Author has written 18 stories for NCIS, and Glee.
Hi, my name is Abby. I write NCIS and Glee fanfiction, and enjoy reading and reviewing NCIS, Covert Affarirs, Harry Potter, Glee, and Maximum Ride fanfiction.
Yes, I am critical. Get over it. Remember, do as I say, not as I do.
Anyway, for NCIS I like any het pairing except for Gibbs/Abby and Abby/Ducky. Its just gross because its and obvious father/daughter thing. Not a big Tony/Abby person, but I will tolerate. My faves are probably McGee/Ziva and Kate/Gibbs. I like Tony/Ziva and McGee/Abby except there are a ton of stories about them and sometimes its a wee bit forced with cliches from the show. I like some more unconventional pairings that have less to work with and more room for creativity. I'm weird, I know.
I LOVE JIMMY PALMER! GIVE HIM A SPOT IN THE CREDITS FOR PETE'S SAKE
For HP, i like all canon pairings. (And Luna/Neville because Neville is a BAMF)
As for anything else, any het pairing will do.
The only fandom I write slash for is Glee, and only Kurt/Blaine. Everything else: see above.
I love reviews with a burning passion.
New Obsessions: Glee's Artie Abrams and Auggie Anderson from Covert Affairs. Both extremely hot and charming (and Artie can sing).
(In English class)
KID: The machine with thongs is a forklift.
ME: Don't you mean 'prongs'?
ME: What's black and white and red all over?
GIRL: I dunno.
ME: A nun in a blender!
GIRL: God, Abby, I'm eating!
(More to come...)
~I text in perfect grammar
~I rock at sending creepy text messages
~I know song lyrics to go with every moment
~I suck at singing
~People hate in when I sing thus stated song lyrics
~I can quote AVPM. If you don't know what this is you don't need to. (BUTT TRUMPET!)
~I headslap people on a regular basis.
~Every time someone apologizes I think "Never apologize, it's a sign of weakness!"
~I cyberstalk Darren Criss.
~I speak Spanglish and Pig Latin. And Spanish Pig Latin. E-May Usta-gay espanol-ay. Oh-nay es-ay ucho-may aburrido-ay.
~I listen to emo music. And classical music. And oldies. And soundtracks. I'm wierd.
~I use big words in regular speech
~Heaven doesn't want me and hell is afraid I'll take over
~I can't go to hell, they have a restraining order against me.
Also, yell this statement at the top of your lungs:
Mother, father, son of a big fat astronaut.
Then laugh and curse my immaturity.
Being mature is highly overrated.
Just ask my imaginary friends.
--Abberz the Awesome
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