Giraffe Dinosaur
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Joined 07-25-10, id: 2464543, Profile Updated: 10-14-10
Author has written 17 stories for Glee, Pretty Little Liars, Sonny with a Chance, Private Practice, Camp Rock, and Harry Potter.

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PM me; I'm nice. Open to beta-ing. Open to reviewing. Also on LJ.

I read: Glee, Grey's Anatomy, Sonny With a Chance, Private Practice, and Pretty Little Liars. Sometimes, I read other stuff too.

I divorced Disney years ago, but it seems to find little ways to reunite us. Sometimes, it's at my friend's house, or walking down the street. Sometimes, I find little things Disney left on my computer, or in my closet. Then, the icing on the cake, sometimes, I find my own writing about Disney and I wonder why I walked away. Then, I turn on my TV for more than a few minutes, and I remember - I've outgrown it... mostly. Disney Channel just isn't what it used to be. Currently, SWAC is the only thing (other than Phineas and Ferb) that I can stomach. It makes me nostalgic and sad. Where have all the good shows gone?


Hi, I'm GiraffeDinosaur and I am a recovering fanficaholic. Other than this month, I've been sober for about two months and a half. I found myself slipping into old patterns when I sat at home doing nothing. It's just too tempting to click on those old subscription emails that the site never fails to send me. Today, I read two updated stories, browsed some livejournal communities, posted a story, and read a minimum of eight chapters. I... I... I felt happy reading them again. Does that make me a bad person? I don't think it does. A fanficaholic can still function in society. They aren't typically abusive - except to their own writing and other writers who just suck at it. They do not need support groups! Or maybe they do. -sigh- I should have started this with "Hi, I'm GiraffeDinosaur, and I was a recovering fanficaholic -- until that darn [insert name here] updated again."

s e r i e s

(glee)

Facebook Love Notes Series: Brittany often writes Santana letters after things happen in her life. Some of them are comical, while others kind of feel like a Chihuahua got to your liver and then just yapped at you after. And sometimes, Santana writes back. FULL LIST/ARCHIVE.

c o m p l e t e d

(glee)

Protection: Laryngitis-episode tag Kurt explains to Brittany what his dad meant by "protection." It's not a burglar alarm. Ficlet. (1/1)

Unicorns: Brittany knows that unicorns are real. She has proof. She's seen one before. Ficlet. *Brittany/Santana* (1/1)

The Mohawk: “The thing that bothers me isn’t that this is Hummel’s diary. It’s that the more they read, the more I want to do shit. ‘Cause, yeah, Hummel’s gay, but that doesn’t mean he deserves to die.” Pre-Jocks join Glee. Depressed!Kurt *Puck, Kurt*

(pretty little liars)

Practice Makes Perfect: Alison said that if she was kissing Emily, it was only practice for the real thing. Fed up, Emily decides it's time for the two of them to talk about everything that's going on. Or more, Emily talks and Alison does the listening for once. Angst! *Emily/Alison* (3/3)

(sonny with a chance)

CDC Doesn't Share: Chad finds out about Sonny and Grady's "relationship." For LJ prompt. *Chad/Sonny* (1/1)

The Day I Knew: Sonny reflects. For LJ prompt. *Chad/Sonny* (1/1)

All Around Him (is Her Voice): "Everywhere I go, I hear your voice. You tell me what to do, how to act, who to be. You're everywhere, Sonny. I can't get you out of my head." *Chad/Sonny* (1/1)

(private practice)

The Other Side of This Life: When she hears the voice, at first, she thinks it's Pete. Instead, she finds Dell. *Dell, Addison* (/1)

(camp rock)

Hip Shaking, Heartbreaking: The boat shakes beneath us, rattling the already nervous footing of our relationship. *Shane/Mitchie* Oneshot. Prompt: Boat ride. (1/1)

w o r k i n p r o g e s s

none online at the moment.

o n L J

(glee)

Remember Me: Burt lost his memory. He remembered everyone shortly after the accident, except for Kurt. angst!Kurt. (1/1)

(jonas)

Teasing: Seriously, anyone with eyes can see that she's teasing him; she doesn't need to give a fricking definition. *Joe/Stella* (1/1)

u p c o m i n g f i c s

(sonny with a chance)

If never comes around: A story about adjusting to change, finding love, and knowing who to trust. It's a Chad/Sonny story (surprise, surprise) but it's different. I'm changing things around, making it partially AU. In a way, this story will be telling three stories in one. 1 - the PAST - the first days of Chad and Sonny, how their friendship came to me, what it was like in the beginning, and how it somehow changed to resemble their relationship in the actual show. 2 - the PRESENT - what happens when Sonny's life takes a turn that greatly changes Chad, Mackenzie Falls, and the dynamic of Condor Studios. 3 - MACK FALLS - because some crazy stuff goes down in the current season that almost mirrors the insanity of the actors. *Chad/Sonny* (0/5+)

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Fulfilling Obligations by forbiddenharmony7 reviews
Did you ever wonder what happened in the 19 years between the last chapter and the epilogue of Deathly Hallows? Or what happens afterward? Totally, completely, and eventually H/Hr, but we have a long road to get there! Rated T for language & sexuality.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 47 - Words: 201,319 - Reviews: 840 - Favs: 531 - Follows: 710 - Updated: 8/6/2014 - Published: 7/23/2008 - [Harry P., Hermione G.]
Friends, Always by the little harlequin reviews
Inspired by "A Very Potter Musical", Quirrell and Voldemort go on that rollerblading/movie date. Now includes two bonus chapters!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 6 - Words: 7,802 - Reviews: 94 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 8/22/2011 - Published: 4/6/2010 - Q. Quirrell, Voldemort - Complete
The Journal by Mia M. Turner reviews
Sonny finds a journal with no name and slowly finds herself falling in love with the boy who wrote it. Meanwhile, Chad's true feelings for Sonny are coming out. Unfortunately, she is holding out for the boy in the journal. Channy.
Sonny with a Chance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 16 - Words: 32,812 - Reviews: 855 - Favs: 405 - Follows: 284 - Updated: 3/28/2010 - Published: 7/26/2009 - Sonny M., Chad D. C. - Complete
Yum, Yum, Yum! by Threepwillow reviews
BASED ON "A VERY POTTER MUSICAL"! Draco still dreams of Pigfarts. What happens when the person you made an Unbreakable Vow with dies before it's carried out? He gets his wishes, but falls into the middle of an intergalactic wizarding war! CRACK AND FOOD
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 12,471 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 6 - Published: 12/9/2009 - Draco M., Ginny W. - Complete
With A Chance Of Remembering by xxHeadInTheStarsxx reviews
After losing her memory from a car accident Sonny forgets everything, even the fact that she and Chad were in love before they were famous. Chad never heard about it and was heartbroken, causing his bad attitude. What happens when they reunite? ChadSonny
Sonny with a Chance - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 19 - Words: 56,671 - Reviews: 490 - Favs: 219 - Follows: 126 - Updated: 11/16/2009 - Published: 5/30/2009 - Chad D. C., Sonny M. - Complete
In Memory I by becka reviews
Slash. What if someone followed Hagrid the night he delivered Harry to the Dursleys? How would Harry's life have been different? AU that follows Harry as he grows up with the abusive Dursleys, and continues to his time at Hogwarts.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 10 - Words: 73,039 - Reviews: 1669 - Favs: 2,916 - Follows: 2,738 - Updated: 9/8/2009 - Published: 11/9/2003 - Harry P.
yesterday feels like breathing by omens reviews
For Alex it’s always been wantwantwant and taketaketake but this, this is something she’s not supposed to have. Companion piece to ‘days were slipping past.’ The other side of the story.
Wizards of Waverly Place - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,959 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 68 - Follows: 8 - Published: 9/3/2009 - Alex R., Justin R. - Complete
days were slipping past by omens reviews
“I just don’t want to miss you anymore.” Future-fic.
Wizards of Waverly Place - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 12 - Words: 51,996 - Reviews: 164 - Favs: 221 - Follows: 54 - Updated: 7/9/2009 - Published: 3/13/2009 - Justin R., Alex R. - Complete
Promise of Forever by Catheryne reviews
Chuck/Blair, Dan/Serena, Nate/Vanessa. Historical AU. Lord Charles promised Nate that he would retrieve his fiance. He meant to keep the promise until he falls for Lady Blair himself.
Gossip Girl - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 27 - Words: 85,121 - Reviews: 533 - Favs: 259 - Follows: 95 - Updated: 11/25/2008 - Published: 10/20/2008 - Chuck, Blair - Complete
Kiss or Kill by Mortalus reviews
HPTR slash. A freak accident transports our favorite attractive psychopath forward in time from 1942 to 1996. Attempted homicide and attempted romance ensue, not necessarily in that order.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 27 - Words: 105,484 - Reviews: 756 - Favs: 1,799 - Follows: 357 - Updated: 7/15/2005 - Published: 6/12/2005 - Harry P., Tom R. Jr. - Complete
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Mother, Sister, Father, Brother reviews
Sometimes, it takes an outsider to see just how messed up life can be. Jesse/Rachel, Jesse/Shelby. Post-Season One, Pre-Season Two
Glee - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,328 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 2/17/2011 - Published: 12/25/2010 - Shelby C., Rachel B.
Let's Dance Until the World Stops Falling reviews
She imagines a future where they live place to place, just the two of them until after Voldemort is gone. But there is no telling how long that would be. Forever probably. -Companion to Deathly Hallows Part 1-
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,494 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 2 - Published: 11/19/2010 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Hope and Misery reviews
Kurt knows that a lot times, a song is not just a song. It occurs to him how little he knows about his pseudo-mentor and friend. The inquisitive side of Kurt begins filling in the pieces.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,336 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 2 - Published: 11/14/2010 - Kurt H., Blaine A. - Complete
Firework reviews
"Obviously Blaine has some sort of soul connection with Katy Perry." / Blaine sings 'Firework' to Kurt since the lyrics fit him so well. For prompt.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,349 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 68 - Follows: 4 - Published: 11/10/2010 - Kurt H., Blaine A. - Complete
It Gets Better reviews
In which someone talks to Artie post-"Duets"
Glee - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 920 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 7 - Published: 11/10/2010 - Artie A., Sam E. - Complete
Lunch reviews
Blaine's gorgeous, talented, sweet, and he's buying lunch, which is considerably growing with every drink and bite of the fattening burger that slides down Kurt's esophagus. - Post-2x06
Glee - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,367 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 71 - Follows: 8 - Published: 11/9/2010 - Kurt H., Blaine A. - Complete
Weird Qs and Wikipedia reviews
Brittany writes to Santana after she learns how to turn on a computer. *Part of the Facebook Love Notes Series - no knowledge required*
Glee - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 573 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/14/2010 - Brittany P., Santana L. - Complete
Breadstix and Meatballs reviews
Brittany writes Santana a letter after DUETS. / "Dear Santana, I'm sorry for telling everyone about that time you got diarrhea in Barnes and Nobles, LOL JK, This isn't Mean Girls." Read to find out what Brittany truly has to say to her best friend.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 472 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 6 - Published: 10/12/2010 - Brittany P., Santana L. - Complete
All Around Him is Her Voice reviews
"Everywhere I go, I hear your voice. You tell me what to do, how to act, who to be. You're everywhere, Sonny. I can't get you out of my head." *Sonny/Chad*
Sonny with a Chance - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 758 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 4 - Published: 10/9/2010 - Chad D. C., Sonny M. - Complete
Hip Shaking, Heartbreaking reviews
The boat shakes beneath us, rattling the already nervous footing of our relationship. *Shane/Mitchie* Oneshot. Prompt: Boat ride.
Camp Rock - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,411 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 1 - Published: 9/5/2010 - Mitchie T., Shane G. - Complete
The Other Side of This Life reviews
If Meredith was the twelve-year-old, then he would have to be an egg. But this one isn't going to just up and leave her one month like all the rest. This egg is just hot and ready, begging to be given the chance to bring new life into her world. -Oneshot-
Private Practice - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,648 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/3/2010 - Addison M., Dell P. - Complete
CDC Doesn't Share reviews
Chad finds out about Sonny and Grady's "relationship." He obviously doesn't approve. - Episode Tag to "Sonny With a Chance of Grady" -
Sonny with a Chance - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 384 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 11 - Published: 8/20/2010 - Chad D. C., Sonny M. - Complete
The Day I Knew reviews
He shrugged, saying, "You're m'lady. You can do whatever you want." *Chad/Sonny*
Sonny with a Chance - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 326 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 10 - Published: 8/20/2010 - Chad D. C., Sonny M. - Complete
Practice Makes Perfect reviews
"And trust me, if I'm kissing you, it's because it's practice for the real thing." How much practice does one person really need? Angsty Alison/Emily. - Slight spoilers for latest episode: The Perfect Storm. - Three-shot. Completed.
Pretty Little Liars - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,797 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 8/10/2010 - Published: 8/6/2010 - Emily F. - Complete
Unicorns reviews
Brittany knows unicorns are real. She has proof. *Brittany/Santana*
Glee - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 437 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/3/2010 - Brittany P., Santana L. - Complete
Protection reviews
-"No, Brittany, he doesn't mean a burglar alarm."- Kurt tries to explain to Brittany what exactly his dad means by protection. *Gleek Moment. Ficlet. "Laryngitis" Episode Tag*
Glee - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 329 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/29/2010 - Kurt H., Brittany P. - Complete
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