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Hey! My names Nighte, I'm scene, crazy in love with Jasper, my hair, and adrenalin rushes! If you want to chat p.m. me whenever! I'm always up. If you read my stories and expect regular updates then your Shit Outta Luck! Sorry but I update when i feel like it, so DEAL WITH IT!I am 15 years old and born on October 3. When i am not staying up all night reading fanfiction i am hangin' out with my buds "riana" and "Bai- Bai", drawing, painting, watching youtube, and/or watching my twilight movies while counting the days till Stephanie Meyer opens her eyes and realizes bella belongs with a certain Texan hot as heck vampire named Jasper! My fave colors are white, black, gray, brown, and purple. F.Y.I. one of the reasons i am unconditionally in love with jasper is because i am a Texan gal myself. I hope that helped you understand a little more about me! Here's my quizazz profile-

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Outfits- I finally found you but now I don't want you

chapter 1-

Things you'd never guess about me:

1. I look a lot older then I am like I'm 15 now and i can pass as 18 and 19 and ever since i was 12 people thought i was 14, 15, and 16 :)

2. I'd rather date someone older and more mature than me than to date a guy my age. They're imature little shitheads,

3. I'm shy. I'm quiet and reserved. I don't speak unless directly spoken to and wont go out of my way to start a conversation unless i consider them a friend.

4. My Papa was my best friend up til the moment he died. He was my confident and my most treasured person. I felt lost when he died. I'm still struggling over his death i was only 8 years old.

5. I hate any signs of affection. I don't like being kissed anywhere (Even on the check), i feel awkward when hugged. I just don't see the point of such intimacy.

6. I chuck a fit when a nail breaks, chips, cracks. When one breaks (Especially if it's your fault), run away.

7. I love salsa and latin dancing. I just don't do it often.

8. I've fiddled around with the thought of joining the army (Like my sister) for a few years, but i always change my mind because i want to be an actress more.

9. I punched a boy during a religious mass. Oops...

10. I pick my friends carefully. A person has to prove themselves before they're considered a friend.

11. My eyes change colour.

12. I REFUSE to write in MSN writing. I cannot understand it and makes you look like an illiterate dumb arse.

13. I love the 18th-19th centuries for reasons i cannot fathom. My guess is that i had a past life there and it was my favourite.

14. I walk into things right in front of me... Or as i like to look at it as them blocking my way.

15. I love the story of King Charles II of Spain, he truely (Even though retarded in every shape and form) loved his wife vice versa. Makes me smile and cry at their very unhappy ending :'(

16. I refuse to believe in the Christian God, i would believe in pigs flying before him. I am a big believer in spirituality though.

17. If i ever have children they're names would be: Izzy Elaine - Girl, Jake Rath - Boy.

18. I read MLIA when i'm down in the dumps. I question the stupidity of our generation. I sigh and shake my head more times then i can count. There is a thin line between immaturity and stupidity.

19. I slept with a teddy bear, Illme, for the better part of my life. He is wearing babyborn clothes to stop him from falling apart. I can no loner sleep with him D:

20. I did archary for a while but quit because my aim was so horrible i thought i'd end up putting an arrow in someones butt... I've since learned i'm short sighted.

21. I'm selfish and not the nicest person. In fact, very few people can tolerate me and those people are the ones who i actually like and show them my nice side.

22. I'm am obsessed with Twilight. More specifically Jasper - if he were real, i'd marry him. When I was 12 my friend and I came up with a Christmas parody here goes "Jingle Bells, Potter smells, Hermione ran away! Dumbledore cries and Harry dies, Twilight all the way! TEAM JASPER! Yes i halved loved him since I was 10 ;D

23. I like Pop

24. I've never been in love. ( I dated one guy and he was a jack-ass and wrote he loved my best friend Brianna in his notebook. Since him I have dated only a few guys.)

25. I've lit biscuits on fire - quite literally ovens are dangerous

26. I am seriously obsesed with Jasper Whitlock, not Hale but Whitlock. Jasper Hale is an ass.

27. I rarely sleep and live on a diet of mostly turkey meat, popcorn, junk food and "DeePee", "DP", or "Dr. Peper"

28. I love Pocahontas

29. I am probably the only person under 18 in the world who still has and watches video cassettes

30. I can run really fast if I'm not tired and have run in ten 5k's

31. I cut and have since I was 12 :'(

Authors I'm obbsesed with- :)





Awesome Saucee108-31-2011




Catriona Faolan2007-31-2011


Jaspers Black Widow607-17-2011








Violent Pixi1708-17-2011


XxX Fleur-Delacour XxX4708-16-2011

Fave twilight pairs-





best storries ever, seriously read them!!!!!!! they make me sooooooooooooooooooooooooo happy!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Amor Prohibido ecaniaga

Bella's Journal Alice Cullens

Carnal Desires LunarEclispe1

My Blue, Human, Eyes Violent Pixi

Queen Of The Damned Jaspers Black Widow

The La Push Pack

Uh Oh!

You have been diagnosed
with Obsessive Cullen
Disorder put this on your
profile if you have it too.

Sorry! I didn't mean to stalk the Cullens!

Random sayings that remind me of me or that I agree with;

Never take life seriously. No one gets out alive anyway.

If you can't beat them, join them.

Don't get mad...Get even.

If you knew what you were doing you'd probably be bored.

If you don't care where you are, then you ain't lost.

Not only do I fall down stairs, I trip up them as well - now that takes talent.

He says I love you, I sneezed and said "Sorry I'm allergic to bullshit."

I used to be normal until I met those losers I call my friends.

I'm the kind of girl that walks into a chair and apologizes.

Lead me not into temptation. I can find it myself.

She's my best friend. You break her heart I break your face.

I'd rather be hated for who I am than loved for who I'm not.

A good friend lets you dance with your boyfriend, a best friend yells at him and screams "NO SHE'S MINE."

Best friends don't let you do stupid things...alone.

I'm the type of girl who will burst out laughing in dead silence over something that happened a year ago.

I have lots of ideas. Trouble is most of them suck.

Heaven doesn't want me and hell's afraid I'll take over.

Say to a boy: Yes, I hit like a girl. You could too if you hit a bit harder.

Don't knock on death's door. Ring the bell and run. He hates that.

If payback's a bitch and revenge is sweet then im the sweetest bitch you'll ever meet.

I'm not clumsy! The floor just hates me.

Don'y play games with a girl who can play better.

Anyone can give up. It's the easiest thing in the world to do. But to hold it all together when everyone else would understand if you fell apart, that is true strength.

Be insane... because well behaved girls never made history.

Friends/Best Friends

Friends: Will comfort you when he rejects you

Best Friends: Will go up and ask him, "It's because you're gay, isn't it?"

Friends: Will be there for you when he breaks your heart

Best Friends: Will call him up and whisper, "Seven days..."

Friends: Will help you up when you fall

Best Friends: Keeps on walking saying, "Walk much, Dumb ass?"

Friends: Helps you find your prince

Besat Friends: Kidnaps him and brings him to you

Friends: Will ask you if you're ok when you're crying

Best Friends: Already have the shovelto berry the body of the person who made you cry

Friends: Will pass you a soda

Best Friends: Will dump theirs on you

Friends: Will help you learn to drive

Best Friends: Will help you roll the car into the lake so you can collect insurance

Friends: Gives you their umbrella in the rain

Best Friends: Takes yours and runs

Friends: Will help you move

Best Friends: Will help you move the bodies

Friends: Will hide you from the cops

Best Friends: Are probably the reason they're after you in the first place

Friends: Will bail you out of jail

Best Friends: Would be in the cell with you saying, "That was awsome! Let's do it again!"

Friends: Never ask for anything to eat or drink

Best Friends: Are the reason you have no food

Friends: Will help you find your way when you're lost

Best Friends: Will be the one messing with your compass, stealing your map and giving you bad directions

Friends: Asks you to write down your number

Best Friends: Has you on speed dial

Friends: Borrows your stuff for a few days and then gives it back

Best Friends: Loses you stuff and says, "My's a tissue"

Friends: Only know a few things about you

Best Friends: Could write a very embarrassing biography on you life...

Friends: Would knock on your front door

Best Friends: Would walk right in and say, "I'M HOME!"

Friends: You have to tell them not to tell anyone

Best Friends: Already know not to tell

Friends: Are only through school/college

Best Friends: Are for life

Friends: Will be there to take your drink away from you when they think you've had enough

Best Friend: Will looke at look at you stumbling all over the place & say, "Girl drink the rest of that! You know we don't waste"

Friends: Would ignore this

Best Friends: Will re-post this shit

Cheesy chat up lines:

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put I and U together

Response: Oh really, because if I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put F and U together

Did it hurt when you fell from heaven?

Response: did it hurt when they kicked you out of hell??

Where have you been all my life?

Response: Hiding from the hell did you find me?

I would die for you...

Response: Prove it!

I'm all you've got good lookin'

Response: then I must be struggling

Haven't I seen you someplace before?

Response: Yeah, that's why I don't go there anymore

So what do you do for a living?

Response: Female impersonator

Is this seat empty?

Response: Yes, and this one will be too if you sit down

So, wanna go back to my place?

Response: Well, I don't know. Will two people fit under a rock?

I'd like to call you. What's your number?

Response: It's in the phone book

But I don't know your name.

Response: That's in the phone book too

What's your sign?

Response: No Parking!

I know how to please a woman

Response: Then please leave me alone

Haven't we met before?

Response: Yes, I'm the receptionist at the V.D. Clinic

I want to give myself to you

Response: Sorry, I don't accept cheap gifts

I can tell that you want me

Response: Ohhhh. You're so right. I want you... to leave

Hey, baby, What's your sign?

Response: Stop

Hey cutie, how 'bout you and I hitting the hot spots?

Response: Sorry, I don't date outside my species

May I see you pretty soon?

Response: Why? Don't you think I'm pretty now?

Your body is like a temple.

Response: Sorry, there are no services today.

I'd go through anything for you

Response: Good! Let's start with your bank account

I would go to the end of the world for you

Response: Yes, but would you stay there?

Your place or mine?

Response: Both. You go to yours and I'll go to mine.

After hearing a chat up line: I like your approach, now let's see your departure.

If you are looking at a girl and she says "What are you looking at?" say "I thought you were good looking, but I was mistaken."

Does beauty run in your family?

Response: It obviously doesn't in yours!

What's your name sexy?

Response: Taken!

Do you believe in love at first sight or do you want me to walk by again?

Response: Yeah, but this time don't stop!

I think you're the best looking girl in here

Response: Really? Well, I'd better go find the best looking guy then, hadn't I!

Can I buy you a drink?

Response: No, just give me the money.

You look like a dream.

Response: Go back to sleep

Whats it like being the most beautiful girl in the bar?

Response: Whats it like being the biggest liar in the world?

I looked up beautiful in the thesaurus today and your name was included

Response: Thanks! Hey, I saw your name next to jerk

Her name was Aurora
She was only five
This is what happened
When she was alive

Her dad was a drunk
Her mom was an addict
Her parents kept her
Locked in an attic

Her only friend
was a little toy bear
It was old and worn out
And had patches of hair

She always talked to it
When no one's around
She lays there and hugs it
Not a peep of sound

Until her parents
unlock the door
Some more and more pain
She'll have to endore

A bruise on her leg
A scar on her face
Why would she be
In such a horrible place?

But she grabs her bear
And softly cries
She loves her parents
But they want her to die

She sits in the corner
Quiet but thinking,
" God, why? Why is
My life always sinking? "

Such a bad life
For a sad little kid
She'd get beaten and beaten
For anything she did

Then one night
Her mom came home high
The poor child was hit and slapped
As hours went by

Then her mom suddenly
Grabbed for a blade
It was sharp and pointy
One that she made

She thrust the blade
Right into her chest,
" You deserve to die
You worthless pest! "

The mom walked out
Leaving the girl slowly dying
She grabbed her bear
And again started crying

Police showed up
At the small little house
They quickly barged in
Everything was as quiet as a mouse

One officer slowly
Opened a door
To find the sad little girl
Lying on the floor

It must have been bad
To go through so much harm
But at least she died
With her best friend in her arm

If you hate child abuse, post this on your profile!!

This is Bunny. Copy and paste him onto your profile to help him gain world domination

This is a story about a little girl that was abused. If you care at all, copy and paste this into your profile:

My name is Sarah
I am but three,
My eyes are swollen
I cannot see,
I must be stupid
I must be bad,
What else could have made
My daddy so mad?
I wish I were better
I wish I weren't ugly,
Then maybe my mommy
Would still want to hug me.
I can't speak at all
I can't do a wrong
Or else I'm locked up
All the day long
When I awake I'm all alone
The house is dark
My folks aren't home.
When my mommy does come
I'll try and be nice,
So maybe I'll get just
One whipping tonight
Don't make a sound!
I just heard a car
My daddy is back
From Charlie's Bar.
I hear him curse
My name he calls
I press myself
Against the wall.
I try and hide
From his evil eyes
I'm so afraid now
I'm starting to cry.
He finds me weeping
He shouts ugly words,
He says its my fault
That he suffers at work.
He slaps me and hits me
And yells at me more,
I finally get free
And I run for the door.
He's already locked it
And I start to bawl,
He takes me and throws me
Against the hard wall.
I fall to the floor
With my bones nearly broken,
And my daddy continues
With more bad words spoken.
"I'm sorry!", I scream
But its now much too late
His face has been twisted
Into unimaginable hate.
The hurt and the pain
Again and again
Oh please God, have mercy!
Oh please let it end!
And he finally stops
And heads for the door,
While I lay there motionless
Sprawled on the floor.
My name is Sarah
And I am but three,
Tonight my daddy,
Murdered me.

And you can help sickens me to the soul
Because you must be one cruel person if you can help
Yet you don't
So please, if you are against Child Abuse, re-post this on to your profile!!

A girl and guy were speeding over 100mph on a motorcycle

Girl: Slow down, I'm scared!

Guy: No, this is fun.

Girl: No, it's not. Please, I'm scared.

Guy: Then tell me you love me.

Girl: I love you, now slow down!

Guy: Now give me a big hug.

She gives him a big hug

Guy:Can you take off my helmet and put it on yourself, it's bothering me.

In the newspaper the next day, a motorcycle had crashed into a building because of break failure. Two people were on it and only one survived. The truth was that halfway down the road, the guy realized his break wasn't working but he didn't want the girl to know. Instead he had her hug him and tell him one last time that she loved him. Then he had her put on his helmet so that she would live even if he died. Copy this onto your profile if you would do the same thing for someone you love.

Twilight Oath

I promise to remember Bella
Each time I carelessly fall down
And I promise to remember Edward
Whenever I visit a small town
I promise to obey traffic laws
Of course for Charlie's sake
And whenever a wolf howls,
I promise to remember Jake
I promise to remember Carlisle
When ever I am in the Emergency Room
And I promise to remember Emmett
Every time there's a huge boom
I promise to remember Rose
Whenever I see someone that holds pure beauty
And I promise to remember Alice
When I'm at a mall and a cute outfit spots me
I promise to remember Nessie
When I see that beautiful curly hair
And I promise to remember Esme
When someone tells me they care
I promise to remember Jasper
Whenever my emotions are unfurled
And I promise to remember the Volturi
When someone speaks of dominating the world
Yes I promise to love Twilight
Wherever I may go
So that all may see my obsession
Because I know what the Twilighters know

I'm into THEATER & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual

I'm BI, so I MUST think every girl I see is hot

I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth

I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive

I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash (Jasper is to. Gotta love Texas "Don't mess with Texas!")

I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch (I kinda am lol!)

I SUCK MY OWN BLOOD FROM WOUNDS, so I MUST have a vampire fetish (a little ;)

I LIKE TO BE MYSELF, so I MUST be cocky and arrogant

I LOVE ANIMALS, so I MUST be a vegetarian ((haha, well, I am...))

I'm a MUSICIAN, so I MUST not be doing anything with my life

I have GOOD GRADES, so I MUST be a nerd or suck-up ((again, kinda am :))

I'm DIFFERENT, so I MUST just want attention

I'm an ACTOR/ACTRESS, so I MUST be mean

I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a stupid ditz (kinda am my 'rentals think i am on drugs lol jk, jk)

I HAVE A LOT OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be dating them all ((Only had one boyfriend, people, and we're still going))

I'm PUNK, so I MUST slit my wrists

I'm IRISH, so I MUST be an alcoholic

I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore with a jock boyfriend{was one lol for 4 years}

I'm AMERICAN, so I MUST be an overweight pig with no boundaries

I'm a GIRL, so I MUST suck at all guy sports

I like CATS, so I MUST dance like a cat in my spare time (How the crap do you DANCE like a cat?? And I'm allergic so I can't be around them))

I'm a TEENAGER, so I MUST be rebellious

I'm NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser (Psh, more like super-awesome)

I DON'T HAVE A RELIGION, so I MUST not have morals

I'm a DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible

I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay

I'm a DANCER, so I MUST be stupid, stuck up, and a whore (Is that SERIOUSLY what people think of dancers?! Losers...)

I'm ALWAYS SMILING AND LAUGHING, so I MUST have a great life ((Umm...yeah...NO!!))

I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS, so I MUST be looking for attention

I HANG OUT WITH GAYS, so I MUST be gay too (come on gotta love the gays :) )


I like to READ, so I MUST be a nerd

I get BAD GRADES, so I MUST be a slacker who doesn't try

I READ SLASH/INCEST, so I MUST have sex with my family.

I like to be ALONE, so I MUST have no friends.

I am POLITE to TEACHERS, so I MUST be a teacher's pet

I'm a GOOD LIAR, so I MUST be an actor/actress

Stop stereotypes! Copy this list into your profile and add any more that you can think of.

1.) Do not use an axe to kill a fly on your friends' head.

2.) Most people are only alive because it is illegal to shoot them.

3.) When other little girls wanted to be ballerinas, I kinda wanted to be a VAMPIRE.

4.) Vampires vs. Werewolves...It's kinda like pirates vs ninjas, but cooler.

5.) Whose cruel idea was it for the word 'lisp' to have an 's' in it?

6.) Have you ever noticed that if you rearranged the letters in 'mother in law', they come out to 'Woman Hitler'?

7.) If corn oil is made from corn, where do we get baby oil from?

8.) "Wal-Mart, do they like, sell walls there?" - Paris Hilton

9.) "Whoever said nothing is impossible, never tried to slam a revolving door,"- Unknown

10.) "A computer once beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kick boxing." – Unknown

11.) "Everyone is entitled to their own opinion. It's just that yours is stupid." – Unknown

12.) "He who laughs last didn't get it." – Unknown

13.) Firefighter: At one point we decided to fight fire with fire... Well...basically... your house burned even faster.

14.) Oh god! They took my freaking kidney!

15.) When I was younger, my parents encouraged me to walk and talk. Now, all they want me to do is sit down and shut up!

16.) I ran into my ex the other day, then I put the car in reverse and ran over him again.

17.) There are three kinds of people in the world; ones that can count and ones that can't count.

18.) Too often, we lose sight of life's simple pleasures. Remember, when someone annoys you it takes 42 muscles in your face to frown, BUT it only takes 4 muscles to extend your arm and slap that jerk upside the head

19.) "Some people are like Slinkies. They're really good for nothing. But they still really bring a smile to your face when you push them down a flight of stairs."

20.) Apparently 1 in 5 people in the world are Chinese. And there are five people in my family so it must be one of them. Either it's my mom or my dad. Or my older brother Collin. Or my other brother Ho-Chan-Chu. I think it's Collin.

21.) Friends will always be like "well you deserve better" but best friends will be prank calling him saying "you will die in seven days"

22.) You cry, I cry, you laugh, I laugh, you fall off a cliff, I laugh even harder

23.) They say guns don't kill people, people kill people, but honestly i think guns have something to do with it because if someone just stood there and said "bang," i don't think many people would be dead...

24.) I'm the kind of person that walks into a door and apologizes.

25.) Everyone has a wild side-me and my friends just prefer to make them public

26.) Guns don't kill people. I do.

27.) A stranger stabs you in the front; a friend stabs you in the back; a boyfriend stabs you in the heart, but best friends only poke each other with straws.

28.) He who stands on a windowsill to see how far out he can lean without falling is a moron.

29.) My imaginary friend doesn't like you either.

30.) flying is simple. You just throw yourself at the ground and miss.

31.) Taste the rainbow- Eat CRAYONS

32.) The secret to creativity is knowing how to hide your sources.

33.) The spontaneous rally will begin at 1:45.

34.) Assassinations is an extreme form of censorship.

35.) You say I'm not cool. But cool is another word for cold. If I'm not cold, I'm hot. I know I'm hot. Thanks for embracing it.

36.) I'll be rich and famous when I invent something that will stab people over the internet

37.) I was gifted, but the psychiatrist took away my powers.

38.) I've got ADD and magic markers. Oh the fun I will have

39.) Somebody needs a Happy Meal.

40.) Did you just call me a bch? Because a bitch is a dog. Dogs bark. Bark is on trees. Trees are a part of nature. And nature is beautiful. I know I'm beautiful! Thanks for the complement.

41.) So, you're a cannibal.

42.) Please Note: CHRISTMAS IS CANCELED Apparently you told Santa that you have been good this year...he died laughing.

43.) AV is Addicted to Vampires

44.) There's nothing wrong with arguing with yourself. It's when you argue with yourself and LOSE when it's weird.

45.) 'It's always in the last place you look' Well DUR! Because you stop looking after you find it! HELLO!

46.) I understand that Scissors can beat Paper, and I get how Rock can beat Scissors, but there's no way Paper can beat Rock. Is Paper supposed to magically wrap around Rock leaving it immobile? If so, why can't paper do this to scissors? Screw scissors, why can't paper do this to people? Why aren't sheets of college ruled notebook paper constantly suffocating students as they attempt to take notes in class? I'll tell you why, because paper can't beat anybody, a rock would tear that crap up in two seconds. When I play rock/ paper/ scissors, I always choose rock. Then when somebody claims to have beaten me with their paper I can punch them in the face with my ready made fist and say, oh, I'm sorry, I thought paper would protect you.

47.) Although, chainsaw beats scissors, paper, AND rock!

48.) I am going to put an end to my procrastination problem. . . Tomorrow

49.) Shut up voices! Or I'll poke you with a Q-tip again

50.) To put it nicely, I hope you choke

51.) It's you and me versus the world...we attack at dawn

52.) I'm not insensitive, I just don't care

53.) If Tylenol, Duct Tape, & a Band Aid can't fix it, you have a serious problem.

54.) The evil gnomes poked me in the bum wit a stick.

55.) Would you like a cookie? So would I.

56.) You don't have to be faster than the bear, you just have to be faster than the slowest guy running from the bear.

57.) Well the voices and I took a vote. It's unanimous; you suck.

58.) A day without sunshine is like... night.

59.) A rejected invention:Instant water! just add water!

60.) Don't ever attempt a staring contest with a brick wall, they cheat a lot

61.) Don't make me mad...I'm known to bite at random!!

62.) Don't walk in my footsteps. I walk into walls.

63.) I am nobody. Nobody is perfect. Therefore, I am perfect!

64.) I do what cheerios tell me.

65.) I put the 'fun' in 'dysfunctional'.

66.) I'm hearing voices in my head and they don't like you! (haha just like Edward Cullen!! )

67.) I'm knocking on heavens door.. voice in back round: Knocking? You very nearly broke the bloody thing down!! me: That wasnt my fault!! It was poor constrution... I SWEAR!! Dont look at me like that...

68.) If you wish on a falling star it might come true... Unless it's a meteor hurdling to earth... Then no wishes come true... Unless your wish was to be killed a meteor hurdling to earth.

69.) My Braces Are Stuck To The Carpet...

70.) Someday my prince will come he just took a wrong turn, got lost, and is to stubborn to ask for directions.

71.) Emmett's the strongest, Edward's the fastest, But Jasper can sit alone in a corner and still make people jealous.

72.) there's this thing called retarded-ness and me and my freinds, well...We've gone pro.

73.) 'C' is for cookie!

Girl: Do I Ever Cross Your Mind?
Boy: No
Girl: Do You Like Me?
Boy: Not Really.
Girl: Do You Want Me?
Boy: No.
Girl: Would You Cry If I Left?
Boy: No.
Girl: Would You Live For Me?
Boy: No.
Girl: Would You Do Anything For Me?
Boy: No.
Girl: Choose- Me Or Your Life.
Boy: My Life.
The Girl Runs Away In Shock And Pain And The Boy Runs After Her And Says:
The Reason You Never Cross My Mind Is Because Your Always On My Mind
The Reason I Dont Like You Is Because I Love You
The Reason I Dont Want You Is Because I Need You
The Reason I Wouldnt Cry If You Left Is Because I Would Die If You Left
The Reason I Wouldnt Live For You Is Because I Would Die For You
The Reason Im Not Willing To Do Anything For You Is Because I Would Do Everything For You
The Reason I Choose My Life Is Because You Are My Life!
(I found that really sweet!) lol

Girl: Talk to her!
Boy: I don't know. She won't ever like me.
Girl: Don't say that. You're amazing.
Boy: I just want her to know how I feel.
Girl: Then tell her.
Boy: She won't like me...
Girl: How do you know that?
Boy: I can just tell.
Girl: Well just tell her.
Boy: What should I say?
Girl: Tell her how much you like her!
Boy: I tell her that daily.
Girl: What do you mean?
Boy: I'm always with her. I love her.
Girl: I know how you feel. I have the same problem, but he'll
never like me...
Boy: Wait. Who do you like?
Girl: Oh some boy.
Boy: Oh... she won't like me either
Girl: She does.
Boy: How do you know..?
Girl: Because, who wouldn't like you?
Boy: You.
Girl: You're right, I dont like you, I love you
Boy: I love you too.
Girl: So are you going to talk to her?
Boy: I just did.


Your Break somethin - You fix it!

You open the door - You close it.

You ruin my work - I'll ruin Yours.

You hurt me phisically - I will get revenge.

You hurt me emotionly - You'll regret it.

You move my stuff - I move it back.

You Call my stuff - I'll call Yours.

You touch my phone - I will prank call you for like ever!

You steal my headphones - I'll steal your music.

You call my friends - I'll call You and your mates.

You ignore me - I ignore You.

You laught at me - I having a laughing fit at you.


You Help me - I say thankyou.

You make me happy - I'll cheer you up when your sad.

You put your arm around me while I cry - I'll put my arm around you when you cry.

You hug me - I'll hug you back.

You shout my name - I'll shout yours.

You smile at me - I smile at you.

When you want me - I'm a phone call away.

You ask for money - I'll give it you, If you pay me back!

You ask for help - Fuck Off Do it your self!


(This next part just makes you (well, it makes me) want to say "AW!" and nod my head in agreement...)

Find the guy that calls you beautiful instead of hot,

who calls you back when you hang up on him,

who'll lay under the stars for hours and listen to your heart beat.

Or will stay awake just to watch you sleep.

Wait for the guy that kisses your forehead,

who keeps your picture in his wallet,

who wants to show you off to the world even when your in sweatpants,

who holds your hand in front of all his friends,

who thinks your beautiful without makeup,

one who is constantly telling you of how much he cares and how is lucky to have you,

THE one who turns to his friends and says THAT'S HER!

10 Commandments of a Teenager

1) Thou shall not sneak out when parents are sleeping.
(why wait that long)
2) Thou shall not do drugs.
(alcohol lasts longer, not to mention being cheaper.)
3) Thou shall not steal from K-Mart.
(Walmart has a bigger selection)
4) Thou shall not be arrested for vandalism.
(destruction has a bigger effect, I can tell you all about this)
5) Thou shall not steal from your parents.
(everyone knows grandma has more money)
6) Thou shall not get into fights.
(Cat fight anyhow...just start them.)
7) Thou shall not skip class.
(just take the whole day off)
8) Thou shall not strip in class.
(Hooters pays more)
9) Thou shall not think about having sex.
(like Nike says, "just do it")
10) Thou shall not help old ladies across the street.
(just leave'm in the middle)

If you have ever just wanted to SLAP someone, copy this onto your profile.
I don't suffer from insanity, I enjoy every minute of it
If you're hyper, like being hyper, and are hyper all the time, COPY THIS INTO YOUR PROFILE!
Don't you hate how your always expected to forgive and forget?
The world is going to hell and I am driving the bus
Normal people worry me
Dream as if you'll live forever, live as if you'll die tomorrow
Don't take life to seriously, no one gets out alive anyways
I'm the type of person that walks into chairs and says sorry
You're a great freind, but if zombies are chasing us, i'm triping you
I dream of a better world where chickens can cross the road without having their motives questioned
I'm not crazy, you're just more sane than i am
I used up all my sick i called in dead

it's your turn to spread the stupidity copy and paste this into your profile! XD

I went to a party, Mom,
and remembered what you said.
You told me not to drink, Mom
so I had a sprite instead.

I felt proud of myself,
the way you said I would,
that I didn't drink and drive,
though some friends said I should.

I made a healthy choice,
and your advice to me was right
as the party finally ended,
and the kids drove out of sight.

I got into my car,
sure to get home in one piece,
I never knew what was coming, Mom
something I expected least.

Now I'm lying on the pavement,
And I hear the policeman say,
'The kid that caused this wreck was
drunk, '
Mom, His voice seems far away.

My own blood's all around me,
as I try hard not to cry.
I can hear the paramedic say,
'This girl is going to die.'

I'm sure the guy had no idea,
while he was flying high,
because he chose to drink and drive,
now I would have to die.

So why do people do it, Mom
Knowing that it ruins lives?
And now the pain is cutting me,
like a hundred stabbing knives.

Tell sister not to be afraid, Mom
tell daddy to be brave,
and when I go to heaven,
put 'Daddy's Girl' on my grave.

Someone should have taught him,
that its wrong to drink and drive.
Maybe if his parents had,
I'd still be alive.

My breath is getting shorter, Mom
I'm getting really scared.
These are my final moments,
and I'm so unprepared.

I wish that you could hold me Mom,
as I lie here and die.
I wish that I could say I love you, Mom
So I love you and goodbye.

bye y'all.

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Sometimes, Dreams Can Come True by katandjasper reviews
Bella never falls in love with Edward. She is 19 years old, and she has been running for almost 10 years. Who is she running from, Maria. She ends up running right into Jasper's arms. Not really good with summaries.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 50 - Words: 305,108 - Reviews: 1332 - Favs: 1,101 - Follows: 586 - Updated: 7/11/2016 - Published: 12/19/2010 - Jasper, Bella - Complete
Only Time Will Tell by pegasus5406 reviews
This story starts out in the 1800's its a story of love sadness and drama,It is a Jasper and Bella story that leads from the 1800's to now days, come join me in this story find out how Isabella winds up on the Cullens doorstep after 150 years, rated m.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 16 - Words: 83,883 - Reviews: 228 - Favs: 316 - Follows: 189 - Updated: 11/15/2012 - Published: 11/14/2011 - Jasper, Bella
Carnal Desires by Luna Luce reviews
Summary: Edward and the rest of the family goes hunting for the weekend except Jasper who stays behind to watch Bella. But what happens when more than innocent thoughts and touches become involved. Will the two be able to resist the temptation.OOC/OC
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 30 - Words: 140,317 - Reviews: 886 - Favs: 886 - Follows: 541 - Updated: 4/17/2012 - Published: 7/31/2009 - Jasper, Bella - Complete
Comatose Part Two of the Hope Series by Moonlight Isabella Silverstein reviews
Sequel to My Fault, if you have not read that one then this one will most likely not make any sense to you. Izzy has finally woken up from her comatose state, and the gang is rejoicing, but what about the news Izzy has found out? FULL SUMMARY INSIDE!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,251 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 45 - Updated: 4/3/2012 - Published: 10/13/2011 - Bella, Jasper
My Fault Part One of the Hope Series by Moonlight Isabella Silverstein reviews
After Izzy and Ali's mom and stepdad are killed, Izzy can't seem to get over it as she claims that it's all her fault. Can moving to Forks to live with her father help her stop blaming herself? Or is this all just a pattern of destruction that Izzy claims is "My Fault"? UNDER REVISION!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 30 - Words: 76,184 - Reviews: 134 - Favs: 106 - Follows: 65 - Updated: 4/3/2012 - Published: 6/7/2010 - Bella, Jasper - Complete
Leaves of Grass by Nauticalmass reviews
After returning from Italy, Bella's not sure if she can still love Edward. The next morning, she awakens in an unimaginable time and place: Houston, 1862. When she encounters a member of the Cullen family as a human, how far will she follow her heart? B/J
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 31 - Words: 95,475 - Reviews: 5821 - Favs: 5,626 - Follows: 2,097 - Updated: 12/8/2011 - Published: 12/14/2010 - Bella, Jasper - Complete
My Blue, Human, Eyes by DeadAccount80 reviews
There was blood and i felt woozy, smelling salt and rust. My body shuddered, a sweat beaking out, tears running down my face. I, Jasper Whilock, was human and standing outside the house of the girl who ruined my life. Jasper/Bella, Set during New Moon, AU
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 24 - Words: 34,596 - Reviews: 418 - Favs: 283 - Follows: 318 - Updated: 5/26/2011 - Published: 9/23/2009 - Jasper, Bella
I think i'm going crazy over you by ForeverRose123 reviews
Bella's at her Uncle's funeral when she sees her dead uncle next to her. She tells her parents and they think she's crazy and send her away to a mental institute in New York. She meets the gang and things will never be the same again. B/J A/Ed R/Em ;
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 21 - Words: 67,220 - Reviews: 482 - Favs: 418 - Follows: 229 - Updated: 4/12/2011 - Published: 11/2/2009 - Bella, Jasper - Complete
Queen Of The Damned by Jaspers Black Widow reviews
What if Bella who is the soul mate of Jasper was to become the mate of the king of the vampires as well, Aro. Jasper has to protect his little angel no matter what measures he must take. Rated M for lemons and rape. J/B/Aro 3-somes dont like dont read.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 13 - Words: 39,095 - Reviews: 223 - Favs: 479 - Follows: 249 - Updated: 12/18/2010 - Published: 6/2/2010 - Bella, Jasper - Complete
Runaway Love by The Sunny Days reviews
He already had my heart and if he wanted he could have my body and soul too. He was my love, my addiction, my obsession, my sickness. I would do anything that would make him happy even dying. "I...I love you" I whispered brokenly. Full Summary Inside.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 34 - Words: 138,742 - Reviews: 481 - Favs: 258 - Follows: 204 - Updated: 11/20/2010 - Published: 1/12/2010 - Bella, Jasper - Complete
Island Holiday from Hell by ashleigh granger reviews
Edward leaves Bella stranded when she finds him cheating on her during a vacation in the Virgin Islands
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 24 - Words: 55,902 - Reviews: 489 - Favs: 357 - Follows: 422 - Updated: 5/23/2010 - Published: 9/10/2009 - Bella, Jasper
Bella's Journal by Alice Cullens reviews
Seqel to Bella's Diary! Emmett x Bella. When all else fails what do you do. Crys. Laugh. Horror. Fun. Rated M not sure where I'm taking it.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 6,466 - Reviews: 129 - Favs: 127 - Follows: 211 - Updated: 2/2/2009 - Published: 12/9/2007 - Bella, Emmett
Amor Prohibido by ecaniaga reviews
Set straight after Bella's change. Jasper helps Bella adjust to newborn life and feelings begin to develop. But what happens to the future, when the past collides with the present in a violent clash? Rated M for later chapters JasperxBella *Now Complete*
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 52 - Words: 113,980 - Reviews: 1254 - Favs: 947 - Follows: 297 - Updated: 9/7/2008 - Published: 6/28/2008 - Bella, Jasper - Complete
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Thank You For Saving Me reviews
Bella is matted to Jasper instead of Edward. Edward attacks Bella in New Moon instead of Jasper. Bella Vamp goes to the south and guess who she meets? M for language
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 6 - Words: 3,805 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 32 - Updated: 5/25/2012 - Published: 2/15/2012 - Bella, Jasper
Scars Of The Past reviews
She is scarred inside and out, always hoping that one day she will finally be free, free from the pain of life. Will she be saved from her hell and from herself? Adopted from Moonlight Isabella Silverstein
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 689 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 5/25/2012 - Published: 3/2/2012 - Bella, Jasper
I finally found you but now I don't want you reviews
Edward broke Bella's heart but in Phoenix, Now she and her twin are moving to Forks and guess who's there? M for mild language and kissing :
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,398 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 5/25/2012 - Published: 11/14/2011 - Bella, Jasper
Fate has a twisted sense of humor reviews
There is an accident both Bella and Jasper are human but not for long. Does fate have enough mercy to let Bella and Jasper be together in the end? Rated "T" for kissing. on hold sorry!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 1,779 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 5/25/2012 - Published: 8/5/2011 - Jasper, Bella