Author has written 2 stories for Huntik: Secrets & Seekers, Maximum Ride, and Witch & Wizard.
Stories- Honestly at the moment I have no inspiration for either of the ones I started quite some time ago... going back and reading the 'Update!' reviews make me feel guilty for not continuing. I'm really sorry guys, you're all so awesome. Eventually I'll go back and revise things, cause looking at them now I see so many errors. Thanks so much for the kind reviews, they mean a lot.
Birthday: July 19th
I love to draw, read, write, listen to music, and hang out with my friends. I play guitar, piano, and recorder (by self teaching for now) I like to research things that have to do with history, such as the medieval times/renaissance and I love to learn about different belief systems (as I myself don't have a specific one) and also the mythology from all around the world. When I was little I wanted to work with animals (I'm still considering it) However now I have taken an interest in photography(My profile pic is one I took), and writing as well. I seem to have a problem with committing to finishing a story (I feel really bad about it) however if you ever need help correcting or getting ideas for one of your own stories, then I'm more then willing to help you out. Alright then... so I guess that's all for now, Send me a PM if you have any questions or if you just want to talk :)
Pets: I have a dog(kara) and 4 cats (Ama, Elven, Caly, and Magic)
I like: Wolves, Horses, Cats, Dogs, being outside, swimming, playing my instruments, and going for bike rides, and The smell of Lavender flowers.
I don't like: Spiders, and Heights
Other sites I'm on: Jirwolf96 (Huntikforums) 96Redwolf(youtube) annej96(pokefarm) Wattpad(annej96)- nothing written as of yet
Percy Jackson (Just read House of Hades)
Tale of Two Castles
The song of the Lioness quartet
Protector of the small
I Am Number Four
(and many more)
In Plain Sight
Legend of the Seeker
How I met your mother
Once upon A Time
Ouran High school Host club
Kaze No Stigma
Avatar the Last Airbender
Legend of Korra
Howl's Moving Castle
My Neighbor Totoro
Kiki's Dilvery Service
The Sorcerers Apprentice
I Am Number Four
Quotes from shows:
1. Lassiter: "We found prints,"
Shawn: "Was he in a "Little Red Corvette"?"
Gus: "Or 'Under the Cherry Moon'?"
Lt. Lassiter: "We found finger-prints!"
2. Shawn : "I've been having this recurring dream where I'm flying over Auckland, on the back of a swan made primarily of cocoa. His name is Clem."
3. [Scene: Planetarium] Shawn : Hello Ladies and Gentlemen. [Dramatic intro music.] I will be your narrator. My name is Aurora Borealis. There are over 400 stars in our galaxy, maybe more. No one knows for sure. Many have said that the universe is even larger than the Indian Ocean. And that is why it is called "Infinitum Star-Octo-Pusium." Ah, yes: Our glorious constellations. There they all are. Take a look. Over here we have one with a guy…holding some sort of thing. Over here, our beloved Olympic rings; all seven of them. And here…here's one with a fish.
4. Gus : How should we introduce ourselves? Don't say "psychic." They'll shut you off. Pick something vague, like "Alternative Tactics Division."
Shawn : How about "The Bureau of Magic and Spell Casting"?
5. Shawn : Goooodmorning detectives. Collecting donations for the Policemen's Ball?
Lassiter : We don't have "Balls."
Shawn : I honestly have no response to that.
6. Henry : Shawn never really was one for roughing it. We went camping once. Found him curled up in his sleeping bag because a raccoon was hunting him.
7. Gus : [Very serious as he reveals his fear.] It was late. I was in my room with the lights off. I heard a voice.
Shawn : Gus, I'm sure there's a perfectly logical explanation…
Gus : No, no. No, Shawn. It wasn't on TV; and it wasn't a radio. It was coming from the walls. And the voice…the voice told me that our house is built on old Indian burial grounds. And she said she was sad because she died many moons ago and was trapped between worlds. When I asked her her name, Shawn, she said... "My name - "
Shawn : "- is Wilting Flower." [Speaking in a feeble, female voice.] "I died, without knowing love. Will you be my friend?"
Gus : "How…how did you know that?"
8. Shawn : "Luckily, your phone has GPS."
1. The Suit (to Dante Vale): We're here to take you guys to DeFoe. If you come quietly I promise no one will get hurt.
2. Scene: Joan of Arc's secret hideaway
3. ... and the basket of sunshine is Zhalia Moon (Dante Vale, introducing Zhalia to Madea)
4. You inspire loyalty, i've seen you show no mercy to the weak (Dante, to Grier)
(More to come when I have time)
ºø„MAXIMUM RIDE„øº (at least until the 6th book came out….)
"I love Nudge, Nudge is a great kid, but that motor mouth of hers could have turned Mother Teresa into an ax murderer," Max
"'You were designed to be very smart, Max,' she told me.'We electrically stimulated your synaptic nerve endings while your brain was developing.' (The director)
"I vill now destroy de Snickuhs bahs!" -Gazzy-STWAOES
"I look like prep school Barbie. *sees Max* Actually, you look like prep school Barbie. I'm just one of her friends." -Nudge-MaximumRide-SOF
"Those wacky Brits called fries 'chips'. And potato chips were 'crisps'. And cookies were 'biscuits'. I had no idea what real biscuits were called. Wangdoodles?" Max-MR-StWaOES
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if you ever read past two in the morning, copy and paste this to your profile.
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if you have ever walked into a wall before copy this
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If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this one your profile.
you spend multiple hours each day reading or writing or a combination of both...copy and paste this on your profile.
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If you ever forgotten what you were talking about in a conversation copy and paste this into your profile
If you have ever stopped to look at something in the middle of a busy street, copy this into your profile
you haven't died yet, copy and paste this onto your profile.
If you agree, that purple bunnies who are high on CATNIP and eat TACOS WILL rule the world, copy and paste this into your profile
If you have music in your soul, post this in your profile!
you have ever tripped over your own feet, copy and paste
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If you like animals, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you know someone who should get run over by a bus, copy this into your profile. (You are SO going down to the grave.)
If you have ever pushed on a door that said pull or vise versa copy this into your profile.
If you've ever burst out laughing in a quiet room, add this to your profile.
98 percent of teenagers do or have tried smoking pot. If you're one of the 2 percent who haven't, copy & paste this in your profile.
If you have ever just wanted to SLAP someone, copy this onto your profile.
If you hate those obnoxious snobby people, PLEASE copy this into your profile
If you have a story in your head, copy and paste this into your profile. (I have about 5 -_-)
93 percent of American teens would have a severe emotional breakdown if someone called them a freak. If you're a part of the 7 percent who would ask the person, "What was your first clue?", copy this into your profile
If several inanimate objects hate you copy and paste this into your profile!
Most people would be offended if someone asked them what was wrong with their mind. Copy this into your profile if you would be one of the few people that would sigh and say: "where to begin?"
If you've ever wished you could go into a book and strangle some of the characters for being so incredibly dumb, copy and paste this into your profile.
I cdnuolt blveiee taht I cluod aulaclty
If you could read that put it in your profile.
People are like slinkies; basically useless, but ever so amusing to watch fall down the stairs.
I find 'good morning' a contradiction of terms.
If you can't convince them, confuse them.
Hell issued a restraining order on me...oh the fun to be had!
An apple a day keeps the doctor away, if well aimed.
If at first you don't succeed, skydiving isn't for you.
Change is inevitable, except from a vending machine.
I have PMS and a gun... now what were you saying?
Most people are only alive because it is illegal to shoot them
What happens if you get scared half to death... twice?
I don't need your attitude. I got one of my own.
Never do anything that you wouldn't want to explain to the paramedics.
The dinosaurs extinction wasn't an accident. Barney came and they all committed suicide.
I run with scissors, it makes me feel dangerous.
Join the dark side. We have cookies!
I'm not insensitive, I just don't care
I had amnesia once--or twice. You know what? I don't really even remember.
Everyone has a photographic memory. Some just don't have film.
They say "Guns don't kill people, people kill people." Well I think the guns help. If you stood there and yelled BANG, I don't think you'd kill too many people.
Very few personal problems can't be solved through suitable application of high explosives.
Taste the rainbow- Eat CRAYONS!
There are three types of people: those who can count, and those who can't.
He who laughs last thinks slowest.
The number of people watching you is directly proportional to the stupidity of your action.
When everything's coming your way, you're in the wrong lane.
Sometimes I wonder, "Why is the frisbee getting bigger?" Then I get hit in the face.
I see regular people! Run for your lives!
Consciousness: That annoying time between naps.
When angry, count to ten, when very angry, swear.
If you always stop to smell the roses sooner or later you'll inhale a bee.
If you don't like my driving then stay off the sidewalk!
You say physco like it's a bad thing
I'm not paranoid... WHICH ONE OF MY ENEMIES TOLD YOU THIS!
You're just jealous because the voices are talking to me.
I hear voices, and they don't like you.
Normal people worry me.
Education is important, school however, is another matter.
What you call stupidity, I call selective understanding.
I'm not so good with the advice. Can I interest you in a sarcastic comment?
I used to be normal, until I met the freaks that I call my friends.
You're awesome... but when the zombies come, I'm tripping you
I am not weird... just plotting
I don't obsess! I think intensely!
One day, we will look back on this, laugh nervously, and change the subject
Don't knock on death's door. Ring the bell and run. He hates that.
Don't piss me off, I am running out of places to hide bodies!
Heaven doesn't want me and Hell is afraid I'll take over.
Of course I'm out of my mind! It's dark and scary in there!
I'm not afraid of death! What's it going to do? Kill me?
Between two evils, I always pick the one I've never tried.
Shit happens. But mostly to me, so don't worry
Funny Product Labels
On Sears hairdryer:
Do not use while sleeping.
On a bag of Fritos:
On a bar of Dial soap:
On some Swann frozen dinners:
On Tesco's Tiramisu dessert: (printed on bottom of the box)
On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding:
On packaging for a Rowenta iron:
On Boot's Children's cough medicine:
On Nytol sleep aid:
On a Korean kitchen knife:
On a string of Christmas lights:
On a food processor:
On Sainsbury's peanuts:
On an American Airlines packet of nuts:
On a Swedish chainsaw:
On a child's Superman costume:
A friend asks you for something to eat; a Best Friend is the reason you have no food.
"Why do we teach kids that violence is not the answer and then have them read about wars in school that solved America's problems?" Anonymous
God made man, and then he said, "I can do better than that," and made women.
So many boys, so many reasons to stay alone
I didn't mean to hurt your feelings...I was aiming for your face.
Irony: Falling down the stairs due to distraction by the "watch your step" sign.
TEACHER: George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree, but also admitted it. Now, Louie, do you know why his father didn't punish him?
TEACHER: Now, Simon, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating?
Well if you made it down this far then congratulations!
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