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Joined 07-26-10, id: 2465880, Profile Updated: 03-10-15
Author has written 4 stories for Star Fox, Mass Effect, and Star Wars.

Not really interested in writing fanfiction anymore, so don't expect any more updates to my stories. I will leave them up since a number of people like them, but I will not be regularly checking this website. That said, I've deleted my second KotOR story, as I've really soured on it. Looking back, there's way too much political crap, and some wild shifts in tone that simply don't work.

I have given permission to one of my friends, who has long served as my beta reader, to use my character of Talvi Korpela (originally created for a PnP D&D campaign) in his Baldur's Gate novelisation, which he describes as A Confederacy of Dunces meets Forgotten Realms. You can find his story here.

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Razor's Edge: Requiem by Tairis Deamhan reviews
John Shepard has only one truth left. That the cycle must be broken no matter the cost. The price will be more than anyone should have to bear but the prize is the future, for those he cares for and for all life in the galaxy.
Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 37 - Words: 352,400 - Reviews: 1105 - Favs: 780 - Follows: 863 - Updated: 7/20 - Published: 3/23/2012 - Shepard (M), Tali'Zorah
Mass Effect: Interregnum by The Naked Pen reviews
The Battle of the Citadel has been won. Saren Arterius is dead. Commander Shepard is dead. Garrus Vakarian isn't. Alone on Omega among slavers, murderers, mercenaries, insane warlords and the worst of the galaxy's criminals, he does the only thing he can: declares war. The Archangel legend is born, but angels can fall. Nothing's ever easy...
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Crime - Chapters: 55 - Words: 303,425 - Reviews: 365 - Favs: 468 - Follows: 293 - Updated: 3/23/2013 - Published: 2/25/2010 - Complete
Kyle Katarn Facts by Extreme is a lifestyle reviews
The best Kyle Katarn Facts out there, if you know anymore please put them in a review
Star Wars - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,615 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/18/2012 - Complete
100 Things Commander Shepard Crew'll Mutiny Over by The Mad Dragon reviews
Shepard's crew, having had enough of some of her antics, has come together to compile a list of things she's no longer allowed to do.
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,960 - Reviews: 74 - Favs: 379 - Follows: 64 - Published: 1/17/2012 - Shepard (F) - Complete
The Echani Chronicles by Marianne Bennet reviews
Stories about Brianna the Handmaiden, her sisters, and the male Exile. Begins with "Identity" then "Wonderland", "Common Ground", "Imprint", "Ashes", "Stranger", "Betrayal", "Tempest", "Revelation," "Heavy," "Catalyst," and "Doorway." COMPLETE
Star Wars - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 68,454 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 11/22/2011 - Published: 4/10/2008 - Handmaidens, Exile/Meetra Surik - Complete
Razor's Edge: Dark Witness by Tairis Deamhan reviews
Even though the Collectors have been defeated Shepard and the crew of the Normandy aren't safe. An old enemy waits in the shadows, one armed with something far more dangerous than a gun: knowledge.
Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 9 - Words: 70,047 - Reviews: 203 - Favs: 435 - Follows: 175 - Updated: 6/11/2011 - Published: 3/11/2011 - Shepard (M), Tali'Zorah - Complete
Razor's Edge by Tairis Deamhan reviews
Mass Effect 2 novelization, the life of one spectre that's seen more than his share of the galaxy's dark side. If you've already died once the question becomes what's worth living for? It's the question that will have to be answered to save a galaxy.
Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Sci-Fi - Chapters: 37 - Words: 260,290 - Reviews: 403 - Favs: 816 - Follows: 306 - Updated: 3/11/2011 - Published: 6/13/2010 - Shepard (M), Tali'Zorah - Complete
Awesomeness of the Ocarina by Villain-of-Awesome reviews
The Holy Land of Hyrule is facing the greatest danger in history... but is it Ganondorf, or our supposed heroes, Link and Navi? An all new Ocarina of Time Parody like you never seen before! Romance! Drama! Comedy! Drugs! Et Cetera!
Legend of Zelda - Rated: M - English - Parody/Adventure - Chapters: 9 - Words: 26,741 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 49 - Updated: 3/6/2011 - Published: 1/10/2011 - Link, Navi
Why Can't I Be Queen? by Sarah1281 reviews
Mary Sue Cousland has just had a brilliant idea: SHE can be sole ruler of Ferelden instead of Alistair or Anora given how much everyone loves her magical Cousland bloodline. Eamon's not quite convinced it will work but that won't dampen her enthusiasm!
Dragon Age - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,991 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 9/25/2010 - Published: 9/5/2010 - Eamon G., Cousland - Complete
Scars by Falls-44 reviews
A year after his adventures in Tethyr, the Child of Bhaal reflects upon his journey and the consequences of his actions. A oneshot focusing on Aerie and the Protagonist, after the events of Throne of Bhaal.
Baldur's Gate - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,471 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/29/2010 - Complete
Progress Reimagined by urapente reviews
A new vision of one of the first scenarios in Mass Effect 2, Freedom's Progress.
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi - Chapters: 6 - Words: 28,322 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 15 - Published: 6/29/2010 - Shepard (M), Tali'Zorah - Complete
Tale of the Bhaalspawn by Capt. Incredible reviews
From their first capture by Irenicus to the battle in the Hells, the story of a Bhaalspawn sorcerer, his companions, and the path each walks to their own destiny.
Baldur's Gate - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 104 - Words: 736,817 - Reviews: 372 - Favs: 96 - Follows: 35 - Updated: 12/9/2008 - Published: 10/7/2006 - Complete
Doom: Repercussions of Evil Mark II by MondoCool reviews
John Stalvern's story, rewritten.
Doom - Rated: M - English - Horror/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,888 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 93 - Follows: 5 - Published: 2/11/2008 - Complete
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Knights of the Old Republic: A Very Unauthorized Rewrite reviews
"Most people aren't seven feet tall, and can't shoot laser bolts from their eyes. Revan could." Those were the words of Darth Irenaceus, a former actor-turned-Sith Lord. But who can say what's truth and what's fiction when it comes to Revan? A controlled demolition of KotOR canon, featuring a seven-foot-tall Echani heroine, a larcenous Twi'lek, and a very grumpy Jedi...
Star Wars - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 32 - Words: 236,643 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 34 - Updated: 10/4/2014 - Published: 8/6/2013 - Revan, Carth O., Bastila S., Jolee B. - Complete
Project Gethinator reviews
Tali may have a new ship and a new crew, but the forces of the universe certainly aren't going to let that stop them from tormenting her. Continuation of Inglorious Bosh'tets.
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 91,400 - Reviews: 131 - Favs: 212 - Follows: 127 - Updated: 9/3/2011 - Published: 11/24/2010 - Shepard (M), Tali'Zorah - Complete
Inglorious Bosh'tets reviews
What was Tali'Zorah doing during the two years after Shepard's death? Discovering that the universe hates her, apparently.
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 86,157 - Reviews: 105 - Favs: 249 - Follows: 80 - Updated: 11/7/2010 - Published: 8/23/2010 - Tali'Zorah, Shepard (M) - Complete
Fursecution Complex reviews
The Cornerians thought it would be a simple diplomatic affair, gaining Council membership. They thought wrong.
Crossover - Star Fox & Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,794 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 6 - Published: 7/28/2010 - Complete