Author has written 5 stories for Sonny with a Chance.
I am in love with SWAC.. obviously.
Thats not all though. I probably wont be writing about them but i love..
GLEE! HOW I MET YOUR MOTHER! TWO AND A HALF MEN! TWILIGHT! GEORGE LOPEZ! THE NANNY! and a bunch of other stuff!
I reaaaallly love my storys that I have written.
I hope you do too!
Oh and I am a biiiig Seddie fan. Just saying.
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Sonny With A Chance
Chad: If we don't act soon, dare I say it, they might become more popular than us.
Chad: Sonny! Sonny, come here. I need to tell you something in case I don't make it.
Tawni: Thank you Nico. You are the real Nico, right? (Pokes him)
Tawni: We're going somewhere so cool, so exclusive, so underground, it doesn't even exist.
Sonny: Why are you helping me?
Nico: Flowers? A Mack Falls box set? And a picture of Chad...holding flowers...and a Mack Falls box set?
Sonny: Let me tell you something. 24 hours ago I fell in love with a guy named Mackenzie, and you Chad, are no-
Tawni: There are two things I like; me being right and you being not right.
Chad: Give it to me straight, Doc. I can take it.
Tawni: I'm pretty enough for lobster. I'm cool enough for lobster. I am lobster worthy.
Sonny: I need to talk to you immediatly
Sonny: Oh my gosh! You are a drama snob! And you do think you're better than us.
Sonny: Hah! Should've guessed it. Who's Tawni's best friend?
Sonny: This is like a bad episode of Mackenzie Falls.
Chad: Alright, look. After you barged onto our stage earlier, I had to hire Reggie here and put your pictures on the "do not admit" wall.
Nico: Chad, I have to say I've always hated you for having your own plane.
Chad: I missed you, shortstack.
Bella: Are you going to tell me how you stopped the van?
Edward: What did you expect? Coffins and dungeons and moats?
Edward: And so the lion fell in love with the lamb.
Bella: You're sort of beautiful.
Emmett: Dating an older woman? Hot.
Edward: You can't trust vampires...trust me.
Embry: Guess the wolf's out of the bag.
Edward: I just have one condition if you want me to do it myself
Alice: Bella, what is that God awful wet dog smell?
Edward: I'm not technically breaking any of his rules. He did say never to take a step through his door, but I came in through the window.
Edward: Bella, would you please stop trying to take your clothes off?
Charlie: What's going on?
Emmett: Trying to walk and chew gum again, Bella?
Bella: You saw?
Edward: Doesn't he own a shirt.
Jacob: Well, I am hotter than you.
Edward: Could you at least attempt to control your thoughts?
Jacob: You'd warm up faster if you took your clothes off.
Edward: It's just because he tastes better than the rest of us.
Bella: Jasper? What do vampires do for bachelor parties? You're not taking him to a strip club, are you?
Bella: Not a nightmare. It was a good dream.
Jacob: I wondered - would a bullet through my temple actually kill me or just leave a really big mess for me to clean up?
Jacob: Instead of being the A/V dweeb about to ask the head cheerleader to the prom, I was the finished-second place werewolf about to ask the vampire's wife to shack up and procreate.
Jacob: You know how you drown a blonde, Rosalie? Glue a mirror to the bottom of a pool.
Edward: Why don't you just tell me who wins?
Bella: I wanted to practice with Emmett a little ...
Benny- Oh please. Your buisness is so bad, the people from New Orleans are sending you money!
George: From now on, we're home schooling you. Whatever we don't know, you don't know. When did the Korean War start? I don't know, and neither do you!
George Lopez: Hey, how was church?
George Lopez: Seems like just yesterday you were my little girl on the tricycle. Now you're gonna be a young woman in a car, running over a little girl on the tricycle.
George: We're gonna start with a different game tonight. It's called "Bombshells." In the suburbs, it's called "You might wanna sit down for this. It's a shocker." In the hood, it's called "Oh, no you didn't."
George: My God, Mom! You swallowed a bouncy house!
Drive-Thru clown head: How can I hell you?... You like a fren frie?... One minute plee... Que es fountain drink? A soda? Why you no say soda, stupid?
George: It's for you.
George: We're Mexi-cans not Mexi-can'ts.
Fran: Question. When they shot Bambi's mother, did you find that a sad moment... at all?
Max: Oh Niles, what is it this time? Your job, your weight, no future?
C.C.: Seriously, Niles, where do you keep all that cash?
Fran: Honey, as long as *I* am living under *your* roof you will do as I say.
Sylvia: He's not wearing a ring!
Val: The bank robber took your mother
Fran: [doing a harassed-looking C.C.'s nails] Mint Chocolate Chip, Jamocha Almond Fudge, Pralines and Cream... That's it. That's 30.
Max: I'm going to ask Fran to sign a prenuptial agreement.
Fran: Well, what am I?
Mercedes to Will: Oh hell to the na... Look, I'm not down with this background singing nonsense. I'm Beyonce; I ain't no Kelly Rowland
Rachel: You may think that every guy in school would totally, want to tap this, but my myspace schedule keeps me way too busy to date.
Sue Sylvester: I will go to the animal shelter and get you a kitty cat. I will let you fall in love with that kitty cat. And then on some dark cold night, I’ll steal away into your home and punch you in the face.
Sue: Your illustrations of persecution are a tell tale sign of early stage paranoia schizophrenia.
Britanny: I find recipes confusing.
Britanny: Did you know that dolphins are just gay sharks?
Britanny: Im pretty sure my cats been reading my diary.
How I Met Your Mother
Barney: Ted, tonight we're gonna go out. We're gonna meet some ladies, it's gonna be *legendary*. Phone-five!
Ted: You're not... Moby, are you?
Barney: Haaaaave you met Ted?
Barney: It's gonna be legen... wait for it... dary!
Barney: It's gonna be legend-... wait for it... and I hope you're not lactose intolerant because the second half of that word is DAIRY
You know your a Sonny With A Chance fan when..
1. You called Sonny nice and are expecting some scented candles soon.
2. You can remember Sonny's number off by heart.
3. You quote Chad Dylan Cooper in real life.
4. You want to go to Lookout Mountain.
5. You know all the words to the Stop SPS song. What a legendary song :D
6. You adore Cupcake, even if he costs $40 an hour.
7. You think Chad Dylan Cooper really is the greatest actor of our generation.
8. You smile hugely when Chad gets jealous.
9. You think Channy is the greatest couple there will ever be.
10. Your friends are sick of hearing you talk about Sonny With A Chance.
11. Your favorite dog combination is a chocopoke, the ice cream that licks itself.
12. When you want someone to change something you bawk like a chicken.
13. You watch the episodes a week before they air on youtube.
14. You just wish Channy would form already!
15. So Far So Great is always stuck in your head.
16. You think cheese pants are the coolest invention.
17. You want a blarmie, the blanket with arms.
18. Your cellphone ringer is MOOOO!
19. You wish you could taste the creamy goodness of the fro yo machine.
20. Instead of Oh my God, you say Oh my Chad!
21. You can honestly say you love Chad Dylan Cooper.
22. You suddenly want to go live in a vent.
23. Your favorite lipstick is Coco Moco Coco.
24. You know the difference between Coco Moco Coco and Moco Coco Moco.
25. You settle things by playing musical chairs.
26. You wrote a complainent letter to Condor studios about the unfair treatment to the So Random! cast.
27. You can't say no to the kiss cam.
28. You understand this statement, and why its one of the best: Peace out suckahhs!
29. You keep telling your friends that Chad Dylan Cooper is real.
30. There are eighty shades of white.
31. Even 3 named jerk-throbs look amazing in pink.
32. You shouldn't fake your own fan letters. (Unless you have a weird beard costume)
33. You shouldn't open giant boxes that belong to a certain eleven year old.
34. Tawni Town is one heck of a town.
35. You can fall in love with your mortal enemy.
36. Not all proms end in disaster.
37. You have to play yourself before you can play someone your not.
38. People will get mad if you wear the same clothes as them to the "Oh No You Di'n'ts".
39. Five weddings and a wedding makes a lot of weddings.
40. A mop makes a great present.
41. A tiara can also be a key to a secret unicorn stable.
42. Anyone can pull off a weird beard.
43. Chicken fingers and ski ball are one heck of a combo.
44. Cold Cut catapults also work with cheese.
45. A 9 year old could be the final vote between losing your job or keeping it.
46. You should never let your co-star talk without a script.
47. Tween Choice Awards make great toilet paper holders.
48. If you rent a snake, be sure you know which size you are getting.
49. You spend most of your time reading and writing fanfiction for Channy.
50. You answer your phone with "Let me hear you say HEEEEY!"
51. When you wanna show your friend something, you say check it out, check it out!
52. Instead of sandwich, you say sammich
53. You leave the room yelling 'PEACE OUT SUKAHS!"
54. You say a'ight in a Chad Dylan Cooper fashion
55. Whenever someone acts OOC, you like to draw a circle in the air and explain the circle of life.
56. You laugh at people who say double duty ;)
57. You know the importance of having two phones.
58. You know it's serious if Chad cuts his massage to an hour. (Lies! he never even had a massage :P)
59. Camp Hip Hop is better than the Chad Dylan Cooper Story.
60. You break up people by dressing up like Big Foot.
61. Syrup and feathers is the best way to prank someone.
62. To scare someone out of your prop house, you lure them into the arms of a rat that used up all your film.
63. You know to get a hug from Chad, you need to buy a box of cookies.
64. You joined the Blossom Scouts.
65. You know pacts are broken when you deal with a guy who hides cameras in gift baskets.
66. You cheer up people by making them a balloon animal.
67. You know Sonny will always do your science project if you act sad enough.
68. You always practice to be a tennis judge in the middle of the cafeteria.
69. You know why Zac Efron is banned from the Mackenzie Falls set.
70. You know, even if you deny it that you can fall in love with your enemy.
Your smiling through this whole thing and nodding agreeing with it
-I watched an episode of Hannah Montana because Sterling Knight was in it.
-I wish I owned a Mackenzie Falls uniform.
-I wish So Random was an actual show.
-My friends feel the need to slap themselves when they say something that could remind you about SWAC in front of me because I'll start talking about it.
-I squeal whenever there's a cute Channy moment in SWAC.
-Sonny with a Chance is about the only show I watch anymore.
-I've seen every episode atleast 5 times.
-I'm mad at Disney for not adding Channy in some episodes they could have.
-The only fanfics i've written are SWAC ones.
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