Author has written 21 stories for Percy Jackson and the Olympians.
Yeah, Hi. So, i'm Swimmergirl3, and well, i love writing these stories, but most of the time, i have a really extremely hard time finishing them. I'm sorry if you guys don't like that, but whenever i come up with a new idea, i always forget where i was going with another story, which is probably why i have so many unfinished stories right now. So, if you want, you can PM me, and if you'd like, i might let you finish the story, depending on how you plan on finishing it. And if so, i would like for you to send me a copy of all the chapters so i can approve before published, thank you(:
The Percy Jackson pledge:
I promise to remember Percy
List twelve of your favourite characters from your fandom, in no particular order:
1. Nico Di Angelo
3. Phoebus Apollo
4. Jason Grace
5. LEO VALDEZ!!
7. Percy Jackson
8. Thalia Grace
9. Silena Beauregard
10. LEE FLETCHER!!
11. WILLIAM SOLACE!!
12. LUKE CASTELLAN!!
Some of my favourites from Percy Jackson and the Olympians:
My favourite character is: Charles Beckendorf DUH.
My favourite book is: Titans Curse.
My favourite scene from the movie is when: the deleted scene where Percy and Grover are talking about Thalia.
My favourite god is: Hermes or Apollo
My favourite monsters are: the Sphinx
The Lightning Thief Prophecy:
You shall go west and face the god, who has turned,
You shall find what was stolen and see it safely returned.
You shall be betrayed by one, who calls you a friend,
And you shall fail to save what matters most, in the end.
The Sea of Monsters Prophecy:
You shall sail the iron ship with warriors of bone.
You shall find what you seek and make it your own.
But fear for your life entombed within stone
And fail without friends, to fly home alone.
The Titan's Curse Prophecy:
Five shall go west to the goddess in chains.
One shall be lost in the land without rain.
The bane of Olympus shows the trail.
Campers and Hunters combined prevail.
The titan's curse must one withstand,
And one shall perish by a parent's hand.
The Battle of the Labyrinth Prophecy:
You shall delve in the darkness of the endless maze,
The dead, the traitor, the lost one, raise.
You shall rise or fall by the ghost king's hand.
The child of Athena's final stand--
Destroy with the hero's last breath,
And lose a love to worse than death.
THE GREAT PROPHECY:
A half-blood of the eldest gods
Shall reach sixteen against all odds
And see the world in endless sleep.
The hero's soul, cursed blade shall reap.
A single choice shall end his days;
Olympus, to preserve or raze.
THE NEXT GREAT PROPHECY:
Seven half-bloods shall answer the call,
To storm or fire the world must fall.
An oath to keep with a final breath,
And foes bear arms to the doors of death.
15 things to never do or say to a child of the big three:
1. Tell him he can’t bring back Hitler. Because he will.
2. Fight with him about the importance of Broadway show tunes.
3. Tell him Green day sucks ass.
4. Call him emo/Goth because he will try and kill you.
5. Ask him if he could raise your pet goldfish from the dead because you forgot to feed him last summer.
1. Wear one of those shirts that has the pine tree’s running and says, ‘run forest run!’
2. Decorate her tree with cheesy Christmas ornaments.
3. Tell her that she should date Nico and that they’d be ‘the perfect pear’ while holding up the fruit.
4. Let your dog take a whiz on her tree.
5. Tell her that lightning strikes don’t actually hurt and are just a case of over exaggeration.
1. Ask him if he’s ever considered dating a water naiad (he seriously hates those things).
2. prank call him and tell him its Athena and that she is going to come and cut his hands off in the middle of the night if he doesn’t stay away from Annabeth even if their just friends (that one also works on Annabeth but with Poseidon).
3. Tell him that the water is too salty and that maybe he should talk to his dad about lowering his cholesterol, and that honey nut cheerio’s may help.
4. Tell him that his nickname seaweed brain might be a reality.
5. Tell him that Nico gushes about his crush on him all the time, but is too afraid to tell him because of what he might think (Also works on Nico, but other way around.).
1. If you could hang out anywhere in Camp Half-Blood, where would it be?
My Answer: The archery range, or my cabin
2. Which PJatO Character Would You Date?
My Answer: Leo Valdez, Lee Fletcher, William Solace, Charles Beckendorf (and maaaaaaybe Jason Grace ... a bit iffy on that one.)
3. Which PJatO Character Is Your Best Friend?
My Answer: Connor & Travis Stoll, Annabeth Chase, Leo Valdez, William Solace, Lee Fletcher, or Luke Castellan.
4. Which PJatO Character Do You Hate?
My Answer: Calypso and Rachel (it's not her ... well, yeah, it's her.)
5. Your Favorite PJatO book?
My Answer: Titans Curse
6. Your Favorite PJatO Character(s)?
My Answer: Lee Fletcher, William Solace, Charlie, Nico di Angelo, and Travis Stoll.
7. Favorite God or Goddess?
My Answer: Hermes and or Apollo, and Athena
8. Percy walks up to you, what do you do?
My Answer: ask him if he'd ever consider joining a swim team, moving to Canada, and or both ... preferably the Province in which i currently reside in, and my swim team ... heh heh...
9. You just got 2 tickets to go see a concert, who do you take with you?
My Answer: Lee Fletcher
10. You accidentally got stranded on a deserted island...who got stranded with you?
My Answer: Nico. A) he's incredibly delicious (in my imagination) and B) he can shadow travel. duh.
11. Hermes asked you to help him repopulate Olympus...what is your answer to this disturbing question?
My Answer: Yenno, i'm actually good at the moment, Lord Hermes, but thanks for the offer? (and maybe if you were Apollo ... im totally kidding. You mad bro?)
12. Favorite PJatO Pairing?
My Answer: Silena and Charlie all the way
13. You and the Big Three are on Olympus...??
My Answer: i'd probably end up locking myself in some room on Olympus with the three items of power of the big three, with Percy, Nico and Jason as hostages.
14. If you could spend your Friday Nights doing something, what would it be?
My Answer: Go to the camp fire and chill with my cabin mates from either Hermes or Apollo (whoever i happen to be a child of.)
15. Favorite PJatO Quote?
My Answer: "Come on Mr. Spock, i'll explain everything," -William Solace, The Lost Hero
16. Favorite Percy Moment?
My Answer: when he becoms 'supreme lord of the bathrooms'
17. Favorite Nico Moment?
My Answer: when he's still young and obsessed with Mythomagic
18. Favorite god or goddess Moment?
My Answer: When Hermes was disguised as a jogger and he visited Percy on the beach in SoM
19. Favorite Grover Moment?
My Answer: SoM, Polyphemus’s bride-to-be
20. Favorite Random Moment?
My Answer: The “dam” snack bar
List twelve of your favorite characters from your fandom, in no particular order.
1. Have you ever read a Six/Eleven fic? Do you want to?
2. Do you think Four is hot? How hot?
3. What would happen if Twelve got Eight pregnant?
4. Can you recall any fics about Nine?
5. Would Two and Six make a good couple?
6. Five/Nine or Five/Ten? Why?
7. What would happen if Seven walked in on Two and Twelve making out?
8. Make up a summary for a Three/Ten fic.
(i think i could actually make a story out of this; probably would be a one-shot. it sounds like it would be pretty funny!)
9. Is there any such thing as One/Eight fluff?
10. Suggest a title for a Seven/Twelve hurt/comfort
11. Does anyone on your friends list read Three/Eight?
12. Does anyone on your friends list, write or draw Eleven?
13. Would anyone on your friends list write Two/Four/Five?
14. If you wrote a Song-fic about Eight, what song would you choose?
15. If you wrote a One/Six/Twelve fic, what would the warning be?
16. When was the last time you read a fic about Five?
17. "(1) and (7) are in a happy relationship until (9) runs off with (7). (1), brokenhearted, has a hot one-night stand with (11) and a brief unhappy affair with (6), then follows the wise advice of (5) and finds true love with (12).
What title would you give this fic?
18. How would you feel if Seven/Eight were in a heated argument?
19. What would you think if you found (5) was a really good friend of a sibling or relative of yours?
20. How would you react if you saw (8) and (11) in a closet together with a rubber ducky?
21. How would you feel if (2) dissed you in the worst possible way ever?
22. If you saw (9) and (3) in bed together, what would you do?
Connor and Leo? AGAIN?
24. You just came home from school and all of your friends hate you, your teacher just gave you an F on the most important project of the year (just imagine it happened for the smart alecks out there), and your parents have grounded you as your teacher had already called and told them of your grade. You open the door to your bedroom and you find (10) rummaging through your stuff. What do you do?
25. What would you think if (1) was emo and had tried to slit his/her wrists? If (1) is already emo/slit his/her wrists already, what would you think if (1) became the most optimistic person in the world?
26. What would you feel this second if (4) gave you a daisy right now?
27. (6) has just stolen your hairbrush. What is the first thing you would say?
28. (7), (9), and (4) have banded together at 3 in the morning and starts to sing the most annoying song you know as loud as they can, waking you up. What is the first thing you think?
29.(2) and (11) are your teachers. What would you do?
I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic.
I hang out with GAYS, so i must be GAY TOO
I don't like to be in a BIG GROUP, so I MUST be anti-social
I tell people OFF, so I MUST be an over controlling bitch.
YOUR GUY SIDE:
XYou love hoodies.
YOUR GIRL SIDE:
You wear lip gloss/chapstick.
Too many people are on crack. If you're not, copy this into your bio.
Too many people smoke marijuana. If you don't, copy this into your profile.
If you dislike people who dislike people who aren't pretty, copy this into your profile.
If you have ever tripped over air, copy this into your profile.(all the time . . .)
If you've ever had a mad laughing fit for no reason, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this one your profile.
If you think that being unique is cooler than being cool, copy this on your profile(yupp)
If you think those stupid kids should just give the rabbit the stinkin' Trix, copy this into your profile
If you think that the PJO series is the best series ever paste this to your profile
If you think that people who don't like PJO are crazy/stupid/losers/insane, copy this into your profile.
If you carry a pen in your pocket all day and think it might turn into a sword when you uncap it, copy and paste this onto your profile. (I will start doing that)
If you love Nico, copy and paste this to your profile
If you think that Writer's Block sucks, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you want to be a writer someday, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you really, really hate when people tell you to read stupid books when you could be reading PJO, copy this into your profile.
If you hear voices of the characters in your head...copy and paste this on your profile.
If you have ever forgotten what you were going to say, right before you say it, copy this into your profile.
IF YOU HATE PRACHEL, COPY AND PASTE THIS ONTO YOUR PROFILE!
If you have ever laughed at something that you wouldn't normally laugh at because it was really late at night, copy this into your profile
If you're obsessed with PJO like me, copy this into your profile.
If you are obsessed with fanfiction copy this into your profile (i wouldnt say obsessed ...)
If you think that the kids should stop chasing Lucky and leave the leprechaun alone, then copy and paste this into your profile. (he's going to snap one day, and then POOF! no more annoying kids chasing him around. where on earth did they go, i wonder?)
If you've ever laughed for 10 minutes straight, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you think that people on commercials talk funny or use phrases no human beings would ever say, copy this into your profile.
If you talk back to the TV, copy this into your profile.
I'm bored...If you're bored then paste this in your profile and let the world know you have nothing to do...
If you haven't died yet, copy and paste this onto your profile.
If you hate those irritating mosquitoes giving you mosquito bites copy this in your profile.
If you are in love with fictional characters, copy and paste this onto your profile.
If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this onto your profile.
If people think you are mentally insane...copy and paste this onto your profile.
If you have a mad crush on a fictional book character, copy and paste this into your profile. (well hello there Mr. Fletcher ...)
If you've ever talked to yourself, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you've ever been standing straight up and suddenly fell down for no apparent reason, copy and paste this into your profile.
If there are times where you just wanna annoy someone for the heck of it copy this into your profile.
If you spend multiple hours each day reading or writing or a combination of both...copy and paste this on your profile.
If you or your best friend is insane copy and paste this onto your profile.
Ninety-eight percent of teenagers have tried smoking pot. If you're one of the two percent who hasn't, copy this and paste it in your profile.
If you have ever run into a door, copy this into your profile.
If you think that girls are equals to boys, copy and paste this on your profile. ( i think some girls are better then boys, if that counts.)
If you have music in your soul, post this in your profile.
Some people are like slinkies...they're really good for nothing...but they still bring a smile to your face when you push them down a flight of stairs. If you agree with this, put this in your profile.
If you've ever fallen going up the stairs, copy this into your profile.
If you've ever pushed on a door that said pull (or Vice Versa) copy this into your profile.
Copy and paste this into your profile if you and your BFFs watch movies just to laugh at them and make fun of them.
If your profile is long, copy and paste this on it to make it even longer!
If you are random and don't care, copy and paste this onto your profile
If you've walked under something that was about two feet above your head and ducked anyway copy and paste this is your profile
If you've ever tried to put your hair behind your ears and ended up poking yourself in the eye, copy this into your profile.
There's nothing wrong with arguing with yourself. It's when you argue with yourself and LOSE when it's weird. If you agree, copy this and put it in your profile.
If you have ever run into a tree, copy this to your profile.
If you ever read past two in the morning, copy and paste this to your profile.
If you love rain, copy and paste this into your profile
If you don't review, I won't write. If I don't write, you won't review. If you think people should review after they read, copy and paste this on your profile.
If you've ever walked into a wall before copy this into your profile
if you're different in a good way put this in your profile.
If you've ever forgotten how old you are when someone asked you, copy and paste this onto your profile.
If you DON'T check under the bed for monsters, but you DO check behind the shower curtain for monsters/murderers/Michael Jackson, copy this into your profile.
If you think that child abuse is wrong and should be stopped completely, copy and past this into your profile.
IF YOU CAN HURT YOURSELF DOING JUST ABOUT ANYTHING, COPY AND PASTE THIS TO YOUR PROFILE
If you've ever burst into song for no reason Copy and paste this to your profile
If, for no reason, you have laughed at a part in a movie that really wasn't funny...copy/paste this into your profile.
If you have ever zoned out for more than five consecutive seconds...copy/paste this into profile
If you have ever thought of something funny, started laughing, and fell & hit your head on something hard, and ended up laughing harder than you were before, copy and paste this into your profile.
If someone has ever said something to you that had nothing to do with your current conversation, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you've ever wished you could go into a book and strangle some of the characters for being so incredibly dumb, copy and paste this into your profile. (Uhhhh ... Luke for bringing Thalia back? Yeah, ok, i like Thalia, but still! Luke's a bum, but he's still my lover)
If at one time you misspelled or forgot how to spell a word less than four letters, copy and paste this onto your profile.
If you're one of those people who get excited when you see just two reviews, paste this into your profile
If you have ever become so obsessed with something that it is NOT even funny anymore and people think you’re insane, copy this into your profile.
If you have an odd sort of love/hate relationship with your computer, copy and paste this into your profile
If you've ever burst out laughing in a quiet room, add this to your profile.
If you have ever just wanted to SLAP someone, copy this onto your profile.
If you have ever made up your own language just for fun, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you love Fanfiction.net, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you know that getting good grades has nothing to do with being smart, copy and paste this into your profile. (I, for one, sort of agree with this. I may have really good grades, but believe me, i'm stupid.)
The List Of Things I Am NOT Allowed To Do At Hogwarts (ohh, this should be good):
No matter how good a fake Australian accent I can do, I will not imitate Steve Irwin during Care of Magical Creatures class. ◄
Growing marijuana or hallucinogenic mushrooms is not "an extra credit project for Herbology".
"I've heard every possible joke about Oliver Wood's name" is not a challenge. ◄
The Giant Squid is not an appropriate date to the Yule Ball. ??
I will not use Umbridge's quill to write "I told you I was hardcore". ◄
If a classmate falls asleep, I will not take advantage of that fact and draw a Dark Mark on their arm. ◄
House elves are not acceptable replacements for Bludgers. ◄
Starting a betting pool on the fate of this year's Defense Against Dark Arts teacher is tasteless and tacky, not a clever money-making concept. ◄
I will not refer to the Weasley twins as "bookends". ◄ (i will not do this, being that I'm married to one of them.)
I will not bring a Magic Eight Ball to Divination class. I am not a sloth Animagus. ◄
I am allowed to have a toad, rat, cat, or owl. I am not allowed to have a reticulated python, snow leopard, Tasmanian devil, or pirahna. ◄ (but Tasmanian Devils are cuteeeee)
Remus Lupin does not want a flea collar. ◄
I will not lick Trevor. ◄ (LOLOLOL)
It is a bad idea to tell Professor Snape he takes himself too seriously. ◄
I will not take out a life insurance policy on Harry Potter. ◄◄
Professor Flitwick's first name in not Yoda. ◄
It is generally accepted that Cats and Dragons cannot interbreed and I should not attempt to disprove this theory, no matter how wicked the result would be. ◄◄◄
Crucifixes do not ward off Slytherins, and I should not test that. ◄
I will not greet Professor McGonagall with "What's new, pussycat?" ◄
My headmaster's name is Albus Dumbledore, not "Gandalf."◄◄
First-years should not be encouraged to befriend the Whomping Willow. ◄
When applying for a post at the Ministry of Magic after graduation, I should not cite "Fred and George Weasley" as my greatest influence at Hogwarts. ◄◄◄◄ (I WOULD TOTALLY DO THAT.)
-Putting down "Lord Voldemort" is probably not best either. ◄ (that too)
I will not refer to the Accio charm as "The Force". ◄
I will no longer wear a hood, walk up to Harry, and claim to be his real father in a raspy voice.
I will not send Professor Snape toothpaste and Shampoo for Christmas. (LOLOLOL)
I will not tell Professor Trelawney that I prophesied her death. ?? (i get it, but still)
I will also not tell Professor Trelawney that I had a vision of her killing the Dark Lord. (wow)
I will not refer to Professor McGonagall as Catwoman, no matter how funny she would look in tight leather. ◄◄◄
-Nor will I ask her if she is Catwoman in disguise. (ok, that one's lame)
I am to stop asking Professor Snape to Yule Ball. (THATS JUST CRUEL.)
Humming/singing/referring in any way to Duran Duran's "Hungry Like the Wolf" around Professor Lupin is inappropriate. ◄◄
Despite popular belief, Hufflepuffs are not soft and squishy. Do not treat them as such. (LOL)
"To conquer the earth with an army of flying monkeys" is not an appropriate career choice. (...)
If the thought of a spell makes me giggle for longer than 15 seconds, I am to assume that I am not allowed to do it. ◄◄
I will stop sending Professor Snape forged love notes that appear to be from Professor Lupin. ◄◄◄◄◄ (LMAO LOL LAWLCATS)
I am not to sing 'We're off to see the wizard, the wonderful wizard of Oz!' when sent to the Headmaster's office'. ◄◄
- I am definitely not to sing it accompanied by the house elves acting as a backing group. ◄
Asking Professor Snape if a house ever fell on his sister is wrong. ◄◄◄◄
-So is asking him where he keeps his flying monkeys and if I could touch them. ◄◄◄
Professor Snape's proper given name is not Princess Silvermoon Fairywing GlimmerMcSparkles ◄ (what? lol)
Regardless of the beautiful irony, I will not hang a tempting piñata from the Whomping Willow. ◄ (i would...)
The song "Ding Dong, The Witch is Dead" is never, ever appropriate. ◄◄
-Especially in reference to Professor Umbridge. ◄◄◄◄ (BUT SHE'S EVVVVVILLL)
Every time I see a dementor, I will not go, "Ssssssssshire...Bagginsssss". ◄◄
- or "The Shire/Frodo is That Way!" ◄◄
Every time I see Dobby I will not say something about 'master' or 'Precioussssss'. (not that funny)
"Bibbidi Bobbidi Boo" is not a transfiguration spell. ◄
Neither is "Oo ee, oo ah ah, ting tang, walla walla bing bang" ◄◄◄◄◄◄ (LOLOLOLOLOLOL)
Not allowed to dress exactly like Snape and ask him to call me "mini me." (...?)
I should not remark that "hell hath no fury like a woman scorned" when Snape gets angry. Ever. (im confused)
If I become an animagus, I am not allowed to yell "MORPHIN' TIME!" every time I change. ◄◄
- I cannot do this whenever anyone else changes either. ): ):
Adding "-us" to the end of a word does not make it a spell.◄◄ (yes it does.)
-Neither does adding "izzle". (ok, now that's just stupid.)
Luna Lovegood does not have pointed ears, nor is she to be addressed as 'Galadriel'. (ok, straight up LotR reference.)
Lucius Malfoy also does not have pointed ears, nor is he to be addressed as 'Haldir'. (ok, yenno what? wait- is that the elf guy played by Orlando Bloom? cause he's my hero)
FRIENDS: Helps you find your prince. BEST FRIENDS: Kidnaps him and brings him to you. FRIENDS: Will ask you if you're okay when you're crying. BEST FRIENDS: Already have the shovel to berry the body of the person that made you cry. FRIENDS: Will pass you a soda. BEST FRIENDS: Will dump theirs on you. FRIENDS: Gives you their umbrella in the rain. BEST FRIENDS: Takes yours and runs. FRIENDS: Will help you move. BEST FRIENDS: Will help you move the bodies. FRIENDS: Will bail you out of jail. BEST FRIENDS: Would be in the cell with you saying, "That was awesome! Let's do it again!" FRIENDS: Never ask for anything to eat or drink. BEST FRIENDS: Are the reason you have no food. FRIENDS: Call your parents by Mr. and Mrs. and Grandpa, by Grandpa. BEST FRIENDS: Call your parents DAD and MOM and Grandpa, GRAMPS! FRIENDS: Have never seen you cry. BEST FRIENDS: Won't tell everyone else you cried...just laugh about it with you in private when your not down anymore. FRIENDS: Asks you to write down your number. BEST FRIENDS: Has you on speed dial. FRIENDS: Borrows your stuff for a few days then gives it back. BEST FRIENDS: Loses your stuff and tells you, "My bad...here's a tissue." FRIENDS: Only know a few things about you. BEST FRIENDS: Could write a very embarrassing biography on your life story... FRIENDS: will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing. BEST FRIENDS: Will kick the whole crowds a* that left you FRIENDS: Would knock on your front door. BEST FRIENDS: Walk right in and say, "I'M HOME." FRIENDS: Ask for a tissue BEST FRIENDS: Use your shirt as a tissue. FRIENDS: Ask to sleep over BEST FRIENDS: Already have their clothes packed FRIENDS: You have to tell them not to tell anyone. BEST FRIENDS: Already know not to tell
Heaven doesn't want me, and Hell's afraid I'll take over.
I had a friend once, but then the rope broke and he got away.
When life gives you lemons, you throw them right back and tell it to make their own damn lemonade.
The dinosaur's extinction wasn't an accident. Barney came and they all committed suicide.
I didn't mean to hurt your feelings...I was aiming for your face.
I can only please on person per day. Today is not your day. Tomorrow's not looking too good, either.
STRESS: A condition brought on by over-riding the bodies desire to choke the living daylights out of some jerk who desperately deserves it.
Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear intelligent until you hear them speak.
This calls for a particularly subtle blend of psychology and extreme violence.
They say, "Guns don't kill people. People kill people." Well, I think the gun helps. If you stood there and yelled BANG, I don't think you'd kill too many people
IF YOU WANT TO PUSH RACHEL ELIZABETH DARE OFF A CLIFF THEN COPY AND PASTE THIS ON YOUR PROFILE.
If you are a child of Apollo, copy this onto your profile.
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