(Spanish version)

Hola, me llamo Vania, tengo 20 años y soy una adicta a los fanfics. Desde hace mucho que descubrí la página cuando iba en busca de el libro "Harry Potter y el Ocaso de los Altos Elfos", una version del 6to libro de Harry Potter, la cual Francisca Solar escribió (ahora es una escritora ya conocida en mi país). Indagando en internet descubrí que Francisca Solar iba a poner el libro en cierta pagina. Y esa pagina era Fanfiction.net, luego descubrí que habían miles de historias de Harry Potter y que podía elegir el personaje, el idioma, etc.. Desde ahí (2006 - 2007 aproximadamente) no lo he soltado mas. He leído mas de mil historias de Harry Potter, Las Cronicas de Narnia (mi mas reciente obsesion), Supernatural, G.I. Joe: The Rise of Cobra, The perks of being a wallflower, Avengers, A Walk to remember, The Covenant, Fantastic Four, Divergent Trilogy, High School Musical, Camp Rock, Inuyasha, Power Rangers, Thor, Bones, Mitologia Griega, Legados de Lorien, Percy Jackson, Piratas del Caribe, El Origen de los Guardianes, Saga Crepusculo y El Señor de Los Anillos.

(English version)

Hi, my name is Vania, Im 20 years old and Im an addict to fanfics. Its been long time since I found out about this web page, when I was looking for the book "Harry Potter and the sunset of the High Elves", a version of the 6th book of Harry Potter, which was written by Francisca Solar (now a very famous author in my country). While surfing in the net I found out that Francisca Solar was going to put the book in a certain web page. That page was Fanfiction.net, then I found out that there was thousands of stories of Harry Potter and that I could choose the character, the language, etc... From that time (2006 - 2007 more or less) I never let it go. I've read more than a thousand stories of Harry Potter, The Chronicles of Narnia (my most recent obsession), Supernatural, G.I Joe: The Rise of Cobra, The perks of being a wallflower, Avengers, A walk to remember, The Covenant, Fantastic Four, Divergent Trilogy, High School Musical, Camp Rock, Inuyasha, Power Rangers, Thor, Bones, Greek Mythology, Lorien Legacies, Percy Jackson and the Olimpians, Pirates of the Caribbean, Rise of the Guardians, Twilight and The Lord of the Rings.

*Cosas banales acerca de mi*

Leer es una de mis pasiones. Me encantaría estar toda mi vida leyendo y sumergiendome en mundos. Me obsesiono fácilmente con sagas de libros y siempre me identifico con algun personaje o simplemente me imagino dentro de la historia. Me enamoro fácilmente de ciertos personajes jajajaja, y me encanta leer sobre drama. (ya saben, que haya sangre, llanto, mentiras y ojala que todo le ocurra al protagonista, o mis personajes favoritos). Estudio Quimica en la mejor universidad de mi pais, es otra de mis pasiones. Tengo una gran familia y aunque poca gente entienda mi amor por la lectura y sobretodo los fanfics, no se que haria sin ellos. Tambien soy una obsesionada (me obsesiono rápido con cosas, ya saben) con los idiomas. En mi casa hablamos 3 idiomas (gracias a mi papa): Español, Ingles y Frances. Ademas de eso, me encantan los idiomas dificiles como el griego, hebreo, hindi y arabe, los cuales estoy aprendiendo. Ademas, soy cristiana, y Dios es mi prioridad numero 1.

* Físicamente *

Soy alta (1.70 cm o 5'6'' ft). Morena de pelo oscuro, ojos cafes oscuros. Me gusta estar en forma, y a eso añadele el amor por los deportes que tengo. He practicado por mas de 3 años volleyball (soy una orgullosa central), ademas de basketball, judo y gimnasia aerobica. El baile siempre ha sido parte de mi vida, así que no puedo decir una edad de inicio. He ido a multiples academias y he tenido muchas clases. Me especializo mas en hip hop, danza moderna y zumba. He hecho una Escuela de Verano de danza moderna, y aprenderme coreografias es otra obsesion. Pronto empezaré a aprender tenis, handball y surf.

* Metas *

Mis metas son terminar la universidad. Aquí en Chile, mi carrera dura 5 años y aunque la matricula es bastante costosa, quiero terminarla, ser una de las mejores, y ganar prestigio y viajar por el mundo haciendo lo que mas me gusta. Ademas espero sacar un Doctorado y luego un Magister. Con respecto a los fics, quiero pronto empezar a escribir todo lo que tengo pensado, los cuales son bastantes one-shots largos. Y algunas ideas para hacer en fanfics largos.

Gustos/ Likes:

- Harry Potter (saga)

- El Señor de los Anillos (The Lord of The Rings, LOTR)

- Las Cronicas de Narnia (The Chronicles of Narnia)

- Los Vengadores (The Avengers)

- Los Juegos del Hambre (The Hunger Games)

- Divergente (Divergent)

- Power Rangers

- Percy Jackson (saga)

- El Fantasma de la Opera (The Phantom of the Opera)

- Peter Pan

-La Alianza del Mal (The Covenant)

- Crepusculo (Twilight Saga)

-Supernatural

-Bones

- Las ventajas de ser invisible (The perks of being a wallflower)

-El Origen de los Guardianes (Rise of the guardians)

-Piratas del Caribe (Pirates of the Caribbean)

-G.I. Joe: La venganza de Cobra (G.I. Joe: The rise of Cobra)

Parejas que me gustan/ Pairings I like: Drarry, Snarry, Sirry, Voldemort/Bella, Harry/Lucius, Jasper/Bella, Legolas/OC, Zerrie, Ziam, Ziall, Zouis, Zarry, Percy/Annabeth, Four/Tris, Bella/Emmet, Harry/Hermione, Harry/Luna, Neville/Luna, Harry/Remus, Harry/Charlie, Harry/Bill, Remus/Sirius

Parejas que detesto/ Pairings I dislike: Hermione/Draco, Ginny/Draco, Harry/Daphne, Edmund/OC, Jayden/OC, Jasper/OC, Jasper/Maria, Edward/Bella, Edward/Jasper, Edmund/Lucy, Edmund/Susan, Edmund/Peter, Percy/OC, Tris/OC, Hermione/OC, Harry/Ginny

Amores platónicos/ Platonic Loves:

-Dark Harry (Harry Potter) /The Darkness Within fic.

-Sirius (Harry Potter)

-Edmund (Chronicles of Narnia)

-Legolas (LOTR)

-Loki (Avengers)

-Nick (PR Mystic Force)

-Bridge (PR SPD)

-Jayden (PR Samurai)

-Andros (PR In the Space)

-Snake Eyes (G.I. Joe)

-Charlie (The perks of being a wallflower)

-Tobias/ Cuatro (Saga Divergente)

-Sam (Supernatural)

-Lance Sweets (Bones)

Personajes que no soporto la mayoría del tiempo / Characters I can't stand most of the time:

-Peter Pevensie (Narnia)

-Susan Pevensie (Narnia)

-Edward (Twilight)

-Bella (Twilight)

-Vernon Dursley (Harry Potter)

Historias que planeo traducir/ Stories I want to translate:

-http://www.fanfiction.net/s/4818394/1/PE

-http://www.fanfiction.net/s/5391275/1/

-http://www.fanfiction.net/s/4414185/1/

-http://www.fanfiction.net/s/3852843/1/

-http://www.fanfiction.net/s/2980502/1/

-http://www.fanfiction.net/s/3076343/1/

-http://www.fanfiction.net/s/8453628/1/

Readers Choice by Kurinoone que quiero escribir/ that I want to write (http://www.fanfiction.net/u/1034541/) :

-Harry les muestra Riddle's Manor a los Potter, Ginny, Ron & Hermione.

-James y Lily entran al pensadero junto a Draco y Damien.

-Los Potter, Ginny, Ron, Hermione y Harry hablan de Voldemort y la infancia de Harry.

-Harry para el día del cumpleaños de Voldemort, les muestra recuerdos buenos de Voldemort a su familia.

-Harry le explica a Caleb e Isabella su infancia.

-Harry baja a La Camara de Los Secretos.

-Harry remodela La Camara de Los Secretos y baja con Damien, Ginny, Ron y Hermione.

-Harry pasa un día con Draco.

-Neville se entera de la infancia de Harry y se disculpa en publico.

Readers Choice by Kurinoone que muero por leer/ that I can't wait to read:

-Harry and Sirius talk about Bellatrix

-James is curious about Harry's patronus

-What happens after Harry falls unconsious because of the Moratus charm in Deepest Reflections

-Harry comes to visit his brother in Hogwarts

-James and Lily and everyone else realise Harry is missing in Chapter 62 DW

-Harry's eyes turn black in front of his kids. What is their reaction?

-What would happen if Harry tried finding his animagus form? And more importantly, what would it be?

-Lucius Malfoy sees a grieving James at the Ministry, after Harry is taken, and is tempted to tell him that Harry is alive

-Harry tells a bedtime story to his daughter about a dark wizard who turns good and falls in love (His life story)

-One of Harry's kids finds out that Harry was once raised by Voldemort. How does he explain it?

-The Ministry create a list of "potential next dark lords" and Harry is in 3rd place. What does Harry do when he discovers a small group of Aurors are spying on him?

-Harry gets involved in a discussion on Father's Day, as to what the word 'Father' means to him

AU Events by Kurinoone que muero por leer/ that I'm dying to read:

-What if Harry had stayed at Hogwarts after James, Lily and Sirius saw his childhood memories in his pensieve?

-What if Ginny found Harry's Dark Prince Mask in the Order Headquarters before she met Harry and told the Order it's the mask her Rescuer wore in Hogmeade

-What if James had found Harry before Blake in the chapter "At The Ministry"

-What if Harry caught the snitch in the game against the Slytherin? What if Draco was the one angry with Harry at the end?

-What would have happened if James and Lily found Harry after he had just given James his magic, when he was sick, how would they take care of him? Would he let them?

-Harry's POV of A Part of Me, chapter 36: Harry's first Order Meeting

-What if Harry went to the burrow during the attack and prevented Nigel and Ginny from being kidnapped and also revealed his feelings about Ginny infront of the Weasleys, Potters and Order members?

-What if, instead of Snape, Draco had told about Bella about Harry going to face the Daywalkers? What if she and the Death Eathers (instead of James and Sirius) had arrived in Shrieking Shack and had, somehow, forced Moody to take the Bartra off and took Harry home? How would they take care of him?

-What if in Chapter 9 of 'TDW' Harry dies when he falls through the floors and the Potters find out the truth that way

-What if Harry had managed to unmask the imposter on the roof of Hogwarts in Chapter 30 (APOM) - how would Harry react to seeing Rodolphus, not only alive, but being the one behind all the attacks?

-What if some Order members (like Moody, Neville, McGonagall...) had seen Harry's memories?

List your ten favourite Twilight Characters.

1. Alice

2. Jasper

3. Emmett

4. Seth

5. Carlisle

6. Esme

7. Rosalie

8. Charlie

9. Edward

10. Bella

Have you ever read a 5/10 fic before?

Carlisle/Bella ? Oh God no!!

Do you think 3 is hot? How hot?

Emmett is hot.. but not THAT hot.. I obviously find Jasperr the hottest

What do you think would happen if 6 got 1 pregnant?

Esme got Alice pregnant.. OK *my brain doesnt get it yet* NO WAY IN HELL!

Do you recall any good fics about 9?

Personally, I hate Edward, but obviously there are a lot of fics about him... so, there must be really good ones

Would 7 and 2 make a good couple?

If they werent "brothers" they would make a really hot couple ;)

What is a better couple? 4 and 8 or 4 and 9?

Seth/Edward is less disturbing than Seth/Charlie.

What would happen if 7 discovered 3 and 8 in a secret relationship?

If Rosalie discovered Emmet and Charlie in a secret relationship... I think she would laughed hysterically and then she'd kick Emmet arse

Make a twenty word summary for a 2 and 6 fic.

He realized she was always the one with him, in every moment of his miserable life. Would that lead him to have more than a sentiment? Jasper/Esme

Is there such thing as a romantic fluff story for 4 and 10?

Seth/Bella.. definelly! My mind is already having some ideas..

Suggest a title for a 1 and 5 hurt/comfort fic.

Alice/Carlisle.. "Misunderstanding powers"

What kind of plot would you use for 4 and 1?

Seth/Alice.. mmm... definelly not romance, more like a big sister with little brother realtionship.. like, Seth getting hurt alone in the woods and Alice having a vision about it, and she helps him and they kind of built a relationship :)

Does anyone on your friends list read 7 and 9 slash?

Well... I have read some.. but they're not "slash" xDD

Now, Im about to show you something, that means the world to me, because as a Christian, I can see all the judgement and the funny looks people give us, and all the prejudice that exists against the christians. We live like you, we smile like you, but we just think different, and sometimes people just exaggerate and make that difference bigger that it is. So, please do have an open mind and read this with an objective opinion. Dont judge, because I cant tell you that thinks are not so different from what it seems. At least in my case. Read:

Did you know that 98 of teenagers will not stand up for God, and 93 of the people that read this won’t repost it?

Jesus had no servants, yet they called him Master...

He had no degree, yet they called him Teacher...

He had no medicine, yet they called him Healer...

He had no army, yet kings feared him...

He won no military battles, yet he conquered the world...

He committed no crime, yet they crucified Him...

He was buried in a tomb, yet He lives today

Feel honored to serve such a leader who loves us...

If you believe in the true God, Father, Son, and Holy Ghost

If you believe in Jesus Christ put this in your profile and don't just ignore this, because in the Bible it says if you deny me, I will deny you in front of my Father in the pearly gates of Heaven.

If you believe in God copy and paste this in your profile

This is just a stupid funny thing I found a long time ago:

37 Things to do in an Elevator

1. Crack open your briefcase or handbag, peer inside and ask "Got enough air in there?"
2. Stand silent and motionless in the corner facing the wall without getting off.
3. When arriving at your floor, grunt and strain to yank the doors open, then act as if you're embarrassed when they open themselves.
4. Greet everyone with a warm handshake and ask him or her to call you Admiral.
5. Meow occasionally.
6. Stare at another passenger for a while. Then announce in horror: "You're one of THEM!" - and back away slowly.
7. Say "DING!" at each floor.
8. Say "I wonder what all these do?" and push all the red buttons.
9. Make explosion noises when anyone presses a button.
10. Stare grinning at another passenger for a while, then announce: "I have new socks on."
11. When the elevator is silent, look around and ask: "Is that your beeper?"
12. Try to make personal calls on the emergency phone.
13. Draw a little square on the floor with chalk and announce to the other passengers: "This is my personal space."
14. When there's only one other person in the elevator, tap them on the shoulder, then pretend it wasn't you.
15. As you are coming to the end of the journey, get emotional and have a group hug. Tell them that you will never forget them.
16. Ask if you can push the button for other people but push the wrong ones.
17. Hold the doors open and say you're waiting for your friend. After a while, let the doors close and say "Hi Greg, How's your day been?"
18. Drop a pen and wait until someone reaches to help pick it up, then scream: "That's mine!"
19. Bring a camera and take pictures of everyone in the lift.
20. Pretend you're a flight attendant and review emergency procedures and exits with the passengers.
21. Swat at flies that don't exist.
22. Call out "Group hug!" then enforce it.
23. Make car race noises when someone gets on or off.
24. Congratulate all for being in the same lift with you.
25. Grimace painfully while smacking your forehead and muttering: "Shut up, all of you just shut UP!"
26. Walk on with a cooler that says "human head" on the side.
27. While the doors are opening, hurriedly whisper, "Hide it...quick!" then whistle innocently.
28. Let your cell phone ring - don't answer it.
29. Walk into the lift and say "This reminds me of being buried alive. Ah, those were the days..."
30. Take shoes off before entering. Then look shocked and disgusted when the others don't.
31. Ask people which floor they want, say in 'Who want to be a millionaire' style is that your final answer.
32. Also in your bellboy act, ask what floor they want. Whatever they say, give them a glare and say "you should be ashamed of yourself!", and leave the lift tutting.
33. Ask, "Did you feel that?"
34. Tell people that you can see their aura.
35. When the doors close, announce to the others, "It's okay. Don't panic, they open up again."
36. Announce in a demonic voice: "I must find a more suitable host body."
37. Dress up in a long, black cloak with a hood, stare and in a deep voice announce "It is time..."

More weirdness over here:

I understand that Scissors can beat Paper, and I get how Rock can beat Scissors, but there's no way Paper can beat Rock. Is Paper supposed to magically wrap around Rock leaving it immobile? If so, why can't paper do this to scissors? Screw scissors, why can't paper do this to people? Why aren't sheets of college ruled notebook paper constantly suffocating students as they attempt to take notes in class? I'll tell you why, because paper can't beat anybody, a rock would tear that crap up in two seconds. When I play rock/ paper/ scissors, I always choose rock. Then when somebody claims to have beaten me with their paper I can punch them in the face with my ready made fist and say, oh, I'm sorry, I thought paper would protect you.

The following thing is for Narnians:

Once a King or Queen of Narnia, always a King or Queen of Narnia. (I LOVE this saying!)

If you don't like how Edmund was treated in Voyage of the Dawn Treader, event though he's now technically High King since Peter can't come to Narnia anymore, copy and repost this.

Copy and paste if you think Harry potter is better than Twilight

Pluto was declared no longer a planet on August 27, 2006, because it was "too small" and "off its orbit" for some scientists' likings. If you think Pluto should still be a planet, copy and paste this to your profile. (next they'll tell us Jupiter is to big)

Did you know the average American only reads 3 books a year? If you don't believe that it's even possible to read that little, copy and paste this onto your profile. (who are they talking to?)

If you easily finish one novel a day, copy and paste this in your profile.

If you hear voices of the characters in your head...copy and paste this on your profile

If you ever stared at someone for a really long time for no reason, put this in your profile. ( just to see how long it would take for them to start paying attention to me)

If you have ever laughed so hard you either choked, hyperventilated, had your sides cramp, or all of the above copy and paste this on your profile.

If you've ever spun around in a chair and gone, "WEEEEE," copy and paste this into your profile

If you have ever had a mad laughing fit for absolutely no reason, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you love FANFICTION.NET, add your name and copy and paste this into your profile. Rainstorm007, Littlewhisker, Patronus Charm, The Dawn Is Breaking, twilite addict, ihatejacob1, awesomest one ever,In-Your-Face-Losers/Ofweaponarydefences, Lyokodreamer, AllieDanger

If you like smiley faces, then copy this into your profile. :D

If you are bored and like to write stuff, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you are a person that loves fairy tales, mermaids, knights, swords, bows or anything of the sort, and in spite of what grown-ups tell you of these things you will always keep on loving; copy, paste this in your profile and add your name: ShaniEneida, LucyCrewe11,Queen of Fantasy,Narnia Queen, Lyokodreamer, AllieDanger

If you think Fox and Walden Media SHOULD make the silver chair, copy/paste this to your profile.

Copy/paste this to your profile if you think Narnia must be getting awfully crowded-what with all these random girls magically arriving there and doing nothing but standing around making kissy faces at the kings.

Just read this, I'll explain later:

I am the boy who never finished high school, because I got called a fag everyday
I am the girl kicked out of her home because I confided in my mother that I am a lesbian.
I am the sister who holds her gay brother tight through the painful, tear-filled nights.
We are the parents who buried our daughter long before her time.
I am the man who died alone in the hospital because they would not let my partner of twenty-seven years into the room.
I am the foster child who wakes up with nightmares of being taken away from the two fathers who are the only loving family I have ever had.
I wish they could adopt me.
I am not one of the lucky ones.
I killed myself just weeks before graduating high school.
It was simply too much to bear.
We are the couple who had the Realtor hang up on us when she found out we wanted to rent a one-bedroom for two men.
I am the person who never knows which bathroom I should use if I want to avoid getting the management called on me.
I am the mother who is not allowed to even visit the children I bore, nursed, and raised.
The court says I am an unfit mother because I now live with another woman.
I am the domestic-violence survivor who found the support system grow suddenly cold and distant when they found out my abusive partner is also a woman.
I am the domestic-violence survivor who has no support system to turn to because I am male.
I am the father who has never hugged his son because I grew up afraid to show affection to other men.
I am the home-economics teacher who always wanted to teach gym until someone told me that only lesbians do that.
I am the woman who died when the EMT s stopped treating me as soon as they realized I was transsexual.
I am the person who feels guilty because I think I could be a much better person if I didn't have to always deal with society hating me.
I am the man who stopped attending church, not because I don't believe, but because they closed their doors to my kind.
I am the person who has to hide what this world needs most, love. I am the person ashamed to tell my own friends I'm a lesbian, because they constantly make fun of them.
--IF YOU BELIEVE THAT HOMOPHOBIA IS WRONG... REPOST THIS--

Yes, me, as a Christian, I'm saying that homophobia is terribly wrong. Yes, I do not support the gay rights, because its my belief, but I do not support either homophobia. I hate with all my heart when people stare at homosexuals or gays (just pick the word you like the most) like they we're some kind of monsters. I hate it. And yes, I do have family that stare like that, and they all know that I hate it. They all know, that that is very wrong. That sort of discrimination and bullying is disgusting, and I'll never insult or judge them. I hope you understand.

Well, and this.. another madness:

40 Things to do in Class when you're Bored:

1. Try to develop psychic powers, then use 'em.
2. Inflate a beachball and throw it around the room.
3. Sing Show Tunes.
4. Make loud animal noises then deny doing it.
5. Think of new pick up lines. See if they work.
6. Pretend you're flying a jet fighter in the Gulf War.
7. Churn some butter.
8. Conceive a brand new language.
9. Walls made of brick. Count 'em.
10. Plot revenge against someone.
11. Think of nicknames for everyone you know.
12. See how long you can hold your breath.
13. Take your pants off and give them to the professor.
14. Chew on your arm until someone notices.
15. Change seats every three minutes.
16. Think of ways to cheat at Trivial Pursuit.
17. Shave.
18. Run across the room, tag someone and say "You're it.".
19. Announce to the class that you are God and that you're angry.
20. Think of five new ways to use your shoes.
21. Start a wave.
22. Walk around the room begging for spare change.
23. Roast marshmellows.
24. Practice phrasing your answers in the form of a question.
25. Crawl around the room humming the music from Mission Impossible.
26. Take apart your desk.
27. Pretend to communicate with your home planet.
28. Play rock-paper-scissors with yourself. Accuse your left hand of cheating.
29. Do a quick tapdance routine.
30. Try bird-watching.
31. Walk up the aisle yelling, "Popcorn! Hot popcorn here!".
32. Throw your backpack at someone.
33. Run to the window, then say, "Sorry, I thought I saw the Bat-signal".
34. Ask the person in front of you to marry you.
35. Start laughing really hard and say, "Oh, now I get it.".
36. Make a sundial.
37. Give yourself a new identity.
38. Write a screenplay about a diabetic Swedish girl who can't swim.
39. Dig an escape tunnel.
40. Announce your candidacy for President

Are you boring? Then go ahead, read!:

This game has a funny/spooky outcome.

Don't read ahead...just do it in order! It's worth a try.

First..get a pen and paper. When you actually choose names, make sure it's people you actually know and go with your first instinct.

Scroll down one line at a time...and don't read ahead or you'll ruin it!

1. First, write the numbers 1 through 11 in a column.

2. Then, beside numbers 1 and 2, write down any two numbers you want.

3. Beside the 3 and 7, write down the names of members of the opposite sex.

4. Write anyone's name (like friends or family...) in the 4th, 5th, and 6th spots.

5. Write down four song titles in 8,9,10, and 11. (Go with your instincts!)

6. Finally, make a wish.

And now the key for the game...

1. You must tell (the number in space 2) people about this game.

2. The person in space 3 is the one that you love.

3. The person in 7 is one you like but can't work out.

4. You care most about the person you put in 4.

5. The person you name in number 5 is the one who knows you very well.

6. The person you name in 6 is your lucky star.

7. The song in 8 is the song that matches with the person in number 3.

8. The title in 9 is the song for the person in 7.

9. The tenth space is the song that tells you most about YOUR mind.

10. 11 is the song telling you how you feel about life

A little bit of reflexion:

At age 8, your dad buys you an ice cream. You thanked him by dripping it all over his lap.

When you were 9 years old, he paid for piano lessons. You thanked him by never even bothering to practice.

When you were 10 years old he drove you all day, from soccer to football to one birthday party after another. You thanked him by jumping out of the car and never looking back.

When you were 11 years old, he took you and your friends to the movies. You thanked him by asking to sit in a different row.

When you were 12 years old, he warned you not to watch certain TV shows. You thanked him by waiting until he left the house.

When you were 13, he suggested a haircut that was in fashion. You thanked him by telling him he had no taste.

When you were 14, he paid for a month away at summer camp. You thanked him by forgetting to write a single letter.

When you were 15, he came home from work, looking for a hug. You thanked him by having your bedroom door locked.

When you were 16, he taught you how to drive his car. You thanked him by taking it every chance you could.

When you were 17, he was expecting an important call. You thanked him by being on the phone all night.

When you were 18, he cried at your high school graduation. You thanked him by staying out partying until dawn.

When you were 19, he paid for your college tuition, drove you to campus carried your bags. You thanked him by saying good-bye outside the dorm so you wouldn't be embarrassed in front of your friends.

When you were 25, he helped to pay for your wedding, and he told you how deep he loved you. You thanked him by moving halfway across the country.

When you were 50, he fell ill and needed you to take care of him . You thanked him by reading about the burden parents become to their children.

And then, one day, he quietly died. And everything you never did came
crashing down like thunder on YOUR HEART. If you love your dad, post this on your profile

For people that hate stereotypes: If you think people should just shut up and stop, put this on your profile. (BOLD the ones you are.)

I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic.
I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists.
I'm a NEGRO so I MUST carry a gun.
I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a ditz
I'm JAMAICAN so I MUST smoke weed.
I'm HAITIAN so I MUST eat cat.
I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be sexy.
I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS.
I'm a LESBIAN, so I MUST have a sex-tape.
I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist.
I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch.
I'm a GAY RIGHTS SUPPORTER, so I WILL go to hell. (Love is love no matter what gender, bitches)
I'm a CHRISTAN, so I MUST think gay people should go to hell.
I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat.
I'm ATHEIST so I MUST hate the world.
I don't have a RELIGION, so I MUST be evil and have no morals.

I'm REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people.
I'm DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible.
I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay.
I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash.
I TAKE (or used to take) ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants.
I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem.
I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenient store.
I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage.
I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore...
I'm a DANCER, So I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore
I wear SKIRTS a lot, so I MUST be a slut.

I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs.
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob.
I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth or emo.
I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend.
I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars.

I'm NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy.

I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking whore.

I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible slut.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals
I'm ITALIAN, so I must have a "big one".
I'm EGYPTIAN, so I must be a TERRORIST!
I'm PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virgin.
I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life.
I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention.
I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS so I MUST be looking for attention.
I'm INTO THEATER & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual.

I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist.

I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be fucking them all.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GIRLS WHO ARE FRIENDS, so I MUST be a player.
I have Big BOOBS, so I MUST be a hoe.
I'm COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer.
I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser.
I'm RUSSIAN, so I MUST be cool and thats how Russians roll.
I'm GERMAN, so I must be a Nazi.
I hang out with GAYS, so i must be GAY TOO.
I'm BRAZILIAN, so I MUST have a BIG BUTT.
I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and beconceited
I'm SALVADORIAN, so I MUST be in MS 13
I'm POLISH, so I MUST be greedy
I'm HAWAIIAN so I MUST be lazy
I'm PERUVIAN, so I MUST like llamas
I'm a STONER so I MUST be going in the wrong direction
Im a VIRGIN so I MUST be prude.
I'm STRAIGHT EDGE so I must be violent.

I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly.. or crazy.
I'm BLACK so I MUST love fried chicken and kool-aid.
I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat.
I'm SINGLE so I MUST be ugly.
I'm a SKATER so I must do weed and steal stuff
I'm a PUNK so I must only wear black and date only other punks
I'm ASIAN so I must be a NERD that does HOMEWORK 24/7
I'm CHRISTIAN so I MUST hate homosexuals.
I'm MIXED so I must be screwed up.
I'm MUSLIM so I MUST be a terrorist.

I'm in BAND, so I MUST be a dork.
I'm BLACK so I MUST believe JESUS WUZ A BROTHA
I'm MORMON so I MUST be perfect
I'm WHITE and have black friends so I MUST think I'm black.
I'm GOTH so I MUST worship the devil (So I’ve been told)
I'm HISPANIC, so I MUST be dirty.
I'm NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser.
I'm OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST have a problem with self control.
I'm PREPPY, so I MUST shun those who don't wear Abercrombie & Hollister.
I'm on a DANCE team, so I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.
I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive.
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob
I'm MEXICAN, so I MUST have hopped the border.
I GOT A CAR FOR MY BIRTHDAY, so I MUST be a spoiled brat.
I'm BLACK, so I MUST love watermelon
I'm BI, so I MUST think every person I see is hot.
I'm an ASIAN GUY, so I MUST have a small penis.
I'm a GUY CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be gay.

I'm a PREP, so I MUST be rich.
I don't like the SUN so I MUST be an albino.
I have a lot of FRIENDS, so I MUST love to drink and party.
I wear tight PANTS and I'm a guy, so I MUST be emo.
I couldn't hurt a FLY, So I MUST be a pussy.
I support GAY RIGHTS, so I MUST fit in with everyone.I
I hang out with teenage drinkers and smokers, so I MUST smoke and drink too.

I have ARTISTIC TALENT, so I MUST think little of those who don't.
I don't like to be in a BIG GROUP, so I MUST be anti-social.
I have a DIFFERENT sense of HUMOR, so I MUST be crazy.
I tell people OFF, so I MUST be an over controlling btch.
My hair gets GREASY a lot, so I MUST have no hygiene skills.
I'm DEFENSIVE, so I MUST be over controlling and a bitch.
I'm a NUDIST, so I MUST want everyone to see my boobs.
I read Comics, so I MUST be a loser.
I hang out with a FORMER PROSTITUTE.. So I MUST be a whore myself.
I'm TEXAN so I MUST ride a horse
I’m a GOTH, so I MUST be a Satanist
I’m a CROSSDRESSER, so I must be homosexual.
I draw ANIME so I MUST be a freak.
I am a FANGIRL so I MUST be a crazy, obsessed stalker.
I WATCH PORN so I MUST be perverted.
I'm an ONLY CHILD so I MUST be spoiled.
I'm INTELLIGENT so I MUST be weak. (want to talk a spin?)

I'm WELSH so I MUST love sheep
I’m a YOUNG WRITER, so I MUST be emo.
I’m CANADIAN, so I MUST talk with a funny accent.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST ditch my pregnant girlfriend.
I'm CANADIAN, so I MUST love hockey and beavers.
I'm DISABLED, so I MUST be on Welfare.
I'm a FEMINIST, so I MUST have a problem with sexuality and I want to castrate every man on the earth.
I'm a TEENAGER, so I MUST have a STEREOTYPE.
I WEAR A BIG SUNHAT when I go outside, so I MUST be stupid.

I am AMERICAN so I MUST be obese, loud-mouthed and arrogant.

I like BLOOD, so I must be a VAMPIRE.
I'm an ALBINO, so I MUST be an evil person with mental abilities and is A MURDERER!
I'm ENGLISH, so I MUST speak with either a cockney or a posh accent, love tea and cricket, and have bad teeth.
I’m WHITE, so I MUST be responsible for everything going wrong on the planet: past, present, and future.
I don't like YAOI or YURI, so I must be a HOMOPHOBE
I’m not the most POPULAR person in school, so I MUST be a loser
I care about the ENVIRONMENT...I MUST be a tree hugging hippy
I have a FAN CHARACTER, so I MUST be an annoying Mary-sue.
I CHAT, I MUST be having cyber sex. (with my best GIRL friend sure, Idiot's)
I'm PAGAN so I MUST sacrifice babies and drink the blood of virgins

I'm PAGAN so I MUST worship Satan
I'm CONSERVATIVE, so I MUST be against Abortion
I'm SWEDISH so I MUST be a tall blond blue-eyed lesbian.
I'm a LESBIAN so I MUST want to get with every single girl that I see.
I like CARTOONS, so I MUST be IRRESPONSIBLE.
I like READING, so I MUST be a LONER.
I have my OWN spiritual ideology; therefore I MUST be WRONG or MISGUIDED.
I am WICCAN, so I MUST be a SATANIST.
I DISAGREE with my government, so I MUST be a TERRORIST. (Government sucks!)

I am a WITCH, so I MUST be and OLD HAG and fly on a broomstick.
I love YAOI, so I MUST be GAY.
I'm a PERSON, so I MUST be LABELED.
I DON'T CURSE, so I MUST be an outcast
I like GAMES, ANIME and COMICS, so I MUST be childish.
I'm SWEDISH, therefore I MUST be WHITE.
I SPOT GRAMMATICAL ERRORS, so I MUST be a pedantic bastard.
I'm GOTHIC, so I MUST be mean.
I’m STRONG so I MUST be stupid.
I'm Australian so I MUST hunt crocodiles and talk to kangaroo’s
I go to RENFAIRES, so I MUST talk weird, be a loser, and not be up with the times
I’m GAY so I’m after EVERY straight guy around.
I don’t want a BOYFRIEND so I MUST be Lesbian.
I'm NOT CHRISTIAN so I MUST just need converting.
I love marching band, so I MUST be a friendless freak.
I DRINK and SMOKE, so I MUST have no life.
I can't help pointing out mistakes so I MUST be an over-controlling perfectionist
I'm a PERFECTIONIST so I MUST check everything ten times, them burst into tears at one mistake
I DON'T LIKE to talk about my personal life so I MUST be having problems.

For Narnians too:

50 REASONS YOU KNOW YOUR OBSESSED ABOUT NARNIA:

1. You own two sets of the whole series, because the first one is too special to touch

2. You have a quote for every character in the series

3. You can recite the first few paragraphs of one of the books or more

4. You own the movies

5. You put at least one of them on your Ipod.

6. The soundtracks are on your Ipod

7. You own two copies of one of the movies or more, because they have different covers and bonus features

8. You cry every time you read the end, because you think it's so dramatic

9. You begged you local Theater to give you the posters of the movies

10. You own the Banner announcing Prince Caspian and/or Lion The Witch and The Wardrobe

11. You know what "Farther Up, Farther In" Means

12. You've memerized every line in more than 10 scenes from either movie.

13. You know at least three Narnia blogs and can name them, and follow the blogs

14. You constantly write random Powerpoints, Word docs ect. based on Narnia

15. You've been told be at least two of your friends your obsessed, and admits it

16. You celerbrate March 21st, which is Narnia Day

17. When your teacher asks you to write a book report, you do it on Narnia

18. Your teacher has to asks you to read something else

19. Your teacher flips out to see you reading all seven books into one, Thinking it's to advanced

20. Your Teacher askes you to review something, of course, you did it on Narnia

21. You constently check wardrobes for Narnia

22. You know the above is impossible, because you can only get into Narnia when your not looking for it. But do it anway.

23. When you see the trailers you have a fit, Thinking it's so awesome!

24. You enjoy reading fun facts about Narnia

25. You can point out mistakes in the movies, but yell at people when they say it proves the movie sucks

26. You constentaly bother your friends to read them

27. You know that "Aslan" in Turkish means Lion, "Jadis" means Witch, and "Tash" means Stone

28. You want to go visit Narni, a town in Italy, that C.S. Lewis may have based Narnia after.

29. You paste this somewhere else

30. You laugh and nod, agreeing with most of these

31. Your extremly caustious with Yellow rings

32. You know what Turkish Delight is

33. In your head you've made up a story with you in Narnia in somepoint of your life

34. You've asked for a cat, to name him Aslan

35. You've asked to put a lampost in your yard

36. You talk to animals, expecting them to talk back

38. You cry when you see train accendents in the news, and wish you were there, to see if they go to Aslan's country

39. You want to buy a picture of a ship with purple sails, to hang on your wall

40. You perk up when your teacher talks 1900's England

41. Parctically fall out of your seat when your pastor brings up C.S. Lewis in your church

42. Your reading this so intently, you didn't realize I skipped number 37

43. You start calling Santa "Father Christmas"

44. You see statues, wishing Aslan would come and set them free

45 People look at you funny when you use phrases like "By Jove"

46 You give lectures to your friends about C.S.Lewis and Narnia

47. You talk aloud when you read Narnia, yelling at Rabadash and such

48. You can name off actors and actressess in the movies like it's no big deal

49. When the snow is melting, you shout out "The Witch's rule is ending!" And your friends are embarressed by the looks people give you.

50. You plan on going to Voyage of the Dawn Treader, midnight showing, dressed up

51. You try to follow red birds, while calling your friends who don't follow "Beastly Edmund's"

This next thing is very revealing:

YOUR GUY SIDE:

You love hoodies
You love jeans.
Dogs are better than cats.
It's hilarious when people get hurt.
You've played with/against boys on a team.
Shopping is torture.
Sad movies suck.
You own/ed an X-Box.
Played with Hotwheels cars as a kid.
At some point in time you wanted to be a firefighter
You own/ed a DS, PS2 or Sega.
You used to be obsessed with Power Rangers.
You watch sports on TV.
Gory movies are cool.
You go to your dad for advice.
You own like a trillion baseball caps.
You like going to high school football games.
You used to/do collect football/baseball cards.
Baggy pants are cool to wear.
It's kind of weird to have sleepovers with a bunch of people.
Green, black, red, blue or silver are one of your favorite colors.
You love to go crazy and not care what people think.
Sports are fun.
Talk with food in your mouth.
Sleep with your socks on at night.

TOTAL: 15

YOUR GIRL SIDE:

You wear lip gloss/stick.
You love skirts
Cats are better than dogs.
You love to shop.
You wear eyeliner.
You wear the color pink.
Go to your mom for advice.
Pink, yellow, orange, purple or gold is one of your favorite colors.
You hate wearing the colour black
You like hanging out at the shopping center.
You like getting manicures and/or pedicures. (Why bother? It will just get ruined, plus I no nails. jk)
You like wearing jewelry.
Shopping is one of your favourite hobbies.
You don't like the movie Star Wars.
You were in gymnastics/dance.
It takes you around/ more one hour to shower, get dressed and make-up.
You smile a lot more than you should.
You have more than 10 pairs of shoes.
You care about what you look like.
You like wearing dresses when you can.
You like wearing body perfume.
You love the movies.
Used to play with dolls as little kid.
Like being the star of everything.

TOTAL: 14

OH GOD! Im more like a guy!!! xDD

Now, a cute thing about guys:

To Every Guy...

To every guy that's said, "Sex CAN wait
To every guy that's said, "You're beautiful.
To every guy that was never too busy to drive across town to see her.
To every guy that gives flowers and a card when she is sick.
To every guy who has given her flowers just because.
To every guy that said he would die for her.
To every guy that really would.
To every guy that took time to do what she wanted to do.
To every guy that she cried in front of.
To every guy that holds hands with her.
To every guy that kisses her with meaning.
To every guy that hugs her when she's sad.
To every guy that hugs her for no reason at all.
To every guy who would give their jacket up for her.
To every guy that calls to make sure she got home safe.
To every guy that would sit and wait for her for hours
just to see her for ten minutes.
To every guy that would give his seat up.
To every guy that just wants to cuddle.
To every guy that reassured her that she was beautiful no matter what. To every guy who told his secrets to her.
To every guy that tried to show how much he cared
through every word and every breath.
To every guy that thought maybe this could be the one.
To every guy that believed in her dreams.
To every guy that would have done anything so she could achieve them.
To every guy that never laughed at her when she told him her dreams.
To every guy that walked her to her car.
To every guy that gave his heart.
To every guy who prays that she is happy
even if you are not with her.

...This one bulletin is for you...

Not many girls appreciate nice guys anymore... And because of this, there are not many left out there...
i guarantee 90 of the men on your page will not repost this cuz they care more about their image
If you are a nice guy repost this with "We're a Dying Breed "
If you are a girl that thinks every guy should treat a girl this way repost this with: "To Every Guy..."

If you cried during/after reading Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows, copy this to your profile

If you loved DH, HBP, OotP, GoF, PoA, CoS, and SS/PS, and know what all those initials stand for, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you cried when Fred Weasley died (in Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows), and not afraid to admit it, copy, paste this on your profile.

If you cried when Dobby died (in Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows), copy and paste this into your profile

If you love Harry Potter, copy this into your profile.

If you always mentally make the Sirius "serious" pun whenever somebody says, "I'm serious!" copy and paste this into your profile.

If you read Deathly Hallows in under a week, copy and paste this (Try 10 hours!)

If you think Remus Lupin deserves more cuddles than Jacob Black, copy this to your profile.

If you wanted to punch Remus Lupin in the gut for thinking that he was "too old" for Tonks, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you agree that Tonks is a way better nickname than Dora (as in Nymphadora), copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you agree Pansy Parkinson should be sent to a Dog Kennel, copy and paste this to your profile.

Now more Potterhead love:

I promise to remember Harry

When someone grows up with no love

I promise to remember Ron

When someone is jealous

I promise to remember Hermione

When I meet someone with wisdom beyond their years

I promise to remember James and Lily

when someone dies before their time

I promise to remember Dumbledore

At the thought of the greater good

I promise to “Solemely Swear That I Am Up To No Good”

for Gred, Forge, and Padfoot of course

I promise to remember Moony

And fight for human rights

I promise to remember Snape

When My heart fills with remorse

I promise to remember Narcissa

When I’d do anything for family

I promise to remember Dora Tonks

When someone is hyper

I promise to remember Hedwig,

who lived and died soaring

I promise to remember Percy

When ambition gets the best of me

I promise to be careful

For Moody’s sake, of course

I promise to remember Hagrid

When one is wrongly blamed

I promise to remember Neville

when I stand up for what is right

I promise to remember the Marauders

When a friend says “Call me and I’ll be there.”

Yes I promise that I will

remember Harry Potter

And.. the Sorting Hat song!! :

Oh, you may not think I'm pretty,
But don't judge on what you see,
I'll eat myself if you can find
A smarter hat than me.
You can keep your bowlers black,
Your top hats sleek and tall,
For I'm the Hogwarts Sorting Hat
And I can top them all.
There's nothing hidden in your head
The Sorting Hat can't see,
So try me on and I will tell you
Where you ought to be.
You might belong in Gryffindor,
Where dwell the brave at heart,
Their daring, nerve and chivalry
Set Gryffindors apart;
You might belong in Hufflepuff,
Where they are just and loyal,
Those patient Hufflepuffs are true
And unafraid of toil;
Or yet in wise old Ravenclaw,
If you've a steady mind,
Where those of wit and learning,
Will always find their kind;
Or perhaps in Slytherin
You'll make your real friends,
Those cunning folk use any means
To achieve their ends.
So put me on! Don't be afraid!
And don't get in a flap!
You're in safe hands (though I have none)
For I'm a Thinking Cap!

Im a Gryffinclaw :)

In Remembrance:

In Remembrance to Severus Snape,
A Slytherin who died like a Gryffindor, for his Lily may he have been forgiven in the end,

In Remembrance to Fred Weasley,
Who fought bravely to the very end,
And whose jokes will forever brighten his other half,
And will loyally await his soul mate and brother,
With many jokes,
He's got forever to think of them, right?

In Remembrance to Dobby,
Who was more free and full of love,
Than any elf, and most humans; a truely free elf may he rest in peace!

In Remembrance to Remus J. Lupin,
The last real Marauder,
Who was not just a wonderful father,
An incredible husband and a brave hero,
But an awesome warewolf too,

In Remembrance to Nymphadora Tonks,
Who died for the greater good, leaving behind the second mauraders son,
And would probably hex me for calling her Nymphadora,

In Remembrance to Alastair 'Mad Eye' Moody,
Who's motto 'Constance Vigilance' kept him alive,

In Remembrance to Tom Marvolo Riddle, A.K.A Voldemort,
Who was pretty cool and cute when he was younger,
But who got his ass kicked thoroughly in the end,

In Remembrance to Bellatrix Lestrange,
Because it was awesome how Molly Weasley got her with the Avada Kedavra,
She deserved everything she got in the end,

In Remembrance to Colin Creevey,
Who we really didn't know too well,
But took a lot of pictures and died fighting in the war,
So he must've done something good...
Besides stalking Harry,

In Remembrance to Hedwig,
Harry's first real friend,
Who lived and died soaring in the night sky.

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