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Author has written 3 stories for Naruto.

Hi my names Hannah, I have different coloured hair every week (I dye it) I even went to school with bright green hair but unfortunately got sent home for it been too extreme...extreme my ass! I set off fashion trends I know this cause everyday I go to school with something weird on like one time I went to school with miniature voodoo dolls on a silver necklace it looked cool! I went to school the day after and saw nearly all the students that didn't have them before were wearing them, so when I went to school with wacky hair colours everyone wanted theirs doing lol it was funny cause teachers had to send them home (I was one of them)

I'm a totally Anime obsessed teenager! Yay! My favourite anime at the moment is Naruto Shippuden I think it's way better than the first Naruto but that's just my opinion so don't sue me!

I'm a friendly, hyperactive, lovable, random girl who just loves her Deidara-kun, Itachi-kun and Hidan-kun plushies I love those guys, Deidara because he thinks ART IS A BANG, Itachi because of his Uchiha-ness (lol) and Hidan because of his kick-ass scythe don't get me wrong I love the rest of them it's just that these are mega HOT...okay I'm totally getting of of track.

I love drawing in Anime/Manga style and I will try drawing anything else if I put my mind to it, I went to an Art Museum the other day with a group of A Level students I'm going to be working with for a whole year and I had to draw two paintings that I found interesting...let me tell you, that was the hardest thing for me to do there weren't no seats to sit and draw so I had to stand, STAND! with a miniature sketch book that's the size of your hand and stand infront of a picture and have you ever noticed that when you look at something everyone else wants to look so you have to move! Take it from me its annoying it's happened to me more than I can count.

Lee Evans is a legend makes me laugh everytime I watch one of his DVD's he makes my life so much funnier and his voices that he does cracks me up! I really want to go to one of his gigs that would be a life long dream fulfilled, I can remember the first time I watched one of his gigs it was The Different Planet Tour some of the things he did and said reminded me of some of the things thats happened to me and that made it ten times funnier!

I must confess I'm a massive Yaoi fangirl especially for Kingdom Hearts and Naruto and I have something for incest and twincest I know, I know its wrong but it just feels so right haha for Kingdom Hearts I read RoxasxSora SoraxAxel RoxasxRiku RikuxSora RoxasxAxel Pairings and for Naruto I read any Yaoi pairing lol every girl has a inner yaoi fangirl I should know my ex-friend said she thought it was disgusting and disturbing but one day I caught her reading a Yaoi Manga I was gobsmacked anyway we argued for a bit but knew it was going nowhere so we read the book together drooling over the fit guys *drool* while eating Randoms and Skittles yum.

ANYWAY that's enough about me and my random rants HAPPY DAYS!!! PLEASE READ MY NEW STORY LOCKED AND REVIEW!

97% of people would cry if they saw Robert Pattinson (Edward from Twilight) standing on a skyscraper, about to jump. If you're one of the 3% who would sit there, eating popcorn and screaming "DO A BACKFLIP!" then copy and paste this as your status

95 of teens would cry if they saw the Jonas Brothers at the top of a skyscraper about to jump. Copy and paste this EVERYWHERE if you are in the 5 that would get some popcorn, get a nice seat, than start chanting "JUMP, JUMP, JUMP"


1. My mother taught me TO APPRECIATE A JOB WELL DONE. "If you're going
to kill each other, do it outside. I just finished cleaning."

2. My mother taught me RELIGION. "You better pray that will come out of
the carpet."

3. My mother taught me about TIME TRAVEL. "If you don't straighten up,
I'm going to knock you into the middle of next week!"

4. My mother taught me LOGIC. " Because I said so, that's why."

5. My mother taught me MORE LOGIC. "If you fall out of that swing and
break your neck, you're not going to the store with me."

6. My mother taught me FORESIGHT. "Make sure you wear clean underwear,
in case you're in an accident."

7. My mother taught me IRONY. "Keep crying, and I'll give you something
to cry about."

8. My mother taught me about the science of OSMOSIS. "Shut your mouth
and eat your supper."

9. My mother taught me about CONTORTIONISM. "Will you look at that dirt
on the back of your neck!"

10. My mother taught me about STAMINA"You'll sit there until all that
spinach is gone."

11. My mother taught me about WEATHER. "This room of yours looks as if
a tornado went through it."

12. My mother taught me about HYPOCRISY. "If I told you once, I've told
you a million times. Don't exaggerate!"

13. My mother taught me the CIRCLE OF LIFE. "I brought you into this
world, and I can take you out."

14. My mother taught me about BEHAVIOR MODIFICATION. "Stop acting like
your father!"

15. My mother taught me about ENVY. " There are millions of less
fortunate children in this world who don't have wonderful parents like you do."

16 My mother taught me about ANTICIPATION. "Just wait until we get

17. My mother taught me about RECEIVING. "You are going to get it when
you get home!"

18. My mother taught me MEDICAL SCIENCE. "If you don't stop crossing
your eyes, they are going to get stuck that way."

19. My mother taught me ESP. "Put your sweater on; don't you think I
know when you are cold?"

20. My mother taught me HUMOR. "When that lawn mower cuts off your
toes, don't come running to me. "

21. My mother taught me HOW TO BECOME AN ADULT. "If you don't eat your
vegetables, you'll never grow up."

22. My mother taught me GENETICS. "You're just like your father."

23. My mother taught me about my ROOTS. "Shut that door behind you. Do
you think you were born in a barn?"

24. My mother taught me WISDOM. "When you get to be my age, you'll

And my favorite: My mother taught me about JUSTICE. "One day you'll
have kids, and I hope they turn out just like you."

If you have ever gotten so completely sidetracked in a conversation that you don't remember why you were talking in the first place, copy this into your profile.

If you want to learn Japanese, copy/paste this into your profile

If you have ever read past two in the morning, copy this onto your profile

If you are, crazy and insane, put this in your profile.

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My fragile love by Darkloverkitsune reviews
At 21, Itachi still doesn't believe in love, or relationships. Until he meets Deidara, that is. But can he save him from the demons of his past? AU, yaoi Ita/Dei
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 19 - Words: 85,435 - Reviews: 216 - Favs: 167 - Follows: 77 - Updated: 3/27/2012 - Published: 8/7/2011 - Itachi U., Deidara - Complete
Chibi Neko by fangrl369 reviews
itachi finds a girl on his way back to the hideout, but she is no ordinary girl! rated M in case. bad summary i know, but please read! *big sad eyes*
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 22 - Words: 31,396 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 7/30/2011 - Published: 6/8/2010 - Akatsuki
His Gang by Kingd0mhearts reviews
Jade Edmunds in new at Kaito High and has caught the interest of Riku, a popular and rich kid who is the idol of the school, But axel has also got his eye on her. What awaits her, who will she chose and what secrets will she uncover?
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 13,776 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 2/3/2011 - Published: 3/30/2010 - Axel, Riku
Tons of Ninja in an Indestrucitble White Room! by Casey K. Si reviews
Warning! Crack Fic! Truth or Dare! If you have no sense of humor, aviod this fic at all costs! Go to your emo corner and grow mushrooms!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,843 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/19/2010
Demon among criminals by EmoChickOfDeath reviews
Irami has to live in the Akatsuki's hideout and hates every second of it. She can't trust anyone besides Hidan, or can she? Deidara won't leave her alone and she is haunted by someone from her past. Rated M because of language and content, maybe later.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,482 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 12/21/2009 - Published: 8/18/2009 - Deidara, Hidan
Love blossms like a rose by Anbucutie23 reviews
A new girl has set out to become a Pokemon coordinator, she doesnt plan to fall in love anytime soon but it may happen sooner than she thinks. DrewXOc AshXOc later on
Pokémon - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,613 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 10/29/2009 - Published: 8/12/2009 - Drew/Shū, Ash K./Satoshi
Emotion Manipulator by penna.cullen reviews
I have a bubbly personality. Mr Uchiha over here on the other hand is a stick in the mud,But I will change that.He will like it in the process.I will also change the aditudes of all the other Akatsuki members.Even if it costs me my life. ItachixOCxSasori
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,129 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/10/2008 - Itachi U., Sasori
His Chain Necklace by cresent-lunette reviews
Hidan says he lost his necklace and he needs Deidara to help him. Yaoi, lemon. HiDei, if you don't like it, don't read it. Rated for language as well.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,876 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 104 - Follows: 8 - Published: 1/7/2008 - Deidara, Hidan - Complete
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Dreaming of You reviews
2011 UPDATED! Itachi's just your normal english teacher with dreams of being with the one student he just loves to give detentions to, but can he make his dreams a reality if you don't like BOYxBOY love don't read
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,187 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 9/7/2011 - Published: 10/24/2010 - Itachi U., Deidara
Through My Eyes reviews
Who would have thought having a shower early in the morning could bring the Akatsuki to our world! How can Kandi cope with S-Ranked criminals in her small home while her parents are around? only random and stupid things can happen that's what XD R&R
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,632 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 12/6/2010 - Published: 10/28/2010 - Akatsuki, Deidara
Lock and Lost reviews
"hey...what's up?" seeing him reach into his bag my body tensed, what if he's a pimp and wants me to be his whore or he's going to lure me with sweets into the back of his truck and take advantage of me! 'you're just been stupid you idiot' OC UPDATED!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 7 - Words: 17,378 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 11/29/2010 - Published: 8/23/2010 - Itachi U., Hidan