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Author has written 8 stories for Transformers/Beast Wars.

Yay! You've liked my writing enough to come to my profile! Success! :D

As you'll find out, I'm pretty slow at writing. So feel free to send me a message asking for a new chapter on a certain story. Sometimes it takes a kick in the pants for me to get new content up on your favorite story.

Real name: Hailey

Gender: Female

Birthday: January 11th

Obsession: Transformers (seriously, any more obsessed and I'd either explode or turn into Optimus Prime. Which by the way the second would be awesome! :D)

Favorite Bands: Imagine Dragons, Owl City, fun.

Likes: Friends, Transformers, hanging out, My iPod, Music (whatever sounds good), astronomy

Favorite TV shows: Transformers Prime, Transformers Rescue Bots, Doctor Who, Sherlock, Elementary, Firefly

Transformers series I've watched: G1, TFA, Movies, TFP, Rescue Bots

Notes on my progress:

Everything is kinda on hold. Not forever though, promise. I have a lot of school related stuff to do, senior project currently being the most annoying. Until I finish my senior project, wriing a novel, I probably won't update. Needless to say, forcing myself to write so much daily on an original story saps my energy for fanfiction. However, if I feel the itch to write something and am going to scream if I have to read another word out of that novel, maybe I'll update. We'll see. bear with me until then. Thanks!

Ok, so I'm trying to balance out my time on each of my stories. However, my Plot Bunnies come and go. Right now, they're mostly gone. If you have ideas you wanna see in one of my stories, tell me! PM me! I don't bite, and I may very well use it. I need to get my juices flowing again, and I need your help.

(Oh, and just so I don't get sued, I don't own any of the pictures I use as my avatar or story covers.)

(A note about "Mackenzie Culmann: A Life Story": Ok, I have no idea where this came from. I'm a total Autobot Fangirl. I hate 'Cons! Especially Starscream! ... I BLAME THE PLOT BUNNIES!!!)

Random copy-pate-thingys

If you make Doctor Who/Sherlock/Transformers/Star wars/etc. references in regular conversation and get disappointed when no one gets them, post this on your profile.

Whoever said nothing is impossible never tried to slam a revolving door.

A computer once beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kick boxing.

When I was younger, my parents encouraged me to walk and talk. Now, all they want me to do is sit down and shut up!

They say guns don't kill people, people kill people, but honestly I think guns have something to do with it because if someone just stood there and said "bang," I don't think many people would be dead...

I'm the kind of person that walks into a door and apologizes.

Flying is simple. You just throw yourself at the ground and miss.

'It's always in the last place you look' Well DUH! Because you stop looking after you find it! HELLO!

God made man, and then he said, "I can do better than that," and made women.

I used to be normal, until I met the freaks that I call my friends

If several inanimate objects hate you, post this on profile.

If you or your best friend is insane, copy this into your profile. (both)

If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this onto your profile.

There's nothing wrong with arguing with yourself. It's when you argue with yourself and LOSE when it's weird. If you agree, copy this and put it in your profile.

If your friends are WEIRD (But not as weird as you) put this on your profile.

If you have your own little world, copy this into your profile.

If you've ever burst out laughing in a quiet room, copy this into your profile.

If you have a tendency to talk to yourself, copy and paste this into your profile.

98 percent of teenagers do or have tried smoking pot. If you're one of the 2 percent who hasn't, copy & paste this in your profile.

If you have ever pushed on a door that said pull or visa versa copy this into your profile

If you have ever forgotten what you were going to say, right before you say it, copy this into your profile.

If you talk back to the TV, copy this into your profile.

If you run into inanimate objects and then blame them for it, copy and paste this in your profile.

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AUTOBOTS! If you are on the side of the righteous Autobots paste this onto your profile!

Many people want very badly for fictional characters to exist. Little do they realize, That anything you can think of really can exist, in a different dimension. Considering the fact that there are an unlimited amount of dimensions, any kind of fictional character and/or universe really does exist! Copy and Paste this onto your profile if this made you have an amazing epiphany, and made you very happy (Also add your name to the list). District X, MISCrasyaboutfanfics, MoreThanMeetsTheEye231

97 percent of teens only see the Transformers franchise because of Shia La Beouf or Megan Fox. Copy and paste this into your signature if you're the other 3 percent that goes to see things explode and robots beating the slag outta each other!

Hello and welcome to the Mental Health Hot-line. If you are obsessive compulsive, press 1 repeatedly. If you are co-dependent ask someone to press 2 for you. If you have multiple personalities press 3, 4, 5, 6. If you are paranoid, we know what you are and what you want so stay on the line and we'll trace your call. If you are delusional press 7 and your call will be sent to the Mother Ship. If you are schizophrenic listen carefully and a small voice will tell you which number to press. If you are depressive, it doesn't matter which number you press, no one will answer you. If you are dyslexic press 6, 9, 6, 9, 6, 9. If you have a nervous disorder fidget with the hatch key until the beep. After the beep, please wait for the beep. If you have short term memory loss, please try your call again later and if you have low self esteem, hang up; all our operators are too busy to talk to you.

The white man said, "Colored people are not allowed here." The black man turned around and stood up. He then said: "Listen sir...when I was born I was BLACK, When I grew up I was BLACK, When I'm sick I'm BLACK, When I go in the sun I'm BLACK, When I'm cold I'm BLACK, When I die I'll be BLACK. But you sir, When you're born you're PINK, When you grow up you're WHITE, When you're sick, you're GREEN, When you go in the sun you turn RED, When you're cold you turn BLUE, And when you die you turn PURPLE. And you have the nerve to call me colored?" The black man then sat back down and the white man walked away...

Boys are like slinkies, useless, but fun to watch fall down the stairs.

Random quotes:

"I installed a skylight in my apartment. The people who live above me are furious."
-Adam Young (a.k.a. Owl City)

"Well of course I like looking at cars rather than boys! And for two reasons; Cars will actually stay in one spot long enough to listen to what you have to say, and when a car has something wrong with least THAT can be fixed." --OPGirl106 (on DeviantART)

"Let your actions speak for you." - Chromia

How to Tell if You're a Writer

[x] If you talk to yourself.
[x] If you talk to yourself about talking to yourself (i.e. ‘I wonder why I talk to myself so much?’)
[x] If, when you talk to yourself, you sometimes speak as if talking to another person (i.e. ‘Okay, so have you ever noticed that the word ‘deliver’ could mean removing someone’s liver?’)
] If, after uttering a profound piece of wisdom like that above, you stare at the cookie in your hand in awe and say, ‘Wow, this is good stuff for sugar highs!’
] If you live off of sugar and caffeine.
] If people start to notice that you tend to check your e-mail every day for a week, then suddenly disappear off the face of the planet.
] If your e-mails tend to be pages long and incredibly random.
] If, when replying to someone else’s e-mail, you are sometimes so random that you fail to address the original message altogether.
] If you tend to collect the Bic Stics people leave lying around, kind of like picking pennies off the ground.
] If, no matter where you are in your room, you never have to so much as get up to reach a pen/pencil and paper.
[x] If the letters are starting to wear off on the keys of your keyboard.
] If people think you might have A.D.D.
] If you think it’d be cool to have A.D.D.
[x] If you start constantly talking in third person, past tense.
[x] If you think about making lists like this, and start giggling for no ‘apparent’ reason.
[x] If your friends don’t even bother to look funny at you anymore when you start giggling for no apparent reason.
] And finally, the number one way to tell if you’re a good writer: If you failed English 10

Top 10 favourite Transformers

1: Jazz (G1)

2: Blades (RB)

3: Optimus Prime (TFP)

4: Wheeljack (G1)

5: Bumblebee (TFP)

6: Ratchet (TFP)

7: Arcee (TFP)

8: Smokescreen (TFP)

9: Ironhide (G1)

10: Evac (Transformers: The Ride 3D)

What would you do if...

2 woke you up in the middle of the night?

Me: Whoever woke me up must have a death wish. *sees it's Blades* Oh. Hey Blades. What's up? (He's adorable enough to get away with it.)

3 walked into the bathroom while you're showering?


5 cooked you dinner.

Me: How did you fit in my kitchen? O.o

6 was lying on the beach next to you sleeping.

Me: *is sleeping too*

4 announced he/she is going to marry 9 tomorrow

Ironhide and I: NO.

Wheeljack: *is off dying of laughter in the corner*

7 confessed they were related to you

Me: ...Ok. I am okay with this.

8 got into the hospital somehow

Me: Were you messing with the phase shifter again?

Smokes: ...nooo...

9 made fun of your friends

Me: *death glare* Don't make me call Ratchet.

10 ignored you all the time

Me: Evaaaaaac, Just one ride, please!

Two serial killers are hunting you. What will 1 do?

Jazz: *serious face*

Me: Ooh, he's not smiling. I pity them.

You're stuck in a house on fire. What does 5 do?

Me: *gets out of a slightly charred muscle car, a safe distance from the blaze*

You can't stop laughing. What will 10 do?

Evac: You ok?

Me: I don't know! *falls out of chair laughing*

1 is all you ever dreamed of. Why?

Me: Um... wut?

2 tells you about his/her deeply hidden love for number 9. Your reaction?

Blades: I DO NOT.

Ironhide: Frag right you don't.

Me: *sigh* Sometimes, I hate my fandom.

Number 8 thinks he'll/she'll never get a girlfriend/boyfriend. What will you tell him/her?

Me: *gives him energon goodies*

Smokes: *is satisfied*

Number 9 gives you a bagel. Do you eat it?

Me: *nom nom nom* What was the question?

6 got high.

Me: Not the SynthEn again!

8 buys a computer. What's the first thing he looks up?

Smokes: *looks away from YouTube* Huh?

computer meows*

You know you are obsessed with Transformers when…..

[x] You hug every yellow vehicle thinking its Bumblebee. (I want to hug every Camaro I see... Does that count?)
[x] You are afraid to go near a yellow Lamborghini for fear you might accidentally mess up its paint job and incur the wrath of the sun. (Don't mess with the paint! XD)
[x] You laugh uncontrollably when you see a red lambo and a cop car at once. (Haven't seen that yet, but I totally would!)
[x] You can never look at a mustang the same way again. (Fragging Barricade.)
[x] You are distrustful of any black and white saleen mustang. (Barricade again :L)
[x] You suspect every semi truck with flames is Optimus Prime. (More like hope.)
] You name your green Jeep Hound (Don't have a Jeep, but I totally would!)
[x] You don’t trust black cop cars for fear that it is Barricade. (Or maybe it's Prowl...)
[x] You constantly wait for things to crash from Decepticon attack. (I somtimes feel like I'm being watched. I always blame the 'Cons.)
[x] You cannot look at a boombox the same anymore. (If I ever saw a red one I'd have a total fangirl attack)
] You used to hate technology and now you love it. (Hate technology?!)
[x] You have read every bit of fan information to see what is going to happen in TF3. (I saw it a day early. BEST MOVIE EVER!!!)
[x] You see the title Deception and think Decepticon. (Always.)
[x] You mistake Auto body Repair with Autobot Repair. (All the time.)
] Radio Controlled robots are no longer good enough for you. (Never had those.)
] You go to the Hoover dam to make sure Megatron is nice and safe in layers of ice. (Stay frozen, ya fragger!)
] You write your congressmen and senators asking to stop Sector 7 funding. (How dare you hurt mah Bee?!)
[x] You start fights with Pirates of the Caribbean and Harry Potter fans and state a 200-page thesis why the Transformers are better then pirates and wizards. (Hey I love Harry! But I'll argue why TF is awesome any day.)
[x] You know more about the Transformers then the actors themselves. (I know a lot about Frank Welker and Peter Cullen too...)
] You get an Autobot tattoo. (No tattoos!)
] You get a Decepticon tattoo. (same as above)
[x] You see an ambulance and think it is Ratchet. (always)
] You claim one of the NASCAR’s is actually Hot Rod in disguise.
[x] You state that Jenny (XJ9) is sucky in comparison to Arcee. (Duh!)
] You know each song ever used in TF. (No, but i can name all the TF instrumental music by listening to the first 10 seconds)
] You think Stan Bush is hiding secrets to the locations of real TF’s.
[x] You think Darth Vader is a wuss and Megatron is the real Lord of the Sith. (Hells yes! XD)
[x] You want to join the Air Force or Navy just to fly a F-22 or F-15 or F-16. (Awesome plane! Not an awesome character, but awesome plane!)
] You write an essay for school about what you want to grow up to be and you say you want to be an Autobot when you grow up. (I doubt my teachers would appreciate that. XD)
] You call the White House and suggest sending Scorponok to Iraq to end the war. (Unfortunately, he'd never work for us. Stupid fragger.)
] You are a scientist and want to be called Dr. Jetfire, or Dr. Starscream, or Dr. Preceptor.
] You are known as General Jazz.
] You call your gun Ironhide. (I no has gun)
] You claim that the train you took last year was Astrotrain. (AAAAAHHHH!!! PURPLE SPACE TRAIN FROM HELL!!!)
] You are a boy and change your name to Sam, Spike, or Sparkplug.
] You are a girl and change your name to Carly or Michaela, or Maggie.
] You own every DVD, VHS, and Blu-Ray disk of TF. (No, but I keep both TF movies in my room)
] You write your college essays on the show and its mythological parallelisms.
] You pray to God for your very own Bumblebee. (Not a bad idea...)
] You pray to Lord Primus instead of God.
] You think your teachers attitude resembles that of Shockwaves. (I haven't got any bitchy teachers)
[x] You get your parents obsessed with it as well. (No, but I got my sister and my friend obsessed, does that count?)
] You give people headaches from constant babble on TF theories. (I babble, but not to the point of headache inducing.)
] You start calling all insects Insecticons. (Now that you've given me the idea...)
[x] You name old cassette tapes after Soundwaves. (I've got a mini cassette in my room. I've got a plan for if it starts to transform: Throw it out the window.)
[x] You cannot hear the word blackout without thinking of Blackout. (That also goes for when my dad says "Get me my ratcheting screwdriver." ...Heehee... Ratchet...)
[x] You start trying to talk like Blurr. (yup x])
] You name your other green Jeep Brawn.
] You say you are the real Prime. (Pfft, No. That's Optimus, silly.)
] You start allegiances at your school and cause a school wide war with the other side for power over the playground.
] You think your teachers are really Decepticons in pretender shells.
] You use Jetfire as a source for a science paper.
] You cannot call construction machines by their proper name. And you start calling them by Constructicon names.
[x] You think all UFO’s are Cosmos. (Again, more like hope.)
] You go to a museum on natural history and call the dinosaurs by dinobot names. (I will next time I go!)
] You call your twin brothers Frenzy and Rumble. (I only have a little sister. I do call her Sides though, and she calls me Sunny.)
] You start comparing Real political figures with Decepticons and Autobots.
] You run for class president under the saying “Peace through tyranny.” (I've never run for class president)
] You run for class president under the saying “Freedom is the right of all sentient beings.” (same as above)
] You separate your family by fraction and sub-group.
[x] You used to hate the color yellow and now love it. (Never hated it. Before, it was just a color. Now I love it cause I always think of Bee. :3)
] You are a boy and wear pink to advertise Arcee for TF2.
] You call Nasa and give them suggestions on improving technology based on Transformers designs. (If only I had NASA's #)
] You look at a map of astronomy and try to locate planet Junk or Cybertron.
[x] You play Prowl vs Barricade instead of Good cop vs Bad cop.
[x] You think Decepticons caused the California forest fires. (Damn 'Cons!)
[x] You claim every earthquake is caused by Rumble. (I've sometimes thought that...)
[x] You claim the oil crisis is caused by Megatron wanting Energon. (greedy fatass)
] You have reoccurring dreams where you are a Transformer. (I wish!)
] You tell your physics teacher he/she is full of it and that the Transformers have proved that you can travel faster then speed of light is a possibility.
] You covered your walls with TF pics. (I wish!)
] You call your computer Teletran one. (I will now! XD)
] You have the TF 2008 Calendar up on your wall and it is just 2007. (I had a TF 2010 calendar...)
[x] You are over the age 16 and still want Transformers bedding. (15, but close enough)
[x] You want to collect the Dreamwave Comics even thought they went bankrupt and are incomplete stories. (I want TF comics!)
] You do not call electricity; electricity anymore and call it Energon now. (My dad will be so annoyed. XD)
] You refer soda as Energon as well. (I've referred to pink lemonade as energon...)
] You call your local garbage man Wreck-Gar. (never seen my local garbage-man. he stays in the truck. ...Wait a minute...)
[x] You build a model of the Ark. (I drew a floor plan. Does that count?)
] You also build a model of the Nemesis. (thinking of doing a floor plan for that)
] You then stage battles between your two new models.
[x] You want to move to Iacon. (HELLS YES!)
] You think your local minister is really a member of the Ancients.
] You try to do Circuit-su. (Prowl! Teach me!)
] You try-and fail- to do Jet Judo. (That'd be awesome!)
] You state that Global Warming is really a Great Shutdown of the planet.
[x] You don’t say WTF anymore you say What the Matrix. (More like "What the frag")
] You call your soul a spark now.
] You think the head of congress is really a Quintessian.
] You try to build a space bridge.
] You think the end of the world will come from Unicron.
] You want Vector Sigma.
[x] You take to the shooting range to learn how to shoot moving targets. That way you can shoot down Decepticon Seekers. (I could only hit the stationary cans!)
[x] You join Transformer fanclubs. (2)
] You own a Transformer related site.
] You are the leader of a Transformers fanbase.
] You need to seek psychiatric help for delusional disorder from transformers induced hallucinations.
[x] You see anything TF and go fan crazy.
] You want every toy even if it means importing it.
] You want Takaras autograph.
[x] You want to be a truck driver because you might get to meet Optimus that way.
[x] You bought the DVD the first day it came out. (begged my mom to x])
[x] You saw the movie over 25 times. (I watched it almost every day over the summer x])
] You go and buy a GMC Topkick thinking it's Ironhide and always hug it.
] You hug a Pontiac Solstice thinking it's Jazz brought back to life.
] You scream and hide when you hear something like a siren thinking it's Barricade.
[x] You get a shirt with the autobot symbol.
[x] You buy a pinata with a decepticreep symbol on it and smash away. (I got a dart board)
] You sign up for the military hoping to see Lennox, Epps, and the Autobots.
[x] Every time you see a semi truck you yell "Optimus Prime!"
[x] You read this entire list and added to it.

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To Walk Among Titans by Vindicated Skies reviews
TFP. Over twenty years after the death of Optimus Prime, Earth is a dying world ruled by Decepticons. The Resistance that was once led by Jack Darby is a tattered shadow, and only one Autobot lives to watch mankind slowly disappear. With nothing left to lose, the only chance to save the future lies with the hope that the past is not truly set in stone. Time-travel fic.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 15 - Words: 78,274 - Reviews: 175 - Favs: 164 - Follows: 176 - Updated: 1/1 - Published: 11/10/2012 - Optimus Prime, Ratchet, Jack D., Miko N.
All In Your Head by An illiterate peasant reviews
Frisk woke up in their bed. Their old bed. Had their whole adventure been a dream? Perhaps. But does that really mean that none of it was real? The monsters they met along the way certainly don't seem to think so. (Original post-pacifist AU. Rated T to be on the safe side.)
Undertale - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 12 - Words: 32,435 - Reviews: 130 - Favs: 166 - Follows: 215 - Updated: 12/8/2016 - Published: 1/17/2016 - Frisk, Papyrus, Sans, Undyne
Free Falling by Hubero reviews
It's been over a year since Jaime met the Bots. The Cons are searching for something, but that's the least of Jaime's worries. Lately she's been dreaming of a horrible monster who calls himself the Fallen. And who is the prisoner plaguing her dreams? There's a storm coming that only Jaime can sense, and when it hits, she's going to be right in the center of it. "I Feel Home" Sequel
Transformers - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 16 - Words: 70,512 - Reviews: 416 - Favs: 363 - Follows: 409 - Updated: 8/29/2016 - Published: 3/5/2013 - W. Lennox, Jazz, Optimus Prime, Sideswipe
Big Bones by Brishton reviews
Twenty-two-year old Ashley West's life was going great. A new house! A new job! A new chapter in her life! However, there was one new thing she hadn't been anticipating: a giant skeleton napping in the woods./Giant Sans AU
Undertale - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 32,550 - Reviews: 142 - Favs: 155 - Follows: 193 - Updated: 6/29/2016 - Published: 1/1/2016 - OC, Sans
Counterfeit by mooncrossed reviews
She's not out of the woods yet. If Cass thought the 'Cons were insane, wait until she has to live with the Autobots.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 18 - Words: 173,671 - Reviews: 91 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 52 - Updated: 3/28/2015 - Published: 10/20/2011 - Swindle
Spike the Sparkling by MissCHSparkles reviews
Hee, yeah, another of Wheeljack's inventions goes wrong and the Autobots are left with a Sparkling on thier hands. How do they handle it and can they keep him safe from the Cons. And what does our main character think about all this. Read on to find out.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 16 - Words: 34,385 - Reviews: 274 - Favs: 237 - Follows: 206 - Updated: 2/23/2015 - Published: 10/3/2010 - Spike W., Optimus Prime
Rising Generations by Ghost of the Dawn reviews
When Starscream seeks out a strange power source in space, its discovery starts a series of events that will change the future of Cybertron and all who inhabit it. Rated for language, possibly violence in later chapters. Equally D-con/Auto centric
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 28 - Words: 330,614 - Reviews: 818 - Favs: 309 - Follows: 278 - Updated: 12/8/2014 - Published: 6/22/2010
Transformers: Schism by Vaeru reviews
Sparkbearer Saga: Part II. G1-based AU. Alien invasions, possessed vehicles, language barriers, government conspiracies, family drama, supermarket tabloids, and tomato wars... Welcome to Earth.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 14 - Words: 26,694 - Reviews: 647 - Favs: 647 - Follows: 661 - Updated: 11/7/2014 - Published: 10/23/2010 - Sideswipe, Sunstreaker
Rules For Not Getting Squished by StoleTheSpider reviews
A handy set of rules for living with the Autobots! Hopefully this saves you from annoying certain Autobots enough to result in you getting squished into a little human pancake on the ground... -Rated T to be safe!
Transformers - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 67 - Words: 101,586 - Reviews: 1505 - Favs: 415 - Follows: 320 - Updated: 10/18/2014 - Published: 9/27/2011 - Ironhide, Ratchet, Optimus Prime
I Feel Home by Hubero reviews
Jaime Hawthorne lost her parents to a car accident. Years later she thinks that her luck has finally changed after she is adopted. But strange things are happening. Like the voice she's been hearing from someone named Jazz. And why was that cop car following her? And what's with the weird vibe she always gets from that black pickup truck? And most importantly, what's the Allspark?
Transformers - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 19 - Words: 79,662 - Reviews: 319 - Favs: 508 - Follows: 260 - Updated: 10/15/2014 - Published: 11/28/2012 - W. Lennox, Ironhide, Jazz, Sideswipe - Complete
The Strangest of Places by Mighty ANT reviews
Prime/Rescue Bots Crossover. Little moments within both series. Prompts and suggestions accepted.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 18 - Words: 38,811 - Reviews: 203 - Favs: 119 - Follows: 115 - Updated: 8/13/2014 - Published: 3/31/2012
Exploration and Relocation by Mighty ANT reviews
Beaten and battered, Wheeljack finds safe harbor in the small island town of Griffin Rock. Prime/Rescue Bots Crossover
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 6 - Words: 13,097 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 68 - Follows: 73 - Updated: 8/5/2014 - Published: 5/30/2012 - Wheeljack
Zirconium by Uniasus reviews
When Sam needed motivation for his daily run, he got chased by a Camaro with tinted windows.
Transformers - Rated: K - English - Friendship - Chapters: 42 - Words: 18,645 - Reviews: 272 - Favs: 300 - Follows: 123 - Updated: 5/24/2014 - Published: 1/17/2010 - Bumblebee, Sam W. - Complete
A New Version of Reality by LeaderPinhead reviews
The Butterfly Effect: the phenomenon whereby a minor change in circumstances can cause a large change in outcome. In other words, the tiniest additions can change the fabric of an entire reality. The sequel to Pint Sized. [Pre and AU '07 movie-verse]
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Family/Drama - Chapters: 37 - Words: 448,685 - Reviews: 663 - Favs: 270 - Follows: 177 - Updated: 4/28/2014 - Published: 10/1/2012 - Bluestreak, Wheeljack, OC - Complete
Drone by LeaderPinhead reviews
A Vehicon is left to die after a routine battle between the Decepticons and Autobots. Imagine his surprise when he onlines in a human repair shop to find a deranged human banging on his hood. [Drabble fic set in Prime!verse and takes place prior to "Out of His Head"; OC-centric]
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 28 - Words: 6,454 - Reviews: 263 - Favs: 200 - Follows: 117 - Updated: 2/28/2014 - Published: 2/1/2014 - Vehicons, OC - Complete
37 More Things by TFSuperfan reviews
Based off of 37 Things by Prowlersgirl. What would happen if the Ark housed an elevator...? *ON SEMI-HIATUS*
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 6,574 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 31 - Updated: 1/18/2014 - Published: 4/13/2011 - Sideswipe, Sunstreaker, Wheeljack, Jazz
Collision by The Feesh reviews
What happens to a Mustang when a garbage truck T bones it at 60 mph? I don't know. Neither did Barricade. Bayverse, post 2007 movie. Reviews are what keeps me going.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 24 - Words: 54,276 - Reviews: 818 - Favs: 549 - Follows: 552 - Updated: 11/2/2013 - Published: 7/15/2007 - Barricade
A New Divide by Mighty ANT reviews
With the destruction of their base, Team Prime has scattered, leaving the Autobots to their own devices. While Optimus and Wheeljack search the stars for Autobot aid, the obscure island of Griffin Rock and its inhabitants come into play. Rescue Bots/Prime crossover. Post-"Darkest Hour" and spin-off 'The Strangest of Places'.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 8 - Words: 39,354 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 72 - Follows: 67 - Updated: 10/27/2013 - Published: 3/28/2013 - Optimus Prime
The Left Leg by Taipan Kiryu reviews
G1. An unfortunate incident during a battle merges Wildrider and Air Raid with the wrong Gestalt. Will the Stunticons and the Aerialbots manage to adapt to their new teammates or will they tear them apart in the process? Life is one ironic slagger.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 31 - Words: 115,489 - Reviews: 311 - Favs: 98 - Follows: 109 - Updated: 9/15/2013 - Published: 10/30/2010 - Wildrider, Air Raid
The Spark Corps by sirjosh10 reviews
Earth has been invaded for months now, the enemy is everywhere and grows stronger. Any resistance is scattered and weakening, the story follows a band of survivors in the US heading North for one last hope. Movieverse AU, some characters from real life. Rated T for violence and dark imagery.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 5 - Words: 2,664 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 8/16/2013 - Published: 6/26/2013 - Arcee, Optimus Prime, Shockwave, Dreadwing
Forests of the Night by LobaEclipse reviews
Jazz wasn't expecting a rescue, and he certainly wasn't expecting a rescue quite like this one.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 5 - Words: 13,685 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 55 - Updated: 8/16/2013 - Published: 7/19/2013 - Jazz, Prowl - Complete
Practicum Cybertronium by Foxbear reviews
When faced with a completely alien species even the most experienced professional can suddenly feel like a rank amateur. Rough roads, impulsive youths, poor bedside manner, all serve to give both June Darby and Ratchet a chance to learn more than they ever dreamed and bond in ways they would never had imagined. Series of oneshots, periodically updated as the plot bunnies strike.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 4 - Words: 9,272 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 98 - Follows: 44 - Updated: 3/11/2013 - Published: 9/24/2011 - Bumblebee, June D.
Honey, I Shrunk the Robots: An Official Rule Book by Scriptor Bellum reviews
Tally's got to set down a few ground rules for her little itty bitty Transformers, just to let them know who's boss. They can't be waging a war in her house, mini or otherwise. So, who's boss? The five foot tall organic, that's who! rated for safety
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 9,588 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 64 - Follows: 45 - Updated: 1/15/2013 - Published: 12/20/2012
When You Wish Upon an Acorn by LeaderPinhead reviews
Because only a Dinobot would do such a thing. Now the Autobots get a little taste of what is known as "The Fangirl." [Follow up one-shot to A Decepticon's Guideline to Dealing with Fangirls]
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,954 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 3 - Published: 1/10/2013 - Ratchet, Swoop - Complete
Classified by Trapezoidal reviews
The TF toys have allowed me into their lives. I have completely betrayed their trust. Rated for language in some was totally worth it.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 4,444 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 1/1/2013 - Published: 7/27/2012 - Optimus Prime
Snowbound by Kenya Starflight reviews
It's Christmas Eve, and a freak blizzard has stranded a handful of Autobots in a barn for the night. When Decepticons arrive on the scene, Jazz proposes an unlikely truce...
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,803 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 6 - Published: 12/13/2012 - Wheeljack, Jazz - Complete
A Child Shall Lead Them by Kenya Starflight reviews
Upon Optimus Prime's death, the Matrix of Leadership falls into the hands of a surprising candidate, and the Dinobot Swoop finds himself bearing a burden he could never have imagined.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 11 - Words: 53,488 - Reviews: 175 - Favs: 173 - Follows: 75 - Updated: 10/28/2012 - Published: 11/1/2010 - Swoop, Grimlock - Complete
Prism by Foxbear reviews
Of all the humans on Earth the commander of the Cybertronians has long counted the youth Jackson Darby his closest ally. When the raven haired organic appears to go suddenly mad the fragile peace that the mech has begun to achieve, both within his own spark and with his allies is threatened.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Family - Chapters: 18 - Words: 33,396 - Reviews: 129 - Favs: 81 - Follows: 47 - Updated: 10/3/2012 - Published: 7/27/2012 - Megatron, Jack D. - Complete
Pint Sized by LeaderPinhead reviews
A death in a family often leads to the inheritance of material possessions. This normally doesn't include a box full of warring robots from a distant planet. Rated T for language
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 25 - Words: 254,998 - Reviews: 347 - Favs: 401 - Follows: 156 - Updated: 9/23/2012 - Published: 3/29/2012 - Bluestreak, Skywarp, OC - Complete
Jazz's Terrible Vacation by Dracoqueen22 reviews
Full Title: Jazz's Terrible, Horrible, No Good, Very Bad Vacation. In which vacations are supposed to be relaxing, but Jazz somehow missed that memo. Rated for language.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,882 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/29/2012 - Jazz, Ratchet - Complete
Murphy's Law by Ashana reviews
G1 AU Grace is guarding an abandoned, and possibly radioactive, bunker in the middle of nowhere. She doesn't know why, and she doesn't particularly care, but adventure has a funny way of sneaking up on those who want it least...
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 29,824 - Reviews: 71 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 39 - Updated: 8/28/2012 - Published: 6/29/2011 - Optimus Prime, Prowl
The Boomerang Incident by Exactlywhat reviews
"By the way, Sideswipe... Thanks for the boomerang."
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,177 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 69 - Follows: 17 - Published: 8/27/2012 - Ratchet, Sideswipe, Sunstreaker - Complete
The Cat Incident by Molten-Ashes reviews
"Just mech up Jazz, it's an organic. It can't hurt you that badly for Primus' sake!"
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 894 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 104 - Follows: 17 - Published: 8/14/2012 - Jazz, Prowl - Complete
Only Time Will Tell by Mighty ANT reviews
Prime. "And alone is usually a lot less complicated." -Set of drabbles- AU
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,277 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 6 - Published: 8/13/2012 - Wheeljack, Miko N. - Complete
When the Mechs Get Bored by JaAm reviews
Spike and Bumblebee return to the Ark to find a strange sight. The Autobots are all outside the ship, frozen in place. Was it the Decepticons? Wheeljack's immobilizer? Umm... no.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 22,440 - Reviews: 95 - Favs: 87 - Follows: 60 - Updated: 8/11/2012 - Published: 1/21/2012
glitchups by mamabot reviews
Yes another oneshot crack silly for a contest. This time for the Ratchet Club at da. TFP Ratchet learns about hiccups *. Comes straight from me and 2 of my sons. Miko *, Jack, Raff, Bulkhead and of course... Optimus *.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,249 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 6 - Published: 7/28/2012 - Ratchet, Miko N. - Complete
Sleepover by DemonSurfer reviews
After all, it had to had to be better than sleeping in the hall. One-shot. Blurr and Dinobots.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,410 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 11 - Published: 7/4/2012 - Blurr, Grimlock - Complete
Beneath That Metal Exterior by Wisecrack Idiots reviews
Prime. Written in response to SargesGrl12's "Bully." As it turns out, Vince isn't one to ignore a blow to his pride. As the delinquent continues to give Rafael and his friends hell, Ratchet takes it upon himself to fix their problems by any means necessary.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 11 - Words: 50,667 - Reviews: 182 - Favs: 163 - Follows: 140 - Updated: 7/4/2012 - Published: 8/21/2011 - Raf E., Ratchet
Of Collaboration and Paint by MarySuOfYay reviews
Getting the cassettes to work together had always been a trial for Soundwave. However, once they finally did, he didn't know what to think of it. Humor!
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,464 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 7 - Published: 6/25/2012 - Soundwave - Complete
No More Mr Nice Guy by Tirya King reviews
G1. Sideswipe goes a bit too far with his pranks and Prowl is fed up. It's time to stop being professional and start getting down and dirty.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 34,312 - Reviews: 150 - Favs: 243 - Follows: 123 - Updated: 6/25/2012 - Published: 4/23/2005 - Prowl, Sideswipe - Complete
Common Ground by Foxbear reviews
When a rescue mission goes awry Optimus becomes trapped in a dark place surrounded by beings who count Autobots as food. Surviving their attacks is difficult enough but his only ally is Salcha Franklin, a jealous creature of indeterminate species who would just as soon eat as aid him.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Supernatural - Chapters: 10 - Words: 12,689 - Reviews: 67 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 6/23/2012 - Published: 6/5/2012 - Jack D., Optimus Prime
I've Been Trucked! by theshadowcat reviews
Movieverse: an unsuspecting Sarah Lennox 'lends' Ironhide to her even more unsuspecting cousin. Will try to have this story lead into the second movie, but I'm not making any promises. Please R&R.
Transformers - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 25 - Words: 76,485 - Reviews: 535 - Favs: 347 - Follows: 409 - Updated: 6/12/2012 - Published: 8/23/2007 - Ironhide
Mud by DemonSurfer reviews
There were certain things to remember when engaging the enemy in a desert. Especially if it's raining.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,532 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/7/2012 - Kickback, Smokescreen - Complete
List of Events Where Wheeljack Lost His Left Hand by Vixen Tail reviews
Ratchet's list of Wheeljack caused mishaps that incurred a loss of the left hand, starting from their youngling days to the time they arrive on Earth. No Wheeljacks were harmed in the making of this fic . . . oh, hell. Who am I kidding? Pure crack.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 14 - Words: 25,618 - Reviews: 112 - Favs: 105 - Follows: 80 - Updated: 6/7/2012 - Published: 2/20/2011 - Ratchet, Wheeljack
Nightshift by Melora Maxwell reviews
Or what happens when you have a Prime at a loose end and looking for something to do...
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,382 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 3 - Published: 5/22/2012 - Optimus Prime, Ratchet - Complete
Detonation by Mighty ANT reviews
Prime. Miko spends some time with Wheeljack during one of his visits. However, she was never warned about his tendency to...invent. Oneshot
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,055 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 85 - Follows: 11 - Published: 4/16/2012 - Miko N., Wheeljack - Complete
Property Of by hydraling110 reviews
During a Cybertronian 'peace,' ex-Cons decide to hide the sentience of and sell humans as pets to secure Earth. Sam and Mikaela might just be the first to grasp the reality of the situation alongside their new mech owner.
Transformers - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 27 - Words: 251,777 - Reviews: 1064 - Favs: 819 - Follows: 789 - Updated: 3/17/2012 - Published: 10/24/2009 - Sam W., Mikaela B.
Unfortunate Life of a Fanfiction Authoress by Jai Rose reviews
It is not all puppy dogs and kittens when you find out the world you live in is a lie. Especially when that lie has been made to seem fake and safer than driving when no one else is on the road. Pffh, safe. Summary is me trying to stay sane.-
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 13 - Words: 60,888 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 3/13/2012 - Published: 3/4/2010
Jacktastic by JaAm reviews
Ratchet was having a bad day. Wheeljack was having some fun. You put two and two together. "Wheeljack, what are you doing, and where is the rest of your body?"
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,724 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/5/2012 - Wheeljack - Complete
An Uncle's Duty by Foxbear reviews
Injured and forced to remain behind, Ironhide agrees to watch out for Sarah and Annabelle while Major Lennox is out on an extended mission. Can the best soldier in the Autobot army handle one little girl?
Transformers - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Family - Chapters: 6 - Words: 11,796 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 31 - Updated: 1/23/2012 - Published: 11/10/2011 - Ironhide, Annabelle L.
The Evil Side Of Prime by autobotgirl12328 reviews
Optimus Prime seems to be the one bot on the whole ark that isn't a prankster or a prankee. One morning he gives up to the good guy act and desides to have some fun. First a prank on the pranksters themselves! What could happens next?
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 9,445 - Reviews: 68 - Favs: 69 - Follows: 36 - Updated: 1/21/2012 - Published: 3/4/2009 - Optimus Prime - Complete
Semantics by The Starhorse reviews
Prowl says 'potato', and Sideswipe says 'potahto'. You may guess where this is going.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 25,967 - Reviews: 213 - Favs: 417 - Follows: 100 - Updated: 1/20/2012 - Published: 5/1/2007 - Sideswipe, Prowl - Complete
Blood and Energon by Foxbear reviews
On a long haul with Jack to pick up needed supplies Optimus discovers that there is more to this planet than the humans are telling them. Sequel to Deja Vu
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Supernatural - Chapters: 15 - Words: 34,759 - Reviews: 88 - Favs: 123 - Follows: 62 - Updated: 12/21/2011 - Published: 10/18/2011 - Jack D., Optimus Prime - Complete
Lennox and the Autobot by Foxbear reviews
When Lennox escapes his alien abductors he discovers an injured Cybertronian. The choice between compassion and revenge will have far reaching consequences. Slightly AU before the Mission City battle. Rated T for smoking and suggested violence. One shot
Transformers - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,931 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 74 - Follows: 15 - Published: 12/17/2011 - W. Lennox, Ironhide - Complete
Compromised by The Random Warriors reviews
It was a shard of something electric blue that seemed to glow when the light hit it. When her fingers closed around it, a chill ran up her arm, making her skin break out in gooseflesh. It felt ALIVE.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 5 - Words: 5,805 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 12/6/2011 - Published: 7/25/2011 - Starscream, Prowl
The Incident by Foxbear reviews
Miko gets a lesson in humility from Optimus after something goes terribly/hilariously wrong at school.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,827 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 101 - Follows: 25 - Published: 10/6/2011 - Miko N., Jack D. - Complete
Deja Vu by Foxbear reviews
While on an unexpected trip off planet, Jack and Raf put their survival skills to the test. Chapter 11 is the main reason for the T rating. There is viiolence, gore, and pain. I do not think it is gratuitous but read at your own risk.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Adventure - Chapters: 15 - Words: 35,246 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 144 - Follows: 38 - Updated: 10/6/2011 - Published: 9/22/2011 - Jack D., Raf E. - Complete
Healer: Do No Harm by Jarakrisafis reviews
Having captured and reprogrammed Ratchet, Megatron thought they were getting a brilliant if snarky medic. He didn't count on the trouble a Decepticon Ratchet could cause...
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,741 - Reviews: 70 - Favs: 193 - Follows: 50 - Updated: 9/17/2011 - Published: 2/4/2011 - Ratchet - Complete
They Dont Look Like Me! by Ever-After-Thy-Love reviews
Bumblebee doesn't think actual earth bee's look anything like him...Mikaela begs to differ! Short, sweet and random bunny! R-n-R.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,270 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 8 - Published: 9/4/2011 - Bumblebee, Mikaela B. - Complete
Screw Ups by Writergel reviews
"All threats of imminent doom aside, this really is another fine mess you've gotten us into." "Okay, I agree on that one. What number are we up to now?" "Since we arrived on Earth, 247." "Really? I thought it was more than that."
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 722 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/29/2011 - Wheeljack, Perceptor - Complete
Big Bee, Little Bee by JazzTheTiger reviews
Bumblebee is restless by nature, so how do the autobots handle him when an explosion turns him into a sparkling? And a big Bee trapped in a little Bee's body at that!
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 10 - Words: 21,620 - Reviews: 209 - Favs: 240 - Follows: 187 - Updated: 8/26/2011 - Published: 10/4/2010 - Bumblebee
My Falling Star by ScreamGurl reviews
Ever since the incident in Egypt two years ago, Optimus Prime has had this unsettling feeling of an uncomprehendable feeling nawing at the back of his CPU...that was until he got a massive wake-up call in the form of a tiny silver pod.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 15 - Words: 79,532 - Reviews: 151 - Favs: 91 - Follows: 53 - Updated: 8/14/2011 - Published: 11/8/2010 - Optimus Prime
Can't Get Any Worse by Rena Fair reviews
After Sideswipe had been turned into a sparkling, the machine leaves another side-affect that the Autobots have to go through again. But do they even want to? Not like they have a choice anyway. Sideswipe acts as a 'big brother' but he MAY fail miserably.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 11 - Words: 46,546 - Reviews: 62 - Favs: 71 - Follows: 33 - Updated: 8/14/2011 - Published: 1/19/2011 - Sideswipe, Sunstreaker - Complete
Ordinary Day by Anaya of Wolves reviews
G1. 'Just a day, Just an ordinary day. Just trying to get by.' Ordinary days with both the Autobots and Decpticons...well, as 'ordinary' as it gets with the Transformes. Random pairing doing ordinary things. NO SLASH!*Newest chapter-Hot Rod and Springer*
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 4,460 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 7/18/2011 - Published: 2/17/2010
Bully by Grim Piggles reviews
While Bumblebee's off on a mission, Ratchet finds himself to be the only available ride for Rafael after school. When the medic shows up a little late, he finds that Raf wasn't the only one still there once everyone else had left. The medic had heard Vince's name mentioned in the children's conversations before...and it had never been anything good...
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,408 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 292 - Follows: 38 - Published: 7/14/2011 - Ratchet, Raf E. - Complete
Manual Transformation by Molten-Ashes reviews
"Prowl, it says not to use excessive force"
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,829 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 170 - Follows: 24 - Published: 7/9/2011 - Jazz, Prowl - Complete
Transformers Remix: 09 by Cursed Shadowblade of Doom reviews
The Decepticons are scouring the world for something, but what? The girls thought life would be returning to normal, but when Optimus asks them for help, their world will be turned upside-down once again.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Family - Chapters: 12 - Words: 12,580 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 7/3/2011 - Published: 8/14/2010
Eloise by Storm racer reviews
Eloise has just spent Christmas and New year with her family and is now returning back to university. Her journey back starts off uneventful but that quickly changes. What happens to her? and how does she save an Autobot femme? May become a T later
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Angst - Chapters: 17 - Words: 101,606 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 6/11/2011 - Published: 12/18/2009 - Complete
Confidence Game by mooncrossed reviews
What happens when a teenager with a phobia concerning driving gets tied up in one of Swindle's crazy money making schemes? Yeah, I'm scared, too.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 30 - Words: 187,993 - Reviews: 85 - Favs: 72 - Follows: 32 - Updated: 5/13/2011 - Published: 10/4/2009 - Swindle - Complete
Well, This is Different by thedinoknowsall reviews
My first. Be gentle. OC-centric. A mysterious lab accident leads to 15 Autobots to come to our world. Why are they here? What happened? Aren't they supposed to be a cartoon? The boundaries between universes seem to be getting a little fuzzy...
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Adventure - Chapters: 34 - Words: 25,876 - Reviews: 186 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 39 - Updated: 2/17/2011 - Published: 1/30/2010
Starscream's the one and only by NovaBlastTF reviews
"Think that someone else would make a superior second in command then me huh? I'll show them!." Anyone would be better Starscream? He's gonna prove them wrong Autobot style. Edited by Fliara48
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 38,617 - Reviews: 180 - Favs: 300 - Follows: 79 - Updated: 2/12/2011 - Published: 3/28/2010 - Starscream - Complete
Racism by Juana la Cliker-Rooster reviews
Set in G1, 1980s. Jazz and Blaster encounter racism for the first time. Please read Author's notes BEFORE reading story. COMPLETE.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,111 - Reviews: 64 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 1/25/2011 - Published: 6/1/2008 - Jazz, Blaster - Complete
Sideswipe's sparkling adventure by Rena Fair reviews
Wheeljack's machine accidently turns Sideswipe into a newborn sparkling and it's up to Sunstreaker to watch over him. However, a programming in the yellow twin is activated leaving Sunstreaker into an over-protective mother that leads to extreme cuteness.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 15 - Words: 52,994 - Reviews: 103 - Favs: 147 - Follows: 60 - Updated: 1/13/2011 - Published: 10/14/2010 - Sideswipe, Sunstreaker - Complete
Sunstreaker's Christmas Tale by Mikoto-chan92 reviews
G1. Twoshot. Sunstreaker had never paid much attention to the earth customs, and neither did he care. Until one year, the holidays weren't as easy to avoid anymore. But the yellow mech might find himself surprised with what he discovers.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Family - Chapters: 2 - Words: 16,499 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 12/19/2010 - Published: 12/8/2010 - Sunstreaker - Complete
37 things by I Give Headaches To Aspirin reviews
If the transformers had an elevator...?
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 40 - Words: 8,490 - Reviews: 86 - Favs: 66 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 12/13/2010 - Published: 7/6/2010 - Prowl, Megatron - Complete
Jux: The Napkin Manuscripts by Vol reviews
Oneshots for Vaeru's "Juxtaposition" series, or "Sparkbearer Saga" or what have you ... Evy has seen a bit of their world aboard Metellus. Now it's her turn to show the Autobots hers. Mostly set sometime during the Schism storyline.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,773 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 118 - Follows: 60 - Updated: 10/28/2010 - Published: 6/7/2010 - Complete
Great Minds Think Alike by thedinoknowsall reviews
G1/Ani Crossover. Suddenly -actually, right after a big battle with the D-cons- some bots around the Ark aren't acting like themselves. Or at least themselves in this universe... Now Complete.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 31 - Words: 28,729 - Reviews: 256 - Favs: 91 - Follows: 71 - Updated: 10/27/2010 - Published: 6/17/2010 - Complete
Tranformers Remix: 07 by Cursed Shadowblade of Doom reviews
Three sisters buy their first car. None of them ever thought this would be the end of their normal world - and they wouldn't change it for anything. Rewrite of the 07 movie.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 14,457 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 8/12/2010 - Published: 12/4/2009 - Complete
Shoots and Ladders by Lnzy1 reviews
G1. Sometimes first impressions aren’t always the right ones, but around the Ark, one truth remains firm and everlasting: When in doubt, duck. Spike centric series of related one-shots.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 42,757 - Reviews: 118 - Favs: 174 - Follows: 128 - Updated: 8/6/2010 - Published: 12/23/2008 - Spike W.
Transformers: Juxtaposition by Vaeru reviews
Sparkbearer Saga: Part I. G1-based AU. A car wreck on a rainy night leads to the oddest partnership imaginable. A disembodied voice, possessed cars, alien robots, kidnapping, rescue, abduction, sparks, keys, and tomato sandwiches... Read if you dare.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 40 - Words: 122,996 - Reviews: 1778 - Favs: 1,359 - Follows: 663 - Updated: 8/2/2010 - Published: 3/30/2007 - Sideswipe, Ratchet - Complete
Little Brother by Meiza reviews
Prowl is infamous for being a logical, nigh emotionaless thinker who's better at battle calculations than interpersonal relationships. How he was roped into taking care of the last survivor of Praxus is anyone's guess.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Family - Chapters: 9 - Words: 64,542 - Reviews: 296 - Favs: 452 - Follows: 411 - Updated: 7/16/2010 - Published: 9/18/2009 - Prowl, Bluestreak
Pomp and Circumstance by Cru- That Uptown Girl reviews
What Sam hadn't seen coming were the six soldiers at the railing of the topmost row of the stadium. More appropriately: two soldiers, and four semi-solid holograms of soldiers. Sam was going to kill every last one of them.
Transformers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,356 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 301 - Follows: 28 - Published: 6/15/2010 - Sam W., Bumblebee - Complete
Wrong Number by PuraJazzBot reviews
While the other Autobots are out fighting a battle, it falls to Jazz to be the lone defender of Metroplex when the City is breached by an unwelcome visitor. For more information, please see the intro within.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,841 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 11 - Published: 5/24/2010 - Jazz, Metroplex - Complete
Two to Five Seconds by chibi-veneficus reviews
MovieVerse: It began when Ratchet just happened to be in the same area with Sam when he invoked the Five Seconds Rule. Laughter followed. Now: Bluestreak discovers, and is confused by, food idioms. Epps just wants to be somewhere else far, far away.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 10,804 - Reviews: 139 - Favs: 211 - Follows: 143 - Updated: 5/22/2010 - Published: 5/4/2008
Tinman: The Untold Chapters by Fire Redhead reviews
Just some fluff to stuff the seams of my Tinman story. More cute interactions between Ironhide and Annabelle Lennox. Enjoy!
Transformers - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 7 - Words: 18,887 - Reviews: 191 - Favs: 205 - Follows: 111 - Updated: 5/12/2010 - Published: 3/20/2009 - Ironhide, Annabelle L.
The Secret Lives of Decepticons by Ghost of the Dawn reviews
Takes place after "Autobot Files". Being a Decepticon isn't easy, but what do they do with themselves when they aren't fighting Autobots and trying to subjugate the population?
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 8 - Words: 59,539 - Reviews: 254 - Favs: 198 - Follows: 88 - Updated: 5/10/2010 - Published: 2/22/2010 - Complete
Car Wash by Hibana reviews
Life is never dull when your car is a talking robot named Bumblebee. A series of Sam and Bumblebee friendship ficlets. Enjoy!
Transformers - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 18 - Words: 19,193 - Reviews: 398 - Favs: 321 - Follows: 234 - Updated: 4/9/2010 - Published: 6/27/2009 - Sam W., Bumblebee
All In The Job by Flamedancer33 reviews
07-MV-- Dear Agent Simmons: Welcome to Psychoville, home to paranoid security officers, tempermental spies, and the average conspiracy theorist, population Too Many To Count And One More, Including You.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 21 - Words: 60,846 - Reviews: 517 - Favs: 393 - Follows: 307 - Updated: 4/7/2010 - Published: 8/13/2008 - R. Simmons
The Proverbial Thorn by ShyLight reviews
G1: Jazz and Prowl were all buddy best friends and whatnot since the very beginning, right? Primus, no. They hated each other when they first met. It took the span of a war, and some incredible effort to make that weird friendship work.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 2 - Words: 12,112 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 101 - Follows: 107 - Updated: 3/19/2010 - Published: 5/3/2009 - Prowl, Jazz
The Enemy of My Enemy is My Friend by dixiegurl13 reviews
Stinger never thought he'd live long enough to see retirement in the US Air Force, much less having an unconventional friendship with a certain black Seeker. Retirement? Yeah, right! Sequel to "The Enemy of My Enemy is My Enemy."
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Adventure - Chapters: 8 - Words: 34,963 - Reviews: 85 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 75 - Updated: 2/19/2010 - Published: 6/28/2009 - Skywarp, Starscream
The Autobot Files by Ghost of the Dawn reviews
Takes Place Directly after Ghost in the Machine. A series of short stories about a few Autobots and their different views on life.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 15 - Words: 140,998 - Reviews: 391 - Favs: 258 - Follows: 107 - Updated: 2/14/2010 - Published: 1/3/2009 - Complete
The Ghost by Beregond5 reviews
G1. When he first joined, Mirage wanted nothing to do with the other Autobots. A very persistent mech is about to change that.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,739 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 82 - Follows: 9 - Published: 2/13/2010 - Mirage, Hound - Complete
Invauable Soldier by Lnzy1 reviews
G1. Pre-Earth. The most valuable assets are those who can do every job assign to them. And some that aren’t.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 554 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/8/2010 - Optimus Prime - Complete
The Resurrection Effect by Fastern reviews
TFA / In the aftermath of Longarm's betrayal, Cliffjumper finds himself on trial for crimes he did not commit. But a dramatic bid for freedom may give him the chance he needs to prove his innocence. He must find and revive Blurr.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 17 - Words: 60,489 - Reviews: 82 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 12/15/2009 - Published: 4/5/2009 - Cliffjumper, Blurr - Complete
Small Favors by Lnzy1 reviews
[G1]He never wanted to see a world torn apart by their war as his had been...but in a small American town, abandoned, left to ruin and decay after the initial invasion, Bumblebee finds a glimmer of hope for possible redemption in the form of a small child
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 12 - Words: 39,363 - Reviews: 163 - Favs: 210 - Follows: 151 - Updated: 10/13/2009 - Published: 8/29/2007
Double, Double by masterctarl reviews
TFA, One-Shot. Prize fic for Stormx. Post-Season 3, the Jettwins find themselves in Ratchet's repair bay after an accident. While "thinking about what they did", they meet another pair of twins who knew the old medic long ago.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,357 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 147 - Follows: 16 - Published: 8/31/2009 - Jetfire, Jetstorm - Complete
Multiplication by Kd Zeal reviews
Nerd-bots in war! Or, why you really ought to remember basic math if you call yourself a scientist.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 353 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 15 - Published: 8/24/2009 - Perceptor, Starscream - Complete
Staying Alive: A HowTo by The Starhorse reviews
Rule Number One: Don't ever, ever, EVER stab your commanding officer in the back. Rule Number Two: On the off chance that you ignore Rule Number One, you better run like hell. Far, far away.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 17,699 - Reviews: 121 - Favs: 562 - Follows: 55 - Published: 8/9/2009 - Sideswipe, Sunstreaker - Complete
The Enemy of My Enemy is My Enemy by dixiegurl13 reviews
G1-ish. A routine mission winds up being anything but for our favorite trine. Now grounded and with few options, Skywarp needs to find his wingmates before a more sinister force finds him. Fortunately for Skywarp, help is as close as your former enemy.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Adventure - Chapters: 18 - Words: 69,442 - Reviews: 125 - Favs: 120 - Follows: 41 - Updated: 6/24/2009 - Published: 12/7/2008 - Skywarp - Complete
A Bolt Out Of The Blue by Ryuuza Kochou reviews
There are so many kinds of energy who's to say it only has one purpose? After the All Spark was destroyed, wierd things start happening to Sam. Nearly electrocuting Bumblebee is just the beginning. 2007 movieverse.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Family - Chapters: 10 - Words: 44,122 - Reviews: 348 - Favs: 537 - Follows: 339 - Updated: 6/21/2009 - Published: 7/22/2007 - Complete
Black Crayons by Bookworm Gal reviews
Annabelle draws very special pictures.
Transformers - Rated: K - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 816 - Reviews: 81 - Favs: 318 - Follows: 40 - Published: 4/28/2009 - Annabelle L. - Complete
The Constant Path by StarSign reviews
Animated/G1 crossover! An accident with the Decepticon space bridge throws Prowl and Bumblebee into a familiar world with some not so familiar faces. Madness ensues. Rated to be safe. First fic so be gentle.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Drama/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 5 - Words: 15,952 - Reviews: 118 - Favs: 123 - Follows: 137 - Updated: 4/25/2009 - Published: 2/19/2009 - Prowl, Bumblebee
Communique by MariaShadow reviews
G1 A peek into the chaos that is the daily lives of the 'bots...via their paging system
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 17 - Words: 24,718 - Reviews: 408 - Favs: 482 - Follows: 276 - Updated: 2/28/2009 - Published: 8/6/2006
Boys, Meet my Truck by Fire Redhead reviews
Set after "Tinman". Ironhide deals with Annabelle's prospective suitors. Will Annabelle ever find "Mr. Right" with Ironhide scaring off any who dare to pursue her?
Transformers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 24,774 - Reviews: 257 - Favs: 349 - Follows: 110 - Updated: 2/9/2009 - Published: 6/11/2008 - Annabelle L., Ironhide - Complete
Ghost in the Machine by Ghost of the Dawn reviews
G1 Takes place after Small Problems: Decepticons are mysteriously disappearing. But that's hardly the Autobot's problem, isn't it?
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Mystery - Chapters: 6 - Words: 35,102 - Reviews: 213 - Favs: 268 - Follows: 105 - Updated: 12/23/2008 - Published: 8/26/2008 - Complete
Domestic Liberation by Lnzy1 reviews
Alternate G1. It is suggested by many experts that if you ever find yourself kidnapped or taken hostage, it is always a better choice to cooperate with the assailant to avoid injury, but does this rule apply to alien abductions as well?
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 28 - Words: 104,992 - Reviews: 416 - Favs: 224 - Follows: 215 - Updated: 12/22/2008 - Published: 4/12/2008
Wheeljack, Noun by Six Fingered Kin Party reviews
G1. Wheeljack, noun: A small but powerful destructive force to be regarded with caution. Oneshot. / 2008
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 502 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 73 - Follows: 5 - Published: 12/15/2008 - Prowl, Wheeljack - Complete
Tinman by Fire Redhead reviews
2007 Movieverse. Ironhide adjusts to his new role as the Lennox family guardian.
Transformers - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Adventure - Chapters: 27 - Words: 76,997 - Reviews: 892 - Favs: 687 - Follows: 238 - Updated: 11/10/2008 - Published: 12/20/2007 - Ironhide - Complete
Riding With Tracks by Kenya Starflight reviews
2007 Movie. Raoul thought he was getting a great deal on a gorgeous car. What he ended up getting was more hassle and adventure than he ever bargained for.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,431 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 99 - Follows: 13 - Published: 10/2/2008 - Raoul, Tracks - Complete
Just a Girl by wierdbot reviews
2007 Movieverse AU. What would have happend if Samuel James Witwicky had been Samantha Jenna Witwicky? Simple: Chaos. WIP
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 56,846 - Reviews: 368 - Favs: 283 - Follows: 249 - Updated: 8/19/2008 - Published: 10/29/2007
The amalgamation of Apathy by Lnzy1 reviews
JUX One-shots. Cafei and Evelyn's mis adventuers aboard the Autobot ship, Metellus Cursor. Previously titled "Hygiene high-jinks". Boring situations often yeild the most entertaining results.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K - English - Humor/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 6 - Words: 19,836 - Reviews: 88 - Favs: 81 - Follows: 58 - Updated: 8/18/2008 - Published: 3/11/2008 - Complete
Small Problems by Ghost of the Dawn reviews
G1: Megatron has a ray gun that shrinks Autobots, leaving them two and a half feet tall and very far from home.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 8 - Words: 65,306 - Reviews: 349 - Favs: 624 - Follows: 189 - Updated: 7/17/2008 - Published: 10/14/2007 - Prowl, Grimlock - Complete
Sleepless in Tranquility by Lnzy1 reviews
Movieverse. One-shot. Sam has trouble sleeping after the events of Mission City.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,504 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 3 - Published: 6/23/2008 - Complete
All That it Seems by Lnzy1 reviews
Generation One. One-shot. Gears sees something that compells him to... gasp! Be helpfull! Darn his Autobot core programming and his compassion circuits to the pits!
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,137 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/17/2008 - Complete
Nature and Nurture by FanfictionWriter83729 reviews
Oneshot. Ron was obsessive about his lawn. Judy was obsessive about her flowers. Something of their strange behaviour had to have passed down to their offspring. Bumblebee attempts to figure out what.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,263 - Reviews: 131 - Favs: 421 - Follows: 44 - Published: 6/3/2008 - Complete
Beware the Fangirls by Kenya Starflight reviews
A teleportation accident lands Thundercracker and Skywarp in a weird alternate universe. Now Thundercracker must face the most terrifying creatures of all... fangirls.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,204 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 103 - Follows: 14 - Published: 5/16/2008 - Thundercracker, Skywarp - Complete
On The Care And Feeding Of Humans by Vaeru reviews
Transformers AU. Juxtaposition side story. So you think you're ready for a human all your own, but do you know how to care for one? ... Ratchet and Wheeljack are doing their best to figure it out.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 12,646 - Reviews: 381 - Favs: 375 - Follows: 218 - Updated: 4/7/2008 - Published: 6/22/2007 - Sideswipe, Ratchet - Complete
The Long Road Home by Conna Stevenson reviews
Damaged and unable to communicate with or even find his fellow Autobots, a lone survivor crashes to Earth and must locate Optimus and the others before a dangerous enemy arrives. Who can he trust, if he cannot tell friend from foe?
Transformers - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Friendship - Chapters: 10 - Words: 60,622 - Reviews: 603 - Favs: 540 - Follows: 502 - Updated: 2/26/2008 - Published: 7/8/2007
Hide and Seek by Shini-666 reviews
Movieverse After Mission city the Autobots find themselves needing to hide out for a while, Sam suggests an old friend with a lot of spare property. Nick Akers knew her life would be different, she never imagined 'different' included giant alien robots.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 26 - Words: 87,307 - Reviews: 472 - Favs: 217 - Follows: 98 - Updated: 12/5/2007 - Published: 10/24/2007 - Ratchet - Complete
Property of Jazz by vericus reviews
G1 - Sometime after the defeat of Unicron, an irritated Ultra Magnus wakes Rodimus Prime in the wee hours of the morning to deal with an apparent vandalism problem Autobot city has developed...oneshot crack fic.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,173 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 90 - Follows: 4 - Published: 11/8/2007 - Jazz, Blaster - Complete
Boom by vericus reviews
In which Wheeljack arrives on earth and finds a kindred spirit among the indigenous life forms. Pure fun. Twoshot. I'm serious! Only these two chapters!
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,363 - Reviews: 82 - Favs: 187 - Follows: 32 - Updated: 10/26/2007 - Published: 10/25/2007 - Wheeljack - Complete
Creations by Melora Maxwell reviews
Out of all the Decepticons, only Soundwave knows about the insanity and benefits of raising a family, especially when that family consists of the Cassettes...
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 5,307 - Reviews: 73 - Favs: 182 - Follows: 44 - Updated: 9/22/2007 - Published: 9/18/2007 - Soundwave - Complete
Autobot Call by Ghost of the Dawn reviews
2007 Movieverse: A couple of Autobots have answered the call to come to Earth. But why aren't they reporting in to Optimus Prime?
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 3 - Words: 13,488 - Reviews: 62 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 80 - Updated: 8/26/2007 - Published: 7/29/2007 - Sideswipe, Sunstreaker
Iron, Bees, and Manly Things by Lnzy1 reviews
Ironhide has a unique encounter with a toddler who has an interesting fear of small annoying buzzing insects. FLUFF WARNING! Silly story about Ironhide's first encounter with the Lennox child. Complete
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,381 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 92 - Follows: 13 - Published: 8/21/2007 - Complete
InCARcerated by theshadowcat reviews
What would happen if someone carjacked Bumblebee? Rated for lots of profanity. Please read and review. One shot.
Transformers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,848 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 195 - Follows: 21 - Published: 7/12/2007 - Bumblebee - Complete
Bathtime by Melora Maxwell reviews
Turbofleas plus decontamination plus bath equals one peeved Ravage...
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,477 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 206 - Follows: 21 - Published: 7/8/2007 - Soundwave, Ravage - Complete
It takes a village by Lnzy1 reviews
G1 offshot. They say it takes a village to raise a child...well what about a detachment of Autobots?
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K - English - Humor/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,491 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 7 - Published: 5/6/2007 - Complete
Just the Cat's Meow by The Starhorse reviews
No one ever remembers to watch out for Jazz.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,715 - Reviews: 70 - Favs: 321 - Follows: 36 - Published: 6/8/2006 - Complete
Rain Over Blue Water by The Starhorse reviews
Some days you just lose your cool and bite some heads off. Sideswipe is no exception.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 16,567 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 294 - Follows: 28 - Published: 6/6/2006 - Complete
Fidelis by The Starhorse reviews
Even Optimus Prime has to wallow sometimes.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,941 - Reviews: 71 - Favs: 248 - Follows: 27 - Published: 6/6/2006 - Complete
Best Laid Plans by Nightwind reviews
G1 Wheeljack and Ratchet decide to take a vacation. That was their first mistake...
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,461 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 126 - Follows: 12 - Published: 9/14/2001 - Wheeljack, Ratchet - Complete
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Animated MixUp reviews
OC and Transformers fan Hailey finds an Allspark shard and ends up getting mind-switched with TFA Prowl. How will the bystanders react to having their tranquil ninja replaced with a hyper fangirl, and vice versa?
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 16,676 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 8/5/2013 - Published: 6/3/2012 - Prowl
When Life Gives You a Jumpstart reviews
Eva just turned 18. Her parents died when she was 15. When she gets her inheritance, she's not happy. She gets an old necklace and a dusty tan Toyota Sienna. She soon finds that those objects are a lot more interesting than they first appear. Post ROTF, pre DOTM.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 13 - Words: 18,039 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 8/5/2013 - Published: 5/8/2011
Seekers Love Kids reviews
Mackenzie had a boring life. When Decepticons landed on her street, she saw her ticket to adventure and took it. She ended up becoming something no one expected; a pet!
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 14,806 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 35 - Updated: 6/23/2013 - Published: 4/6/2011 - Starscream
Out With the Old In With the Sparklings! reviews
Megatron's Death ray turns out to be a baby gun! See what happens when half the Autobots, including Optimus are sparklings! Disclaimer: If I owned Transformers, why would I be here?
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 5,261 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 6/17/2013 - Published: 10/11/2010
Downsized reviews
Being stuck in an alternate dimension is bad enough, but the Autobots also have been shrunk! Thank you Wheeljack. With the government hot on their tailpipes, their only help comes from an interesting source; Hailey, the Transformers fangirl! Will this human be able to help the Autobots escape Sector 7 and get back home?
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 8,456 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 39 - Updated: 4/7/2013 - Published: 6/24/2012 - Bumblebee, Wheeljack
Never Trust Skywarp reviews
Skywarp decides to play a prank, and he drags the poor, clueless new recruit into it as well. Oneshot. Goes with my other story, AutoLife.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 647 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/16/2013 - Skywarp - Complete
AutoLife reviews
It was an ordinary summer night. A small earthquake woke me up, or so I thought. I started to hear strange noises, so I went outside to investigate. From that moment on my life was definitely, more than meets the eye! Disclaimer: I don't own Transformers.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 99 - Words: 100,505 - Reviews: 62 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 33 - Updated: 3/16/2013 - Published: 7/30/2010 - Bumblebee, Optimus Prime
Chatroom Gone Wrong reviews
Hailey discovers a chat website. The Autobots meet here there. Decepticons invade and things get interesting.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 803 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 6 - Published: 3/31/2011 - Complete