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Joined 07-25-10, id: 2464658, Profile Updated: 03-04-12
Author has written 10 stories for Web Shows, Naruto, Ouran High School Host Club, Yu-Gi-Oh, Shakespeare, Star Trek: 2009, and Sherlock.

Hey look, I'm alive. I may forget to post things for months at a time, but I'm forever writing, so expect things every year or so.

NOTE: I am perverted, I like warping things to my will and seeing what spits out. I like sex jokes, and (try to) make them. About 90% of my plot bunnies come from my this; if it weren't for them, I wouldn't have a FF.n account.

Current Works: (the numbers show my priority over which ones I'm going to finish first, pm me if you want something bumped up)
1 - Stampeding Emotions - Caesar/Brutus and Cassius/Brutus from Julius Caesar (all but the final chapter completed and posted)
2 - Thank You, L.A. - Jake/Amir from Jake & Amir
3 - Comfort - Sherlock/John from Sherlock BBC

Pairings I have plots for:

Bakura/Marik (Yuugiou)
God/Satan (yes, it's slash) (the Christian Bible)
Roy/Ed (FullMetal Alchemist)
Kirk/Spock (Star Trek 2009)
Sherlock/John (Sherlock BBC)

I should stop starting fanfics and start finishing them...

Quote(s) of the Now:
"I may be lonelier now, but I'm happy alone. Honest." -- Bite Hard by Franz Ferdinand
"I wanna take you to a GAY BAR!" -- Gay Bar by Electric Six

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The Commentary of TOS for KS by Brittany Diamond reviews
While going through every episode top to bottom, I'll be looking for evidence that supports K/S and also discussing the arguments against it. Serious about the argument, ridiculous about everything else. M for language. Yay 60s.
StarTrek: The Original Series - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 47 - Words: 279,693 - Reviews: 2865 - Favs: 1,098 - Follows: 853 - Updated: 5/14 - Published: 6/1/2009 - J. Kirk, Spock
Shrek and Jesus get steamy by Studioslug reviews
In the most sensually appetizing story of the century, two fictional characters get their groove on with each other creating a night to never forget and a week of proceeding back pain.
Crossover - Bible & Shrek - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 509 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/8/2014 - Complete
dickweenie by Jim from IT reviews
Sherlock leaned in close to John's luscious ear and whispered seductively "Jawn. Jawn. I'm inside of you," Sherlock paused most dramatically "With my dick-weenie." Sherlock finished with a flourish.
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,298 - Reviews: 77 - Favs: 70 - Follows: 5 - Published: 2/22/2012 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
The Plan by Jonsdottir reviews
Valentines suck. Jim decides that the only way to get rid of annoying propositions is to fake a relationship with Spock. Now all they have to do is get caught in a compromising position by someone in the crew so the word will spread. Piece of cake. Right?
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 14,863 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 396 - Follows: 43 - Updated: 12/2/2011 - Published: 4/13/2011 - Spock, J. Kirk - Complete
Crack Baby Jesus by TBWarrior720 reviews
The inspiring true story of history's most influential crack baby.
Bible - Rated: M - English - Spiritual/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 718 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/9/2011 - Jesus, Judas
Marik & Bakura Go To Censored Town by Little Kuriboh reviews
Thiefshipping up the wazoo in this fic written for charity.
Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: M - English - Parody/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 23,969 - Reviews: 417 - Favs: 645 - Follows: 166 - Updated: 5/31/2011 - Published: 5/1/2011 - Marik I., Yami Bakura - Complete
Blasphemy, or Giving In To Temptation by x.WaitingForTheVan.x reviews
It wasn't an active wanting of anything. Just some part of Him breaking at the unexpected touch and...Giving In. WARNING: GodxSatan. There needed to be one.
Bible - Rated: M - English - Spiritual/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,125 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 23 - Published: 4/12/2011 - Satan - Complete
The Closet Problem by newperson reviews
The EFF Hole Continued... "Kiss my ass Marik!" Marik paused again, "But there's poop down there." How in the world is Bakura ever going to pull, or yank rather, Marik out of the bloody closet? YGOTAS Thiefshipping. Lemon in later chapters.
Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 21,561 - Reviews: 107 - Favs: 139 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 12/27/2010 - Published: 12/9/2010 - Marik I., Yami Bakura - Complete
Definitions by alikat522 reviews
Ho-Yay. So easy to percieve, so hard to explain.
Community - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 304 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/6/2010 - Abed N., Troy B. - Complete
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Changes reviews
Post Reichenbach. John loved Sherlock, but that didn't mean he was gay. The author isn't good with hetero, so this is what you get. Transgender fic
Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,183 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/19/2012 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Spock and Puns reviews
Five times Spock makes a pun and the one time Jim understands.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,102 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 3 - Published: 12/28/2011 - Spock, J. Kirk - Complete
Stampeding Emotions reviews
Brutus is plunged into death, confusion, and more death. Directly tied with the play. Chapter one: Caesar/Brutus. Chapters two and three: Cassius/Brutus. Chapter four will contain cannon character death. Chapter four shall be the final chapter.
Shakespeare - Rated: T - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,276 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 8/29/2011 - Published: 8/4/2011
Doll reviews
Seto is releaving some "tension", but Katsuya thinks he's cheating. Total crack!fic.
Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 605 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 11 - Published: 8/3/2011 - K. Jounouchi/Joey W., S. Kaiba - Complete
A Slow Dance reviews
What is Seto doing at the dance? And when will his Pup show up? Warnings: angst, character death, yaoi, and written on iPod though beta'd .
Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,348 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 7 - Published: 1/3/2011 - S. Kaiba, K. Jounouchi/Joey W. - Complete
In The Next Room reviews
Puppyshipping one-shot: Seto's hotel room is next to Jou's, and Jou seems to be making some rather... interesting... noises. Rated M for wanking aka masturbation.
Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,668 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 6 - Published: 12/11/2010 - S. Kaiba, K. Jounouchi/Joey W. - Complete
Masqueraded Attentions reviews
Tamaki loses a bet to the twins, and has to wear a pink dress to Ouran's Masquerade. The worst part? He also has to ask out Kyouya. Twoshot for my beta, lemon in second chapter. Tamaki/Kyouya with an extra helping of Hikaru/Kouru.
Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 7,089 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 72 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 11/10/2010 - Published: 11/4/2010 - Kyōya O., Tamaki S. - Complete
Yaritai reviews
Kakashi loves Naruto, Naruto loves Kakashi. Kakashi talks himself into asking the blonde out. Every self-depreciating author seems to suck at summaries, and I am no exception. Lemon inside :D
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,835 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 10 - Published: 8/11/2010 - Naruto U., Kakashi H. - Complete
Genuine reviews
Jake and Amir slash fic. Don't like, don't read, etc. A normal day... until thoughts set in! From both POV's. Most of the angst is in chapter two. Chapter two now uploaded, warnings for rape, uber-angst, and gayness even if that is half the fun .
Web Shows - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,098 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 8/3/2010 - Published: 7/27/2010 - Jake and Amir - Complete
Dinner Tonight? reviews
Jake and Amir drabble fic. boy/boy love; don't like, don't stay. Amir thanks Jake for saving him from Hallie, and Jake learns why he keeps waking up naked. WAY perverted, may cause nosebleeds.
Web Shows - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 653 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 9 - Published: 7/29/2010 - Jake and Amir - Complete