ThatBloodyWoman
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Joined 07-26-10, id: 2465582, Profile Updated: 05-10-13
Author has written 1 story for Harry Potter.

I was once merely a lurker, and I would go around reading other's work. We all know it can be a very mixed bag here, and I've seen enough dodgy fics for a lifetime. I realised that it is unfair to criticise the work of others if I can't do any better myself, so I've put my money where my mouth is and undertaken my first fic. If it goes well I may write more, but even if everybody hates it I will complete it. Incomplete but brilliant fics are the bane of my life, I don't want to let anyone down.

Harry Potter is my One True Fandom, and the only one I feel I know sufficiently intimately to write about.

I exist in England, but I live and dream Hogwarts.

P.S. I was previously known as GummiBehr, but I don't want to be identified with the username I thought up at the age of 13. Nobody wants to be associated with their 13 year old self, do they?

P.P.S. If you recognise something; quote, song, character, etc. then it isn't mine. Don't sue me, I'm poor.

P.P.P.S. If something I write is glaringly, disgustingly inaccurate or otherwise objectively objectionable then please inform me. I beg you to have some decorum and not flame, however. Make your mother proud.

P.P.P.P.S. Alright I am just being silly now, I'll stop.

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A Study in Magic by Books of Change reviews
When Professor McGonagall went to visit Harry Watson, son of Mr. Sherlock Holmes and Dr. Watson, to deliver his Hogwarts letter, she was in the mindset of performing a familiar if stressful annual routine. Consequently, she was unprepared to find the cause behind Harry Potter's disappearance. BBC Sherlock HP crossover AU
Crossover - Harry Potter & Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Family - Chapters: 82 - Words: 516,000 - Reviews: 5164 - Favs: 5,831 - Follows: 4,752 - Updated: 3/28/2014 - Published: 11/24/2011 - Harry P., Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
The Interlude in the Hallway by Sasusc reviews
Harry and Ron are musing over how Hermione and Snape got together.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,115 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 5 - Published: 12/16/2010 - Harry P., Ron W., Severus S. - Complete
Catch Me When I Fall by Aurelius-Eden-Sage reviews
Newly fledged Starling receives a call late one night, and speaks her mind. "I have a confession to make, Doctor. Maybe I made the wrong choice. Maybe I had an unfortunate lapse in judgment." Oneshot HannibalxClarice
Silence of the Lambs/Hannibal - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,235 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/30/2010 - Complete
Houseopoly by George Stark II reviews
House convinces Wilson to play "Houseopoly," a monopoly game based on his life. House/Wilson slash at the end because I couldn't resist. It's cute. Set post season six.
House, M.D. - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,560 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 138 - Follows: 6 - Published: 8/28/2010 - J. Wilson, G. House - Complete
Psychosomatic by Mundungus42 reviews
After her run-in with Tom Riddle's diary, Ginny Weasley need more help than St. Mungo's can provide. A concerned third party knows just the place: Princeton Plainsboro Teaching Hospital. The trouble is getting her to the right doctor.
Crossover - Harry Potter & House, M.D. - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,177 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 126 - Follows: 22 - Published: 8/3/2010 - Sirius B., G. House - Complete
God x Jesus by Butt Hymen reviews
one day in Heaven God is very horny, what will he do? SLASH FIC VERY EXPLICIT DO NOT READ IF YOU ARE A NON BELIEVER
Bible - Rated: M - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 2 - Words: 925 - Reviews: 112 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 7/21/2010 - Published: 7/17/2010 - Jesus, John the Baptist
Third Time Lucky by Jed Rhodes reviews
There are three times the Doctor thought he'd regenerate. The first time he ended up doing something really clever instead, the second time, he met Jackson Lake. The third time, he did. EOT spoilers.
Doctor Who - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 854 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 10 - Published: 4/22/2010 - 10th Doctor, 11th Doctor
Snarky Git Convention by Playing Hooky reviews
Gregory House and Severus Snape meet after several years of stalking each other. Who will win? No pairings
Crossover - Harry Potter & House, M.D. - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,398 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 103 - Follows: 19 - Published: 1/4/2010 - Severus S., G. House - Complete
House Potter by Black Drazon reviews
Harry Potter & House MD crossover. Set in a modern day Hogwarts, when Dr. Wilson travels to England to seek an impossible cure, House tags along uninvited and finds himself wrapped up in magical illnesses, supernatural hurts and really annoying teenagers
Crossover - Harry Potter & House, M.D. - Rated: T - English - Mystery - Chapters: 7 - Words: 44,073 - Reviews: 128 - Favs: 216 - Follows: 237 - Updated: 10/5/2009 - Published: 11/11/2007
Promise by penguinfighter-d-chan reviews
In a tribute to Silent Hill, House comes to work in a most usually foggy day and sets out to find the reason behind it all only to discover a most tragic and horrifying turn of events. Season 5 before "Birthmarks" Art by dessin-chambre at
House, M.D. - Rated: T - English - Horror/Supernatural - Chapters: 27 - Words: 26,349 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 11/19/2008 - Published: 10/1/2008 - G. House, J. Wilson - Complete
He'll Show Them by Evil-Irish-Wolf reviews
--Completed-- The Joker is antsy about meeting Batman. He's been aching for a challenge. Slash! Joker/Batman! The Joker's thoughts when he finally sees Batman and throughout the movie. CHAPTER 8: The Finale and some Ferryboats!
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 35,987 - Reviews: 302 - Favs: 224 - Follows: 65 - Updated: 8/15/2008 - Published: 7/29/2008 - Complete
Before the Dawn by snarkyroxy reviews
In her seventh year, a latenight discovery changes Hermione Granger's view on a great many things. Severus Snape is just one of them. Complete.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Mystery - Chapters: 49 - Words: 323,413 - Reviews: 2004 - Favs: 3,230 - Follows: 739 - Updated: 7/12/2006 - Published: 2/16/2005 - Severus S., Hermione G. - Complete
Invenio Veritas by penpunk reviews
AU. It's Harry's fifth year and there are many happenings at Hogwarts. Things are surfacing that were never meant to be discovered. Harry's confused. Snape is confused. The only person who can answer their questions has been dead for 14 years. (Completed
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Mystery - Chapters: 29 - Words: 101,456 - Reviews: 917 - Favs: 690 - Follows: 123 - Updated: 11/5/2004 - Published: 12/23/2002 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
Handful of Hollow by MissMona reviews
FEMMESLASH! A character-driven romance, revolving around an extremely uncommon pairing. Millicent Bulstrode and Hermione Granger star in this slow-moving tale of their sixth year at Hogwarts...
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 33,589 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 12/29/2003 - Published: 8/24/2002 - Hermione G.
Gloaming by Armand Malfoy reviews
Sequel to Lachrymose; Harry at Christmas + Snape back in the picture + Arienette + unforseen doom = Not a Happy Holiday
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Suspense - Chapters: 4 - Words: 24,142 - Reviews: 68 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 9/2/2003 - Published: 7/21/2003 - Severus S., Harry P.
The Black Secret by Awahili reviews
Lily hid a secret from everyone...except her twin brother. Animagus, Quidditch, rivalries, and discoveries all included in this answer to Severitus' challenge FINALE UP! THANKS TO ALL!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 49 - Words: 123,831 - Reviews: 1373 - Favs: 1,052 - Follows: 207 - Updated: 4/24/2003 - Published: 12/18/2002 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
Snape Fails reviews
Harry comes to a realisation about Professor Snape, and formulates a plan. Naturally, things don't go quite as anticipated.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 5,407 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 5/29/2013 - Published: 5/9/2013 - Harry P., Hermione G., Severus S., Albus D.