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Adventure Time With Altaïr by Mystic Blade reviews
Vivian's life takes a turn for the odd when she wakes in 12th century Jerusalem with no logic to explain it all. When she's unwillingly dragged along for Altaïr's new adventure for the pieces of Eden with Malik, she'll travel the world to find her own scientific answers. What mayhem awaits Altaïr's Crusade? Facing deadly enemies and wildlife, the adventure never ends. Post-AC1
Assassin's Creed - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 48 - Words: 565,231 - Reviews: 444 - Favs: 345 - Follows: 310 - Updated: 7/5 - Published: 5/10/2010 - Altaïr, Malik, OC
Fleeting Glances by krazykat144 reviews
ADOPTED FROM TWILIGHTACHOLIC7! Bella plays truth or dare with the Cullens, and is dared to make out with Jasper, when things go to far how will their life's change? BXJ Lemons, language, rated M.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 7 - Words: 7,586 - Reviews: 92 - Favs: 112 - Follows: 139 - Updated: 7/4 - Published: 9/7/2010 - Bella, Jasper
The Quiet Room by givemesomevamp reviews
So, I'm a little crazy.You're a little dead, but I don't keep throwing that up in your face."I had to admit she made a valid point. I was still wary, but we out numbered her at least. After all, how much trouble could one small human possibly be. OOC/AU
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 38 - Words: 184,942 - Reviews: 3865 - Favs: 2,182 - Follows: 1,049 - Updated: 3/20 - Published: 4/15/2010 - Bella, Jasper - Complete
Past, Present, Future by DIFFERENT IS GOOD reviews
Bella and Emmett travel to the past. But when a mishap takes place they go too far back and meet a very human Jasper. What happens when he falls for Bella? With the war raging, she knows what'll happen. Will she let it?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 26 - Words: 31,910 - Reviews: 595 - Favs: 580 - Follows: 626 - Updated: 1/26 - Published: 8/23/2010 - Bella, Jasper
Giving In by undeniablebloodlust reviews
He took her slender wrists in his hands and pressed her palms flat against his chest, relishing the shiver he felt pass through the little witch at the contact. "If you think you'll be able to forget our night together, just-like-that, well then you're sorely mistaken, love. He smirked his famous Malfoy smirk, and Godric be damned, but had it always been so enticing?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 9,036 - Reviews: 169 - Favs: 275 - Follows: 231 - Updated: 4/1/2014 - Published: 6/28/2008 - Hermione G., Draco M.
Chocolate Jasper by mynxi reviews
Jasper is sent as a gift from Mistress Alice. Bella is expecting Jasper but not everything he has planned for her.Vampire Jasper/Human Bella. O/S. AU. Just for fun.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,064 - Reviews: 90 - Favs: 221 - Follows: 52 - Updated: 3/27/2014 - Published: 2/1/2010 - Bella, Jasper - Complete
Night At The Weasley's 2 by 0D Malfoy1 reviews
You asked for the sequel. Here it is. As hot and delicious as the first. Enjoy and please Review. Threesome with the Twins.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,847 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 64 - Follows: 67 - Updated: 1/15/2014 - Published: 6/28/2010 - OC - Complete
Bring It On by Lost in Believing reviews
Co-Written with xForeverDazzledx. Three girls are off for the summer of their lives. Camping with everyone in their class. But things get hectic when the guys of the school are there to take over. These friends are ready to take revenge. E&B J&A E&R
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 21 - Words: 26,418 - Reviews: 591 - Favs: 180 - Follows: 173 - Updated: 1/1/2014 - Published: 1/21/2009
My Love And I by Wendy55 reviews
Bella has lived in Forks all her life, but when Alice and the Cullens move to Forks, things suddenly become much more interesting. With their arrival, the Cullens bring with them great changes for Bella and the chance to rekindle old friendships. Non-human. HIATUS.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 20 - Words: 34,661 - Reviews: 521 - Favs: 425 - Follows: 602 - Updated: 8/20/2013 - Published: 10/20/2010 - Alice, Bella
What the Hale! by Mimidearr reviews
Jasper:"I'm Bored." Alice:"Me too." Jasper:"LETS DO SOMETHING RANDOM!" Alice:"YEAH! LIKE FUZZBUCKETS RANDOM!" : Alice and Jasper said it all. But if you didnt understand... This is random stuff the Cullens do in their free time... Fuzzbuckets random stuff
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 59 - Words: 24,733 - Reviews: 520 - Favs: 93 - Follows: 58 - Updated: 7/25/2013 - Published: 11/24/2008 - Complete
Dark Whispers by Oriana de la Rose reviews
Bella and Jasper are siblings suffering years of abuse. In the fury of the moment, Jasper kills their father, and they run to NYC. When Jasper starts to express more than just brotherly love for his little sister, things turn twisted.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 23 - Words: 86,114 - Reviews: 3252 - Favs: 2,078 - Follows: 1,344 - Updated: 7/18/2013 - Published: 6/29/2009 - Bella, Jasper - Complete
Notes with Alice, Bella & The Cullens by lanna-misssunshine reviews
Who are Batman & Pigeon? Emmett is Captain Doofus? What are the Cullen's irrational fears and why oh why does Jasper have a spoon in his pocket? (Kind of weird, read the summary in the a/n inside, it gets back to BxE normal note passing after a few chapters, promise.)
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 95 - Words: 111,014 - Reviews: 4393 - Favs: 793 - Follows: 468 - Updated: 7/11/2013 - Published: 10/3/2007
Satan's Triplets by Max Wolfwing reviews
What if Rin and Yukio weren't the only children born of Satan? What if...they were triplets? And what if the other child was a girl? And what if she had the Flames of Satan, but no Kurikara? Rated T for language. I don't own Blue Exorcist.
Blue Exorcist/青の祓魔師 - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 22 - Words: 99,428 - Reviews: 116 - Favs: 150 - Follows: 154 - Updated: 5/22/2013 - Published: 12/19/2011 - Rin O., Ryūji S.
Harry Potter and the Heir of Slytherin by DrizzleWizzle reviews
(2/7) The Heir of Slytherin stalks the halls of Hogwarts, and suspicions have turned toward Harry Potter. Harry is certain that he is not the Heir. He'd remember if he were petrifying students... right? But why is Harry's best friend, Draco Malfoy, so excited to discover that he can talk to snakes? A/U, Slytherin!Harry. Sequel to HP and the Slytherin Selection.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 16 - Words: 37,171 - Reviews: 190 - Favs: 431 - Follows: 224 - Updated: 4/5/2013 - Published: 12/28/2012 - Harry P. - Complete
Don't Drop The Soap by The Petulant Prodigy reviews
"Don't thank me just yet. If ya change yer mind, don't drop the soap." Jail sex. Simple, right? GrimmIchi AU Yaoi
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 11,690 - Reviews: 383 - Favs: 616 - Follows: 325 - Updated: 1/7/2013 - Published: 8/17/2010 - Grimmjow J., Ichigo K. - Complete
The Protected by Lady Sangheili reviews
She was so close to being rescued... Ripped away from her loved ones and stranded alone in the middle of a zombie apocalypse. Or so she thought...Everything Ameliea thought she knew is about to change. SmokerxOC Rated for adult humor, language, and situations.
Left 4 Dead - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 40,390 - Reviews: 77 - Favs: 72 - Follows: 81 - Updated: 1/1/2013 - Published: 9/17/2011 - Smoker
Rise of the Crusade by Zhanael reviews
Trigger warning: Chp 5. Sequel to "From the Desk." The Home Sector Pack has migrated westward, searching out somewhere to call home. But in the Colorado Rockies, they encounter unexpected trouble, and make an equally unexpected friend. Reviews wanted!
Left 4 Dead - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 6 - Words: 18,634 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 72 - Updated: 9/23/2012 - Published: 12/23/2010
Draco Malfoy's 101 Ways To Get a Girl by panneler-san reviews
Number Six: Pounce
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 24 - Words: 36,465 - Reviews: 487 - Favs: 233 - Follows: 293 - Updated: 7/21/2012 - Published: 1/18/2010 - Draco M., Hermione G.
Addictions by Cocoloco123 reviews
Everyone has addictions. Secrets are being kept in the Cullen family, but secrets are always revealed. Edward and Alice are being distant. Bella is changing - in more ways then one. Bells X Jazz. Vamps and other supernatural beings. Full summery inside! Rated T-M - Hiatus -
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 24 - Words: 37,311 - Reviews: 341 - Favs: 248 - Follows: 218 - Updated: 6/7/2012 - Published: 5/27/2009 - Bella, Jasper
picking schools by kittykatkitkat reviews
what happens when its Emmets turn to pick the schools for the next 6yrs? what happens if they schools are boarding schools which happens to be spy schools? and when bloodlust be tested for some vamps and will there peers get Suspicious? up for ADOPTION!
Crossover - Twilight & Gallagher Girls - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 3 - Words: 484 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 4/22/2012 - Published: 7/24/2010
Insanity by judesie reviews
The Infection through the eyes of a 14-year-old girl. Trapped between the mindless craze of the Infected and the thoughts of a sane human, Haley has to make a choice: Will she let the disease consume her, or will she fight back until the bitter end?
Left 4 Dead - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Adventure - Chapters: 10 - Words: 11,032 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 37 - Updated: 12/19/2011 - Published: 9/25/2010 - Witch, Hunter
Darkest Before Dawn by Herald-MageAnduli reviews
SEQUEL to Midnight Sun SLASH, DM/HP. After the Tournament, Rial Black comes back to Hogwarts for 5th year. He and his friends have to deal with Umbridge, prejudice and normal problems along with a Dark Lord. COMPLETE 11/24!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 43 - Words: 90,883 - Reviews: 1513 - Favs: 2,204 - Follows: 1,365 - Updated: 11/24/2011 - Published: 8/20/2010 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Assassin's Creed: Agent of Altair by WhiteZephyr reviews
Samantha Warner knows that something's wrong with her life. But when she gets kidnapped, forced into a machine called the "Animus", and rescued, only to go into another Animus, she may get more than she bargained for; like a past she may not accept.
Assassin's Creed - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Adventure - Chapters: 39 - Words: 76,889 - Reviews: 70 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 32 - Updated: 9/12/2011 - Published: 7/31/2011 - Complete
We'll be a Dream by cpjjgj reviews
Leila Potter, twin of Harry, is heading back for her sixth year at Hogwarts. This year, everything changes when she falls into the arms of Hogwarts resident Death Eater, Draco Malfoy. COMPLETE! *Warning* I may remove this because there's too many people trying to pass it off as their own.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 33 - Words: 175,113 - Reviews: 593 - Favs: 761 - Follows: 323 - Updated: 8/27/2011 - Published: 8/26/2010 - [OC, Draco M.] Harry P. - Complete
Romance Is Dead by Kat097 reviews
Bella had a feeling that she was going to die young. She just didn't expect to be a ghost afterwards but these things happen. So do vampires, who can not only see you but take an interest in your afterlife. "You're dead." "So are you. What's your point?"
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 28 - Words: 116,220 - Reviews: 1469 - Favs: 1,632 - Follows: 775 - Updated: 8/24/2011 - Published: 12/18/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Sunset by FlyingFleshEater reviews
Of three things, I was absolutely certain. First, Alice Cullen was a vampire. Second, there was a part of her, and I wasn't sure how dominant that part may be, that thirsted for my blood. Third, I was unconditionally and irrevocably in love with her. JPoV
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 9 - Words: 36,403 - Reviews: 206 - Favs: 76 - Follows: 100 - Updated: 8/24/2011 - Published: 12/5/2008 - [Jasper, Alice]
Willingly Captured by Kat100666 reviews
Harry Potter is hunted, captured and is brought before the Dark Lord - Wait what do you mean he allowed them to tie him up? Why is Lucius Malfoy and Bellatrix taking him shopping?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 20 - Words: 21,029 - Reviews: 606 - Favs: 2,234 - Follows: 937 - Updated: 7/19/2011 - Published: 6/25/2010 - Harry P., Tom R. Jr. - Complete
Elope with me by sacha-lee reviews
What if I told you to take me to Vegas now? Would I be a vampire in three days?" What if Bella HAD said yes? What if they'd eloped to Vegas without anyone knowing... ExB CANON PAIRINGS.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 6 - Words: 3,553 - Reviews: 120 - Favs: 98 - Follows: 112 - Updated: 7/17/2011 - Published: 11/3/2009 - Bella, Edward
The Seduction of Bella Swan by MPRockstar16 reviews
What happens when Jasper stays behind with Bella to help calm her wedding day nerves while the rest of the boys leave to go out for Edwards's Bachelor party? Smutty goodness One-Shot.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,830 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 93 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 7/11/2011 - Published: 7/14/2010 - Jasper, Bella - Complete
The Art of Muggle Writing by Shira Lansys reviews
This was supposed be humour, but I guess that sort of went nowhere. Instead, I have this random drabble-like ficlet thing about Remus, Sirius, and a pencil. It's really not as pointless as it sounds... Oneshot. Please R&R
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 730 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/29/2011 - Remus L., Sirius B. - Complete
It's the Heat by Gamma Orionis reviews
Sirius sneaks back to Black Manor to talk to his cousin. Drabble. Some language. Shades of Blackcest.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Family/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 578 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/21/2011 - Bellatrix L., Sirius B. - Complete
Lady Darkness: A Slytherin's Legacy by x Dark Lady x reviews
The world is balanced. Every darkness has its light. That is...until the heir to the Legacy of Slytherin is born, and the scale tips. Her name? Hermione Cassandra Riddle. The new Lady Darkness. Dark Mione/Draco, Ginny/Blaise. Possible Luna/Theo. Re-write.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Horror/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 17,243 - Reviews: 79 - Favs: 88 - Follows: 125 - Updated: 5/18/2011 - Published: 11/14/2010 - Hermione G., Draco M.
Messing With Jasper by ItsJasperWhitlock reviews
Bella and Emmett call in reinforcements to help cheer Jasper up after Alice leaves to "find herself". Rated T for odd situations.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 7,854 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 101 - Follows: 99 - Updated: 5/17/2011 - Published: 10/6/2010 - Jasper, Bella
It's a Brother Sister Thing by RedHann reviews
Jasper apologizes to Bella for attacking her at her birthday party. Bella comforts him and says she doesn't blame him. Jasper realizes how much he loves his little sister. Fluffy Cute Brother/Sister. Post New Moon. Pre Eclipse.
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Family/Friendship - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,923 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 175 - Follows: 32 - Updated: 5/16/2011 - Published: 1/2/2010 - Bella, Jasper
I think i'm going crazy over you by ForeverRose123 reviews
Bella's at her Uncle's funeral when she sees her dead uncle next to her. She tells her parents and they think she's crazy and send her away to a mental institute in New York. She meets the gang and things will never be the same again. B/J A/Ed R/Em ;
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 21 - Words: 67,220 - Reviews: 479 - Favs: 400 - Follows: 220 - Updated: 4/12/2011 - Published: 11/2/2009 - Bella, Jasper - Complete
Jasper's Wishes by Tristan Darkwood reviews
Bella, Alice, and Jasper are hiding from James in Phoenix. What happens when Bella's curiosity gets the best of her? Lemon. Rated M
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 5 - Words: 4,728 - Reviews: 68 - Favs: 126 - Follows: 78 - Updated: 3/11/2011 - Published: 4/28/2009 - Bella, Alice
List Of How To Irritate Everyone, Written by Seth by IHateCakesWithPinkFrosting reviews
This is a bunch of lists of how to irritate Everyone from Twilight! Beggining with Paul and Jacob. Lots of Seth madness and people wanting to kill him and Emmett. PLEASE READ AND REVIEW! Very funny! Mwaz! First story, please I need your review!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 11 - Words: 19,362 - Reviews: 61 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 3/6/2011 - Published: 9/9/2010 - Seth, Emmett
Hot and Cold by PixiieCuteGirls reviews
Two twilight fan girls move to Forks and they suddenly find themselves watching Edward's and Bella's every step,they want to make sure that they do as the books say.Both girls along the way find unexpected love,some enemies,big adventures,and big fights.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 33,905 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 2/27/2011 - Published: 8/1/2010
Oh My, What a BIG Family! by PixiieCuteGirls reviews
Sequel to The Salvatore Twist. Seven years later the Cullen & Salvatore had move. But...What about Azul & Seth? And Nessie? Alondra? More Jokes, Adventures, Romance, Fights and more. Read to find out
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 16 - Words: 47,290 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 2/27/2011 - Published: 7/23/2010 - Bella, Edward
Pure Morning by dhobbs reviews
A friend in need's a friend indeed, a friend with weed is better. Bella is sent to boarding school in Forks, expecting only boredom in the sleepy town. However, the friends she meets there are all but boring. AH OOC Rated M for language and future lemons.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 26 - Words: 106,342 - Reviews: 155 - Favs: 332 - Follows: 137 - Updated: 2/17/2011 - Published: 9/1/2009 - Bella, Jasper - Complete
Reunion by movinggirl reviews
James and Lily Potter have had to learn everything about their son through people who have died and come Above. But after 100 long years on Earth, Harry's finally at the Gate. Now James and Lily will get to meet their son, for the very first time.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Angst - Chapters: 2 - Words: 8,963 - Reviews: 288 - Favs: 886 - Follows: 124 - Updated: 2/13/2011 - Published: 2/5/2011 - James P., Harry P. - Complete
Mouthful Of Poison by LillyBear88 reviews
What if Bella hadn't gone into Forks all alone? What if she had met someone on the plane there, and had a friend? Would things have been different? Lets say she was a tremendously charming southern belle? Jasper OC. A bit of Edward/Bella, usual pairs.A/OC
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 43,309 - Reviews: 96 - Favs: 141 - Follows: 150 - Updated: 1/9/2011 - Published: 6/22/2010 - Jasper
The Graveyard by ShoveABezoarDownTheirThroats reviews
What should have happened in the graveyard on the night Voldemort returned. Just a dumb, little fanfic I wrote. Enjoy! Set in 4th year; Goblet of Fire.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,426 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 3 - Published: 1/4/2011 - Harry P., Voldemort - Complete
A Reason to Exist by cullen818 reviews
Set directly after Jasper's chapter in Eclipse. Jasper is falling for Bella, but can she reciprocate after learning about his past? Was a o/s, now a full fic. These are the ramifications of B/J's night together. Team Jasper story!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 24 - Words: 94,723 - Reviews: 1909 - Favs: 1,276 - Follows: 561 - Updated: 11/22/2010 - Published: 8/31/2009 - Jasper, Bella - Complete
Two Weeks by abbymickey24 reviews
Bella and Jasper can't get along. Their mutual best friends are tired of the constant fighting. What happens when they trick them into a vacation where they have to rely on each other for fun? B/J, E/R, Em/A.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 28 - Words: 80,731 - Reviews: 768 - Favs: 802 - Follows: 276 - Updated: 11/6/2010 - Published: 9/7/2009 - Bella, Jasper - Complete
The Witching Hour by xB2UTY reviews
Instead of disintegrating when getting hit by the killing curse, Voldemort is de-aged. Believing that everyone deserves a second chance, Albus sends Tom with Harry to the Dursleys' as Harry's brother. AU, Slash.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,804 - Reviews: 170 - Favs: 403 - Follows: 628 - Updated: 10/22/2010 - Published: 12/31/2009 - Harry P., Tom R. Jr.
Cullenmania 2: House of Fun by s. du jour reviews
Standalone sequel to Mythical Madness. Rosalie is visiting the Denali coven. Unsupervised, Emmett starts a joke shop, and it all goes downhill from there. Where is Edward's hat? Why is Jasper crazy about green slime? And vampires can't sleep - can they?
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 13 - Words: 11,970 - Reviews: 82 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 10/22/2010 - Published: 5/25/2009 - Jasper, Emmett - Complete
Really A Malfoy: Hermione Hydra Malfoy by 1Tokyogirl11 reviews
Hermione discovers that she's really Draco Malfoy's younger twin sister...And now all the Gryffindors hate her,She's now a Slytherin!ONESHOT!My first time doing a oneshot, so be nice.A LOT OF OOCNESS FOR HERMIONE NEAR THE END!PLEASE REVIEW!Kind of rushed
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,224 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 19 - Published: 10/20/2010 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Bellasitting by Wendy55 reviews
The others go hunting and chose to take turns 'bellasitting'. This time, it's Rosalie and Alice's turn. Oneshot. Warning: contains heterosexual couplings. Don't like, don't read.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,173 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 10/20/2010 - Published: 3/6/2010 - Bella, Alice - Complete
Evevators by Werehorse23 reviews
i never tought that by comeing to save edward i would fall in loc ve with someone new,almost get attacked by edward, and get stuck in an elevator with five vampires. 3 human drinkers and 2 animal drinkers.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 492 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 49 - Updated: 10/17/2010 - Published: 8/14/2010 - Bella, Demetri
From the Desk by Zhanael reviews
Veterinarian Dr. Garnet Merle, D.V.M., is the only survivor when a CEDA field lab is overrun by the Infected just as winter starts. To help her survive, she decides to do what no one would dare...tame the zombies. FINISHED!
Left 4 Dead - Rated: M - English - Horror - Chapters: 16 - Words: 28,875 - Reviews: 81 - Favs: 163 - Follows: 48 - Updated: 10/15/2010 - Published: 8/24/2010 - Hunter, Smoker - Complete
Mr Brightside by Mr. Shy Rockstar reviews
A simple Kiss. All this pain, and torture began with a simple kiss. How long had I been in love with her before I kissed her? She's taken stupid, what the hell are you thinking you're going to do? Well, I plan to let the Major play, that's certain.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,066 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 17 - Published: 10/13/2010 - Jasper, Bella - Complete
The Unexpected Cowboy by PixieH reviews
Bella has left England for Las Vegas to start over following her latest failed relationship. Can an impromptu night out in her favourite bar change all that? One shot, A/H, rated M for language and citrus! Well, it is Jasper, it'd be rude not to...
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 14,093 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 126 - Follows: 39 - Updated: 10/8/2010 - Published: 9/12/2010 - Bella, Jasper - Complete
Happy April Fool's Day by prettyshon10 reviews
Bella has a twin, Jasper passes out,Kool-Aid has trouble finding out where he is suppose to be and Esme is about to change his "Oh yeah" to "Oh no". Very funny.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 568 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 3 - Published: 10/1/2010 - Bella, Emmett - Complete
The Colour of My Eyes by Reithandina reviews
Everything was Black and White. He was colour Blind. The Betrayals took away his colours. The Dark painted his world anew! Harry!Dark. Dark!themes. Bloodshed! Language!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Suspense/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,184 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 9 - Published: 9/29/2010 - Harry P. - Complete
Death to the Twilight Characters by Sisterz of InsanitE reviews
TWILIGHT HATERS UNITE! This story is dedicated to you. This is all about how the infamous vamps, werewolves, and annoying humans die. Please no flames from you Twilight lovers. If you love Twilight don't read this. Everyone else, enjoy and review please!
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,816 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 9/22/2010 - Published: 7/27/2010
A Fun Joke by Yuri of the Valley reviews
Okay So this story is called A Funny Joke Or what I like to call, Emotional Ping-Pong! AHA! SUPER FUNNY! read please and comment too...! LovE, Lily
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,300 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 3 - Published: 9/17/2010 - Bella, Jasper - Complete
The Last Mile by catonspeed reviews
8yrs from NM bday party aftermath: It's the final nail in the coffin & Bella is running south after bad news. Where has she been? Meeting the last person she expected to find on the desert roads of Texas, is her life ending or just beginning? Jasper/Bella
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Angst - Chapters: 20 - Words: 65,729 - Reviews: 1584 - Favs: 1,206 - Follows: 1,280 - Updated: 9/14/2010 - Published: 10/3/2009 - Bella, Jasper
Paint It Black by FullmetalVampire123 reviews
The sequel to Are You Gonna Be My Girl? Jasper gets a Volturi court summons and things get crazy in the Cullen house. Sam wants to kick Jacob out of the pack. Seth just wants everyone to get along. How will everyone fair in the long run? AU OOC Jazz/Bella
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,937 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 9/10/2010 - Published: 8/5/2010 - Bella, Jasper
Vampires, Wizards, and Witches, Oh My! by TotallyRandomADHDChick reviews
- A snippet from True Damnation - Bella and the Cullens have a movie night...with Harry Potter.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,330 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/2/2010 - Complete
It can't be good by SlytherinElektra reviews
Jasper is not feeling well, but hides it because he doesn't want to bother the Cullens anymore. Bella finds out.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Friendship - Chapters: 9 - Words: 11,039 - Reviews: 104 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 37 - Updated: 8/30/2010 - Published: 5/15/2010 - Jasper, Bella - Complete
Alice's Mistake by flute player1997 reviews
Alice made a mistake that lead to a punishment. Contains a bit of work but it isn't sever and is essential for the story. Slight humor with one swearword.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Family - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,469 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 8/28/2010 - Published: 8/10/2010 - Alice - Complete
You'll Be Mine by jasper's naughty girls reviews
Jasper is the one to leave after Bella's B-day but he can't seem to stay away. Who does Bella want? Can Jasper give her what Edward can't? Dark/Dominant Jasper. A joint effort between Jasper's Darlin' Kathy & Cullen818.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 20 - Words: 77,455 - Reviews: 1957 - Favs: 1,343 - Follows: 1,296 - Updated: 8/28/2010 - Published: 8/12/2009 - Jasper, Bella
Show Me Yours by intheclosetcontest reviews
Edward and Jasper decide to spice up their sex life with a little online fun, but you never really know who's watching...
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,867 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 65 - Follows: 22 - Published: 8/28/2010 - Edward, Jasper - Complete
Blood Lust by The-Onyx-LoLita reviews
Jasper: The mysterious one whose inner feelings are never known, and Bella, the ever-so-delicate-mortal. What would happen if he lost his control with her?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,715 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/24/2010 - Jasper, Bella - Complete
The Diary of a TwilightObsessed Girl by LiquidButterscotch reviews
Title is self-explanatory. :
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 592 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/22/2010
I Would Never Forget You by AliceCullensTwin1011 reviews
A year after Breaking Dawn: Jasper goes missing, and it seems Maria is behind it. But what do the Volturi have to do with it? Can Alice and the rest of the Cullens save him in time? All Cannon Pairings.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Suspense - Chapters: 5 - Words: 3,963 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 8/19/2010 - Published: 7/28/2010 - Jasper, Alice
Technical Difficulties by Redefining Fantsy reviews
"Oh, now you're sorry Edward! Your actions have not shown me in the slightest that you're sorry. Further more, all you're sorry for is hitting me? What, so everything else you did you're totally fine with? The rest was all totally normal behavior?"
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 28 - Words: 106,933 - Reviews: 209 - Favs: 205 - Follows: 107 - Updated: 8/19/2010 - Published: 1/2/2010 - Bella, Jasper - Complete
A day with Emmett and Jasper by lilabill1 reviews
bella spends a day with jasper and emmett. sooooo funny! first fanfic please review!
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 404 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 8/10/2010 - Published: 7/19/2010 - Emmett
Breakthrough by Mrs.CarolWinchester reviews
Bella and Jasper are spending the day in Port Angeles when a bad memory of Bella's come back to get her. Will Jasper save her in time or will she more traumatized than last time.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,746 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 87 - Follows: 30 - Updated: 8/10/2010 - Published: 12/12/2009 - Bella, Jasper - Complete
While the Family's Away by LysCat reviews
J/B one shot! It isn't the first time that Jasper and Bella have been left alone. The question is, what happened the last time they were alone, and will they pick up where they left off. Lemons with a promise of much more.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,144 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 91 - Follows: 28 - Published: 8/7/2010 - Bella, Jasper - Complete
Ain't Nothin' but Sex by LoveHGSS reviews
Jasper is Bella's sex-dummy… and he does not mind in the least. Shameless Jasper/Bella smut and proud of it!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,047 - Reviews: 92 - Favs: 223 - Follows: 61 - Published: 8/5/2010 - Jasper, Bella - Complete
Cullen's meet K'ford by twilight642531 reviews
10 years after Breaking Dawn but we're still the same age. The Cullen's are moving again. This time they move to one of the rainiest places in England, Kingswinford. What will happen when a bunch of human girls see the Cullen's but also know their secret?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Supernatural - Chapters: 22 - Words: 15,231 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 8/1/2010 - Published: 8/3/2009 - Complete
Taking the Pain Away by JaspersNympho reviews
Edward has left at beginning of New Moon but the Cullens stay in Forks. Jasper can't help but feel Bella's pain from losing Edward. Jasper/Bella Lemon! First Fanfic...ever.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,223 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 19 - Published: 8/1/2010 - Jasper, Bella
The Day Alec Sang Bedrock by itsmidnighthere reviews
Let's just say when Alec sang Bedrock, everyone was terrified.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 184 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 11 - Published: 7/31/2010 - Alec - Complete
Seeing An Old Friend by Kirasof reviews
Its 24 years after Bella is turned into a Vampire and while settling into a new school they meet an old friend. R&R Please! Rated T because of language and future chapters. Abandoned project
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 21,491 - Reviews: 111 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 54 - Updated: 7/31/2010 - Published: 3/17/2009 - Complete
The chronicals of Crazy by X-x-I-Quit-x-X reviews
Emmett and Jasper are left to watch Bella while the others go to Volterra to discuss Bella's humanity. What funny things will happen at the Cullen house? Rated M for language and Mature Content
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 8 - Words: 4,891 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 37 - Updated: 7/28/2010 - Published: 4/21/2010 - Bella, Jasper
A hot summer day by Laurie Whitlock reviews
Bella is new in Texas and she has a wild day with a hot sexy cowboy named Jasper
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,478 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 75 - Follows: 21 - Published: 7/27/2010 - Jasper, Bella - Complete
Hiss by FlyingFleshEater reviews
A playful scuffle between Alice and Jasper. Set in the "Sunset" universe. Just a fun side story.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,075 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/26/2010 - [Alice, Jasper] - Complete
Twishite by your.daily.dose.of.fanfic reviews
Stephenie Mey- I mean, Bella Swan's touching story of love and complete and utter crap is summarised in this delightfully horrible play on Stephenie Meyer's 'Twilight'. WARNING: Extremely Anti-Twilight.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 8 - Words: 9,581 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 7/26/2010 - Published: 7/21/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The Salvatore Twist by PixiieCuteGirls reviews
Edward never returned in new moon. Bella was changed into a vampire and now lives with a new family but what will happen when the two familys moves to Forks and they see each other will love blossom again? will they kill each other? what will happen...
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 25 - Words: 46,245 - Reviews: 83 - Favs: 99 - Follows: 47 - Updated: 7/25/2010 - Published: 12/13/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Fangirl Fight by WickedSweet123 reviews
A short little story making fun of us fangirls. Please read and review!
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 457 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/24/2010 - Complete
A Different Fate by Cassie616 reviews
Dumbledore brought neglect upon the Potter twins' childhood in order to ensure the power of the chosen one. For freedom, Harry allied himself with Voldemort and his dark order, befriending Draco, creating a powerful dark heir and a father. Sequel posted
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 24 - Words: 90,376 - Reviews: 307 - Favs: 558 - Follows: 334 - Updated: 7/23/2010 - Published: 6/15/2008 - Harry P., Voldemort - Complete
Poppin Rocks by PaleChikO.o reviews
Bella decides to mix Pop Rocks and Coca Cola because of a story she heard about the Cullen's from the 70's.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 396 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 3 - Published: 7/23/2010 - Bella - Complete
We are the Cullens We are the Champions remix by Tony de la Ghetto reviews
This is a remix of we are the Champions for all of the Cullen lovers out there :
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Humor/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 187 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 3 - Published: 7/22/2010 - Edward, Carlisle - Complete
Truth or Dare? by TheFatalIllusion reviews
When unusual circumstances leave the Dark Lord, Lucius and Draco Malfoy, Severus Snape, Ron, Hermione, Ginny and finally Harry Potter trapped together, unable to use their magic, what will happen when Harry suggests the innocent game of Truth or Dare?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 12 - Words: 85,819 - Reviews: 844 - Favs: 1,972 - Follows: 588 - Updated: 7/22/2010 - Published: 6/12/2010 - Harry P., Voldemort - Complete
Twitarditis: A New Disease? by your.daily.dose.of.fanfic reviews
A handy guide to surviving the brain-melting, IQ-minimizing pandemic that is sweeping the globe. WARNING: Very Anti-Twilight
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 7 - Words: 1,441 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 5 - Published: 7/21/2010 - Complete
What happens in Vegas by Reya Cullen reviews
Bella meets a southern gentleman while waiting for a friend to get off work
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,409 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 8 - Published: 7/19/2010 - Bella, Jasper - Complete
Show Me by HPandBTRobsessed reviews
A little something that popped into my head while I was watching Eclise :
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,385 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 7/11/2010 - Published: 7/10/2010 - Bella, Jasper - Complete
dude looks like a lady by BellaCullenCromwell reviews
Harry gains an unexpected animagus form, let's just leave it to that...
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,216 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 90 - Follows: 86 - Published: 7/7/2010 - Harry P., Severus S.
Chances by Fai'sKay reviews
A war between Vampires and Humans bring the human race into termoil. What happens when Bella becomes a slave to a vampire that has no heart?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Horror - Chapters: 30 - Words: 86,426 - Reviews: 1664 - Favs: 890 - Follows: 947 - Updated: 7/4/2010 - Published: 10/20/2009 - Bella, Jasper
Pleasure of the Flesh by soulspirit18 reviews
After BD. Numbness can cause anyone to set out to create new hobbies in order to simply feel. What does Bella do to get away from all the nothingness? Who else does she think needs help feeling? For Darkella's Darkest Temptation OS contest
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Horror/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,849 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 96 - Follows: 20 - Published: 6/29/2010 - Bella, Jasper - Complete
Avadacapsycotwoddle? by LubiLuu reviews
Ok so another crackfic - -' Basically Voldy forgot the spell... you know?... THE spell? Well R&R Oh yeah I stick by what I have said, Iwon't blame you if you wanna hit me with a wet fish XD
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 463 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 7 - Published: 6/24/2010 - Harry P., Voldemort - Complete
Claim by goldleaves reviews
She ran and he followed her and as she ran down the hill, he leapt and landed on her causing them to tumble, when they stopped she was pinned underneath him. Jasper x Bella. One Shot.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 439 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 15 - Published: 6/21/2010 - Bella, Jasper - Complete
Let Us Be by Writing Ficariously reviews
He is his own man. He makes decisions for himself. If his choices hurt others, it is only because he deserves to find happiness. New Moon AU.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,140 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 92 - Follows: 22 - Published: 6/19/2010 - Bella, Jasper - Complete
Gross! Seth has Ticks! by Fanfickera reviews
Our dear wolf Seth ran into the wrong patch of bushes today and now has to beg Leah to pluck ticks off of his rear end. Poor kid... Wolfpack
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 338 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 3 - Published: 6/19/2010 - Leah, Seth - Complete
I'm Naked With You by the-wolfgirl89 reviews
Songfic set during New Moon. Jasper comes back to apologize shortly after leaving finding a broken Bella.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,170 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 3 - Published: 6/12/2010 - Bella, Jasper - Complete
The Undoing Of Remus J Lupin by KyraBooNStasia reviews
This is my first fanfic, Set during POA. Hermione falls asleep in the library studying for finals and wakes up to an empty castle, except for our favorite werewolf of course. Rated M for a reason! HG/RL
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,057 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 80 - Follows: 16 - Published: 6/12/2010 - Hermione G., Remus L. - Complete
Changing Lives by ineedcoffee reviews
Five years have passed since Edward left Bella in the woods. Both Bella and the Cullens' have experienced great tragedy since they last saw each other, but what happens when they meet again and what is the meaning of the prophecy? Bella OOC. BxJas
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Supernatural - Chapters: 33 - Words: 127,617 - Reviews: 1302 - Favs: 1,193 - Follows: 564 - Updated: 6/11/2010 - Published: 11/6/2009 - Bella, Jasper - Complete
Working on Jasper's Motorcycle by Kumomi reviews
Broken off Morphine Fate's 'Wife Swap' story; when Eddy's away, his wife and brother will play. I don't own Twilight. Please review! And check out the main story!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,657 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 99 - Follows: 16 - Published: 6/9/2010 - Jasper, Bella - Complete
Chained by Piper-Knight reviews
AU Tired of hearing them bicker, Alice handcuffs Bella and Jasper together. Of course, fighting follows, but so does an ending to the two's conflicts. Who knew the most annoying man Bella had ever met was the one that her heart wanted all along? ONE-SHOT
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,318 - Reviews: 65 - Favs: 182 - Follows: 41 - Published: 6/7/2010 - Bella, Jasper - Complete
Look at the Puppets by soulspirit18 reviews
One-shot."I beg of you to let my strings fall because…everyone is looking,everyone is staring…I can feel the embarrassment…I can feel the shame…I can feel…I can feel." J and B obviously are treated like puppets by A and E.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,111 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 6 - Published: 6/3/2010 - Bella, Jasper - Complete
18 Ways to Maintain a Healthy Level of Insanity by lovenotwar reviews
Fred and George discover the well known muggle chain letter and make it their mission to maintain their insanity.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 19 - Words: 9,400 - Reviews: 254 - Favs: 177 - Follows: 91 - Updated: 5/26/2010 - Published: 9/21/2009 - Fred W., George W. - Complete
Jasper Turns Gay by Red on the Head00 reviews
Sequel to Bella Turns Emo! R&R
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,132 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/23/2010 - Jasper - Complete
PB and J by atypical-swan reviews
"When I was human," Bella said. "I had a fondness for pb&js." AU, three-some, Peter/Bella/Jasper. Gift-fic for oscar519's birthday.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,292 - Reviews: 72 - Favs: 343 - Follows: 137 - Published: 5/18/2010 - Bella, Peter - Complete
Random Numbers by When We Stand Together reviews
A serial killer is on the loose, seemingly killing people at random. Better and longer summary inside.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Crime/Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 56,302 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 5/12/2010 - Published: 12/18/2009 - Bella - Complete
My Best Friends Brother by BreeAshley reviews
What do you do when you have a thing for your best friends brother? You spy on him in the shower of course...
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,287 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 127 - Follows: 19 - Published: 5/4/2010 - Bella, Jasper - Complete
Killing In The Name Of by Aisling-Siobhan reviews
The real truth behind the Death Eaters and what Voldemort really stood for! Harry finds out from an unlikely person that he could be ‘one of them’. Crack AU. Birthday gift for BOOMrobotdog.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,847 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 181 - Follows: 39 - Published: 4/29/2010 - Harry P., Barty C. Jr. - Complete
Heartless by SweetlyDesolated reviews
AU. A young boy meets an invisible girl. She follows him and is eventually revealed to be real. Features Slytherin!Harry. Oneshot.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Mystery/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,482 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 66 - Follows: 17 - Published: 4/26/2010 - Harry P. - Complete
Taken! by Gemgem020507 reviews
Bella Swan fall victim to kidnapping by vampires. But, what could they possibly want with her? And who is The Major? A/U, rated for strong language, dark themes, lemons and mind violence.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,053 - Reviews: 112 - Favs: 354 - Follows: 133 - Published: 4/25/2010 - Bella, Jasper - Complete
Sorry,Did you say Isabel Swan? by PrettyLittleBrunette reviews
Set in New moon after Edward Leaves. After Edward leaves what do you think will happen if Bella befriends the forks kids instead of Jake? A year later, The cullens return to find a very different Bella, or should i say isabel? my second fanfic. Review !
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 34 - Words: 73,247 - Reviews: 575 - Favs: 225 - Follows: 132 - Updated: 4/13/2010 - Published: 1/2/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Ride It by Amelie Gray by Men At Work Contest reviews
After a riding lesson gone wrong, Bella finds that her instructor has a different lesson in mind.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,861 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 106 - Follows: 16 - Published: 4/6/2010 - Bella, Jasper - Complete
The Musings of a Deranged Mind by EmraePenne reviews
A journal, a memoir, a look into the depths of a deranged mind. Jasper's mind is a dark place full of hate and death; and that's when he's alone, when the voices come out to play...no one is safe. *Winner Judges Pick Death by Darksper Contest.*
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Horror/Crime - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,764 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/4/2010 - Jasper, Alice - Complete
Giddy Up by SweetDulcinea reviews
Bella comes home to a surprise: Jasper in cowboy attire...sort of. A little role play ensues, the hat stays on, and Bella learns to ride. Jasper/Bella AH
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,826 - Reviews: 75 - Favs: 353 - Follows: 60 - Published: 3/29/2010 - Jasper, Bella - Complete
But A Whisper On His Lips by Mmm.Bby reviews
It has been six long years since the Cullen family walked out of Bella's life. After having more heartbreak then one person should in a lifetime, Bella moves on. When she runs into a blond from her past.. how will things turn out? Rated M 18 only please.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 22 - Words: 63,762 - Reviews: 923 - Favs: 1,035 - Follows: 459 - Updated: 3/21/2010 - Published: 9/10/2009 - Bella, Jasper - Complete
The Babbling Truth by LoveHGSS reviews
Part one of a two-shot. Remus/Hermione/Sirius threesome yumminess. More lemons than plot. Just a little slash, nothing graphic. Part one in time for Remus' birthday today 3/10 ! R&R! -Complete in two chapters!-
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 7,965 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 211 - Follows: 52 - Updated: 3/14/2010 - Published: 3/10/2010 - Hermione G., Sirius B., Remus L. - Complete
They're Back by Emmett is a huggable bear-123 reviews
The Cullens have been gone for 56 years and now Bella is with the Volturi. But what will happen when Carlisle decides to make a surprise to his old friends, Aro, Caius and Marus. With Edward's and Bella's love still be there or is gone?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 13 - Words: 9,712 - Reviews: 91 - Favs: 62 - Follows: 49 - Updated: 3/6/2010 - Published: 6/27/2009
Control by Kitty Cullen-03 reviews
Bella needs help sleeping after a series of nightmares keeps her awake. She asks Jasper to help. He gets a taste of control that he hasn't had in a long time-how far will he go?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst - Chapters: 24 - Words: 46,554 - Reviews: 1329 - Favs: 792 - Follows: 487 - Updated: 3/3/2010 - Published: 6/23/2009 - Bella, Jasper - Complete
Let Go by Chibi-Kari reviews
NM world. Angela and Ben asked me a favour...to go on vacation with them. I didn't know that my life would change so drastically. I never thought I could get over Edward leaving me...but now I'm grateful to him. R&R!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 26 - Words: 59,089 - Reviews: 751 - Favs: 661 - Follows: 371 - Updated: 2/19/2010 - Published: 2/27/2009 - Bella, Jasper - Complete
A Love Story by Jasper'sBaltimoreBabe reviews
Bella, the daughter of a wealth ranch owner, meets a boy with a criminal family. Will their love prevail? Based off of Love Story by Taylor Swift. AH. Bella/Jasper. One-shot.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,037 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 4 - Published: 2/14/2010 - Bella, Jasper - Complete
Galveston by Beatlefnatic reviews
More Jasper and Bella bonding, this time over a certian battle, canon couples...read and review and enjoy please! Edited for minor errors that I never manage to catch in time.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,683 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 107 - Follows: 17 - Published: 2/14/2010 - Jasper, Bella - Complete
Comfort by LysCat reviews
When Jasper and Bella turn to each other for comfort, things progress to a place that Jasper never considered going before.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,614 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 86 - Follows: 28 - Published: 2/10/2010 - Jasper, Bella - Complete
Ways You Know You're Obsessed with Twilight by LiquidButterscotch reviews
Oh come on. You know you are!
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 4,479 - Reviews: 125 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 2/4/2010 - Published: 10/27/2007
Yo Mama, I mean Edward jokes! by Truffle's Girl reviews
Yo, Edward is so gay, he sparkles ...
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 134 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/2/2010 - Edward
The Heir of Slytherin by CycleDown93 reviews
AU. Harry's parents lived, as did many others, simply because Tom Riddle was born only three years before Harry. Full summary inside.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Adventure/Mystery - Chapters: 13 - Words: 15,744 - Reviews: 82 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 81 - Updated: 1/26/2010 - Published: 8/4/2009 - Harry P., Tom R. Jr.
What not to ask Voldemort by mimbulus-mimbletonia reviews
Has he ever taken a bath? Is uglyness a chronic illness in his family? Why the heck wasn't he sorted into Gryffindor? A list of humourous things of what NOT to ask Voldemort! Constantly Updated!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,092 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 1/25/2010 - Published: 8/3/2006 - Tom R. Jr., Voldemort - Complete
Emmett's YouTube Account by RedVinesFTW reviews
Emmett Cullen starts vlogging, and when the girls leave the house, he decides to employ some of his family to help him make a video. But it ends in disaster. One-shot. T.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,920 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 3 - Published: 1/25/2010 - Emmett - Complete
What's the Lure of the Dark Side? by morganna12 reviews
A fight with her friends leaves Hermione fleeing to Knockturn Alley, where books of the Dark Arts fuels her search for Voldemort. When a Death Eater hears about her, she's thrown into a world of Dark Arts, Death Eaters, prophecies and secrecy. (in process of being rewritten)
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 19 - Words: 53,522 - Reviews: 257 - Favs: 214 - Follows: 167 - Updated: 1/24/2010 - Published: 7/18/2006 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Cakeus Intruptus by Kerry Hale reviews
Written for Kikikinz birthday. Peter comes home to find Bella making a cake and naughty fun goes from there.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,205 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 96 - Follows: 21 - Published: 1/18/2010 - Bella, Peter - Complete
Don't Bet Against Bella by krazykat144 reviews
Starts after Breaking Dawn, it's new years and it the 5th year bet. Bella wins and everyone bet she would lose... Now this is their punishment. T for language.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,097 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 6 - Published: 1/8/2010 - Bella - Complete
The Twelve Days of Twilight by FullmetalVampire123 reviews
The Twelve Days of Christmas, Twilight style! OOC. Breaking Dawn spoilers. REVIEW PLEASE! T for language. Oneshot.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,546 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 6 - Published: 12/23/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
And the Snow Turned to Hale by Jasper'sBaltimoreBabe reviews
Bella finds a mysterious note on her window Christmas morning. Who is it from, and could this person fix Bella's broken heart? Set after Edward left Bella. Summary sucks, I know. Read and Review!
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,726 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 4 - Published: 12/20/2009 - Bella, Jasper - Complete
The Harry Potter Oath by Star Ash Myst reviews
A Harry Potter spin-off of the Twilight Oath.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 241 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/5/2009 - Complete
Mythical Creatures Like Big Butts by FullmetalVampire123 reviews
This is the story of Seth Clearwater, and how he manages to get one song stuck in everyone's heads. Canon. OOC. Takes place during Eclipse. T for language. Oneshot
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,715 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 6 - Published: 12/5/2009 - Seth, Edward - Complete
Worth Keeping by Ellie Marsy reviews
Jasper's conversation with Peter and Charlotte before they leave at the end of Breaking Dawn.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,214 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 3 - Published: 12/5/2009 - Jasper, Peter - Complete
50 Things To Do When You're Bored Vampire Style by Lost in Believing reviews
50 Things To Do When You're Bored. Cullen Style. Except now Bella is one of them. Sometimes other people are bought into the insaness. You never know what they are up to now...Since nothing is holding them back now. Chapter 6: Canoeing Pumpkin Style
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 8,037 - Reviews: 289 - Favs: 154 - Follows: 150 - Updated: 11/28/2009 - Published: 4/6/2009
The Crazy Cullens 2 by AnEmotionalVampire reviews
Sequel to The Crazy Cullens! How much trouble and how many headaches can the Cullen kids give Carlisle and Esme before they snap? Read and find out as the story progresses... *Complete*
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 4,666 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 11/22/2009 - Published: 10/2/2009 - Complete
Vampires Don't Sparkle by malitopia reviews
When Edward goes hunting and leaves Bella alone, Bella gets drunk. When Alice finds her, Bella goes a little too far. Bella OOC.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,096 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 4 - Published: 11/20/2009 - Bella - Complete
Savage Voracity by TheAsianSensation reviews
There was so much more to his blood lust than anyone else saw...that was until Bella came into his life. A Jasper Story. Dark themes. Will get more OOC as story goes on.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Horror - Chapters: 4 - Words: 5,863 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 11/19/2009 - Published: 4/2/2009 - Jasper, Bella
Cresent Moon The Jasper Chronicles 1 by In Snake Skin reviews
Edward leaves in New Moon but for different reasons. He and Alice are more than friends and Jasper finds out with the help of Rosalie. Bella's life is just starting to get on track but a certain Hale comes back. T for now. Set in New Moon
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 17,680 - Reviews: 144 - Favs: 139 - Follows: 96 - Updated: 11/12/2009 - Published: 4/4/2009 - Bella, Jasper - Complete
Desires Needs are Met by The0Wolf9Gurl reviews
Jasper has to watch Bella overnight while Edward is away. What will happen when he feels her emotions? Read to find out. LEMON Jasper/Bella Kind of OOC
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,325 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 17 - Published: 11/11/2009 - Bella, Jasper - Complete
Interview with the cullen boys by angelinthesky-121 reviews
This is a interview with the Cullen boys, Emmett, Jasper and Edward. Clue is in the title. So, Yeah, Edward is VERY OOC And Jasper is a bit but I think Emmetts okay. And Bella is also OOC.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 947 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/27/2009 - Complete
Is Change A Bad Thing? by Cocoloco123 reviews
Sequal to Is Change a Good thing?. Setting when Bella get's changed. Read 'IS Change a Good Thing' first otherwise wont make sense. JasperXBella
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,659 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 43 - Updated: 10/18/2009 - Published: 10/2/2009
Ashes, Ashes by KJS X-OVER reviews
Hermione is tortured by Bellatrix and Fenrir. What happens when she retaliates? Torture, Non-con/Rape, Blood.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Horror/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,309 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 10/11/2009 - Published: 2/28/2009 - Hermione G., Bellatrix L. - Complete
The Real Heir of Slytherin by Lucillia reviews
Two descendants of Salazar Slytherin get into a written argument over ownership of the contents of the Chamber of Secrets during Harry's second year.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,054 - Reviews: 246 - Favs: 1,294 - Follows: 292 - Updated: 10/5/2009 - Published: 7/3/2009 - Tom R. Jr., Harry P. - Complete
One Step At a Time by mymanisfictional reviews
Each Cullen gets a chance at "Bella-sitting". Bella bonds with members of the Cullen family.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Family - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,412 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 9/23/2009 - Published: 6/4/2009 - Bella
Bella Hits a Werewolf by lolafalana reviews
One-shot! Emmett's POV. Jasper and Emmett love to bet, Emmett goes Jeep hunting and Bella hits a werewolf. Fluffy.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,100 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 11 - Published: 9/21/2009 - Emmett - Complete
The Crazy Cullens by AnEmotionalVampire reviews
My first Twilight fanfic. Emmett is a Harry Potter fan, Holidays are coming up and the Cullens just go nuts. Many different themes for each chapter! please review? *Complete*
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 20 - Words: 13,694 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 9/18/2009 - Published: 9/7/2009 - Complete
Sibling Bonding by CCBear reviews
Set after New Moon. Bella stays at the Cullen house the first night Edward goes hunting.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Family/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,090 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 126 - Follows: 20 - Published: 9/17/2009 - Jasper, Bella - Complete
Runaway by aloquaciousgirl reviews
Bella somehow slipped right through their fingers. Tag to the airport scene in Twilight.
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,660 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 5 - Published: 9/12/2009 - Jasper, Bella - Complete
Rum and Raisin by wickedswanz reviews
Hermions shares some yummy ice-cream with two very wicked Marauders. HG SB RL PWP
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,913 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 233 - Follows: 31 - Published: 8/31/2009 - Hermione G., Sirius B. - Complete
High On Sugar THE SEQUAL by edwardsbella99 reviews
the sequal to high on sugar. very funny. more chapters soon to come. REVIEW!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 487 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 6 - Published: 8/19/2009 - Bella, Edward
Twilight Chat by Emmett is a huggable bear-123 reviews
The Twilight people IM! Woot-woot!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Parody/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 16 - Words: 6,850 - Reviews: 79 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 8/17/2009 - Published: 6/15/2009
Death Strikes Out by Jasper's Darlin' Kathy reviews
One-shot. Bella has cheated death one too many times and now he wants what is rightfully his. Her death. Will someone be able to save her this time? Lemony goodness. For JaspersBella! Thanks girl, your idea rocks! Please read and review.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Supernatural - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,624 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 83 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 8/5/2009 - Published: 7/22/2009 - Bella, Jasper - Complete
Playing with Jasper by FerrsureeLauren reviews
Emmett lets his imagination run away with him as he eavesdrops on Bella and Jasper.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 656 - Reviews: 71 - Favs: 185 - Follows: 30 - Published: 8/3/2009 - Bella, Jasper - Complete
Scotch, Gin, and the New Girl by wtvoc reviews
Les Liaisons Dangereuses, je crois. We were Cruel Intentions. We are Gossip Girls. We do not care. At all." all-human.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 21 - Words: 115,359 - Reviews: 3882 - Favs: 3,975 - Follows: 1,813 - Updated: 7/31/2009 - Published: 9/27/2008 - Complete
Don't Cha by Emmett is a huggable bear-123 reviews
This is what happens when Emmett cleans. WARNING: May scar your mind for life. T for swear words. One-Shot
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 892 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/30/2009 - Complete
The Ultimate Guide to Being a Marauder by lalaxfresh reviews
Its seventh year and the gang is moving on. That doesn't mean Hogwarts is safe. The Marauders themselves are writing a guide to direct the next set of mischief makers. Rated T for language and to be safe. R&R
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,203 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/29/2009 - Sirius B., Remus L. - Complete
EmmettElevatorInternet by Cocoloco123 reviews
Random One-shot...sequal to, EmmettEatsChocolate and EmmettWalmartTrouble...
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 978 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/28/2009 - Bella, Emmett - Complete
And She Loved Me by jessica499499 reviews
Alice knew her time was almost up. But before she left she saw something she knew she had to fore she left Alice asked for a promise. Will Cynthia heed the last request of her sister? Takes place the night before Alice leaves for the asylum.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 997 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/24/2009 - Alice - Complete
One Day Stand by My Cinderella reviews
I winced, "Jasper, please…" But he was gone. "Edward is going to kill me…" Jasper mused, to no one in particular, as he softly sniffed my neck. JasperxHumanBella.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,643 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 118 - Follows: 25 - Published: 7/17/2009 - Bella, Jasper - Complete
Monsters by LemonySnickersBars reviews
We are not Gods, or something that you can always trust. We have warned you we are dangerous. We have told you we have brought death. We are blood thirsty, gore craving, pain wanting monsters, and it's about time this little town knows it. Rated M for gor
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Horror/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,942 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 7/16/2009 - Published: 3/19/2009 - Jasper - Complete
A Lesson Well Learned by Wonder Woman 82 reviews
Bella gets a lot of advice from Jasper and Emmett while the family goes hunting. A lemony explosion.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 4 - Words: 11,028 - Reviews: 174 - Favs: 310 - Follows: 136 - Updated: 7/6/2009 - Published: 6/1/2009 - Bella - Complete
EmmettEatsChocolate by Cocoloco123 reviews
Random One-shot...similer to EmmettWalmartTrouble...Emmett and Bella plays truth or dare...what happens?
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 577 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/4/2009 - Bella, Emmett - Complete
The Warriors Name Generator by EmotionallyConfuzzled reviews
The Cullen family is out hunting. Emmett must Bella-sit! What happens when Bella finds the Warriors Name Generator online? All hell will break loose. From the author of "Adventures In Forks High"! Post-Eclipse, Pre-Breaking Dawn.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 2 - Words: 941 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 6/26/2009 - Published: 6/23/2009 - Bella, Emmett - Complete
Vampire Im by TeamJempwarth reviews
The Cullens Discover Im.
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 949 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 6/17/2009 - Published: 5/21/2008 - Complete
No More Fear by DazzlingTopaz1901 reviews
Bella wakes up from a nightmare and Edward not there. Jasper is the only one there for her to talk to. They end up talking about the night of her 18th birthday. Just some Jasper and Bella bonding. One Shot. Please give it a chance; it is my first Fan Fic.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,101 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 6 - Published: 6/17/2009 - Bella, Jasper - Complete
A Late Night Rendezvous by angelically-devilish reviews
2009 TWIN EXCHANGE FIC OF THE YEAR! Fed up with playing the villain in her recent break-up with Ron, Hermione escapes to the Grimmauld Place kitchen for some solitude. But what girl would turn down the company of a sexy, shirtless Marauder? SiriusHermione
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,910 - Reviews: 143 - Favs: 673 - Follows: 71 - Published: 6/16/2009 - Hermione G., Sirius B. - Complete
His True Family: The Beginning by Serdd reviews
The First in a series; His true Family is the start of an all new journey in which Harry is saved from the Dursleys and discovers who he truly is. This fic includes: Godric, Good Snape & Albus, and History of the Founders. Warning: Child Abuse: Not Grafic
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 14,821 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 22 - Published: 6/15/2009 - Harry P. - Complete
Grains of Gold Sand by hermoine snape reviews
Hermione and Ginny use a time turner to travel to Lily and marauders last year at Hogwarts. The girls only went back to have fun. The one thing that they didn't expect was to fall in love. Pairings: RL/HG SB/GW JP/LE Hermione will be OOC with BETA
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 20 - Words: 37,007 - Reviews: 255 - Favs: 454 - Follows: 144 - Updated: 6/8/2009 - Published: 1/21/2009 - Remus L., Hermione G. - Complete
An Empath's Emotions by Pink.And.Black.Converse reviews
No one short of another empath could know how he felt. No one even came close; not Carlisle or Esme or even the resident mind reader. Not even his Alice was on the exact same page as he was. Yes, Jasper was alone. ONESHOT.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Angst/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,559 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 23 - Published: 6/4/2009 - Jasper, Alice - Complete
Bellasitting by Major Grai reviews
Bella is getting babysat by Emmett, Jasper and Carlisle. And of course Emmett gets bored and decides to prank Bella with Jasper's help. And other Bellasitting tales. Mostly fluff. a series of one shots. BxE
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 8,388 - Reviews: 83 - Favs: 108 - Follows: 51 - Updated: 6/2/2009 - Published: 3/24/2009 - Bella - Complete
Cullenmania 1: Mythical Madness by s. du jour reviews
Bella's gone mildly crazy. Will her love for Edward triumph over her sudden fascination for water? Will Jasper save the day? Why is Edward wearing a saucepan on his head? And how long will it take to calm Carlisle when he sees all that mud on the floor?
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 9 - Words: 6,558 - Reviews: 122 - Favs: 73 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 5/25/2009 - Published: 3/29/2009 - Bella, Jasper - Complete
Paranoia is Always the Ideal Course To Laughter by aloquaciousgirl reviews
Bella is obsessing over Edward's refusal to turn her into a vampire. Jasper tries to distract her when they have some time between the two of them.
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,052 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 3 - Published: 4/29/2009 - Bella, Jasper - Complete
Taking Bella Hunting by mythicalcreatures428 reviews
Emmett and Jasper take Bella hunting. Takes place in Twilight after Bella finds out what Edward and his family are.
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 603 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 6 - Published: 4/14/2009 - Jasper, Emmett - Complete
Guy Talk by Fortes in Fide reviews
One-shot. AH. OOC. Emmett wants to get laid. Edward just wants to play video games. Jasper wants everyone to stop telling him to shut up. Pointless, random humor.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,486 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/10/2009 - Complete
Boggarts Again by Javiia reviews
The sixth year Defence Against the Dark Arts class is doing Boggarts again - only this time Draco Malfoy isn’t getting out of it. Told from three perspectives; Draco, Harry and Hermione. Slightly AU but could fit in with the books. Rated for one cuss.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst/Friendship - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,546 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 9 - Published: 4/6/2009 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Welcome Back, Jasper by Brittany1224 reviews
What if it was Jasper that came back, not Alice. He brings depressing news. Will Bella be able to fall for Jasper after what Edward did to her? Will Jasper feel the same way about Bella? Takes place during NM, after Edward left Bella. COMPLETE!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 9,230 - Reviews: 171 - Favs: 209 - Follows: 128 - Updated: 4/4/2009 - Published: 12/16/2008 - Bella, Jasper - Complete
Let the Punishment Fit the Crime by Madea's Rage reviews
Snape punishes Harry fot the debacle at the Shrieking Shack and gets more than he bargained for. This fic is AU and contains parental type CP of a minor.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 19 - Words: 30,820 - Reviews: 145 - Favs: 174 - Follows: 229 - Updated: 3/30/2009 - Published: 7/22/2008 - Harry P., Severus S.
The Dog Days of Summer by Lost in Believing reviews
CoWritten with Friends For Life Literally. The first truly hot day in a long while, and Bella wants to fry eggs on the sidewalk. When that doesn’t work, she tries to make her breakfast on another heat sorce...Her hot werewolf friend, Jacob Black. One shot
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,210 - Reviews: 67 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 8 - Published: 3/16/2009 - Complete
Clarification by aloquaciousgirl reviews
Bella has a heart to heart with Jasper. Canon pairings.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,151 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 81 - Follows: 12 - Published: 3/10/2009 - Bella, Jasper - Complete
Understand This by Runaway Moon reviews
Bella, Jasper, and Emmett are home while the other Cullens are hunting. Bella gets a cut. Will Jasper be able to resist her blood? BellaxJasperBonding
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 671 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 11 - Published: 2/17/2009 - Bella, Jasper - Complete
Jasper's Emotional Tactic's by Daniveil reviews
Jasper finally finds a way to tune out Bella's emotions and is given the rest he deserves. One shot
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,362 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 5 - Published: 2/16/2009 - Jasper, Bella - Complete
Intoxicated by jasperismydarlin reviews
Playing with vampires is normally a dangerous business. Playing with Jasper Whitlock is like playing with a guillotine.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,773 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 55 - Published: 2/15/2009 - Bella, Jasper
Dark Lord Potter Part 1 by The Santi reviews
Harry Potter has never known love or even kindness until he is rescued from his relatives by a pair of witches. How will the most talented wizard of his generation respond to those who have mistreated him? AU! Young!Tonks. Early chapters are being edited.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 26 - Words: 273,098 - Reviews: 2442 - Favs: 3,313 - Follows: 2,229 - Updated: 2/15/2009 - Published: 3/28/2007 - Harry P., N. Tonks - Complete
Food Fights by KellmettRocksThatHat reviews
Bella looses her cool at Emmett at lunchtime!The result a massive Food Fight!Now extended!
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 15,368 - Reviews: 327 - Favs: 251 - Follows: 191 - Updated: 2/15/2009 - Published: 7/27/2008 - Bella, Jasper
Cheating by Fair Little Bird reviews
Forgetting who he was, letting the primal aggression release from his skin like the blood he so desperately sought. " One of the Cullens is Cheating, and enjoying it a little too much.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Horror - Chapters: 4 - Words: 1,290 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 2/7/2009 - Published: 6/18/2008 - Jasper, Bella - Complete
NIGHT AT THE WEASLEYS by 0D Malfoy1 reviews
A Fred, George, and OC fan fic. The twins have a threesome. Extream sexual matter. A one shot.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,044 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 201 - Follows: 43 - Published: 2/2/2009 - George W., Fred W. - Complete
Jealousy by Princess Alexis reviews
A one shot from Japer's POV on Bella's first day at school. Jasper/ Bella, Edward/ Bella. please read and review. rating to be safe.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,036 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 4 - Published: 2/2/2009 - Jasper, Bella - Complete
My Little Sister by Tori of Lorien reviews
He did not think he could control his thirst. She was intimidated by him. But when Jasper helps Bella to study for her history test, he realizes that she means more to him than he ever thought she would. She wasn't just a human; she was family.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Family/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,244 - Reviews: 115 - Favs: 398 - Follows: 38 - Published: 1/31/2009 - Jasper, Bella - Complete
Conversations between Twilighters by teamjacob1 reviews
These are actual conversations betwwen me and my friends. We weren't sugar high then but I am now. Sorry. I know it's random
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 1,056 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 1/30/2009 - Published: 11/22/2008
Perfection by RhiScissorhands reviews
Bella was sick of perfection. She needed something less. JasperxBella One-shot. Semi sequel to TWSB,TCOHH
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 582 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/28/2009 - Jasper, Bella - Complete
Darlin' by jasperismydarlin reviews
Bella is becoming more relaxed around Jasper. But can they be trusted? One shot. My first attempt at fan fiction of any sort! ANY reviews welcome.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 340 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 1/20/2009 - Published: 1/10/2009 - Bella, Jasper - Complete
Just Like Always by fullonswayzed reviews
Bella always knew, even before Jasper did, that he would have to let her go. So he did the only thing he could. Bittersweet one-shot. And I also edited some things. Again. So give it a read my friends!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,692 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/20/2009 - Jasper, Bella - Complete
Pushing Love by Brittany1224 reviews
A little one-shot with just a little bit of BellaXJasper fluff! A small kiss or two, the bimbo duo, and the Cullen pack! To continue or not?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,620 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 18 - Published: 1/14/2009 - Bella, Jasper - Complete
Can Being Wrong Ever Be Right? by FayeValentine00 reviews
Jasper/Bella - Bella POV - What happens when Jasper and Bella met secretly for their own form of comfort.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,107 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 11 - Published: 1/12/2009 - Jasper, Bella - Complete
Instant Messages: KittenMischief Contest Entry by TheSpoiltOne reviews
Bella and Alice, excited from reading DefinatelyStaying’s delicious lemony fanfics, tease each other over a web cam. What happens when Jasper comes to investigate the noises? AU/AH – HOT LEMON ALERT - Collaboration w/DefinatelyStaying
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,447 - Reviews: 138 - Favs: 318 - Follows: 67 - Published: 1/11/2009 - Bella, Jasper - Complete
Chances by JasperWhitlockHale.babe2012 reviews
Jasper/Bella. Read, it's good. I've never been great at summeries, so why even try. x
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,932 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 10 - Published: 1/11/2009 - Jasper, Bella - Complete
Angle Wishes by B2J reviews
Why have you come here?" "Am I not allowed?" "The angel of death doesn't belong in a church." "Beautiful, isn't it?" "Are you going to grant me my wish now?" "Close your eyes." Heartbreaking story. Squib Harry.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,579 - Reviews: 75 - Favs: 259 - Follows: 38 - Published: 1/11/2009 - Harry P., Voldemort - Complete
Dark Lord Potter by doRodrigo reviews
There is no good or evil. There is only power and those too weak to seek it." "Power corrupts, and absolute power corrupts absolutely." Dark Harry, powerful Harry, NO SLASH, no ship defined maybe MULTI/Harry, better summary soon.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst - Chapters: 6 - Words: 11,199 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 195 - Follows: 236 - Updated: 1/11/2009 - Published: 12/29/2008 - Harry P.
Irrevocable by Evil Maro reviews
Harry was captured by the Dark Lord at the Department of Mysteries but has no memory of the events that transpired. Follow Harry as he unearths the dark truth of his captivity, all the while struggling to distinguish truth from lies. No Pairings.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Horror - Chapters: 4 - Words: 17,810 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 1/10/2009 - Published: 11/26/2008 - Harry P.
The Way She Blushes, The Colour Of Her Hair by RhiScissorhands reviews
There are so many types of love... Passionate. Friendly. Brotherly. Unrequited.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 245 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 5 - Published: 12/31/2008 - Complete
Pieces by Lady of Spring Rain reviews
The gang is at a summer camp and decide to play a game of truth or dare. Bella/Jasper. Read and Review.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 9,245 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 12/27/2008 - Published: 9/1/2008 - Bella, Jasper
A Very Vampiric Christmas by Waffle of Doom reviews
Bella is enjoying Christmas Eve with our beloved Cullen's, nothing weird could possibly happen right? It's not like Jasper has a thing for reindeer...
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 6 - Words: 5,872 - Reviews: 176 - Favs: 71 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 12/25/2008 - Published: 11/25/2008 - Emmett, Jasper - Complete
The Horrible, Dramatic, Sort of Cliched Story by DHeartzJasper reviews
For Readers with HUMOR only. Enjoy and remember to review! Jasper/Bella, but there's mainly humor, humor... and did I mention humor?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,068 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/9/2008 - Bella, Jasper - Complete
Vampires by Zylime reviews
Vampires is a parody of Teenagers by My Chemical Romance.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 296 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 7 - Published: 11/29/2008 - Complete
Pervert Edward by Carmal-Mocha-Bean reviews
Just a random Spoof of Twilight.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 311 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 2 - Published: 11/28/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Your Mood Ring by drama88queen95 reviews
This is just a random one-shot. It concerns a quote that I thought was hilarious! Bella tells a girl off. All of the Cullens are laughing. Read and Review! ENJOY!
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 782 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 13 - Published: 11/23/2008 - Bella, Jasper - Complete
Anytime by Eowyn77 reviews
Bella's first face-to-face with Emmett and Jasper after Pheonix.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 738 - Reviews: 109 - Favs: 269 - Follows: 32 - Published: 11/22/2008 - Bella, Emmett - Complete
Random day with Jasper,Emmett, and Bella by Miss Jasper Hale8635 reviews
Bella, Jasper, and Emmett say random things to each other.
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 299 - Reviews: 75 - Favs: 99 - Follows: 24 - Published: 11/17/2008 - Complete
The Cullen’s Moments of Randomness by twilight782 reviews
The Cullens have always been quite a stange family, besides the fact theat they are vampires. Now their most embarresing, weird, and craziest moments are revieled in these chpters of petrifyingly funny stories!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 14,605 - Reviews: 144 - Favs: 83 - Follows: 71 - Updated: 11/12/2008 - Published: 7/21/2007
Truth or Dare, Jasper's turn by georgiasf reviews
I was reading some truth or dare fanfictions last week and I got to thinking, What if Jasper's dare was... Some characters might be OOC
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,334 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 21 - Published: 11/9/2008 - Jasper, Bella - Complete
Love in Antiquity by Parsley the Lion reviews
Hermione falls down the dungeon stairs and breaks more than just her leg. She is thrown backwards in time with little hope of return. Will she ever get home, and what will happen in the meantime? A HGSS, time travel fic, but not as you know it...
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 20,602 - Reviews: 235 - Favs: 392 - Follows: 217 - Updated: 11/6/2008 - Published: 1/28/2006 - Hermione G., Salazar S. - Complete
To Save a Past by AJ Gryffindor reviews
If Harry had a chance to do it all over again, to go back with knowledge of the future and the ability to change it...Would he give up his future in order to save his past? AU. Yes, I know...done to death.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,730 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 44 - Updated: 10/31/2008 - Published: 9/30/2008 - Harry P.
Vampires on Crack by alicene reviews
Tanya visits unexpectedly and all the vampires are high.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 429 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/29/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Fascination by Elisabeth-l reviews
Jasper has developed a certain fascination for his slip on Bella's birthday. Could he really have killed Bella that day? His conclusion has far-reaching consequences for her. "Bite me, Jasper." One-shot.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,964 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 19 - Published: 10/20/2008 - Jasper, Bella - Complete
Who Let Bella Have the Espresso? by moon.cherry.twilite reviews
Jasper gives Bella a highly caffeinated drink, and she goes a little...crazy. All human OneShot.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 907 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 102 - Follows: 20 - Published: 10/19/2008 - Bella, Jasper - Complete
When Life Hands You Lemons by Lost in Believing reviews
What would you do if life handed you lemons? Just another random question that Bella decides to ask to her friends. One-shot. Hope you learn a few things, and get a laugh.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,343 - Reviews: 71 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 5 - Published: 10/17/2008 - Complete
How to settle an argument the empath way by Nayame reviews
Bella is at the Cullen Mansion again and everyone prepares for a nice movie night. They can't really chose between the films and so, its up to Jasper to help dealing with the problem.
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,390 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 82 - Follows: 10 - Published: 10/16/2008 - Jasper, Bella - Complete
It's so Long! by ThunderSpeak reviews
Jasper and Alice eavesdrop on an interesting situation occuring in Edwards bedroom. Bella/Edward laughs.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 653 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 6 - Published: 10/15/2008 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Harry Potter and the Annoying Snake Song by Satsukifujin reviews
Parseltounge truly is a curse, in more ways than one.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 507 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 13 - Published: 9/29/2008 - Harry P. - Complete
Our Little Vacation by Anin11492 reviews
What happens when a group of vampires and a human go to Las Vegas? A place with gambling, rollar coasters, and clubs? Not good a summeries, better than it sound! R&R
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 2,638 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 8/28/2008 - Published: 7/8/2008
Major Jasper and Blackbird by Calendulam reviews
Bella talks in her sleep. Emmett gets an idea. Jasper/Bella bonding ensues.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,389 - Reviews: 390 - Favs: 1,187 - Follows: 179 - Published: 8/20/2008 - Jasper, Bella - Complete
Cravings by bitten-sln reviews
Just a random one shot where Jasper and Emmett put Edward in an uncomfortable position by listening to a hilarious song. DISCLAIMER
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 560 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 4 - Published: 8/15/2008 - Complete
Note Passing: The sequel! by sugarhigh123 reviews
The sequel to Note Passing. Will Tyler "come out of the closet?" What's Bella's epiphany about Mike? Is Emmett bipolar? Why hasn't Mr. Banner made his move on Bella yet? Funnier than the 1st one. Flames used to burn jacob in hell... you know the rest.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 5,064 - Reviews: 109 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 57 - Updated: 8/14/2008 - Published: 7/13/2008
Obessed with Twilight by Bookgirl265 reviews
42 ways to tell if you are obessed with Twilight.
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 578 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 8/12/2008 - Published: 8/1/2008 - Edward - Complete
Indelible by Aisling-Siobhan reviews
LVHP Ginny died in the Chamber. only Harry and Tom know how it really happened. Harry can hear Tom in his head. Dumbledore sends Harry to Azkaban. Voldemort will have to find another way to get his body back. Harry is marked but whose side is he on?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 19 - Words: 83,294 - Reviews: 661 - Favs: 1,453 - Follows: 532 - Updated: 8/11/2008 - Published: 7/30/2007 - Voldemort, Harry P. - Complete
Dirty Little Secrets by Raexneol reviews
Sequel to Points of Authority Will an enemy from the past tear the Ed and Envy apart? Or will his attempts to use them to destroy each other fail? Rating will go up
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 7,899 - Reviews: 79 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 56 - Updated: 8/10/2008 - Published: 11/19/2005 - Edward E., Envy
Bella's dream by andstraightontillmorning reviews
All the Cullen's are in Bella's room, she is dreaming. Jasper can feel how erotic her dream is. Poor Edward!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 446 - Reviews: 61 - Favs: 125 - Follows: 22 - Published: 8/3/2008 - Jasper, Bella - Complete
Barbie Spice by BloodyMarry reviews
Emmett and Jasper have to watch Bella. Remotes explode. Pipes are thrown. Hoods are jumped on. And laughter and ridiculous amounts of random hilarity ensue. Beware.
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,564 - Reviews: 65 - Favs: 180 - Follows: 32 - Published: 8/2/2008 - Emmett, Bella - Complete
Messing with Jasper by Blawwmkw reviews
Edward, Emmett and Bella accidentally influence Jasper's emotions. Now Emmett has a great idea for what to do...mess with Jasper's emotions!
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,955 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 31 - Updated: 7/30/2008 - Published: 3/9/2008 - Jasper, Emmett
Flee by Hse Hissie reviews
James starts to track Bella and she has to get out of there fast, Alice and Jasper take her to Phoenix. We have already read Bella's Point of View so this is it from Jasper's eyes
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,685 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/24/2008 - Jasper, Bella - Complete
You missed! by DelilahTCullen reviews
Jasper hears in on a conversation between Bella and Edward that confuses him. ONE-SHOT
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 399 - Reviews: 80 - Favs: 131 - Follows: 16 - Published: 7/11/2008 - Complete
Random Twilight Convo : The Abs by Fanpire-xox reviews
Jasper and Emmett, the title basically explains! 2nd Random Twilight Convo by my Bff and I
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 174 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/8/2008 - Emmett, Jasper - Complete
Confederacy Victory by Tassel630 reviews
-All canon- "Edward beat Alice at chess, and then I played Jasper. He buried me." Bella, Eclipse, Page 57. Exactly how badly did Bella lose during that chess game?
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,243 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 68 - Follows: 7 - Published: 7/1/2008 - Jasper, Bella - Complete
Jasper is emo! by Spot'sGalFrom1899 reviews
A random 1-shot of Jasper being emo! A Brunet Story! TOTALLY RANDOM IT WILL SCARE YOU!
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 219 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 23 - Published: 6/18/2008 - Complete
What Happens In The Cage by Twin Exchange reviews
A plan to cure Remus goes terribly wrong and Charlie, Bill, Sirius and Hermione become trapped in a cage with a very unhappy werewolf.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 6,067 - Reviews: 106 - Favs: 145 - Follows: 65 - Updated: 6/17/2008 - Published: 4/30/2008 - Hermione G., Remus L. - Complete
Come Closer by Panda513 reviews
What if Bella tried to talk to Jasper immediately after her birthday party in NM? Complete smut. RR, lemons! oneshot.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,658 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 97 - Follows: 38 - Published: 6/2/2008 - Complete
Crazy Randomness by shells-5 reviews
The title pretty much says it all. Random stories of the Cullens', Bella included, life. R&R
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 2,650 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 5/25/2008 - Published: 4/16/2008 - Complete
Caramelldansen, Bella Style by MOVED TO BOUNCING BEE reviews
Bella is left alone at the Cullen mansion, who knows what silly songs will play?
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 746 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 9 - Published: 5/20/2008 - Complete
Jasper's Struggle by Lisa Newson reviews
This story picks up after Eclipse, and focuses on Jasper and Alice. Jasper slips up and the story focuses on the choices and consequences of those choices after he makes the mistake. And just to give you a hint - he doesn't go home after slipping up.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Suspense/Supernatural - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,495 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 5/2/2008 - Published: 5/1/2008
Jesus is a Vampire! by Lilith Apocalypta reviews
Emmett finds religion.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 267 - Reviews: 67 - Favs: 67 - Follows: 8 - Published: 3/31/2008 - Complete
Bathroom Confessionals by My-Bella reviews
More than you ever wanted to know about the Cullens' bathrooms. Rated "M" for suggestive & naughty language. This is a Cookie League Production. If you enjoy, please check out our other stories.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 929 - Reviews: 160 - Favs: 163 - Follows: 31 - Published: 3/7/2008 - Complete
Dark Lord Names by With A Midnight Smile reviews
Harry Potter, without the Dark Lord breathing down his neck, is bored. Boredom leads to Ginny, Ginny leads to... "Algae Envy Wiser"? What is going on? Anagrams and silliness.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 566 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 3 - Published: 3/1/2008 - Harry P. - Complete
Emotion Overload by OnlyinFiction reviews
Jasper has a little hissy fit when Edward and Bella are together. Set around the end of Eclipse.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 87 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 3 - Published: 2/2/2008 - Complete
Ways to Annoy a Vampire by italianvampiremafia reviews
Exactly as title says, ways to annoy a vampire. Easy read for lots of laughs!
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 271 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 6 - Published: 11/22/2007 - Complete
Emmett Goes Emo by Zukaddy reviews
Emmett Goes Emo... nuff said... rated T just in case....
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Angst - Chapters: 11 - Words: 7,200 - Reviews: 220 - Favs: 77 - Follows: 49 - Updated: 11/1/2007 - Published: 9/19/2007 - Complete
The day Crazed fans killed tortured Mike Newton by VampiressE12B reviews
Sequle to killing Jake thing. we kill mike! YAY! Time to kill mike. includes a juicer! WARNING: i will not be held responsible for any juicer night mares.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 3,206 - Reviews: 97 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 9/13/2007 - Published: 8/30/2007 - Complete
The day Crazed fans Tourtured Killed Jacob Black by VampiressE12B reviews
Me,under a different name, and some of my freind's,under different names, kill Jacob! Yay! i promised you a story with a blender and this is it! REVIEW! I will not take resposibility for horrible blender nightmares.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 7 - Words: 2,924 - Reviews: 111 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 8/28/2007 - Published: 8/11/2007 - Complete
Always Smiling by Lady Salazar reviews
Running only made it worse, and crying only made them enjoy it more. So Harry smiled instead, and waited for the day when he wouldn't have to, when it'd be them running and crying in his place. Oneshot, RK elements.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 23,255 - Reviews: 193 - Favs: 1,193 - Follows: 412 - Published: 6/22/2007 - Harry P. - Complete
Moony by Bee-kun reviews
Who says Lupin got his name from being a werewolf?
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 248 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 1 - Published: 6/21/2007 - Remus L. - Complete
Winning the Heart of the Dark Lord by moonservant reviews
Hermione is sent back to Tom Riddle's time and finds herself attracted to the mysterious boy. However, upon returning, a surprise awaits her.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 16 - Words: 29,934 - Reviews: 238 - Favs: 483 - Follows: 127 - Updated: 3/12/2007 - Published: 2/19/2007 - Hermione G., Tom R. Jr. - Complete
How I Fell by UnderTheRoseTree reviews
Hermione is hurled back in time to the Marauder era where she makes friends and falls in love with the one and only werewolf. 4 ur info this story will contain slight LucMalfHerm u have been told
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 17 - Words: 33,299 - Reviews: 170 - Favs: 244 - Follows: 54 - Updated: 1/4/2007 - Published: 11/20/2006 - Hermione G., Remus L. - Complete
The Marauders tests by maraudersmoon reviews
In the second Harry potter book, gilderoy Lockheart gives them a test about himself i wondered what the marauders would of put if they had had a professor like that. These... are thier answers.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,066 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 74 - Follows: 8 - Published: 12/28/2006 - Complete
Hit the Floor by Blackened Slytherin Sky reviews
Harry makes his choice about which side he wants to be on in the war with Voldemort. Oneshot Dark!Harry Harry's POV
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,933 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 5 - Published: 10/29/2006 - Harry P. - Complete
Gangstas by XQR reviews
Harry and Voldemort are gangsta! A piece of insanity I wrote.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 207 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 8 - Published: 9/30/2006 - Harry P., Voldemort - Complete
And Of Things That Will Bite by siriusly lupine reviews
This was written for Lady Acacia’s ‘The Furry Subculture’ challenge, in which Hermione becomes a werewolf but doesn’t tell anyone. Remus is the first to discover her secret and from there…well, you’ll see. HGRL Took 2nd place in challenge!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 11 - Words: 44,872 - Reviews: 202 - Favs: 413 - Follows: 91 - Updated: 2/12/2006 - Published: 1/15/2006 - Hermione G., Remus L. - Complete
Points Of Authority by Raexneol reviews
EdxEnvy What happens when, in a strange turn of events, your worst enemy becomes your only source of escape? Possible spoilers Rating subject to rise.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 27,853 - Reviews: 229 - Favs: 117 - Follows: 36 - Updated: 11/14/2005 - Published: 8/22/2005 - Edward E., Envy - Complete
Scars of the Past AU by EM Vought reviews
FinishedThe first book with the new character Erin Lyancomp-Black in it. The 'prequel' to The Daughter of the House of Black.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Fantasy - Chapters: 20 - Words: 30,391 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 7/16/2005 - Published: 4/21/2005 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Hero's Redemption by Allie Quinn reviews
When Dumbledore is murdered, and Harry is given an item of unmeasured power, he Ron, Hermione, Ginny and Draco travel back to a time when Hogwrts is just being formed and the founders are still sorting themselves
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 8,057 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 38 - Updated: 8/30/2004 - Published: 11/19/2003
The Worst Reality Could Throw At You by cherrychica89 reviews
When life gives you lemons...' I don't think Harry has heard this phrase before. These are the rants straight out of the journal of HP. LinkinPark song. A bit Dark one-shot. Anger. Quite funny if you're twisted like me.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,049 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 4 - Published: 8/1/2003 - Harry P., Harry P. - Complete
The snake who lived Book 1: Philosopher's stone by Aku-dono reviews
A family moves in next to 4 privet drive during the summer of 1991 and dramatically changes Harry's vision of things. Read and Review please! [Now finished!]
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 14 - Words: 80,844 - Reviews: 305 - Favs: 310 - Follows: 103 - Updated: 2/1/2003 - Published: 8/26/2002 - Complete
In the Founders' time by Eleanor Branstone reviews
Hermione finds a book in the Restricted section. When she opens it she and Snape are sucked into the time of the Four Founders. HG/SS.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 12,279 - Reviews: 148 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 35 - Updated: 5/10/2002 - Published: 5/8/2002 - Hermione G., Severus S.
The Tale of the Two Werewolves by Mistress Cresacre reviews
What if there had been another werewolf at Hogwarts with Remus? Contains abuse and other disturbing events
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 23,442 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 8 - Published: 3/19/2002 - Remus L. - Complete
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Darkness Within reviews
Harry was given to the Surrey Orphanage at age two. When it comes time for Harry to go to school, what will happen, after his unfortunate past? Will he be on the side of the Light or the Dark? Rating could change
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Tragedy - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,707 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 53 - Updated: 11/26/2011 - Published: 1/25/2011 - Harry P., Tom R. Jr.
Shuffle 'Shots
iPod Shuffle Challenge! WARNINGS: May contain: violence, abuse, slash, insanity and depression/angst. DISCLAIMER: I do not own anything that you may recognize as profitable from the Harry Potter series, and/or other things.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Angst - Chapters: 2 - Words: 260 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/24/2011 - Harry P.
Slytherin
Just a short poem about what it's like to be a Slytherin from Draco's perspective.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 107 - Favs: 1 - Published: 3/9/2011 - Draco M. - Complete
Help reviews
A short drabble/monologue in Harry Potter's POV-Dark!Harry, Dumbledore bashing, and mentions of abuse. T for CHARACTER DEATH. NOT SLASH!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 220 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 5 - Published: 3/9/2011 - Harry P., Albus D. - Complete
Should've Been Slytherin reviews
Our favorite Slytherin and Gryffindor have a surprise up their sleeves. The question is, who will find out? Rated "M" for a reason. HPDM with a slight mention of HPGW and DMPP.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 628 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 1/15/2011 - Complete
Battle of the Species
What happens when werewolves lose a bet? A Battle of the Species, that's what. Vamp vs. Wolf. NO HUMANS, takes place in B.D. AU, Non-Cannon, Twisted ending. Sequel coming soon! NO NESSIE!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 7 - Words: 7,405 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 3 - Published: 10/16/2010 - Jasper, Bella - Complete
Silver Wings reviews
Bella is a Vampire and during one hunt, she slips up. What else will happen? AU, just a brother/sister fic. NOW RATED T JUST TO BE SAFE!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,021 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/9/2010 - Bella, Jasper - Complete
MrSquishyface IS MISSING! reviews
Has Jasper gone insane? Why is Bella being questioned? Where is Edward at? Why did Emmett call Bella? READ TO FIND OUT! Made for BINGO in English.
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Humor/Mystery - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,232 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 9/20/2010 - Published: 9/19/2010 - Bella, Jasper - Complete
Truth or DareCullen style reviews
The Cullen's are bored and Bella comes over. Emmett suggests they play truth or dare. What could go wrong? Read and Review Please! COMPLETED!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 8 - Words: 6,470 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 33 - Updated: 9/4/2010 - Published: 8/10/2010 - Bella, Jasper - Complete
If Bella's birthday ended differently reviews
Just what the title implies. What I think would have happened if the Cullens wouldn't have been able to stop Jasper. BPOV then JPOV, and finally EPOV. Read and Review.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Suspense/Horror - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,448 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 8/10/2010 - Published: 8/6/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
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