injury and Norway struggles to find his role in their relationship as the line between lover and caregiver begins to blur.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,432 - Reviews: 105 - Favs: 483 - Follows: 33 - Published: 7/8/2010 - Denmark, Norway - Complete
The AwesomexThe Crossdresser by royalsprinkles reviews
There really should be more PrusPol...random crack, OTL.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 694 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/3/2010 - Prussia, Poland - Complete
You're No Fun by Shatterdoll reviews
Prussia worms his way into a World Conference where he is nearly bored to death by England. Later that night he gives one Mr. Kirkland a surprise visit to see if he's boring at everything... PrussiaxEngland, M for saucy content.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,666 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 182 - Follows: 14 - Published: 6/16/2010 - Prussia, England/Britain - Complete
Double or Nothing by Shatterdoll reviews
England wants America. So does Russia. Neither can have him. Not individually anyway. And thus an unholy alliance is formed... RussiaxAmericaxEngland, Rated M for saucy content
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,180 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 208 - Follows: 18 - Published: 1/16/2010 - Russia, England/Britain - Complete
The Duties of an Austrian Maid by Hazel-Beka reviews
Roderich makes the bad decision of going out drinking with Gilbert, Arthur and co. He makes another bad decision when he accepts Gilbert's challenge of a drinking competition. If he loses? Well Gilbert did once say that he wanted Roderich to be his maid..
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 61,038 - Reviews: 413 - Favs: 678 - Follows: 143 - Updated: 12/31/2009 - Published: 8/3/2009 - Prussia, Austria - Complete
Happy Bithday, Eli by TacoDao reviews
In a way there's a plot, but with the same reasons- there isn't. SEX. Yes. AustriaxSwiss. Human&Country names used. And again: SEEEEEXX. You've been warned.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,748 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 86 - Follows: 6 - Published: 7/12/2009 - Austria, Switzerland - Complete
Top Wife by xblkdragonx reviews
Finland get's a little surprise from Sweden
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 725 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 104 - Follows: 10 - Published: 7/9/2009 - Finland, Sweden - Complete
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An expedition gone wrong reviews
Denmark gets an awesome idea for a cool vacation and gets Prussia into it as well. It turns out, however, to be a completely different kind of vacation they end up with. Rated M for death and (hopefully) good details of body parts in a not so good condition.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 5 - Words: 31,447 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 3/10/2013 - Published: 2/1/2013 - Denmark, Prussia - Complete
Do you want more coffee? reviews
Human AU. Matthias' partner, Lukas, suffers from haemophilia. As a person constantly in danger of bleeding to death, Lukas cannot be too careful and Matthias will have to take care of him a lot. But sometimes, accidents just cannot be avoided.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,763 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 5 - Published: 1/24/2013 - Norway, Denmark - Complete
It still snows reviews
What would happen if Finland resurrected - not only as a country but also as Tino Väinämöinen? He seems to have changed, Sweden knows that much, even if he can't point out exactly how. Sequel for "A regular visit". M for last chapter.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 7 - Words: 69,918 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 1/14/2013 - Published: 11/23/2012 - Finland, Sweden - Complete
A little bit of thinking never hurt anyone reviews
They say thinking has never hurt anyone. Sometimes that is not the case, though. Thinking can be both dangerous and helpful. It can get you up again but it can also pull you down. M for death.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Tragedy/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,698 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/5/2013 - Prussia - Complete
Score reviews
Matthias, a young Dane, watches a football match between Spain and Poland. By accident, he kisses the guy to his left who turns out to be Russian. They go for a drink and things kinda escalate. Rated M pretty much pointless smut.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,098 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/27/2012 - Denmark, Russia - Complete
A regular visit reviews
Sweden has one thing he does every single year a few days before Christmas Eve. He knew how his wife loved that time. I'm lost about rating, but T to be safe.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,893 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 9 - Published: 11/16/2012 - Finland, Sweden - Complete
As changes are made reviews
Russia wants to become one with Austria. Austria doesn't want to, and so, Russia goes to drastic measures to force him to.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 11 - Words: 66,746 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 10/25/2012 - Published: 3/24/2012 - Austria, Russia - Complete
Let me entertain you reviews
Austria has been out drinking with Prussia and France. He misses Hungary and wants to see her again, and it goes a little beyond just "seeing". Rated M for sex.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,461 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 3 - Published: 4/14/2012 - Austria, Hungary - Complete