Author has written 82 stories for Van Helsing, Aladdin, Pirates of the Caribbean, IT, Harry Potter, Planet of the Apes, Dragon's Bait, Inkheart, Picture of Dorian Gray, Hunger Games, Ranger's Apprentice, Supernatural, Legend of the Seeker, Raven, 2012, Titanic, Once Upon a Time, Vampire Diaries, Gladiator, Avengers, Quills, Lord of the Rings, Jonah Hex, Xiaolin Showdown, LXG, Vampire Diaries, 13 Ghosts, Hobbit, Tomb Raider, Kuroshitsuji, Sherlock, American Horror Story, Sweeney Todd, Mission: Impossible, Crimson Peak, Struck by Lightning, 2012, Captain America, Robin Hood BBC, Mummy, A Nightmare on Elm Street, James Bond, Beauty and the Beast, Teen Wolf, Rose Red, Penny Dreadful, Mummy, 2017, Misc. Movies, and 12 Rounds.
My AO3 Page: Accidental_Ducky
“We’re not gonna sell right now. We’re gonna hold out.”
Tschida tried but failed to suppress his amusement over his boss’s battered physical appearance.
“My recruit did that to you?” asked Kennedy, still not entirely sure what the man was talking about.
“Your boy had him beat,” Tschida interjected with a smile, “but Stan here broke the rules and put the kid’s balls in a vise.”
“Stan, you need to trust me. I had no idea he could best you.”
Kennedy folded her arms and thought long and hard before she spoke. “There is one other possibility.”
“Victor,” Sergeant Jones said, “what in the hell are you doing?”
“Scott, come on. I'm 147 pounds of pale skin and fragile bone, okay? Sarcasm is my only defense.” —Teen Wolf
“FYI, yes, coming back from the dead has left my abilities somewhat impaired, but the hearing still works. So I hope you’re comfortable saying whatever it is that you’re feeling straight to my face.”
“They’re trying to help.”
“And just curious, is there a reason the gun is still pointed at me?”
“How come no one ever hides something in a place I'd actually like to search, y'know? Like a brewery or a strip club?”
“Hugo Strange, you're under arrest for, uh, trying to weaponize the, uh... oh hell, you know why.” Gotham
“She was expecting you last night.”
“He’s blackmailing me,” Richie said to his mother, who was eating dry toast. She was trying to lose weight again. “This is blackmail, I just hope you know that.”
“So, for example, Lady Pauline would never resort to throwing someone into a moat if they were being objectionable?”
"You will receive the official notification of my displeasure tomorrow, Halt."
"The Hawthornes are all over The Folly, and most of them are assholes, like their ancestor." —Mary: Unleashed by Hillary Monahan
"Don't be dramatic."
"I'm sorry. I'm a little dense today. Are you threatening to kill me as well as bribe me?" —The Night Manager by John le Carré
'Wake up, hobbits! It's a beautiful morning.'
"He's dead, you idiot!" He said with his characteristic charm and tact. —Interview With the Vampire by Anne Rice
“A lot of people would like to see me dead.”
“How is Chiyo?”
"He's not just dead, he's extra crispy." —Pushing Daisies
"I'm gonna win that blue ribbon, wrap it around her neck, and strangle her with it." —Pushing Daisies
"I think you're my favorite person I ever tried to knock out. Definitely top two or three." —The Walking Dead
"I feel bad for the patients who are, you know, stupid." —Nurse Jackie
"If anyone gets nosy, you know, just... Shoot 'em."
"Who leaves a body lying around to be discovered? We never do and we're not exactly competent killers." —Misfits
"I was only saying that the lad that she used to go out with was a dick. I was only being nice."
"Judge not lest ye be judged."
"So, how'd it go?"
"I thought we came to save you!"
"It seems to me that somebody wants you dead."