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Joined 07-27-10, id: 2467342, Profile Updated: 06-29-12
Author has written 3 stories for Skins.

I am a magician - it's what I do for a living, and I love it. Mainly, I do kids parties and family shows, but I would love to move more into close-up magic and stage shows as well. I'm working on that! It is incredibly male dominated, but I've never let that bother me.

Magic has quite a cheesy image these days, which is largely due to there being a lot of cheesy magicians about. So many magicians just seem to copy what everyone else is doing. Fortunately, there are still plenty of creative, inventive magicians out there trying to change perceptions. These are the sort of performers that inspire me.

I love Skins, and Naomily in particular. I have been really pleasantly surprised by the standard of some of the stories on here. It has inspired me to add my own small efforts to the mix.

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Educating Naomi by Miss.Maraudeur reviews
When 27 year-old journalist Naomi Campbell is sent on an undercover assignment at Roundview College as a student, she doesn't know what to expect. What she sure as hell couldn't have predicted though was that she'd fall for her English teacher. Loosely based on the movie Never Been Kissed. A Naomily comedy with loads of Gina and a few others.
Skins - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 27 - Words: 203,889 - Reviews: 1002 - Favs: 346 - Follows: 427 - Updated: 1/25/2014 - Published: 2/27/2013 - Naomi C., Emily F. - Complete
Locking your heart away with me by origliasso reviews
AU. Emily's sent down for a crime she didn't do, Prison life isnt as it seems with Miss Campbell around.
Skins - Rated: K - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 17 - Words: 61,882 - Reviews: 300 - Favs: 146 - Follows: 222 - Updated: 11/3/2012 - Published: 7/2/2010 - Emily F., Naomi C.
Manifolds by Miss.Maraudeur reviews
Set after S04ep08. Naomi is involved in an accident when she runs away from Emily after an argument. Her world becomes a mess when she wakes up and realizes she's not in the hospital. In fact she has no idea where she is and what it means.
Skins - Rated: M - English - Drama/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 33 - Words: 295,704 - Reviews: 808 - Favs: 357 - Follows: 259 - Updated: 9/28/2012 - Published: 8/15/2011 - Emily F., Naomi C. - Complete
Somewhere I Have Never Travelled by my-other-ride-is-your-mum reviews
Naomily AU with the rest of the gang - Naomi is new at college, quiet and shy, while Emily is a self-imposed social outcast and troublemaker, determined to push everyone away...lots of angst...romance...and a bit of humour...
Skins - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 33 - Words: 116,946 - Reviews: 1357 - Favs: 441 - Follows: 476 - Updated: 2/11/2012 - Published: 8/10/2010 - Naomi C., Emily F.
I Hold A Force I Can't Contain by HyperFitched reviews
AU future story. Naomi and Cook run a Circus Company in Bristol, where most of the other gen2 characters are also performers. What happens when they decide to hire a new act from London for their forthcoming show? Don't be afraid, this is modern circus.
Skins - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 41 - Words: 138,699 - Reviews: 1192 - Favs: 872 - Follows: 300 - Updated: 1/31/2012 - Published: 3/24/2010 - Emily F., Naomi C. - Complete
End Game by HacknSlashinate reviews
Naomi's a freelancer working for an organisation for hire any job for a price, but shes also a woman with a purpose, an end game. How will the introduction of two new agents change everything. AU Fic Naomily with most Gen 2 cast.
Skins - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 83,646 - Reviews: 116 - Favs: 68 - Follows: 111 - Updated: 8/4/2011 - Published: 11/30/2010 - Naomi C., Emily F.
No Barrier by lazyboo reviews
AU - Naomi Campbell has moved to Bristol for a new start. She meets Emily Fitch at university, and they make an immediate connection. Can they overcome their age difference and Naomi's past to create a future together? Naomi's POV
Skins - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 30 - Words: 89,763 - Reviews: 448 - Favs: 310 - Follows: 182 - Updated: 4/23/2011 - Published: 9/20/2010 - Emily F., Naomi C. - Complete
99 Problems by HyperFitched reviews
Katie and Effy form an unexpected friendship whilst on tour with a travelling circus. As the bond between them grows deeper, and they find new strength in one another, will it lead to something more? A companion piece to 'I Hold A Force I Can't Contain.'
Skins - Rated: M - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 41 - Words: 185,051 - Reviews: 1018 - Favs: 477 - Follows: 200 - Updated: 4/3/2011 - Published: 8/29/2010 - Effy S., Katie F. - Complete
Flickers by Ladyhawk1709 reviews
How could she explain, when she didn't even know what was going on herself? What if things didn't happen they way they were supposed to. AU setting
Skins - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 33 - Words: 152,959 - Reviews: 478 - Favs: 272 - Follows: 140 - Updated: 2/25/2011 - Published: 5/21/2010 - Naomi C., Emily F. - Complete
Headlights On Dark Roads by GOODMORNINGHEARTACHE reviews
Naomi and Freddie are best friends. Freddie lives with the Fitches. Naomi has been in love with Emily since she was 12. Nobody knows. A lot of weed etc. Rest of the gang. Pretty much AU. Own nothing, know nothing. NOTE! Involves parts of violence etc.
Skins - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 12 - Words: 36,550 - Reviews: 155 - Favs: 120 - Follows: 136 - Updated: 1/10/2011 - Published: 6/20/2010 - Naomi C., Emily F.
Half asleep by RuinMyLife reviews
AU- Naomi is a med student, Emily has a plan. A plan in which Naomi takes an important place, but Emily never thought Naomi would become the center of everything. Neither did Naomi.
Skins - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 17 - Words: 64,341 - Reviews: 287 - Favs: 203 - Follows: 221 - Updated: 11/28/2010 - Published: 5/18/2010 - Emily F., Naomi C.
Smoke, Steel and Salt by AssassinsLover reviews
AU. Naomi Campbell is a notorious pirate. When her and her crew sink an enemy merchant ship, she gets far more than she bargained for.
Skins - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 23,290 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 119 - Follows: 17 - Published: 11/14/2010 - Naomi C., Emily F. - Complete
Packing the Dragon by noblsheep reviews
Naomi meets Emily and Katie when backpacking through China in gap year, and end up traveling together. Pretty much everyone else mentioned or run into along the way. AU. Naomily.
Skins - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 27,003 - Reviews: 106 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 106 - Updated: 10/20/2010 - Published: 6/22/2010 - Naomi C., Emily F.
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You Make Loving Fun reviews
AU. This is a story about magic and magicians - but please don't let that put you off! Naomi is a magician in Vegas, and dreams of becoming a headline act. But is magic really the only thing she has room in her life for?
Skins - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 33 - Words: 120,795 - Reviews: 514 - Favs: 181 - Follows: 285 - Updated: 10/21/2013 - Published: 3/2/2011 - Naomi C., Emily F.
Capes And Capers reviews
Naomi is just a normal twentysomething, looking for love. Well, except that she can fly, and she's from another planet...
Skins - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 24 - Words: 108,157 - Reviews: 556 - Favs: 217 - Follows: 297 - Updated: 8/13/2013 - Published: 9/28/2011 - Naomi C., Emily F.
Best Served Cold reviews
AU Naomi is confident and self assured. When she joins a gym, she meets Emily and immediately starts to persue her. But what is her real motivation?
Skins - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 33 - Words: 98,331 - Reviews: 516 - Favs: 330 - Follows: 188 - Updated: 5/11/2012 - Published: 8/6/2010 - Naomi C., Emily F. - Complete