TheBlindfoldedCybertronian
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Joined 07-27-10, id: 2467179, Profile Updated: 07-18-13
Author has written 2 stories for Super Smash Brothers, and Transformers/Beast Wars.

Username: TheBlindfoldedCybertronian

Real Name: Bugger it.

Age: Over 9000.

Suburb/City: DOWN UNDAH, MAIT.

Stuff I like: Transformers, Nintendo (Mario, Kirby, Luigi, Pokemon etc. etc.), Stick figures (You'll be surprised what the mighty stick is capable of) , Gundam models, anything related to Gundam..., uh...anime.

Dislikes: Pain and assignments. (these two pretty much go hand in hand)

Great Movies that I have seen: The Avengers (come on, you know you liked it), Star Wars (the prequel trilogy had good fights, right? RIGHHT?), Inception, Lincoln, JEZZUS THERE ARE TOO MANY

Typing my name:

type ur name: TheBlindfoldedCybertronian (Simple enough...)

type ur name with ur knuckles: GJDBlinfoldsedCybwertrkiniAQN (Whoa...that's actually pretty cool)

type ur name with ur nose: Thebhloi9jmfro9oklrfr4tgCybgvrerttrtoinhiswdenj (...you still can see the Cyber...kinda.)

type ur name with ur feet: \frjdeeeenb l.,kliomn dfolki,l.sdxedsdew xchg n bdrferfdserolki nmnikj. (No comment)

type ur name with a pen without looking: Theblimholghtghjikuiuiupkoyk (Thebli...and then it starts to droop)

type ur name without looking: TheBlinfgolfrfzzCybertronian (Yes, best yet!)

type ur name with ur elbows: hyJMKSDE NB L;.POP09M,FDCP-0[;P[XSDCEW3SZX MXCDUY78NHDERFRDEFRTDREFOP0M,KIOKAZsMKJ (Hey, it's harder than it looks, 'kay?)

type ur name with ur thumbs: TheBlunfoldedCybertronian (That was...so close)

Questionaire - List 10 of your favorite characters ever, and answer questions as if you were in the game.

1. Captain Falcon

2. Master Chief

3. Optimus Prime

4. Clonetroopers.

5. MEGAMAN

6. Hoshi (Arakawa Under The Bridge)

7. Caboose

8. Mikasa Ackerman (SNK)

9. Iron Man

10. Bowser.

What would you do if Number 1 woke you up in the middle of the night

Me: What...the...

Captain Falcon: FALCON PAWWNNNCHH!

Number 3 walked into the bathroom while you're showering?

Me: Bwa--

Prime: Freedom is the right of all sentient beings.

Number 4 announced he/she's going to marry 9 tomorrow?

Me: woooooa. wat.

Number 5 cooked you dinner?

Me: How do I eat an E-can?

Number 6 was lying next to you on the beach, sleeping?

Me: NANI?

HOSHI: ORE NO T-SHIRTO!

Number 7 suddenly confessed to be part of your family?

Me: That's where the absent-mindedness came from!

Caboose: Waaaat. I say we do the cow thing all over again.

Number 8 got into the hospital somehow?

Me: IMPOSSIBRU

Number 9 made fun of your friends?

Me: Well, you're just a jerk

Iron Man: You forgot "rich" and "handsome"

Number 10 ignored you all the time?

Me: Like I care, King Koopa.

Two serial killers are hunting you down. What will 1 do?

Captain Falcon: FAAALLLCON PAWWWNCH!!!! HYES

It's your birthday. What does 3 get you?

Me: Thanks for the cubes man, but I can't drink this...

You're stuck in a house that's on fire. What does 4 do?

Clonetroopers: Quick, we must put out that fire with these conveniently supplied hoses!
*sprays everywhere but the parts that are on fire.

You're on a vacation with 2 and manage to break your leg. What does 2 do?

He's probably gonna help me, or, y'know, stop the alien invasion. BY HIMSELF.

You're about to do something that'll make you feel extremely embarrassed. What will 5 do?

Megaman: GUTSMAN POWER ACTIVATE!

Me: hyes.

You're about to marry number 10. What's 1's reaction:

SURVIVAL! 3, 2, 1, GOOOOO! FALLLCON PUNNNCH!!!

You got dumped by someone. How will 7 cheer you up?

Caboose: There are plenty of fish in the sea.

Me: Yeah...I guess.

Caboose: I like fish.

You compete in a tournament. How does 9 support you?

GIMME A SUIT GIMME A SUIT

You can't stop laughing. What will 10 do?

RWAAAAR *flame breath* (or his ass-stomp)

Number 1 is all you've ever dreamed of. Why?

Because of his HYES and the FALCCCONN PUCNHESS.

Number 2 tells you about his/her deeply hidden love for number 9.

Me: Ah, that's cool. Now, go shake that rifle somewhere else.

You're dating 3 and he/she introduces you to her parents. Would you get along?

Pretty sure papa Prime is, like, long dead. Wait, do Transformers get parents? I have so many questions.

Will number 5 and 6 ever kiss?

in an ultimate capcom x square enix slash compilation. Which is never.

Number 6 appears to be a player, breaking many hearts. What do you do?

Eat his star head. Yum.

You had a haircut and 7 can't stop looking at you. What goes on in your mind?

Me: He probably thinking how long it's been since he's seen his own hair.

Number 8 thinks he/she’ll never get a girl/boyfriend. What will you tell him/her?

Me: *okayface*

Number 9 is too shy to face you and confesses their love by sending an email. Now what?

Why is it always Iron Man and the pairings. Shiiit.

You spot 10 kissing 1. How do you react?

pukes*

You notice that 3 and 4 have been inside that hotel room for MORE than a few hours. What are you thinking?

They're definitely playing battleships. Or Connect Four. Definitely.

Could 1 and 6 be soul mates?

wat.

Would 2 trust 5?

Who doesn't trust the big blue?

Number 4 is bored and pokes 10. What happens after that?

MOOK HORROR SHOW

5 and 1 are forced to go back to school together. What study will they pick?

The study of ass-kicking.

If 6 and 3 cooked dinner what would they make?

A guitar, idk.

7 and 9 apply for a job. What job?

Bodyguards. That'd be a sight.

8 gives 5 a haircut. Is that okay?

Well, she's skilled with blades, so, I has no objectionz.

9 sketches what 6's perfect girl/boyfriend should look like; will 6 be happy?

Probably. Unless it resembles that Amazon chick.

10 and 9 are blushing while they talk. What is their conversation about?

Being faggy.

1 accidentally kicked 10?

FALCON KICK! HYES! KO!

2 sent a message to his/her Bf/Gf but 9 got it. What would happen?

Stark: Ahhhh...big man in the suit, gettin' it ooonnn...

Chief: Eeep.

5 and 6 did a workout together?

POWER UP MUSIC ACTIVATE

6 noticed he/she wasn't invited to your birthday?

Hoshi: Hah. Well, I'll just go write another hit single.

7 won the lottery?

Buy a best friend.

8 had quite a big secret?

NO SPOILERS PLZ

9 became a singer?

Probably all auto-tune. Damn it, JARVIS

What would 1 think of 2?

MOAR FALCON PUNCH!

How would 3 greet 4?

Greetings, white-armoured men. My name is Optimus Prime.

What would 4 envy about 5?

Good aim. Hands down.

What dream would 5 have about 6?

Bad, bad things.

What do 6 and 7 have in common?

The tendency to make the most invalid, yet utterly hilarious comments ever.

What would make 7 angry at 8?

Caboose: BECAUSE I...HATE...TAXES

Ackerman: oop.

Is 3 Gay?

Who knows. Maybe the secret to his sexuality is hidden in the matrix.

How do you feel right now?

Perturbed.

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