Author has written 74 stories for Van Helsing, Aladdin, Pirates of the Caribbean, IT, Harry Potter, Planet of the Apes, Dragon's Bait, Inkheart, Picture of Dorian Gray, Hunger Games, Ranger's Apprentice, Supernatural, Legend of the Seeker, Raven, 2012, Titanic, Once Upon a Time, Vampire Diaries, Gladiator, Avengers, Quills, Lord of the Rings, Jonah Hex, Xiaolin Showdown, LXG, Vampire Diaries, 13 Ghosts, Hobbit, Tomb Raider, Kuroshitsuji, Sherlock, American Horror Story, Sweeney Todd, Mission: Impossible, Crimson Peak, Struck by Lightning, 2012, Captain America, Robin Hood BBC, Mummy, A Nightmare on Elm Street, James Bond, Beauty and the Beast, and 12 Rounds.
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Quotes from my stories:
"I'm sorry, was that guy from last night trying to bring back Voldemort or do we have a new Dark Lord that nobody bothered to tell me about?" —Van Helsing
"What do you think he'd do to you when he figured out you don't have the blood of Dracula in your veins?"
"Yes, Loki is a sweet dog, but he doesn't have that special something that Kirk has."
Nothing like the fear of death to really bring people together. —Supernatural
"This place goes up in flames and you two are getting one hell of a told you so after we die." —Supernatural
"You are going to walk in that tent, you are gonna let that guy do whatever it takes to heal your stubborn ass, and you are going to keep your mouth shut about it because I will personally break every bone in your body if you don't." —Supernatural
"It's a witch! He's also a dick, but I'm pretty sure you got that by now." —Supernatural
"Well excuse me for not wanting to touch the woman that stabbed me in the goddamned neck!" —Supernatural
"I know, get out or be murdered."
"What would happen if the sacred tree had an accident?" —Supernatural
"Who ya gonna call?"
"If you can't get your child to behave, then you might as well join them in their delinquency." —Once Upon a Time
"A little slow, aren't you?"
"This ain't my problem until I'm attacked directly." —Once Upon a Time
"You know, if you had come here when you were supposed to, you wouldn't have been attacked by flying monkeys." —Once Upon a Time
"I knew those cars were nothing good."
"Morgan, why can't you pick a boyfriend that isn't a homicidal maniac?" —Once Upon a Time
"Don't you have something to be doing instead of annoying me?"
"Sebastian, kindly go fuck yourself." —Sherlock
Jim looks down at her with an expression only parents are able to pull off, somewhere between menacing and irritated. —Sherlock
"Thou probably shouldn't piss off a woman with a gun either." —Mission: Impossible
“Are you any good at sailing?”
“Oh, my God, we’ve gotta get you out of here. I’m not having my grandchild raised in a place where crabs steal a man’s ship. C’mon. The rest of you get a move on! I need a crew to get back to the land of the living so I can kick Commodore Norrington’s royal ass!”
“You can’t be pregnant, you’re still a baby!”
"You're really making a habit out of getting stabbed."
"Forgive me, but I find it hard to believe that a Ranger is offering me help."
"Next time you shank a guy for his job, at least stab him in the front." —Robin Hood BBC
"Yes, well, run along for now and do whatever it is Ranger's do when they're not needed."
"What do you suppose it is?"
"Somehow, I doubt we'll ever get to ride off into the sunset.”
"I miss the locusts; locusts just got into everything, but they didn't want to eat me or my family."
"Confidence is key, AJ!"
"Someone needs to break it to Thomas that a stack of papers isn't something most teens aspire to find in mysterious locked chests." —Crimson Peak
"Are we gonna go snoop in the attic to find the source of that noise in an obviously haunted house?"
"And why should I help you guys do anything?"
“We’re gonna die.”
"You keep a raccoon in your home?"
Quotes from books, movies, and TV shows:
“She was expecting you last night.”
Mrs. Cole was a perfect democrat. She hated all kids equally. —IT by Stephan King
“He’s blackmailing me,” Richie said to his mother, who was eating dry toast. She was trying to lose weight again. “This is blackmail, I just hope you know that.”
“How will I ever carry out diplomatic missions without someone to throw unpleasant nobles out the window?” —The Burning Bridge by John Flanagan
“The question is, what should we do with him?”
“So, for example, Lady Pauline would never resort to throwing someone into a moat if they were being objectionable?”
"You will receive the official notification of my displeasure tomorrow, Halt."
"Perhaps Halt acted in haste—in the heat of the moment?"
"So what's Digby got to complain about?"
"Does everyone think I'm aloof?"
"I'm not American and I don't play baseball. Is it like cricket, Si? Or more like hurling?"
"Where did he find the dagger?"
There were impressive stone paths and benches and even a statue of an angel that gave Simon nervous fits, since he was a Doctor Who fan. The angel wasn't weeping, exactly, but it looked too depressed for Simon's liking. —Tales From the Shadowhunter Academy by Cassandra Clare
"The Hawthornes are all over The Folly, and most of them are assholes, like their ancestor." —Mary: Unleashed by Hillary Monahan
"You're too skinny. Too much coffee, not enough pancakes."
"Don't be dramatic."
"It could be a she. It isn't just men who get to be psycho magic serial killers." —Lady Midnight by Cassandra Clare
"I need a lavatory."
"He's got jungle tummy."
"I'm sorry. I'm a little dense today. Are you threatening to kill me as well as bribe me?" —The Night Manager by John le Carré
How dare she be so beautiful at a time like this? —The Night Manager by John le Carré
If you're not flirting, keep your hip to yourself. —The Night Manager by John le Carré
"Murders? How come you didn't say anything to Julian or us about it? You could have sent an email or a fire message or a postcard."
"We are ancient beings. We have seen the birth and fall of nations. Witnessed endless wars, famines, and natural disasters. Surely we are allowed a few eccentricities?"
The poor, incredibly beautiful vampire must be off his rocker. —When Darkness Comes by Alexandra Ivy
"I am a procurer of pleasure."
If she were dead, then this whole afterlife thing was a big, fat rip-off. —When Darkness Comes by Alexandra Ivy
"Don't you have somewhere you need to be? The kitchen? The sewers? The fires of hell?" —When Darkness Comes by Alexandra Ivy
'Wake up, hobbits! It's a beautiful morning.'
"It was biological warfare, designed to take down an entire pantheon at my mother's command. She was rather bitchy that way, back in her time." —Instinct by Sherrilyn Kenyon
"I saw that you'd called, and I was trying to call you back, but my battery went dead. So I went to car charge it. Unfortunately, I'd used the car charger to tie my glove box closed, which frayed it, and when I plugged it in to use it, it started a small electrical fire in the Jeep, which ignited a stack of papers and burned out the whole passenger seat before I could douse it with enough Coke to put it out—that stuff's not as good at putting out fires as you'd think..." —Invincible by Sherrilyn Kenyon
"Oh, great. Our coach is a pig-in-the-blanket for Satan." —Invincible by Sherrilyn Kenyon
You got eaten by a co-worker one day at work, and the next the world went on as if you'd never existed. —Invincible by Sherrilyn Kenyon
"This is the 2nd one in a day who's been murdered."
Lestat was being a perfect idiot. —Interview With the Vampire by Anne Rice
"He's dead, you idiot!" He said with his characteristic charm and tact. —Interview With the Vampire by Anne Rice
"Evil is a point of view. We are immortal. And what we have before us are the rich feasts that conscience cannot appreciate and mortal men cannot know without regret. God kills, and so shall we; indiscriminately He takes the richest and the poorest, and so shall we; for no creatures under God are as we are, none so like Him as ourselves, dark angels not confined to the stinking limits of hell but wandering His earth and all its kingdoms." —Interview With the Vampire by Anne Rice
"But there is another reason closer to the truth than all these things which I've just said to you. And that is simply this: that when you first encountered Santiago in the Latin Quarter you...unfortunately...called him a buffoon." —Interview With the Vampire by Anne Rice
“A lot of people would like to see me dead.”
After being punched* “What was that for?”
“How is Chiyo?”
“Our last shot.”
“I still can’t see what they’re building. They could be tunneling.”
“If this is your last winter on Earth, do you want to spend it without television?” —The Ranch
“Dad, we don’t have any electricity! We gotta sell. You ever see The Shining? Jack Nicholson killed his entire family with an ax. You know why? They didn’t have a TV!” —The Ranch
"Well, I speak the most Italian, so I'll be your escort. Donovan speaks the second most, so he'll be your Italian cameraman. Omar third most, so he'll be Donny's assistant."
"You got shot, Mickey!"
"Here lies Dwight. Here lies his gun. He was bad. Now he's done. Let's go." —Pushing Daisies
"He's not just dead, he's extra crispy." —Pushing Daisies
"I'm gonna win that blue ribbon, wrap it around her neck, and strangle her with it." —Pushing Daisies
"I think you're my favorite person I ever tried to knock out. Definitely top two or three." —The Walking Dead
"I feel bad for the patients who are, you know, stupid." —Nurse Jackie
"I'm gonna have a seizure and die. And my lawyer's gonna sue the hospital. You're gonna get shut down. And I won't care because I'm gonna be rich."
"If you don't let me see a doctor in like 5 minutes, I'm gonna call an ambulance and take my business to another hospital."
"If anyone gets nosy, you know, just... Shoot 'em."
"Where is he?"
"Someone jacked Santa's ride." —The Librarians
"Ms. Fine, don't you have something you want to say to Mr. Bradley and his son?"
"Who leaves a body lying around to be discovered? We never do and we're not exactly competent killers." —Misfits
"I don't see him."
"I'm friends with your mother. I'm here to help. Don't eat the help." —Game of Thrones
"Next time I have an idea like that, punch me in the face." —Game of Thrones
"Don't worry about me. I'll just die... again." —Misfits
"Can we please stop killing our probation workers?!" —Misfits
"We should set up a password that we can say to each other so we know it's us."
[Nathan throws brick at Sally's windshield]
"So the probation worker is driving around with the stiffs in the boot of her car. Just thought you'd want to know. Anyway, call me!" —Misfits
"I was only saying that the lad that she used to go out with was a dick. I was only being nice."
"There is no going back now, man. You were just as screwed as the rest of us. You are black and famous. You are probably more screwed!" —Misfits
"Judge not lest ye be judged."
"So, how'd it go?"
"Doctor! They have guns."
"The monk's been on the mushrooms!" —Robin Hood BBC
"Were you going to save England single-handed?"
"Bad news is that you've been stabbed. Good news is that you won't have to marry the man that stabbed you." —Robin Hood BBC
"I thought we came to save you!"
"I've been betrayed."
"You were looking at me."
"It seems to me that somebody wants you dead."
"We are home unscathed. Well, scathed, very scathed, but happy, and hungry. Very hungry." —Robin Hood BBC