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Author has written 3 stories for Naruto, Familiar of Zero, and Fairy Tail.

I like to take long shits in my toilet, and masturbate=). Sometimes when I'm horny I get a condom, and use it to masturbate into.=)

I am a lazy son-of-a-bitch.

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Doom: The Kanto Saga by Sir Chris reviews
This is the story of Doctor Doom's Pokemon adventure, where every Pokemon can be improved with the magic of science and where blood is most certainly not optional. Features Magikarp as the starter, gym battles to the death, and a lot of evil laughter. Doom currently has four badges, is kind of the boss of Team Rocket now, and Sabrina is a love interest of sorts.
Pokémon - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 199 - Words: 118,493 - Reviews: 388 - Favs: 303 - Follows: 228 - Updated: 4/23 - Published: 3/6/2011
Out of the Unknown by axellon2008 reviews
Naruto discovers a crashed starship outside his village and his life is forever changed. Under the unorthodox tutelage of a Sith Lord's spirit, he will learn the technology and history of a larger galaxy that he, and no one else from his planet, ever knew existed.
Crossover - Star Wars & Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 32 - Words: 554,153 - Reviews: 2323 - Favs: 2,747 - Follows: 2,427 - Updated: 10/2/2014 - Published: 1/12/2011 - Naruto U.
Sharingan Rats by Lucillia reviews
At Wave, it is discovered that Naruto has the Sharingan, and everything goes off into left field from there. Especially after Sasuke and Naruto discover that the Uchiha clan has been cursed to be continually reborn as rats. One of two stories about Naruto with the Sharingan which diverge at Chapter 9. If you want the story without the Uchiha rats, see Uzumaki and Uchiha.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 12 - Words: 17,511 - Reviews: 355 - Favs: 669 - Follows: 623 - Updated: 9/19/2013 - Published: 8/11/2011 - Naruto U., Sasuke U., Izuna U., Obito U./Tobi
Harry Potter and the Temporal Beacon by willyolioleo reviews
At the end of 3rd year, Hermione asks Harry for some help with starting an interesting project. If a dark lord's got a 50-year head start on you, maybe what you need is a little more time to even the playing field. AU, Timetravel, HHr, mild Ron bashing. Minimizing new powers, just making good use of existing ones.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 70 - Words: 428,826 - Reviews: 5026 - Favs: 4,509 - Follows: 5,065 - Updated: 9/19/2013 - Published: 11/30/2010 - Harry P., Hermione G.
To Really Know Someone by ncpfan reviews
They all labeled Naruto, whether as village pariah or village hero. Kurenai was no exception at first, but a few years after the 4th Shinobi War, she begins to see...and love...the real Naruto. Rating raised to M for references to Zetsu's cannibalism.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 17 - Words: 171,012 - Reviews: 563 - Favs: 1,253 - Follows: 1,129 - Updated: 9/16/2013 - Published: 8/8/2011 - Naruto U., Kurenai Y.
Chaotic Trump by sunwraith reviews
After messing up the summoning technique, Naruto ends up in the care of the Invincible Idiot. With his body being returned to that of a six year old and a evil fur ball out of it's cage. How will Naruto's life turn out? co-written with Vongola Maelstrom
Crossover - Naruto & Negima! Magister Negi Magi/魔法先生ネギま! - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 11 - Words: 65,871 - Reviews: 373 - Favs: 866 - Follows: 767 - Updated: 5/1/2013 - Published: 11/27/2010 - Naruto U.
The World Only The Girls Know: Azalea Side by Wrathie Winsre reviews
When the Wheels of Fate turn and the Memories of the 'Captured' Girls return, it's time for them to 'capture' the God in turn! Will he pay attention to the 'Real' Girls? Or will he reward the One closest to him instead?
World Only God Knows/神のみぞ知るセカイ - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 91 - Words: 301,363 - Reviews: 725 - Favs: 341 - Follows: 232 - Updated: 2/8/2013 - Published: 1/1/2011 - Keima K., Elsie - Complete
Our Hollow Brother by TealEyedBeing reviews
The story of Kurosaki Ichigo, only in this tale, he started off as a Hollow even before Kuchiki Rukia came to Karakura Town in order to continue protecting his two little sisters. Warnings/Disclaimer inside. Insp. by The Humane Hollow by Nate Grey. AUTHORS NOTE, PLEASE READ, SORRY FOR THE DISAPPOINTMENT, POTENTIAL ALTERNATE POSSIBILITIES INSIDE
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Family/Friendship - Chapters: 7 - Words: 35,768 - Reviews: 327 - Favs: 1,170 - Follows: 1,045 - Updated: 1/1/2013 - Published: 4/18/2011 - Ichigo K.
NU: Dark Lord Plus by 26-Lord-Pain reviews
AU, Dark/Naru, Naru/Harem. An NU: Dark-Lord Rewrite, with new ideas added to the mix. SUM: Found and saved from death by Gnarl, Naruto and his minions must now gather the Dark-Races together to combat the ruthless Betrayer. And Evil always finds a way...
Crossover - Naruto & Overlord - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 20 - Words: 276,578 - Reviews: 541 - Favs: 878 - Follows: 714 - Updated: 12/23/2012 - Published: 8/4/2011 - Naruto U.
Marvel: This Is War by ThisPageHasBeenAbandoned93 reviews
AU. postM-Day. A teen was found in a burning building, then taken to the hospital. He woke up and somehow made his way to Xavier's, becoming a combat teacher to students his age. His name is Naruto, but you can call him War. Naru/harem. R&R INDEFINITE HIATUS - MAY BE MOVED TO ANOTHER AUTHOR
Crossover - Marvel & Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 40,416 - Reviews: 284 - Favs: 1,044 - Follows: 1,008 - Updated: 9/7/2012 - Published: 5/16/2011 - Naruto U.
Crossing the River Gates: The Rubicon's Flow by Airheaded dude reviews
Dimensional Magic has always been a thing of uncertainty. It always manages to do things at the most inconvenient of times. This time, dimensional magic has interfered with the climax of the Fourth Great Shinobi War. A rewrite of Crossing the River Gates.
Crossover - Naruto & Fairy Tail - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 12 - Words: 120,388 - Reviews: 268 - Favs: 423 - Follows: 397 - Updated: 6/19/2012 - Published: 11/28/2010
Kitsune of Fairy Tail by Advent of Shadows reviews
A change during the Rescue Gaara Arc changes everything. Thrown into Earth Land, Naruto must adapt to a life among mages and fulfill his new destiny. Naruto/Ezra. Rated M for future chapters.
Crossover - Naruto & Fairy Tail - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 25 - Words: 86,032 - Reviews: 934 - Favs: 1,733 - Follows: 1,033 - Updated: 6/6/2012 - Published: 8/14/2011 - [Naruto U., Erza S.] - Complete
The Conduit by Dorlath reviews
Naruto was born hundreds of years before canon, living that entire duration due to a tie to the biju that runs deeper than any jinchuriki. AU with an, obviously, quite strong Naruto.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 15 - Words: 137,237 - Reviews: 350 - Favs: 885 - Follows: 866 - Updated: 6/3/2012 - Published: 8/4/2011 - Naruto U.
Dark Defense by kyugan reviews
Before Fudge can appoint Dolores Umbridge as the new DADA Professor, Dumbledore seeks out a candidate of his own. And after all, the best tutors against the Dark Arts are those who are Dark themselves… 5th Year
Crossover - Harry Potter & Devil May Cry - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 16 - Words: 74,549 - Reviews: 1030 - Favs: 1,685 - Follows: 1,537 - Updated: 3/14/2012 - Published: 8/7/2009 - Albus D., Vergil
The Abomination by DarkSwordMage reviews
Kazuya Aoi is an aberrant existence. In the world of Pandora's and Limiters, Kazuya blurs the line between them.
Freezing/フリージング - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Adventure - Chapters: 6 - Words: 41,623 - Reviews: 70 - Favs: 281 - Follows: 275 - Updated: 1/25/2012 - Published: 7/19/2011 - Kazuya A.
There's fanfiction about us! by Self-Proclaimed KingofDDR reviews
My 2nd Naruto fic. Shikamaru gets a laptop and discovers our website. Major OOCness! Rating changed to Mature because of Chapter 9! Next chapter is up! Currently reading Naruto Harem/Bashing type fic.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 29 - Words: 100,630 - Reviews: 874 - Favs: 639 - Follows: 545 - Updated: 9/27/2011 - Published: 3/28/2006 - Shikamaru N., Naruto U.
Whirlpool of Love by TheRoadrunner reviews
Naruto decided that Kushina is the only one for him. She tries to withstand the temptation, but for how long? Strict Naruto x Kushina - Rated M for lemon & gore
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 53,803 - Reviews: 286 - Favs: 1,195 - Follows: 849 - Updated: 9/15/2011 - Published: 4/28/2011 - Naruto U., Kushina U.
Ninja Evolution by Thatdude2106 reviews
Minato decided to act as a father and husband instead of a Hokage. How will things turn out in a new world so different from the Elemental Nations?
Crossover - X-Men: Evolution & Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 14 - Words: 58,089 - Reviews: 132 - Favs: 429 - Follows: 381 - Updated: 8/26/2011 - Published: 7/31/2011 - Naruto U.
Judgement by Asha'man of Fire reviews
Kamijo Touma, Level 0. Accelarator, Level 5. Strong armed into Judgement, they will have to learn to work together in order to survive the experience and help as many people as they can. Not Yaoi.
Toaru Majutsu no Index/とある魔術の禁書目録 - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 7 - Words: 28,759 - Reviews: 187 - Favs: 333 - Follows: 341 - Updated: 8/1/2011 - Published: 3/28/2010 - Tōma K., Accelerator
A Fable of Heroes From Ages Old and New: Tale 1 by Zarkovagis9 reviews
After Lucien takes Sparrow and Rose under his wing, Theresa must bring back the mighty Alexander, the Hero of Oakvale, back from the dead to aid her. Together, they must find a way to destroy the Spire before Lucien uses it for his own ambitions.
Fable - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 71,605 - Reviews: 162 - Favs: 152 - Follows: 121 - Updated: 7/7/2011 - Published: 2/25/2009 - Chicken Chaser/The Hero of Oakvale, Sparrow/The Hero of Bowerstone
A Valentine's Day Special by Stormwolfex reviews
It's Valentine's Day in Academy City! How will Kamijou Touma handle the pressure as every female in his unwanted harem struggles to give him his Valentine present? A short story, probably a five-shot. Touma x ?
Toaru Majutsu no Index/とある魔術の禁書目録 - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 27,061 - Reviews: 89 - Favs: 262 - Follows: 104 - Updated: 3/31/2011 - Published: 2/16/2011 - Tōma K. - Complete
Samurai Deeper Naruto by animefan29 reviews
Naruto/Samurai Deeper Kyo crossover. Naruto is kidnapped at a young age, but years later he returns a changed man. Will he be accepted in Konoha as a cold blooded killer? Does he even remember the village? Major AU. Full summary inside.
Crossover - Naruto & Samurai Deeper Kyo - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 33,853 - Reviews: 135 - Favs: 376 - Follows: 372 - Updated: 1/1/2011 - Published: 6/11/2008 - Naruto U.
Learning to be Human by tgobg reviews
Given a second opportunity to live. Naruto learns the meaning of friendship and love as he goes on his greatest adventure yet. Naruto will be taking the place of Cloud. Meaning, no Cloud in this story. No like, no read.
Crossover - Final Fantasy VII & Naruto - Rated: M - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 50,831 - Reviews: 113 - Favs: 383 - Follows: 352 - Updated: 11/5/2009 - Published: 10/25/2009 - Naruto U.
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Lost in the Road of Life With Two Companions reviews
Book III: Naruto thought he was going to die; he'd hoped for it actually. But then he got rescued by a cat and a little girl that was raised by a dragon. "Why does this happen to me," was all he could say.
Crossover - Naruto & Fairy Tail - Rated: M - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,844 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 74 - Follows: 82 - Published: 8/20/2011 - Naruto U., Wendy M.
Zero's Demon reviews
Lousie, nicknamed Zero, summoned something that was said to have fought the founder. She had summoned a Demon, but not any demon, she summoned the Founder's main enemy: The Demon King. Abandoned Fic. Don't read if you don;t want to waste your time.
Crossover - Naruto & Familiar of Zero - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Supernatural - Chapters: 4 - Words: 12,495 - Reviews: 75 - Favs: 187 - Follows: 178 - Updated: 8/11/2011 - Published: 7/31/2011 - Naruto U., Louise - Complete
Insane reviews
A deep past left him insane. However, in time, they came. They got him, made him fight, and kill. He's brought outside only, to keep still. When the time comes, they come to him. He can't escape; because he's insane.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Mystery/Horror - Chapters: 4 - Words: 6,068 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 6/15/2011 - Published: 5/17/2011 - Dark Naruto/Yami Naruto, Naruto U.