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name-... swafflemeister

country of origin- panhandle aka florida

DOB- 3/13/1994

likes- naruto, warhammer, video games, uber porn, yuri, bleach, one piece, kyuubi XD,

non liikes- yaoi, cats, emos, and canada.

somethin funny i read-

K.Y.U.U.B.I. 6.6.6

I have discovered the equation to go over the top in everything!

If:
A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z is represented as:
1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26.

Then:

H-A-R-D-W-O-R-K
8118423151811 = 98 percent
and

K-N-O-W-L-E-D-G-E
11141523125475 = 96 percent

but
A-T-T-I -T-U-D-E
120209202145 = 100 percent

and,

B-U-L-L-S-H-I-T
2211212198920 = 103 percent

AND, look how far ass kissing will take you.

A-S-S-K-I-S-S-I-N-G
1191911919199147 = 118 percent

So, one can conclude with mathematical certainty that while HARDWORK and KNOWLEDGE will get you close, and ATTITUDE will get you there, its really the BULLSHIT and the ASS KISSING that will put you over the top.

this applies to all that i do

Woman was taken out of man – not out of his head, to rule over him; nor out his feet, to be trampled under by him; but out of his side, to be equal to him – under his arm, that he might protect her; and near his heart, that he might love her.

- Unknown

I'm Sorry

I'm sorry
that I bought you roses
to tell you that I like you

I'm sorry
That I was raised with respect
not to sleep with you when you were drunk

I'm sorry
That my body's not ripped enough
to "satisfy" your wants

I'm sorry
that I open your car door,
and pull out your chair like I was raised

I'm sorry
That I'm not cute enough
to be "your guy"

I'm sorry
That I am actually nice;
not a jerk

I'm sorry
I don't have a huge bank account
to buy you expensive things

I'm sorry
I like to spend quality nights at home
cuddling with you, instead of at a club (that is the best part of dating is cuddling!)

I'm sorry
I would rather make love to you then just screw you
like some random guy.

I'm sorry
That I am always the one you need to talk to,
but never good enough to date

I'm sorry
That I always held your hair back when you threw up, and didn't get mad at you for puking in my car,
but when we went out you went home with another guy

I'm sorry
That I am there to pick you up at 4am when your new man hit you and dropped you off in the middle of nowhere,
but not good enough to listen to me when I need a friend

I'm sorry
If I start not being there because it hurts being used as a door mat, only to be thrown to the side when the new jerk comes around

I'm sorry
If I don't answer my phone anymore when you call, to listen to you cry for hours, instead of getting a couple hours of sleep before work

I'm sorry
that you can't realize.. I've been the one all along.

I'm sorry
If you read this and know somebody like this
but don't care

But most of all

I'm sorry
For not being sorry anymore

I'm sorry
That you can't accept me for who I am

I'm sorry
I can never do anything right, and nothing that I do is good
enough to make it in your world.

I'm sorry
I caught your boyfriend with another girl and told you about it, I thought that was what friends were for...

I'm sorry
That I told you I loved you and actually meant it.

I'm sorry
That I talked to you for nine hours on Thanksgiving when your boyfriend was threatening you instead of spending time with my family.

I'm Sorry
That I cared

I'm sorry
that I listen to you at night talking about how you wish you could have done something different.

Ladies always complain and gripe to their friends that there is never any good guys out there, and they always end up with assholes who mistreat them. Well ladies, next time you're complaining, maybe look up to see who you're complaining to, maybe that special someone is right there hanging on your every word as usual, screaming in his head "Why won't you give me a chance?"
Because the person you are usually searching for is right by you.

Who Am I?

I am the boy...that doesn't go to school dances, and when I do go, I sit in a corner and read a book. I am the boy that people look through when I say something. I am the boy that spends most of his free time reading, writing, or doing other activities that most teenagers wouldn't call normal. I am the boy that people call weird, and a freak either behind my back or to my face. I am the boy that doesn't spend all his time on MySpace, or talking about cars, girls or sex to his firends. I am the boy that hasn't been asked out in a year...or ever. I am the boy that has stopped to smell the flowers and jump and slash in the rain.

But I am also the boy who knows and is proud to be who he is, doesn't care if people call him weird (it's a compliment), who loves reading and writing and doing the things that no one seems to have the time to do any more, who can express himself better with words, and knows the importance of the little things.

Copy and paste this to your account, and add your name to the list, if you are anything like me, so the people who are different and unique can know in their weakest times that they are unique, but not alone.The First Kitsukage, The Master Insaniac, Errorx3456

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Land of Heroes by Harbinger Of Kaos reviews
This is my attempt at Halo cross, please respect the fact that i am not entirely familiar with this universe, in which universe Marvel or DC it begins in is entirely up to me and you, so with that said lets begin, there will be strong language and gore.
Crossover - Marvel & Halo - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 15 - Words: 199,161 - Reviews: 485 - Favs: 583 - Follows: 527 - Updated: 4/15 - Published: 12/15/2010 - Master Chief/John-117
Konoha no Tsurugi by Black Overman Xan reviews
Most people don't get a second chance to achieve there dream. But thanks to Bartholomew Kuma gives Zoro a new start. Will Konoha, Land of Fire, or the entire ninja world be the same.
Crossover - Naruto & One Piece - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 17 - Words: 130,382 - Reviews: 401 - Favs: 492 - Follows: 492 - Updated: 4/14 - Published: 5/23/2011 - Zoro
Enemy Returned by Palladius reviews
The Ethereal assault on Earth was foiled by Colonel Jane Shepard. The Temple Ship taken intact, XCOM gained the capability to strike back against the Ethereals. However, Humans weren't the only species the Ethereals had set their sights on. For they were determined to make this cycle different.
Crossover - X-Com & Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Sci-Fi/Family - Chapters: 28 - Words: 130,788 - Reviews: 668 - Favs: 509 - Follows: 603 - Updated: 4/11 - Published: 10/3/2013 - Shepard (F), U. Wrex, Tali'Zorah, Admiral Hackett
Ranma Half Moon by Resop reviews
A pep talk from Minako gives Mizuki the courage to form her own independent idol singer group, but is it merely a front for something more sinister? It's Ranma Half Moon Season 2 ch 13: Daughters of Black - Part 1.
Crossover - Sailor Moon & Ranma - Rated: K - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 140 - Words: 161,638 - Reviews: 266 - Favs: 84 - Follows: 86 - Updated: 4/10 - Published: 10/31/2001
The Ninth Fist by Agurra of the Darkness reviews
Betrayed by the people he vowed to protect Naruto finds himself in a new world with new skills. Searching for a purpose and people who accept him Naruto joins the Infamous Ragnarock, thus leading to the birth of the Ninth Fist.
Crossover - Naruto & Kenichi the Mightiest Disciple - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 16 - Words: 161,060 - Reviews: 1009 - Favs: 1,597 - Follows: 1,373 - Updated: 4/8 - Published: 9/17/2010 - Naruto U., Renka M.
Rise of a Legend: Kanto and Orange Islands by DiscoStu09 reviews
This is the first part in the legendary tale of Ash and Pikachu. They will travel throughout the Kanto region and others in order to achieve their goals to be the best! He will meet incredible new friends, new rivals and gain powerful enemies but with Pikachu and his other Pokemon... he will face it all and more! A smarter and more mature Ash!
Pokémon - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 10 - Words: 61,455 - Reviews: 722 - Favs: 698 - Follows: 646 - Updated: 3/16 - Published: 11/16/2010 - Ash K./Satoshi, Pikachu, Brock/Takeshi, Misty/Kasumi
Council's Folly by Aggammenonn reviews
In the aftermath of the Konoha Crash, Suna's offer of political marriage between Naruto and Temari is accepted by the Konoha Council. Initially forced together, Naruto and Temari quickly grow closer but destiny has many challenges for the couple. Eventual unconventional Temari/Naruto/Ino. First fanfic so early chapters are quite rough. Reviews always appreciated. o7
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 32 - Words: 189,874 - Reviews: 913 - Favs: 1,766 - Follows: 1,930 - Updated: 3/15 - Published: 12/13/2012 - [Naruto U., Temari, Ino Y.]
Through the eyes of a snake by Ginjaa Ninjaa reviews
Naruto is well known for being a Toad summoner. What if though, Naruto Uzumaki became a member of their most hated enemy's clan. Taught by Manda, Naruto does his best to earn the position of Hokage with his brain as well as brawn. Nobody foresaw the changes that this would bring to the elemental nations, not even Naruto himself. Massively edited for a better reading experience.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Family - Chapters: 35 - Words: 316,473 - Reviews: 1008 - Favs: 1,614 - Follows: 1,457 - Updated: 11/17/2013 - Published: 5/14/2011 - [Naruto U., Karin]
Master and Weapon by Obi Shinobi reviews
He is a demon blade forged of shadow and flame, she is a swords-woman trained in the arts of a prestigious clan; he wants to conquer his foes and become Hokage, she just wants to stay by his side. This is their tale.. Naruto/Souleater Xover. Rated M!
Crossover - Naruto & Soul Eater - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 52,621 - Reviews: 220 - Favs: 482 - Follows: 511 - Updated: 9/16/2013 - Published: 11/22/2008 - Naruto U.
Passing the Torch by NeonZangetsu reviews
The flame of life is exitnguished. Passed, to a new generation. With the death of Fire Fist Ace still so fresh in the news, a new legend is born. Just who is this rookie? And why does he have the powers of the Mera Mera no mi? NarutoxHarem, Fluff. Epic!
Crossover - Naruto & One Piece - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 10 - Words: 84,669 - Reviews: 1671 - Favs: 1,428 - Follows: 1,231 - Updated: 9/11/2013 - Published: 6/6/2011 - Naruto U.
Mine by forestvamp231 reviews
I love AVP but I don't think there is enough alien lovin. So, as abnormal as it is, I wanted to make a one-shot about interspecies romance between an alien and a human. Enjoy *So much for oneshot huh?*
Aliens/Predator - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 53,511 - Reviews: 228 - Favs: 258 - Follows: 230 - Updated: 6/25/2013 - Published: 7/8/2011
A Nihilistic Blade in the Hidden World by Ban Moroichi reviews
Betrayed by those he held dear Naruto gives up all he was to become Someone else. Someone more. A Loyal Servant of Aizen Sousuke. upon his death again he returns to the world of the living. As Ulquiorra Schiffer. Ulq/Hina. Props to The Infamous Man!
Crossover - Naruto & Bleach - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 22 - Words: 111,402 - Reviews: 1458 - Favs: 2,106 - Follows: 1,832 - Updated: 10/26/2012 - Published: 12/28/2010 - Naruto U., Ulquiorra
Pirate Uzumaki by spriterx reviews
Naruto lost his battle with Pein, but is giving another chance in the One Piece world.
Crossover - Naruto & One Piece - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 21 - Words: 104,085 - Reviews: 973 - Favs: 1,882 - Follows: 1,521 - Updated: 10/14/2012 - Published: 11/18/2009 - Naruto U., Boa Hancock
Justice League: Spartan Alliance by Freedom Guard reviews
Here we are...the second of my new Halo crossover ideas...and like before will not be updated as frequently. I'll leave it here and see how it fairs against the others okay? No planned pairings as of yet, will change when decision is made. Story is now on Ice, updating all NON Halo stories is priority one.
Crossover - Halo & Justice League - Rated: M - English - Sci-Fi/Adventure - Chapters: 15 - Words: 189,881 - Reviews: 495 - Favs: 580 - Follows: 459 - Updated: 9/3/2012 - Published: 1/23/2011 - Master Chief/John-117
Konoha's Legion, Naruto: The One and The Many by Fan of Fanfics reviews
After falling off the bridge in Wave, Naruto enters the Matrix. Now, with a group of programs called Exiles, the Architect, The Oracle, Neo, and renegade Agent Smith residing in his mind, he will bring the machines back to their former glory, his way.
Crossover - Matrix & Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 5 - Words: 12,156 - Reviews: 171 - Favs: 570 - Follows: 549 - Updated: 8/16/2012 - Published: 5/7/2010 - Naruto U.
Blind Them, Kazuki! by Acolyte of Truth reviews
A boy, his death a mystery, found by two sisters. A blade, its orgins unknown. Naruto vowes to make Rukongai an equal and peaceful place, with or without the shinigamis' help. Watch him inspire hope in the weak, the mifortunate, anyone! Nar/KotetsuSisters
Crossover - Naruto & Bleach - Rated: M - English - Supernatural/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 9,357 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 228 - Follows: 265 - Updated: 4/16/2012 - Published: 11/20/2010 - Naruto U., Isane K.
Foundling by MissCHSparkles reviews
When seven year old Harry Potter is lost by his nelgectful aunt, he is found by non other than our favaorite Potions Master. So follows is a story of two lonely people finding something they never thought they could, love. Rated T to be safe.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 21 - Words: 46,669 - Reviews: 604 - Favs: 887 - Follows: 1,344 - Updated: 10/31/2011 - Published: 12/2/2009 - Harry P., Severus S.
Master of the Iron Puppet by Dragon Master Naruto 003 reviews
Finding an underground compound in Konoha and Sasori's lost hideout on a trip to Suna, Naruto tries to become a puppet master. With an attack on his 8th b-day, Naruto becomes cold to everyone. Watch as he rises up as the 1st Iron Puppet Master ever.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 19,604 - Reviews: 64 - Favs: 301 - Follows: 267 - Updated: 9/23/2011 - Published: 5/19/2011 - Naruto U.
The World Will Know Me by JazzyJ09 reviews
AU, After eating the Chi Chi no Mi how will Luffy be changed with these new powers, watch as he sets sail to chase after his dream. Better summary inside. Please R&R and enjoy.
One Piece - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 12 - Words: 52,161 - Reviews: 88 - Favs: 217 - Follows: 181 - Updated: 9/22/2011 - Published: 1/8/2011 - Luffy
The Poseidon – The Worlds Most Wanted Pirate by joshnaruto reviews
Poseidon - a name given to a man of legends. After vanishing from the face of the earth for 32 years, he reappears. His very presence back in the world will shake its very foundations as we know it! Naru/Harem
Crossover - Naruto & One Piece - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 43,500 - Reviews: 160 - Favs: 807 - Follows: 675 - Updated: 8/20/2011 - Published: 8/6/2011 - Naruto U.
Rise of the Lycans by whitetigerwolf reviews
Harry and Hermione are bitten by werewolf Remus at the end of third year, but a soul-bond at the same time changes them, turning them into somthing new, lycans. Harry/Hermione/Daphne Harry/multi M for lemons, language, and adult situations
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 17,386 - Reviews: 568 - Favs: 1,614 - Follows: 1,861 - Updated: 8/8/2011 - Published: 2/4/2011 - Harry P., Hermione G.
Konoha's White Streak by reighost reviews
While looking for a way to defeat Madara Naruto accidentally sends himself back in time and wakes up looking like a younger clone of Jiraiya in a time where the Third Shinobi World War is still going strong.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 164 - Reviews: 954 - Favs: 2,298 - Follows: 2,328 - Updated: 5/20/2011 - Published: 7/10/2010 - Naruto U.
Konoha's BlackWinged Demon by holyfoxboy reviews
On the night of the Kyuubi's attack the fox's soul in sealed in Naruto's sister. 7 years later being cold and indifferent person he finds a sword that grants him powers to rival some of the legandary Bijuu. Parings undecided
Crossover - Naruto & Bleach - Rated: M - English - Fantasy - Chapters: 5 - Words: 19,224 - Reviews: 372 - Favs: 1,251 - Follows: 1,102 - Updated: 3/31/2011 - Published: 5/29/2010 - Naruto U.
Naruto: Ninja of Eternity by Damnedlight reviews
After being imprisoned in limbo for a countless period of time and accidentally escaping through Thalia's Tree, Naruto awakens to find himself caught in a war between the Gods and the Titans perhaps, changing the very course of history. Forever.
Crossover - Naruto & Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 6 - Words: 11,440 - Reviews: 279 - Favs: 471 - Follows: 507 - Updated: 2/11/2011 - Published: 9/21/2010 - Naruto U., Percy J.
HTF and Naruto TRUTH or DARE! by Kitsunegirl693 reviews
My two favorite T.V. shows Happy Tree Friends and Naruto. What can I say? WARNING: My contain randomness, cursing, and gore.
Crossover - Naruto & Happy Tree Friends - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 8,769 - Reviews: 69 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 11/24/2010 - Published: 10/12/2010
Transfromation Jutsu, NANI? by Trixy Fox reviews
During the fight with Shukaku, one of Naruto's jutsus goes haywire leaving him stranded in a new body. Kyuubi is laughing evilly and Sasuke is going to need a new pair of pants. Rate T for language and violent scenes. No romance pairings planed!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Suspense - Chapters: 3 - Words: 14,829 - Reviews: 109 - Favs: 200 - Follows: 194 - Updated: 2/12/2008 - Published: 9/12/2007 - Naruto U., Kyuubi/Kurama