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Joined 07-29-10, id: 2471050, Profile Updated: 01-01-13
Author has written 22 stories for Kingdom Hearts, How to Train Your Dragon, Meet the Robinsons, Avatar: Last Airbender, Danny Phantom, Phineas and Ferb, and American Dragon: Jake Long.

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Mary Penelope,

My dear friend Alex Leep wrote this for me about a week ago for my 14th birthday. I kept forgetting to post it. -.-'
If your birthday seems to sparkle
with a magic all it's own...
If every smile that comes your way
begins to set the trend and
makes each hour delightful
and a joy from start to end,
If being told
you're special
warms you heart
with sunshine, too,
then every wish inside this message
has certainly come true!

Hello everyone! I've now been here for over a year now, but this is still one of my favorite sites. I love to write, and so it's a great privilege to be able to write for this site.

Now, a little about me! I am a girl, of course, and am currently living in Canada. I am a ninth grader with, well, interesting, let's say, ideas. I first discovered the world of reading and writing when I learned to read. After that, I've never looked back! I read constantly, and if I'm nowhere to be found, my friends and family know I'm most likely to be either curled up with a book somewhere or writing a new project.

My greatest accomplishment in the writing world would have to be two or three years ago when I wrote my first (unpublished) 'novel,' called Zap. It's the story of a girl named Amanda Gem and how she discovers she has super powers. I know, it sounds stupid, but it's actually quite good (I think. That's what the people who've read it say, anyway). It's been posted on FictionPress.

Recently, I'm working on a story I've called 'The Six' (dumb title, I know. I'm trying to come up with something better). I'm not giving away much here, because I really feel good about this one, and wanna publish it, so I don't want anyone stealing the idea. In fact, only one person (You know who you are *coughalcough*) knows anything good about the story, and is the ONLY one I'm giving any sneak peeks to, because she helps me think.

My hobbies include, reading and writing (Duh!), playing video games and watching movies, especially classics like The Little Mermaid. I also love babysitting.

My favorite movies include Meet the Robinsons, The Lion King 2- Simba's Pride, Cinderella, The Little Mermaid, The Little Mermaid 2- Return to the Sea, The Little Mermaid 3- Ariel's Beginning, The Lady and the Tramp, The Lion King 1/2, Brother Bear, Brother Bear 2, Robots, Hoot, Astro Boy, all the Harry Potter movies and, here comes the big one, HOW TO TRAIN YOUR DRAGON!!!!!!!!!!! I LOVE this movie! Team Hiccup forever! A new one is Gnomeo and Juliet. I know it's corny and dumb, but it's just so cute... But all of these pale in comparison to Phineas and Ferb- Across The Second Dimension!!!!!!!!!

My favorite video games are Kingdom Hearts, Kingdom Hearts 2, Rune Factory 2, Meet the Robinsons, and Harvest Moon.

My recently new favorite TV shows are Danny Phantom, Phineas and Ferb, Kim Possible, American Dragon: Jake Long and the 2003 version of Astro Boy. Don't laugh! I'm a child geek at heart, okay?

My favorite books? Wow, get ready to be ambushed! 11 Birthdays, Harry Potter and the Philosopher's Stone, Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets, Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Askaban, Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire, Harry Potter and the Order of Phoenix, Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows, Finally, On Thin Ice, Inkheart, Inkspell, Inkdeath, Dear Toni, The Hobbit, the Goosebumps series, Every Soul a Star, A Series of Unfortunate Events: The Bad Beginning, A Series of Unfortunate Events: The Reptile Room, A Series of Unfortunate Events: The Wide Window, A Series of Unfortunate Events: The Miserable Mill, A Series of Unfortunate Events: The Austere Academy, A Series of Unfortunate Events:The Ersatz Elevator, A Series of Unfortunate Events: The Vile Village, A Series of Unfortunate Events: The Hostile Hospital, A Series of Unfortunate Events: The Carnivorous Carnival, A Series of Unfortunate Events: The Slippery Slope, A Series of Unfortunate Events: The Grim Grotto, A Series of Unfortunate Events: The Penultimate Peril, A Series of Unfortunate Events: The End, 39 Clues: The Maze of Bones, 39 Clues: One False Note, 39 Clues: The Sword Thief, 39 Clues: Beyond the Grave, 39 Clues: The Black Circle, 39 Clues: In Too Deep, 39 Clues: The Viper's Nest, 39 Clues: The Emperor's Code, 39 Clues: Storm Warning, 39 Clues: Into the Gauntlet, pretty much anything by Eric Walters... You get the idea. Of course, If I were to list all of my favorite books, the list would be much longer, but I don't want you to get too overwhelmed.

Now then, I first discovered Fanfiction when I was searching for information on the dragons from How to Train Your Dragon. Once I started to read some of the stories, I couldn't stop! I was permanently hooked. Now, I'm the proud owner of my own Fanfiction account, and I plan to make very good use of it.

FAVORITE RANDOM QUOTES

These are some quotes I found on other people's profiles, or put down myself. Enjoy!

"It's a...giant mushroom. MAYBE IT'S FRIENDLY! Friendly giant mushroom! Mushy giant friend!" - Sokka, Avatar: The Last Airbender

"The bell still rings for those who truly believe." - Polar Express

"Follow the butterflies!...Whee, whee!..." - Potter Puppet Pals Easter Egg

"It's got that old people smell." - Jared and Simon Grace, Spiderwick Chronicles

"Batman to all points. I could use some air support. Since I can't fly. At all. Now would be good."--Batman, Justice League Unlimited Eps. Darkheart

“Some men aren't looking for anything logical like money. They can't be bought, bullied, reasoned or negotiated with. Some men just want to watch the world burn.”--Alfred Pennyworth, The Dark Knight

"What? He'll be fine, we're in a hospital." (after shooting a guy in the hand)--Huntress, DC Comics

"With great power.. Comes great need to take a nap. Wake me up later." -Nico De Angelo IN Percy Jackson and the Olympians: The Last Olympian

"Well we wouldn't do much if we didn't do things that people had never heard of." -Caroline Ingalls IN The Long Winter

"Yeah I know right. Pain. Love it." -Hiccup IN How To Train Your Dragon

"Knowledge is limited, but imagination encircles the world." Albert Einstein

"Ever had a flying burrito hit you? Well, it's a deadly projectile, right up there with cannonballs and grenades." - Rick Riordan

"Yay! Now we can eat peanut butter sandwiches and ride fish ponies! We can fight monsters and see Annabeth and make things go BOOM!" - Tyson in Percy Jackson and the Olympians

"Jumping out a window five hundred feet aboveground is not usually my idea of fun. Especially when I'm wearing bronze wings and flapping my arms like a duck." - Rick Riordan

"Thank you for nothing, you useless reptile." - Hiccup in How to Train Your Dragon

"But you're never happy." - Katara from Avatar The Last Airbender

"The sky is up. Didn't you know that already?" - Me answering to the question 'What's up?'

"They took my socks without taking off my shoes...HOW DO THEY DO THAT?" - Joe Jonas, JONAS

"Oh my God the bear ate Freddie. Bad bear!" -hits bear on head with bat- - Sam, iCarly

"I don't trust the new positive Sokka... Long Fhang brainwashed you, didn't he!" - Toph from Avatar- The Last Airbender.

"Trolls exist! They steal your socks! But only the left ones...what's with that?" - Gobber How to Train Your Dragon

"The last melon..." - Dodos Ice Age

"Oh the gods hate me, some people loose their knife or their mug. Oh no, not me. I manage to loose an entire dragon!" - Hiccup HTTYD

"I shall call him Squishy and he shall be mine, and he shall be my Squishy." - Dory Finding Nemo

"I found a snipe, and I followed it under your porch, but this snipe had a long tail, and looked more like a large mouse" - Russel, Up

(Carl) "Hey, let's play a game. It's called 'see who can be quiet the longest.'" (Russel) "Cool! My mom loves that game!"

"What is it with men and asking for directions?" -Dory

"Just keep swimming. Just keep swimming. Just keep swimming, swimming, swimming. What do we do? We swim, swim." -Dory

(And of course, this entire diolouge...)

Dory: [about the humpback whale] Maybe he only speaks whale.
[slowly and deeply, imitating the whale]
Dory: Mooo... Weeee neeeed...
Marlin: Dory?
Dory: ...tooo fiiind hiiis sooon.
Marlin: What are you doing? Are you sure you speak whale?
Dory: Caaaan yoooou giive uuuus direeeeectioooons?
Marlin: Dory! Heaven knows what you're saying! See, he's swimming away.
Dory: Cooome baaaaack.
Marlin: He's not coming back. You offended him.
Dory: Maybe a different dialect. Mmmmoooooowaaaaah...
Marlin: Dory! This is not whale. You're speaking like, upset stomach.
Dory: Maybe I should try humpback.
Marlin: No, don't try humpback.
Dory: Woooooo! Woooooo!
Marlin: Okay, now you really do sound sick.
Dory: Maybe louder. Rah! Rah!
Marlin: Don't do that!
Dory: Too much orca. Did it sound a little orca-ish to you?
Marlin: It doesn't sound orca. It sounds like nothing I've ever heard!

"There are always two choices; two paths to take. One path is easy. And the only reward is that it's easy." - Anonymous, I think. Or was it Unknown?

"Enjoy yourself. These are the good old days you're going to miss in the years ahead." - Either Anonymous, or Unknown.

"It's not what's on your outside that matters, Hiccup. It's what's on the inside that he can't stand." - Gobber from HTTYD

"Two frogs fell into a pail of cream. One relaxed and drowned, while the other kicked with all his might until the cream turned into butter, then climbed out." -I have no idea who.

"Most people do things to 'stay sane', but I write for the sake of staying 'insane'!"

"I pity the man who wrote this quote. It has no special place in my life."

"I am not a vegetarian because I love animals. I am a vegetarian because I hate plants." - Whitney Brown

"She'd also called me brave... unless she was talking to the catfish." - Percy

"The universe just LOVES proving me wrong, doesn't it?" Sokka, Avatar: The Last Airbender

I didn't slap you, I just high-fived your face.
Friendship is like peeing on yourself: everyone can see it, but only you get the warm feeling that it brings.
The man who smiles when things go wrong has thought of someone to blame it on.
The only way to keep your health is to eat what you don't want, drink what you don't like, and do what you'd rather not. - Mark Twain

“But when this twelve-year-old girl told me she was the goddess Artemis, I said something real intelligent like, 'Um… okay.'"- Percy Jackson from Percy Jackson and the Olympians

"Life's not about waiting for the storm to pass, its about learning to dance in the rain." I have no idea, but I love the message

"The harder you work now, the happier you'll be later." I can't remember, but I live by this

"(to Jazz) Will you stop talking about me like I'm not here! (Youngblood pokes him invisibly) And will you STOP POKING ME!!!!!!!" Danny Fenton (a.k.a. Danny Phantom) from Danny Phantom

"Box Lunch... Beware!!" Danny from DP

"Wow. I can still hack into his operating system with my handheld computer. I don't know if that's exciting, or just depressing." Tucker from DP

"But if he cheats, I won't just fail him, I'll destroy his future!" Lancer from DP

"Wait, I know that look. That's the same longing puppy-dog look you give Paulina!" (Danny- "Who's Paulina?") "Well, this is a pleasant side-effect." Sam from DP

"Oh, five minutes, five seconds. Apparently I'm bad at math too!" Vlad Masters (a.k.a. Vlad Plasmius) from Danny Phantom

"You. Are. Awesome!" Danny from DP

"Take a picture. You'll want to forget this." No idea, but I think it's hilarious

"Your love is doomed! Your love is dead! Your love is doomed!" Nanette from Gnomeo and Juliet

"If Dad finds you here, he'll bury you under the patio!!!" Juliet from Gnomeo and Juliet

"Why must you wear a blue hat? Why couldn't it be red, like my father's, or, or green like a, like a leprechaun. Or purple like, um.. like uh... like some weird guy! (Makes a weird face)" Juliet from Gnomeo and Juliet

Juliet: He's a blue!

Gnomeo: She's a red!

Featherstone: And I'm pink! Who cares?!?

"Blue? Oh, this is one of your little jokes! Hahahahahaha! No. I don't get it." Nanette from Gnomeo and Juliet

"That's what he said! But she was dead before he got home!" Shakespeare statue from Gnomeo and Juliet

Superhero Danny: Have you lost your half of our mind?!
Fun Danny: Dude, I'm not the one wearing the bed-sheet.

Jazz:By the way Danny, just so you know, I'm onto your little secret.
Danny:(spits out his water) What secret?
Jazz: The clumsiness, the nervousness... I can't beleive I didn't figure it out before. You have a girlfriend.
Danny: It's a lie, I'm not a ghost!!! I mean, she's not my girlfriend. She's just going to the dance with me.
Jack (Dad): Great, I can meet her and talk to her about ghosts!
Jazz: You better let her know your family's insane now, Danny. If you marry her, and she finds out later, that's called entrapment.

Ghost Tracker: (Jack Fenton holds his Ghost Tracker near Danny) Ghost directly ahead. You would have to be some sort of moron to not notice the ghost directly ahead.

Tucker: (as Sam's staring daggers at Danny and Paulina, who are now a couple) You okay?
Sam: Of course I am! Why would I not be okay? LOOK how HAPPY he is!
(punches a hole in a locker)

"Dude, you are one seriously crazed up Frootloop. That is never going to happen." Danny from DP, talking to Vlad

"Some of you are probably wondering if there's a reason I'm crazy. Like if I was dropped on my head when I was a baby, or got a concussion as a kid. The answer to that is... Nope. I'm just a natural-born wacko!" Me while talking to myself in the shower

"Love is like moldy cheese... It gets old." My friend Jen while we're in poetry, coming up with similes and metaphors

"Love is like a brick wall, one day you'll run into it." Another one from class, but not Jen's

"I've learned through experience that no matter how many times or how many people tell you "no" it might only take one "yes" from someone to defy all odds. Of course those "no" people have to have some purpose. So that's why whenever I do succeed, I go back and say, "HA HA-I DID IT. LOOK AT THAT SUCKERS!" Then, I go back and give them a "no hard feelings" handshake." -Sam Taylor

On those days when it feels like I know nothing, I always rememeber back onto the three things I'm always positive about.

1.) The 'Harley Davidson bike' is never going to go out of style. (I would seriously pass out if I ever hear someone say that the 'Harley Davidson' is more of a grampa car then a station wagon.)

2.) The 'Disney' Company is never going to go completely broke. (Trust me, if that happens, we're probably doomed, because that means we're WAY past the deppresion, let alone the recession.)

3.) Google 'almost' never fails me. (Though, on the days that does happen, I want to scream, "No! Everything I know is a lie!)

"It's a good thing we have stupid people in this world, where would 'Youtube' be without them?" -Anonymous

"Fear can kill you if you don't learn to control it or face it. That's why it's always best to carry around a baseball bat and then just wait for Fear to come walking by." -Anonymous

"Keep your words sweet. You may have to eat them."

"You can get by on charm for fifteen minutes. After that, you'd better know something."

"She tells herself to wait because Cinderella didn't find her Prince Charming until the end."

For the PRIVATE and PRIVILIGE series: "Keep your head up, gorgeous, because they would all kill to see you fall."

"When life gives you lemons - throw them at someone else!" (Calvin, from Calvin and Hobbes.)

"The difference between fiction and reality? Fiction has to make sense." - Tom Clancy

I swear to drunk that I'm not God! - Anonymous

When life gives you lemons, squirt life in the eye and run like hell. - Anonymous

Specify that your drive-thru order is 'to go', it confuses people. - Anonymous

Where there's a will, there's five hundred relatives. - Anonymous

When they put 'unknown' at the end of a quote, chances are they can't spell anonymous. - Unknown

Birdie, birdie, in the sky, why'd you do that in my eye? Tastes like sugar, looks like sap, OMG it's birdie crap! - Anonymous

The voices in my head think you have mental problems. - Anonymous

Behind every successful man is a surprised woman. - Anonymous

Behind every man is a woman rolling her eyes. - Anonymous

"Let's go kick some robot chassis!" -Phineas from Phineas and Ferb ATSD

I know I'm crazy. We've established this.

"A friend can tell you things you don't want to tell yourself." Frances Ward Weller

"A friend is someone who knows the song in your heart and can sing it back to you when you have forgotten the words." Unknown

"Similarities create friendship's while differences hold them together." Unknown

"When a friend is in trouble, don't annoy him by asking if there is anything you can do. Think up something appropriate and do it." Edgar Watson Howe

"A friend is one to whom one may pour out all the contents of one's heart, chaff and grain together, knowing that the gentlest of hands will take and sift it, keep what is worth keeping and with a breath of kindness blow the rest away." Arabian Proverb

Last night I lay in bed looking up at the stars in the sky and I thought to myself Where the heck is the ceiling?!?!?!

The only reason people get 'lost in thought' is because it's unfamiliar territory.

Is there a way to take time off from life?

The average woman would rather have beauty than brains, because the average man can see better than he can think.

Everyone is entitled to their opinion. It's just yours that's stupid.

There are no stupid questions. Just stupid people.

If Barbie is so popular, then why do you have to buy her friends?

School- the place where your mood can change faster than a blink of an eye.

I told my doctor I broke my leg in two places. He told me to stop going to those places. - Henny Youngman

Why is it called 'after dark' when it's really 'after light'?

He who laughs last didn't get it.

All generalizations are false, including this one.

There are three sides of an argument- your side, my side, and the right side.

A penny saved is ridiculous.

Beware of computer programmers that carry screwdrivers.

"Anyone else around here leading a bizarre double life?" *Ferb raises hand* "Put your hand down Ferb *without looking*" -Phineas from PnF- ATSD

"I am continuously wowed by shippers. They take the smallest clue - like a tiny smile- between two characters and turn it into something more. I'm not sure whether to be wowed or terrified." Unknown

"When in danger, or in doubt, Run in circles, scream and shout."- Unknown

“Gasp! You'll die, but don't worry. You'll live through it.”- Unknown

“Only Irish coffee provides in a single glass all four essential food groups: alcohol, caffeine, sugar, and fat.”- Alex Levine

"Smoking is the only substance in America that when you use as directed, it kills you."- Unknown

"I talked to McGonagall about the Firebolt today and she got a bit cheeky. Seems she thinks that I care more about winning the game than your safety. All I said was that I didn't care if the broom bucked you off as long as you caught the Snitch first.”- Wood (Harry Potter)

“The Statue of Liberty is no longer saying, "Give me your poor, your tired, your huddled masses." She's got a baseball bat and yelling, "You want a piece of me?"- Robin Williams

"We Americans, we're a simple people . . . but piss us off, and we'll bomb your cities.”- Robin Williams

“Did no one come to save me because they missed me?”- Jack Sparrow (Pirates of the Caribbean: At World’s End)

“Where did all the rum go?”- Jack Sparrow (Pirates of the Caribbean: Curse of the Black Pearl)

“Now where did that monkey go? I want to shoot something.”- Jack Sparrow (Pirates of the Caribbean: Dead Man’s Chest)

“There will come a moment when you will have a chance to show it. To do the right thing.”- Elizabeth Swann

“I love those moments. I like to wave at them as they pass by.”- Jack Sparrow (Pirates of the Caribbean: Dead Man’s Chest)

“This is either madness... or brilliance.”- Will Turner
“It's remarkable how often those two traits coincide.”- Jack Sparrow (Pirates of the Caribbean: Curse of the Black Pearl)

“She's safe, just like I promised. She's all set to marry Norrington, just like she promised. And you get to die for her, just like you promised. So we're all men of our word really... except for, of course, Elizabeth, who is in fact, a woman.”- Jack Sparrow (Pirates of the Caribbean: Curse of the Black Pearl)

"God creates dinosaurs, God destroys dinosaurs. God creates man, man destroys God, man creates dinosaurs"- Dr Ian Malcolm
"Dinosaurs...eat man, woman inherits the Earth."- Dr Ellie Sattler (Jurassic Park)

"My loyalty cannot be bought, however, it can be rented."- Unknown

“There are very few personal problems that cannot be solved by a suitable application of high explosives.”- Unknown

“You're slower than a herd of turtles stampeding through peanut butter.”- Proverb

“Do not meddle in the affairs of dragons because, to them, you are crunchy and taste good with ketchup.”- Unknown

“When you wish upon a falling star, your dreams can come true. Unless it's really a meteorite hurtling to the earth which will destroy all life. Then you're pretty much hosed no matter what you wish for. Unless it's death by meteor.”- Unknown

"The earth? Oh the earth will be gone in a few seconds...I'm going to blow it up. It's obstructing my view of Venus."- Marvin the Martian

"Your weapons are no match for ours! People of Mars, surrender!"

"Um, this isn't Mars. This is Earth."

"Earth? Earth-with-nuclear-weapons Earth?"

"Yes."

"... Friend!!"- Unknown

"Touch the box, and your pelt will adorn my fireplace." - Skulker

"Look at that guy! He's got that sissy stringy music thing." "We've been through this. It's a harp, and you know it." "Oh, right. That's a harp, and that's a dress." "Robe!" - Kronk's shoulder devil and angel

"Behind every great man there's a woman rolling her eyes." - Bruce Almighty

"Oww! Gees! What was that for!?" "It doesn't matter! It's in the past! Hehehehehehe!" "Yea, but, it still hurts." "Ahh yes, the past can hurt. But the way I see it you can either run from it, or, learn from it! (wiff) There, you see! So what are you going to do?" "First, I'm gunna take your stick!" - Simba and the best ever Rafiki! - The Lion King

"That kid is practicaly wearing a smite me sign." - Zeus - Hercules, The Animated Series

"Hold it right there slick. I don't do cakes, kay. I don't bake um and I don't jump out of um." - Shego - Kim Possible

"They don't have meetings about rainbows." - The Sixth Sense

"It blasted the doorknob right out of his face!" - Mythbusters

"Did your butt just ding?" - Cody - The Suit Life Of Zach And Cody

"'Only time I've ever seen Dad as angry as Mum. Fred reckons his left bouttock has never been the same since.' 'Yea, well, passing over Fred's left buttock-' 'I beg your pardon?' said Fred's voice as the twins entered the kitchen." - Harry Potter HBP

"Something is rotten in the state of Denmark." - Hamlet

"I solemnly swear that I am up to no good." - Harry Potter (Go Moony, Padfoot, and Prongs! DIE WORMTAIL!)

"Why! Why do you have the keyblade?" "Shut up!" - Kingdom Hearts II (Rikui and Roxas!!!!!! )

"Tragedy is when i cut my finger, Comedy is when you fall into an open sewer and die" - Mel Brooks

"Throw the match for me and I'll make it worth your while." - Kingdom Hearts II

"Behind every damsel is a fire breathing dragon."

"Most people learn by observation, and there are the few who learn by experimentation. And then there are those who actually TOUCH the fire to see if it's really hot."

"The smaller the monkey, the more it looks like it would kill you at the first given opportunity."

Danny: I wish I had something to take this out on!
[Box Ghost appears]
Box Ghost: I am the Box Ghost! BEWARE!
Danny: Hello misplaced agression!
Tucker: You've got 5 minutes.
Danny: Which is 4 more then I'll need.

Franny: Wilbur, what have you done? How could you bring HIM here?
Wilbur: That... is an excellent question.

Franny: So Lewis, are you in Wilbur's class?
Lewis: No.
Wilbur: Yes!
Lewis: Yes.
Wilbur: No!
[Franny gives them a puzzled look]
Wilbur: Well, yes and no. Lewis is a new transfer student
Uncle Gaston: Where you from Lewis?
Lewis: Um, Canada?
Tallulah: I think you mean North Montana, hasn't been called Canada in years!
Lucille Krunklehorn: Do you know a Sam Gunderson?
Lewis: It's a big country.
Tallulah: State!

Astrid: [Referring to Toothless] I bet he's really frightened right now... what are you gonna do about it?
Hiccup: Ehhh... probably something stupid.
Astrid: Good, but you've already done that.
Hiccup: Then something crazy...!
Astrid: That's more like it!

Bowler Hat Guy: [on roof] Mwhahahaha!
[looks around to see Lewis isn't there]
Bowler Hat Guy: Where is that boy?
[Doris beeps]
Bowler Hat Guy: Oh, good idea, seperate and look for clues!
[both go seperate ways then come back after a little while]
Bowler Hat Guy: Look, my dear, look what I found!
[holds up a stick]
Bowler Hat Guy: It's a stick! Heeheehee, now what did you find?
[Doris beeps]
Bowler Hat Guy: Yes, yes, I see, time travel resdue next to DNA of Wilbur Robinson. That plus my stick, must mean...
[strains thinking about it]
Bowler Hat Guy: [Doris beeps and heads off screen where we hear a car honk and see the second time machine which is a close replica of the other one except this one is green] Oh, to the future!
[runs over to the time machine]
Bowler Hat Guy: Shotgun!

Wilbur: Wilbur Robinson never fails!... But on the slight chance that I do...
Carl: Slight chance, yeah, you know what, I'll run the numbers!
[pushes buttons and pulls levers on himself, papers start running out of his mouth; looks at the papers and gasps]
Wilbur: What is it?
Carl: Uh, well, it's not- it doesn't pertain to anything in partic- y'know, there's not necessarily go...
[Wilbur raises an eyebrow]
Carl: Uh, there's a 99.999999% chance that you won't exist.
Wilbur: What?
Carl: And I didn't want to tell you... But I did.
Wilbur: I won't exist?
Carl: And where does that leave me? Alone, rusting in a corner.
Wilbur: [pause] Nah. What am I worried about?

Hiccup: Most people would leave. Not us. We're Vikings. We have stubbornness issues.

Bowler Huy: Now, my slave, seize the boy!
[T-rex traps Lewis in the corner, but has trouble grabbing him]
Bowler Hat Guy: What's going on? Why aren't you seizing the boy?
T-Rex: I have a big head and little arms. I'm just not sure how well this plan was thought through.

Hiccup: [Walking through the forest and crossing out his map] Oh, the gods hate me. Some people lose their knife or their mug, no not me! I manage to lose an entire dragon.
[Hits branch and it smacks him in his face]

Danny: inside the evil hospital] AHHHHHHH! LET ME GO!
Tucker: hates hospitals and doesn't want to go into one
Still technically not a cry for help.
Danny:
HELP ME!
Tucker:
Still not a cry for my help...
Danny:
TUCKER!
Tucker:
Aw darn it!

Wilbur: Five years ago, Dad wakes up in the middle of the night in a cold sweat. Wants to build a time machine. So he starts working! We're talking plans, we're talking scale models, we're talking prototypes!
Wilbur: [shows Lewis a small scrap of metal]
Lewis: That's a prototype?
Wilbur: The very first!... Or, what's left of it.
Lewis: Yikes.
Wilbur: Yeah. Dark day at the Robinson household.

Wilbur: [shaking Lewis for emphasis] But he doesn't give up!
[pause]
Wilbur: Dude, I can't take you seriously in that hat.

Computer Voice: Hub is overheating... Hub is overheating.
Dr. Doofenshmirtz: [seeing the magma] The molten lava at the Earth's core completely slipped my mind.

Wilbur: Pop quiz: Who have you met, and what have you learned?
Lewis: OK. Bud, Fritz, and Joe are brothers. Fritz is married to Petunia, and is she...?
[Makes a talking gesture with his hand]
Wilbur: Cranky? Yes.
Lewis: Tallulah and Laszlo are their children. Joe is married to Billie. Lefty is the butler. Spike and Dimitri are twins, and I don't know who they're related to.
Wilbur: Neither do we. Go on.
Lewis: Lucille is married to Bud, and your dad, Cornelius, is their son. What does Cornelius look like?
Wilbur: Tom Selleck.
Lewis: OK. Cornelius is married to Franny, and her brothers are Gaston and Art.
Wilbur: You're forgetting someone!
Lewis: Forgetting...? Oh right! Wilbur is the son of Franny and Cornelius.

Astrid: [hanging from a tree branch] Hiccup! Get me down from here!
Hiccup: You have to give me a chance to explain.
Astrid: I am not listening to *anything* you have to say!
Hiccup: Then I won't speak. Just let me show you.
[softer]
Hiccup: Please, Astrid.
[Astrid lifts herself up and gingerly climbs onto Toothless's back]
Astrid: Now get me down.
Hiccup: Toothless, down. *Gently.*
[Toothless spreads his wings, and the wind slowly lifts them into the air]
Hiccup: See? Nothing to be afraid of...
[Toothless launches himself into the sky at top speed, Astrid begins screaming]
Hiccup: Whoa! Toothless! What is wrong with you? Bad dragon!
[Almost losing her grip, Astrid lunges forward and wraps her arms and legs around Hiccup]
Hiccup: [laughing nervously] He-he's not usually like this...
[Toothless banks... ]
Hiccup: Oh, no...
[... and dives straight down toward the ocean, and Astrid screams louder, as Toothless plunges in and out of the ocean]
Hiccup: Toothless, what are you doing? We need her to like us!
[Toothless flies into the sky again and starts doing aileron rolls]
Hiccup: And now he's spinning. Thank you for nothing, you useless reptile.
Astrid: [terrified] Okay, I am sorry! I'm sorry! Just get me off of this thing!

Tucker: Oh, sweet mother of mutton! I dreamed of it but I never thought I'd live to see it!
Danny: How is it that I have the ghost powers and you're the wierd kid?

Danny: I know you're a lost guy Vlad but no map will help you find your way. You need therapy for that!
[Freezes Vlad and takes back map]
Danny: Seriously though, therapy!

Sokka: I'm just a guy, with a boomerang. I didn't ask for all this flying, and magic...

Sam: So what do you think the Box Ghost will try next?
Danny: Well I don't care. If I hear if I hear beware on more time I'll. . [Lifts Sandwhich]
Box Ghost: Beware!
Danny: [Sighs] Sigh and put down my sandwich.

Dr. Doofenshmirtz: [upon seeing Perry] Perry the Platypus, what an unexpected surprise! And by unexpected, I really mean unexpected--what are you doing here? This is my week off.

Jazz: I've got him, I've got the Crate Creep!
Box Ghost: I am not the Crate Creep! I am the Box Ghost! Who are you? [starts to say in more normal voice] No seriously, who is she?

Box Ghost: You can not trap me in your cylindrical container of doom!

[Fright Night knocks door off Fenton Portal and flies out]
[Vlad steps aside]
Jack: [gets hit by the Fenton Portal door] Aaahh!
Vlad: [calmly, with smile] Jack, look out. The door.
[Fright Night grabs Maddie]
Jack and Vlad: Hey! Let go of the woman I love! (pause)
Vlad:...Like a dear friend.

Candace: PHINEAS! The only way you're building a haunted house in this backyard is over my DEAD BODY!
Phineas: [in a mad scientist voice] That's the idea! Haha!
Candace: That's it, I'm calling Mom! [walks inside, but then pokes her head out the door] And I am NOT using the banana this time!
Phineas: ...You guys heard that, right? It wasn't just me?

Candace: Mom, come on, come on! The boys built a giant roller rink in the back yard! [the rink is turned into a giant loaf of bread] Uhh, giant loaf of bread?
Phineas: [shrugs] I dunno.
Candace: Mom! Mom! The boys built a giant loaf of bread in the backyard!
Linda: What? I thought you said it was a roller rink.
Candace: It was, but now it's a loaf of bread!! Come on, come on! See? [A flock of magpies eat the loaf]
Linda: Candace, what are you talking about?
Candace: B-b-but...
Linda: Boys, I think she's finally lost it.

A lighter note: A woman in a hot-air balloon was lost, so she shouted out to a man below: “Excuse me, I promised a friend I would meet him, but I don’t know where I am.”
“You’re at 31 degrees, 14.57 minutes north latitude and 100 degrees, 49.09 minutes west longitude,” he replies.
“You must be a Democrat.” She yells to him.
“I am. How did you know?”
"Because everything you told me is technically correct, but the information is useless, and I’m still lost. Frankly, you’ve been no help, and now I’m late.”
“You must be a Republican.” He yells to her.
“Yes. How did you know?”
“You’ve risen to where you are due to a lot of hot air, you made a promise you couldn’t keep, and you expect me to solve your problem. You’re in exactly the same position you were in before we met, but somehow, now it’s my fault.” Off a website.

Freakshow: Thats odd. I commanded it to eat you. I need more practice.

Freakshow: We must flee. But, dramatically!

JackVoice: Fenton Alerts anti-creep mode activated. Our special today is fudge. I mean...pain.

Sam: Where are your parents?
Danny: Probably looking for me. Or a scalpel to disect me with.

Sam: The Fenton Blimp? What are we gonna do, bore them off our trail in a low speed chase!?
Guy in White #1: We're gaining on it.
Guy in White #2: Oh course we are, it's a blimp!... [Danny hits a button and Fenton Blimp turns into a high speed plane] And, now its not.

Sam: It's after 5. Why can't they quit like every other government employee?!

Sam: Maybe this will be easy. ... It's never easy, is it?

Danny: I always wanted to ride on a space shuttle, JUST NOT ON THE OUTSIDE!!

Sam's Dad: This is Fenton' fault, pass it down.
Tucker's Dad: This is Fenton's fault pass it down.
Jack: This is... HEY!

Freakshow: I DON'T HAVE GHOST ENVY!! [Lidia flys through train] USE THE DOOR LIKE A PERSON!

Evil Ghost Teddy Bears: Say the magic word!
Sam: Die!
Danny: Please?

Danny: [Slams into pile of Danny Phantom Comic Books] Hey! I never approved of this!

Freakshow: I will not be upstaged, by a ghost!
Danny: Um half ghost technically, but still way cooler than you.

Danny: Well gang, there's good news and bad news. The good news: My powers are back. Bad news: My powers are back!

Jazz: You're toast!
Danny: Oh yeah? You and what toaster?!

Reginald: I may seem like a barmy ol' git now, but when I wasn't so long in the tooth, I had some grand larks and engaged in a fair amount of derring-do.
Phineas: Translate?
Ferb: When he was younger, he did a bunch of stuff.

Candace: Do you think he'll be...
Phineas: [juggling corn dogs with Ferb] Corn dog, corn dog, yummy yummy yummy!
Candace: Okay. Where did you get the-- Mom! Dad! Thank goodness! The strangest thing just happened.
Mom: [in Baljeet's voice] Fear not. Your parents are here now.
Candace: Huh?
[Camera zooms out to show Mom and Dad are puppets being controlled by a giant Baljeet]
Baljeet: The real shock is you're just noticing this now.
Candace: What?
[Camera zooms out even further to show Baljeet is actually a puppet controlled by the zebra from "The Ballad of Badbeard"]
Zebra: I'm just as confused as you are, Kevin.
Jeremy: Candace, since I have no idea what will happen next, I need to tell you something. I love you, Candace Flynn. Will you marry me?
Candace: Oh, Jeremy! I always dreamt-- Wait a minute. That's it - I'm dreaming!!
Jeremy: That would explain the talking zebra.
Candace: Nah, I see him all the time.

Isabella: Well, Buford that was a great game. (holding out her hand) Come on. Be a good sport.
Buford: Like I said before, losing to a girl doesn't count. (starts walking away as he gets zapped, turns back calmly) What I meant to say was, I had a wonderful time. I guess you were right. Girls are just as good as boys. Woowho, the F-Games rock. (leaving)
Ferb: That was completely out of character.

Phineas: All right, who added the 'evil' flavor?
[Everyone turns to stare at Baljeet]
Baljeet: It's curry. It is not inherently evil.

Candace: Oh, this is just out of control. (takes out her cellphone) Mom, Mom!
Mrs. Flynn's voicemail message: Hi, this is Mom. Leave your psychotic rant about the boys after the beep.
Candace: Uhhh! Mom, come home, quick! There's a giant mob, I'm a superfiend, I'm roasting them with laser vision, and... hey, what do you mean psychotic rant?!

Vanessa: Oh, this can't be good. [gets hit by the water balloon and starts flying]
Dr. Doofenshmirtz: No! Vanessa! NO!
Vanessa: [falling and screaming then luckily lands on Phineas and Ferb's plane]
Dr. Doofenshmirtz: Oh, they caught her! They caught her!
Vanessa: [sees Ferb and surprised] Ferb?
Ferb: Vanessa?
Phineas: No matter where we go, Ferb knows everyone.

Dr. Doofenshmirtz: As I get older and older, I find it harder and harder to read my small little wristwatch. So I will launch Big Ben into space, and fly it all the way to the Tri-State area! ["flies" Big Ben over to his model of the Tri-State area] La, lala, lala, here I am, I just woke up and I want to know what time it is. [flings the model of himself across the room.] Woohoo! Yes! I'm a genius!
Agent Double O-O: Wha - That's it?! That's your whole plan?!!
Dr. Doofenshmirtz: Well, in a nutshell, yes! What do you think?
Agent Double O-O: [glances at Perry, pauses] Am I on one of those hidden-camera shows? You realize you could just buy a bigger watch? Or maybe a wall clock?
Dr. Doofenshmirtz: Yes, but then I'd have to drive to the store and find a parking space, and I'd have to choose from like - dozens of styles ... It just seemed like so much work. This would be much less complicated.

Phineas: Wait! Candace! You're grown up! And there's two of you!
Good Future Candace: Phineas, we're from the future. Two alternative futures. One that's good—
Bad Future Candace: And one that's terrible.
Phineas: Someone should really fix that.
Good Future Candace and Bad Future Candace: We did!
Phineas: So the bad future no longer exists?
Good Future Candace and Bad Future Candace: Right.
Phineas: So if it doesn't exist, shouldn't the Candace from the bad future cease to exist too?
Bad Future Candace: ...Oh darn. [disappears]

Monogram: Carl! Stop filming your butt. Film mine! It's a party!! Haha-

Phineas: Wow, [Candace's] good. I gotta have her do my wedding. Ferb, make a note.
Isabella: I got it!

Jeremy: Hi Candace.
Candace obsessed with busting: Have you seen Candace?
Jeremy: Well I'm seeing you now.
Candace obsessed with busting: No, no, no, me, the other me, but not me.
Jeremy: [Confused] Uh...
Candace obsessed with busting: You know, bla-bla-bla-bla, hearts, I love Jeremy, unicorns, rainbows...
Jeremy: [Confused] I can say yes...
Candace obsessed with busting: Where?
Jeremy: [Scared] I don't know or maybe!
Candace obsessed with busting: Well if I get back and if I have a flower in my hair, tell it to Me! Find Candace and Mom, you'll see!
[Candace obsessed with busting leaves, and appears Candace obsessed with Jeremy]
Candace obsessed with Jeremy: Hi Jeremy!
Jeremy: Hi Candace, you have a flower on your hair.
Candace obsessed with Jeremy: Yeah, I know!
Jeremy: You're scaring me...
Candace obsessed with Jeremy: I can be seeing you the whole day...
Jeremy: Well... I need to keep working now, What if I go to your house later?
Candace obsessed with Jeremy: Okay, but, what about something to remember? [Candace obsessed with Jeremy smiles, pointing to her cheek. Jeremy tries to kiss Candace, and she smiles more, but Candace obsessed with busting grab her away, leaving Jeremy alone]
Jeremy: Or maybe not?

Tucker Foley: [Danny and Dragon Sam have destroyed the school dance] Man, I can't believe your date ditched you.
Danny Fenton: Where is Paulina anyway?
Sam Manson: [sees Paulina talking to Dash] Who cares? Look, the DJ is still playing and I think there's still time for one more dance.
[smiles at Danny]
Danny Fenton: [smiles at Sam] Sure, I'd love to.
[hands Tucker the amulet]
Danny Fenton: Hold on to this, will ya?
Sam Manson: [dancing with Danny] Promise me you'll keep your pants on?
Danny Fenton: I'll do my best.
Tucker Foley: Man, I'm dateless again! Man, what does a guy have to do to get hooked up around here?
Ghost Girl: I want to go to the ball!
Tucker Foley: On second thought, I'm not that desperate. Hey guys, can I cut in?

Danny Fenton: [after a day of strange ghost-related events at school] I can explain.
[pause]
Danny Fenton: Actually, I really can't.

Johnny 13: [after Danny punches him during a staged fight to convince Kitty he wants her back] I thought this was a pretend fight.
Danny Fenton: Then pretend that didn't hurt.

[Dark Danny has revealed his true form to Jazz]
Jazz Fenton: You're not Danny. That's why the Booo-Merang wasn't honing in on you're ecto-signature. You're not Danny!
Dark Danny: I was, but I outgrew him. The Danny you know is floating helplessly in the Ghost Zone ten years in the future.
Jazz Fenton: He'll escape! He'll beat you!
Dark Danny: How? Is the answer: A. the Fenton Portal? Destroyed it. B. the only remaining portal? The one that my idiot cheesehead archenemy has? As soon as I find it, that's going too.
Jazz Fenton: Cheesehead? Vlad Masters? *He's* your archenemy?
Dark Danny: [continues] Is it: C. you? No. You can't stop me from cheating on the C.A.T. and solidifying my future, so it must be D...
[blasts Jazz away with a plasma blast]
Dark Danny: None of the above.
[Jazz faints; Dark Danny takes the C.A.T. answers form and reads the answers. A smile lights up his face]
Dark Danny: Well, what do you know? The answer to the first question *is* "D"!
[evil laugh]

[the ghost pirates have kidnapped adults all over Amity personally]
Paulina: Hey, they got my parents!
Dash: Mine too!
Kwan: Cool! Party at Dash's house!
Paulina: Like, what is wrong with you?! [pushes Kwan over]

Sam Manson: Sorry about that stupid fight. Can we forget it ever happened?
Danny Fenton: [quoting Desiree's catchphrase] So you wish it, so shall it be.
[they both blush]
Tucker Foley: Hey, I'm right here.

Paulina: Danny, you never said whether or not you were coming to my quincenera on Friday.
Danny Fenton: That's because when you invited me, I thought you were joking.

[After the ghost pirates steal the ghost shield generator]
Youngblood: Fall back, me hearties. We got da...got da...What's the word?
Parrot: Booty.
Youngblood: Ha, you said booty! [laughs]

[A panicking man and his wife run into a box store.]
Man: We need boxes! And lots of them!
The Box Ghost: [floats down from the ceiling] Never!

Jazz: See? This toxic home environment is making him a nervous wreck!
Danny: [eyetwich]
Jazz: He needs a normal family outing! One that has nothing to do with ghosts!
Danny: Will you stop talking about me like I'm not here?!
[invisible Youngblood pokes Danny]
Danny: AND WILL YOU STOP POKING ME?!
Maddie: I don't know, Jazz, honey. Sure Danny seems a little high-strung but I'm sure it's nothing we can't work out here...
[Youngblood pokes Danny again]
Danny: Back off, punk! [snatches an ecto-gun and fires it all around the lab]
Jack & Maddie & Jazz: [find cover behind piles of boxes]
Maddie: [to Jazz] I'll get the sleeping bags.
Jack: And I'll get that ghost hunting equipment!
Maddie & Jazz: [shoot Jack disapproving glares]
Jack: And by ghost hunting equipment, I mean..Uhh...The other sleeping bags!

Danny Fenton: Not getting invited to a party is one thing, but not getting invited to a party at my own house?

Danny Fenton: [to Tucker and Sam] Did you see the way all those ghost hunters were laughing at him? How embarrassing! We're gonna have to live with my dad's goof-ups for the rest of our lives! [pause and Jack walks up behind him]
Danny Fenton: He's standing right behind me, isn't he?

Sam Manson: [to Danny] You don't feel that way about me and I don't feel that way about you.
Danny Fenton: So why are you still holding my hands?

Super Danny: [about Technus] We have to stop him!
Fun Danny: Tried it! Didn't work. Back to bowling.
Tucker: It'll be fun?
Sam: You'll get to hit stuff?
Fun Danny: Sweet.

Tucker: Quick, hide! [shoves both Dannys into a closet]
Sam: No, just one of you.
Tucker: I call the fun Danny!
Sam: I call the -- darn it!

Jack: Where is he? Where's our son?
Maddie: What have you done to our boy?!
Dark Danny: [laughing] Ha, ha, ha! I am your boy!
Maddie: What?!?
Dark Danny: What kind of parents were you anyway? The world's leading ghost experts, and you couldn't even figure out that your own son was half-ghost!
Jack: [to Maddie] For the record, I blame you.

Danny: [after KOing future versions of his foes with a Ghostly Wail and detransforming] Whoa... [looks at them] My voice is changing... great,[transforms back] now I'm going through Evil Puberty. Everywhere I go my evil future is smacking me in the face! [hit on the back of the head with the Booo-Merang]OWW!

Danny: [looking at a giant purple football covering the entrance to the portal] Well, that's Vlad for ya. Subtle as a flying mallet.

Observant 1: He has the answers to the test.
Observant 2: He's clearly going to cheat.
Observant 1: He has your time medallion.
Observant 2: He has your time medallion.
Clockwork: You said that twice.

Danny: [to the ghosts] I'm trapped in this story. The guy's off his nut.
Skulker: He ought to know better.
Box Ghost: Let's go kick his butt!

[Danny shoves an orange into Walker's mouth, hoping to end the ghost fight]
Ghost Writer: [typing] Young Danny thought quickly and picked up an orange. He threw it at Walker who...[stops typing and thinks]
Ghost Writer: [angry] Aw, crud! Nothing rhymes with orange!

Box Lunch: I am Box Lunch! Daughter of The Box Ghost and The Lunch Lady!
Danny Fenton: Um, eww!

[Danny breaks Poindexter's mirror to prevent his return]
Mr. Lancer: Fenton, that's school property!
[Danny and his friends turn to face him and a group of angry students.]
Danny: I can explain! [pause] Actually, I really can't.

Maddie: [to Danny] You're constantly late getting home...
Jack: You're shirking from your chores...
Maddie: Your grades are slipping...
Jack: You're shirking from your chores...
Danny: You already said chores.
Jack: I know, but when you don't do 'em, I get stuck with 'em.

[Jazz is riding home in excitement, with Danny feeling disappointed]
Jazz Fenton: Wow! Isn't this great? We just caught three ghosts tonight!
Danny Fenton: No, actually, you've just caught one ghost, three times, all of them me!

Box Ghost: I am no longer the Box Ghost! I am now... [Grabs Sam's mechanical frog] ...the Mechanical Frog Ghost! [Frog shorts out]Uh... I changed my mind! I am once again the Box Ghost! And will have nothing to do with mechanical amphibians! [Disappears]
Danny: Now there's someone who knows exactly who he is.

Maddie: And Jack? Please try not to trash the house while I'm gone.
Jack: I sucked the house into a parallel dimension ONE TIME, and you just can't let it go, can you?

Danny: I'm going...to become ghostly!
Sam: It's...going ghost.
Danny: ...Nah!

Danny Fenton: Ahhh, Nasty Burger, our safe haven. Away from the worries of...
[Jazz bursts through the door]
Jazz Fenton: Danny, run!
Danny Fenton: Run? Why should I...
[everyone stares at the door, and soon after Jack and Maddie come in here in 80's clothes, with Jack looking like Flavor Flav and Maddie looking like 80's Madonna]
Jack and Maddie Fenton: Dude!
[everyone in the Nasty Burger gasps and starts laughing; Jazz and Danny are hiding, embarrassed]
Jazz Fenton: If anyone asks, I'm related to you.
Sam Manson: Okay, but you're gonna have to be a lot less cheery.
[80's Jack and Maddie hug their son Danny tightly]
Danny Fenton: [to Jazz] If I pass out, I give you permission to not resuscitate me.

Vlad: [about Sam and Tucker, infected with ecto-acne] They're running out of time, you know.
Danny: [suddenly smiling] Time? That gives me a great idea!
[scene shifts to Clockwork's tower]
Clockwork: No. That's a horrible idea. I'm the ghost of time, not the ghost of miracle cures.

Danny: [to the dragon ghost] Take it easy, Paulina. You don't wanna hurt Sam-- [notices Paulina in dragon ghost's hand] Paulina? [to dragon ghost]Sam?
Sam: [As dragon ghost] Shallow girl!
Danny: Yep, that's Sam.

[Danny returns to Jack's house after changing the past to find the house deserted]
Danny Fenton: Mom? Dad? Jazz? Anyone?
[he gasps as Jack runs in, his face covered in ecto-acne]
Jack Fenton: [shouts] Nobody trespasses on Jack Fenton's property!
Danny: Dad, relax!
Jack: [confused and sad] Dad? I don't have a son; I'm single! Bitterly, bitterly single.
Danny:You are? [to himself] Jeez, that explains... almost everything.
Jack: What?
Danny: Nothing!
[sees Jack's ecto-acne and points at it]
Danny: Uh, is that ecto-acne?
Jack: [angry] It's a condition... that you shouldn't know about!
[grabs Danny by the collar of his shirt]
Jack: [shouts] How do you know about ecto-acne? Talk!
Danny: I'm your son! I know all about the accident in Wisconsin... that shouldn't have happened.
Jack: [angry] Oh, it happened, all right!
[throws Danny onto the ground in anger]
Jack: And my life went straight down the flusher from that day on!
[turns into Jack Plasmius]

[Jack starts attacking Danny]
Danny Fenton: [shouts]
Wait, it's me, Danny, your son!
[dodges another shot fired by Jack]
Jack Plasmius: [shouts]
Lies! I do not have a son! And even if I did, I certainly wouldn't name him Danny. That's dumb.
Danny Fenton: [angry]
Okay, I don't want to do this in front of you, but... Going ghost!
[Danny turns into Danny Phantom, and Jack sees him, surprised but angry]
Jack Plasmius:
You're a ghost? I hate ghosts!
[continues attacking Danny]
Jack Plasmius:
And if it wasn't for ghosts, I wouldn't have lost the love of my life!
[knocks Danny into the basement in the basement Danny sees a newspaper with the article of Maddie's marriage to Vlad]
Danny:
I didn't destroy the past... I destroyed the present!

[Vlad attacks Jack Plasmius and ties Danny Phantom to the torture chamber]
Vlad Masters: I'm afraid I'm going to have to ask you to leave, molecule by molecule!

[Vlad terribly damages Jack Plasmius and the Ghost Portal with the device's ecto laser, and Maddie runs up to the fallen Jack Fenton]
Maddie Masters: Jack!
Jack Plasmius: No... It's all right, Maddie... Just remember... what could have been...
[seemingly passes away, and Maddie goes to Vlad in revenge]
Maddie Masters: You despicable, lying piece of... cheese! I've wasted the best years of my life with you!
Vlad Masters: [in a fake tone of voice] Now, Maddie, I may be a lying piece of cheese, but I'm still your husband.
Maddie Maters: [grabs Vlad and lifts him up] Consider *this* an annulment!
[she throws Vlad into the Ghost Zone, where he sees ghosts]
Vlad Masters: Why, hello there. Did I ever tell you that I love ghosts?
[ghosts angrily surround Vlad, seemingly killing him]

[Vlad, Sam, and Tucker are cured of ecto-acne by the Ecto Purifier]
Vlad Masters: I knew you'd come through, Daniel. All it took was the proper motivation. Of course, I'm still weak beyond measure, so... bygones?
[Danny grins mischievously at him; the next scene shows Vlad Plasmius screaming as Danny Phantom knocks him into the air]
Danny Phantom: [casually] Bygones.

Freakshow: Au contraire. That's French for "I bet this hurts".

'Lol, PROCRASTINATORS OF THE WORLD UNITE!... tomorrow...' - GhostDog401 in a PM to me

"Snotlout SMASH!" -Qille in a review for HTFOAVOT

"Phinny is like, 'OMG I'M ADORABLE WITH MY ODD SHAPED HEAD AND HUGE BRAIN AND YOU ALL JUST LOVE ME' (and we do) but then he can be like, 'Phinny ANGRY. Phinny SMAAAAAAASH!!!'" - OwlheadAthena in a PM

The pen is mightier than the sword but in Percy Jackson's case, it's the same thing.

"It's weird having random body parts be shiny." - My bestest friend Alex Leep in one of our many weird PMs


16 THINGS TO DO AT WAL-MART

1. Get 24 boxes of condoms and randomly put them in people's carts when they aren't looking.

2. Set all the alarm clocks in Electronics to go off at 5-minute intervals.

3. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the rest rooms.

4. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone,
" 'Code 3' in housewares"... and see what happens.

5. Go the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on lay away.

6. Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area.

7. Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers you'll invite them in if they'll bring pillows from the bedding department.

8. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask,
"Why can't you people just leave me alone?"

9. Look right into the security camera & use it as a mirror, and pick your nose.

10. While handling guns in the hunting department, ask the clerk if he knows where the anti - depressants are.

11. Dart around the store suspiciously loudly humming the "Mission Impossible" theme.

12. In the auto department, practice your "Madonna look" using different size funnels.

13. Hide in a clothing rack and when people browse through,
say "PICK ME!" "PICK ME!"

14. When an announcement comes over the loud speaker, assume the fetal position and scream..
"NO! NO! It's those voices again!"

15. Go into a fitting room and shut the door and wait a while and then yell, very loudly, "There is no toilet paper in here!"

16. Get several bouncy balls and throw them down an aisle shouting "Pikachu, I choose you!"

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Even when you cant see Him, GOD is there! if you believe in GOD put this in your profile.

98 percent of teenagers do or has tried smoking pot. If you're one of the 2 percent who hasn't, copy & paste this in your profile.

Too many kids and teenagers have smoked or tried marijuana. If you haven't, copy and paste this onto your profile.

I like cheese. I have seen purple cows. If two gooses are geese, then why aren't two moose meese, or when two foots are feet, why aren't two footballs feetball? Milk tastes good. People call me crazy, but I'm just random! If you're random (Or can be at times) and proud of it, copy and paste this in your profile!

Ninety-five percent of teenagers are concerned about being popular. If you are one of the five percent who aren’t, copy this, put it in your profile.

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If you ever forgotten what you were talking about in a conversation copy and paste this into your profile.

If you know someone who should get run over by a bus, copy this into your profile.

If Mother Nature has reason to fear you because she totally ruined something for you, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you love rain, copy and paste this into your profile.

If technology hates you in a literal way of speaking, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you like chocolate as much as I do, copy this in your profile.

For me, crazy is a loose term. Crazy is when you stare at a pencil and laugh when someone asks you just what you find so interesting about the eraser. Crazy is when you have an hour long sob-fest, then start singing and dancing when your favorite song plays. Crazy is when you do or say a totally random thing, like "do you ever wonder where the eraser bits go?" or start having a thumbwar with yourself. So if you're crazy, copy this onto your profile.

If you have a true friend, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever tripped over air, copy this into your profile.

If you hate those obnoxious snobby people, PLEASE copy this into your profile.

If you're a Christian and you walk the path the Lord has laid out for you, copy and past this in your profile.

If you are a PROUD CHOIR GEEK, copy and paste this into your profile!

If you want to be a writer someday, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you want to see the world someday, copy and paste this into your profile.


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If you ever forgotten what you were talking about in a conversation copy and paste this into your profile.

If, like me, you're addicted to Disney, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've ever lost someone you loved, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you get good grades and still know nothing at all, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you have embarrasing memories that make you want to smack yourself/ someone else, copy this into your profile.

If you love Jesus with one hundred percent of your heart copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever been called a bookworm and are proud of it, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever felt the undeniable urge to slam your head into something, whether it is another person or not copy this into your profile.

RIP Steve Irwin. Copy and paste this into your profile as a memoriam.

If you are a MOVIE QUOTER, which means you go around quoting movies for fun, copy and paste this in your profile!

If you have ever choked on your own spit, copy this into your profile!

If you think that writer's block is the toe-jam of a writer's brain, copy and paste this into your profile.

A friend will start laughing with you to make you look like less of an idiot while the teacher tries to get a spot for you at the happy place. A true friend will start dancing with you on your way to your next class, even though you have different songs in your empty little heads. If you have a true friend, or many, copy this to your profile.

If you have ever seen a movie (or show) so many times that you can quote it word for word. And you do at random moments; copy and paste this in you're profile.

If you think being in love is overrated, then copy and paste this into your profile.

If you dream in color, copy this into your profile.

If you hope to write a bestseller someday, copy this into your profile.

If you support finding a cure for breast cancer, copy this into your profile.

If you wish the atheists would just shut up already, copy and paste this into your profile.

A large percent of writers don't know the difference between "your" and "you're". If you're one of the ones who does know ands wants to slug them, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever been attacked by a tree, copy and paste this into your profile.

If, for no warning, you have laughed during a movie part that wasn't funny, put this in your profile.

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If you're against animal cruelty, copy and paste this to your profile.

If you think sex should wait until AFTER marriage, copy and paste this into your profile.

Pluto was declared no longer a planet on August 27, 2006, because it was "too small" and "off its orbit" for some scientists' likings. If you think Pluto should still be a planet, copy and paste this to your profile. LONG LIVE PLUTO!

If you've ever run over a fence, copy and paste this into your profile.

There's nothing wrong with arguing with yourself. It's when you argue with yourself and LOSE when it's weird. If you agree, copy this and put it in your profile.

If you've ever wondered how on earth morning people are ... well peppy in the morning? If so copy and paste this onto your profile.

There are many things worth dying for, but only a few worth living for. If you have something worth living for, copy and paste this into your profile.

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If you believe racism is wrong, copy and paste this into your profile.

COEXIST!!!!

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Disagreeing with Obama is NOT racism!! Copy and paste this if you agree!!

If you are going to college, copy and paste this into your profile.

I intend to live forever or die trying!

If your profile is way too long, copy and paste this into it to make it even longer! Haha! I HAVE THIS ON HERE TWICE IF ANYONE NOTICED! HAHA!

If you think putting an entire fic in bold makes the writer look desperate and gives readers eyestrain, copy this into your profile.

If you want to be a writer someday, copy and paste this in your profile.

98 percent of teenagers do or has tried smoking pot. If you're one of the 2 percent who hasn't, copy & paste this in your profile.

Too many kids and teenagers have smoked or tried marijuana. If you haven't, copy and paste this onto your profile.

I like cheese. I have seen purple cows. If two gooses are geese, then why aren't two moose meese, or when two foots are feet, why aren't two footballs feetball? Milk tastes good. People call me crazy, but I'm just random! If you're random (Or can be at times) and proud of it, copy and paste this in your profile!

Ninety-five percent of teenagers are concerned about being popular. If you are one of the five percent who aren’t, copy this, put it in your profile.

If you've ever had a mad laughing fit for no reason, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've ever copied and pasted something onto your profile, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If your profile is long, copy and paste this on it to make it even longer.

If you have ever been so obsessed with something that now everyone is scared of you because of it's effects, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you're hyper, like being hyper, and are hyper all the time, COPY THIS INTO YOUR PROFILE!

If you know someone who should get run over by a bus, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever run into a tree, copy this to your profile.

If Mother Nature has reason to fear you because she totally ruined something for you, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you read people's profiles looking for things to copy and paste into your profile, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you think everyone's out of their mind, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you love rain, copy and paste this into your profile.

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If technology hates you in a literal way of speaking, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you like chocolate as much as I do, copy this in your profile.

If there are times when you wanna annoy people just for the heck of it, copy this into your profile.

If you want to see the world someday, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this one your profile.

Admitting you are weird means you are normal. Saying that you are normal is odd. If you admit that you are weird and like it, copy this onto your profile.

If you think that being unique is cooler than being cool, copy this on your profile.

If you think yaoi, slash, and/or incest in fan fictions is creepy and wrong, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you or your best friend is insane, copy this into your profile.

If you hate those irritating mosquitos giving you mosquito bites copy this in your profile.

EMBRACE THE WEIRDNESS! If you embrace the weirdness, then copy and paste this on to your profile.

RIP Steve Irwin. Copy and paste this into your profile as a memorium.

If you are odd and proud of it put this on your profile.

92 percent of American teens would die if Abercombie and Fitch told them it was uncool to breathe. Copy this in your profile if you would be the 8 percent that would be laughing your head off!

Ninety percent of Fanfiction users have an asinine statistic in their profiles. If you're one of the ten percent that loves irony, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this into your profile.

If you think that writing Fanfic stories is fun then copy this onto your profile!

If you'll take first watch, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you feel as obsesional about a random thing as I do, copy and paste this into your profile

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If you are sad because there will be no more Harry Potter books , copy and paste this into your profile.

If you cried during/after reading Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows, copy this to your profile

If you're in denial over Tonks and Lupins death's copy and paste this into your profile.

If you think that Harry/Hermione shippers are delusional (especially if they have read books 4-7, and still believe in that pairing), copy this into your profile.

If you think that Hermione/Snape shippers are cuckoo for Coca Puffs and absolutely disgusting, copy this onto your profile

If you cried when Fred Weasley died (in Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows), and not afraid to admit it, copy, paste this on your profile.

If you cried when Dobby died (in Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows), copy and paste this into your profile

If you want J.K.R. to make a series about the Marauders, copy this into your profile.

If you love Harry Potter, copy this into your profile.

If you love the Marauders AND think they are THE best, copy this into your profile.

If you liked Snape after Deathy Hallows copy and paste this in your profile.

If you always mentally make the Sirius "serious" pun whenever somebody says, "I'm serious!" copy and paste this into your profile.

If you are a Harry/Ginny, Ron/Hermione, Remus/Tonks shipper and proud of it, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you read Deathly Hallows in under a week, copy and paste this. (Took me about two or three days the first time)

If you see people with autism as actual human beings, not diseased subhuman monsters, copy this into your profile.

If you support autistic rights, copy this into your profile.

If you think people with Autism and/or Asperger Syndrome have feelings and deserve to be treated like human beings, copy this and paste it on your profile.

If you ever pushed on a door that said "Pull" copy this into your profile.

If you have ever sat in a class and poked the person in front of you just for fun, copy this into your profile.

If you think that Writer's Block sucks, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever intentionally tipped over a canoe at camp, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever run into an invisible pole, tree, or stop sign, copy and paste this into your profile.

I want child abuse to stop, and if you do, too, copy and paste this onto your profile.

R.I.P. Chris Farley, copy and paste this into your profile as a memorium.

R.I.P. Steve Erwin, copy and paste this into your profile as a memorium.

Too many people have died because of others' needs of fame and fortune. If you care, post this on your profile.

93 percent of American teens would have a severe emotional breakdown if someone called them a freak. If you're a part of the 7 percent who would ask the person, "What was your first clue?", copy this into your profile.

If you've ever tried to put your hair behind your ears and ended up poking yourself in the eye, copy this into your profile.

If you've ever had a mad laughing fit for no reason, copy and paste this into your profile.

Ninety-five percent of the kids out there are concerned with being popular and fitting in. If you're part of the five percent who aren't, copy this, put it in your profile.

If you are against fur coats or killing animals just to look good, copy this into your profile.

If there are times when you just wanna annoy people for the heck of it, then copy this into your profile.

If you've finished reading Twilight, by Stephanie Meyer, and loved it, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've finished reading New Moon, and loved it, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've finished Eclipse, and loved it, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've finished Breaking Dawn, loved it, and are still screaming your head off b/c it was THAT GOOD, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you think that Viacom(the new one) is evil, and doesn't care about the kids at all, then copy and paste this in your profile, to support DPXTEREMEINSIDER.com!! DO IT NOW!!

If you hate that they're cancelling Danny Phantom, copy and paste this into your profile!

Copy and Paste this into your profile if you've ever wondered if these things have a word limit... or are determined to find out by sticking as much junk in as possible! :D

If you have way too many of these things, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you are weird, insane, crazy, odd, not-normal, a freak of nature, psychotic, random or anything similiar, copy this into your profile.

If you can read this message, you are blessed, because over two billion people in the world cannot read at all.

If you've ever answered a rhetorical question, copy and paste this into your profile

If you've ever pushed on a door that said pull, or vice versa, copy and paste this into your profile

If you've ever had a "yeah whatever..."moment, copy and past this into your profile

If you don't believe that James and Sirius were bullies, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you cried when Sirius died, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you are one of those people who, for a second in some part of you, wished that Harry was right about Snape, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you are going to go to King's Cross on Sept. 1st 2017, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you have ever tripped over your own feet, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you ever pushed on a door that said "Pull" copy this into your profile.
If you have a scary crush on a book character, T.V character or game character copy and paste this into your profile.
If you have ever forgotton what you were talking about in a conversation copy and paste this into your profile.
If you have ever had a mad laughing fit for absolutely no reason, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question copy and paste this into your profile.
If you know someone who should get run over by a bus copy and paste this into your profile.
If you have ever got so completly sidetracked into a conversation that you don't remember why you were talking in the first place copy and paste this into your profile.
If you have ever zoned out for more than five consecutive minutes copy and paste this into your profile.
If you have ever forgotten what you were going to say, right before you say it copy and paste this into your profile.
If you haven't died yet, copy and paste this into your profile.
If there are times when you just want to annoy people for the hell of it copy and paste this into your profile.
Most people would be offended if someone asked them what was wrong with their mind. Copy this into your profile if you would be one of the few people that would answer: "Where to begin?"
If you have ever said something and then two seconds later, completely forgot, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you are anti-social sometimes, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you spend hours on end reading FF, copy and paste this into your profile.
If miss out random words accidently in sentences, copy paste this into profile.
If you're against animal cruelty copy and paste this into your profile.
If you're against real fur on clothing copy and paste this into your profile.
If you have ever looked all over the house for something that was in your hand the whole time copy and paste this into your profile.
If you believe in magic, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have been touched by Harry Potter and now are a WIZARD FREAK...
post this on your profile. If not, you're a Harry Potter Hater. AVADA KEDAVRA!!!

Team Edward?

Team Jacob?

Copy and paste this if you’re team Harry Potter!

If werewolves ever chase us, I am so tripping you

Dear Math, Why should I solve your problems? Get a therapist

If you are obsessed with "Danny Phantom", copy and paste this into your profile!

If you support Danny/Sam, post this on your profile.

If when your obsessed Twilight fan friends say "I want to be a vampire!", you say "Screw vampires, I want to be a ghost!", copy and paste this into your profile!

98 of the internet population have a Twitter, Facebook, or Myspace. If you're part of the 2 that can resist stupid fads, copy and paste this into your profile.

I'm not random, I just think quicker than you. Jealous?

If you have your own little world, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you completely hate Nick for ending production on Danny Phantom, copy and paste this into your profile.

65 percent of Teenagers spend more time watching TV rather then read,.If you are part of the 35 percent who read more that watch TV then copy and paste this to your Profile.

If you have Phantom Phever and you know you do, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you dream in color, copy this into your profile. (Who doesn't?)

If you have a very wide variety of interests, copy and paste this to your profile.

Copy and paste this to your profile if your parents are not divorced

If you hope to write a bestseller someday, copy this into your profile.

Ninety percent of Fanfiction users have an asinine statistic in their profiles. If you're one of the ten percent that loves irony, copy and paste this into your profile. (Not exactly sure what this means... But I love irony, so!)

If you think that writing Fanfic stories is fun then copy this onto your profile!

If you feel as obsessional about a random thing as I do, copy and paste this into your profile

If you support finding a cure for breast cancer, copy this into your profile.

If you are obsessed with Danny Phantom, copy this into your profile.

If books are your life and you couldn't possibly live without them, copy and paste this into your profile.

Sarcasm is my body’s natural defense against stupidity.

A.B.C.D.E.F.G.H.J.K.L.M.N.O.P.Q.R.S.T.U.V.W.X.Y.Z, the only letter missing is'I', because I'm me and I don't like to fit in.

If you've ever really wanted to give a certain cartoon character a hug, copy and paste this on your profile

If you have ever fallen up the stairs copy this into your profile.

If you guys love to read, copy and paste this into your profile.

Normal teens usually get grounded from laptop/TV/cell/MP3 or Ipod. The weird teens, a.k.a. us, get freaked out if we get grounded from Microsoft Word/Fanfiction or books. If you're a weird teen or kid copy and paste this onto your profile!

98 percent of teenagers do drugs, have sex, and drink alcohol...put this in your profile if you like bagels

'OGC' sideways looks like someone wanking!

"Brilliant brunette with many blonde moments."

If you've ever tried to lick your elbow and knew that it was physically impossible, copy this to your profile.

Only crazy people can understand the brilliance of crazy things. If you are crazy and proud of it, copy and paste this into your profile!

90 percent of teens today would die if MySpace had a system failure and was completely destroyed...If you are one of the 10 percent that would be laughing, copy and paste this to your Profile. (Actually, I'd be the one exclaiming, "Finally! I told them they could crack it!")

When life gives you lemons, alter their DNA and make SUPER LEMONS!

If you frequently have conversations with yourself and/or fictional characters from your favorite books, copy and paste this into your profile.

GEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!! If you are really random put this on your profile.

If FanFiction.Net is to you is what MySpace is to other people, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever forgotten what you were going to say, right before you say it, copy this into your profile.

'Dream as if you'll live forever; live as if you'll die today'

'Don't believe everything you think'

If you haven't died yet, copy this into your profile.

If people tend to misunderstand you copy this to your profile.

If you've ever felt like something was watching you and then turned around to find nothing, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've ever burst out laughing in a quiet room, copy this into your profile.

"I walk, talk, eat and sleep on earth, but I live my life in a completely different world." If this sentance describes you, copy and paste on your profile.

Copy and paste this to your profile because you have nothing better to do.

Copy and paste this to your profile if you think that the backspace key is one of the best inventions ever.

Isn't it funny how the word 'politics' is made up of the words 'poli' meaning 'many' in Latin, and 'tics' as in 'bloodsucking creatures'?

Why isn't chocolate considered a vegetable, if chocolate comes from cocoa beans, and all beans are a vegetable?

Why do all superheroes wear spandex?

Programming today is a race between software engineers striving to build bigger and better idiot-proof programs, and the universe striving to produce bigger and better idiots. So far, the universe is winning.

A positive attitude may not solve all of your problems, but it will annoy enough people to make it worth the effort.

Never take life seriously. Nobody gets out alive anyway.

Stop Flamers Now! No more shall we tolerate flamers that flame for stupid reasons such as for pairings, who wrote the story, and just because they can! Copy and paste this into your profile if you want to join the organization called "Stop Flamers Now"

If you actually take the time to read other people's profiles, put this in yours.

If you like filling your profile with 'copy this into your profile' thingys, then COPY THIS INTO YOUR PROFILE!! XD

If you ever wondered who made up all the 'copy this into your profile' thingies then COPY THIS INTO YOUR PROFILE!

If you probably need a life but have no intentions of getting one, put it on your profile.

If you have an obsession, post this on your profile to tell all those who think that you aren't normal to get stuffed, because obsession RULES!

If you are obsessed with Danny Phantom, copy this into your profile.

Copy and paste this to your profile if you think that it’s normal to have other people not be able to read your hand writing but when you can’t read it it’s sad.

If you're a lunatic, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you think flamers are dirt bags who spend their day thinking of ways to insult people, copy and paste this into your profile

If you guys love to read, copy and paste this into your profile.

Three ways that remind you that you're a Fan-Fiction person even when your not on the website

1.) You accidently use your Fanfiction password and login address to try and login to the computer at school or at home.

2.) Whenever given a homework question, like 'If two trains leave the station at the same time, one leaving at 8 A.M. going 70 miles per hour, and the other leaves at 10 A.M. going 50 miles per hour, which when will reach the next station first?' being a Fan-Fiction reviewer, you want to write, 'Why are you asking me!? Do I look like I have a college degree that deals with Trains? Go ask the conductor!'

3.) You keep having dreams about writing, reviewing, or reading Fan-Fictions. (Fan-Fiction dreams pretty much beat most types of dreams any day.)

Copy and Paste this into your profile if you have any of these Fan-Fiction based symptoms.

If you had ever gotten writer's block in a sudden and random moment, copy this to your profile.

If you like chocolate as much as i do copy and paste this into your profile.

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This is Bunny. Copy Bunny into your profile to help him achieve world domination.
Also join the dark side, we have cookies!

If you think being popular sucks, copy and paste this on your profile

If you think I'm a nutjob don't copy this to your profile.

"I walk, talk, eat and sleep on earth, but I live my life in a completely different world." If this sentance describes you, copy and paste on your profile.

If you think that the kids should stop chasing Lucky and leave the leprechaun alone, then copy and paste this into your profile.

If you think Fred should just let Barney have the Coco Pebbles and stop chasing him, then copy and paste this in your profile.

Invade and dominate Wonka Factory and become a Sith Chocolateer today!

If you've ever missed your mouth when trying to take a sip of water, copy and paste this into your profile

Put this in your profile if you didn't know the Alphabet and Twinkle, Twinkle Little Star have the same tune.

If you love rain, copy and paste this into your profile.

I walk in the rain- others just get wet! Copy and paste if you walk in the rain!

Copy and paste this to your profile if every time your friends ask you what you did this morning you reply with something about being on the computer.

Copy and paste this to your profile if you like copy and pastes.

Copy and paste this to your profile if you have ever burst out laughing at something that happened a year ago.

Copy and paste this to your profile if you love thunder storms.

Copy and paste this to your profile if you think that Sam and Danny are perfect for each other and Valerie needs to BACK OFF.

Copy and paste this to your profile if you think that the backspace key is one of the best inventions ever.

Copy and paste this to your profile if every time someone call you weird/crazy/insane you just laugh and ask them when they first noticed.

Copy and paste this to your profile if you are constantly using big words or making up your own.

If you believe that the reason the girls always kiss the guys first is that the guys are too scared that they'll be slapped, punched, hit, kicked or mind wiped, then please copy this into your profile.

If you are guilty of doing a British, Irish, Australian, Southern accent or Elvis impression, copy this in your profile.

If you are the kind of person that gets really excited when you get like two reviews, copy this onto your profile!

If you have ever tried to walk through a wall, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you love Fanfiction.net, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you're against animal cruelty (horse slaughter, bear baiting, dolphin hunting, chimp slavery etc.) then copy this into your profile

If you've ever wondered what you are like in another dimension, copy and paste this in your profile. (Am I smart, am I pretty, am I still slightly crazy…..? These are the questions I ponder.)

If you are against fur coats or killing animals just to look good, copy this onto your profile.

If Justin Bieber went missing 95% of girls would die, 4% would celebrate, and i would be the 1% poking my new cell mate with a spoon.

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Poke me, I poke out your eye.

What? I don't get distracted eas- Oh look!!! Something shiny!!!

If you are over the age of 12 and still watch cartoon network, disney channel ect., and are proud of it, copy this into your profile.

If you have an annoying younger--or older--sibling, copy and paste this into your profile.

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If you're a sucker for pointless fluffy, ooc moments, copy this onto your profile.

If you have ever run into a door, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever slapped your self on the head and/or banged your head on a table for no reason put this on your profile.

If your friends are WEIRD (But not as weird as you) put this on your profile.

If you think cookies are awesome copy this onto your profile.

If you think writing is AWESOME copy this onto your profile.

If you are aware that so many people nowadays pretend to be someone they're not, copy this on your profile

If someone has ever said something to you that had nothing to do with your current conversation, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever had done something or said something that made perfect sense to your real friends and only caused your "peers" to look at you strangely and roll their eyes, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever tripped over a pillow, copy this into your profile.

If you talk to yourself and aren't afraid to admit it to anyone, copy and paste this in your profile.

If you often laugh maniacally around many people, please copy and paste this into your profile.

If, for no warning, you have laughed during a movie part that wasn't funny, put this in your profile.

If you like singing songs at random points in the day, copy this into your profile.

If you've ever left one room to get something from another room, then once you were in the other room, forgot what you were trying to get, copy and paste this in your profile.

If you can raed tihs, cnorgadluatoins! you are one of the samrt peploe who dno't need to look at the wrod idniviudlaly, but as a wolhe! Olny samrt poelpe can raed tihs bceuase tehy are good raedres. Msot good raedres can raed wrdos wehn the frist and lsat ltetres of the wrod are the smae, and tehre are the smae auomnt of lteters in the wrod...if you could read that, copy and paste this onto your profile

If you've ever sung a song you hated so much, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever laughed so hard you either choked, hyperventalated, had your sides cramp, or all of the above copy and paste this on your profile.

If you're against animal cruelty (horse slaughter, bear bating, dolphin hunting, chimp slavery etc.) then copy this into your profile!

I once read that only math can save us now. Put this in your profile if you're screwed.

Post this on your profile if you have ever had a major fan girl moment.

If you are obsessed with fanfiction copy this into your profile.

If you ever suffered from FanFiction withdrawl copy this into your profile!

98 percent of the population would die if Johnny Depp said it wasn't cool to breathe. Copy this onto your profile if you would be one of the 2 percent that is laughing your ass off.

If you have EVER yelled at a TV after getting frustrated at someone who can't hear you, put this on your profile.

AXEL IS NOT GAY! HE IS AN EXTREMELY LOYAL FRIEND! If you agree with this statement, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you think that Axel LOVES saying 'Got it memorized' just cuz he can, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you think Organization XIII are the best bad guys EVER, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you've ever wanted to give a movie or show character a flyingtacklehug, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have a wild imagination and it seems that no one appreciates it or doesn’t have an imagination for squat, copy and paste this to your profile.

If you think you might have two copy-paste blurbs that are identical but worded differently, go check then copy this into your profile!

If you spend most of your life on youtube.com or fanfiction.net and you admit to it...you admit to having no life...if you do...copy and paste this to your profile!!

If you aren't me, paste this on your profile.

If you have a profile, paste this on your profile.

If you have any secrets, paste this on your profile.

If you're on the computer, paste this on your profile.

If you have ever accidentally stabbed yourself or someone else with a pencil, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this one your profile.

If you secretly (or not so secretly) think that the names like Albus Severus and Renesme Carlie should NOT under any circumstances be forced upon innocent children as legal names, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you want to see a Quidditch match copy and paste this into your profile

If you've ever had an argument with yourself, copy this to your profile.

If you've ever lost a bet to yourself, copy this to your profile.

If you ever wished you could talk to animals or be an animal, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you ever walked into the wrong classroom, copy and paste this into your profile.

On pg. 116 of the American version of Order of the Phoenix (last paragraph) it states that there was 'a heavy locket none of them could open'. Ring a bell? It's proof of the R.A.B. is Regulus Black theory. If you were smart enough to figure this out or you believe it, copy this into your profile.

R.I.P.- Lily and James Potter, Cedric Diggory, Sirius Black, Albus Dumbledore, Alastor Moody, Hedwig, Dobby, Colin Creevy, Nymphadora Tonks, Remus Lupin, and Fred Weasley. They will never be forgotten.

If you think Bellatrix is creepy and should have been killed by Neville (not that there's anything wrong with Molly Weasley kicking her butt), copy and paste this into your profile.

If you believe mythical creatures exist (dragons, unicorns, phoenixes, hippogriffs, etc.), copy this onto your profile!

If you missed Hogwarts as much as Harry while searching for Horcruxes with him, copy this into your profile.

If you support werewolf rights, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you are sad because there will be no more Harry Potter books , copy and paste this into your profile

If you are a strong supporter of S.P.E.W. (Society for the Promotion of Elvish Welfare), and want to give all the little House Elves neon colored socks, copy and paste this onto your profile.

Never judge a book by its movie.

15 percent of every high school population is considered "Popular". 20 percent is desperate to become a part of the popular 15 percent. 20 percent couldn't care less. 15 percent realize that popularity doesn't matter. 10 are too busy worrying about their grades to care. 5 percent are goths, 5 percent can speak another language fluently, and 5 percent are too stupid to realize that no one likes them. If you are a part of the 5 percent who think the 'unpopular' 85 percent should rebel against the popular 15 percent, copy this into your profile.

FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUDGE! ... copy and paste this into your profile

.eliforp ruoy otni siht etsap dna ypoc ,sdrawkcab siht daer ot hguone trams era uoy fI

If you have ever crashed into a wall while you were not sugar-high, copy onto profile

93 percent of teens imitate what they see famous people do, if you're one of the seven percent who doesn't give a crap, post this on your profile.

"When all else fails, blow it up."

If you think you should be able to watch what you want on TV without being called immature, copy and paste this in your profile.

wowlookatthisimtypingthisveryoddlinebreakifyoucanreaditcopyandpasteyousmartperson

If my GOD is your GOD and your GOD is my GOD and you believe in His only Son Jesus Christ our Lord, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you know a video game/movie/book/anime/manga character or weapon(s) that need(s) to exist, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you are obsessed with fanfiction copy this into your profile.

If you are the kind of person that gets really excited when you get, like, two reviews, copy this into your profile.

If you have music in your soul, copy this into your profile.

If you love silly/stupid/funny/inspirational or meaningful Quotes, copy this to your profile.

If you want to copy this to your profile, you know what to do.

If you hear voices of characters in your head...copy and paste this on you're profile.

If your plot bunnies give you the perfect idea- in the middle of a huge math test/ PSAT/shower or other bad time, copy this to your profile.

If you read people's profiles looking for things to copy and paste into your profile, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever: danced like no one was watching, sung like no one was listening, written like no one was reading, loved like you'd never been hurt, or dreamed like no one was judging, copy this to your profile.

If you love 'making fiends' copy this to your profile.

If your Characters talk to you in your head, copy this to your profile.

If YOU respond/talk to your Characters, copy this to your- SHUT UP, ALL OF YOU! I'M NOT WRITING YOUR STORY RIGHT NOW!- profile.

Less than 1 percent of female teenagers in the US don't use make-up. Are you one of those who don't? BE PROUD AND GLUE THIS THING IN YOUR PROFILE!

Most teenage girls spend half an hour on their hair every day. If you send half an hour to get dressed, fix your hair, Eat Breakfast and brush your teeth, then copy this into your profile.

If you are a Christian, copy and paste this to your profile.

If you have ever had a song stuck in your head for more than three weeks, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you get way too excited for books to come out, copy this into your profile.

If several inanimate objects hate you copy and paste this into your profile.

If you like singing songs at random points in the day, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you love rain, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever wondered what the afterlife is like, copy this into your profile.

If you've ever randomly fallen out of your chair, copy this into your profile.

If you have inside jokes...with yourself...copy and paste this into your profile.

If you love random copy and paste quotes, copy and paste this on your profile!

If you like music that makes you cry cause it's just so beautiful- be it classical, rock, or anything at all, and don't care if people say that it's dumb, copy this to your profile.

If you have Phantom Phever and you know it, copy and paste this into your profile!

If you support the pairing Danny/Sam, copy and paste this into your profile! DANNY/SAM FOREVER!!

If you have ever just wanted to SLAP someone, copy this onto your profile.

If you've ever wondered what you are like in another dimension, copy and paste this in your profile.

If you think that Danny Phantom is way cuter than Justin Bieber, copy and paste this on your profile.

Pirates are cool. The color blue reminds me of chocolate and Edward Cullen. if two gooses are geese, would two mooses be meese? and if two foots are feet, wouldn't it be two feetball? walrus! AHAHAHAHA!! LUKE I AM YOUR FATHA!! i hate lacrosse. don't ask why. i want some toast. DO THE BARTMAN! SHOOBUS MY WOOBUS and SHOOP DA WOOP, baby! BADA BOOM BADA BAM! Hey Assbutt!! PICKLEJUICE DOESN'T LIKE YOU!!!!!!!! If you are random, copy and paste this, then add something random of your own.

If the world gives you lemons, you can make lemonade... or you can make a biologically engineered virulent air-born pathogenic virus that will wipe out the entire population of the planet, which would be a whole lot cooler.

I am a Negatroll! To find out more about this, go here- To become a Negatroll copy and paste this on your profile.

DRAGON PRIDE METER:

100
If You're Proud To Be A Dragon Lover
Stick This On Your Page

“I understand that Scissors can beat Paper, and I get how Rock can beat Scissors, but there's no fucking way Paper can beat Rock. Paper is supposed to magically wrap around Rock leaving it immobile? Why the hell can't paper do this to scissors? Screw scissors, why can't paper do this to people? Why isn't notebook paper constantly suffocating students while they take notes in class? I'll tell you why: because paper can't beat anybody; a rock would tear that shit up in two seconds. When I play rock, paper, scissors, I always choose rock. Then when somebody claims to beat me with their paper I can punch them in the face with my already clenched fist and say, ‘Oh shit, I'm sorry. I thought paper would protect you!’"

Ninety-five percent of the kids out there are concerned with being popular and fitting in. If you're part of the five percent who aren't, copy this, put it in your profile, and add your name to the list. AnimeKittyCafe, Hyperactivley Bored, Gem W, Bara-Minamino, Yavie Aelinel, Crazy Billie Joe Loving Freak, Shadow929, SweetNCrazieSugarmuffin,The Komodo Dragon Phoenix, Bust_A_Groover, Takahane, Fire Thief, Sarah303, Kinkatia, Portagas D. Yumi. Why me why not you, Society's Damnation, Gaara The Eternal, cats-rock-and-so-does-cheese, SoujaGurl, EmpireofShadow, Mary Penelope


Girls
are like
apples on trees.
The best ones are
at the top of the tree. The
boys don’t want to reach
for the good ones because they
are afraid of falling and getting hurt.
Instead, they just get the rotten apples
from the ground that aren't as good,
but easy. So the apples at the top think
something is wrong with them, when in
reality, they're amazing. They just
have to wait for the right boy to
come along, the one who's
brave enough to
climb all
the way
to the top
of the tree.

I saw this on several other profiles and just had to copy it. I don't know who the original creator was, but credit goes to them.


Just found this on smeone's profile-Soooo funny!

(these are on the actual lables)

On Sears hairdryer:
Do not use while sleeping.
(Gee, that's the only time I have to work on my hair!)

On a bag of Fritos:
You could be a winner! No purchase necessary. Details inside.
(The shoplifter special!)

On a bar of Dial soap:
Directions: Use like regular soap.
(and that would be how?)

On some Swann frozen dinners:
Serving suggestion: Defrost.
(But it's 'just' a suggestion!)

On Tesco's Tiramisu dessert: (printed on bottom of the box)
Do not turn upside down.
(Too late! you lose!)

On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding:
Product will be hot after heating.
(Are you sure? Let's experiment.)

On packaging for a Rowenta iron:
Do not iron clothes on body.
(But wouldn't that save more time? Whose body?)

On Boot's Children's cough medicine:
Do not drive car or operate machinery.
(We could do a lot to reduce the construction accidents if we just kept those 5 year olds off fork lifts.)

On Nytol sleep aid:
Warning: may cause drowsiness.
(One would hope!)

On a Korean kitchen knife:
Warning: keep out of children.
(hmm..something must have gotten lost in the translation..)

On a string of Christmas lights:
For indoor or outdoor use only.
(As opposed to use in outer space?)

On a food processor:
Not to be used for the other use.
(Now I'm curious.)

On Sainsbury's peanuts:
Warning: contains nuts.
(but no peas?)

On artificial bacon:
Real artificial bacon bits.
(we don't get fake fake bacon. we get real fake bacon.)

On an American Airlines packet of nuts:
Instructions: open packet, eat nuts.
(somebody got paid big bucks to write this one..)

On a Swedish chainsaw:
Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands.
(Raise your hand if you've tried this.)

On a child's Superman costume:
Wearing of this garment does not enable you to fly.
(Oh go ahead! That's right, destroy a universal childhood belief.)

A birthday card for a 1 year old.
Not suitable for children aged 36 months or less.

Warning: Do not sit on zoo railings. You may fall in the cage and the animals may eat you, making them sick. Thank you.


Who lives in a pineapple under the sea...(change channel) d-d-d-d-dora (change channel) Heeeeey its Fraaaanklin. That's what you get for waking up early!!!!

Teacher: " Who did the homework?"
Students: " Me" "Me" "Me"(Everyone)
Teacher: "Let me check"
Students: "Oh crap..."

Look at the keyboard, it has U and I together. Look underneath that, it says JK. Next to that spells LOL, and ends with a :P

I THROW MY HANDS IN THE AIR SOMETIMES SAYING- OMG ARE YOU OKAY? Wow, sorry dude. Didn't mean to hit you. :S

Mom: YOUR GROUNDED.
Teen: Psh. Fine I don't care.
Mom: Give me your phone then.
Teen: OMG IM SO SORRY MOM! I LOVE YOU!

Edward isn't a Vampire. He lives in the forest, he doesn't eat people, and he sparkles. He's obviously a Fairy.

Best friends.. You fight, I fight. You hurt, I hurt. You cry, I cry. You jump off a bridge; I get in a paddleboat and save your stupid ass.

ROTFLOLASHTINCBISAGO WOTTARUTDIAIOA - Rolling on the floor laughin out loud and so hard that i nearly choke but i see a glass of water on the table and reach up to drink it and im ok again

FIRE ALARM*
Year7: AHHHHH WHAT DO WE DO!???
Year8: Mannn I ain't leaving my stuff here!
Year9&10: WHOOOOOOOO!!!
Year11: *sigh*...

I dont have attention problems, I just... Do you like waffles?

'OGC' sideways looks like someone wanking!

Hiding your face while laughing, bcause the teacher's screaming

Capitalization is the difference between helping your Uncle Jack off a horse and helping your uncle jack off a horse XD

Some people come into your life and leave a footprint on your heart. Some people come into your life and you want to leave a footprint on their face.

Don’t double dip. It annoys some people. Triple dip. Piss everyone off!!!

Doesn’t care if Charlotte is a warm, tender, loving, motherly spider. If she ever comes anywhere near me, she's still getting the shoe.

Anyone can trip down stairs; you have to be a freaking genius to trip up them!

Ur mama so fat she ate Jenny AND Craig!

Ever wondered what colour Smurfs would go if you choke them?

Caution! Blonde thinking... could be dangerous or even fatal!

i didn't lose my mind, i just can’t remember where i put it

Is smiling... ...this should scare you :)

Has decided that from now on whenever someone asks me to do something I’ll say "Do you want fries with that?"

...why do people say expect the unexpected? Because isn't expecting the unexpected make the unexpected expected?

note to self: Do Not punch others in the face

I love being me; it pisses off all the right people.

Dear Monday, I hate you! Love from Me xo

For men who think.”A women's place is in the kitchen," Just remember, that's where the knives are kept!

On a scale from 0 to insane, I'm Batman!

Definition of pointless = chocolate in resealable bags!

SHOUTS: QUICK GET A SPOON! ME BISCUITS FALLEN IN ME DRINK! ITS DROWNING! ITS DROWNING! ITS...oh its drowned

Have you ever watched someone fall down the stairs?? There just like Slinky's except they make it the whole way!!

Is going to visit the purple kitty cats in her closet today. OH NO! The orange doggies are chasing the purple kitty cats! HURRY YELLOW UNICORN HELP THEM!

Do not interrupt me when I'm concocting evil schemes or i will bite you.

Has a brilliant idea of what to do for fun, next time she goes to the zoo she will start running towards the exit shouting RUN THEY'RE LOOSE!

Today, my friend showed me that the word OK looks like a sideways person. Then I pointed out that QK looks like a ninja. I win.

Is wondering if you could breathe through your butt like a turtle would you suffocate when you sat down?

Bubble wrap... addicting people since 1957

I've told them a hundred times--don't touch the whatchamacallit because it will make the doohickey not work with the thingamabob!

I watched a PG movie without my parents’ permission. What. A. Rebel.

I bet a lot of mimes choke to death because nobody believes they're really choking.

You squeeze a lemon, you get lemon juice. You squeeze an orange, you get orange juice. So how come when you squeeze a cow, you get milk??? COW JUICE, PEOPLE.

Don't ever, ever, EVER!!! Touch a crazy woman's pudding!!! I will STAB YOU WITH A SPOON!

Was in the park flying a kite and a guy walks up and says "You flying a kite?" Nope, we're fishing for birds.

Crazy? I was crazy once,they put me in a round room- I HATE ROUND ROOMS, they remind me of worms. WORMS? I hate worms they drive crazy! CRAZY? I was crazy once!

Saw it... Wanted it... Threw a tantrum... And got it..

Hates when you walk through a spider web and you start waving your arms around in the air and screaming and from far away you look like a crazy person

I've heard that Apple have scrapped their plans for the new children's iPod after realising that iTouch Kids is not a good product name.

Says I must remember it is against the law to strangle and kill stupid people

People that know me think I'm quiet. My friends think I'm out-going. My BEST friends KNOW I'm completely insane!

I get distracted cleaning my room because I find such awesome things!

I'm gonna gather the purple penguins, pink elephants, green monkeys, and the red kangaroos and start me a SKITTLE ARMY! Hahahaha

Hi... can I borrow your pen? I need to stab you in the eye with it.

My logic may not always be logical to you but clearly my logic is logical because, logically my logic is logical. Any questions?

Well this is going downhill faster than a wagon full of fat kids!

Says if you were on a deserted island and you could only bring one item, how come people never say "a boat"?

Finding a needle in a haystack is simple... All you have to do is set the haystack on fire.

I am glad that McDonalds does not sell hot dogs. Seriously I could never order a "McWeiner" with a straight face.

To vegetarians: I eat the cows which produce the methane causing global warming while you eat the plants trying to fix global warming so who's really killing the planet?

"Squirrel" - a word which, translated, means "Shadow Tail"


This is a true story. A girl died in 1933. A man buried her in the ground when she was still alive. The murderer chanted "Toma sota balcu" as he buried her. Now that you have read the chant, you will meet this little girl. In the middle of the night she will be on your ceiling. She will suffocate you like she was suffocated. If you post this in your profile, she will not bother you. Your kindness will be rewarded.

I wish I wasn't superstitious...


I just found this on Catnip-Packet's profile, and loved it so much, I had to put it on mine. Thank you Catnip-Packet!

10 Reasons why I Love How to Train Your Dragon

1. It's got dragons--hands down my favourite animal--in it

2. Chris Sanders designed Toothless--he does NOT look like Stitch but he is simply adorable the way he was designed

3. It was the very first Dreamworks movie that didn't have any cheap toilet humor or pop culture in it

4. The plot was deep and intriquing

5. The soundtrack was absolutely amazing; I always tear up when I'm listening

6. The water looked real; in all the movies I've seen with scenes in the ocean, the water always looks so animated, and that completely distracts me from the film, but in this movie, the water actually looked like water

7. It had just the right amount of action, comedy, and romance a good movie should have

8. It was a fantasy movie that didn't have magic, which makes it more believable

9. The 3D parts don't jump out at you or hurt your eyes; they actually make you feel like you're there, flying with Toothless

10. It told the always touching story of friendship between human and animal--with a dragon, no less!


I was walking around Target store, when I saw a cashier hand this little boy some money back.

The boy couldn't have been more than 5 or 6 years old.

The cashier said, ' I'm sorry but you don't have enough money to buy this doll.'

Then the little boy turned to the old women next to him: "Granny, are you sure I don't have enough money?'

The old lady replied: ''You know that you don't have enough money to buy this doll, my dear.''

Finally, I walked toward him and I asked him who he wished to give this doll to.

'It's the doll that my sister loved most and wanted so much for Christmas.

She was sure that Santa Claus would bring it to her.'

I replied to him that maybe Santa Claus would bring it to her after all, and not to worry.

But he replied to me sadly. 'No, Santa Claus can't bring it to her where she is now. I have to give the doll to my mommy so that she can give it to my sister when she goes there.'

His eyes were so sad while saying this. 'My Sister has gone to be with God. Daddy says that Mommy is going to see God very soon too, so I thought that she could take the doll with her to give it to my sister.''

My heart nearly stopped.

The little boy looked up at me and said: 'I told daddy to tell mommy not to go yet. I need her to wait until I come back from the mall.'

Then he showed me a very nice photo of him where he was laughing. He then told me 'I want mommy to take my picture with her so she won't forget me.'

'I love my mommy and I wish she doesn't have to leave me, but daddy says that she has to go to be with my little sister.'

Then he looked again at the doll with sad eyes, very quietly.

'OK' he said, 'I hope I do have enough.' I added some of my money to his with out him seeing and we started to count it. There was enough for the doll and even some spare money.

The little boy said: 'Thank you God for giving me enough money!'

Then he looked at me and added, 'I asked last night before I went to sleep for God to make sure I had enough money to buy this doll, so that mommy could give It to my sister. He heard me!''

'I also wanted to have enough money to buy a white rose for my mommy, but I didn't dare to ask God for too much. But He gave me enough to buy the doll and a white rose.''

'My mommy loves white roses.'

A few minutes later, the old lady returned and I left with my basket.

I finished my shopping in a totally different state from when I started.

I couldn't get the little boy out of my mind.

Then I remembered a local news paper article two days ago, which mentioned a drunk man in a truck, who hit a car occupied by a young woman and a little girl.

The little girl died right away, and the mother was left in a critical state. The family had to decide whether to pull the plug on the life-sustaining machine, because the young woman would not be able to recover from the coma.

Was this the family of the little boy?

Two days after this encounter with the little boy, I read in the news paper that the young woman had passed away.

I couldn't stop myself as I bought a bunch of white roses and I went to the funeral home where the body of the young woman was exposed for people to see and make last wishes before her burial.

She was there, in her coffin, holding a beautiful white rose in her hand with the photo of the little boy and the doll placed over her chest.

I left the place, teary-eyed, feeling that my life had been changed for ever. The love that the little boy had for his mother and his sister is still, to this day, hard to imagine.

And in a fraction of a second, a drunk driver had taken all this away from him.

Now you have 2 choices:

1) Repost this message, or

2) Ignore it as if it never touched your heart.


A teenage girl about 17 named Diane had gone to visit some friends one evening and time passed quickly as each shared their various experiences of the past year. She ended up staying longer than planned, and had to walk home alone. She wasn't afraid because it was a small town and she lived only a few blocks away.

As she walked along under the tall elm trees, Diane asked God to keep her safe from harm and danger. When she reached the alley, which was a short cut to her house, she decided to take it. However, halfway down the alley she noticed a man standing at the end as though he were waiting for her. She became uneasy and began to pray, asking for God's protection. Instantly a comforting feeling of quietness and security wrapped round her, she felt as though someone was walking with her. When she reached the end of the alley, she walked right past the man and arrived home safely.

The following day, she read in the newspaper that a young girl had been raped in the same alley just twenty minutes after she had been there. Feeling overwhelmed by this tragedy and the fact that it could have been her, she began to weep. Thanking the Lord for her safety and to help this young woman, she decided to go to the police station. She felt she could recognize the man, so she told them her story. The police asked her if she would be willing to look at a lineup to see if she could identify him. She agreed and immediately pointed out the man she had seen in the alley the night before. When the man was told he had been identified, he immediately broke down and confessed. The officer thanked Diane for her bravery and asked if there was anything they could do for her. She asked if they would ask the man one question. Diane was curious as to why he had not attacked her. When the policeman asked him, he answered, "Because she wasn't alone. She had two tall men walking on either side of her." Amazingly, whether you believe or not, you're never alone. Did you know that 98 of teenagers will not stand up for God, and 93 of the people that read this won’t repost it?

Repost this if you truly believe in God.

PS: God is always there in your heart and loves you no matter what,
and if you stand up for him he will stand up for you.

Ninety-five percent of the kids out there are concerned with being popular and fitting in. If you're part of the five percent who aren't, copy this, put it in your profile, and add your name to the list. AnimeKittyCafe, Hyperactivley Bored, Gem W, Bara-Minamino, Yavie Aelinel, Crazy Billie Joe Loving Freak, Shadow929, SweetNCrazieSugarmuffin,The Komodo Dragon Phoenix, Bust_A_Groover, Takahane, Fire Thief, Sarah303, Kinkatia, Portagas D. Yumi. Why me why not you, Society's Damnation, Gaara The Eternal, cats-rock-and-so-does-cheese, SoujaGurl, EmpireofShadow, Mary Penelope,


You know you live in 2010 when...

1.) You accidentally enter your password on a microwave.

2.) You haven't played solitaire with real cards for years.

3.) The reason for not staying in touch with your friends is they don't have a screen name or MySpace.

4.) You'd rather look all over the house for the remote instead of just pushing the buttons on the TV.

6.) Your boss doesn't even have the ability to do your job.

7.) As you read this list you keep nodding and smiling.

8.) As you read this list you think about sending it to all your friends.

9.) And you were too busy to notice number 5.

10.) You look back up to see if there was a number 5.

11.) Now you are laughing at yourself stupidly.

12) Copy and paste this into your profile if you fell for it. I know you did.


-Aoccdrnig to a rscheearch at Cmabrigde Uinervtisy, it deosn't mttaer in waht oredr the ltteers in a wrod are, the olny iprmoetnt tihng is taht the frist and lsat ltteer be at the rghit pclae. The rset can be a toatl mses and you can sitll raed it wouthit a porbelm. Tihs is bcuseae the huamn mnid deos not raed ervey lteter by istlef, but the wrod as a wlohe. Cool huh ?? If yuo can raed tihs tehn put it on yuor porifle !!


It is this cat!

It is this cat

that really is amazing.

It knows how to

play music, to fly,

to destroy waste. It's

a whopping thirty years

old! In seconds, it

takes all of your problems away. A answer

to a flamer's cruelty

isn't a person's. This

cat changes life everywhere.

It can even read

words of yours truly.

Look at every third

word in one line.

It is this cat

that really is amazing.

It knows how to

play music, to fly,

to destroy waste. It's

a whopping thirty years

old! In seconds, it

takes all of your

problems away. A answer

to a flamer's cruelty.

He changes life everywhere.

It can even read

words of yours truly.

Look at every third

word in one line.

Feel free to copy and paste, and spread the hate of flamers everywhere!


Female Comebacks

Man: Where have you been all my life?
Woman: Hiding from you.

Man: Haven't I seen you someplace before?
Woman: Yes, that's why I don't go there anymore.

Man: Is this seat empty?
Woman: Yes, and this one will be if you sit down.

Man: Your place or mine?
Woman: Both. You go to yours, and I'll go to mine.

Man: So, what do you do for a living?
Woman: I'm a female impersonator.

Man: Hey baby, what's your sign?
Woman: Do not enter.

Man: How do you like your eggs in the morning?
Woman: Unfertilized.

Man: Your body is like a temple.
Woman: Sorry, there are no services today.

Man: I would go to the end of the world for you.
Woman: But would you stay there?

Man: If I could see you naked, I'd die happy.
Woman: If I saw you naked, I'd probably die laughing.

Man: If I could rearrange the alphabet I'd put "U" and "I" together
Woman: Really, I'd put "F" and "U" together.

Man: Your eyes they're amazing.
Woman: Seeing your back would be pretty amazing

Man: I'm sorry--I got lost in your beautiful eyes.
Woman: Then turn around and walk away.

Man: "I want to give myself to you."
Woman: "Sorry, I don't accept cheap gifts."


Man: "I'd go through anything for you."
Woman: "Good! Let's start with your bank account."

Man: "So, wanna go back to my place ?"
Woman: "Well, I don't know. Will two people fit under a rock?"

Man: "I'd like to call you. What's your number?"
Woman: "It's in the phone book."

Man: "But I don't know your name."
Woman: "That's in the phone book too."


Controversial Issues:

1) Being gay is not natural. Real Americans always reject unnatural things like eyeglasses, polyester, liposuction and air conditioning.

2) Gay marriage will encourage people to be gay, in the same way that hanging around tall people will make you tall.

3) Legalizing gay marriage will open the door to all kinds of crazy behavior. People may even wish to marry their pets because a dog has legal standing and can sign a marriage contract.

4) Straight marriage has been around a long time and hasn't changed at all; women are still property, blacks still can't marry whites, and divorce is still illegal.

5) Straight marriage will be less meaningful if gay marriage were allowed; the sanctity of Brittany Spears' 55-hour just-for-fun marriage would be destroyed.

6) Straight marriages are valid because they produce children. Gay couples, infertile couples, and old people shouldn't be allowed to marry because our orphanages aren't full yet, and the world needs more children.

7) Obviously gay parents will raise gay children, since straight parents only raise straight children.

8) Gay marriage is not supported by religion. In a theocracy like ours, the values of one religion are imposed on the entire country. That's why we have only one religion in America.

9) Children can never succeed without a male and a female role model at home. That's why we as a society expressly forbid single parents to raise children.

10) Gay marriage will change the foundation of society; we could never adapt to new social norms. Just like we haven't adapted to cars, the service-sector economy, or longer life spans...

Re-post this if you believe in legalizing gay marriage


OBITUARY FOR THE LATE MR. COMMON SENSE

Today we mourn the passing of a beloved old friend, Common Sense,who has been with us for many years. No one knows for sure how old he was, since his birth records were long ago lost in bureaucratic red tape.

He will be remembered as having cultivated such valuable lessons as: Knowing when to come in out of the rain; why the early bird gets the worm; Life isn't always fair; and Maybe it was my fault.

Common Sense lived by simple, sound financial policies (don't spend more than you can earn) and reliable strategies (adults, not children, are in charge). His health began to deteriorate rapidly when well-intentioned but overbearing regulations were set in place. Reports of a 6 year-old boy charged with sexual harassment for kissing a classmate; teens suspended from school for using mouthwash after lunch; and a teacher fired for reprimanding an unruly student, only worsened his condition.

Common Sense lost ground when parents attacked teachers for doing the job that they themselves had failed to do in disciplining their unruly children. It declined even further when schools were required to get Parental consent to administer Calpol, sun lotion, or a band-aid to a student; but could not inform parents when a student became pregnant and wanted to have an abortion.

Common Sense lost the will to live as the Ten Commandments became contraband; churches became businesses; and criminals received better treatment than their victims.

Common Sense took a beating when you couldn't defend yourself from a burglar in your own home and the burglar could sue you for assault.

Common Sense finally gave up the will to live, after a woman failed to realize that a steaming cup of coffee was hot. She spilled a little in her lap, and was promptly awarded a huge settlement.

Common Sense was preceded in death by his parents, Truth and Trust; his wife, Discretion; his daughter, Responsibility; and his son, Reason.

He is survived by his 3 stepbrothers; I Know My Rights, Someone Else Is To Blame, and I'm A Victim. Not many attended his funeral because so few realized he was gone. If you still remember him, pass this on. If not, join the majority and do nothing.


A winter statistic:

98 OF AMERICANS SCREAM BEFORE GOING IN THE DITCH ON A SLIPPERY ROAD. THE OTHER 2 ARE FROM COLORADO AND THEY SAY, 'HOLD MY SODA AND WATCH THIS'.

NOW:

You're from Colorado if:

You'll eat ice cream in the winter.

When the weather report says it's going to be 65 degrees, you shave your legs and wear a skirt.

It snows 5 inches and you don't expect school to be canceled.

You'll wear flip flops every day of the year, regardless of temperature.

You have no accent at all, but can hear other people's. And then you copy them.

'Humid' is over 25.

Your sense of direction is: Toward the mountains and Away from the mountains.

You say 'the interstate' and everybody knows which one.

You think that May is a totally normal month for a blizzard.

You buy your flowers to set out on Mother's day, but try and hold off planting them until just before Father's day.

You grew up planning your Halloween costumes around your coat.

You know what the Continental Divide is.

You don't think Coors beer is that big a deal.

You went to Casa Bonita as a kid, and as an adult.

You've gone off-roading in a vehicle that was never intended for such activities.

You always know the elevation of where you are.

You wake up to a beautiful, 80 degree day and you wonder if it's going to snow tomorrow.

You don't care that some company renamed it, the Broncos still play at Mile High

Every movie theater has military and student discounts.

Everybody wears jeans to church.

You actually know that South Park is a real place not just a show on TV.

You know what a 'trust fund hippy' is, and you know its natural habitat is Boulder

You know you're talking to a fellow Coloradoan when they call it Elitches, not Six Flags.

A bear on your front porch doesn't bother you.

Your two favorite teams are the Broncos and whoever is beating the crap out of the Raiders.

When people out East tell you they have mountains in their state too, you just laugh.

You go anywhere else on the planet and the air feels 'sticky' and you notice the sky is no longer blue.


1. My mother taught me TO APPRECIATE A JOB WELL DONE. "If you're going
to kill each other, do it outside. I just finished cleaning."

2. My mother taught me RELIGION. "You better pray that will come out of
the carpet."

3. My mother taught me about TIME TRAVEL. "If you don't straighten up,
I'm going to knock you into the middle of next week!"

4. My mother taught me LOGIC. " Because I said so, that's why."

5. My mother taught me MORE LOGIC. "If you fall out of that swing and
break your neck, you're not going to the store with me."

6. My mother taught me FORESIGHT. "Make sure you wear clean underwear,
in case you're in an accident."

7. My mother taught me IRONY. "Keep crying, and I'll give you something
to cry about."

8. My mother taught me about the science of OSMOSIS. "Shut your mouth
and eat your supper."

9. My mother taught me about CONTORTIONISM. "Will you look at that dirt
on the back of your neck!"

10. My mother taught me about STAMINA"You'll sit there until all that
spinach is gone."

11. My mother taught me about WEATHER. "This room of yours looks as if
a tornado went through it."

12. My mother taught me about HYPOCRISY. "If I told you once, I've told
you a million times. Don't exaggerate!"

13. My mother taught me the CIRCLE OF LIFE. "I brought you into this
world, and I can take you out."

14. My mother taught me about BEHAVIOR MODIFICATION. "Stop acting like
your father!"

15. My mother taught me about ENVY. " There are millions of less
fortunate children in this world who don't have wonderful parents like you do."

16 My mother taught me about ANTICIPATION. "Just wait until we get
home."

17. My mother taught me about RECEIVING. "You are going to get it when
you get home!"

18. My mother taught me MEDICAL SCIENCE. "If you don't stop crossing
your eyes, they are going to get stuck that way."

19. My mother taught me ESP. "Put your sweater on; don't you think I
know when you are cold?"

20. My mother taught me HUMOR. "When that lawn mower cuts off your
toes, don't come running to me. "

21. My mother taught me HOW TO BECOME AN ADULT. "If you don't eat your
vegetables, you'll never grow up."

22. My mother taught me GENETICS. "You're just like your father."

23. My mother taught me about my ROOTS. "Shut that door behind you. Do
you think you were born in a barn?"

24. My mother taught me WISDOM. "When you get to be my age, you'll
understand."

And my favorite: My mother taught me about JUSTICE. "One day you'll
have kids, and I hope they turn out just like you".


Kids Are Quick
_

TEACHER: Maria, go to the map and find North America .
MARIA: Here it is.
TEACHER: Correct. Now class, who discovered America ?
CLASS: Maria.
_

TEACHER: John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor?
JOHN: You told me to do it without using tables.
_

TEACHER: Glenn, how do you spell 'crocodile?'
GLENN: K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L'
TEACHER: No, that's wrong
GLENN: Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it.
(I Love this kid)
_

TEACHER: Donald, what is the chemical formula for water?
DONALD: H I J K L M N O.
TEACHER: What are you talking about?
DONALD: Yesterday you said it's H to O.
_

TEACHER: Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago.
WINNIE: Me!
_

TEACHER: Glen, why do you always get so dirty?
GLEN: Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are.
_

TEACHER: Millie, give me a sentence starting with ' I. '
MILLIE: I is..
TEACHER: No, Millie... Always say, 'I am.'
MILLIE: All right... 'I am the ninth letter of the alphabet.'
_

TEACHER: George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree, but also admitted it. Now, Louie, do you know why his father didn't punish him?
LOUIS: Because George still had the axe in his hand.
_

TEACHER: Now, Simon, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating?
SIMON: No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook.
_

TEACHER: Clyde , your composition on 'My Dog' is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy his?
CLYDE : No, sir. It's the same dog.
_

TEACHER: Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?
HAROLD: A teacher
_


How to Tell if You're a Writer

-If you talk to yourself.
-If you talk to yourself about talking to yourself (i.e. ‘I wonder why I talk to myself so much?’)
-If, when you talk to yourself, you sometimes speak as if talking to another person (i.e. ‘Okay, so have you ever noticed that the word ‘deliver’ could mean removing someone’s liver?’)
-If, after uttering a profound piece of wisdom like that above, you stare at the cookie in your hand in awe and say, ‘Wow, this is good stuff for sugar highs!’
-If you live off of sugar and caffeine.
-If people start to notice that you tend to check your e-mail every day for a week, then suddenly disappear off the face of the planet.
-If your e-mails tend to be pages long and incredibly random.
-If, when replying to someone else’s e-mail, you are sometimes so random that you fail to address the original message altogether.
-If, no matter where you are in your room, you never have to so much as get up to reach a pen/pencil and paper.
-If the letters are starting to wear off on the keys of your keyboard.
-If people think you might have A.D.D.
-If you think it’d be cool to have A.D.D.
-If you start constantly talking in third person, past tense.
-If you think about making lists like this, and start giggling for no ‘apparent’ reason.
-If your friends don’t even bother to look funny at you anymore when you start giggling for no apparent reason.
-And finally, the number one way to tell if you’re a good writer: If you failed English 101.


42 Things to do in an Elevator

1. CRACK open your briefcase or handbag, peer Inside and ask "Got enough air in there?"
2. STAND silent and motionless in the corner facing the wall without getting off.
3. WHEN arriving at your floor, grunt and strain to yank the doors open, then act as if you're embarrassed when they open themselves.
4. GREET everyone with a warm handshake and ask him or her to call you Admiral.
5. MEOW occasionally.
6. STARE At another passenger for a while. Then announce in horror: "You're one of THEM" - and back away slowly
7. SAY -DING at each floor.
8. SAY "I wonder what all these do?" And push all the red buttons.
9.MAKE explosion noises when anyone presses a button.
10. STARE, gri nning at another passenger for a while, then announce: "I have new socks on."
11. WHEN the elevator is silent, look around and ask: "Is that your beeper?"
12. TRY to make personal calls on the emergency phone.
13. DRAW a little square on the floor with chalk and announce to the other passengers: "This is my personal space."
14. WHEN there's only one other person in the elevator, tap them on the shoulder, then pretend it wasn't you.
15. PUSH the buttons and pretend they give you a shock. Smile, and go back for more.
16. ASK if you can push the button for other people but push the wrong ones.
17. HOLD the doors open and say you're waiting for your friend. After a while, let the doors close and say "Hi Greg, How's your day been?"
18. DROP a pen and wait until someone reaches to help pick it up, then scream: "That's mine!"
19. BRING a camera and take pictures of everyone in the lift.
20. PRETEND you're a flight attendant and review emergency procedures and exits with the Passengers.
21. SWAT at flies that don't exist.
22. CALL out "Group hug" then enforce it.
23. MAKE car race noises when someone gets on or off.
24. CONGRATULATE all for being in the same lift with you.
25. GRIMACE painfully while smacking your forehead and muttering: "Shut up, all of you just shut UP!"
26. WALK on with a cooler that says "human head" on the side.
27. WHILE the doors are opening, hurriedly whisper, "Hide it...quick!" then whistle innocently.
28. LET your cell phone ring - don't answer it.
29. WALK into the lift and say "This reminds me of being buried alive. Ah, those were the days..."
30. TAKE shoes off before entering. Then look shocked and disgusted when the others don't.
31. ASK people which floor they want, say in 'Who want to be a millionaire' style is that your final answer.
32. ALSO in your bellboy act, ask what floor they want. Whatever they say, give them a glare and say "you should be ashamed of yourself!", and leave the lift tutting.
33. ASK, "Did you feel that?"
34. TELL people that you can see their aura.
35. WHEN the doors close, announce to the others, "It's okay. Don't panic, they open up again."
36. ANNOUNCE in a demonic voice: "I must find a more suitable host body."
37. DRESS up in a long, black cloak with a hood, stare and in a deep voice announce "It is time...
38. START breathing heavily and grab your chest when someone walks in. Then stumble out gasping for air
39. WHEN someone comes in ask them to press 5 or 6 different floors
40. GET in and don't press any buttons. Wait for the elevator to be called somewhere and repeat 39.
41. IF you are the only one in the elevator, press all of the buttons and stand, staring at the door, waiting for someone to come.
42. LAUGH maniacally whenever anyone looks at you and say you're here for the mental health convention.


Month One

MOMMY
I am only 4 inches long
but I have all my organs.
I love the sound of your voice.
The sound of your heart beat
is my favorite lullaby.

Month Two

Mommy
today I learned how to suck my thumb.
If you could see me
you could definitely tell that I am a baby.
I'm not big enough to survive outside my home though.
It is so nice and warm in here.

Month Three

You know what Mommy
I'm a boy!!
I hope that makes you happy.
I always want you to be happy.
I don't like it when you cry.
You sound so sad.
It makes me sad too
and I cry with you even though
you can't hear me.

Month Four

Mommy
my hair is starting to grow.
It is very short and fine
but I will have a lot of it.
I spend a lot of my time exercising.
I can turn my head and curl my fingers and toes
and stretch my arms and legs.
I am becoming quite good at it too.

Month Five

You went to the doctor today.
Mommy, he lied to you.
He said that I'm not a baby.
I am a baby Mommy, your baby.
I think and feel.
Mommy, what's abortion?

Month Six

I can hear that doctor again.
I don't like him.
He seems cold and heartless.
Something is intruding my home.
The doctor called it a needle.
Mommy what is it? It burns!
Please make him stop!
I can't get away from it!
Mommy! HELP me!

Month Seven

Mommy
I am okay.
I am in Jesus's arms.
He is holding me.
He told me about abortion.
Why didn't you want me Mommy?

Every Abortion Is Just . . .

One more heart that was stopped.
Two more eyes that will never see.
Two more hands that will never touch.
Two more legs that will never run.
One more mouth that will never speak...

Again repost this on your profile if you think abortion is wrong


'Dream as if you'll live forever; live as if you'll die today'

'Don't believe everything you think'

'Feel free to insult my work, as long as you come up with an interesting insult...'

'A life -Cool- were can I download one of them from!'

'42.7% of all statistics are made up on the spot'

'I intend to live forever. So far, so good.'

'Everything looks important in italics'

HISTORY: The tale of how many different nations, from all across the world, gained their independence from Great Britain.'

'I thought I was losing my mind, but then I realized that it's been gone for a while.'

'When in doubt, mumble.'

'Worrying works! About 90% of the things I worry about never happen!"

'With sufficient thrust, pigs fly just fine.'

'Dyslexic Devil Worshipers Sell Their Souls to Santa'

Haikus are easy.

But sometimes they don't make sense.

Refrigerator.


You're a 90's kid if:

You can finish this "Ice ice _ "

You remember watching: -Doug -Ren & Stimpy -Pinky and the Brain -AAAAAAAH Real Monsters! -Rockos modern Life.

You've ever ended a sentence with the word "PSYCHE!"

You just cant resist finishing this . . . "Iiiiiiin west philidelphia born and raised . . ."

You remember: -TGIF -Step by Step -Family Matters -Dinosaurs -Boy Meets World.

You remember when it was actually worth getting up early on a Saturday to watch cartoons.

You remember reading "Goosebumps"

You took plastic cartoon lunch boxes to school.

You said "NOT" after (almost) every sentence . . . not

when everything was settled by: -rock paper scissors or -bubble gum bubble gum in a dish or ink abink a bottle of ink

when cops and robbers was a daily activity.

when we played Hide and go seek until our legs grew numb.

You used to listen to the radio all day long just to record your FAVORITE song of ALL time.

"Where in the World is Carmen San Diego?" was both a game and a TV game show.

Captain Planet. He's a Hero.

You knew that Kimberly, the pink ranger, and Tommy, the green ranger, were meant to be together.

You remember when Super Nintendos and Sega Genisis became popular.

You remember watching Home Alone 1, 2 , and 3 . . . and tried to pull the pranks on "intruders"

You remember watching: -The Magic School Bus -Wishbone -Reading Rainbow on PBS.

You remember when Yo-Yos were cool.

You remember those Where's Waldo books.

You remember eating Warheads.

You remember watching: -the 1st Batman -Aladdin -Ninja Turtles -3 Ninjas movies.

You remember Ring Pops.

You remember drinking Surge, and Tang.

If you remember when every thing was "da BOMB!"

When they made the new lunchables so that you could make pizza AND tacos.

You remember boom boxes vs. cd players.

Making those little paper fortune cookie things, and then predicting your life with them.

one word. . . Furbies.

You haven't always had a computer, and it was cool to have the internet. And Windows 95 was the best.

You watched the original cartoons of Rugrats, Power Rangers, and Ninja Turtles.

Michael Jordan was a king.

YIKES pencils and erasers were the stuff!

You remember when the new Beanie Babies and Talking Elmo were always sold out

You collected those Beanie Babies.

Carebears

Gak was the coolest stuff invented.

The old dollar bills.

Silver dollars, which were cool to have.

You remember a time before the WB.

You collected all the Troll dolls

If you even know what an original walkman is.

You remember wanting to sit on the orange Nickelodeon couch.

You've gotten creeped out by "Are You Afraid of the Dark?"

You know the Macarena by heart.

"Talk to the hand" . . . enough said

You always said, "Then why don't you marry it!"

You went to McDonald's to play in the playplace.

You remember playing on merry go rounds at the playground.

Before the MySpace frenzy . . . Before the Internet & text messaging . . . Before Zunes & iPods . . . Before PlayStation2 or X-BOX . . . Before Spongebob

If you remember all of that then you're a 90's kid


You're Too Big a Harry Potter Fan when...

You mutter nonsense Latin words under your breath.

You call your least favorite teacher Snape.

Your computer says "You've Got Mail" and you run outside looking for an owl.

You actually ask for a broom for Christmas.

You mutter "lumos" under your breath every time you turn on a flashlight.

You sort everyone you meet into the four Hogwarts houses. (Gryffindor, Ravenclaw, Hufflepuff and Slytherin.)

You were burned when you couldn't get through the flames of your fireplace.

You had to go to the hospital after you broke your nose running headfirst into the wall between platforms nine and ten.

You point a normal things like parking meters and say "Look at the things these muggles dream up!"

You try on every piece of silvery fabric your mom has to see if you turn invisible

Before getting up to get something, you always try to summon it first. Accio TV remote!

You were reduced to tears when you finally had book 5, 6, and 7 in your hands.

You refer to your Chemistry class as Potions

You spend hours tapping bricks in special orders hoping that a secret entrance to Diagon Alley will appear.

When playing chess, you yell orders to the chess players and get upset when they don't move.

You yell into the "tellyfone."

You get extraordinarily emotional every time you hear "Hedwig's Theme".

Despite being an American, you use the word "wicked" all the time because Rupert Grint does.

You get thoroughly overexcited every time you see a word somewhere that is distantly linked with HP (ie. Saint Hedwig's).

You name all of your pets after HP characters.

You know that Harry's birthday is July 31, 1980, Hermione's birthday is September 19, 1980 and Ron's birthday is March 3rd, 1980 even though it never said in the books.

You refer to Voldemort as "You-Know-Who", and your friends don't have any idea who you're talking about.

You were kicked out of the movie theater for standing on your chair, throwing your shoe at the screen and yelling "THAT DIDN'T HAPPEN IN THE BOOK!" over and over again, even for the most trivial differences.

You count the days until you're old enough for your apparating license, and everyone else thinks you're talking about driving


In Remembrance:
In Remembrance to Severus Snape,
A Slytherin who died like a Gryffindor,
Without all the red and gold crap.

In Remembrance to Fred Weasley,
Who fought bravely to the very end,
And whose jokes will forever brighten his other half,
And will loyally await his soul mate and brother,
With many jokes,
He's got forever to think of them, right?

In Remembrance to Dobby,
Who was more free and full of love,
Than any elf, and most humans.

In Remembrance to Remus J. Lupin,
The last real Marauder,
Who was not just a wonderful father,
An incredible husband and a brave hero,
As well as a freaking awesome werewolf,

In Remembrance to Nymphadora Tonks,
Who died for the greater good,
And would probably hex me for calling her Nymphadora,

In Remembrance to Alastair 'Mad Eye' Moody,
Who's motto 'Constant Vigilance' kept him alive,
And scared the crap out of some kids too.

In Remembrance to Tom Marvolo Riddle, A.K.A Voldemort,
Who was pretty cool and cute when he was younger,
But who got his ass kicked thoroughly in the end,

In Remembrance to Albus Dumbledore,
Whose past and wisdom confused us,
Whose seeming betrayal shocked us,
But who actually turned out to be an okay guy in the end,
Despite the whole 'almost killing Harry' thing.

In Remembrance to Bellatrix Lestrange,
Because it was awesome how Molly Weasley got her with the Avada Kedavra,
She deserved everything she got and more,

In Remembrance to Colin Creevey,
Who we really didn't know too well,
But took a lot of pictures and died fighting in the war,
So he must've done something good...
Besides stalking Harry,

In Remembrance to Hedwig,
Harry's first real friend,
Who lived and died soaring.


DADDY

'At age 8, your dad buys you an ice cream. You thanked him by dripping
it all over his lap.

When you were 9 years old, he paid for piano lessons. You thanked him
by never even bothering to practice.

When you were 10 years old he drove you all day, from soccer to
football to one birthday party after another. You thanked him by
jumping out of the car and never looking back.

When you were 11 years old, he took you and your friends to
the movies. You thanked him by asking to sit in a different row.

When you were 12 years old, he warned you not to watch
certain TV shows. You thanked him by waiting until he left the house.

When you were 13, he suggested a haircut that was in fashion.
You thanked him by telling him he had no taste.

When you were 14, he paid for a month away at summer camp.
You thanked him by forgetting to write a single letter.

When you were 15, he came home from work, looking for a hug.
You thanked him by having your bedroom door locked.

When you were 16, he taught you how to drive his car. You
thanked him by taking it every chance you could.

When you were 17, he was expecting an important call. You thanked him
by being on the phone all night.

When you were 18, he cried at your high school graduation. You thanked
him by staying out partying until dawn.

When you were 19, he paid for your college tuition, drove you to campus
carried your bags. You thanked him by saying good-bye outside the dorm
so you wouldn't be embarrassed in front of your friends.

When you were 25, he helped to pay for your wedding, and he told you
how deep he loved you. You thanked him by moving halfway across the
country.

When you were 50, he fell ill and needed you to take care of him . You
thanked him by reading about the burden parents become to their
children.

And then, one day, he quietly died. And everything you never did came
crashing down like thunder on YOUR HEART.

If you love your dad, post this on your profile.


Antidaephobia: The fear that somewhere, somehow, a duck is watching your every move.


:W e W e r e G i v e n T w o H a n d s T o H o l d:

:T w o L e g s T o W a l k:

:T w o E y e s T o S e e:

:T w o E a r s T o L i s t e n:

:B u t W h y O n l y O n e H e a r t ?:

:B e c a u s e T h e O t h e r O n e:

:W a s G i v e n T o S o m e o n e F o r U s T o F i n d:


The spaces between our fingers were created so another person's can fill them.

I'm gonna smile like nothing's wrong, talk like everything's perfect, act like it's all a dream, and pretend it's not hurting me.

Sticker from facebook: I did not hit you, I simply high-fived your face!

Isn't it ironic? We IGNORE those who ADORE US, adore who ignore us, HURT those who LOVE us, and LOVE those who hurt us...weird...

You know you really love someone when you don't hate them for breaking your heart.

Sticker from facebook: It's a lot easier to say you don't care than to admit you're hurt.


I'm not perfect.

I'll annoy you,

tick you off,

say stupid things and

then, sometimes,

I'll take them back.

But put that all aside,

and you'll never find a girl

that cares and loves you

more than me.


ASKING FOR A TWO-LINE RHYME
WITH THE MOST ROMANTIC FIRST LINE,
AND THE LEAST ROMANTIC SECOND LINE:

1. My darling, my lover, my beautiful wife:
Marrying you has screwed up my life.

2. I see your face when I am dreaming.
That's why I always wake up screaming.

3. Kind, intelligent, loving and hot;
This describes everything you are not.

4. Love may be beautiful, love may be bliss,
But I only slept with you 'cause I was pissed.

5. I thought that I could love no other
-- that is until I met your brother.

6. Roses are red, violets are blue, sugar is sweet, and so are you.
But the roses are wilting, the violets are dead, the sugar bowl's
empty and so is your head.

7. I want to feel your sweet embrace;
But don't take that paper bag off your face.

8. I love your smile, your face, and your eyes
Damn, I'm good at telling lies!

9. My love, you take my breath away.
What have you stepped in to smell this way?

10. My feelings for you no words can tell,
Except for maybe 'Go to hell.'

11. What inspired this amorous rhyme?
Two parts vodka, one part lime.


DORMITORY:
When you rearrange the letters:
DIRTY ROOM

ASTRONOMER:
When you rearrange the letters:
MOON STARER

DESPERATION:
When you rearrange the letters:
A ROPE ENDS IT

THE EYES:
When you rearrange the letters:
THEY SEE

GEORGE BUSH:
When you rearrange the letters:
HE BUGS GORE

THE MORSE CODE :
When you rearrange the letters:
HERE COME DOTS

SLOT MACHINES:
When you rearrange the letters:
CASH LOST IN ME

ELECTION - RESULTS:
When you rearrange the letters:
LIES - LET'S RECOUNT

SNOOZE ALARMS:
When you rearrange the letters:
ALAS! NO MORE Z 'S

A DECIMAL POINT:
When you rearrange the letters:
I'M A DOT IN PLACE

THE EARTHQUAKES:
When you rearrange the letters:
THAT QUEER SHAKE

ELEVEN PLUS TWO:
When you rearrange the letters:
TWELVE PLUS ONE


Her dad was a drunk
Her mom was an addict
Her parents kept her
Locked in an attic
Her only friend
was a little toy bear
It was old and worn out
And had patches of hair

She always talked to it
When no one's around
She lays there and hugs it
Not a peep of sound

Until her parents
unlock the door
Some more and more pain
She'll have to endure

A bruise on her leg
A scar on her face
Why would she be
In such a horrible place?

But she grabs her bear
And softly cries
She loves her parents
But they want her to die

She sits in the corner
Quiet but thinking,
"Please God, why is
My life always sinking? "

Such a bad life
For a sad little kid
She'd get beaten and beaten
For anything she did

Then one night
Her mom came home high
And the poor child was beaten
As hours went by

Then her mom suddenly
Grabbed for a blade
It was sharp and pointy
One that she made

She thrust the blade
Right in her chest,
"You deserve to die
You worthless pest!"

The mom walked out
Leaving the girl slowly dying
She grabbed her bear
And again started crying

Police showed up
At the small little house
Then quickly barged in
Everything quiet as a mouse

One officer slowly
Opened a door
To find the little girl
Lying on the floor

It must have been bad
To go through so much harm
But at least she died
With her best friend in her arms

If you're against child abuse, re-post this


For people that hate stereotypes: If you think people should just shut up and stop, put this on your profile. (BOLD the ones you are.)
I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic.
I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists
I'm a GIRL, so I MUST be WEAK.
I'm a NEGRO so I MUST carry a gun.
I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a ditz
I'm JAMAICAN so I MUST smoke weed.
I live in the COUNTRY, so I MUST live on a farm.
I'm HAITIAN so I MUST eat cat.
I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be sexy.
I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS.
I'm a LESBIAN, so I MUST have a sex-tape.
I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist.
I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch.
I'm a GAY RIGHTS SUPPORTER, so I WILL go to hell.
I'm a CHRISTAN, so I MUST think gay people should go to hell.
I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat.
I'm ATHEIST so I MUST hate the world.
I don't have a RELIGION, so I MUST be evil and have no morals
I'm REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people.
I'm DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible.
I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay.
I TAKE (or used to take) ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants.
I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem.
I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenient store.
I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage.
I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore...
I'm a DANCER, So I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore
I wear SKIRTS a lot, so I MUST be a slut.
I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs.
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob.
I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth or emo.
I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend.
I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars.
I'm NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy.
I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking whore.
I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible slut.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals
I'm ITALIAN, so I must have a "big one".
I'm EGYPTIAN, so I must be a TERRORIST!
I'm PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virgin.
I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life.
I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention
I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS so I MUST be looking for attention.
I'm INTO THEATER & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual.
I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be fucking them all.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GIRLS WHO ARE FRIENDS, so I MUST be a player.
I have Big (ish) BOOBS, so I MUST be a hoe.
I'm COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer.
I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser.
I'm RUSSIAN, so I MUST be cool and thats how Russians roll.
I'm GERMAN, so I must be a Nazi.
I hang out with GAYS, so i must be GAY TOO
I'm BRAZILIAN, so I MUST have a BIG BUTT.
I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be conceited
I'm SALVADORIAN, so I MUST be in MS 13
I'm POLISH, so I MUST be greedy
I'm HAWAIIAN so I MUST be lazy
I'm PERUVIAN, so I MUST like llamas
I'm a STONER so I MUST be going in the wrong direction
I'm a VIRGIN so I MUST be prude
I'm STRAIGHT EDGE so I must be violent.
I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly.. or crazy.
I'm BLACK so I MUST love fried chicken and kool-aid.
I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat.
I'm SINGLE so I MUST be ugly.
I'm a SKATER so I must do weed and steal stuff
I'm a PUNK so I must only wear black and date only other punks
I'm ASIAN so I must be a NERD that does HOMEWORK 24/7
I'm CHRISTIAN so I MUST hate homosexuals.
I'm MIXED so I must be screwed up.
I'm a FEMALE, so I MUST not SWEAR.
I'm MUSLIM so I MUST be a terrorist.
I'm in BAND, so I MUST be a dork.
I'm BLACK so I MUST believe JESUS WUZ A BROTHA
I'm MORMON so I MUST be perfect
I'm WHITE and have black friends so I MUST think I'm black
I'm GOTH so I MUST worship the devil (So I’ve been told)
I'm HISPANIC, so I MUST be dirty.
I'm NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser.
I'm OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST have a problem with self control (Half the people in this universe are overweight. The other half are either lucky, or idiots who don't eat enough and therefore get anorexia and bulimia. So SHOVE OFF!!!!)
I'm PREPPY, so I MUST shun those who don't wear Abercrombie & Hollister.
I'm on a DANCE team, so I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.
I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive.
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob
I'm MEXICAN, so I MUST have hopped the border.
I GOT A CAR FOR MY BIRTHDAY, so I MUST be a spoiled brat.
I'm BLACK, so I MUST love watermelon
I'm BI, so I MUST think every person I see is hot.
I'm an ASIAN GUY, so I MUST have a small penis.
I'm a GUY CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be gay.
I'm a PREP, so I MUST be rich.
I don't like the SUN so I MUST be an albino.
I have a lot of FRIENDS, so I MUST love to drink and party.
I wear tight PANTS and I'm a guy, so I MUST be emo.
I couldn't hurt a FLY, So I MUST be a pussy.
I support GAY RIGHTS, so I MUST fit in with everyone.
I hang out with teenage drinkers and smokers, so I MUST smoke and drink too.
I have ARTISTIC TALENT, so I MUST think little of those who don't.
I don't like to be in a BIG GROUP, so I MUST be anti-social.
I have a DIFFERENT sense of HUMOR, so I MUST be crazy.
I tell people OFF, so I MUST be an over controlling bitch.
My hair gets GREASY a lot, so I MUST have no hygiene skills.
I'm DEFENSIVE, so I MUST be over controlling and a bitch.
I'm a NUDIST, so I MUST want everyone to see my boobs.
I read Comics, so I MUST be a loser.
I hang out with a FORMER PROSTITUTE.. So I MUST be a whore myself
I'm TEXAN so I MUST ride a horse
I’m a GOTH, so I MUST be a Satanist
I’m a CROSSDRESSER, so I must be homosexual.
I draw ANIME so I MUST be a freak.
I am a FANGIRL so I MUST be a crazy, obsessed stalker.
I WATCH PORN so I MUST be perverted.
I'm an ONLY CHILD so I MUST be spoiled.
I'm INTELLIGENT so I MUST be weak.
I am AMERICAN so I MUST be obese, loud-mouthed and arrogant
I'm WELSH so I MUST love sheep
I’m a YOUNG WRITER, so I MUST be emo.
I’m CANADIAN, so I MUST talk with a funny accent. (Hey! I resent that!)
I'm a GUY, so I MUST ditch my pregnant girlfriend.
I'm CANADIAN, so I MUST love hockey and beavers. (Um, hello? Completely non-sports orientated girl here? What do YOU think?)
I'm DISABLED, so I MUST be on Welfare
I'm a FEMINIST, so I MUST have a problem with sexuality and I want to castrate every man on the earth.
I'm a TEENAGER, so I MUST have a STEREOTYPE.
I WEAR A BIG SUNHAT when I go outside, so I MUST be stupid.
I like BLOOD, so I must be a VAMPIRE.
I'm an ALBINO, so I MUST be an evil person with mental abilities and is A MURDERER!
I'm ENGLISH, so I MUST speak with either a cockney or a posh accent, love tea and cricket, and have bad teeth.
I’m WHITE, so I MUST be responsible for everything going wrong on the planet: past, present, and future. (Hey! I resent that too!)
I don't like YAOI or YURI, so I must be a HOMOPHOBE
I’m not the most POPULAR person in school, so I MUST be a loser
I care about the ENVIRONMENT...I MUST be a tree hugging hippy
I have a FAN CHARACTER, so I MUST be an annoying Mary-sue.
I CHAT, I MUST be having cyber sex.
I'm PAGAN so I MUST sacrifice babies and drink the blood of virgins
I'm PAGAN so I MUST worship Satan
I'm CONSERVATIVE, so I MUST be against Abortion
I'm SWEDISH so I MUST be a tall blond blue-eyed lesbian.
I'm a LESBIAN so I MUST want to get with every single girl that I see.
I like CARTOONS, so I MUST be IRRESPONSIBLE.
I like READING, so I MUST be a LONER.
I have my OWN spiritual ideology; therefore I MUST be WRONG or MISGUIDED.
I am WICCAN, so I MUST be a SATANIST.
I DISAGREE with my government, so I MUST be a TERRORIST.
I am a WITCH, so I MUST be an OLD HAG and fly on a broomstick.
I love YAOI, so I MUST be GAY.
I'm a PERSON, so I MUST be LABELED
I DON'T CURSE(that much), so I MUST be an outcast
I wear BLACK nailpolish, so I MUST be EMO, GOTH, or PUNK
I like GAMES, ANIME and COMICS, so I MUST be childish
I'm SWEDISH, therefore I MUST be WHITE.
I SPOT GRAMMATICAL ERRORS, so I MUST be a pedantic bastard.
I'm GOTHIC, so I MUST be mean.
I’m STRONG so I MUST be stupid.
I'm Australian so I MUST hunt crocodiles and talk to kangaroo’s
I go to RENFAIRES, so I MUST talk weird, be a loser, and not be up with the times
I’m GAY so I’m after EVERY straight guy around.
I'm NOT CHRISTIAN so I MUST just need converting
I love marching band, so I MUST be a friendless freak.
I DRINK and SMOKE, so I MUST have no life.
I am friends with a CUTTER, so I MUST be a CUTTER too.
I am an HONOR STUDENT, so I MUST be a NERD.
I CRY EASILY, so I MUST be a wimp.
I CAN'T HELP POINTING OUT MISTAKES so I MUST be an over-controlling perfectionist.
I'm a PERFECTIONIST so I MUST check everything ten times, them burst into tears at one mistake.
I'm a BURNETTE so I MUST think I'm better then redheads, blondes, and other dark haired people.
I DON"T LIKE to talk about my personal life so I MUST be having problems
I don't like to be in a BIG GROUP, so I MUST be anti-social.


A guy enters a public library to ask about a job there. The chief librarian checks his references, and then starts with the oral test.
"In the case a fire in the library, which books would you save first?"
"The ones closest to the exit."


Put an X if you have done these things

X You've run into a glass/screen door.

You have jumped out of a moving vehicle

X You have thought of something funny and laughed, then people gave you weird looks.
X You have run into a tree/bush.

X You know that it IS possible to lick your elbow

X You have tried to lick your elbow

X You never knew that the Alphabet and Twinkle , Twinkle Little _Star have the same tune.
X You just tried to sing them

X You have tripped on your shoelace and fallen.

You have accidentally caught something on fire

You tried to drink out of a straw, but it went into your nose/eyes.

X You have caught yourself drooling.

You have fallen asleep in class and started to talk/drool, or snore.

X Sometimes you just stop thinking.
X You are telling a story and forget what you were talking about. People often shake their heads and walk away from you.

You are often told to use your 'inside voice'.
You use your fingers to do simple math.

You have eaten a bug

X You are taking this test when you should be doing something more important.

X You have put your clothes on backwards or inside out, and didn't realize it.

X You've looked all over for something and realized it was in your hand.

You’ve ever stapled your hand
You break a lot of things.

Your friends know not to use big words around you.
You tilt your head when you're confused.

X You have fallen out of your chair before.

X When you're lying in bed, you try to find pictures in the texture of the ceiling.

X The word 'um' is used many times a day


50 WAYS TO ANNOY VLAD

1. Every time he begins an evil laugh, hum "If you're happy and you know it clap your hands"
2. Constantly perform ancient rituals in his library, when he asks what's going on, you tell him that you were trying to get rid of "Evil spirits" and give him a reproving glare.
3. Hide cardboard cut-outs of Danny in his closet.
4. Randomly sign him up for boy scouts.
5. Criticize him for his vampire fangs
6. Walk around in a sheet and scream "OOOOoooo!"
7. Constantly give him new cosmetics to get ride of his "blue complexion"
8. Call him “the Vladstier” or "V man".
9. Make his cell phone ring tone The DP theme
10. Every time he switches to ghost mode, scream out "Oh are you gonna go ghost? Oh say it! Go ghost!!"
11. Remind him to get a cat.
12. Ask him why he doesn't have a theme song.
13. Because he doesn't have a theme song, you write your own, and they are entitled "This is the Dawning of the Age of Plasmius," "Twinkle, Twinkle little Vlad," and "Vlad Will Survive"
14. Poke him in the stomach... HARD. When he asks you you're reason for doing this, you tell him that you were trying to make him “go ghost”.
15. Beg him to take you to Disney World so you can meet Mickey Mouse.
16. Get Edna Mode to come in and criticize him about his cape, and then have her redesign a costume for him.
17. Tell him he needs a "really keen emblem just like Danny Phantom's." Force him to wear one that says "VP"
18. Ask him to duplicate himself so you can play hide and seek.
19. Ask him to duplicate himself so you can play Marco Polo.
20. Bug him about his evil plots. To no end. (Particularly the one involving the Fright Knight, the Crown of Fire, and the Fenton Ecto-Suit...)
21. Find out when his birthday is and anonymously send him a cat. Make sure he never finds out it was you.
22. Rub it in that Danny is the future ruler.
23. Force him to go ghost and give you a piggy back ride or you'll shove him in your thermos.
24. Put a ghost alarm in his house so whenever he walks in a really loud annoying alarm comes on.
25. Go in his house and wander around the halls and when he asks what you’re doing say “going ghost!” and then pretend to fly away.
26. Completely make over his green and gold Packers color scheme.
27. Rent a room in his castle to the Box Ghost. Rent another room to Klemper.
28. Claim You bought the Green Bay Packers. Say you wore the city down to make them sell.
29. Constantly ask him why he shoots pink beams.
30. Get Sam and Tucker to follow him around the castle and "bother" him, Potter Puppet Pals style.
31. Hire the same idiots Vlad hired in Million Dollar Ghost and anonymously put a bounty on his head.
32. Record an answering machine message on his answering machine saying:

a) "Hello, you have reached the idiot ghost who believes he will rule the world. He's a little delusional right now, while coming up with his next evil scheme. Leave a message after the beep!”
or:
b) "Hello, you've reached Vlad Plasmius. He is not here right now, because he is currently occupied curling his ghostly hair and searching for his lost blankie. Leave a message after the beep!"

33. Get him a parrot and have it lecture him on proper villain lingo. Namely: "No cookie expletives!"
34. Call him a "seriously crazed-up fruit loop"
35. Ask him to help you with the scrapbook your making that depicts all of his greatest failures.
36. Give him a battle cry and bug him constantly until he says it, then squeal.
37. Put his costume in the washer along with the brightest red sock with the cheapest dye job you can find. Blame it on Youngblood when he finds out.
38. Doodle on his Ray Nitschke football.
39. Steal Danny's Thermos, and use it as a Time-out device.
40. Make his castle a pretty pink princess one.
41. Cut off his ponytail.
42. Replace his cape with a bed sheet that has:

a) Hello Kitty
b)Disney Princesses
c) The Mickey Mouse Head
d)The Nick Logo (The one at the bottom right of the screen)
e) Danny's Face
f) Cheese

43. Send him multiple invitations to the Box Ghost and the Lunch Lady's wedding.
44. Ask him a dumb question like this... "In The Ultimate Enemy, when you told Danny some things are better left unsaid and we see that the Evil Danny kills Danny Fenton...is that considered a murder or suicide?"
45. Suck him into the Fenton Thermos and continually bang it against a hard, concrete wall.
46. Put your finger in his face and say, "I’m...not...touching you! I’m...not...touching you!"
47. Put jack's face ALL OVER his house on EVERYTHING, even on his football stuff.
48. Follow him around ask every other second: "Where ya going?"
49. Whenever he goes ghost get in a really stupid costume and drag him door to door Trick-or-Treating.
50. “Borrow” his cape and jump around acting like The Superhero Danny Phantom counter part.


50 WAYS TO ANNOY EVIL DAN PHANTOM

1. Put his hair out.
2. Shake the Fenton Thermos he's in the same manner you would when making a milkshake--shaken, not stirred.
3. Ask him of he has an evil bug in his butt.
4. Make comments about how much he is like his “cheese-head archenemy”
5. Constantly ask him why it took him so long to get past the ghost shield and into Amity Park.
6. Tell him that you’re his best friend and hug him.
7. Remind him often of how he was so much cuter back when he still had his human half.
8. Tell him that his face is gonna freeze like that if he keeps it up. Oh, too late.
9. Sharpie out his emblem.
10. Laugh when his ghost sense goes off.
11. Grab his forked tongue when it comes out and hang onto it.
12. Any time he walks into a building, hit the fire alarm.
13. Before he can take off, grab the end of his cape so he falls down.
14. Imitate his seriously awesome fork tongue hisssssssssss
15. Admonish him for being so stupid as to not notice a gigantic purple football floating in the middle of the Ghost Zone.
16. Give him breath mints. He obviously needs them.
17. Take a fire extinguisher to his head then treat him for third degree burns.
18. SHAVE THE MULLET!
19. Ask him if he can cut apples with his ears.
20. Get him to open juice cartons with his teeth.
21. Force him to sing at your Christmas karaoke party.
22. Set the Boooomerang to his energy signature.
23. Chant his name every time you see him. When he finally asks why, say it’s because it makes Ember's hair bigger, so why not yours?
24. Remind him of Tucker's horrid singing by having Tucker sing "Strange Fire" for him.
25. Jerry Springer special: "I had my human half removed!"
26. Tell him a billion times a day that he got beaten by his “weaker” self
27. Accuse him of being a rip off of Danny
28. Tell him that the emblem looks stupid on him.
29. Make him relive his childhood by forcing him to watch Danny Phantom episodes over and over.
30. Make (evil) Dan and (good) Danny dolls, then have Danny beat the crud out of the Dan doll.
31. Every time he does or says something, ask him "Why?" and "How does that make you feel?"
32. Constantly poke him in the back to see if he'll "hole" your arm through.
33. Tell Valerie where he lives.
34. Mock his teeny little goatee.
35. Roast marshmallows over his head. And maybe hot dogs if you can stay near him long enough.
36. Ask him where he gets the asbestos scrunchies for his ponytail.
37. Leave Valerie a message (in Dan's voice) asking her out on a date.
38. Sneak up behind him and scream like a fangirl: right in his pointy ears!
39. Record something like "I am a ghost, fear me" or "I am evil, hear me roar" and play it every time he starts to speak.
40. Call him at very late, random times in the night to ask very complicated questions.
41. Tape a neon sign to his head that reads: EVIL!
42. Get him a cat.
43. Place a sign near where he lives that reads: “Beware of evil ghost”
44. Ask what he did to the poor snake whose tongue he ripped off.
45. Bring in Edna Mode. "NO CAPES!!"
46. File off his fangs when he isn't paying attention. He'll be talking with a lisp for a good while.
47. Tell him he needs to see a chiropractor about his neck
48. Tickle him.
49. Wash his suit with red clothes.

50. When he walks in a room full of people shout: "Oh my gosh it’s Dan Phantom! We’re all gonna die!" and get everyone screaming before shouting "Oh wait, he got beaten by a 14 year old boy!" Then have everyone laugh at him.


YOUR GUY SIDE: (the things in bold is what i chose)

You love hoodies.
You love jeans.
Dogs are better than cats (not an animal person)
It's hilarious when people get hurt. (isn't it always)
You've played with/against boys on a team.
Shopping is torture.
Sad movies suck (they just end up depressing me :(
You own/ed an X-Box.
Played with Hotwheel cars as a kid.
At some point in time you wanted to be a firefighter.
You own/ed a DS, PS2 or Sega. (still do :D)
You used to be obsessed with Power Rangers. (I still am XD But only the older seasons. Not the new ones so much)
You watch sports on TV.
Gory movies are cool.
You go to your dad for advice.
You own like a trillion baseball caps.
You like going to high school football games.
You used to/do collect football/baseball cards.
Baggy pants are cool to wear.
It's kinda weird to have sleepovers with a bunch of people.
Green, black, red, blue, or silver are one of your favorite colors. (Black. Duh)
You love to go crazy and not care what people think.
Sports are fun
Talk with food in your mouth.
Sleep with your socks on at night

TOTAL: 14

YOUR GIRL SIDE:

You wear lip gloss/stick.
You love to shop.
You wear eyeliner.
You wear the color pink.
Go to your mom for advice.
You consider cheerleading a sport.
You hate wearing the color black.
You like hanging out at the mall.
You like getting manicures and/or pedicures.
You like wearing jewelry.
Skirts are a big part of your wardrobe.
Shopping is one of your favorite hobbies.
You don't like the movie Star Wars.
You were in gymnastics/dance?

It takes you around/ more one hour to shower, get dressed, and make-up.
You smile a lot more than you should.
You have more than 10 pairs of shoes.
You care about what you look like.
You like wearing dresses when you can.
You like wearing body spray/perfume/cologne.
You love the movies.
Used to play with dolls as little kid.
Like putting make-up on someone else for the joy/joke of it.
Like being the star of every thing

Total: 8


Your One and Only Wish

Do it one by one, don't look ahead!

1. write the name of a person of the opposite sex.

2. which is your favorite color out of red, black, blue, and green.

3. your first initial?

4. your month of birth?

5. which color do you like more, black or white?

6. Name of a person of the same sex as yours.

7. your favorite number?

8. do you like California of Florida more?

9. do you like the lake or ocean more?

10. Write down a wish (a realistic one.)

are you done?

If so, scroll down

(Don't cheat--)

The Answers

1. You are completely in love with this person.

2. If you choose:

Red: You are alert and you life is full of love.

Black: You are conservative and aggressive.

Green: Your soul is relaxed and you are laid back.

Blue: you are spontaneous and love kisses and affection from the one you love.

Yellow: You are a very happy person and give good advice to those who are down.

3. If you're initial is:

A-K: You have a lot of love and friendships in your life.

L-R: You try to enjoy life to the maximum and you love life is soon to blossom

S-Z: You like to help others and your future love life looks very good.

4. If You were born in:

Jan-Mar: The year will for very well for you and you will discover the you fall in love with someone totally unexpected.

Apr-June: you will have a strong love relationship that will no long but the memories will last forever

July-Sept: You will have a great year and will experience a major life changing experience for the good.

Oct-Dec: Your love life will not be too great, but eventually you will find your soul mate.

5. If you choose...

Black: your life will take on a different direction; it will seem hard at the time but will be the best thing for you and you will be glad for the change.

white: You will have a friend who completely confides in ykou and would do anything for you but you may not realize it.

6. This person is your best friend.

7. This is how many close friends you have in a lifetime.

8. If you choose...

California: You like adventure.

Florida: You are a laidback person.

9. If you choose...

Lake: You are loyal to you friends and you love. And you are very reserved.

Ocean: You are spontaneous and like to please people.

10. This wish will come true only if you Re-post this bulletin in one hours and it will come true before your next birthday!


Quick, pick 12 random Danny Phantom characters!

1) Maddie

2) Lancer

3) Skulker

4) Danny

5) Sam

6) Tucker

7) Vlad

8) Harriet

9) Lance Thunder

10) Paulina

11) Clockwork

12) Dash

1) Have you ever read a six/eleven fanfic before?

No, and I personally hope I never will.

2) Do you think four is hot? How hot?

YES HE'S HOT!!!! He's in the middle of the sun HOT! (Don't tell Sam I said that though.)

3) What would happen if twelve and eight started going out?

EWWWWWW. Dash and an older woman?!?! GROSS!!!!

4) Do you recall any fics about nine?

Yeah. Interview with the Phantom. It's pretty good.

5) Would two and six make a good couple?

AHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!! Bad visual!!!! Bad visual!!!! AHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

6) Five/Nine or five/ten?

GROSS!!!!! GROSS! GROSS! GROSS!!!!!!!!!!

7) What would happen if seven walked in on two and eight kissing?

Harriet: Mr. Lancer, I never knew you were such a devil.

Lancer: My dear Harriet, there is little you know about me.

Vlad: What the - Harriet, what are you doing with that overweight, underpaid high school teacher, IN MY MANSION?!?!?!

8) Make up a summary of a three/ten fanfic.

Skulker kidnaps Paulina in order to lure Danny into a trap.

9) Is there any thing as one/eight fluff?

MADDIE AND HARRIET?!?!?!? AHHHH, NIGHTMARES AWAIT ME!!!!!!

10) Suggest a title for a five and four hurt/comfort fic?

For Sam and Danny? Ah the possibilities you've opened up. Okay, what about, 'You Could Never Be Like Him'?

11) What might five scream at a great moment of passion?

IT'S NOT GARBAGE!

12)If you wrote a one/six/twelve fic, what would the warning be?

Maddie, Tucker, and Dash... Hm... WARNING: CONTAINS SCENES OF A PARENT AND BEST FRIEND BEATING UP ON THEIR SON/BEST FRIEND'S FREQUENT BULLY.

13) What would be a good pick up line for ten to use on two?

Oh god, that's just WRONG people. That's just WRONG. And anyways, I don't do pick up lines.

14) What's a song that would describe number five's feelings towards number six?

I dunno... Some sort of friendship based one?

15) The end! By the way, I set you up on a date with four!

Really?!?!? Wait, ghost Danny, or human Danny? Not that I really care. I just wanna know if we can go for a flight...


I am the girl ... that does go to school dances, and when I do go, I sit in a corner and read a book or write. I am the girl that people look through when I say something. I am the girl that spends most of her free time reading, writing, or doing other activities that most teenagers wouldn't call normal. I am the girl that people call weird, and a freak either behind my back or to my face. I am the girl that doesn't spend all her time on My Space, or talking to a girlfriend on a cellphone or a regular phone. I am the girl that hasn't been asked out in a year. I am the girl that has stopped to smell the flowers and jump and splash in the rain.

But I am also the girl who knows and is proud to be who she is, doesn't care if people call her weird, who loves reading and writing and doing the things that no one seems to have the time to do any more, who can express herself better with words, and knows the importance of the little things.

Copy and Paste this onto your account, and add your name to the list, if you are anything like me, so the girls who are different and unique can know in their weakest times that they are unique, but not alone.

PrettyFanGirl, Truth Be Told 13, DEFiiANCE, Angel of Apathy, Vic Taylor, Brokenwolf13, Bookworm700, Sparteen, GothicShadowPhantom, PsychoticNari, KP100, EmberMclain13, GhostDog401, Turkeyhead987, Mary Penelope


The Girl you just called fat? She has been starving herself & has lost over 30lbs. The Boy you just called stupid? He has a learning disability & studies over 4hrs a night.The Girl you just called ugly? She spends hours putting makeup on hoping people will like her. The Boy you just tripped? He is abused enough at home. There's a lot more to people than you think. Copy and paste this if you're against bullying.


You know you're a Phantom-holic if...

You can pick a random spot in an episode and know what's going on.

You can watch every episode until some crazy time like 3 in the morning then get up at 7 and watch them all over again.

You write fanfictions on the series.

You try to get all of your friends (and everybody else in the entire world) to watch it.

Everything reminds you of the series.

You quote random lines all the time.

You try to do things that the characters can do, even though you know you can't. (like, um, trying to go ghost)

You've gottten incredibly bored in class, and debated on doing something you favorite character can do to escape the class. (you*rasies hand* teacher: what? you:can I please go to the bathroom?)

You've watched an episode more than five times (for me, I can outnumber that by...yah i cant really tell you...yah, that many times)

You've watched the whole series more than three times in two days.

You've planned and prepared(unfortunately, I cant prepare) a seige on Butch's house for cancelling the series.

You hate it when someone calls your favorite character fictional.

You blatantly deny it when someone calls a character fictional. (seriously, Danny is voiced by somebody, making him real!)

You've found yourself trying to impersonate a character. (for me, its anybody and everybody, especially box ghost. example: mom: *asks me to do something* me: NEVER!)


New Pledge of Allegiance.

Since the Pledge of Allegiance and the Lord's Prayer are not allowed in most public schools anymore because the word "God" is mentioned... A kid in Arizona wrote this...

NEW School Prayer:

Now I sit me down is school
where praying is against the rule.
For this great nation under God
finds mention of Him very odd.
If Scripture now the class recites,
it violates the Bill of Rights.
And anytime my head I bow
becomes a Federal matter now.
Our hair can be purple, orange, or green,
that's no offense; it's a freedom scene.
The law is specific, the law is precise.
Prayers spoken aloud are a serious vice.
For praying in a public hall
might offend someone with no faith at all.
In silence alone we must meditate,
God's name is prohibited by the state.
We're allowed to cuss and dress like freaks,
and pierce our noses, tongues, and cheeks...
They've outlawed guns, but FIRST the Bible,
to quote the Good Book makes me liable.
We can elect a pregnant Senior Queen,
and the 'unwed daddy' our Senior King.
It's 'inappropriate' to teach right from wrong,
we're taught that such 'judgements' do not belong.
We can get our condoms and birth controls,
study witchcraft, vampires, and totem poles.
But the Ten Commandments are not allowed,
no word of God must reach the crowd.
It's scary here I must confess,
when chaos reings the school's a mess.
So, Lord, this silent plea I make:
Should I be shot; My soul please take!
Amen.

If you aren't ashamed to do this,
Please pass this on.
Jesus said,

"If you are ashamed of me, I will be ashamed of you before my Father."


And now lets see how many stupid things I've done!!

1. Forgot to put the lid on the blender, turned it on, and had everything fly out
2. Gotten your head stuck between the stair rails
3. Broken a chair by leaning back in it
4. Had gum fall out of your mouth while you were talking
5. Choked on your own spit while you were talking
6. Had people tell you that you are blonde when you're not/or had had people tell you that your blonde highlights are going to your head
7. Been caught staring at your crush by your crush him/herself
8. Have looked for something for at least 10 min then realized it was in your hand
9. Tried to push open a door that said pull
10. Tried to pull open a door that said push
11. Have actually believed someone when they said that they knew how to make a love potion
12. Have hit yourself in the process of trying to hit something else
13. Have tripped and fallen UP the stairs
14. Have actually exploded marshmallows in the microwave
15. Have gotten gum stuck in your hair (You know, it's funny when it happens to somebody else, but when it happens to you...yeah...)
16. Had gum fall out of your mouth while trying to blow a bubble
17. Have had the juice from a mini tomato squirt out and hit somebody else when you bit into it (nope, but I have done that with an orange! :D)
18. Have had your drink come out your nose because you were laughing so hard
19. Have called one of your good friends by the wrong name(Yep! And unfortunately for her, it was my younger bro's name...)
20. Have skinned your toe because you were playing soccer or kickball with flip flops on or you were barefoot
21. Have put a sticker on your forehead, forgot it was there, and went out in public with it on
22. Have fallen out of a moving vehicle (golf cart)
23. Have run into a closed door
24. Have almost shot someone with a real gun while trying to shoot something else
25. Searched for your cell phone while you were talking on it
26. It has taken you longer than 5 min to get a joke
27. Have gotten your hair stuck in a blow dryer
28. Have gotten your hair stuck in a fan
29. Tripped on a crack in the sidewalk
30. Said o'clock after saying how many min after the hour, example: 5:30 o'clock, or 6:15 o'clock
31. After someone told you that there was gum on the ground, you stepped in it
32. Put on a white shirt even though you already knew it was raining outside
33. Have ever walked up to a stranger because you thought they were someone else
34. Ever been kicked out of a grocery store/off their property
35. Touched the stove, the curling iron, a hot pan, etc on purpose even though you knew it was hot
36. Picked out your change of clothes, took off the ones you had on and then accidentally put the old clothes back on
37. Wondered why something wasn't working then realized it wasn't plugged in
38. Put the cereal in the fridge, or put the milk in the cupboard
39. Walked into a pole
40. Wore two different earrings or shoes by accident
41. Put your shirt on backwards/inside-out without realizing it then left your house
42. Tried to take a picture of your/someone's eye with the flash on
43. Gotten a ring stuck on your finger because you put it on even though you knew it was too small
44. Walked out of the bathroom with toilet paper stuck to your shoe without realizing it (This happened once. It was horrible. A complete stranger pointed it out...At least she told me instead of just laughing. I mean, she may have laughed, but she still told me! *thanks world for nice people*)
45. Went to go do something/go get something, then when you got there forgot what is was that you were going to do.
46. Picked up someone else's drink and drank out of it by accident when your drink was right next to it
47. Fallen out of your chair while trying to pick something up
48. Have poked yourself in the eye
49. Have gotten in the shower with your socks still on
50. Melted your hairbrush while blow drying your hair
51. Have done enough stupid things to make a test
52. Have accidentally stabbed yourself with a pencil
53. Have sung the wrong verse to a song without realizing it
54. Have given an odd answer to a question because you didn't hear the question in the first place and didn't feel like asking what it was.
55. Told someone you were the wrong age because you seriously forgot how old you were
56. Looked into an overhead light purposefully while it was on
57. Got up early and got ready for school/work/meeting, then realized that you didn't have school/work/meeting that day.
58. Have tripped on a cord after someone told you to watch out for it
60. Have ever laughed at a joke that no one else thought was funny or a movie
61. Done the Macarena to the electric slide or vice versa
62. Said funner, then had someone make fun of you for it (Can you say Funner? Yes. Therefore it is a word.)
63. Have repeated yourself at least twice in the same sentence
64. Brought up an inside joke with the wrong person
65. Didn't do the backside of an assignment because you thought that there wasn't one because you had already looked and forgot that there was another side
66. Did more work than you had to on an assignment because you didn't read the directions
67. Corrected someone's grammar/pronunciation then figured out that you were the one that was wrong
68. Put something in a special place so that you would remember where it was, then forgot where you put it
69. Put ice in your drink after the glass was full of liquid and had it splash out-
70. Told a lie then forgot what it was that you had said and got caught
71. When wearing goggles, you pulled them away from your face and let go so that they would come back and snap you in the face
72. Forgot to make sure that the lamp was off before you replaced the light bulb
73. Ran into a door jam
74. Told someone that you hardly ever do stupid things, then immediately did/said something stupid
75. Told someone to watch out for something, then you were the one that ran into it
76. Have purposely licked playground sand
77. Have purposely and repeatedly flicked yourself with a rubber band
78. Gotten so hyper that someone actually thought you were drunk when you weren't
79. Have been so hyper you actually scared people
80. Put duct tape on your body then pulled it off to see if it would pull your hairs out
81. Put duct tape on your hair/someone else's hair then pulled it off
82.Put a clothes pin/hair clip on your lip, figured out that it hurt, then did it again
83. Sat and wondered why men’s dress shirts have a loop on the back. ( I never thought about it until I saw this!)
84. Made up a code name for someone so that you could talk about them to someone else and no one else would know who you were talking about
85. Have gotten a hairbrush stuck in your hair
86. Used the straw to blow the straw wrapper at someone
87. Shaved your tongue because you thought your taste buds looked weird
88. When at a restaurant/cafeteria, you used your spoon to fling stuff at people
89. Have flung forks at people in a restaurant/cafeteria
90. Sucked on a cup and got a hickey from it.
91. As you were writing, you moved your head back and forth with your pen/pencil
92. Have drawn finger puppets on your fingers then named them
93. Have wrapped someone in a roll of toilet paper
94. Have used somebody else's toothbrush without even realizing it wasn't yours
95. Started telling a story and forget what you were talking about or what happened in the story
96. When you saw a ‘beware of dog’ sign, you told the owners to beware of the dogs not realizing they owned the dogs
97. You have spelled your own name wrong before
98. When lying in bed you look for pictures in the texture of the ceiling.
99. Have used your calculator as a form of communication in class.

100. Have popped a balloon in your mouth.


1. grab the nearest bok and turn to page 81 and find line 4:

She said, "What on earth gives?"

2. Stretch your left arm out as fas as you can, what can you touch?

Nothing. I'm too far away.

3.What was the last thing you watched on TV?

The Weather Channel (I was bored, OK?)

4. Without looking, guess what itime it is:

5:50 p.m.

5. Now look at the clock. What is the actual time:

5:42 p.m. (I was close!!)

6. With the exception of the computer what can you hear?

My parents and brother talking, pots and pans clanging together, my keyboard keys clacking, and someone walking and making the floor creak.

7. When did you last step ouside? What were you doing?

Yesterday. I had to go to the doctor's.

8. Before you started this survey, what did you look at?

Some chick name EmberMclain13's profile 'cause I wanted to look at her stories.

9. what are you wearing?

My jammies. WHY MUST YOU KNOW???

10. Did you dream last night?

I think so...

11. When did you last laugh?

Honey, I've laughed so much today, telling you when I last did it is impossible. Everything's blurry.

12. What is on the walls of the room your in?

Well, paint, a window, my dad's certificates, outlets, a light switch, a dart board, a bunch of holes thanks to the dart board, a CD shelf thingy, a drawing, my dad's bulletin board, another picture, and, yeah, that's pretty much it.

13. Seen anything weird lately?

Well, I just saw my brother!

14. What do you think of this quiz?

I think it's weird, and I have no idea why I'm bothering with it. Why am I bothering? CURSE YOU STUPID IRRATIONALNESS!!!

15. What was the last film you saw?

Um, Alpha and Omega. I like kids films.

16. If you became a multi-millionare over night what would you buy?

Books, an actual house, a horse, a stable, someone to teach me to ride the horse, a boat, and some stuff for my family and friends. Oh! And I'd pay Butch Hartman to start doing DP again.

17. Tell me something about yourself I don't know:

Who are you, anyway? If I don't know who you are, how am I supposed to know what you do and do not know? But, I guess you wouldn't know that I often kick, hit and/or punch people when I think they're being stupid, or even just when I feel like it.

18. If you could change one thing about the world regardless of guilt or politics, what would you do?

I'd get all the abused kids out of the places where they're being abused, and give all orphans a home.

19. George Bush:

How do you expect me to know anything about that dude? I'm a CANADIAN!

20. Imaging your first child is a girl. What would you call her?

Noel. I've been thinking about this a lot. Not sure why, but I have been.

21. Imagine your first child was a boy. What would you call him?

Um... um... um... Danny! There we go! Or Tucker. *grins evilly*

22. Would you ever consider living aboard?

First off, it's abroad, and yeah, a bit.


1. YOUR GANGSTA NAME: (first 3 letters of real name plus izzle): -Shaizzle-

2. YOUR DETECTIVE NAME: (fav color and fav animal):-Red Dragon-

3. YOUR STAR WARS NAME: (the first 3 letters of your last name, first 2 letters of your first name, last 3 letters of mom's maiden name):-Shury-

4. YOUR SUPERHERO NAME: (fav color, fav drink): -Red Chocolate Milk-

5. YOUR GOTH NAME: (black, and the name of one your pets): -Black Calico-

6. YOUR ROCK STAR NAME: (fav fruit, and something that can go wrong)- Nectarine Brother's Being Dumb-

7. YOUR PIRATE NAME: (fav color, pirate accessory): -Red Eye Patch-


Murphy's 15 Other Laws...

1. Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear
bright until you hear them speak.

2. A fine is a tax for doing wrong. A tax is a fine for doing well.

3. He who laughs last thinks slowest.

4. A day without sunshine is like. . . well, night.

5. Change is inevitable, except from a vending machine.

6. Those who live by the sword get shot by those who don't.

7. Nothing is foolproof to a sufficiently talented fool.

8. The 50-50-90 rule: Anytime you have a 50-50 chance of getting
something right, there's a 90 percent probability you'll get it wrong.

9. It is said that if you line up all the cars in the world end-to-end,
someone would be stupid enough to try to pass them.

10. If the shoe fits, get another one just like it.

11. The things that come to those who wait, may be the things left by
those who got there first.

12. Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Teach a man to fish
and he will sit in a boat all day drinking beer.

13. Flashlight: A case for holding dead batteries.

14. The shin bone is a device for finding furniture in the dark.

15. When you go into court, you are putting yourself in the hands of

twelve people who weren't smart enough to get out of jury duty.


Hello and welcome to the Mental Health Hot-line. If you are obsessive compulsive, press 1 repeatedly. If you are co-dependent ask someone to press 2 for you. If you have multiple personalities press 3, 4, 5, 6. If you are paranoid, we know what you are and what you want so stay on the line and we'll trace your call. If you are delusional press 7 and your call will be sent to the Mother Ship. If you are schizophrenic listen carefully and a small voice will tell you which number to press. If you are depressive, it doesn't matter which number you press, no one will answer you. If you are dislexic press 6, 9, 6, 9, 6, 9. If you have a nervous disorder fidget with the hatch key until the beep. After the beep, please wait for the beep. If you have short term memory loss, please try your call again later and if you have low self esteem, hang up; all our operators are too busy to talk to you.


WHY DID THE CHICKEN CROSS THE ROAD?

Plato: For the greater good.

Karl Marx: It was a historical inevitability.

Machiavelli: So that its subjects will view it with admiration, as a chicken which has the daring and courage to boldly cross the road, but also with fear, for whom among them has the strength to contend with such a paragon of avian virtue? In such a manner is the princely chicken's dominion maintained.

Hippocrates: Because of an excess of light pink gooey stuff in its pancreas.

Jacques Derrida: Any number of contending discourses may be discovered within the act of the chicken crossing the road, and each interpretation is equally valid as the authorial intent can never be discerned, because structuralism is DEAD, DANGIT, DEAD!

Thomas de Torquemada: Give me ten minutes with the chicken and I'll find out.

Timothy Leary: Because that's the only kind of trip the Establishment would let it take.

Douglas Adams: Forty-two. Nietzsche: Because if you gaze too long across the Road, the Road gazes also across you.

Oliver North: National Security was at stake.

B.F. Skinner: Because the external influences which had pervaded its sensorium from birth had caused it to develop in such a fashion that it would tend to cross roads, even while believing these actions to be of its own free will.

Carl Jung: The confluence of events in the cultural gestalt necessitated that individual chickens cross roads at this historical juncture, and therefore synchronicitously brought such occurrences into being.

Jean-Paul Sartre: In order to act in good faith and be true to itself, the chicken found it necessary to cross the road.

Ludwig Wittgenstein: The possibility of "crossing" was encoded into the objects "chicken" and "road", and circumstances came into being which caused the actualization of this potential occurrence.

Albert Einstein: Whether the chicken crossed the road or the road crossed the chicken depends upon your frame of reference.

Aristotle: To actualize its potential.

Buddha: If you ask this question, you deny your own chicken- nature.

Howard Cosell: It may very well have been one of the most astonishing events to grace the annals of history. An historic, unprecedented avian biped with the temerity to attempt such an herculean achievement formerly relegated to homo sapien pedestrians is truly a remarkable occurence.

Salvador Dali: The Fish.

Darwin: It was the logical next step after coming down from the trees.

Emily Dickinson: Because it could not stop for death.

Epicurus: For fun. Ralph Waldo Emerson: It didn't cross the road; it transcended it.

Johann von Goethe: The eternal hen-principle made it do it.

Ernest Hemingway: To die. In the rain.

Werner Heisenberg: We are not sure which side of the road the chicken was on, but it was moving very fast.

David Hume: Out of custom and habit.

Jack Nicholson: 'Cause it (censored) wanted to. That's the (censored) reason.

Pyrrho the Skeptic: What road?

Ronald Reagan: I forget.

John Sununu: The Air Force was only too happy to provide the transportation, so quite understandably the chicken availed himself of the opportunity.

The Sphinx: You tell me.

Mr. T: If you saw me coming you'd cross the road too!

Henry David Thoreau: To live deliberately ... and suck all the marrow out of life.

Mark Twain: The news of its crossing has been greatly exaggerated.

Molly Yard: It was a hen!

Zeno of Elea: To prove it could never reach the other side.

Chaucer: So priketh hem nature in hir corages.

Wordsworth: To wander lonely as a cloud.

The Godfather: I didn't want its mother to see it like that.

Keats: Philosophy will clip a chicken's wings.

Blake: To see heaven in a wild fowl.

Othello: Jealousy.

Dr Johnson: Sir, had you known the Chicken for as long as I have, you would not so readily enquire, but feel rather the Need to resist such a public Display of your own lamentable and incorrigible Ignorance.

Mrs Thatcher: This chicken's not for turning.

Supreme Soviet: There has never been a chicken in this photograph.

Oscar Wilde: Why, indeed? One's social engagements whilst in town ought never expose one to such barbarous inconvenience - although, perhaps, if one must cross a road, one may do far worse than to cross it as the chicken in question.

Kafka: Hardly the most urgent enquiry to make of a low-grade insurance clerk who woke up that morning as a hen.

Swift: It is, of course, inevitable that such a loathsome, filth-ridden and degraded creature as Man should assume to question the actions of one in all respects his superior.

Macbeth: To have turned back were as tedious as to go o'er.

Whitehead: Clearly, having fallen victim to the fallacy of misplaced concreteness.

Freud: An die andere Seite zu kommen. (Much laughter)

Hamlet: That is not the question.

Donne: It crosseth for thee.

Pope: It was mimicking my Lord Hervey.

Constable: To get a better view.

Copy and paste this on to your profile if you got a laugh out of it


List 20 of your favorite characters in random order.

1. Hiccup Horrendous Haddock The Third (from How to Train Your Dragon {movie version})

2. Daniel 'Danny' Fenton/ Danny Phantom (from Danny Phantom)

3. Wilbur Robinson (From Meet the Robinsons)

4. Rodney Copperbottom (from Robots)

5. Phineas Flynn (from Phineas and Ferb)

6. Ferb Fletcher (same as above)

7. Candace Flynn (same as above)

8. Astrid Hofferson (from How to Train Your Dragon {movie version})

9. Toothless (same as above)

10. Samantha 'Sam' Manson (from Danny Phantom)

11. Tucker 'Tuck' Foley (same as above)

12. Isabella Garcia-Shapiro (from Phineas and Ferb)

13. The Box Ghost (from Danny Phantom)

14. Perry/ Agent 'P' (from Phineas and Ferb)

15. 'EB' (from Hop)

16. Aang (from The Last Airbender)

17. Katara (same as above)

18. Soka (same as above)

19. Sora (from Kingdom Hearts)

20. Kairi (same as above)


You say Pink
I say Green
You say Jonas Brothers
I say One Republic
You say prep
I say me myself and I
You say Hannah Montanna
I say Eminem
You say Superman
I say Danny Phantom
You say I'm a freak
I say thanks.


52 WAYS TO ANNOY VLAD

1. Every time he begins an evil laugh, hum "If you're happy and you know it clap your hands"
2. Constantly perform ancient rituals in his library, when he asks what's going on, you tell him that you were trying to get rid of "Evil spirits" and give him a reproving glare.
3. Hide cardboard cut-outs of Danny in his closet.
4. Randomly sign him up for boy scouts.
5. Criticize him for his vampire fangs
6. Walk around in a sheet and scream "OOOOoooo!"
7. Constantly give him new cosmetics to get ride of his "blue complexion"
8. Call him “the Vladstier” or "V man".
9. Make his cell phone ring tone The DP theme
10. Every time he switches to ghost mode, scream out "Oh are you gonna go ghost? Oh say it! Go ghost!!"
11. Remind him to get a cat.
12. Ask him why he doesn't have a theme song.
13. Because he doesn't have a theme song, you write your own, and they are entitled "This is the Dawning of the Age of Plasmius," "Twinkle, Twinkle little Vlad," and "Vlad Will Survive"
14. Poke him in the stomach... HARD. When he asks you you're reason for doing this, you tell him that you were trying to make him “go ghost”.
15. Beg him to take you to Disney World so you can meet Mickey Mouse.
16. Get Edna Mode to come in and criticize him about his cape, and then have her redesign a costume for him.
17. Tell him he needs a "really keen emblem just like Danny Phantom's." Force him to wear one that says "VP"
18. Ask him to duplicate himself so you can play hide and seek.
19. Ask him to duplicate himself so you can play Marco Polo.
20. Bug him about his evil plots. To no end. (Particularly the one involving the Fright Knight, the Crown of Fire, and the Fenton Ecto-Suit...)
21. Find out when his birthday is and anonymously send him a cat. Make sure he never finds out it was you.
22. Rub it in that Danny is the future ruler.
23. Force him to go ghost and give you a piggy back ride or you'll shove him in your thermos.
24. Put a ghost alarm in his house so whenever he walks in a really loud annoying alarm comes on.
25. Go in his house and wander around the halls and when he asks what you’re doing say “going ghost!” and then pretend to fly away.
26. Completely make over his green and gold Packers color scheme.
27. Rent a room in his castle to the Box Ghost. Rent another room to Klemper.
28. Claim You bought the Green Bay Packers. Say you wore the city down to make them sell.
29. Constantly ask him why he shoots pink beams.
30. Get Sam and Tucker to follow him around the castle and "bother" him, Potter Puppet Pals style.
31. Hire the same idiots Vlad hired in Million Dollar Ghost and anonymously put a bounty on his head.
32. Record an answering machine message on his answering machine saying:

a) "Hello, you have reached the idiot ghost who believes he will rule the world. He's a little delusional right now, while coming up with his next evil scheme. Leave a message after the beep!”
or:
b) "Hello, you've reached Vlad Plasmius. He is not here right now, because he is currently occupied curling his ghostly hair and searching for his lost blankie. Leave a message after the beep!"

33. Get him a parrot and have it lecture him on proper villain lingo. Namely: "No cookie expletives!"
34. Call him a "seriously crazed-up fruit loop"
35. Ask him to help you with the scrapbook your making that depicts all of his greatest failures.
36. Give him a battle cry and bug him constantly until he says it, then squeal.
37. Put his costume in the washer along with the brightest red sock with the cheapest dye job you can find. Blame it on Youngblood when he finds out.
38. Doodle on his Ray Nitschke football.
39. Steal Danny's Thermos, and use it as a Time-out device.
40. Make his castle a pretty pink princess one.
41. Cut off his ponytail.
42. Replace his cape with a bed sheet that has:

a) Hello Kitty
b)Disney Princesses
c) The Mickey Mouse Head
d)The Nick Logo (The one at the bottom right of the screen)
e) Danny's Face
f) Cheese

43. Send him multiple invitations to the Box Ghost and the Lunch Lady's wedding.
44. Ask him a dumb question like this... "In The Ultimate Enemy, when you told Danny some things are better left unsaid and we see that the Evil Danny kills Danny Fenton...is that considered a murder or suicide?"
45. Suck him into the Fenton Thermos and continually bang it against a hard, concrete wall.
46. Put your finger in his face and say, "I’m...not...touching you! I’m...not...touching you!"
47. Put jack's face ALL OVER his house on EVERYTHING, even on his football stuff.
48. Follow him around ask every other second: "Where ya going?"
49. Whenever he goes ghost get in a really stupid costume and drag him door to door Trick-or-Treating.
50. “Borrow” his cape and jump around acting like The Superhero Danny Phantom counter part.

51. Walk around his mansion, and when ever you see him, a ghost, and or a(n) security camera, fling your hands above your head, screaming ontop of your lungs "I'M GOIN GHOST" then point at him call him a fruitloop and runaway.

52. Walk around his mansion singing very loudly and badly,

a.) Californa Girls by Katy Perry

b.)Barbie Girl

c.) The Danny Phantom Them Song

And, if there's time;

53. Suck him up in the Fenton thermos then scream into it, "LET DANNY GO!!!!" and start shaking it really hard, and keep screaming "LET DANNY GO!!!!" over and over.


A good friend helps you up when you fall down. A best friend laughs and trips you again. Or sits on you back and forces you to stay down...

A good friend will comfort you when he rejects you. A best friend will go up and ask him, "It's because you're gay, isn't it?"

A good friend will be there for you when he breaks up with you. A best friend will prank call him and whisper, “You will die in seven days..."

A good friend helps you up when you fall. A best friend keeps on walking saying, "Walk much?"

A good friend helps you find your prince. A best friend kidnaps him and brings him to you.

A good friend gives you their umbrella in the rain. A best friend takes yours and says, "Run - beep - run!"

A good friend will help you move. A best friend will help you move the bodies.

A good friend will bail you out of jail. A best friend would be in the room next to you saying, "That was awesome! Let's do it again!"

A good friend never asks for anything to eat or drink. Best friends Helps themselves and are the reason why you have no food.

A good friend Call your parents by Mr. and Mrs. and Grandpa, by Grandpa. A best friend Call your parents DAD and MOM and Grandpa, GRAMPS!

A good friend asks you to write down your number. A best friend has you on speed dial.

A good friend borrows your stuff for a few days then gives it back. A best friend loses your junk and tells you, "My bad...here's a tissue."

A good friend only knows a few things about you. A best friend could write a very embarrassing biography on your life story...

A good friend will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing. A best friend will kick the whole crowds’ butt that left you.

A good friend would knock on your front door. A best friend will walk right in and say "I'M HOME."

A friend will help me find my way when I'm lost. A best friend will be the one messing with my compass, stealing my map and giving me bad directions

A friend will help me learn to drive. A best friend will help me roll the car into the lake so I can collect insurance.

A friend will watch my pets when I go away. A best friend won't let me go away without them.

A friend will go to a concert with me. A best friend will kidnap the band with me.

A good friend hides me from the cops. A best friend is probably the reason they are after me in the first place.

A good friend lets me make an idiot of myself in public. A best friend is up there with me making an idiot out of herself too.

A good friend takes you to the hospital when your in labor. A best friend is out side the bathroom screaming "Name it after me!"

A good friend is only through school/college. A best friend is for life.


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Long live Danny Phantom! Revive the series Nickelodeon, FOR THE GOOD OF THE PEOPLE!


Random Quotes and sayings

Whoever said nothing was impossible never tried slamming a revolving door.

PMS - Possible Murder Suspect

As I lay in bed looking at the twinkling stars above me, I think, "Where the hell is my ceiling?"

I didn't lose my mind. I sold it on Ebay.

Warning: Trespassers will be shot. Survivors will be shot again.

I'm only mean to people who tell me to be nice!

Curiosity killed whoever got in my way.

I'm a bomb technician. If you see me running, try to keep up.

Do not meddle in the affairs of dragons, for you are crunchy and taste good with ketchup.

Most teachers promote the three R's; Reading, 'Riting, and 'Rithmetic. Then there are those that promote three S's; Sit down, Shut up, and STOP DRIVING ME CRAZY!!

A good friend bails you out of jail. A best friend is sitting in the next cell, laughing, and saying, "That was fun, let's do it again!"

A good friend helps find your Prince Charming. A best friend kidnaps him and brings him to you.

Weird is running up and down the street in a bikini, rubbing butter all over yourself, and screaming "I'm a pretty muffin!"

When Life gives me lemons, I throw them back and punch Life in the face, really, really hard.

You say I'm not cool. But cool is the same as cold. If I'm not cold, I'm hot. I know I'm hot. Thanks for embracing it.

People are like slinkies. Basically useless, but it's so amusing to watch them fall down the stairs.

When you cry, I cry. When you laugh, I laugh. When you jump off a bridge, I laugh harder.

One day, we will look back on this, laugh nervously, and change the subject.

To date, life has been a race between Software companies making bigger and better idiot-proof programs, and the universe making bigger and better idiots. So far, the universe is winning.

Smile. It scares people.

An overly-positive attitude may not be enough to solve a problem, but it sure ticks people off enough for it to be worth it!

There are easier things to do in life than finding a good man. Nailing Jell-O to a tree, for instance.

A wise man once said, "I don't know, go ask a woman."

I'm not so good with advice. May I offer a sarcastic comment?

The knack of flying is throwing yourself at the ground and missing.

Whoever said words don't hurt have obviously never had a hard-backed encyclopedia hurled at their head.

Sticks and stones may break my bones, but words will eventually kill me

Hell hath no fury that of a scorned woman. I'll help make sure of it.

When someone annoys you, it takes fourty-two muscles to frown, but it only takes four to extend your arm and whack them upside the head.

I get plenty of exercise; jumping to conclusions, pushing my luck, and dodging deadlines.

Life isn't passing me by! It's trying to run me over!

Why, in a country of free speech, are there phone bills?

The word 'politics' is derived from the word 'poly', meaning 'many', and the word 'ticks', meaning 'blood sucking parasites'

I didn’t escape from the mental ward! Those sirens are a complete coincidence!

Drive like you stole it!

Everyday I think people can't get any dumber. Everyday I'm proven horribly wrong.

When life gives us Jonas brothers, we throw Jonas Brothers back really, really hard and demand Green Day.

It's not PMS...it's you

I'm not mean, I just say what most people keep in their heads.

I don't need your attitude, I have my own.

I'm not mean, you're just a sissy.

You're a great friend. But if zombies are chasing us, I'm tripping you.

Be the type of woman, that when your feet land on the floor when you get out of bed in the morning, the devil thinks: "Oh, crap! She's up!"

Note to self: It is illegal to stab people for being stupid

I did not hit you, I simply high-fived your face.

Sometimes I pretend to be normal, but it gets boring, so I go back to being me

That does not kill me had better run pretty damn fast!

I don't suffer from insanity. I enjoy every minute of it

I know who I am...your approval really isn't needed

Normal people worry me

Blondes do it better

I stopped fighting my inner demons quite some time ago. We're on the same side now.

I do not have an attitude problem! I have an attitude, but I just can't find a problem with it (note: do NOT use this on your Math teacher when she yells at you about your attitude. Not if you like living.)

Anyone: Go to hell!

You: I did. But Hell was full, so I came back

And to think you are the result of millions of years of evolution.

There's nothing that can't be fixed with duct tape, chocolate, or by running it over.

Don't upset me, I'm running out of places to hide the bodies.


RANDOM AWESOME QUESTION THAT MAKE SO MUCH SENSE IF YOU ARE NOT TOO STUPID TO THINK ABOUT THEM.

there are 3 kinds of people: those who can count & and those that can't.

if olive oil comes from olive's then where does baby oil come from?

If an atheist has to go to court, do they make him swear on the Bible?

Why is it illegal to park in a handicapped parking space but its ok to use a handicapped toilet?

In that song, she'll be coming around the mountain, who is she?

Why is it that if something says, "do not eat" on the packaging it becomes extra tempting to eat?

Why are people so scared of mice, yet we all love Mickey Mouse?

Why are the commercials for cable companies on cable but not on regular television? Don't they want the people without cable to buy the cable?

"Have you ever noticed that if you rearranged the letters in mother in law, they come out to Woman Hitler?"

Isn't it funny how the word 'politics' is made up of the words 'poli' meaning 'many' in Latin, and 'tics' as in 'bloodsucking creatures'?

Why is it that when things get wet they get darker, even though water is clear??

Can mute people burp?

What happens if you put this side up face down while popping microwave popcorn?

Why is chopsticks one of the easiest songs to play on the piano, but the hardest thing to eat with?

How come you play at a recital, but recite at a play?

Why is there that little space inside strawberries, as if it was meant for a pit, and then the seeds are on the outside?

When it rains on my party, I bust out the slip n' slide.

Why isn't chocolate considered a vegetable, if chocolate comes from cocoa beans, and all beans are a vegetable?

Why do companies offer you "free gifts?" Since when has a gift NOT been free?

If something "goes without saying," why do people still say it?

You know the expression, "Don't quit your day job?" Well what do you say to people that work nights?

Why do you get in trouble for blocking an exit when you're standing in the doorway? In case of an emergency, wouldn't you run out, too, therefore NOT blocking the exit?

Why is it when some products you have to turn it upside down to read the directions, and the directions say do not turn upside down?

Why do all superheroes wear spandex?

If a missing person sees their picture on a milk carton that offers a reward, would they get the money?

What happens if you get scared half to death twice?

Don't you dare tell me the sky is the limit when there are footsteps on the moon.


FUN FACTS

It IS as bad as you think and they ARE out to get you.

A loser is a window washer on the 44th floor who steps back to admire his work.

If you can stay calm when all around you is complete chaos, you probably haven't fully understood the situation.

If a missing person sees their picture on a milk carton that offers a reward, would they get the money?

A day without sunshine is like... night.

A rejected invention:Instant water! just add water!

Don't ever attempt a staring contest with a brick wall, they cheat a lot

Don't walk in my footsteps. I walk into walls.

Programming today is a race between software engineers striving to build bigger and better idiot-proof programs, and the universe striving to produce bigger and better idiots.

So far, the universe is winning.

You laugh because I'm different. I laugh because you're all the same.

A computer once beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kick boxing.

He who laughs last didn't get it.

When there's a will, I want to be in it.

A positive attitude may not solve all of your problems, but it will annoy enough people to make it worth the effort.

I'm not clumsy! The floor just hates me.

The dinosaur's extinction wasn't an accident. Barney came and they all committed suicide.

Slinky Escalator = Endless fun

Don't make me mad...I'm known to bite at random!!

I ran with scissors, and lived!

The light you see at the end of the tunnel is the headlight of a fast approaching train.


What to Do During an Exam

1. Get a copy of the exam, run out screaming "Andre, Andre, I've got the secret documents!!"

2. Talk the entire way through the exam. Read questions aloud, debate your answers with yourself out loud. If asked to stop, yell out, "I'm SOOO sure that you can hear me thinking." Then start talking about what a jerk the instructor is.

3. Bring a Game Boy. Play with the volume at max level.

4. On the answer sheet find a new, interesting way to refuse to answer every question. For example: I refuse to answer this question on the grounds that it conflicts with my religious beliefs. Be creative.

5. Run into the exam room looking about frantically. Breathe a sigh of relief. Go to the instructor, say "They've found me, I have to leave the country" and run off.

6. 15 min. into the exam, stand up, rip up all the papers into very small pieces, throw them into the air and yell out "Merry Christmas." If you're really daring, ask for another copy of the exam. Say you lost the first one. Repeat this process every 15 min.

7. Come into the exam wearing slippers, a bathrobe, a towel on your head, and nothing else.

8. Come down with a BAD case of Tourette's Syndrome during the exam. Be as vulgar as possible.

9. Bring things to throw at the instructor when s/he's not looking. Blame it on the person nearest to you.

10. As soon as the instructor hands you the exam, eat it.

11. Every 5 min. stand up, collect all your things, move to another seat, continue with the exam.

12. Turn in the exam approx. 30 min. into it. As you walk out, start commenting on how easy it was.

13. Get the exam. 20 min into it, throw your papers down violently, scream out "Darn this!" and walk out triumphantly.

14. Arrange a protest before the exam starts (ie. Threaten the instructor that whether or not everyone's done, they are all leaving after one hour to go ice skating.)

15. Show up completely insane (completely insane means at some point during the exam, you should start crying for mommy).

16. Comment on how sexy the instructor is looking that day.

17. Come to the exam wearing a black cloak. After about 30 min, put on a white mask and start yelling "I'm here, the phantom of the opera" until they drag you away.

18. If the exam is math/sciences related, make up the longest proofs you could possible think of. Get pi and imaginary numbers into most equations. If it is a written exam, relate everything to your own life story.

19. Try to get people in the room to do a wave.

20. Bring some large, cumbersome, ugly idol. Put it right next to you. Pray to it often. Consider a small sacrifice. (I would never do that)

21. During the exam, take apart everything around you. Desks, chairs, anything you can reach.

22. Puke into your exam booklet. Hand it in. Leave.

23. Take 6 packages of rice cakes to the exam. Stuff at least 2 rice cakes into your mouth at once. Chew, then cough. Repeat if necessary.

24. Act spazzy

25. Walk in, get the exam, sit down. About 5 min into it, loudly say to the instructor, "I don't understand ANY of this. I've been to every lecture all semester long! What's the deal? And who the heck are you? Where's the regular guy?"

26. Do the entire exam in another language. If you don't know one, make one up!

27. Bring a black marker. Return the exam with all questions and answers completely blacked out.

28. Every now and then, clap twice rapidly. If the instructor asks why, tell him/her in a very derogatory tone, "the light bulb that goes on above my head when I get an idea is hooked up to a clapper. DUH!"

29. From the moment the exam begins, hum the theme to Jeopardy. Ignore the instructor's requests for you to stop. When they finally get you to leave one way or another, begin whistling the theme to the Bridge on the River Kwai.

30. After you get the exam, call the instructor over, point to any question, ask for the answer. Try to work it out of him/her.

31. In the middle of the test, have a friend rush into the classroom, tag your hand, and resume taking your test for you. When the teacher asks what's going on, calmly explain the rules of Tag Team Testing to him/her.

32. Bring cheat sheets FOR ANOTHER CLASS (make sure this is obvious... like history notes for a calculus exam... otherwise you're not just failing, you're getting kicked out too) and staple them to the exam, with the comment "Please use the attached notes for references as you see fit."

33. Stand up after about 15 minutes, and say loudly, "Okay, let's double-check our answers! Number one, A. Number two, C. Number three, E..."

34. Fake an heart attack. When interrupted, apologize, and explain that question #_ moved you, deeply.

35. Wear a superman outfit under your normal clothes. 30 minutes into the exam, jump up and answer your phone, shouting "What? I'm on my way!!". rip off your outer clothes and run out of the room. strike a pose first for added effect.

36. Tailgate outside the classroom before the exam.

37. If your answers are on a scantron sheet, fill it out in pen.

38. Bring a giant cockroach into the room and release it on a girly-girl nearby.

39. Complete the exam with everything you write being backwards at a 90 degree angle.

40. Bring one pencil with a very sharp point. Break the point off your pencil. Sharpen the pencil. Repeat this process for one hour.

41. Make Strange noises... get people to stare... look at the person next to you as if he/she did it.

42. Dress like the professor.

43. Cross-Dress.

44. Use Invisible Ink to answer the whole exam.

45. Order catering. The catering company should come in about halfway through the test, and should include at least three waiters, eight carts of food, and five candelabras.


Ok, these are somethings you do to annoy people, it's fun!

1. Put a wet floor sign on the carpet.

2. Go up to the lost and found person and tell them you lost a pair of shoes 3 years ago at your cousin's house.

3. When the speakers come on, point and scream: No! The voices are following me again.

4. Stand in a clothes rack and when people look for clothes say: Pick me, pick me!

5. When you order at Mcdonalds say: I'd like a chocolate milkshake, and there'd better not be any chocolate or milk in it! AND DON'T SHAKE IT!!

6. Whenever you play rock paper scissors, choose rock, and if they choose paper punch them in the face, then say: Sorry, I thought the paper would protect you!

7. Sing a song really badly and offkey especially near YOUR MUSIC TEACHER.

8. Constantly tell people to follow the (insert color) brick road!

9. Scream really loudly, and when questioned say: I saw an imaginary spider, only it wasn't real


This is this cat

This is is cat

This is how cat

This is to cat

This is keep cat

This is a cat

This is jerk cat

This is busy cat

This is for cat

This is forty cat

This is seconds cat

Now read the THIRD word of every line

hahahah!! funnyness!!


I seriously believe that I'm stupid in my own special way. Or that I'm special in my own stupid way. Either one I forget!

Never argue with an idiot. They'll just take you down to their level and beat you by experience.

Never take life seriously. Nobody gets out alive anyway.

When I die, I want to go peacefully like my Grandfather did, in his sleep -- not screaming, like the passengers in his car.


Ever wonder...

where we are headed...

Why the sun lightens our hair, but darkens our skin?

Why women can't put on mascara with their mouth closed?

Why you don't ever see the headline: "Psychic Wins Lottery"?

Why "abbreviated" is such a long word?

If con is the opposite of pro, is Congress the opposite of progress?

Why Doctors call what they do "practice"?

Why you have to click on "Start" to stop Windows 98?

Why lemon juice is made with artificial flavor, while dishwashing liquid is made with real lemons?

Why the man who invests all your money is called a "Broker"?

Why there isn't mouse flavored cat food?

Who tastes dog food when it has a "new & improved" flavor?

Why Noah didn't swat those two mosquitoes?

Why they sterilize the needle for lethal injections?

Why they don't make the whole plane out of the material used for the indestructible black box?

Why sheep don't shrink when it rains?

Why they are called apartments when they are all stuck together?


50 WAYS TO ANNOY EVIL DAN PHANTOM

1. Put his hair out.
2. Shake the Fenton Thermos he's in the same manner you would when making a milkshake--shaken, not stirred.
3. Ask him of he has an evil bug in his butt.
4. Make comments about how much he is like his “cheese-head archenemy”
5. Constantly ask him why it took him so long to get past the ghost shield and into Amity Park.
6. Tell him that you’re his best friend and hug him.
7. Remind him often of how he was so much cuter back when he still had his human half.
8. Tell him that his face is gonna freeze like that if he keeps it up. Oh, too late.
9. Sharpie out his emblem.
10. Laugh when his ghost sense goes off.
11. Grab his forked tongue when it comes out and hang onto it.
12. Any time he walks into a building, hit the fire alarm.
13. Before he can take off, grab the end of his cape so he falls down.
14. Imitate his seriously awesome fork tongue hisssssssssss
15. Admonish him for being so stupid as to not notice a gigantic purple football floating in the middle of the Ghost Zone.
16. Give him breath mints. He obviously needs them.
17. Take a fire extinguisher to his head then treat him for third degree burns.
18. SHAVE THE MULLET!
19. Ask him if he can cut apples with his ears.
20. Get him to open juice cartons with his teeth.
21. Force him to sing at your Christmas karaoke party.
22. Set the Boooomerang to his energy signature.
23. Chant his name every time you see him. When he finally asks why, say it’s because it makes Ember's hair bigger, so why not yours?
24. Remind him of Tucker's horrid singing by having Tucker sing "Strange Fire" for him.
25. Jerry Springer special: "I had my human half removed!"
26. Tell him a billion times a day that he got beaten by his “weaker” self
27. Accuse him of being a rip off of Danny
28. Tell him that the emblem looks stupid on him.
29. Make him relive his childhood by forcing him to watch Danny Phantom episodes over and over.
30. Make (evil) Dan and (good) Danny dolls, then have Danny beat the crud out of the Dan doll.
31. Every time he does or says something, ask him "Why?" and "How does that make you feel?"
32. Constantly poke him in the back to see if he'll "hole" your arm through.
33. Tell Valerie where he lives.
34. Mock his teeny little goatee.
35. Roast marshmallows over his head. And maybe hot dogs if you can stay near him long enough.
36. Ask him where he gets the asbestos scrunchies for his ponytail.
37. Leave Valerie a message (in Dan's voice) asking her out on a date.
38. Sneak up behind him and scream like a fangirl: right in his pointy ears!
39. Record something like "I am a ghost, fear me" or "I am evil, hear me roar" and play it every time he starts to speak.
40. Call him at very late, random times in the night to ask very complicated questions.
41. Tape a neon sign to his head that reads: EVIL!
42. Get him a cat.
43. Place a sign near where he lives that reads: “Beware of evil ghost”
44. Ask what he did to the poor snake whose tongue he ripped off.
45. Bring in Edna Mode. "NO CAPES!!"
46. File off his fangs when he isn't paying attention. He'll be talking with a lisp for a good while.
47. Tell him he needs to see a chiropractor about his neck
48. Tickle him.
49. Wash his suit with red clothes.
50. When he walks in a room full of people shout: "Oh my gosh it’s Dan Phantom! We’re all gonna die!" and get everyone screaming before shouting "Oh wait, he got beaten by a 14 year old boy!" Then have everyone laugh at him.


What have they been telling you? I'm prefectly normal! NORMAL, I SAY!!! *twitchtwitch*


150 Things I Am Not Allowed To Do At Hogwarts

1. I will not poke Hufflepuff’s with spoons, nor will I insist that their house colors indicate that they are “covered in bees”.
2. No matter how good a fake Australian accent I can do I will not imitate Steve Irwin during Care of Magical Creatures class
3. Growing marijuana or hallucinogenic mushrooms is not “an extra credit project for Herbology”.
4. “I’ve heard every possible joke about Oliver Wood’s name” is not a challenge.
5. Putting up Doug Henning posters in Filch’s office is not appropriote.
6. I will not go to class skyclad.
7. The Giant Squid is not an appropriate date to the Yule Ball.
8. I will not use Umbridge’s quill to write “I told you I was hardcore”.
9. I will stop referring to showering as “giving Moaning Myrtle an eyeful”.
10. Polishing my wand in the common room is acceptable. “Polishing my wand” in the common room is not.
11. If a classmate falls asleep, I will not take advantage of that fact and draw the Dark Mark on their arm.
12. House Elves are not acceptable replacements for Bludgers.
13. Staring a betting pool on the fate of this years DADA teacher is tasteless and tacky, not a clever money-making concept.
14. I will not start every potions class by asking Professor Snape if today’s project is suitable for use as a sexual lubricant.
15. “Liften Separatis Crotchum” is not a real spell.
16. I will not claim Chick Tracts are an accurate presentation of Muggle life.
17. Seamus Finnegan is not “after me Lucky Charms”.
18. I will not refer to the Weasley twins as”bookends”.
19. I will not refer to the Patil twins as “bookends”.
20. I will not call the DADA teacher Kenny, even if he is wearing an orange anorak.
21. There is no such thing as a were-thylacine.
22. I will not provide Luna Lovegood with Coast-to-Coast AM transcripts.
23. I will not bring a Magic Eight Ball to Divination class.
24. I will not place anything by Silver Ravenwolf on the library shelves.
25. Tricking the school house elf into stripping does not mean they are now mine even if I yell “Pwned!”
26. I am not a sloth Animagus.
27. I am not a tribble Aimagus.
28. I am allowed to have a toad, rat, cat, or owl. I am not allowed to have a reticulated python, snow leopard, Tasmanian devil, or a piranha.
29. I do not weigh the same as a duck.
30. Remus Lupin does not want a flea collar.
31. I do not have a Dalek Patronus.
32. I will not lick Trevor.
33. I will stop asking the Arithmancy teacher what the square root of -1 is.
34. The Ravenclaws are not “Mentals in training”.
35. Any resemblance between Dementors and Nazghul is coincidental.
36. I will not change the password to the prefect’s bath to “Makes getting clean almost as much fun as getting dirty”.
37. There is no such thing as an Invisibility Thong.
38. Professor Flitwick does not wish to be adressed as “Admiral Naismith”.
39. Asking “How do you keep a Gryffindor in suspense?” is only funny the first time.
40. I will not offer to pose nude for Colin Creevey.
41. I will not offer to pose nude for Dean Thomas.
42. “42″ is not the answer to every question to the O.W.L.’s.
43. It is a bad idea to tell Professor McGonagall she takes herself too seriously.
44. I am not to Owl copies of the Evil Overlord List to suspected Death Eaters.
45. I will not offer to prepare tandori owl.
46. I will stop asking when we will learn to make “Love Potion Number Nine”.
47. I will not ask Dumbledore to show me the pointy hat trick.
48. I will not teach the first-years to sing “A Wizard’s Staff Has A Knob On The End”.
49. If Ginny Weasley wanted to borrow my Darkover books, she would have said so already.
50. I will not take out a life insurance policy on Harry Potter.
51. I will not go to meals dressed as Choda Boy.
52. Sirius Black did not found the Sirius Cybernetics Corp.
53. I will not draw an “H” on Percy Weasley’s forehead.
54. My name is not Captain Subtext.
55. Black Phoenix Alchemy Lab does not sell potions ingredients and I will not resell their products as “Veela Pheremones”.
56. I will not refer to Kingsley Shacklebolt as a “Big Black Sex Auror”.
57. I cannot Hadoken anything into oblivion.
58. Professor Flitwick’s first name is not Yoda.
59. I am not the Defense Against the Boring Classes Professor.
60. I am no longer allowed to use the words “pimp cane” in front of Draco Malfoy.
61. It is generally accepted that cats and dragons cannot interbreed and I
should not attempt to disprove this theory no matter how wicked the
result would be.
62. Gryffindor courage does not come in bottles labeled “Firewhiskey”.
63. Using the Engorgio charm on certain parts of the human anatomy is not
permitted on school grounds, not even for entertainment purposes.
64. First years are not to be fed to Fluffy.
65. A wand is for magic only, it is not for picking noses, playing snooker, or drumming on desks, no matter how bored I become.
66. It is inappropriate to slip sample bottles of Selsun Blue into Professor Snape’s personal postbox.
67. I will stop referring to Hufflepuff’s as “cannon fodder”.
68. I will not impersonate the Swedish Chef in Potions class.
69. First-years should not be encouraged to befriend the Whomping Willow.
70. Novelty or holiday themed ties are not to be worn with my school uniform.
71. I will not use my socks to make hand puppets of the Slytherin house mascot.
72. When fighting Death Eaters in the annual June battle of Good v. Evil, I
will not lift my wand skyward and shout “There can be only ONE!”.
73. I should not refer to DADA professors as “canaries in the coal mine”.
74. I will not say the phrase “Dude, get a life.” to Lord Voldemort.
75. I will not put books of muggle fairy tales in the history section of the library.
76. There is not now, nor has there ever been, a fifth house at Hogwarts.
And I am not a member of that house, nor am I its founder.
77. I will not refer to the Accio charm as “The Force”.
78. Albus Dumbledore’s proper title is “Headmaster”, not “My Liege”.
79. I will not tell Professor Trelawney that I foresaw her death.
80. I will not use Slytherin and Gryffindor first years as Christmas decorations.
81. Calling the Ghostbusters is a cruel joke to play on the resident ghosts and poltergeists.
82. If asked in class what the Avada Kedavra curse does, yelling “It Does
DEATH!!!” may be correct but it is not the manner in which one should
answer.
83. I am not allowed out of my dorm when visitors from the Ministry are here.
84. I am not allowed to lock Harry Potter and Draco Malfoy in a closet to see if hot gay sex will occur.
85. Ravenclaw’s do not find a sign saying “The library is closed for and indefinite time period” amusing in any sense.
86. I will not attempt to recreate the Key to Time in Transfiguration class.
87. A time turner is not a flux capacitator, and I should therefore not install one in any Muggle cars.
88. I am not allowed to use silencing charms on my Professors.
89. I will not charm Hermione’s time turner to rotate every half-hour.
90. If the thought of a spell makes me giggle for longer than 15 seconds, I am to assume that I am not allowed to do it.
91. I will not claim my X-Files tapes are “Auror Training Videos”.
92. When being interrogated by a member of the staff, I am not to wave my
hand and announce “These are not the droids you are looking for”.
93. I am not a member of the Spanish Inquisition.
94. Albus Dumbledore is not my personal Jesus.
95. I am not authorized to negotiate a peace treaty with Voldemort.
96. I will not follow potions instructions in reverse order just to see what
happens.
97. I will not claim there is a prequel to Hogwarts: A History that explains about Bilbo Baggins.
98. “OMGWTF” is not a spell.
99. I will not, under any circumstances, ask Harry Potter who died and made him boss.
100. I am not allowed to introduce Peeves to paintballing.
101. I am not allowed to refer to Susan Bones, Hannah Abbott and Justin Finch-Fletchley as Blossom, Buttercup, and Bubbles.
102. I will not cast the occasional Oblivate spell on Dumbledore, even if it would be amusing.
103. I am not allowed to give the Gryffindors Pixie Stix.
104. I will not lock the Slytherins and Gryffindors in a room together and take bets on who will come out alive.
105. I will not give Hagrid Pokemon cards and convince him they are real animals.
106. I will not teach the house elves to impersonate Jar Jar Binks.
107. I will not sing The Badger Song during Hufflepuff-Slytherin Quidditch matches.
108. I will not tell first years that they should build a tree house in the Whomping Willow.
109. I will not douse Harry Potter’s Invisibility Cloak with lemon juice to
see if he will become visible wearing it and standing near the fire in
the common room.
110. I will not tell first years that Moon Prism Power is a basic Transfiguration spell.
111. I will not yell “Believe it… or not!” after any of Dumbledore’s speeches.
112. Bringing fortune cookies to Divination class does not count for extra credit.
113. My name is not “The Dark Lord Happy-Pants” and I am not allowed to sign my papers as such.
114. There is no such thing as the Chamber of Double Secret Probation.
115. I will not attempt to magically animate my marshmallow Peeps.
116. I will never ask Harry if his scar senses are tingling.
117. Voldemort is not Ganandorf, and the Triforce is not hidden in Hogwarts.
118. I will not sing the entire Multiplication Rock series during Arithmancy exams.
119. I will not charm the suits of armor to do a rendition of “Knights of the Round Table” for the Christmas feast.
120. I will not call Professor McGonagall “McGoogles”.
121. I am not allowed to make lightsaber sound with my wand.
122. “Draco Malfoy Takes it Up The Arse” is not an acceptable Quidditch chant.
123. I will not dress up as Voldemort for Halloween.
124. I will not wear my DEATH EATER AND PROUD OF IT! shirt to school.
125. I am not allowed to reenact famous battles of the Revolutionary War in the charms corridor.
126. I am not allowed to declare an official Hug A Slytherin Day.
127. I am not allowed to introduce myself to the first years as Tim the Enchanter.
128. I am not Xena: Warrior Princess and I shall not use war cries to signal my entrance into any classroom.
129. I will not try and start Naked Thursdays in the Common Room.
130. It is not necessary for me to yell “BAMF!” every time I Apparate.
131. I will not steal Gryffindor’s sword from Dumbledore’s office and use it to patrol the hallways.
132. I am not allowed to sing my own personal spy music while wandering the hallways.
133. I am not allowed to begin each Herbology class by singing the theme song to “Attack of the Killer Tomatoes”.
134. I will not teach the first years to play “The Penis Game” in the Great Hall during dinner.
135. I am not allowed to paint the house elves blue.
136. I will not organize a Hogwarts Fight Club.
137. It is a bad idea to tell Professor Snape he takes himself too seriously.
138. I will not tell the first years that Professor Snape is the Voice of God.
139. I will not dress up in a Dementor suit and use a Dustbuster on Harry’s lips to get him to do what I want.
140. I will not start food fights in the Great Hall.
141. I will not scare the Arithmancy students with my Calculus book.
142. “To conquer the earth with an army of flying monkeys” is not an appropriote career choice.
143. I will not sing “We’re off to see the wizard” when sent to the Headmaster’s office.
144. The Whomping Willow is not an Entwife.
145. It is not necessary to yell “Burn!” everytime Snape takes points from Gryffindor.
146. “Y’all check this-here shit out!” is not an appropriate way to announce
that you are about to perform an experimental spell.
147. I will not hold my wand in the air before casting spells and shout “I have the power!”
148. I am not the King of the Potato People and I do not have a flying carpet.
149. I will not tell Sir Cadogan that the Knights Who Say Ni have challenged
him to a duel and then have students yell “Ni” from various directions.
150. Getting everyone in the Great Hall to do the Time Warp will not earn me any house points .


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1. ONE OF YOUR SCARS, HOW DID YOU GET IT? Well, let's see. I have two, and both are from surgery. One was heart surgery, and the other was some basic skin removal surgery, my most recent one, where they got rid of a mole I had to see if I had skin cancer.

2. WHAT IS ON THE WALLS IN YOUR ROOM? Pictures, a poster thingy I made for a book I'm writing, a Canada's Wonderland map, one of my stories, a latch hook I made, and a certificate for completing a writing course thing.

3. DO YOU SNORE, GRIND YOUR TEETH, OR TALK IN YOUR SLEEP? Not sure, though I did apparently shout during a nightmare I had a few years ago.

4. WHAT TYPE OF MUSIC DO YOU LISTEN TO? Pretty much anything on the radio, and songs I hear and like enough to learn the lyrics too.

5. DO YOU KNOW WHAT TIME YOU WERE BORN? Nope.

6. WHAT DO YOU WANT MORE THAN ANYTHING RIGHT NOW? To be able to go to see the 'Perry the Platy-Bus On Tour!' thing in the U.S.

7. WHAT DO YOU MISS? When things were simple.

8. WHAT IS YOUR MOST PRIZED POSSESSION(S)? My stories and my family.

9. HOW TALL ARE YOU? Not sure. I don't really check much.

10. DO YOU GET CLAUSTROPHOBIC? Not unless it's a REALLY cramped space. Then I freak.

11. DO YOU GET SCARED IN THE DARK? Only sometimes. When I had a bad dream, or just heard a really scary story, or watched a scary movie.

12. THE LAST PERSON TO MAKE YOU CRY? I dunno. Probably I last cried when I was really mad, and, lucky for me, I haven't gotten mad much lately.

13. WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE PERFUME FOR A GIRL? I don't really like perfume, but my bro's totally awesome girlfriend got me some a year or so ago that smells delicious! I'd love to eat it if it was candy or something.

14. WHAT KIND OF HAIR/EYE COLOR DO YOU LIKE ON THE OPPOSITE SEX? Why should I care what they look like?

15. WHERE CAN YOU SEE YOURSELF BEING PROPOSED TO? Why would I think about that? It's the guy who proposes that has to worry about it, not me.

16. COFFEE OR ENERGY DRINK? Neither. I mean, it's just so bad for you!

17. WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE PIZZA TOPPING? Pepperoni. And cheese!

18. IF YOU CAN EAT ANYTHING RIGHT NOW, WHAT WOULD IT BE? Ice cream. I'm craving it for some reason.

21. WHAT WAS THE FIRST MEANINGFUL GIFT YOU'VE EVER RECEIVED? The birth stone necklace my mom gave me and my bros (who got different ones) a year or so ago. I hardly ever take it off.

22. DO YOU LIKE ANYBODY? No. Yuck. All the guys at my school are dweebs that I'd rather hit 'cause they're annoying me.

23. ARE YOU DOUBLE JOINTED? No, but even though it looks gross, I would enjoy being so.

24. FAVORITE CLOTHING BRAND? I HATE CLOTHES!!!!!!!! Or, at least, ones that are all hyped up in a fashion manner. Who the h* wants to go shopping all the time? I mean, BORING!

26. DO YOU HAVE A PET RIGHT NOW? Yeah. I have an adorable little kitty who's very vicious and likes to bite, and two guinea pigs. And my brother owns two lizards, I think.

27. WHAT KIND IS IT? Like I said, cat, guinea pigs, lizards.

28. WOULD YOU FALL IN LOVE KNOWING THAT THE PERSON IS LEAVING? Odd question. But sure, I guess. I mean, 'It's better to have loved and lost than to have never loved at all', right?

29. WHAT IS THE BEST WAYTO TELL SOMEONE HOW MUCH THEY MEAN TO YOU? A cute poem and a really special surprise of some sort.

30. SAY A NUMBER FROM ONE TO A HUNDRED: 77!

31. BLONDS OR BRUNETTES? Who cares?

32. WHAT IS THE ONE NUMBER YOU CALL MOST OFTEN? I don't use the phone much. When I do, it's usually to ask my mom and/or dad something.

33. WHAT ANNOYS YOU MOST? The kids at my school. They don't know how to freaking shut up.

34. HAVE YOU BEEN OUT OF THE USA? O.o ... I live in CANADA, dodos. So, duh, yeah.

35. YOUR WEAKNESSES? I don't know. I've never really been tempted much. Although I suppose it could be reading...

36. MET ANYONE FAMOUS? Well, I met an author who's kinda well-known in the U.K. Does that count?

37. FIRST JOB? Either babysitting, or helping one of mu bros with his paper route.

38. EVER DONE A PRANK CALL? No. Why the heck would I do that?

41. WHAT WERE YOU DOING BEFORE FILLING THIS Out? Trying to write out the next chapter for a story of mine.

40. HAVE YOU EVER HAD SURGERY? Yeah. I told you that at the beginning.

42. WHAT DO YOU GET COMPLIMENTED ABOUT MOST? How I read instead of playing video games, and my writing.

43. HAVE YOU EVER HAD BRACES? Not yet, but I'm supposed to get some soon.

44. WHAT DO YOU WANT FOR YOUR BIRTHDAY? A bunch of Phineas and Ferb stuff, and books.

45. HOW MANY KIDS DO YOU WANT? I dunno, but I want a lot, and I want to adopt.

46. WERE YOU NAMED AFTER ANYONE? Nope. My grandma just loved the name, so she told my mom about it, who told my dad (or maybe it was the other way around) and they decided to name me that.

47. DO YOU WISH ON STARS? Sometimes. But not often.

49. WHAT KIND OF SHAMPOO DO YOU USE? Depends on what's there.

50. DO YOU LIKE YOUR HANDWRITING? Yep. I think it's unique.

51. WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE LUNCH MEAT? Summer sausage.

52. ANY BAD HABITS? I bite my fingers. Yes, that's right. Not my nails, my fingers.

53 WHAT CD ARE YOU MOST EMBARRASSED TO HAVE ON YOUR SHELF? I don't have many CDs, so I can't be embarrassed by them.

54. IF YOU WERE ANOTHER PERSON, WOULD YOU BE FRIENDS WITH YOU? If I was as crazy and weird as I am now, yes, but I'd have to get to know me first.

56. DO LOOKS MATTER? Heck no! Why does everyone think that they do?!?!? Come ON people! Open your eyes! It's just freaking hair, for gods' sake!

57. HOW DO YOU RELEASE ANGER? I yell, cry, and throw my pillow and stuffed animals at my walls. Or read. But the former's more fun. ;D

58. WHERE IS YOUR SECOND HOME? Camp, my downstairs computer, and my bed.

60. WHAT WAS YOUR FAVORITE TOY AS A CHILD? I dunno. Probably my little stuffed puppy that I called Rainbow Puppy, and that I used to call Rainbow, and that I now call Rain.

61. HOW MANY NUMBERS ARE IN YOUR CELL PHONE? I don't HAVE a freaking cell phone! I mean, who freaking WANTS one anyway?

62. WERE YOU A FAN OF BARNEY AS A KID? No, thank the lord.

63. DO YOU USE SARCASM? Sometimes. But I'm not very good at using it. All the same, it's fun!

64. MASHED POTATOES OR MACARONI AND CHEESE? I like mashed potatoes better. You can only eat so much KD before you get sick of it.

65. WHAT DO YOU LOOK FOR IN A GUY/GIRL? A brain, common interests, a respect for writing, and a caring soul.

66. WHAT ARE YOUR NICKNAMES? Don't have one. Unless you count my profile name which, contrary to some people's belief, is NOT my real name. My real name is much longer and more complicated.

67. WHATS YOUR FAVORITE BAND/SINGER? Don't have one.

68. WHATS YOUR FAVORITE TV SHOW? Phineas and Ferb or Danny Phantom. They tie.

69. WHAT WAS YOUR ACT/SAT SCORE? I'm not even in high school yet (though I will be in fall). How could I take my A.C.T., or S.A.T.?

70. WHAT'S YOUR FAVORITE ICE CREAM FLAVOR? Used to be chocolate, now it's more of vanilla.

71. DO YOU HAVE ALL YOUR FINGERS AND TOES? Yep. Though my little cousin doesn't. She accidentally cut off the tip of her finger a few months ago. It looks a little weird.

72. WHEN WAS THE LAST TIME YOU WORKED OUT? Does playing dodge ball in gym count as working out? 'Cause then it would have been yesterday during gym.

73. DID YOU NOTICE THAT THERE WAS NO #64? O.o ... You guys are nuts. There was so a number 64. Just look up.

74. WHATS THE FASTEST YOU HAVE GONE IN A CAR? I dunno. My dad drives, not me.

75. DO YOU WANT EVERYONE TO ANSWER THESE QUESTIONS? If they wanna answer them, they can. I really could care less.

76. WHAT ARE YOU LISTENING TO? 'Never Grow Up' by Taylor Swift from my 'Watch Later' playlist on YouTube.

77. LAST THING YOU DRANK? Water.

78. LAST PERSON YOU TALKED TO ON THE PHONE? I dunno. My mom or dad, probably.

79. THE FIRST THING YOU NOTICE IN THE OPPOSITE/SAME SEX? That they're a guy.

80. FAVORITE THOUGHT PROVOKING SONG? 'You're Gonna Miss This,' 'Temporary Home,' 'Take One Step at A Time,' 'Little Wonders,' and 'Never Grow Up.'

81. FAVORITE THING TO HATE? Vlad Masters/Plasmius from Danny Phantom. He's just such a Frootloop.

82. FAVORITE MONTH OF THE YEAR? Don't have one.

83. FAVORITE ZODIAC SIGN? Sagittarius, 'cause it's mine, and it's the archer's sign, and a fire sign.

85. WHAT IS YOUR HAIR COLOR? It used to be blonde, but now it's more brown, so dirty blonde, or dishwater brown, or whatever you call it.

86. EYE COLOR? Hazel, but they look more green.

89. FAVORITE FAST FOOD RESTAURANT? Burgers, since I don't think milkshakes count.

90. YOU LIKE SUSHI? Never tried it, and I'm not planning on doing so.

91. LAST THING YOU WATCHED? Phineas and Ferb.

92. FAVORITE DAY OF THE YEAR? December 25th, 'cause it's fun to give and receive and thank God for Jesus.

93. PLAY ANY MUSICAL INSTRUMENTS? Yes, the flute. I love it!

94. REPUBLICAN OR DEMOCRATS? I don't even really know what those are, so, neither.

95. KISSES OR HUGS? Hugs. I'm a little anti-social, so kisses are uncomfortable.

96. RELATIONSHIPS OR ONE NIGHT STANDS? If 'one night stands' are what I think they are, then definitely relationships.

97. WHAT WAS THE LAST THING YOU BOUGHT? A funnel cake from Canada's Wonderland.

98. WHAT KIND OF CAR DO YOU HAVE? I don't have a car. I'm too young to drive.

99. WHAT BOOK ARE YOU READING? I find it hard to believe, but I'm not reading anything right now. My school library's not giving us anymore 'cause the school year almost over.

100. DESCRIBE YOUR LOVE LIFE: I don't have one. And if I did, my dad would probably kill the boy and lock me in my room until I'm 35.


Quick, pick 12 random Phineas and Ferb characters!

#1- Linda

#2- Lawerence

#3- Candace

#4- Jeremy

#5- Phineas

#6- Ferb

#7- Doofenshmirtz

#8- Vanessa

#9- Isabella

#10- Perry!

#11- Buford

#12- Baljeet

1) Have you ever read a six/eleven fanfic before?

No.

2) Do you think four is hot? How hot?

He's cute, I guess, but no, he's not hot.

3) What would happen if twelve and eight started going out?

Well for one, Ferb would kill Baljeet. For another, the world would end and everything would explode.

4) Do you recall any fics about nine?

One. I can't remember the name, but she loses her memory, and then the gang shows her pictures to regain it, and then Phineas sees a picture that makes him realize Izzy likes him.

5) Would two and six make a good couple?

NONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

6) Five/Nine or five/ten?

Five/Nine!!!!!!!! Phinabella forevah!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

7) What would happen if seven walked in on two and eight kissing?

Doof would, like, kill Lawrence... and... Agh, so many bad images!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! * shields eyes and takes off screaming*

8) Make up a summary of a three/ten fanfic.

When Phineas and Ferb disappear, Candace and Perry team up to find them. Using Candace's busting skills, and Perry's super secret spy expertise, they look for the two little boys who made every day of summer worth waiting for. (They don't all have to be love relationships you know!!!!!!!)

9) Is there any such thing as one/eight fluff?

No. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no!!!!!!!!!! Blegh, you guys are gross!!!!!!!!!!

10) Suggest a title for a five and four hurt/comfort fic?

'She's Still Here'. It'd be a story where Candy dies and two of the most important boys in her life bond over mourning.

11) What might five scream at a great moment of passion?

'Ferb! I know what we're gonna do today!'

12) If you wrote a one/six/twelve fic, what would the warning be?

Hmm... "WARNING- CHILD GENIUSES EVADING A MOTHER AHEAD!" Or something like that.

13) What would be a good pick up line for ten to use on two?

None. Perry's a platypus, Lawrence is a human, AND they're both dudes! Besides, Perry can't talk.

14) What's a song that would describe number five's feelings towards number six?

'Best Friends Forever', or 'The BFF Song' by Bryant Oden

15) The end! By the way, I set you up on a date with four!

Wait, what? Nononononononononononono!!!!!!!!! Candy will kill me!!!!!!!! *sees Candace stalking towards her* Ah!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! *runs to the Panic Room*


I'm that girl

The one that likes books more than boys.

The one who pretends not to be sad, just to make others happy

The one who always wonders what she did wrong

The one who writes to escape

The one who just wants to help

The one that really wants to make a difference

The one that sticks to her values

The one that refuses to believe that this is it

The one that will do anything to make a better tomorrow

The one who won't give in

The one won't give up

-by linguisticsrock, Copy and Paste if you can relate to this


Promise to Remember

I promise to remember Harry

When someone grows up with no love

I promise to remember Ron

When someone is jealous

I promise to remember Hermione

When I meet someone with wisdom beyond their years

I promise to remember James and Lily

when someone dies before their time

I promise to remember Dumbledore

At the thought of the greater good

I promise to "Solemely Swear That I Am Up To No Good"

for Gred, Forge, and Padfoot of course

I promise to remember Moony

And fight for human rights

I promise to remember Snape

When My heart fills with remorse

I promise to remember Narcissa

When I'd do anything for family

I promise to remember Dora Tonks

When someone is hyper

I promise to remember Hedwig,

who lived and died soaring

I promise to remember Percy

When ambition gets the best of me

I promise to be careful

For Moody's sake, of course

I promise to remember Hagrid

When one is wrongly blamed

I promise to remember Neville

when I stand up for what is right

I promise to remember the Marauders

When a friend says "Call me and I'll be there."

Yes I promise that I will

remember Harry Potter


15 WAYS TO DRIVE PEOPLE INSANE:

1) At lunchtime, sit in your parked car w/sunglasses on and point a hair dryer at passing cars. See if they slow down.

2) Page yourself over the intercom. Don't disguise your voice.

3) Put decaf in the coffee maker for 3 weeks. Once everyone has gotten over their caffeine addictions, switch to espresso.

4) In the memo field of all your cheques, write "FOR SEXUAL FAVORS."

5) Finish all your sentences with "In accordance with the prophecy."

6) Dont use any punctuation

7) As often as possible, skip rather than walk.

8) Ask people what sex they are. Laugh hysterically after they answer.

9) Specify that your drive-through order is "to go".

10) Sing along at the opera.

11) Put mosquito netting around your work area. Play a tape of jungle sounds all day.

12) Five days in advance, tell your friends you can't attend their party because you're not in the mood.

13) When the money comes out of the ATM, scream "I Won! I Won! 3rd time this week!"

14) When leaving the zoo, start running towards the parking lot, yelling, "Run for your lives, they're loose!"

15) Tell your children over dinner. "Due to the economy, we are going to have to let one of you go."


This is beautiful! Try not to cry!

She jumped up as soon as she saw the surgeon come out of the operating room.

She said: "How is my little boy? Is he going to be all right?

When can I see him?"

The surgeon said, "I'm sorry. We did all we could, but your boy didn't make

it."

Sally said, "Why do little children get cancer? Doesn't God care any more?

Where were you, God, when my son needed you?"

The surgeon asked, "Would you like some time alone with your son? One of the

nurses will be out in a few minutes, before he's transported to the university."

Sally asked the nurse to stay with her while she said goodbye to son. She ran

her fingers lovingly through his thick red curly hair. "Would you like a lock of

his hair ?" the nurse asked. Sally nodded yes. The nurse cut a lock of the boy's

hair, put it in a plastic bag and handed it to Sally.

The mother said, "It was Jimmy's idea to donate his body to the University for

Study. He said it might help somebody else. I said no at first, but Jimmy said,

'Mom, I won't be using it after I die Maybe it will help some other little
boy

spend one more day with his Mom.'" She went on, "My Jimmy had a heart of gold.

Always thinking of someone else. Always wanting to help others if he could."

Sally walked out of Children's Mercy Hospital for the last time, after spending

most of the last six months there. She put the bag with Jimmy's belongings on

the seat beside her in the car.

The drive home was difficult. It was even harder to enter the empty house. She

carried Jimmy's belongings, and the plastic bag with the lock of his hair to her

son's room.

She started placing the model cars and other personal things back in his room

exactly where he had always kept them. She laid down across his bed and, hugging

his pillow, cried herself to sleep.

It was around midnight when Sally awoke. Laying beside her on the bed was a

folded letter. The letter said:

"Dear Mom,

I know you're going to miss me; but don't think that I
will ever forget you,

or stop loving you, just 'cause I'm not around to say 'I Love You'. I will

always love you, Mom, even more with each day. Someday we will see each other

again. Until then, if you want to adopt a little boy so you won't be so lonely,

that's okay with me. He can have my room and old stuff to play with. But, if you

decide to get a girl instead, she probably wouldn't like the same things us boys

do. You'll have to buy her dolls and stuff girls like, you know.

Don't be sad thinking about me. This really is a neat place. Grandma and

Grandpa met me as soon as I got here and showed me around some, but it will take

a long time to see everything. The angels are so cool. I love to watch them fly.

And, you know what? Jesus doesn't look like any of his pictures. Yet, when I saw

Him, I knew it was Him. Jesus himself took me to see GOD ! And guess what, Mom?

I got to sit on God's knee and talk to

Him, like I was somebody important.

That's when I told Him that I wanted to write you a letter, to tell you goodbye

and everything. But I already knew that wasn't allowed. Well, you know what Mom

God handed me some paper and His own personal pen to write you this letter. I

think Gabriel is the name of the angel who is going to drop this letter off to

you. God said for me to give you the answer to one of the questions you asked

Him "Where was He when I needed him ?" God said He was in the same place with

me, as when His son Jesus was on the cross. He was right there, as He always is

with all His children.

Oh, by the way, Mom, no one else can see what I've written except you. To

everyone else this is just a blank piece of paper. Isn't that cool ? I have to

give God His pen back now. He needs it to write some more names in the Book of

Life. Tonight I get to sit at the table with Jesus for supper. I'm sure

the food will be great.

Oh, I almost forgot to tell you. I don't hurt anymore The cancer is all gone.

I'm glad because I couldn't stand that pain anymore and God couldn't stand to

see me hurt so much, either. That's when He sent The Angel of Mercy to come get

me. The Angel said I was a Special Delivery! How about that?

Signed with Love from God, Jesus & Me."

If you would do this for your parents as well, please copy and paste the story


I don't care if you're gay or straight, everybody needs love.
I don't care if you're diseased with an incurable sickness, everybody deserves a chance.
I don't care if you're ugly or pretty, everybody has flaws.
I don't care if you're black or white, everybody has the same capabilities.
I don't care if you're weird, everybody needs to change.
I don't care if you're rich or poor, everybody needs warmth.
I don't care if you're different, everybody is.
Repost this if you agree with it.


FAKE VS. REAL

FAKE FRIENDS: Never ask for food.

REAL FRIENDS: Are the reason you have no food.

FAKE FRIENDS: Call your parents Mr./Mrs.

REAL FRIENDS: Call your parents DAD/MOM.

FAKE FRIENDS: Bail you out of jail and tell you what you did was wrong.

REAL FRIENDS: Will sit next to you saying “Dang … we really messed up … but that sure was fun!”

FAKE FRIENDS: Never seen you cry.

REAL FRIENDS: Cry with you.

FAKE FRIENDS: Borrow your stuff for a few days then give it back

REAL FRIENDS: Keep your stuff so long they forget it’s yours.

FAKE FRIENDS: Know a few things about you

REAL FRIENDS: Can write a book about you, with direct quotes from you.

FAKE FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing.

REAL FRIENDS: Will kick the whole crowds butt that left you.

FAKE FRIENDS: Will knock on your front door.

REAL FRIENDS: Walk right in and say “I’M HOME!”

FAKE FRIENDS: Are for awhile.

REAL FRIENDS: Are for life.

FAKE FRIENDS: Say they are too busy to listen to your problems, but when it comes to them they expect you to have all the time in the world.

REAL FRIENDS: Not only kick everything out of their schedule to listen to what’s wrong, but help come up with vindictive plans to make you feel a whole lot better!

FAKE FRIENDS: Make you say sorry when you want to talk to them at odd hours of the night, or even just hang out at odd hours.

REAL FRIENDS: Come right over and hang out with you, until you either fall asleep, or kick them out.

FRIENDS: Lend you their umbrella

BEST FRIENDS:Take yours and say 'RUN LIKE THE WIND BULLSEYE!'

FRIENDS: Asks you to write down your number.

BEST FRIENDS: Has you on speed dial.

FRIENDS: You have to tell them not to tell anyone.

BEST FRIENDS: Already know not to tell.

FRIENDS: Will comfort you when a guy rejects you

BEST FRIENDS: Will go up to him and say 'its because your gay isn't it?'

FRIENDS: Will ask why you're crying

BEST FRIENDS: Will already have a shovel to bury the loser that made you cry.

FRIENDS: Will tell you that you're a great singer even if you're terrible

BEST FRIENDS: Will tell you that you suck.

FAKE FRIENDS: Will ignore this.

REAL FRIENDS: Will repost it


Jesus had no servants, yet they called Him Master...
He had no degree, yet they called Him Teacher...
He had no medicine, yet they called Him Healer...
He had no army, yet kings feared Him...
He won no military battles, yet He conquered the world...
He committed no crime, yet they crucified Him...
He was buried in a tomb, yet He still lives today...
Feel honored to serve such a leader who loves us...
If you believe and God and Jesus Christ is His son...
Then copy and paste this into your profile
If you ignore him, in the Bible, Jesus says..
"If you deny me before man, I will deny you before my father in Heaven..."


333 WAYS TO GET KICKED OUT OF WALMART!!!!

1. Take someone's shopping cart and switch the items with stuff from the person next to them's cart
2. Walk up to complete strangers and say, "Hi! I haven't seen you in so long!..." etc. See if they play along to avoid embarrassment
3. Smash the person in front of you on the head with a ham
4. Go up to some old geezer & say "Grandpa!!! You're ALIVE!!! It's a MIRACLE!!! etc."
5. Take something from someone else's cart, when they say "hey, that's mine! " call the security and say that the other ... person was trying to take your _
6. Move "Caution: Wet Floor" signs to carpeted areas.
7. Hide in the center of the clothes circle where people find shirts, and jump out and yell "AIHAIHAIHAIHAIHAIHAIHAHAHAHAHAAAAA!!!"
8. Go into the dressing room, wait a few minutes, then yell "THERES NO TOILET PAPER IN HERE!!"
9. Get a batman costume, put it on, and run around the store screaming at the top of your lungs, "COME ROBIN! TO THE BATMOBILE!"
10. Hide between clothing and then jump out and yell "PICK ME"
11. When someone asks if you need help, begin to cry and ask, "Why won't you people just leave me alone?"
12. Take up an entire aisle in Toys by setting up a full scale battlefield with G.I. Joes vs. the X-Men
13. Hide in a clothes circle. When someone with a shopping cart goes by stick your hand out and steal something from them
14. Grab a guitar and start singing Wake Me Up When September Ends in a loud shrieking half screaming voice
15. Randomly place 24 bags of candy in peoples carts
16. Go to an empty checkout stand and try to check people out.
17. Go up to an employee and in a official tone say "code three in house ware" and see what happens
18. Follow people through the aisles, always staying about five feet away. Continue to do this until they leave the department
19. Challenge other customers to duels with tubes of gift wrap
20. Set up a concert of singing hamster dolls. Get your friends and turn them on all at the same time. Then act like a conductor
21. Make up nonsense products and ask newly hired employees if there are any in stock, i.e., "Do you have any Shnerples here?"
22. Open a pack of yugioh cards and challenge random people to a "d-d-d-d-d-d-duel!"
23. While walking around alone, pretend someone is with you and get into a very serious conversation
24. Tape a walkie-talkie to the back of a Barbie doll and say to random people, "I know where you live..."
25. Attempt to drown in a kiddy pool...
26. Drag a lounge chair on display over to the magazines and relax. If the store has a food court, buy a soft drink; explain that you don't get out much, and ask if they can put a little umbrella in it
27. Open up random packages in the toy aisle then walk off. If an employee asks what you're doing, just say "I changed my mind."
28. Run around Wal-Mart in a bathing suit singing the Surfin' USA theme song
29. Say things like, "Would you be as kind so to direct me to your Twinkies?"
30. If an employee comes within 30 ft scream "GET AWAY FROM ME!!!" Then run out of the store screaming
31. Walk up to an employee and ask questions like how come this store is called wal mart? Or what's up with your hair? Why do you people wear name tags can't you all remember your own names?
32. Test the fishing rods and see what you can "catch" from the other aisles
33. Glare menacingly at anyone who comes within 40 ft of you. Then hiss like a snake and act like you're going to bite them
34. Throw a fake rubber snake into some lady's face and watch her freak out
35. Squeeze their legs and either sing, "I like to move it, move it! Or say "You got chicken legs!"
36. Dart around suspiciously while humming the theme from "Mission: Impossible."
37. While no one's watching quickly switch the men's and women's signs on the doors of the rest room
38. Bring your pet pit-bull into Wal-mart. Act casual. If someone is brave enough to walk up to you and tell you to get out, simply reply "He's going to help me pick out his favorite dog food"
39. TP as much of the store as possible
40. Whenever you hear a voice saying, clean up etc fall to the ground sobbing screaming the voices!! then get back up & act normal
41. Dress up in a trench coat & wear sunglasses. Walk up to someone browsing and say "The rooster is in the nest" Wait for a reply. After they finish talking, hand them a cap gun and whisper "use this wisely."
42. Go to the music aisle and start singing horrible karaoke
43. Walk along look at someone giggle at them & say to no one... I know I know... hehehe keep doing it until they give you a weird look & walk off
44. Set all the alarm clocks to go off at ten minute intervals throughout the day
45. Go in to the camping department and enter a tent then tell random customers that they can come in if they bring a pillow from the bedding department
46. Broadcast K-mart commercials over the intercom
47. Go up to the bagel section with cream cheese all over your face. Then start chanting, "We love bagels! We love bagels!"
48. Over the intercom say there is a big sale on all items in electronics department and first 10 people to the check outs gets one item free... & see what happens
49. Randomly start putting different size undergarments in peoples carts
50. Contaminate the entire auto department by sampling all the spray air fresheners
51. Run through the store and jump on random peoples carts singing I KNOW A SONG THAT GETS ON EVERYBODYS NERVES!!
52. Go up to random people and poke them. If they ask you what you're doing or tell you to stop, tell them that you're trying to find out what they ate for dinner last night
53. Do your American Idol audition in front of the security cameras
54. Get a marker & go over all the barcodes with a line then go purchase your items... the person who is serving you will have to enter all the barcodes in by hand
55. Go up to some of the customers while your carrying a paper bag and say "trick or treat!" and if they don't give you anything, do the sad puppy dog face
56. Hide under a big pile of clothes and throw random objects at people when they walk by
57. Get a stuffed animal and go to the front of the store and begin stroking it lovingly, saying "Good girl, good Bessie."
58. Walk up to a pizza place and ask for a Mcchicken
59. Go to the bathroom with a cantaloupe (hidden) Make grunting noises and drop the cantaloupe in the toilet. Then say "Phew, That's better"
60. Put blue paint on your hand and when you see someone put your hand on their shirt and point at them and say, "A clue a clue!"
61. Go to a clerk and tell them u lost your son and ask if they can call his name over the speaker! When they ask u his name make up a ridiculous name
62. Leave cryptic messages on the typewriters
63. While Humming the theme to Mission Impossible While wearing all black, knock over all of the cans
64. Take all the CD's put them in the wrong place and when an employee puts them all back yell at her and mess them up again
65. Go to the front of the store in a baby diaper and ask a macho guy to change you
66. Take a friend with you and a younger child and start arguing over who gets custody then have the child run away and out of the store and yell CILLY COME BACK!!!
67. Climb up a ladder & try doing a King Kong thing
68. Run through the make-up department and yell, "There's a dead body in aisle 3!!!"
69. Grab a can of whipped cream & find a bald guy Spray it on his head
70. Dress up in a fairy costume, and climb up a ladder and when people go by say "your wish is granted"
71. Dress up as a giant smiley face and whip price signs! Then yell "ROLLBACK!!!"
72. Walk up to someone act like you can read their mind & say... sir or madam... don't think that.
73. Walk towards a group of people and hit your head and say in a loud voice, "Shut up in there."
74. Put make up all over your face so it looks like a 2 year old did it and then say, "She's horrible at giving make-overs!" and point to a random woman.
75. Go up to random people and ask them if they will be your friends then link arms and start to sing the friends theme song
76. Ride those little electronic cars at the front of the store
77. Smear ketchup on yourself, lie on your back in the kids aisle, and pretend to be dead
78. Lay a 20 dollar bill on the ground and back away and when someone tries to pick it up run up to them and yell hands off my dollar!! Then got to a manager and tell him that they stole 20 dollars from you
79. Randomly throw things over into neighboring aisles
80. Try all of the sodas and put them back then say, "Yup, that stuff's not poisonous."
81. Play with the calculators so that they all spell "hello" upside down
82. Run up to random people and ask if they like green eggs and ham
83. Attempt to fit into very large gym bags, then attempt to fit others into very large gym bags
84. Bang on the pots and pans in the cooking aisle
85. Act as though you are being beaten and fall onto the ground screaming and having convulsions
86. Swing on the half price banners
87. Go up to a random person and tap on his/her shoulder. When the person looks at you, ask what and walk off like you're annoyed
88. Burp and say mmmm, tasty
89. Hold Barbie for ransom
90. Run around with a country music cd and sing Queen's "We Will Rock You"
91. throw random items over into the next aisle and see if you can score into someone's cart
92. Ride around in a Barbie jeep with Barbie in the front seat and act like you're talking to her by saying "Let's bust this joint!"
93. Wrap a hose around you and shout, "AAH! I'M BEING HELD HOSTAGE!"
94. Do your own radio show over the intercom
95. Go to the aisle with the Star Wars stuff and hold up a Luke Skywalker toy and say "Luke, I am your father" and make breathing noises in your darth vader mask
96. Glue pennies on the floor 'heads' side up
97. Knock over all the shelves and run around screaming 'EARTHQUAKE! EVERYON RUN!
98. find a pair of walkie talkies and have a conversation with your self when everyone is watching you
99. Go to the checkout and buy a bar of candy. Repeat, going to the same cash register, until the clerk notices
100. Grab heavy but not too heavy objects, and see who can throw them the most aisles over
101. Buy expensive stuff, go home and use white-out and a pen to change the price to something much lower, and the total much higher, then return and demand a refund
102. get a cardboard box, go in the store and pop out of the box and give out candy to passerby
103. Find the fish section and when someone walks by begin to pet the fish tank and say, "I know how you feel..."
104. Spill water on the floor, and run around claiming that the store is flooded
105. As the cashier runs your purchase over the scanner say "BEEP" in a loud voice. Repeat this for every item, and for other customers items
106. Scream really loudly and when someone tells you to be quiet scream, "I will not be silenced!!!!"
107. Hold a bag of frozen veggies over your head and yell "Fear me and my evil army of frozen carrots!!"
108. Hug someone randomly and say, "I love u mommy!"
109. Go in the undergarments section and ask random people if they think this will fit
110. Tie a plushie to one end of a string your ankle to the other end, and run around screaming "HELP! IT'S AFTER ME!"
111. Start yelling at the stuffed animals when there are people around
112. Grab some pampers Pull-Ups and while buying them yell at the clerk "Mommy, guess what? I'm a big kid now!!"
113. Go into the bedding department and with cookies in your hand lay on a bed then pretend ur having a nightmare about cookies and yell " COOKIE!! COOKIE!!!! NOOOOOO!!!!" Then start rolling around
114. Make evil eyes at someone and start whispering, "I'm the little girl from the well... I've been waiting..."
115. Go to the cafeteria area and buy frys. Then stand by the door and when people walk through throw the frys above their head like there getting married
116. look at old people with wide eyes saying, "I see dead people!"
117. Get a tent ( With holes preferably ) and tell people to come in your lair. When they do chuck popcorn at them and ask them who invited them in
118. Ride around on those electric cars and pretend that your a prissy English Man. Say things like "Cheerio, good man." to people who walk by. And don't forget to have perfect posture.
119. Chase your friends up and down aisles trying to run over them with those electric cars. Make sure to tell your friends to act like they don't know you.
120. Spend all your money riding on those little rides for toddlers. Fit the character; if you on a horse, then pretend that your a cowboy, etc. And if a little kid comes over wanting to use it, start barking at them until they run away crying.
121. Have silly string fights with a friend. Hide behind customers and "accidentally" hit the people instead of your friend.
122. Draw mustaches on all the pictures and mannequins.
123. Walk up to the customer service and when they say "Hello, how may I help you?" say "Yes, I'll have a Quarter Pounder with cheese, one strawberry shake, a large order of french fries and a diet coke." And when they start to talk, say "Oh, to go". Then when they say that they can't give it to you say "Oh, This is because I'm gay isn't it? I'd expect this from McDonalds, but not Walmart
124. Get popcorn and throw at customers, sneaking up on them in an un stealth-like way, while yelling random things 125. Start to madly scratch yourself and walk up to people asking where the rash cream is because your family and all your friends seem to have a rash too.
126. When your alone, have loud conversations with your "multiple personalities". Have an English man, a Southern person, someone from New York, a Grandma, and a 5 year old girl all at the same time. You have to use accents.
127. Start "dancing" like mad. Basically, just wail your arms and legs around like your having some kind of massive seizure.
128. Try on crazy costumes and walk casually through the store.
129. Stick your arm in your jacket and suspiciously start to leave the store. Get really tense and start to lean over as your walking through the doors As if your suspecting the alarms to go off. Then when it doesn't go off, let out a big sigh. Then quickly look around you to see who's watching and run away as fast as you can.
130. Balance EVERYTHING you see on the tips of your finger, your nose, your forehead, and the top of your head while singing the circus song.
131. Spend hours staring at a little blinking light. After a while, start saying blink everytime it blinks. Don't look away, just stay mesmerized.
132. Light a match under a sprinkler
133. Walk up to someone and say "Oh, so your back for more. I warned you never to come back here. Wait here while I go get my shot gun". Then walk away.
134. Buy something that is like $5 and give the cashier all pennies.
135. Walk up to a guy and say "Oh my god, is it you? Oh my god it is!!! I haven't seen you in so long!!!!" Then kiss him. Then slap and him say "Why didn't you ever call me??" Then walk away. Much more affective if you're a guy.
136. Stand next to a maniquin and pretend that your a mannequin. Try to hold the same position for as long as possible. Then finally as someone is walking by, check your watch and say. "Finally, my shift is done. I really don't get paid enough to do this"
137. Stare at the ceiling. See how many people look up.
138. Start singing oldies songs in to megaphone.
139. start hitting on the mannequins.
140. Super-glue a quarter to the floor and count how many people try to pick it up.
141. Switch the price tags with something expensive and something really cheap.
142. Put women's clothes into men's carts.
143. Put preppy stuff, like short skirts and whatnot, into old men's carts when they aren't looking.
144. Run around in front of a mirror screaming "COPYCAT!"
145. Bring a friend and a stopwatch. Get carts and race around. every time you nock something over, subtract a second from your time. You usually get kicked out before you figure out who won.
146. Find a couple. Run up to the one who is an opposite gender from you, slap them, and say "WHAT IS THIS? I THOUGHT WHAT WE HAD WAS SPECIAL!!!"
147. Go up to an assistant and ask for mayonnaise. When they say they don't have it, start crying and scream, "Now how am I supposed to paint my toenails?!?"
148. Lay on the floor and do a ground angel
149. Steal their ketchup, go on the counter, smear ketchup all over you and say HELP ME HELP ME! OMG! THE HOTDOG KILLED ME!
150. Start jumping on one of their beds attempt to fall asleep until one guy tells you to get off. Then yell 'HEY! WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE?!?!? GET OUT OF MY HOUSE! GET AWAY FROM MY BED!!!!"
151. Run around switching all of the open signs on the cash registers to closed and all of the closed signs to open. Watch the customers get confused.
152. Ask for Goat Milk
153. Make sure somebody's in the same aisle, then run screaming into a wall. Fall down and say "AHHH! The pain, the horrible, terrible pain!" Until someone asks if you're alright. When they do, get up and say, "Yes, I'm fine, why?" And then walk away calmly like nothing happened.
154. Dress up as an emo kid, then scream at people, "WHY HAVE YOU COME TO WORSEN MY MISERY?!"
155. Dress up as a ninja and go around the store karate chopping people
156. Ride a horse on a stick toy thing and have your friend pull you around the store on a skateboard while you scream, "The British are coming! The British are coming!"
157. Turn a cart over and put towels over it so they can't see in. when someone starts to open it, start yelling "Hey, I'm Using the Bathroom in here!!!"
158. Buy a chocolate bar, go to the bathroom, smear chocolate on your hand, reach under the next stall and ask, "Can I have some toilet paper?"
159. Take a fishing pole, tie it to a dollar, and go fishing for humans!
160. Climb up to one of the really high shelves and start singing Christmas carols at the top of your lungs. Works better around summer.
161. Get a mirror and put it on top of a cart so it lay across it. Get on top and have someone push you down an isle, and Sing "Surfin' USA"
162. When the intercom comes on, fall on your knees and scream in tears of joy, "God has spoken!!!"
163. Get on a bike and ride around and crash into everything and everyone who gets in your way.
164. Pour a bunch of lemonade from the entrance to the bathroom and come out saying someone should have told me where the bathroom was quicker!
165. Steal guns and ammo and shoot all the TV's you can find. whoever blows up most wins
166. Get an umbrella and have someone in a cart (or just a tall person) pour water on it while you sing Raindrops Are Fallin' On My Head.
167. Call the front desk and when they answer the phone say I'm sorry, your call could not be completed as dialed. Please hang up and try again. Then call and say I'm sorry, I will have to put you on hold. Can you call back? I'm busy on isle 3.
168. Go into one of those employees only doors and go behind some food shelves. when people reach out to grab food, grab their arm and start to pull on it.
169. eat all the ice cream boxes and then blame it on a worker with ice cream all over your face
170. Pour carrots on the floor so the employees have to pick it up. Continue doing it for a long period of time.
171. Skate around on a skateboard, then fall over and pretend to break your leg.
172. Start playing the violin.
173. Stare at a blank T.V, for an hour and when somebody asks what your doing, answer, "Shh, this is my favorite show!"
174. Stand on the conveyor belt at the check out with a barcode on your forehead.
175. Start saying stuff like argetrargrehargenstartgen to everyone who walks in.
176. walk around in dirty cloths and eat all the produce lika a bum
177. Poke people and run away screaming, "Don't touch me!!!"
178. Stare at people for a minute and then smile at them happily
179. Beat your chest and run around screaming like Tarzan.
180. Throw stuff on the floor and start yelling at an imaginary friend.
181. Shoot spitwads at people and then fall on the ground laughing hysterically
182. Go into a bathroom that is of the opposite gender of yourself and open the stalls saying, "Ooh la la!"
183. Walk up to random people, give them a hug, and say, "I love you!"
184. Dress up as an old man and start stealing stuff
185. Start a fire, then sit around it with your friends in Indian clothes.
186. Walk around in a court jester costume
187. Run at people with a pitch fork
188. Pretend that you're having a heart attack
189. Throw tomatoes at people and then tackle them
190. Get on the intercom and calmly say, "Attention shoppers. I would like to inform you that the world is about to end, and that there's a sale on isle two."
191. Buy a carton of vanilla ice cream, run up to the cash register, tell the cashier you forgot your money, then start dancing like Napoleon Dynamite, screaming, "Where's my chap stick?!"
192. Pretend to be Spiderman by running up walls and trying to save people
193. Claim isle three as your 'Secret Lair'
194. Run around the store singing the My Little Pony theme song as loud as you can.
195. Get a giant Christmas stocking and hop around in it like it's a potato sack on field day
196. Build a wall out of stuffed animals
197. Put on a cape and run around singing the Phantom of the Opera
198. Yell curse words at people
199. Knock down as many displays as you can
200. Go up to a random old guy with white hair and say, "I want Bratz for Christmas! Thank you Santa!" and then give him a hug and run away.
201. Dress up in a super villain costume and then go around the store yelling, "MARRY ME!" to random people
202. Go up to a tough looking guy and push him and say you wanna fight? And when he pushes back start to cry and run away
203. Point to a cash register and ask the cashier, "How much is that?"
204. Get a tent and campout with the Barbie dolls in the toy isle
205. Chew gum loudly in people's faces
206. Throw a poke-ball at someone and yell, "PIKACHU, I CHOOSE YOU!"
207. Turn on all the flashlights, hang them from the ceiling, stand under them, scatter confetti at your feet, and start singing, using a Barbie as a microphone.
208. Play baseball in the middle of the store, then score a home run and run around the store screaming.
209. Flirt with someone, plan a date, and then break up with them, all in 10 minutes.
210. Get a cart and pile it high with items. When the cashier tells you the price, exclaim, "What a rip off!" And walk out of the store.
211. Start singing, "Tinkle, tinkle, little star! In a toilet that's real far! Up above us in the sky! It's weird to learn that pee does fly! Make sure it does never land! In my, my, my, my, my hand!"
212. Find all the beans you can and put them in your cart, and then tell random people that it's your breakfast, lunch, and dinner for the next couple years.
213. Pay for your stuff with all pennies, and then come up one too short.
214. Scream, "Look! Someone's stealing an old lady's purse!" and when they look away, take all the stuff in their cart and throw it around the store shouting "I'm a terrorist!"
215. Run out of the dressing room screaming, "Michael Jackson has my dad!"
216. Go to the pet isle. Point to a fish and say, "I'll have that one. And that one. And that one..." Keep going until you've pointed to every fish they have in stock
217. Tap dance through the store
218. Change the music on the intercom to Mexican
219. Rip open every package you see
220. Get on a bike and have your friend chase you. Pretend you are going to run over somebody and then move out the way.
221. Stand in front of the security camera and pretend to die (dramatically)
222. Scream "SECURITY!" as loud as you can. When they come up act all panicky and say "This is really important!" Then smile and say, "Hi."
223. Sing "Mary Had A Little Lamb" as loud as you can in the music section, then smile and say "Well, it's the music section so I thought you might like some live music." Then sing it again.
224. Run around with underwear on your head, screaming, "I am Captain Underpants!"
225. Follow a male security dude and ask him where the "feminine needs" are.
226. Go to the toy isle, set up the GI joe figures and yell, " Then it's WAR!!!"
227. Pull down your pants next to a flower display and "water" the flowers.
228. Go to the bakery section and yell "I LOVE PIE!" to everyone you see.
229. Take all the pets out of their cages, including the fish.
230. Grab a strawberry shortcake doll and go to the bakery section. Tell the baker "I'd like to buy strawberry shortcake!" and hold the doll in their face.
231. Scream, "GET OUT OF MY YARD!" to everyone who walks by you.
232. Announce that there's a huge sale at Target
233. Throw a party in a busy isle
234. Test drive lawn mowers
235. Have a tennis tournament in the middle of the store
236. Throw all the bouncy balls in the toy section everywhere and let them bounce around
237. Carry a bomb and make it explode
238. Eat a bunch of candy and refuse to pay for it
239. Go to the in store restaurant and order anything. When receiving it tell them that this was not what you wanted. Refuse to pay and go tell the manager
240. Hide in a pile of plushies and then jump out at people who walk by
241. Act like an old lady and scream, "AH! I broke my back! This wouldn't happen at Target!"
242. Pretend to be a life size Barbie. When someone wants to buy you, run away screaming that someone was trying to kidnap you.
243. Take a marker to all the happy faces. Then change the prices. That will start an uproar
244. When a clerk stops you and asks your name read their name of their id card. When they say it's not your name scream, "IDENTITY THEFT!!!"
245. Throw jelly sweets at the cashiers
246. Steal a shopping cart(As in take it out of the store and put it in your car)
247. Ride on the back of the carts. (they hate it when you do that) Run into other carts yelling like a maniac.
248. Follow one person around the store. Poke them ever so often. When the snap and yell at you scream, "STALKER!!"
249. Pretend like you're a person who works there and walk around saying, "Can I help you find anything?"
250. Spill cooking oil all over the floor and then slide in it
251. Pretend like you're blind and can't find what your looking for. Go up to random people and ask, "Will you help me find some cat food for Fluffy?"
252. Bowl with bottles full of open soda
253. Run around with a bowl of cheerios yelling, "It lowered my cholesterol!"
254. Order a pizza from the cashier
255. Ask to have your pizza shaken, not stirred
256. Start a food fight
257. Go up to a fat woman and say, "Taxi?"
258. Put underwear over your shorts, get a blue shirt, yellow paint, and red paint, paint an s on the shirt, go to the material section, cut a red cape, then get an umbrella, open it, and jump off the tops of shelves.
259. Take the spray paint and paint all the people around you
260. Go up to random people and hug them while putting a 'Kick Me' sign on the back of their shirt
261. Hide in dark places with a golden ring. when people walk by, jump out at them hissing, "We wants it! You cants have it!" Then gently whisper, "it will be alright my precious"
262. Flip off the manager
263. Go to the food section, take all of the boxed items out, and stack them up to make a fort. Glue can help. And creating a 'distraction' elsewhere for the employees to handle while you work does too...
264. Drop a pen and let someone else go and pick it up for you. When they do try to pick it up yell to them, "HEY THATS MY PEN THEIF!"
265. Bring a slip n' slide blast some Music and bring some random people to it and kick their back so they slide accross the slip n' slide and scream "PARTY IN THE HIZ HOUSE!!!!!!!"
266. Throw a dance party
267. Write on the floors
268. Pull all the clothes off the racks into a pile on the floor and hide under it, and when someone tries to pick the clothes up, leap out cackling madly and run down the aisles, still cackling.
269. Go up to someone and say "look over there" Then pull down their pants. And, if you're lucky, their underwear.
270. Pretend to have an asthma attack, and when someone tries to help you, bite them. Or pretend to faint.
271. Get a bag of chips and walk around the store eating them. When an employee tries to stop you or make you pay, tell them that they're your chips! Keep screaming it.
272. Spray a customer with pepper spray and scream, "Help! Help! He's a rapist!"
273. Pretend to be a rabid dog and run around growling at people. Then if someone tries to stop you, bite them.
274. Lie on the floor. Just lie there. It is guaranteed to freak people out. Either pretend to be asleep, or to have passed out.
275. Take toys and put them on the floor and take a cart. Start running over the toys screaming, "Monster Truck Mania!!!"
276. Climb up the shelves/storage units, then refuse to come down.
277. Take red juice Pour it on your face make streaks or stripes then layout on the floor with a flower in your hand when a crowd of people come stand up and walk like a zombie!
278. Grab a bowl, spoon, milk, and cereal. Eat it right there and tell them you'll pay when your done.
279. Stand on the conveyer belt when your checking out and walk like its a treadmill... then ask for a speed increase
280. Wrap yourself in toilet paper rolls and pretend to be a mummy looking for your wife, Cleopatra
281. Follow a stranger around and mimic them. Continue doing this for a long period of time.
282. If you are in Target, say there is a code yellow
283. Get some candy corn form the candy aisle put two on your canine teeth and go around the store biting peoples necks
284. Flirt with the manager's wife
285. Walk calmly to the CDs, when u see one that has Hilary Duff, yell (if you're a fan) OHMIGOD! HILARY'S LATEST! OHMIGOSH, I, LIKE HAVE TO HAVE THIS! (if you're not a fan) Find a hammer, take the CD, gently put it on the floor, then mash it like a madman.
286. Run around spinning and say you're the Tasmanian devil
287. Run around in circles and yell, "I'M THE CIRCLE MAN!"
288. Announce a sock-sliding contest and take off your shoes and start sliding. It's actually really fun...
289. Go up to a employee ask for a application and where it says goals write down 'to take over Wal-Mart' and turn it in
290. Get a water gun and threaten someone with it. A cashier is usually a prime candidate. Then say in a low, dangerous voice (without collapsing into laughter) "Empty out the cash register."
291. Take a soda, shake it up, and then spray it at people.
292. Hide in the clothes so when someone comes to look you yell, "PICK ME!"
293. Request that an employee find you an imaginary product, then keep saying: "I know it's here somewhere, just keep looking!" Eventually the employee will run out of patience, so then you say: "You've been punked!" And run out screaming and laughing. (Maybe you won't get kicked out, but you'll freak an employee out...)
294. Print out a bunch of advertisements for Target, Marshalls, etc... Then calmly go around taping/gluing/stapling them to products, people, and walls. It helps to have a WHOLE lot of them.
295. Move things around. (Put frozen food in with the barbies, etc...)
296. If a fat person has a twinkies in their cart take it out and start eating it and spit it out on them and yell, "That crud is sick!"
297. Point at an old man and yell, "LOOK EVERYONE! IT'S BRITNEY SPEARS!"
298. Put a ski mask on and wear a black cape with black clothes and a fake sword and yell, "Zoro has returned!"
299. Dress up as an old lady and whack people with your purse and when employees come to stop you, pretend to faint
300. Go to Wal-Mart at 2:00 in the morning and do cartwheels around the store screaming, "I'm pregnant!"
301. Put on a long wig and claim to be Pocahontas
302. Break some glass, then accuse a flying monkey
303. Threaten a cashier with a candy bar
304. Bring in scissors and glue. If anyone asks, tell them you are fulfilling your dream of giving Wal Mart a Make Over.
305. Buy a bag of candy. Start to walk away, then ask if you can exchange them. Repeat until they get angry.
306. Go to the dairy section and protest against milking cows. Say things like, "What if the cows aren't ok with us milking them? Cows have rights too!" 307. Redecorate the Rollback Smiley Face so he is green with neon pink eyes.
308. Go up to the manager and ask where the nearest K-Mart is.
309. If you see a couple holding hands, run through their hands and scream, "RED ROVER!"
310. Grab a gnome, then hide in a clothes rack and when someone picks out a shirt or whatever jump out and yell "The gnome did it! The gnome did it!" Then throw the gnome and run.
311. Put up free sample signs all over the store and watch people leave with their "free samples."
312. Run around the store screaming, "OMG! HELP! PINTO BEANS ARE TAKING OVER COSTCO! AHHH!"
313. In Walmart, they give out free stickers. Take them and decorate your body with them. 314. Get a bunch of your friends, about 10 or more, and go up to a lady who looks like she's in her 20's. When there are lots of people around, ask, "Mommy? Can we have some ice cream?"
315. Spit in the manager's face
316. Stare at a customer for a long time while saying, "Hello, hello, hello" nonstop until they get really mad
317. Go to customer service and say, "Your fat vallet guy stole my car."
318. Put an "Out of Order" sign on the manager's butt
319. Go up to customers and whisper, "Seven Days..." and if they turn around, pelt them with Skittles
320. Melt chocolate, then scream, "Free face masks!"
321. Wear a pair of bright yellow pants on your head and run around screaming, "They Got Me!!"
322. Slap the manager and scream, "He's alive! He's ALIVE!!!"
323. Put a lot of matches and gasoline in your cart, then smile at people
324. Run around the store five times, and when you are done, scream, "I WIN!" and do a victory dance
325. Let a collie lose in the store, then scream, "Lassie, come home!"
326. Make your friend that's a guy try on girl clothes and then have him run around like a crazy person.
327. Hide in a boys clothes rack, and when a boy with glasses walks by, scream, "You're a wizard, Harry!"
328. Grab lots of G.I. Joe action figures and Water Bombs and yell, "ITS WAR!!!" whenever someone walks by and throw the bombs at them.
329. Put a Dora toy on the floor and when someone tries to pick it up, yell, "Swiper No Swiping!"
330. Buy a fake but expensive looking vase. (ex. a cheap glass pot.) Fill it with some ash and soot. Then take it to an employee, bump into him and drop it so it shatters. Then keep screaming at him that it was your mother and you will sue him for every thing he owns, and tell him he has to pick it up then and there or he will be cursed for 10 years.
331. Put a squirt gun in a stuffed elmo's hand and scream, "Everybody down!! Elmo's got a gun!"
332. Drive around in a kiddie car singing the batman theme song.
333. Run around with underwear on your head screaming, "I'm Blind!!!


77 Ways to Annoy Your Teachers (Danny Phantom)

#1: When the PA comes on, scream "I HEAR THE VOICES!" and run around the class room.

#2: Bring a cheesy top hat to school. When the teacher tells you to "put on your thinking cap", put it on and claim that it is your thinking cap.

#3: If the teacher stops lecturing, clap your hands and chant "Don't stop! Don't stop!"

#4: Perform the classic "pin on the teacher's chair" prank

#5: Randomly shout out "Will you be my FRIEND?" (much like Klemper!)

#6: When your reading teacher asks if you read the assignment, casually say "I saw the movie."

#7: When you are caught doing something bad, such as talking, blame it on your imaginary friend

#8: Make a really big deal out of random things

#9: Make a huge show out of going up to the board to do a problem

#10: When talking about different cities/states/countries in Social Studies, claim "I went there!" for each one

#11: Whisper loudly for no apparent reason

#12: If a teacher mentions anything having to do with a song you know, stand up and belt out that song

#13: Bring a really strong and/or disgusting perfume/body spray and permeate the air inside of the classroom

#14: If a teacher asks you a question, smile slyly and say "It's a secret," mysteriously

#15: Drop your books on the floor periodically

#16: Hack into the PA system so that every time it comes on, it plays "Barbie Girl", the "Barney" theme song, or the "GhostBusters" theme song

#17: If a teacher asks you a question, snap at them and say "Hey! I ask the questions here, not you, buster!"

#18: Draw smiley faces everywhere

#19: Stay in the bathroom for a really long time

#20: Sing the school song at random times

#21: Go crazy with whoopee cushions

#22: Whenever there is lightning/thunder, scream like a girl and dive under your desk

#23: Randomly turn to the empty desk next to you and pretend to hold it hostage

#24: Talk in an annoying accent all day

#25: Run down the halls screaming "IT'S COMING!" When asked what, scream and get in their face "Don't you know? IT'S COMING!"

#26: Host a jocks versus nerds food fight

#27: Bring a stuffed animal to school. Act like it's a live thing all day.

#28: Talk like a combination of Mr. Lancer and Technus the whole day (oh the horror…)

#29: Randomly scream "OH MY GOSH! It's Danny and/or Dani Phantom!"

#30: Hack into the computer system

#31: Bring your cell phone to class and set it for a really annoying ringtone. When it begins to ring, let it play until it's all done, then say "Oh, was that MY phone?"

#32: On a completely random day, throw a surprise birthday party for your teacher

#33: Criticize your teacher's favorite sports team

#34: Fill in your verbal answers with lots of "fillers" (that is, "ers", "ums", "uhs", etc.)

#35: On a test/worksheet, put down "I don't know" for every question, even if it's multiple choice

#36: In computer class, randomly scream "IT'S NOT WORKING!" When encountered, say "Are you BLIND? IT'S NOT WORKING!"

#37: When talking about the weather, fake a forecast in a deep weatherman voice (or act like Lance Thunder)

#38: Pose or freak out at the security cameras

#39: Repeatedly ask teachers for their autographs

#40: In the middle of a lecture, shout "HEY! I'm doing something over here you know! Jeez, some people are RUDE!"

#41: Stand outside of the classroom and act like a security guard. Ask people trying to get in for an ID

#42: During a tornado drill, grab the fire extinguisher and spray it all around

#43: Pull the fire alarm

#44: Come to school in your pajamas. When a teacher asks you about it, have a meltdown

#45: Go into the bathroom. When a teacher goes in, scream "THERE'S NO TOILET PAPER IN HERE!"

#46: "Graffiti" all over the whiteboard/chalkboard

#47: When there is a substitute, say "No, no, no, you're supposed to do it THIS way," to everything they say or do

#48: Come to school dressed as a superhero, Dora the Explorer, or Danny or Dani Phantom

#49: If the teacher is late, help out by "taking over"

#50: If you disagree about something, start a huge rebellion

#51: In band, when the teacher tells you to stop, keep playing. When he/she finally gets your attention, say "That meant to stop? I wondered why everyone else stopped playing suddenly!"

#52: Advertise a "trash the teacher's lounge" event secretly

#53: When a teacher comes down the hallway, scream and jump into your locker

#54: Talk in rhyme all day. When asked about it, blame the GhostWriter (in rhyme, of course!)

#55: Write/say all of your answers in code/another language that your teacher doesn't know

#56: Change all of the clocks

#57: Place alarm clocks in random parts of the room and set them off so that they go off every five minutes

#58: When given an assignment, break down and cry "I CAN'T DO THIS!"

#59: Wear a bag over your head

#60: Do something annoying during a test

#61: In gym, when the teacher announces you'll be wrestling/boxing, stand up and proclaim "Violence is NOT the answer!"

#62: Take a sleeping pill so that you sleep during class

#63: If a ghost comes into the class, throw the Fenton Thermos at the teacher's head and smile innocently

#64: Spill balls all over the floor

#65: Shout out random things

#66: When given an 'F', say that you failed fashionably

#67: Wear slippers to school. When encountered, say "SHH! I'm spying!" in a loud whisper

#68: Dump sticky stuff EVERYWHERE

#69: In gym class, if hit even the slightest bit, act melodramatic. When encountered by the teacher, say "I see the light" dramatically

#70: Flip everything upside down

#71: Poke teachers in the stomach repeatedly. When encountered, say "I'm seeing I you're a robot, cause you drone a lot!"

#72: Give play-by-play commentary on everything

#73: Chew gum in class and make a big deal out of it

#74: When a teacher mentions something about you or your name, yell "STOP MOCKING ME!"

#75: Keep asking for Band-Aids. When asked about it, say "I'm making a modern art masterpiece! Why must everybody criticize me?"

#76: When answering a question orally, blather on and on

And for the Grand Finale…

#77: Get all of the kids to do a "High School Musical" thing all day


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Copy and paste this star onto your profile if you would wish for world peace!


Your One and Only Wish

Do it one by one, don't look ahead!

1. Write the name of a person of the opposite gender. Danny Phantom

2. Which is your favorite color out of red, black, blue, and green, yellow? BLUE!!!!!!

3. Your first initial? S

4. Your month of birth? December.

5. Which color do you like more, black or white? White!

6. Name of a person of the same gender as yours. Alex Leep (not real name)

7. Your favorite number? Don't have one.

8. Do you like California or Florida more? Hm... Florida, I suppose. I've never been to either, so I can't judge.

9. Do you like the lake or the ocean more? Lake. Less sand in my shoes afterwards.

10. Write down a wish (a realistic one) I wish that... hm... I wish that one of my stories could get published.

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THE ANSWERS

1. You are completely in love with this person. Huh? He's a cartoon character. Blegh, I'm glad I didn't put my bro's name. That would have been even grosser!!!!!!

2. If you choose:

Red: You are alert and your life is full of love.

Black: You are conservative and aggressive.

Green: Your soul is relaxed and you are laid back.

Blue: You are spontaneous and love kisses and affection from the ones you love. Hm... Nah, I don't think so. In fact, I feel awkward around people.

Yellow: You are a very happy person and give good advice to those who are down.

3. If your initial is:

A-K: You have a lot of love and friendships in your life.

L-R: You try to enjoy life to the maximum and your love life is soon to blossom.

S-Z: You like to help others and your future love life looks very good. Well, helping is fun, but I... well, I don't always do it. *sheepish look* As for my love life? Doubt it.

4. If you were born in:

Jan.-Mar.: The year will go very well for you and you will discover that you fall in love with someone totally unexpected.

Apr.-June: You will have a strong love relationship that will not last long, but the memories will last forever.

July-Sept.: You will have a great year and will experience a major life. Changing experience for the good.

Oct.-Dec.: Your love life will not be too great, but eventually you will find your Soul mate. So, how does this match up with your last prediction?

5. If you choose...

Black: Your life will take on a different direction; it will seem hard at the time. But will be the best thing for you, and you will be glad for the change.

White: You will have a friend who completely confides in you and would do anything for you, but you may not realize it. Whatever you say, insane survey.

6. This person is your best friend. Well, we ARE pretty good online friends, but we're not entirely besties. Sorry Al. *sheepish look*

7. This is how many close friends you have in a lifetime. Does that mean I won't have any, or I'll have too many to count?

8. If you choose...

California: You like adventure.

Florida: You are a laid-back person. I guess...?

9. If you choose...

Lake: You are loyal to your friends and your love. And you are very reserved. I can agree with the first statement, but the second - Oh, who am I kidding, I hate talking to people. Of course I'm reserved!

Ocean: You are spontaneous and like to please people.

10. This wish will come true only if you RE-POST THIS BULLETIN in one hour and it will come true before your next birthday! Oh yeah, I'm definitely going to publish a book in a couple of months, especially when I haven't even finished the one I want to publish. Oh yes, that definitely works out!


Fun Danny Phantom Facts (from DPcrazy's profile)

In Reality Trip, there are 17 Guys in White members waiting for Danny at his house. Two of them are Operitives O and K. The others are all wearing hazard suits.

In Reality Trip, the order that the gems are pressed is yellow, red, blue (form, life, fantasy).

Danny has a poster of a rocket in his room named the "Explorer Hartman."

In The Ultimate Enemy, when Danny's evil future self duplicates and is about to punch Danny, one of the duplicates' symbol is backwards.

In Masters of All Time, the alternate Jack Fenton is first shown like the regular one, except with the ecto-acne, but the second time he shows up, in Maddies lab, he changes back to the way he looked in college (with the mullet and lab coat).

In Masters of All Time, the alternate Vlad Masters is first shown wearing a casual outfit, but when he storms the lab, he is back in his black suit.

When he was in college, Vlad had the same style of shoes as Danny!

Danny dropped 34 beakers in his first month with ghost powers.

The first answer to the CATs is "D."

Danny's home number, cell phone number, and Vlad's number are all 555-1221.

Danny had freckles when he was little.

The Specter Speeder has been destroyed 2 times and trashed once.

Skulker has appeared in 12 episodes.

724 (as inlocker 724 from Splitting Images) equals 13 if you add up all of the digits.

Danny hates toast :(

Danny Phantom first premiered on April 3rd, 2004.

Doctor's Disorders was the first episode with Danny's symbol in the theme song sequence.

In Forever Phantom, Danny loses his intangibility power right after getting hit with the ecto-stop-o-power-o-fier, but then phases through the school roof later.

In Beauty Marked, there's a list of the names and pictures of several background girls. It's on Tucker's PDA and was shown when he was randomly picking girls to ask out.

In Reign Storm, the cafeteria has a sign announcing, "This Week Ultra-Recyclo-Vegetarian." (Sound familliar? cough-MysteryMeat-cough. Huh, I wonder why the Lunch Lady didn't get angry this time).

The background character with the green alien sweater has been referred to as both Nathan and Lester.

In Phantom Planet, when Danny looks in the mirror after removing his ghost powers, he turns away from it and, when he does, mirror Danny has his eyes open while real Danny has his eyes closed.

In What You Want, the arcade game in the background at the movie house is Crash Nebula.

In The Ultimate Enemy, the shadow of Dan Phantom only has four fingers, he clearly has five.

In The Ulitimate Enemy, there is a scene right after Danny loses power, and changes back to human, where he clearly has green eyes and white hair.

In Bitter Reunions, Danny is trapped in Vlad's cube and he is shown with green eyes when the camera zooms in on them.

In Mystery Meat, the first time where we see Danny turn into Phantom, Sam and Tuck disappear from right behind Danny, only to reappear on the side of the screen seconds afterward.

In One of a Kind, there are 24 ghosts that all look the same that come out of the thermos after the Box Ghost.


SAVE DANNY PHANTOM!

Have you every thought, 'Gosh, I miss Danny. I wish he was still on TV...' Well, you can make that happen! Yes, YOU!

If we all work together, and send Nickelodeon letters and e-mails, we can all make a change. We CAN bring Danny Phantom back; all it takes is faith, trust, and LETTERS! Simply take this pledge provided to you by nuhnuhnuhniley4ever

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I pledge to do whatever I can to get Danny Phantom back on Television. I will use all my power and never stop trying. Danny Phantom WILL be back on TV. I pledge to be apart of DP on TV. I will help get others to pledge and become part of DP on TV.

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If we all work together, to reach the same goal, we can do this! Anything's possible… expect the impossible… and we ARE the authors and the Phans. As long as we stick together, and NEVER, EVER, give up, Danny's got hope. So, yeah, walk down streets and hallways, holding your head proud as you shout out, "GO TEAM PHANTOM!" Because if you do, Danny's spirit will always be within your heart.

Go TEAM PHANTOM!

Save Danny Phantom website:

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I take the pledge!


50 THINGS YOU DIDN'T KNOW ABOUT ME UNTIL YOU READ THIS:

1- What color is your toothbrush?

Purple

2- Name one person who made you smile today:

Phantom-Stelo.

3- What were you doing at 8 am this morning:

In homeroom. Blegh.

4- What were you doing 45 minutes ago?

Sitting in front of the T.V.

5- What is your favorite candy bar?

I don't have favorites. I love them all!!!!

6- Have you ever been to a strip club?

Ew, GROSS!!!!!!! No I have most certainly NOT!

7- What is the last thing you said aloud?

Well, I just made that 'Hmm.' noise. Does that count?

8- What is your favourite flavor of ice-cream?

Moose Tracks.

9- What was the last thing you had to drink?

Water.

10- Do you like your wallet?

What sort of question is that? But it's okay, I guess.

11- What was the last thing you ate?

Crackers.

12- Have you bought any new clothing items this week?

No

13- The last sporting event you watched?

I don't watch sports.

14- What is your favorite flavor of popcorn?

WHITE CHEDDAR!!!!!!!!!!! Or dill.

15- Who is the last person you sent a text message too?

I don't have a phone

16- Ever go camping?

Plenty of times.

17- Do you take vitamins daily?

Not really.

18- Do you go to church every Sunday?

I try to, but I don't feel very comfortable in my church. So not really.

19- Do you have a tan?

Nope.

20- Do you prefer Chinese food over pizza?

I've never had Chinese before.

21- Do you drink your soda with a straw?

I don't drink soda. It's gross.

22- What did your last text message say?

Don't have a phone, remember?

23- What are you doing tomorrow?

Self-defense lessons, homework, sitting on the computer, watching a movie...

25- Look to your left, what do you see?

A stand thingy.

26- What color is your watch?

Silver and pink.

27- What do you think of when you hear Australia?

Aussies, or kangaroos!

28, What is your birthstone?

Um, let me check... Blue Topaz, apparently.

29- Do you go in at a fast food place or just hit the drive thru?

I don't really go to fast food places.

30- What is your favorite number?

Don't have one.

31- Who's the last person you talked to on the phone?

My dad.

32- Any plans today?

Yes. Stay on the computer until a fan fiction I'm reading is updated, or I get kicked off.

33- How many states have you lived in

I don't live in a state. I'm from Canada. I live in a province. And I've only ever lived in one.

34- Biggest annoyance right now?

My bros, or the cracker in my teeth.

35- Last song listened to?

Not sure.

36- Can you say the whole alphabet backwards?

Not off-hand.

37- Do you have a maid service clean your house?

Psh, yeah right! Who gets a maid to clean for them? Besides, you know, rich people.

38- Favorite pair of shoes you wear all the time?

I wear my sneakers every day, but that doesn't make them my faves. I don't have any faves. They're shoes, for Christ sake!

39- are you jealous of anyone?

Nope. I like my life.

40- Is anyone jealous of you?

Not that I know of.

41- Do you love anyone?

Except for my fam? No.

42- Do any of your friends have children?

'Course not. I'm only 13!!!!!

43- What do you usually do during the day?

Homework, school, go on the computer, read, write... So on and so forth.

44- Do you hate anyone that you know right now?

Not really.

45- Do you use the word 'hello' daily?

Sometimes. If I'm talking to people.

46- What color is your car?

Don't have one. 13 YEAR OLD, PEOPLES!!!!!!!

47- Do you like cats?

Sure. My kitty Calico is a hoot!

48- Are you thinking about someone right now?

Nope.

49- Have you ever been to Six Flags?

What's Six Flags?

50- How did you get your worst scar?

Heart surgery when I was three.


When I was younger, just by a few years, I was always trying to be popular and fit in. I hid my crazy antics from the populars and tried to be someone I was not. I loved the color pink, wore makeup all the time, read teen magazines, and wanted to be fabulous. Problem was, I was always being made fun of. I wasn’t happy. Then one day I logged on to my dad’s computer and found this site, what I didn’t know was that moment changed my life forever.

I read profiles and stories, taking in that there were people out there who were happy with being weird...and I realized I could be too. I ditched all of my pink clothing, got rid of all my makeup, and began to act crazy all day everyday. I accepted the fact that I love purple and black, that I loved creepy things, and that I was a Night Owl at heart. I learned you don’t always have to take your parents views (I support gay rights and helping the enviroment), cartoons CAN teach you something, and it doesn’t matter what other people think of you. Their judgement doesn’t change who you are. Being ‘The Weird Chick’ is actually fun, and it’s not the end of the world if you are an outcast...it’s actually batter than fitting in! I learned to fight for what I think is right, and not to let other people rain on you, freak them out by busting out the Slip’n’Slide!!

Copy and paste this into your profile if you think this is all too true, and put your name in the list. With Luv and zombie bunnies, Skellingtonfan1
Phantomgirl96, Mary Penelope (actually, not for me, but for others!)


I am the girl that people look through when I say something. I am the girl that spends most of her free time reading, writing, or doing other activities that most teenagers wouldn't call normal. I am the girl that people call weird, and a freak, either behind my back, or to my face. I am the girl that doesn't spend all her time on MySpace, or talking to a girlfriend on a cellphone or regular phone. I am the girl that stopped to smell the flowers and jump and splash in the rain.

But I am also the girl who knows and is proud of who she is, doesn't care if people call her weird (it's a compliment), who loves reading and writing and doing things no one seems to have the time to do anymore, who loves and is obsessed with Danny Phantom/Statick Shock/something new every few minutes, who can express herself better without words than with words, and knows the importance of the little things.

Copy and Paste this onto your account, and add your name to the list, if you are anything like me, so the girls who are different and unique can know in their weakest times that they are unique, but not alone.

PrettyFanGirl, Truth Be Told 13, creative-writing-girl13, Jasper 1006, DubbleV, iStartRiots, CourtneyXDuncanForver, musicaltheatergirl-dxc4eva, SamanthaFenton, Linzerj, I'mdancinonthefloorforacartoonSkellingtonfan1-Phantomgirl96 Mary Penelope,


DP Questions:

1.) How did you get "obsessed" with DP?

I had just finished watching all the Avater- The Last Airbender episodes and I needed something else to watch. So I was trying to find something, and I came across DP. I vaguely remembered it from when it was on the air, so I watched episode one and... well, the rest is history.

2.) What was the first episode you ever watched?

That I remember? Mystery Meat. But I probably watched others as a kid.

3.) What was (were) your favorite episodes?

PP, TUE, KS, DS, and RT. If you know these, you rock. If you don't, you're not a Phantom Phan!!!!! (JK)

4.) What was your least favorite episode?

Control Freaks. Too awkward.

5.)Who is your favorite character?

DANI!!!!!!! And Danny! And Vlad! And Sam!

6.) Who is your least favorite character.

Dash. He's mean!!!!!!!!

7.) What is your favorite ghost power?

Definitely the Ghostly Wail!

8.) What is your favorite Fenton Invention?

BOOOOOmerang!!!

9.) What do you think was the most memorable moment so far in the series?

All reveals, and Danny and Sam kissing.

10.) What was the coolest fight scene?

When he fights Dark Dan!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

11.) Who do you think is the funniest character in the show?

Danny or Tucker. Tucker because he's Tucker, Danny because of he's Danny.

12.) Who do you think is more evil? Paulina or Dash?

Dash. Paulina doesn't actually hit.

13.) Which pair up do you support?

Danny/Sam, and Jazz/Tucker, Dani/Tucker, Tucker/Valerie, Valerie/Danny (in SMALL DOSES!!!), Danny/OC (Only if it's a good one!!!!)

14.) Do you think there should be another F.O.M.O. (Fake-Out-Make-Out)

There can't be. They're dating, remember?

15.) Which movie do you think is better? Reign Storm or The Ultimate Enemy?

TUE, all the way, baby!!!!

16.) What episodes (that have aired) have you not seen yet?

I’ve seen all of them.

17.) What (unaired) episode are you looking forward to?

The whole series is done (so far). I can't look forward to them.

18.) If there was more DP merchandise (action figures, plushies, T-Shirts, ect.) Would you buy it?

YES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

19.) Do you ever use DP quotes in real life.

Sometimes...

20.) If there was a DP cosplay convention, which character would you go as?

Dani or Sam. Or MAYBE Jazz.

21.) Have you named your pet/object/person after a Danny Phantom character?

Nope. I haven't gotten anything to name yet.

22.) In the entire DP series, what outfit of Danny's did you think was the best?

Probably his normal attire. He looks so CUTE in it!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

23.) If we had a "Save the Ghost" convention, would you go?

Depends on where it is and my parents.

24.) What is you favorite evil ghost?

Dark Dan!!!!!!!!! He's awesome at evil!!!!!!!!!! And his voice is so cool!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


Pick 12 random characters, and write them here.

1. Danny from DP

2. Sam from DP

3. Tucker from DP

4. Jazz from DP

5. Dani from DP

6. Phineas from PnF

7. Ferb from PnF

8. Candace from PnF

9. Blue from Rio

10. Hiccup from HTTYD

11. Astrid from HTTYD

12. Toothless from HTTYD

1 Have you ever read a Six/Eleven fanfic before?

No...

2 Do you think Four is hot? How hot?

I'm not a lesbian, or bi, so she's not hot.

3 What would happen if Twelve got Eight pregnant?

EWWWWW!!!!!!!!!!! INTER-SPECIES SEXUAL INTERCOURSE!!!!!!! GROSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

4 Do you recall any fics about Nine?

Nope. I haven't even read a single fanfic about him yet.

5 Would Two and Six make a good couple?

No. Sam belongs with Danny, Phin belongs with Izzie, and she's too old for him!!!!!

6 Five/Nine or Five/Ten?

Five/ten, because five/nine would be inter-species again.

7 What would happen if Seven walked in on Two and Twelve kissing?

NOT ANSWERING, MAN. JUST. NOT. ANSWERING.

8 Make up a summary of a Three/Ten fic.

No! That makes those two gay, and I don't wanna do that!

9) Is there any such thing as a One/Eight fluff?

No.

10. Suggest a title for a Seven/Twelve hurt/comfort fic.

THEY'RE NOT THE SAME FANDOM! THERE'S NOTHING FOR HURT/COMFORT UNLESS A CROSS-OVER HAS ALREADY BEEN WRITTEN!

11. If you wrote a Song-fic about Eight, what song would you choose?

Kissin' U, maybe, with the fic starring her and Jeremy.

12. If you wrote a One/Six/Twelve fic, what would the warning be?

With them just in it? Warning- Ghost powers, crazy inventions, and flying dragon-back ahead.

13. When was the last time you read a fic about Five?

Um, yesterday, I think.

14. "(1) and (7) are in a happy relationship until (7) runs off with (4). (1), brokenhearted, has a hot one-night stand with (11) and a brief unhappy affair with (12), then follows the wise advice of (5) and finds true love with (6).

(Please kill me) "Danny and Ferb are in a happy relationship until Ferb runs off with Jazz. Danny, brokenhearted, has a hot one-night stand with Astrid and a brief unhappy affair with Toothless, then follows the wise advice of Dani and finds true love with Phineas." (No really. It's gross. Just throw something at something, preferably this.)

What title would you give this fic?

Nothing. I wouldn't write it. Ever.

15. How would you feel if Seven/Eight was canon?

I'd never watch the show again.

16 What kind of plot would you use if you wanted Four kiss One?

Some creepy brother-sister thing that is gross and creepy and gross!

17) Does anyone on your friends list write or draw Eleven?

A few, I think.

18) What might Ten scream at a moment of great happiness?

"You just gestured to all of me!" or "I'm gonna do something crazy" or something Hiccupy like that.

19) What might be a good pick-up line for Ten to use on Two?

#1? I don't do pick-up lins. #2? Sam and Hiccup do NOT belong together!

20) Would anyone on your friends list write Two/Four/Five?

No. If they did, I wouldn't read it.

21) 4 invites 3 and 8 to dinner at their house. What happens?

Jazz invites Tucker Candace to dinner at the Fenton house. Candace is very antsy because she doesn't know what her brothers are doing, so when she notices something strange about Danny, she tries to find out what's going on. Everyone (who knows) must stop her before she figures out Danny's secret!

22) 9 tries to get 5 to go to a yoga class. What happens?

Dani complains and Blue pecks her to try to get her to go. Dani turns intangible and refuses. Then Danny shows up and forces her to go. Dani isn't happy and gets him back by siccing Blue on him.

23) You need to stay at a friend’s house for the night. Do you choose 1 or 6?

Danny or Phineas... Hmm, well Dan I'll probably be up all night helping with ghosts (and getting food poisoning and sprayed by Jack's ghost goop), and Phin will probably do something really cool. So Phineas's. No offense to Danny, of course.

24) 2 and 7 are making out. 10 walks in...Their reaction?

First of all? Gross. Second of all, he would blush and edge back out.

25) 3 falls in love with 6. 8 is jealous. What happens?

Tucker falls for Phinny and his older sis is jealous? Yeah, that's disgusting.

26) 4 jumps you in a dark alleyway. Who comes to your rescue? 10, 2 or 7?

Hiccup, 'cause he would bring Toothless! And why is Jazz jumping me anyway?

27) 1 decides to start a cooking show. 15 minutes later what is happening?

Danny blows the kitchen up and is grounded fro life.

28) 3 has to marry either 8, 4 or 9. Who do they chose?

Jazz. No arguments. He chooses Jazz.

29) 7 kidnaps 2 and demands something from 5 for 2's release. What is it?

Ferb's toolbox.

30) You get to meet either 1 or 6. Who do you chose?

OMG, I can't decide. They're both too cool! Probably Phin, because I can hug him easier,. But then, Danny might take me flying...

31) 10 challenges 4 to a chariot race. Why?

Because he wants to prove he can build the coolest chariot ever.

32) Everyone gangs up on 3. Does 3 have a chance in hell?

Nope. Tucker's a bit wimpy, and we've got a ghost-powered super hero, his Goth girlfriend, brainiac sister, and also ghost-powered clone/'cousin', two creative geniuses and their over-excitable sister, an endangered bird, and a (slightly) wimpy Viking and his warrior girlfriend and awesome sauce dragon. Tucker would be doomed!

33) Everyone is invited to 2 and 10 wedding except for 8. How do they react?

Candace sneaks in anyway.

34) Why is 6 afraid of 7?

He's not.

35) 10 gathers everyone around to tell them a fairy tale. How does it go?

Hiccup tells everyone the story of how the Dragon War began. Toothless is mad at the accusations against the dragons, Astrid is mad about the accusations against the Vikings, and they both disrupt the story until Danny 'tapes' their mouths shut with that ghost goop Dark Dan used.

36) 1 arrives late for 2 and 10's wedding. What happens? And why are they late?

Danny was ghost fighting. Sam yells at him for not caring about her. Danny yells back about how he cares about her more than she knows, and then Sam asks how. Danny yells that he loves her and then flies away dramatically. Sam collapses and then runs away. The wedding is called off, and Astrid marries Hiccup instead moths later.

37) 5 and 9 get roaring drunk and end up at your house. What happens?

Dani flies through the walls and freaks us all out. Blue tries to follow and hits the walls repeatedly.

38) 3, 8, 6 and 4 all go to the zoo for 8's birthday party. How does it go? What presents do they get 8?

Tucker, Candace, Phineas and Jazz all go to the zoo for Candace's birthday party. How does it go? What presents do they get Katara?

It goes well until has the animals put on a show for Candace. That's his present, Tucker gets her a new cell phone, and Jazz gets her a book called 'How to Bust Little Brothers'.

39) Everyone gets together and starts protesting something outside of your house. What are they protesting? What do you do?

Their protesting against me answering this survey. I tell them to wait until I'm finished.

40) 9 murders 2’s best friend. What does 2 do to get back at them?

Blue murders Danny/Tuck? Sam kills him, tree-hugger be da*.

41) 6 and 1 are in mortal danger. Only one of them can survive. Does 6 save themselves or 1?

They'd both die trying to save each other. They're too nice.

42) Which one of them is most likely to fail at life?

Danny. Phin's a genius, and Danny has to hunt ghost all the time.

43) 5 is trapped in a cave. 10 comes to rescue them. What happens?

Dani is crying in a corner. Hiccup hears and goes to get her out. She's afraid at first, but eventually she gets her normal happy-go-lucky demeanor back. Hiccup grows fond of her and takes her on as his little sister.

44) 3 starts a day camp. What happens?

He ignores the kids while Sam and Danny do all the work, and hoardes most of the money.

45) 4, 6, and 7 are doing the Hokey-Pokey. 8 walks in. What happens?

Jazz, Phineas and Ferb do the Hokey-Pokey. Candace walks in. She stares for a few moments and then says " I will never unsee this."

46) 1 starts to write a fan-fiction where 9 and 10 are going out. What is 2's reaction?

"Why are you pairing a bird with a Viking?!? That's gross, Danny!" And rips up Dan's story.

47) 7 makes an apple pie. Is it any good?

Probably. But I don't like apple pie.

48) 8 and 3 go camping. For some reason they forget to bring any food. What do they do?

Candace goes crazy-hunter mode and Tucker curls up in a dark cave panicking about not having meat or technology.

49) If 2 and 3 started going out, would 12 be angry?

No. But Danny would.

50) (10) has been crushing on (2) for a while, that is until they figure out (2) likes (6). (10) runs off and meets (8) and (4) who tell them to talk to (7) who tells them to hook up with (1) until (2) kills (1) and ends up with (10).

Hiccup has been crushing on Sam for a while, that is until he figures out Sam likes Phineas. Hiccup runs off and meets Candace and Jazz who tell him to talk to Ferb who tells him to hook up with Danny until Sam kills Danny and ends up with Hiccup.


Some guy bought a new fridge for his house. To get rid of his old fridge, he put it in his front yard and hung a sign on it saying: 'Free to good home. You want it, you take it.' For three days the fridge sat there without even one person looking twice at it. He eventually decided that people were too un-trusting of this deal.
It looked too good to be true, so he changed the sign to read: 'Fridge for sale $50.'
The next day someone stole it!

They walk amongst us!*

One day I was walking down the beach with some friends when someone shouted...'Look at that dead bird!' Someone looked up at the sky and said...'where?'

They walk among us!!*

While looking at a house, my brother asked the estate agent which direction was north because, he explained, he didn't want the sun waking him up every morning. She asked, 'Does the sun rise in the north?' When my brother explained that the sun rises in the east, and has for sometime, she shook her head and said, 'Oh, I don't keep up with that stuff'

They Walk Among Us!!*

My colleague and I were eating our lunch in our cafeteria, when we overheard one of the administrative assistants talking about the sunburn she got on her weekend drive to the beach. She drove down in a convertible, but 'didn't think she'd get sunburned because the car was moving'.

They Walk Among Us!!!!*

My sister has a lifesaving tool in her car it's designed to cut through a seat belt if she gets trapped She keeps it in the trunk.

They Walk Among Us!!!!!*

I was hanging out with a friend when we saw a woman with a nose ring attached to an earring by a chain. My friend said, 'Wouldn't the chain rip out every time she turned her head?' I had to explain that a person's nose and ear remain the same distance apart no matter which way the head is turned...

They Walk Among Us!!!!!!! *

I couldn't find my luggage at the airport baggage area. So I went to the lost luggage office and told the woman there that my bags never showed up. She smiled and told me not to worry because she was a trained professional and I was in good hands. 'Now,' she asked me, 'Has your plane arrived yet?'...

They Walk Among Us!!!!!!!!*

While working at a pizza parlour I observed a man ordering a small pizza to go. He appeared to be alone and the cook asked him if he would like it cut into 4 pieces or 6. He thought about it for some time before responding. 'Just cut it into 4 pieces; I don't think I'm hungry enough to eat 6 pieces.

Yep, They Walk Among Us, too!!!!!!!!


I live in a world...

Where being normal is too mundane, too boring for a human being...

Where animals talk, and actually have something to say...

Where Christmas is magical, and miracles actually happen...

Where Halloween is brought by a dancing skeleton and a rag doll woman...

Where snow is because of a man with scissors for hands...

Where superheroes protect the innocent...

Where wardrobes have magical worlds inside...

Where wizards and witches are common...

Where owls bring the mail...

Where imagination powers everything...

Where half-god children go on adventures...

Where ghosts are real, and many are friendly...

Where anyone can fly, if the believe...

Where children never grow old...

Where fairies exist...

Where everyone is different...

Where the beds are made for jumping...

Where we spend the day laughing...

I live in a world different from everything, care to join me?
Written By Skellingtonfan1


1) I need to tell you a secret! (Look at 5)
2) The answer is... (Look at 11)
3) Don't get mad! (Look at 15)
4) Calm down! Don't be angry! (Look at 13)
5) First... (Look at 2)
6) Don't be mad! (Look at 12)
7) I just wanted to say hi!
8) What I wanted to tell you is... (Look at 14)
9) Patient! (Look at 4)
10) This is the last time I'm going to do this! (Look at 7)
11) I'm not mad when I say this! (Look at 6)
12) Sorry! (Look at 8)
13) Don't be getting all hyper! (Look at 10)
14) I don't know how to say this... (Look at 3)
15) You must really be mad! (Look at 9)


11 ways to annoy/scare your roomate:

0. Every time the phone rings, turn on the stereo at full volume and begin to violently slam-dance with your roommate. If he/she asks about it, say, "Oh, that darn hypnotist..."

1. Hang a picture of your roommate on the wall. Throw darts at it. Smile at your roommate often, saying things like, "How nice to see you again."

2. Get a can of beans. Label them, "Jumping beans." Eat them, and then jump around the room. Get another can of beans. Label them, "Dancing beans." Eat them, and then dance around the room. Get another can of beans. Label them, "Kill Your Roommate beans." Eat them, smiling at your roommate.

3. Every time your roommate falls asleep, wait ten minutes, and then wake him/her up and say, "It's time to go to bed now."

4. Insist that your roommate recite the "Pledge Of Allegiance" with you every morning.

5. Recite "Dr. Seuss" books, all the time. Eventually, think up melodies for the words and sing them, loudly, directly to your roommate. If he/she tells you to stop, act offended and spend the day in bed.

6. Put up traffic signs around the room. If your roommate doesn't obey them, give him/her tickets. Confiscate something your roommate owns until he/she pays the tickets.

7. Walk, talk, and dress like a cowboy at all times. If your roommate inquires, tell him/her, "Don't worry little buckaroo. You'll be safe with me."

8. Complain that your elbows, knees, and other joints have been bothering you. Get a screwdriver, and pretend to "fix" them.

9. Paint abstract paintings, and title them things like, "Roommate Dying in a Car Crash," and "Roommate Getting Whacked in the Head with a Shovel." Comment often about how much you love the paintings.

10. Wear glasses, and complain that you can never see anything. Bump into walls and doors. Put your clothes on backwards. Say, "Who's that?" every time your roommate enters the room. When you're not wearing the glasses, act like you can see fine.


Wii Will Rock You"

Buddy, you’re a smart gamer, fast gamer,
Done bought yourself a wicked awesome Wii,
Got sweat on your face,
Pick up the pace,
Waving that Wii-mote all over the place.
Singin’

Wii Will, Wii Will Rock YOU!
Wii Will, Wii Will Rock YOU!

X-Box is a weak game, dumb game,
Microsoft lowering prices to make a days pay,
Go gloat in their face,
They're 2nd in the chase,
Bill Gates is crying all over the place,

Wii Will, Wii Will Rock YOU!
Sing it!
Wii Will, Wii Will Rock YOU!

Sony is in last place, 3rd place,
Gets wasted by Wii everyday of the week,
Got worry in their face,

A crybaby’s case,
Wii put them back into their place,
Singin’

Wii Will, Wii Will Rock YOU!
Sing it!
Wii Will, Wii Will Rock YOU!
Everybody!
Wii Will, Wii Will Rock YOU!
Wii Will, Wii Will Rock YOU!
Alright!"
Wii Will, Wii Will Rock You

Buddy you're a gamer
A hardcore fan
Playing all day
Mastered every game
Got a 'stache on your face
Arwings in space
Pokemon runnin' all over the place (singing)

Wii will Wii will Rock You!
Wii will Wii will Rock You!

Hunt for that Triforce
Get that Super 'Shroom
Be the best of the best and
You'll meet Miyamoto soon

Play as a Pokemon Race
With Mario's face
Or Link kickin' Ganon all over the place

Wii will Wii will Rock You!
Wii will Wii will Rock You!

Forget the PS3
That thing's obsolete
Gotta grab that Wii-mote
and wave it like a freak
Got a 'stache on your face
Arwings in space
Pokemon runnin' all over the place

Wii will Wii will Rock You!
Wii will Wii will Rock You!


The Percy Jackson pledge:
I promise to remember Percy
whenever I'm at sea
I promise to remember Annabeth
whenever a spider comes at me
I promise to protect nature
for Grover's sake of course
I promise to remember Luke
when my heart fills with remorse
I promise to remember Chiron
whenever I see a sign that says ''free pony ride''
I promise to remember Tyson
whenever a friend says they'll stick by my side
I promise to remember Thalia
whenever a friend is scared of heights
I promise to remember Clarisse
whenever I see someone that gives me a fright
I promise to remember Bianca
whenever I see a sister scold her younger brother
I promise to remember Nico
whenever I see someone who doesnt get along with others
I promise to remember Zoe
whenever I watch the stars
I promise to remember Rachel
whenever a limo passes my car.
Yes I promise to remember PJO
wherever I may go


For anyone who sat up late into the night because they had to figure out what happened next.
For anyone who is pretty sure their lives have just ended a little because there are no more books.
For anyone who has tried casting a spell at one point in their lives.
For anyone who was mad when Sirius died, deeply upset at Fred's death, misty-eyed about Hedwig, frightfully saddened when Cedric was killed, shocked to hear of Lupin and Tonk's death and think Dobby was quite a brave and extraordinary house elf.
For anyone who spent time wondering about Snape, was he on Dumbledore's side, or a Death Eater? And when you read 'The Prince's Tale', you were like, 'after all this time? Always'.
For anyone who was like FINALLY when Hermione and Ron snogged. In the middle of a war. And you knew Harry felt a little awkward waiting for them.
For anyone who keeps seeing groups on Facebook relating to the seventh book, and realizing the majority of them mean something to you and that you should join because Mrs. Weasly IS that cool, and Neville IS a BAMF and you might really not have anything to live for now.
For anyone who really does feel bad for Albus Severus. Seriously Harry, please don't name your children.
You wanted a letter to arrive at your house in green ink telling you that you had been accepted into Hogwarts school of Witchcraft and Wizardry.
Quidditch sounds like a blast and a half.
Every now and the you drop a Harry Potter joke.
You are trying to cope with the fact Harry Potter is over, and realizing it is a might strange to be sad over a book. But you can't help it.
Dude, Neville is a beast.
The Weasly Family is just so awesome.
You can't listen to Warewolves of London without thinking of Remus Lupin.
You seem like a vaguely average person until someone says something about Harry Potter.
You hoped to be as funny as Fred and George.
You've been hopelessly distracted from your summer reading after reading the latest installment and then deciding you have to re-read the others.
For anyone who thinks Albus Dumbledore was pretty much brilliant.
If you've been to Kings Cross Station and seen a small piece of cardboard tacked up that says 9 3/4 and smiled because you were imagining it being real.
--Or you've seen the full platform and taken some sort of picture with it.
You realize you think about some reference to Harry Potter practically once a day.
Wotcher Harry.
While you feel your life wither away in study hall, you try to numb the pain of boredom with Harry Potter thoughts.
For people wh


o find themselves smiling when they realize a real life situation relates so perfectly to a Harry Potter situation.
For those of us who've been wasting our lives online reading JKR interviews and other various potter fan mania.
For those of us who think people who intentionally spoil the book should be tarred and feathered.
For anyone who listens to Wizard Rock and has travelled for hours to go to WRock shows.
For the people who sat up all night after reading the epilogue wondering, "Did Harry ever become an aurour?"
For anyone who isn't sure what they'll do now that they don't have another Harry Potter book to get hyped for.
For everyone who has already planned or is planning on what to do the day the Half-Blood Prince movie comes out--and it's gonna be great.
For anyone who is in english class discussing magical realism and someone tries to say Harry Potter isn't real...and basically you can't believe anyone could say anything so heartless and heartbreaking.
For anyone who knows the characters just as well as you know your friends--because they are. You know their hobbies, their favourite things, their dislikes, their stories, their feelings. You know them. And you mostly love them.


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You Know You’re Obsessed With Percy Jackson When…

You go to the Empire State Building and you ask for the 600th Floor.
There’s a thunderstorm going on and you scream, “CALM DOWN, ZEUS!”
Every time you use the Internet, you thank Hermes.
When you see Harry Potter, you think of Percy with glasses.
You burn food to see if it smells good.
You see an owl, you go, “Hi Athena!”
You’re in a running/swimming race and you’re praying and sacrificing to Hermes/Poseidon.
You think that your favorite singer is a child of Apollo.
Someone close to you dies and you give them money (LOTS of it) just in case…
Everyone else is creating a Twilight family and you create a PJO family.
You go on a cruise and you hope the boat isn’t The Princess Andromeda…
You’re on a boat and you pray that Poseidon is in a good mood.
You’re in the air (hang-gliding, cliff-diving, bungee jumping, flying, in a plane, etc.) and you hope Zeus is in a good mood and won’t blast you out of the air.
You go to Aunty Em’s and say you’re camera shy.
You find your true love and thank Aphrodite for sending him/her to you.
You think George Bush is a son of Ares (he’s dumb and violent you know!).
You know Muse is the best singers. Get it, the Nine Muses??
Bring a blue plastic hairbrush with you everywhere.
When it gets really cold randomly, blame Kronos.
You get a Greek mythology calendar for Christmas (so sad and true).
You get really mad at Hades when a family member dies.
You sometimes try to control water.
You don't read anything but PJO for 3 months.
You've gone to Google maps and looked up Camp Half-Blood’s address.
Even though not diagnosed, you claim you have ADHD or dyslexia and blame it on your God parent.
You yell "Annabeth!" everytime you see a NY Yankees hat.
You make the PJO characters on Sims, as Miis on the Wii, and other video games.
Anytime you see an orange shirt, you look at the front of it to see if it is a Camp shirt.
You are a PJO character for Halloween.
Recite lines randomly from the books.
When you see/hear about anything myhtology-related, you talk about how it was in PJO (what page, book, etc.) and what happened to it.
Buy anything New York or San Francisco-related.
You are going to the Camp Half-Blood in Texas
You are suddenly obsessed with Adidas shoes because they have the Hermes symbol.
You claim that Percy IS real and lives in New York no matter how much your friends argue with you.
You have dreams about PJO characters/events (That has happened to me before).
You carry a ballpoint pen in your pocket.
That everytime you pick up a pen, you think it'll turn into a sword.
Every time you play dodgeball, you bring a suit of armor.
You go to San Fransisco looking for the Old Sea Man.
You find yourself praying to Poseidon for rain.
Whenever your internet slows down, you yell at the sky and say "HERMES! WHY DO YOU LOVE ANNOYING ME?!"
You stuff your (ahem) Harry Potter books in the back of your closet so you have some more places for your PJ&O stuff. (They share the same place equally. But PJO is way more beat up. I mean, 500 pages is a lot to carry around!)
When someone gets married, you say: "I hope you shall not anger Hera"
In the beginning of your first History class, you burst out "Will we be studying Greek mythology?!"
You pretend (or actually) faint when someone asks "Who's Percy?"
When someone mentions the name Percy (like Percy Weasley) you scream "JACKSON!"
When someone dies, you pray to Hades to allow them to go across Styx for free, because they don't have drachmas anymore.
You are known to scream names of the characters at random times. (Not me)
You've got any copy of any book in all your backpacks/binders incase of emergencies
You pray to Athena when you don’t study for a math test.
And when you flunk said test, you blame her irritation on Percabeth.
You make a list of characters never to anger, like this one and why:

-Thalia- Want her for your friend, hate her for your enemy.
-Athena- She scares Percy more than Zeus. Also, she cannot be distracted and her plans always work.
-Hades- Um, this one is rather obvious- also you might not be buried with a drachma in your pocket.
-Hermes- Cutting off your internet access would be slow and painful torture. Also I blame the economy crisis on Luke's stealing federal funds.
-Aphrodite- She's preoccupied with Percabeth and Thuke, I know, but c'mon...
-Eris- She threw the apple.

You have ADD, are diagnosed, and are convinced that you are a demigod because of this.
When you steal your friend's pen you believe it's justified because your dad is the god of thieves, and you thought it was Riptide and had to check to make sure Percy was still alive.
You write FanFiction constantly, even when you're not at your computer.
When your mom grounds you from the computer, you blame it on a combination of Nemesis, Hera and Hermes' little joke.
You want Hephaestus to fix your iPod when it breaks.
You give all your siblings god parents (Poseidon, Zeus, Hades.)
You call the "Ares kids", or school bullies, Martians.
You quiz fellow fans on the minor gods and win.
You spend time doing pointless research at , just because Rick Riordan linked it on his site.
You still think Thuke could happen.
You plan several statements to avoid Apollo's lines and remember he's a player, should he ever hit on you, and several ways to get out of being cursed.
You imagine the gods alone, and what they really do on the Superbowl.
You think Percy's extended family needs extensive therapy.
You have a countdown to the Demigod Files because of the mention of Percabeth.
You want Kronos buried under Witchita, Kansas in a safe deposit toothpick box. No one will ever look there, and hopefully he'll be too tiny to bother the locals.
Your mother thinks you need to get a boyfriend, as does your father to cure your obsession.
You blame your little brother's desire to turn off your Internet in the middle of this review on Hermes' anger that you've joked about all of them.
You imagine random unwritten PJO moments during class and laugh. When one brave soul unaware of your obsession broaches the question of why you were laughing, you try to explain.
They think you are nuts because you are laughing at Hades' wild card of Nico.
You think of creative names for Percy besides Seaweed Brain, such as kelphead16 because his head is full of kelp and there's an 85 chance he'll die at the age of sixteen.
You wonder if you'll be able to drive a car come your 16, provided Percy saves the world, because of that.
You know you're obsessed when you lose something, and say, "Come on Hermes! Give it back!!"
You think all the popular girls at your school are children of Aphrodite. And say to all the braniacs at your school if Athena is okay. (Don’t hurt me Athena).
You go on YouTube and look at PJO themes for characters.
You and your other PJO obsessed friend cracks up if any one mentions the word Canada or Canadians.
You know exactly what someone means when they say LT, SoM, TC, BotL, PJO and use it in conversations.
When someone dies, you give them a sack of red rubber balls for Cerberus.
Every time you see a guy in a wheelchair you think "Chiron!!”
You find yourself saying things like "Oh my gods!" and "What the Hades?"
When you burn yourself, you curse Hephaestus/Hestia.
You go up to a teacher in a wheelchair and say, "I know who you really are, Chiron…"
You say "Maia!" when you are wearing shoes.
You checked to make sure your principal doesn’t have a tail.
You suddenly hate thunderstorms.
You started calling your dog Mrs. O’Leary.
You start figuring out who your godly parent is.
You never looked at a ballpoint pen the same way again.
You ask the cashier at the store if they stock Mythomagic cards.
You try to figure out how much food dye you need to turn chocolate chip cookies blue.
You wish you could find a rainbow to see if Iris messages work (although I don't have a golden drachama)
You think of Percy every time you see a dark haired green-eyed boy
You just have to research more about greek mythology (Did that. Know almost everything now. :-P)
You have taken every test you can find about what demigodly parent you would/do/should have, and your trying to get your friends to.


Some people are like Slinky's. They seem to have no purpose, but they still bring you a smile when you push them down the stairs.

Silence is golden. But duct tape is silver!
Duct Tape is like the force. It has a dark side, a light side, and it holds the universe together.
When in doubt, push random buttons!
There are three kinds of people. Those who learn by reading, a few who learn by observation, and the rest who have to test the electric fence for themselves.
Slinky escalator = endless fun
People tell me I'm weird and I say "You just figured that out?"
It takes 42 muscles to frown, 28 to smile, and only 4 to reach out and slap someone.
I dream of a better tomorrow- where chickens can cross roads and not have their motives questioned.
I don't have a short attention span, I just - ooh, a kitty!
I'm not insane . . . I just do whatever the voices tell me to.
I don't obsess; I think intensely.
At my lemonade stand, I use to give the first glass free and charge five dollars for the refill. It contained the antidote.
If you can't convince them, confuse them.
If at first you don't succeed, don't try skydiving.
Doctors say I have multiple personality disorder. We disagree with that.
I didn't say it was your fault, I said I was going to blame you.
Whoever said words don't hurt never got hit by a dictionary.
Always forgive your enemies - Nothing annoys them so much.
That, my children, is called a wall. But beware the wall is solid. Yes be afraid! Be very afraid for we cannot walk through it! Believe me children, for I have attempted this many times before.
Who ever said nothing is impossible, never tried to slam a revolving door.
I'm the type of girl who will burst out laughing in dead silence over something that happened a year ago.
You laugh now because you're older than me by mere months, but when you're 30 and I'm still 29, who will be laughing then.
Sometimes I wonder "Why is the Frisbee getting bigger?" then, it hits me.
I'm a bomb technician. If you see me running, try to keep up.
Do not meddle in the affairs of dragons, for you are crunchy and taste good with ketchup.
A good friend bails you out of jail. A best friend is sitting in the next cell, laughing, and saying, "That was fun, let's do it again!"
I didn't lose my mind. I sold it on Ebay.
Warning: Trespassers will be shot. Survivors will be shot again.
A computer once beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kick boxing.
Curiosity killed whoever got in my way
Stupidity killed the cat. Curiosity got blamed
Music is like candy, throw away the rappers.
42 is the answer to life, to the universe, to everything.
Don't mess with me, this Sharpie can alter reality.
Person #1: Happiness is just around the corner!
Person #2: Too bad the world is round!


Harry Potter Survey! Yay!

Which is your favorite Harry Potter book?
Deathly Hallows

Which is your favorite Harry Potter movie?

Deathly Hallows or Half-Blood Prince

Who is your favorite HP character(s)?
Ginny, Harry, Ron or Hermione.

What house do you prefer to be in?
Gryffindor!

But what house would you think you'll be in?
Hufflepuff or Ravenclaw.

Which ghost within Hogwarts is your favorite?
Nick!

What subject in Hogwarts do you like the best?

Care of Magical Creatures!

Who is your favorite teacher in Hogwarts?
Hagrid!

Which position would you want to be in for Quidditch?
Seeker

Which position in Quidditch do you think fits you the most?

Chaser, maybe...

Who do you want to make friends with?
Everyone! (except Malfoy and Snape and the other annoying people)

If you were in Hogwarts, who would be your best buddy?
Ginny!

Why would he/she be your best buddy?
Because she's awesome like that!

Which character in the book can you relate to?

Luna

What pet would you get?

Dragon!!!!!!


I promise to remember Tonks
Each time time I knock something down.
And I promise to remember Charlie Weasley
Whenever I’m out of town.
I promise not to obey traffic laws
For Sirius’s sake of course.
And I promise to remember Lupin
When my heart fills with remorse.
I promise to remember Arthur
Whenever I am at St Mungo’s Room.
And I promise to remember the Weasley Twins
Every time fireworks boom.
I promise to remember Lily
When I see someone that holds pure beauty.
And I promise to remember Dobby
Whenever a pair of socks spots me.
I promise to remember Teddy
When I see someone with turquoise hair.
And I promise to remember Molly
When someone tells me they care.
I promise to remember Ginny
Whenever bogey hexes are unfurled.
And I promise to remember the Death Eaters
When someone speaks of dominating the world.
Yes I promise to love Harry Potter
Wherever I may go
So that all may see my obsession
Because I know what the wizards know.


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--††††--This
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-††††††††††††-On
--††††--Your
--††††--Profile
--††††--To Show
--††††--That You
--††††--Love and Believe
--††††--In Him


Girl: Do I ever cross your mind?

Boy: No

Girl: Do you like me?

Boy: No

Girl: Do you want me?

Boy: No

Girl: Would you cry if I left?

Boy: No

Girl: Would you live for me?

Boy: No

Girl: Would you do anything for me?

Boy: No

Girl: Choose--me or your life

Boy: My life

The girl runs away in shock and pain and the boy runs after her and says...

The reason you never cross my mind is because you're always on my mind.

The reason why I don't like you is because I love you.

The reason I don't want you is because I need you.

The reason I wouldn't cry if you left is because I would die if you left.

The reason I wouldn't live for you is because I would die for you.

The reason why I'm not willing to do you anything for you is because I would do everything for you.

The reason I chose my life is because you ARE my life.

If you find this incredibly cute and touching, copy and paste it into your profile

D* put this

R* on your

E* page if you

A* prefer your

M* imagination

S* over reality

Why is it considered necessary to nail down the lid of a coffin?

Why doesn't glue stick to the inside of the bottle?

If a person with multiple personalities threatens suicide, is that considered a hostage situation?

If a cow laughed would milk come out of her nose?

So what's the speed of dark?

How come abbreviated is such a long word?

Since light travels faster than sound, isn't that why people appear bright until you hear them speak?

It is impossible to lick your elbow.

75% of people who read that tried to lick their elbow, and you are now smiling because that's exactly what you did.

Mel Blanc (voice of Bugs Bunny) was allergic to carrots.


Sweetness

This is really sweet

When a girl is quiet, a million things are running through her mind.

When a girl is not arguing, she is thinking deeply.

When a girl looks at you with her eyes full of question, she is wondering how long you will be around.

When a girl answers "I'm fine." after a few seconds, she is not fine at all.

When a girl stares at you, she is wondering why you are lying.

When a girl lies her head on your chest, she is wishing for you to be her's forever.

When a girl wants to see you every day, she wants to be pampered.

When a girl says "I love you." she means it.

When a girl says "I miss you." nobody could miss you more.

Life only comes around once, so make sure you spend it with the right person.

Find a guy who calls you beautiful instead of hot and and calls you back when you hang up on him.

The guy who will stay awake just to watch you sleep.

Wait for the guy who will kiss your forehead,

Who wants to show you off to world when you are in your sweats.

The one who holds your hand infront of his friends and is constantly reminding you of how much he cares about you and how lucky he is to have you there for him.

The one who turns to his friends and declares "That's her."

If you read this, you have to repost it, guy or girl, or you will have bad luck for the rest of your life.

If you repost this, in five minutes your true love will call or message you.

Tonight, at midnight, they will realize they love you.

Something good will happen at aproximately 1:42 pm tomorrow, and it could happen anywhere.

So get ready for the biggest shock of your life.

If you don't repost this, you will be cursed with relationship problems for all of eterenity.

Repost this to your profile and spare yourself the emotional stress.

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Ultimate Phantom by Jiece18 reviews
A redone version of The Danny Phantom series.
Danny Phantom - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Supernatural - Chapters: 94 - Words: 231,199 - Reviews: 261 - Favs: 186 - Follows: 145 - Updated: 8/24 - Published: 5/13/2007 - Danny F.
Dawning of a Sun by pearl84 reviews
A twist in destiny makes the month old Danny F. half-ghost and places him in the hands of the ghost king: Plasmius. Stuck in between a Human and Ghost war, will this young prince find his true self? And most importantly, who will he fight for?AU DxS VD-FS
Danny Phantom - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 55 - Words: 1,058,193 - Reviews: 1733 - Favs: 862 - Follows: 750 - Updated: 8/17 - Published: 1/2/2008 - Vlad M., Danny F., Sam M., Gregor/Elliot
Magical (Original) by Aquawyrm reviews
When Voldemort throws a wrench in Fate's plan, giving himself an edge against Harry Potter...Clockwork finds himself having to "cheat" again, if he wants to stop one of the worst possible futures imaginable...
Crossover - Harry Potter & Danny Phantom - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Drama - Chapters: 10 - Words: 13,337 - Reviews: 148 - Favs: 161 - Follows: 271 - Updated: 8/2 - Published: 9/24/2008 - Danny F.
Endgame by pearl84 reviews
It's said that every hero needs a final, epic battle. Danny is about to discover his 'perfect ending' was only the 'calm before the storm'. But in chess, the endgame is what matters. And playing against your worst enemy, means relying on your arch-enemy to win. Sequel to Checkmate. One yr. after PP.
Danny Phantom - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Family - Chapters: 15 - Words: 303,161 - Reviews: 555 - Favs: 369 - Follows: 410 - Updated: 5/26 - Published: 4/28/2012 - Danny F., Vlad M.
Taming a Heart: Legacy of Myth by Norwesterner reviews
With all that he has known seemingly at an end, a modern man seeks to find a future in the land of his distant past, where Vikings and dragons are now ancient myth and legend. The third novel in the 'Taming a Heart' trilogy. Fifty-eighth chapter now lit. Still more to come.
How to Train Your Dragon - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 58 - Words: 493,095 - Reviews: 163 - Favs: 82 - Follows: 82 - Updated: 5/9 - Published: 5/12/2011
Phantom Reality by Azure129 reviews
The Disasteroid is gone, Vlad is a space nomad, and our favorite halfa is the hero of the world. But is this 'happily ever after' or just the start of Danny's biggest adventure yet? And will he be strong enough to face what and who the future might hold?
Danny Phantom - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Supernatural - Chapters: 9 - Words: 56,008 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 64 - Follows: 62 - Updated: 4/3 - Published: 1/15/2010 - Dan Phantom, Danny F.
Nova Shots by Cordria reviews
A collection of short stories. Now playing: Funeral Expenses. Short sequel to Judge, Jury, Executioner. Jack's funeral from Vlad's point of view. Genre: general, Rating: K
Danny Phantom - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 97 - Words: 244,339 - Reviews: 2257 - Favs: 447 - Follows: 332 - Updated: 3/13 - Published: 8/29/2008
Harry & Danny Fenton and the Sorcerer's Stone by LunaLovegood and DannyPhantom reviews
What would happen... if Harry was adopted by Jack Fenton. Mysteries, questions, accidents, people loathing Snape, Snape hating everyone, you understand. And with two, that means 2x the magic, mischief, and mishaps!
Crossover - Harry Potter & Danny Phantom - Rated: K - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 662 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 37 - Updated: 3/1 - Published: 7/19/2011 - Harry P., Danny F.
Continuing to Vent by Miriam1 reviews
Slices of life from the world of "A Vent Comes to Haunt"
Crossover - Harry Potter & Danny Phantom - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 12 - Words: 81,557 - Reviews: 152 - Favs: 178 - Follows: 189 - Updated: 2/22 - Published: 4/9/2011
Mantle by DuckiePray reviews
Nine years after "Allies", the second generation of the Hamato clan is growing up and preparing to form a team of their own. But with added responsibility comes greater pressure, along with a hidden threat that poses tremendous risk to the whole family. OC-Centric for characters within my own universe.
Ninja Turtles - Rated: T - English - Family/Romance - Chapters: 46 - Words: 124,925 - Reviews: 322 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 2/12 - Published: 10/31/2014
Aftermath by FullmetalShortStack reviews
After Phantom Planet...what happens to Danny Fenton? DannyxSam Implied TuckerxValerie
Danny Phantom - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 11,206 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 67 - Updated: 1/29 - Published: 10/3/2010 - Danny F., Sam M.
Sick Days Not Needed by Jillie chan reviews
"You're sick." Kanan said, resting his hand on the back of the seat. "So?" Ezra asked, resting his head on his fist. "I'm not holding you back." "Not holding us back?" Kanan echoed. "On missions," Ezra clarified, "It'll pass in a few days."
Star Wars Rebels - Rated: K - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,626 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 100 - Follows: 27 - Published: 1/22 - Kanan J., Ezra B., G. Orrelios/Zeb, Hera S. - Complete
That's a Funny Joke by Black Stormraven reviews
Ezra thought it was a joke at first, then the truth hit. Hera and Kanan are confused and a bit annoyed. Sabine just wishes everyone would shut up. Prompted by elenorasweet on AO3.
Star Wars Rebels - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 789 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 12 - Published: 1/7 - Ezra B., Sabine W., Hera S., Kanan J. - Complete
And the Pieces Fall Together by Sanru reviews
No one ever realizes what the difference one person can make in the lives of a family until they are gone. Now that they have him back the real challenge has begun. Is it possible to save him? Or is he gone forever? Companion to Picking Up the Pieces.
Ninja Turtles - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Drama - Chapters: 9 - Words: 36,612 - Reviews: 210 - Favs: 124 - Follows: 150 - Updated: 10/31/2014 - Published: 11/2/2008
All Hallows by Haberdashing reviews
One-shot set in the Transcendence AU (transcendence-au on tumblr). Dipper gets a fateful summons the day after Halloween.
Gravity Falls - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,152 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 7 - Published: 10/26/2014 - Dipper P. - Complete
It Takes a Village by Star-Struck Inu reviews
The warriors of Berk aren't vikings, they're dragons! Stoick has enough worries to gnaw on, between finding food for the Queen Dragon and Vikings trying to kill them, but wonders if his son Hiccup has gone mad when he decides to make peace with humans.
How to Train Your Dragon - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 6 - Words: 27,112 - Reviews: 190 - Favs: 391 - Follows: 510 - Updated: 7/18/2014 - Published: 4/5/2010 - Hiccup, Toothless
Castle Utgard: 2010 version by Grim Revolution reviews
Running away was never the Viking way… but who ever said Hiccup was a normal Viking? Pray to Odin… the boy's gone mad… Takes place during and after the Kill Arena. Old version, currently being updated.
How to Train Your Dragon - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Angst - Chapters: 7 - Words: 12,563 - Reviews: 108 - Favs: 142 - Follows: 163 - Updated: 7/2/2014 - Published: 5/7/2010 - Hiccup, Toothless - Complete
A New Beginning by Vaneria Potter reviews
If Astrid hadn't followed Hiccup and found Toothless, then they would have managed to leave without notice. But what would happen after that? A mix of Books and the Movie. Rated T for safety
How to Train Your Dragon - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 12 - Words: 17,906 - Reviews: 137 - Favs: 257 - Follows: 145 - Updated: 6/29/2014 - Published: 4/8/2010 - Hiccup, Camicazi - Complete
Hitchups by The Antic Repartee reviews
Hiccup didn't see the point in stopping Astrid as she ran off towards his village—towards his father—with his most desperately protected secret. He was leaving anyway. A coming-of-age tale. Deviates from movie. Borderline bromantic-comedy.
How to Train Your Dragon - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 40 - Words: 308,130 - Reviews: 4345 - Favs: 6,205 - Follows: 2,742 - Updated: 6/12/2014 - Published: 9/12/2010 - Astrid, Hiccup, Toothless, Gothi - Complete
Perry the Platypus : The Secret is Out by Koondra reviews
What happens when Phineas and Ferb discover Perrys agent identity? What happens when Heinz Doofenshmirtz discovers Perrys pet identity?
Phineas and Ferb - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 4 - Words: 2,633 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 32 - Updated: 6/10/2014 - Published: 8/6/2010 - Perry, Dr. Doofenshmirtz
The Odd Ones by Anesther reviews
Contains drabbles/oneshots. They had been the first to break a thousand year old tradition; maybe they were meant for each other, these odd ones. Accepts requests for different drabbles! -insanely likes prompts-
How to Train Your Dragon - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship - Chapters: 98 - Words: 61,844 - Reviews: 812 - Favs: 236 - Follows: 182 - Updated: 6/6/2014 - Published: 4/8/2010 - Hiccup, Toothless
Fixations by MathisMagic reviews
The Flash is rescued from the Legion of Doom by the turncoat villain Tigress. Things go downhill from there as she brings in other members of Wally's old 'Team' to combat a mysterious force that is eliminating the Wally Wests of every universe. Spitfire. Team and Original 7 centric. Spoilers for Endgame.
Crossover - Justice League & Young Justice - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Family - Chapters: 35 - Words: 104,135 - Reviews: 624 - Favs: 435 - Follows: 302 - Updated: 5/2/2014 - Published: 3/26/2013 - Wally W./Flash, Artemis C./Artemis - Complete
How to be a Pirate by FluffyArkD reviews
After being gone three years, a Hiccup who has left his mark in the world comes to Berk by chance and ends up saving it from the Outcast. Deed done, he wants to go back to exile, but some Berkians conspire to keep him closer to home...
How to Train Your Dragon - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 14 - Words: 33,320 - Reviews: 168 - Favs: 258 - Follows: 299 - Updated: 4/14/2014 - Published: 10/13/2010 - Hiccup
Convergence by LaLaCat1 reviews
In the aftermath of the Reach Invasion, Dick finds himself questioning the life he chose, Artemis finds herself mourning a life she dreamed of, and Bart find himself fearing the life he's been gifted. Meanwhile, Wally wakes to a world not his own, but at least Jason is a familiar face to guide him home. Sequel to Collide
Young Justice - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Family - Chapters: 18 - Words: 64,750 - Reviews: 189 - Favs: 245 - Follows: 230 - Updated: 4/6/2014 - Published: 3/17/2013 - Richard G./Nightwing, Wally W./Kid Flash, Artemis C./Artemis - Complete
The Town A Few Degrees South of the Freezing Death by ASR-AhsokaDawn reviews
Post-How to Train Your Dragon. Hiccup and Astrid's relationship grows while peace is maintained in Berk among other things.MINOR SPOILER about the end of the film at the beginning.
How to Train Your Dragon - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 7 - Words: 13,902 - Reviews: 141 - Favs: 79 - Follows: 80 - Updated: 3/13/2014 - Published: 4/14/2010 - Hiccup, Astrid
Hero by WithAnAngel reviews
drabble. I don't want to be your hero. I wish you would understand that. I didn't pick this fate. But everyone has a purpose in their life. And unfortunately, mine is saving you. But that doesn't mean I want to. I don't want to be a hero...
Danny Phantom - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,292 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 2/16/2014 - Published: 12/6/2008 - Danny F. - Complete
Children of the Forest by FantasiaWandering reviews
Only a fool would flee into the Demon Wood, but April, pursued by the minions of the Lord who took her father and would now take her life, is left with little choice. But just when all seems lost, four green demons come to her aid, and she learns that that there is light to be found in the darkest forest, and that family can be found in the unlikeliest places. Fantasy AU
Ninja Turtles - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 4 - Words: 20,987 - Reviews: 94 - Favs: 111 - Follows: 112 - Updated: 11/1/2013 - Published: 9/1/2013 - Donatello, Michelangelo, April O'Neil, Karai
The Young Order: Octo Secui by Rae Kelly reviews
Summer holidays and the Quidditch World Cup bring new perils for the Snape family and the Young Order as they attempt to defeat Voldemort once and for all. And what happens when two of them are chosen as champions during the Tri-Wizard Tournament? AU.GOF.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 22 - Words: 52,682 - Reviews: 320 - Favs: 227 - Follows: 331 - Updated: 9/24/2013 - Published: 11/18/2009 - Complete
Kame by Was-Mokie reviews
AU Story-A prophecy names a set of brothers the Princes that will bring peace to the realm. How does one slave change what everyone knows? The answer to that question resides within Kame.
Ninja Turtles - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 22 - Words: 58,759 - Reviews: 178 - Favs: 81 - Follows: 43 - Updated: 9/24/2013 - Published: 7/11/2013 - Complete
Depression Phantom by frasek06 reviews
Danny goes missing and when he returns he's diffrent. Something happened to the halfa and the group must find out before it's too late. DxS Dark fic. I'm bad at summarys!
Danny Phantom - Rated: M - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 15 - Words: 16,466 - Reviews: 78 - Favs: 66 - Follows: 76 - Updated: 9/16/2013 - Published: 12/31/2010 - Danny F., Sam M.
Danielle Fenton by MadienOfTheMoonlight17 reviews
After 2 years in Walker's jail, Danielle is brought home by Danny and was made part of the family. Now, follow Dani as she to learns how to live as a normal kid, and a halfa in a new world. DannySam DaniOC TuckerOC JazzOC OcxOC ***First nine chapters rewritten!***
Danny Phantom - Rated: T - English - Family/Drama - Chapters: 21 - Words: 29,974 - Reviews: 115 - Favs: 107 - Follows: 71 - Updated: 9/9/2013 - Published: 4/9/2009 - Danny F., Dani
Royally Flushed by Satellites on Parade reviews
So Artemis Crock is a princess now, apparently. (A Princess Diaries AU; Wally/Artemis.)
Young Justice - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 75,989 - Reviews: 66 - Favs: 252 - Follows: 43 - Published: 9/1/2013 - Wally W./Kid Flash, Artemis C./Artemis - Complete
Video Memories by Codiak reviews
They are graduating. Sam, Tucker, Valerie... For the entire last day of school, everyone was watching old pictures and videos, but no one was ready to see what Tucker had put together. Not even Sam. But truths had to be told. So they were.
Danny Phantom - Rated: T - English - Angst/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 10,326 - Reviews: 110 - Favs: 265 - Follows: 49 - Updated: 8/29/2013 - Published: 8/26/2010 - Danny F., Tucker F., Sam M., Valerie G. - Complete
Drabbles of the Heart by DuckiePray reviews
A series of Oneshots featuring the canon/original character pairings within my stories, and dedicated to all things love and romance. There will be fluff, corniness, and hopefully plenty of heart-warming moments.
Ninja Turtles - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 10 - Words: 26,110 - Reviews: 70 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 8/27/2013 - Published: 3/13/2013
Dani's Baby by ghostanimal reviews
Rewrite of Nine Months and Post PP: Dan Phantom had temporarily broke free, and he assured his rebirth in the timeline through raping Dani. She decides to keep the baby. But when Clockwork comes and reveals that the baby will be more powerful than ever imagined, can Dani raise her child to be a hero, or will he inherit his father's darkness? DannyxSam, DanixTucker Slow Updates
Danny Phantom - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 5 - Words: 6,735 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 51 - Updated: 8/20/2013 - Published: 5/25/2011 - Dani, Dan Phantom, Tucker F.
The Next Ultimate Enemy by ghostanimal reviews
Once again, Clockwork steps into Danny's life again to prevent an even more horrifying future brought on by a powerful enemy. But the enemy isn't Danny mind you. It's Danielle. DannyxSam, DanixTucker. A loose parody of The Ultimate Enemy. Rated for character death and violence. Contains ghost OCs
Danny Phantom - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Mystery - Chapters: 5 - Words: 10,027 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 8/15/2013 - Published: 7/14/2010 - Dani, Danny F., Valerie G.
Allies by DuckiePray reviews
Three and a half years after "Comfort & Joy", a hidden threat is about to emerge. For as long as the turtles have had friends, they've possessed the urge to protect them at all costs. When overtaken by disaster, however, those instincts are put to the ultimate test.
Ninja Turtles - Rated: T - English - Family/Friendship - Chapters: 42 - Words: 101,272 - Reviews: 331 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 8/8/2013 - Published: 6/27/2013
wwwdotdannyphantomatgmaildotco m by ghostanimal reviews
When Danny is banned for life from DOOM 2 for using his ghost powers, he signs up as Phantom with an email he made for his ghost half. He thinks nothing of it. Suddenly, he's spammed with threats from the GIW, marriage proposals, talk show invites and now everybody wants him to join their DOOM 2 Guild. And is that an invite to be on the Oprah show? Completely rewritten! Slow update
Danny Phantom - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,672 - Reviews: 191 - Favs: 123 - Follows: 149 - Updated: 8/5/2013 - Published: 6/6/2008 - Danny F., Jazz F.
Danny and Dani Phantom by ghostanimal reviews
The GIIODP Challenge: Danny follows his twin sister Danielle into the portal in hopes of fixing it. They did more than fix it. Now the twins struggle to learn about their new powers and fight ghosts, all while dealing with the everyday lives of high school freshmen with the help of their best friends. Newest Episode: Prisoners of Love
Danny Phantom - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Family - Chapters: 7 - Words: 36,548 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 7/31/2013 - Published: 1/29/2011 - Danny F., Dani, Tucker F., Sam M.
By Land and Sea by Enchantable reviews
Spoilers! As per tradition, the young vikings set out on their first overnight hunting mission. When Stoick makes them leave their dragons at home, can they make it through the trip in one piece or will it be up to the dragons to rescue their vikings?
How to Train Your Dragon - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 25 - Words: 113,477 - Reviews: 1263 - Favs: 676 - Follows: 716 - Updated: 7/8/2013 - Published: 4/1/2010 - Astrid, Hiccup
How to Train Your Father by Eyes Wide Open 2010 reviews
This story represents the point of view of Stoick the Vast, covering his emotions, thoughts and reasoning for the actions taken creating the scenes presented during the movie, "How to Train Your Dragon". Chapter 20 is up and the story is done. Thanks for reading and reviewing!
How to Train Your Dragon - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 20 - Words: 126,382 - Reviews: 170 - Favs: 169 - Follows: 108 - Updated: 6/30/2013 - Published: 1/1/2011 - Stoick - Complete
Phantom Burning Up by CatchingWind reviews
A mysterious amount of Ectoranium has been let loose in Casper High, causing a terrible fire. Everyone has made it out safely except for one person: Danielle Fenton! Will she get out alive? Or will the world have to live without one of the ghost kids? IMPORTANT NOTICE INSIDE 6/23/13
Danny Phantom - Rated: K+ - English - Suspense/Family - Chapters: 15 - Words: 12,483 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 6/23/2013 - Published: 3/24/2011 - Danny F., Dani - Complete
Monkey in the Middle by CatchingWind reviews
"My name is Danny Fenton, and I am still 14 almost 100 years after I turned 14..." Transcription of the audio recording found in Reno, Nevada on February 24th, 2298 by Jack L. Stockholm... IMPORTANT NOTICE INSIDE 6/23/13
Danny Phantom - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 5 - Words: 4,412 - Reviews: 79 - Favs: 100 - Follows: 45 - Updated: 6/23/2013 - Published: 7/27/2011 - Danny F. - Complete
Light by Cordria reviews
Can Jack, Jazz, Sam, and Tucker find a way to save Danny before it's too late? Part 3 of Illuminations Saga.
Danny Phantom - Rated: T - English - Suspense - Chapters: 15 - Words: 25,182 - Reviews: 383 - Favs: 226 - Follows: 113 - Updated: 6/18/2013 - Published: 11/2/2006 - Danny F., Jack F. - Complete
Shadow Play by Orcia reviews
Danielle Phantom returns to Amity Park, and she's brought along a friend. A ghostly friend. But everything about this new ghost girl is strange, and things start heating up when a dark man with snakes on his back begins showing up wherever she is.
Danny Phantom - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Mystery - Chapters: 19 - Words: 62,530 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 5/28/2013 - Published: 2/18/2011 - Dani - Complete
A Lingering Feeling by Jncera reviews
How long does it take for two people who are seemingly destined to be together to fall in love? Longer than you may think, as love doesn't erupt from a shock of realization, but grows slowly from a series of moments and a lingering feeling. Spitfire.
Young Justice - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 82,991 - Reviews: 762 - Favs: 713 - Follows: 505 - Updated: 5/25/2013 - Published: 9/9/2011 - Wally W./Kid Flash, Artemis C./Artemis - Complete
Smoke & Mirrors by doodlegirll reviews
Maybe he was just new to this, but Eugene was fairly certain that an assassination attempt on his first day as Prince Consort could not be a good sign... .:Sequel to "Hangman's Noose":.
Tangled - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 31,531 - Reviews: 122 - Favs: 105 - Follows: 158 - Updated: 5/8/2013 - Published: 5/26/2011 - Flynn R., Rapunzel
A Secret Uncovered by Darth Frodo reviews
When Danny's transformation is caught on tape, Danny has a whole new battle to face, including a press conference, Valerie, and, of course, school. But who is the mysterious ghost who set him up? And how much can he possibly mess up his life?
Danny Phantom - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 24 - Words: 120,668 - Reviews: 1342 - Favs: 814 - Follows: 621 - Updated: 4/4/2013 - Published: 1/20/2006 - Danny F., Dan Phantom
From Beginning to End by OnFireGeek reviews
They may still be teens, but don't call them sidekicks. A series of oneshots about the Team.
Young Justice - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 9 - Words: 17,597 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 35 - Updated: 3/3/2013 - Published: 8/15/2012 - Richard G./Nightwing, Wally W./Kid Flash
2nd Chance by darkness wasted reviews
Before Danielle dies she calls Danny 'Daddy'. Danny tries to find a way to give her a second chance at life and finds out what it means to be a father, have his own family, and how far the ege for revenge goes. First Danny Phantom FanFic.
Danny Phantom - Rated: T - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 9 - Words: 17,499 - Reviews: 67 - Favs: 99 - Follows: 93 - Updated: 2/4/2013 - Published: 12/19/2010 - Dani, Danny F.
Misery Island by lilyt789 reviews
It was supposed to be a class field trip to England, but now the class is stranded on a deserted island with no way to get out. And with all these ghosts on the island will the class, or Danny's secret survive? In response to deadlydaisy8o8's challenge.
Danny Phantom - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 14 - Words: 33,342 - Reviews: 252 - Favs: 267 - Follows: 297 - Updated: 1/24/2013 - Published: 4/16/2010 - Danny F., Lancer
Chatroom by Pii reviews
A chatroom for everyone. Multichapter chatroom. Please R&R! Hope you enjoy!
Danny Phantom - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 29 - Words: 34,388 - Reviews: 204 - Favs: 79 - Follows: 61 - Updated: 1/19/2013 - Published: 4/1/2010
Shakespeare Is Overrated by mantheharpies reviews
Casper High is holding a play. Not just any play, an original play on Danny Phantom. Every student in one of Lancer's class is required to have some sort of part in it. When it becomes a hit, Danny is suddenly thrusted into a stardom he's not ready for. DISCONTINUED.
Danny Phantom - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 7 - Words: 15,151 - Reviews: 140 - Favs: 94 - Follows: 137 - Updated: 12/13/2012 - Published: 3/22/2011
GHOST by YourFavoriteCONTRACTOR reviews
Adopted from PhantomPhan67.Theres a new class at Casper High.Its all about the Ghosts.The trio thinks its a bit of a joke but someone signs them up anyway.How can Danny keep his secret with two ghost hunters showing the differance between living and dead?
Danny Phantom - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 4 - Words: 9,359 - Reviews: 101 - Favs: 106 - Follows: 129 - Updated: 11/30/2012 - Published: 7/8/2011 - Danny F., Sam M.
The Discovery of Deliah Phantom by OnFireGeek reviews
Danny has a twin sister, and Vlad stole her at birth. What if she was transferred to Casper High and just so happens to have ghostly powers? What about when her foster dad, a Guy in White, agrees to work with Vlad for revenge at Danny Phantom? Who knows? COMPLETE.
Danny Phantom - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Adventure - Chapters: 20 - Words: 69,085 - Reviews: 97 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 31 - Updated: 11/25/2012 - Published: 3/6/2011 - Danny F. - Complete
Danny Phantom of the Opera by Phantom Misfit reviews
Danny Phantom is playing the Phantom in Casper's yearly play, while Sam is Christine. Then a new boy (but is he really?) comes along and steals her heart, while Danny struggles with blackouts, memory loss, and a familiar dragon ghost. Lots of DxS! Chapter 14 up!
Danny Phantom - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 13 - Words: 30,447 - Reviews: 212 - Favs: 150 - Follows: 133 - Updated: 11/19/2012 - Published: 5/29/2008 - [Danny F., Sam M.] Prince Aragon
After Amnesia by RedAstronaut reviews
What happened directly after the movie. Mostly just fluffy cute kid romance. Phinbella. And some brotherly friendship (with Perry too, of course). NOTICE: Undergoing revisions. Revising per chapter. Chapter 1 revisions are now up!
Phineas and Ferb - Rated: K - English - Family/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 2,836 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 30 - Updated: 11/16/2012 - Published: 8/24/2011 - Isabella, Phineas - Complete
Running to the Enemy's Arms by deadlydaisy8o8 reviews
He can't trust his friends, His parents are officially ghost Nazi's, and his life has pretty much fallen to pieces within the last twelve hours. However there is one person who might be able to pick up the pieces, if Danny would only let him. T4sfty
Danny Phantom - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 55 - Words: 370,488 - Reviews: 1258 - Favs: 909 - Follows: 584 - Updated: 11/6/2012 - Published: 5/31/2010 - Danny F., Vlad M. - Complete
Rise of the Ghost King by mon-ra reviews
Danny is named hero after the events of PP. However his actions were part of an evil prophecy that could spell doom for both the human world and the ghost zone.
Danny Phantom - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 46 - Words: 148,568 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 31 - Updated: 10/31/2012 - Published: 12/1/2009 - [Danny F., Valerie G.] - Complete
Shine by Pottergirl1 reviews
Just a bunch of fanfiction that resembles drabbles somewhat, but unfortunately yours truly sucks eggs at a word limit, so...I'm working on it! This shows 'Phineas and Ferb' moments in the life of each character. Taking requests! R&R! Happy 2012 people!:D
Phineas and Ferb - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 31 - Words: 8,487 - Reviews: 94 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 10/23/2012 - Published: 9/1/2011 - Isabella, Phineas
Escaping Phantom by maraqua90210 reviews
Yes, I know, there are probably a million of these, but I think I really might have something here. This story is about Danny's daughter, Dannika, who genetically inherited Danny's ghost powers. Meaning, she's had them since she was born.
Danny Phantom - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 16 - Words: 46,728 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 10/3/2012 - Published: 2/28/2010
Then You Stand by doodlegirll reviews
..:Sequel to LLIAM:.. Wilbur journeys into the future to find Krys after Lewis is mysteriously kidnapped, and the two must once again join forces with Wilbur's future self to save their existance while they still can! PLZ R&R! .:ON HIATUS TIL SPRING:.
Meet the Robinsons - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Adventure - Chapters: 19 - Words: 48,260 - Reviews: 152 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 9/19/2012 - Published: 10/17/2007
Ruff and Tumble by ToaKage reviews
Set two years after the events of How To Train Your Dragon - Ruffnut is in for a big surprise as her life takes a large turn for the aggrivating.
How to Train Your Dragon - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 12,013 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 9/9/2012 - Published: 11/2/2010 - Ruffnut
How the Legend was Born by Graystripe64 reviews
The details to King Fergus' most legendary battle! His famous scuffle with Mo'rdu and how exactly he lost his leg! How will the queen and little princess react? How will Fergus adjust? Is family love truly the key to ending his trauma? several chapters
Brave, 2012 - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Tragedy - Chapters: 4 - Words: 11,297 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 9/9/2012 - Published: 7/29/2012 - King Fergus, Queen Elinor - Complete
Friends: the Good, the Better, and the Red Head by YJ-Obsessed reviews
This is a series of one-shots about how gingers are the best of friends in the world of Young Justice : One of those stories that goes, "A good friend will..." and then, "...but a best friend will..." I got the idea after watching 'Failsafe.' Rated T just in case. I don't know what all I will have in here. Promise, the worst will be violence.
Young Justice - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 10 - Words: 21,273 - Reviews: 81 - Favs: 78 - Follows: 68 - Updated: 9/2/2012 - Published: 6/30/2012 - Roy Harper/Red Arrow, Wally W./Kid Flash
Phantom's Possible's Cousin by KHfreak21 reviews
What if Maddie Fenton had a half sister. She forgot about her untill one weak From Dan Phantom. And Danny whent too live with her insted Vlad. PS.First Fanfic Ever
Crossover - Kim Possible & Danny Phantom - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Family - Chapters: 8 - Words: 15,292 - Reviews: 86 - Favs: 136 - Follows: 145 - Updated: 8/21/2012 - Published: 11/15/2011 - Kim P., Danny F.
Wasteland by AnneriaWings reviews
It was hopeless. Like a desolate, lonely wasteland, my life had faded into a mere shadow of its former self.
Danny Phantom - Rated: T - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 2 - Words: 9,707 - Reviews: 232 - Favs: 413 - Follows: 466 - Updated: 7/21/2012 - Published: 7/19/2010
CatchingWind's Challenge by GhostDog401 reviews
101 One-Shot Challenge issued by well CatchingWind duh It will have ratings from K-T but will usually be K or K Plus. France:When Danny has the perfect night planned to propose to Sam, his nervousness, and fangirls, intervene sp?
Danny Phantom - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Friendship - Chapters: 35 - Words: 20,777 - Reviews: 86 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 7/11/2012 - Published: 8/6/2011 - Danny F., Valerie G.
Phantom Mystery by Turkeyhead987 reviews
The police department thinks a killer is on the loose they find out that it might be a ghost. Somehow they think they have proof that Danny is the killer.
Crossover - Danny Phantom & Psych - Rated: T - English - Drama/Mystery - Chapters: 17 - Words: 33,878 - Reviews: 145 - Favs: 86 - Follows: 50 - Updated: 6/27/2012 - Published: 6/15/2011 - Danny F., Shawn S. - Complete
Forbidden Child: Continued by Silkmouse reviews
(Adopted from the original story by CurlyBlueCutie) Ararbella DeLuna is the only child of Artemis to have ever existed; so things don't exactly go over well when she and her friends finally arrive at Camp Half-Blood. One thing's for sure; it's going to take one heck of a quest to convince the gods that she's worthy enough to exist, or else it's game over for Arabella.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K+ - English - Suspense/Adventure - Chapters: 15 - Words: 24,330 - Reviews: 75 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 37 - Updated: 6/9/2012 - Published: 11/21/2010 - Artemis, OC
Into His Lair by Danny Phantom Phanatic reviews
First story ever on Fanfic! Do to following Paulina through a portal that appeared in English Class. Some students and Mr. Lancer are trapped in the Ghost Zone i know REAL original. Just a fun story, no real plot. Better Summary inside. I do not own DP.
Danny Phantom - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,008 - Reviews: 64 - Favs: 74 - Follows: 91 - Updated: 6/5/2012 - Published: 4/21/2011
Crumbling by Biisaiyowaq reviews
After a massive earthquake, more than buildings are falling apart. Trapped in Casper with his classmates, will Danny's secret remain intact? Or will it too come crumbling down? Review!
Danny Phantom - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,018 - Reviews: 71 - Favs: 70 - Follows: 95 - Updated: 6/5/2012 - Published: 11/25/2010 - Danny F.
Collide by LaLaCat1 reviews
Jason Todd finds himself in a Gotham strangely different from the place he calls home, and he's not happy about it. Now he must learn to deal with a Bruce that cares and a Dick Grayson that's only thirteen years old if he ever wants to make it home.
Young Justice - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 14 - Words: 40,695 - Reviews: 535 - Favs: 1,199 - Follows: 424 - Updated: 6/1/2012 - Published: 4/18/2011 - Richard G./Nightwing, Bruce W./Batman - Complete
High School Reunion by YourFavoriteCONTRACTOR reviews
I've never really liked reunions,just take a look at my past and you'll see why.What about my own highschool reunion?No one's lived in Amity since it went up in flames...none but me,and then there's my lack of aging to worry about.I wonder how old Sam is.
Danny Phantom - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 17 - Words: 42,092 - Reviews: 253 - Favs: 164 - Follows: 126 - Updated: 5/15/2012 - Published: 5/10/2011 - Sam M., Danny F. - Complete
Countdown by Michael J.J reviews
Now that Vlad's gone, Danny's hoping things will be peaceful for awhile. Unfortunately, he now finds himself as the soldier in a war against a far more powerful enemy. Sequel to Adjustment.
Danny Phantom - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 6,899 - Reviews: 102 - Favs: 100 - Follows: 120 - Updated: 5/1/2012 - Published: 7/12/2009 - Danny F., Sam M.
Cognoscere Animam Halfae by CoronaIgnis reviews
Or, "To Know the Halfa's Soul."
Danny Phantom - Rated: K - English - Poetry - Chapters: 2 - Words: 247 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 4/21/2012 - Published: 1/20/2012 - Complete
HUNTED: Making Bonds by MariaAnderson8998 reviews
There are 4 of us who escaped, but there are hundreds that paid because the turning the Earth intangible to avoid the disastroid wasn't what you called fool proof. FULL SUMMARY INSIDE
Danny Phantom - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Angst - Chapters: 3 - Words: 7,313 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 4/16/2012 - Published: 8/4/2011
Cosplay 2 by intrajanelle reviews
Sequel to Cosplay. Wally and Artemis have broken up, again. Megan is being deported and Roy has to babysit his rambunctious daughter. Fortunately, Dick has a solution to all of their problems and it involves cosplaying. Spitfire. Supermartian. Lian.
Young Justice - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 25,342 - Reviews: 268 - Favs: 84 - Follows: 151 - Updated: 4/13/2012 - Published: 1/20/2012 - Artemis C./Artemis, Wally W./Kid Flash
Love is Like a Walk in the Park by ghostanimal reviews
Poll winner & Now full length: After a ghost fight at City Hall, Jack and Maddie witness some romance between Sam and Phantom. Their only problem is that Sam is dating their son... DxS
Danny Phantom - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 5,172 - Reviews: 119 - Favs: 109 - Follows: 61 - Updated: 3/9/2012 - Published: 9/10/2011 - Sam M., Danny F. - Complete
There Are Some Things Just Meant to Be by EJ Sanders reviews
Lewis was just minding his own business, inventing as usual, when a familiar face shows up one day. It was supposed to be a joyful reunion. So then, why is his friend so unhappy? The answer will send him to the edge of time and back.
Meet the Robinsons - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 17 - Words: 41,731 - Reviews: 108 - Favs: 91 - Follows: 74 - Updated: 3/7/2012 - Published: 12/5/2009 - Lewis, Wilbur R. - Complete
Revealing Oneshots by CrossoverxToxThexDarkxSide reviews
This is a bunch of oneshots that reveal Danny. Now Up: The Funeral
Danny Phantom - Rated: K - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 6,732 - Reviews: 90 - Favs: 62 - Follows: 51 - Updated: 2/28/2012 - Published: 1/24/2011 - Danny F.
A Hidden World by Aurora Borealis 97 reviews
Danny is forced to reveal his secret to his parents, and they don't like it. So he runs away, good and far, to England, where an adult Harry has been sent by the Minister of Magic to collect the boy. But how will it go? Post D-stabilized, Post DH, No PP.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Danny Phantom - Rated: T - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 12 - Words: 11,476 - Reviews: 81 - Favs: 111 - Follows: 131 - Updated: 2/20/2012 - Published: 12/26/2010 - Harry P., Danny F.
GHOST ZONE TRADGEDY by KPtwistepghost reviews
a camping field trip w/ their classmates was not going well especially when ghosts want revenge on Danny and send the trio and more into the ghost zone! they do their best to keep things hidden especially when things start happening that shouldn't
Danny Phantom - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 18,340 - Reviews: 89 - Favs: 85 - Follows: 92 - Updated: 2/13/2012 - Published: 4/25/2011 - Danny F., Sam M.
The Hybrid Wars Book Three: The Final End by GhostDog401 reviews
The Fallen have risen, the line between friend and foe blurred, the Final End is coming, for the better or for the worse. Third Book to the Hybrid Wars is HERE!
Danny Phantom - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,917 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 2/12/2012 - Published: 9/2/2011
Regretting Her Choices by GhostDog401 reviews
Sequel to Valerie's Revenge: After freeing Phantom and the Black Huntress aka Sam from the GIW Valerie begins to regret the choices she made, or maybe something or someone else made her change her mind
Danny Phantom - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Friendship - Chapters: 7 - Words: 7,383 - Reviews: 68 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 2/12/2012 - Published: 6/27/2011 - Danny F., Valerie G.
Seeing is disBelieving by pearl84 reviews
Cowritten with Truephan. Rated T. Before PP. Ghost OCs. Caught in the crossfire between Time and Existence, Danny and Vlad are forced to face the Master of Time, the Defenders of Existence, a new Enforcer, and, ultimately, extinction. Full summary inside
Danny Phantom - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Suspense - Chapters: 36 - Words: 458,571 - Reviews: 501 - Favs: 179 - Follows: 104 - Updated: 2/3/2012 - Published: 7/17/2010 - Danny F., Vlad M. - Complete
Partners Forever by OnFireGeek reviews
A cowboy makes only a few true friends in life, friends that will stick with him forever. But what about when the Eternal Gates are the deciding factor in how long 'forever' is? Oneshot.
Bible - Rated: K - English - Spiritual - Chapters: 1 - Words: 502 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Published: 2/2/2012 - Complete
Frootloops by keotey1228 reviews
Have you ever wondered about what would happen if Danny and his friends, and even some enemies, were in a group for a project? What happens when Dash pulls out Frootloops... K plus for the letters, "WTF"
Danny Phantom - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,199 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 5 - Published: 1/25/2012 - Danny F. - Complete
Hiding Something by Aurora Borealis 97 reviews
Lancer assigns an essay about a metaphorical line. Any line. He is shocked when Danny actually turns it in, but something's up. But what?
Danny Phantom - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 13 - Words: 7,405 - Reviews: 136 - Favs: 128 - Follows: 136 - Updated: 1/23/2012 - Published: 2/5/2011 - Lancer, Danny F.
Finding Danielle by Artgirl4 reviews
What starts with Danny finding Danielle, makes its way through both teenagers new lives together. This will be the tale of the Two Phantoms, as they learn to face challenges together, kick ghost butt, and just be a great brother and sister. Post PP!
Danny Phantom - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 19 - Words: 54,490 - Reviews: 219 - Favs: 170 - Follows: 103 - Updated: 1/22/2012 - Published: 11/3/2008 - Danny F., Dani
Phantoms, Powers and Prophecies by FantomoDrako reviews
Danny keeps dreaming of a strange castle while the ghosts across the world gossip of a 'halfa'. Does it mean anything?
Crossover - Harry Potter & Danny Phantom - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 10 - Words: 50,779 - Reviews: 386 - Favs: 423 - Follows: 593 - Updated: 1/22/2012 - Published: 5/1/2007 - Danny F.
Vagrant by Darkness-Chill reviews
Imagine Maddie Fenton's surprise when her cousin, whom she hasn't seen in years, is the first to offer to watch her children while she's away at a convention, despite the fact that she lives across the world. As if watching Jazz and Danny is a vacation.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Danny Phantom - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 7 - Words: 15,168 - Reviews: 112 - Favs: 163 - Follows: 244 - Updated: 1/19/2012 - Published: 10/11/2009 - Danny F.
Insight by Trevor the Enchanter reviews
Before Danny, Sam, and Tucker, there was Jack, Maddie, and Vlad. They were once the closest of friends. How did this friendship develop and how did it break apart?
Danny Phantom - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 7 - Words: 17,984 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 1/13/2012 - Published: 2/24/2011 - Vlad M., Maddie F.
Adrenaline Rush by Shika-E.S.W reviews
What would have happened if Hiccup met Toothless at a younger age, in a different situation. Six year old Hiccup is about to find out how hard it is to keep a secret... Rated T for no real reason
How to Train Your Dragon - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 4 - Words: 5,164 - Reviews: 82 - Favs: 113 - Follows: 144 - Updated: 1/11/2012 - Published: 4/19/2010 - Hiccup, Toothless
Aftermath of a Ghost Invasion by Aurora Borealis 97 reviews
Bad name. Anyway... Danny is nearly expelled after Vlad unleashes a massive ghost invasion on Amity Park. He is injured when he comes in with his parents for a parent-teacher conference and passes out. What will happen when he wakes up?
Danny Phantom - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 4 - Words: 5,289 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 87 - Follows: 96 - Updated: 12/30/2011 - Published: 3/13/2011 - Danny F.
The Name Game by Secret Spy Guy reviews
“Just pick a name, Jake.” My mom would say. “Pick any name you want.” At first I never knew why. When I was young they told me it was just a game. My parents never stopped to explain. We were running...we HAD to play that game... Future Fic
Danny Phantom - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 11 - Words: 27,685 - Reviews: 149 - Favs: 117 - Follows: 133 - Updated: 12/27/2011 - Published: 1/12/2008 - Danny F., Sam M.
Time Clash by Pii reviews
Sequel to Truth Beside Stories. After Danny's secret revealed to his parents, they start to get another normal days. But, this time his parents knew. Suddenly someone appeared and spying on Danny. Is that Vlad up to something again?
Danny Phantom - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 17,766 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 12/26/2011 - Published: 8/14/2010 - Danny F., Sam M. - Complete
A Loser, A Hero, Missing by EmberMclain13 reviews
Sequel to The Halfa's Apprentice: One week. Daniel Fenton and Danny Phantom have been missing for one week.Is it mere coincidence, or is it something more?Is Phantom responsible for Fenton's disappearance?It's up to Danny's friends and sister to save him.
Danny Phantom - Rated: K - English - Suspense/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 11 - Words: 18,954 - Reviews: 95 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 42 - Updated: 12/17/2011 - Published: 4/19/2011 - Danny F., Vlad M. - Complete
She Noticed by Professor Cheesecake reviews
After her brother's life is saved, Starr begins to notice there's more to life than a popularity contest...
Danny Phantom - Rated: K - English - Friendship - Chapters: 9 - Words: 17,766 - Reviews: 96 - Favs: 96 - Follows: 136 - Updated: 12/12/2011 - Published: 8/31/2010 - Star, Danny F.
Blast From The Future by Animegx43 reviews
-Sequal to The Big Bang Marie-. Ferb meets up with his future niece, Marie Flynn, once again so she can see her parents from their own childhood, but soon fine that her own existence is in danger, and she'll need Ferb's help to save her.
Phineas and Ferb - Rated: K - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 23 - Words: 46,462 - Reviews: 127 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 41 - Updated: 12/5/2011 - Published: 8/28/2011 - Phineas, Isabella - Complete
Gift of the Nightfury by Catnip-Packet reviews
Happy Snoggletog!
How to Train Your Dragon - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Family - Chapters: 7 - Words: 11,255 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 81 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 12/4/2011 - Published: 11/16/2011 - Hiccup, Toothless - Complete
How To Train Your Dragon: Hiccup's Fate by Dark Guymelef reviews
It's been 2 years since the war ended. In Hiccup's opinion, things couldn't be getting much better. However, when strangers arrive on the island of Berk, Hiccup and his friends begin an adventure that will decide the fate of the whole world. Epilogue up!
How to Train Your Dragon - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 66,298 - Reviews: 201 - Favs: 191 - Follows: 124 - Updated: 11/28/2011 - Published: 4/7/2010 - Hiccup, Astrid - Complete
Nights Without House Parties by Backroads reviews
Stoick is hunting for the dragon nest. Hiccup is going through two versions of dragon training and spending his nights by himself. Just what is it like being home alone? A series of incidents and thoughts of a variety of genres.
How to Train Your Dragon - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 5 - Words: 5,600 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 11/26/2011 - Published: 11/28/2010 - Hiccup
The Return by JuneLuxray2 reviews
After the events of Phantom Planet, Danny finally has to return to school. How will he brave the day with a revealed secret?
Danny Phantom - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,860 - Reviews: 78 - Favs: 150 - Follows: 157 - Updated: 11/25/2011 - Published: 6/17/2011 - Danny F., Sam M.
The Past is the Present by almne reviews
Toothless had a bond with Hiccup that was unusual even among the Vikings and their dragons. Centuries later, that bond still pulls at him. Not Romance
How to Train Your Dragon - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 13 - Words: 55,329 - Reviews: 274 - Favs: 388 - Follows: 377 - Updated: 11/20/2011 - Published: 7/13/2010 - Toothless
The Return of a Long Lost Friend by Em Phantom reviews
It's a week after the whole Disasteroid incident and the Fenton family is enjoying dinner together. That is, until a young girl collapses on the doorstep. Just who is this girl and how does Danny know her? No longer a oneshot! has no OCs.
Danny Phantom - Rated: K - English - Family - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,061 - Reviews: 76 - Favs: 107 - Follows: 120 - Updated: 11/9/2011 - Published: 12/23/2007 - Dani, Danny F.
Danny Phantom & the Olympians: The Sea of Monsters by SpiderPhantom reviews
The fates work in funny ways...Danny, Sam, and Tucker getting into the Gray Sister's taxi with Percy and Annabeth while escapeing a ghost, Danny, Sam, and Tucker being able to cross Camp Half-Blood's boundrys, and all they're parents knowing about Gods.
Crossover - Danny Phantom & Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 17 - Words: 36,096 - Reviews: 156 - Favs: 119 - Follows: 107 - Updated: 11/8/2011 - Published: 1/10/2010
Checkmate by pearl84 reviews
Vlad forces Danny to leave everything behind in order to save Jazz. But just when the billionaire believes to have won his chess game against his young rival, Danny makes a single unexpected move. Now, it's anyone's game. But is it about winning anymore?
Danny Phantom - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Angst - Chapters: 85 - Words: 1,037,915 - Reviews: 3619 - Favs: 1,328 - Follows: 622 - Updated: 11/5/2011 - Published: 4/24/2006 - Danny F., Vlad M. - Complete
Photoshop by sarahhaley reviews
Dash and Kwan find an old class picture and start having a little too much fun on Photoshop. Will someone's secret be revealed? No slash.
Danny Phantom - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 20,110 - Reviews: 241 - Favs: 310 - Follows: 126 - Updated: 10/30/2011 - Published: 7/21/2011 - Dash B., Kwan - Complete
Always Moving by legomaster00156 reviews
I'm always moving. One city to another. I love my life... but it's so hard... Tiny mini-fic one-shot. Spoilers for "That's the Spirit!".
Phineas and Ferb - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 563 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Published: 10/26/2011 - Complete
Dani's Capture Danny's Doomsday by GhostDog401 reviews
What happens when Maddie and Jack discover Dani, and now they have the perfect plan. Use her to get Danny. That leaves one question, how is Danny going to save the day? Or is the anwser a simple one, he's PLETE
Danny Phantom - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 12 - Words: 17,413 - Reviews: 311 - Favs: 190 - Follows: 104 - Updated: 10/21/2011 - Published: 4/26/2011 - Dani, Danny F. - Complete
Sometimes I Hiccup by Random-StoryKeeper reviews
How to Train Your Dragon Trainer! If you love someone, how many things can go wrong before you tell them? Astrid x Hiccup. Now complete!
How to Train Your Dragon - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 9,295 - Reviews: 91 - Favs: 116 - Follows: 68 - Updated: 10/20/2011 - Published: 4/5/2010 - Astrid, Hiccup - Complete
Free Verse and Rhymes by CoronaIgnis reviews
My response to GhostDog's challenge. 10 poems, 10 characters, 10 prompts.
Danny Phantom - Rated: K - English - Poetry - Chapters: 10 - Words: 2,322 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 10/6/2011 - Published: 9/22/2011 - Complete
A Picture is Worth A Thousand Words by Grim Revolution reviews
A collection of unrelated thoughts not long enough to be one story.
How to Train Your Dragon - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 27 - Words: 26,282 - Reviews: 305 - Favs: 124 - Follows: 118 - Updated: 10/1/2011 - Published: 4/17/2010
A Father's Love by futureauthor13 reviews
As Doofenshmirtz walked, he still felt his heart breaking a little, but at the same time, he couldn't be any prouder and happier for his daughter. Future fic/father daughter fic. Oneshot
Phineas and Ferb - Rated: K+ - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,106 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 3 - Published: 9/20/2011 - Dr. Doofenshmirtz, Vanessa - Complete
Strike Three by ashwater reviews
What if when Perry hit the baseball bat towards Phineas, Phineas didn't catch it? Based off of ATSD. Mostly Phineas and Perry pet fluff, some brother stuff, and some Phinbella to top it off! The only pairing is Phineas and Isabella. One-shot. Please read!
Phineas and Ferb - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,221 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 9/18/2011 - Published: 9/17/2011 - Phineas, Perry - Complete
Let it Snow by sewilikebaking reviews
Teenage Ferb does not like the snow. Not at all. But Phineas seems to see something in it, and Ferb wants to see what he missed.
Phineas and Ferb - Rated: K - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,870 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 3 - Published: 9/16/2011 - Phineas, Ferb - Complete
Mommy, I Can See Him by xXxDaughteroftheKingxXx reviews
"Daddy's always here. Mommy, I can see him." In a time so full of despair, sometimes it the youngest of us that bring us hope beyond compare. ONESHOT.
Phineas and Ferb - Rated: T - English - Family/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 925 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/13/2011 - Isabella, Phineas - Complete
How To Train Your Dragon, The Second Time by Silkmouse reviews
It's 1014 a.d. in Berk, and there's another dragon war! Fae is Hiccup and Astrid's Great-Great- Granddaughter. But life changes when she finds a Night Fury in the forest. And what happens when her Evil sister Estrid wants the dragon for Herself?
How to Train Your Dragon - Rated: K - English - Mystery/Adventure - Chapters: 9 - Words: 11,614 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 9/12/2011 - Published: 8/31/2010
The Day No One Would Forget: A 9 11 Tribute by GhostDog401 reviews
A short story, I wrote for 9/11. Its not to mock it, get that sick idea out of your head. This is to honor 9/11 and make sure we never forget
Danny Phantom - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 690 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/11/2011 - Danny F., Sam M. - Complete
Tablets of Destiny by Easternbluebird reviews
Sequel to Proven Wrong. While Maddie and Jazz are on vacation, Danny must try to tell his father his secret. But what will happen when Vlad unleashes and uncontrollable and destructive that threatens the whole world?
Danny Phantom - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Family - Chapters: 5 - Words: 7,892 - Reviews: 86 - Favs: 91 - Follows: 123 - Updated: 9/11/2011 - Published: 7/24/2011 - Jack F., Danny F.
Back To Normal by Radar1388 reviews
Spoilers from the movie "Across The Second Dimension". Perry wants to retell his secret to his owners. What's stopping him?
Phineas and Ferb - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,132 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 5 - Published: 9/10/2011 - Perry - Complete
Back To Life by Lani's Tamer-chi reviews
Clockwork has decided to release Dan, and Dani is back in Amity Park because she's having problems with her powers. Are the two connected?
Danny Phantom - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 7 - Words: 12,438 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 9/10/2011 - Published: 11/30/2010 - Dan Phantom, Dani
For the Love of Thor by The Sad Privateer reviews
There are some things about humans that Toothless just doesn't understand - A dragon's study of human behavior.
How to Train Your Dragon - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 29 - Words: 39,241 - Reviews: 513 - Favs: 665 - Follows: 461 - Updated: 9/10/2011 - Published: 4/5/2010 - Toothless, Hiccup
The Hybrid Wars Book Two: The Rise of the Fallen by GhostDog401 reviews
Sequel to The Hybrid Wars The Beginning of the End. Kelly has discovered that there is a traitor among her, why is Amber acting so strangly, where has Nick been taken, more halfa are lost, the Fallen are beginning to Rise. Book Two is here!
Danny Phantom - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 12 - Words: 9,628 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 9/2/2011 - Published: 1/17/2011 - Complete
Gaining Trust by KicsterAsh reviews
Danny's finally going to get to meet his new crew at NASA and start training them. But when his new co-pilot, Nicholas Stevenson, accidentally discover his secret, their relationship takes off with a bumpy start.
Danny Phantom - Rated: K - English - Adventure - Chapters: 23 - Words: 45,487 - Reviews: 297 - Favs: 211 - Follows: 98 - Updated: 8/30/2011 - Published: 1/13/2011 - Danny F. - Complete
Trapped, Stuck, Caged by OwlheadAthena reviews
Being trapped in the Ghost Zone are least of Danny's worries. All his ghostly enemies, an evil future self, and that fact that someone he cares about might not even be alive is also a major problem happening. The question is: Can Danny handle it? Or not?
Danny Phantom - Rated: K - English - Adventure/Family - Chapters: 10 - Words: 17,506 - Reviews: 115 - Favs: 88 - Follows: 67 - Updated: 8/27/2011 - Published: 5/13/2011 - Danny F., Dani
Prank Wars by Codiak reviews
Danny played a string of harmless pranks...which then made Vlad want to get back at him! As the saying goes, "THIS MEANS WAR!"
Danny Phantom - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 10,075 - Reviews: 98 - Favs: 105 - Follows: 44 - Updated: 8/26/2011 - Published: 8/26/2010 - Danny F., Vlad M. - Complete
Important by alwaysALOHA reviews
One-shot. He wouldn't have fought her. Vlad would have won, if Danielle had been more obedient. The final lab scene in Kindred Spirits before Sam and Tucker charge in from Danny's point-of-view. No pairings.
Danny Phantom - Rated: K - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 582 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 5 - Published: 8/23/2011 - Danny F., Dani - Complete
I Know Where You Go Perry by FanficFemale reviews
Someone in the Flynn-Fletcher home knows the answer to that everyday asked question "Hey, where's Perry?"
Phineas and Ferb - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 996 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 8/22/2011 - Published: 10/1/2009 - Perry - Complete
Let's INTERVIEW Phineas and Ferb by MKBianca reviews
Let's interview the whole cast of Phineas and Ferb and find out all unanswered questions... Third: Candace Flynn
Phineas and Ferb - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,192 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 8/19/2011 - Published: 6/21/2011 - Candace - Complete
The Bully's Reign of Terror Ends by Easternbluebird reviews
Danny has had an all nighter of fighting ghosts. Dash had pulled an allnighter because of dpression from a recent break up. What happens when to teens who have had barely any sleep and have been having a bad day cross paths?
Danny Phantom - Rated: T - English - Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,092 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 13 - Published: 8/17/2011 - Danny F., Dash B.
Wild World by Pottergirl1 reviews
Isabella is going away to college. Songfic to Wild World by Cat Stevens. Nothing belongs to me.
Phineas and Ferb - Rated: K - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,150 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/16/2011 - Phineas, Isabella - Complete
Sisterly Advice by Jaida857 reviews
One-shot about Isabella going to Candace for advice. Set in some random time in the summer of the TV series. Read & Review please!
Phineas and Ferb - Rated: K - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,050 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 4 - Published: 8/16/2011 - Candace, Isabella - Complete
Kith and Kin by CoronaIgnis reviews
When Jack and Maddie let slip that they've experimented with ghost hybrids, Team Phantom is determined to learn everything they can about the project. The only problem- they don't like where it's headed. At all.
Danny Phantom - Rated: K+ - English - Mystery/Family - Chapters: 17 - Words: 39,754 - Reviews: 284 - Favs: 422 - Follows: 151 - Updated: 8/15/2011 - Published: 1/26/2011 - Danny F. - Complete
When Angels Deserve to Die by SpazChan395 reviews
Danny befriends an abused girl down the street. What happens when she finds out he's a ghost? Ghosts are spirits of the dead that are bound to this world by unfinished business, right? And why is she stalked by ghosts? DannyXOC Rated for future
Danny Phantom - Rated: M - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 14 - Words: 75,110 - Reviews: 65 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 41 - Updated: 8/13/2011 - Published: 4/4/2011 - Danny F.
Priorities by TheCuriousWriter reviews
Perry has conflicting priorities with his life as a secret agent and a pet, but he always knows which priority always comes first. Spoilers from Across the 2nd Dimension.
Phineas and Ferb - Rated: K - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,462 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/12/2011 - Perry - Complete
IOU One Kiss by Angie J Trifid reviews
Phineas owes Isabella a kiss. He just doesn't know it... Phinbella one-shot with spoilers for the movie
Phineas and Ferb - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,648 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 8 - Published: 8/11/2011 - Phineas, Isabella - Complete
Any Chance by xXxDaughteroftheKingxXx reviews
"Chief, I were you, I'd jump at ANY chance to kiss Phineas." Any chance, huh?
Phineas and Ferb - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,855 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 4 - Published: 8/11/2011 - Isabella, Phineas - Complete
Mindless Pet Platypus by Marcipie reviews
That one moment when Perry realized it was either protect Phineas and Ferb or keep his secret safe. One-shot drabble. Inspired by a scene in the movie.
Phineas and Ferb - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,710 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 6 - Published: 8/11/2011 - Phineas, Ferb, Perry, Dr. Doofenshmirtz - Complete
The College Years: Summer Break by Liselle129 reviews
This is the start of my new series continuing where the show left off. This first story will cover the two months or so between graduation and college. Chapter 24: Closing. KimxRon DrakkenxShego
Kim Possible - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 24 - Words: 91,451 - Reviews: 265 - Favs: 95 - Follows: 74 - Updated: 8/10/2011 - Published: 5/7/2010 - Kim P., Ron S.
What do I feel? by Snowykittens2 reviews
Danielle is back in town, and a ghost villain has made her his target. What lengths will Danny go to save her this time? Especially when she is increasingly becoming more then just a cousin? Post Phantom Planet. Dani and Danny family fic. Some DxS
Danny Phantom - Rated: T - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,069 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 86 - Follows: 13 - Published: 8/10/2011 - Danny F., Dani - Complete
Perry Tells All by t.j.guard reviews
Perry, after some thinking, decides he's going to tell the boys his secret, in the safest manner possible, of course.
Phineas and Ferb - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,066 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/9/2011 - Perry, Phineas - Complete
Cleaning Up by CoronaIgnis reviews
After the Battle of Hogwarts, the new Minister of Magic learns something strange about the Time Room in the Department of Mysteries.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Danny Phantom - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,648 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 237 - Follows: 41 - Published: 8/9/2011 - Kingsley S., Clockwork - Complete
The Big Bang Marie by Animegx43 reviews
Isabella finds a new friend to help make Phineas and Ferb's day get more exciting then ever, but quickly begins to regret bringing her along. Who is she? Meanwhile, Doofenshmirtz fails to destroy Perry The Platypus...over and over and over again.
Phineas and Ferb - Rated: K - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 4 - Words: 8,276 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 8/9/2011 - Published: 8/5/2011 - Phineas, Isabella - Complete
Bound by soulful-sin reviews
Spoilers for the P& F movie, takes places in the 2nd dimension It wasn't a toy train Doofenshmirtz had lost, but something much more valuable. He is bound by his loss, much like Candace and her brothers are to each other, and Perry is to his past.
Phineas and Ferb - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,894 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 8/8/2011 - Published: 8/5/2011
I Still Feel by Snowykittens2 reviews
Yes, I was worried. After all, it was my brother up there against an evil crazy scientist. With nothing but our pet, his secret agent weapons, and a remote control baseball. Ferb's POV. Set during Across the Second Dimension
Phineas and Ferb - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,943 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 8 - Published: 8/8/2011 - Ferb, Phineas - Complete
The American Phantoms by DaniellePhantom reviews
Dani lives with Danny as his adopted little sis. Theyre both ghost enemy #1 and one day they can't take it any more and decide to see how Amity would do without them for a while. They run away to New York, wonder who they'll meet there?
Crossover - Danny Phantom & American Dragon: Jake Long - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 13 - Words: 22,349 - Reviews: 230 - Favs: 208 - Follows: 199 - Updated: 8/6/2011 - Published: 9/15/2009 - Dani, Haley
Going Crazy when you're Away by Twins of the Earth reviews
Danny and his family just got back from a week at the beach and haven't been able to use their phones. The minute Danny gets back Tucker wants to talk to him? What could it be? Could it be about Sam? Major DXS one-shot!
Danny Phantom - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,857 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 5 - Published: 8/2/2011 - Danny F., Sam M. - Complete
Little Sister by Twins of the Earth reviews
Now a full story! Sam has a little sister,Ashley,a husband,Danny,and a newborn,Nicole. Life should be good right? Wrong! Sam's parents are worse with Ashley than with Sam and Ida has long passed. Can Ashley handle her parents,friends,and ghosts?
Danny Phantom - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Family - Chapters: 8 - Words: 15,789 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 7/30/2011 - Published: 6/23/2011 - Danny F., Sam M. - Complete
Dark Forces by PsychoticNari reviews
Dark Forces are threatining Hogwarts, so what happens when Danny discovers he had a brother after he's lost everything? And after Harry's lost Sirius?
Crossover - Harry Potter & Danny Phantom - Rated: T - English - Family - Chapters: 19 - Words: 30,034 - Reviews: 258 - Favs: 216 - Follows: 246 - Updated: 7/26/2011 - Published: 7/28/2010 - Harry P., Danny F.
Persuasive by ChocolateSunshine500 reviews
Post PP. "Dani?" "Yeah Dad?" "Remember how I said that flying upside-down would be easy?" "Yes..." "I was being sarcastic." Dani/Danny-Father/Daughter, Slight Danny/Sam. For KelciLynn's Danny/Danielle, Father/Daughter challenge.
Danny Phantom - Rated: K - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 925 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 100 - Follows: 18 - Published: 7/24/2011 - Danny F., Dani - Complete
Hogwarts Residents by Windsurf reviews
Harry returns to the wizarding world at Hogwarts again, but this year, there are some new and interesting characters.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Danny Phantom - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 8 - Words: 36,129 - Reviews: 157 - Favs: 226 - Follows: 315 - Updated: 7/22/2011 - Published: 11/23/2010
Class Phantom by ForeverHalfa reviews
Danny is exhausted from a night fighting ghosts and finally snaps at Dash in Lancer's the next day. Only the results, are less than good, and gains some unwanted attention.
Danny Phantom - Rated: T - English - Supernatural - Chapters: 17 - Words: 9,268 - Reviews: 276 - Favs: 145 - Follows: 86 - Updated: 7/20/2011 - Published: 4/28/2011 - Danny F., Lancer - Complete
Phantom Disaster by candelight reviews
In order to earn a little cash, Tucker decides to set up a contest with one prize in mind: A date with Danny Phantom! But with villains, girls, guys, and spies practically tearing down the doors for a chance to win, is there any hope of Danny escaping?
Danny Phantom - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 8,282 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 48 - Updated: 7/19/2011 - Published: 10/28/2010 - Danny F., Valerie G.
Cousin Fun by Miss Amby reviews
Challenge response. Dani has come back and spends time with Danny and Val. What could happen?
Danny Phantom - Rated: K - English - Family - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,163 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 7/19/2011 - Published: 7/18/2011 - Dani, Danny F. - Complete
Breaking Dawn by Quill N. Inque reviews
By popular demand, the sequel to "Shatterglass!" After defeating Vlad and clearing his own name, Danny struggles to adjust to life in a world that knows his secret... COMPLETE!
Danny Phantom - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 23 - Words: 70,848 - Reviews: 266 - Favs: 139 - Follows: 65 - Updated: 7/19/2011 - Published: 4/22/2011 - Danny F., Sam M. - Complete
Two Faced by Kirani56 reviews
An alternative version to TUE. The future didn't change as expected. Vlad had only made things worse by adding something to Danny's alter ego. What happens to him now that he has another voice in his head? Can he continue on with his life? Oneshot.
Danny Phantom - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,874 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/18/2011 - Danny F. - Complete
Family by Christopher Scott reviews
Dani comes to visit Danny, and this leads to a very interesting turn of events. This is a bad summary, but I don't want to give anything away. Pleases read and review. Anonymous reviews are welcome.truly, Christopher Scott: A Gentleman Thief
Danny Phantom - Rated: K+ - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,112 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 81 - Follows: 18 - Published: 7/18/2011 - Dani, Danny F. - Complete
Halfa Theory by Pii reviews
"Jack, we've found a new species!" so they find out Danny Phantom is a half-ghost. But, who is he? Will they find out the secret identity of the ghost boy? Read and Review, anyone? Being rewritten with a beta! x3
Danny Phantom - Rated: T - English - Angst/Suspense - Chapters: 15 - Words: 22,703 - Reviews: 294 - Favs: 300 - Follows: 157 - Updated: 7/17/2011 - Published: 6/16/2010 - Danny F., Dani - Complete
Heroes by Danielle the Hanyo reviews
Summary: Dani's idea of a true hero and who her hero is.
Danny Phantom - Rated: K - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 788 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 7/15/2011 - Published: 5/26/2011 - Dani, Danny F. - Complete
Caught in The Rain by candelight reviews
A lonely, empty billionaire. An orphaned four year old Danny Fenton. Each day, the two look for the other. But they never say a word-until the fateful day the two are caught in a storm-and Danny offers a simple, but overwhelming display of generosity.
Danny Phantom - Rated: K - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 4 - Words: 17,195 - Reviews: 99 - Favs: 176 - Follows: 141 - Updated: 7/15/2011 - Published: 3/10/2010 - Danny F., Vlad M.
Stranger Things Have Happened by DizzlyPuzzled reviews
Challenge Response for sonshine4ever Dani and Danny bonding. Dani comes for a visit and surprises are found
Danny Phantom - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,411 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 6 - Published: 7/14/2011 - Dani, Danny F. - Complete
He Didn't Have To Be by digigirl02 reviews
I hope that I would be half the mom, my dad didn't have to be.
Phineas and Ferb - Rated: K+ - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,462 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/13/2011 - Lawence, Candace
Thoughts by OwlheadAthena reviews
Sucky title. Yet another angst story, since I can't seem to write anything else DX Just me practicing first person POV :D REVIEW!
Danny Phantom - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 920 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/10/2011 - Danny F. - Complete
Mistakes by OwlheadAthena reviews
Eh, just something I wrote for school based on Danny Phantom. Danny's ideas about the idea of 'mistakes'
Danny Phantom - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 515 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 8 - Published: 7/10/2011 - Danny F. - Complete
A Hero's Hero Sequel by RedHal reviews
Couldn't think of a better title. Now that Jack knows Danny's secret, Maddie's the only one not in the know...but for how long?
Danny Phantom - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,952 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 72 - Follows: 16 - Published: 7/10/2011 - Maddie F., Danny F. - Complete
Interview with the Phantom by ghostanimal reviews
Lance Thunder has convinced his boss to promote him to TV anchorman. Yeah, he knows even the thought of getting an interview with Danny Phantom is impossible. But then again, he thought him becoming a news anchorman was impossible too.
Danny Phantom - Rated: T - English - Suspense - Chapters: 9 - Words: 10,448 - Reviews: 168 - Favs: 157 - Follows: 107 - Updated: 7/9/2011 - Published: 2/21/2011 - Danny F. - Complete
Oppressed Conference by mizamoomoo reviews
After being given a strange device by the Wisconsin 'Ghost', the papparazzi are able to capture Phantom for a live interview, and, with the whole world watching, what could possibly go wrong? 1ST FANFICTION- NO FLAMES!
Danny Phantom - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 9 - Words: 6,571 - Reviews: 131 - Favs: 72 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 7/9/2011 - Published: 6/11/2011 - Danny F. - Complete
Night Revealances by ForeverHalfa reviews
It all began with Danny falling asleep in class, then came a conference, and a ghost. Secrets will be revealed.
Danny Phantom - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Suspense - Chapters: 15 - Words: 11,224 - Reviews: 90 - Favs: 82 - Follows: 46 - Updated: 7/7/2011 - Published: 2/26/2011 - Danny F. - Complete
Growing Up by Pumpkin2Face reviews
Because everything changed when Phineas and Ferb moved away Oneshot
Phineas and Ferb - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 679 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/6/2011
Revelations and Venting by OwlheadAthena reviews
Alright, this is just me venting through Danny. Enter if you dare. Swear only by me in the Author's Notes
Danny Phantom - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,088 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 4 - Published: 7/4/2011 - Danny F. - Complete
Understanding a Hero Response to Challenge! by OwlheadAthena reviews
Response to a challenge issued by TheBlueVampireQueen. Summary: During the aftermath of a ghost invasion, Lancer realizes how truly amazing ghosts are. And mainly, Danny Phantom.
Danny Phantom - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,731 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 11 - Published: 7/3/2011 - Danny F., Lancer - Complete
Blood and Blossoms by AnimationNut reviews
Adopted from JuneLuxray2. After a painful encounter with blood blossoms in front of his parents, teacher, and fellow students, Danny barely manages to devoid suspicion. The blossoms leave other effects and his blood test results aren't helping matters.
Danny Phantom - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Suspense - Chapters: 12 - Words: 16,486 - Reviews: 131 - Favs: 181 - Follows: 70 - Updated: 7/3/2011 - Published: 5/29/2011 - Danny F., Tucker F., Sam M. - Complete
Souls by Kung-fu Blaziken reviews
One-shot. A piece of the past that now stands revealed. To say more would ruin the story.
Danny Phantom - Rated: T - English - Spiritual - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,233 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/1/2011 - Clockwork - Complete
Fenton Phones by PeterPandaBear reviews
After Valerie defeated Danni and Danny in D-Stabilized, she found the fenton phones that Danny left on the building roof, which allow her to hear what any halfa is saying, no matter how far away, Even if in their human form. So some secrets might get out.
Danny Phantom - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship - Chapters: 9 - Words: 6,547 - Reviews: 94 - Favs: 85 - Follows: 108 - Updated: 6/30/2011 - Published: 6/9/2010 - Danny F., Valerie G.
Secrets: Rewritten by OwlheadAthena reviews
A rewritten version of another of my stories. Summary: LIfe sucks for Danny. But sometimes, the best way to vent is to listen to someone else describe your life in a song. Rated due to brief mention of suicide.
Danny Phantom - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,957 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 10 - Published: 6/30/2011 - Danny F. - Complete
Valerie's Revenge by GhostDog401 reviews
He ruined her life, he mocks her with his first name, but his last name is the one she spits like venom. Phantom! Valerie is prepared to ruin his afterlife! Updates with Reviews
Danny Phantom - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 12 - Words: 7,179 - Reviews: 144 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 6/27/2011 - Published: 2/6/2011 - Valerie G.
All Along by Lowrider reviews
Sometimes things don't work out like how anyone anticipated. An 18-year old Phineas Flynn finds that real love turns up where he least expected it: Right under his nose all along. New chapter is actually a further note from me, the author. Please read.
Phineas and Ferb - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,547 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 6/26/2011 - Published: 6/7/2011 - Phineas, Adyson S. - Complete
Perry the Preteen by Shwoo reviews
Living as a human is giving Perry more problems than he'd anticipated. He's having more and more trouble hiding his identity, he's being bullied in school, and, worst of all, Doofenshmirtz keeps trying to give him fatherly advice.
Phineas and Ferb - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 24,724 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 33 - Updated: 6/26/2011 - Published: 10/6/2010 - Perry - Complete
Gone by GhostDog401 reviews
"No you didn't mean to kill Fenton, you were fine with killing me, you don't care about me, only Fenton." Valerie watched in horror as the black and white figure began to disappear. "Only about Fenton."
Danny Phantom - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,360 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 4 - Published: 6/25/2011 - Valerie G., Danny F. - Complete
What Is Jeremy Hiding? by WishingDreamer5 reviews
Six years after that memorable summer holiday, Candace and Jeremy are still together, but Candace just knows that Jeremy and her brothers are hiding something for her. It drives her crazy. She's determined to find out what it is. Needless to say, she'll be very surprised once she realizes what's really happening...
Phineas and Ferb - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 7,628 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 6/25/2011 - Published: 1/7/2011 - [Candace, Jeremy] Phineas, Ferb - Complete
Emotions by Better left Unspoken reviews
Response to a challenge by Little Juniper. When Maddie finds Phantom by her house, wounded, she helps him. And she finds out something that proves all her studying wrong. Phantom has emotions. T cuz of a swear. And paranoia
Danny Phantom - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,149 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 11 - Published: 6/22/2011 - Danny F., Maddie F. - Complete
I Looked Up at the Snowflakes Falling Down by geek179 reviews
Just a Dani fic about her being all angsty... I own nothing.
Danny Phantom - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,128 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/22/2011 - Dani - Complete
30 Minutes to Die by Ry22 reviews
Four years ago, Danny ran away. Now, Maddie has a new weapon, and what better ghost to try it out on than her old nemesis. One-shot. PP never happened.
Danny Phantom - Rated: K - English - Tragedy/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,112 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 6 - Published: 6/21/2011 - Danny F., Maddie F. - Complete
Dani's DNA Surprises by Twins of the Earth reviews
Too lazy to do a summary at the moment. But I will say it's post PP and it's Danny and Dani Father and Daughter relationship. In response to another of Dark Dan's Plot Bunnies.
Danny Phantom - Rated: K+ - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,706 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 124 - Follows: 33 - Published: 6/20/2011 - Dani, Danny F. - Complete
Father's Day Gift by truephan reviews
After PP. One shot. A salute to Father's Day. Jack Fenton style. DxS, TxV.
Danny Phantom - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,767 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 4 - Published: 6/19/2011 - Complete
Choices by OwlheadAthena reviews
'It used to be so simple...' Danny reflects on who he is, and what he has become from a simple choice.
Danny Phantom - Rated: T - English - Angst/Spiritual - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,862 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 6/18/2011 - Published: 6/11/2011 - Danny F.
52 Ways to Annoy Vlad by Kirani56 reviews
Danny has to stay for two months with Vlad. After the first week, Vlad hasn't been doing any evil schemes lately, boring Danny to death. Tucker sends him a list of what we are all familiar with…
Danny Phantom - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 19,931 - Reviews: 366 - Favs: 207 - Follows: 76 - Updated: 6/18/2011 - Published: 3/18/2011 - Danny F., Vlad M. - Complete
Better Life by Twins of the Earth reviews
I can't really think of a summary, but I'll just say that I was in one of my moods. It has DXS, but it's not that kind of mood. Please read.
Danny Phantom - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,734 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 3 - Published: 6/18/2011 - Danny F., Sam M. - Complete
Paparazzi by ForeverHalfa reviews
Danny does an interview for Amity News after his defeat of Pariah Dark...with certain questions involved... A repsonse to PhantomInvader's challenge/BDay wish. One-Shot.
Danny Phantom - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,417 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 15 - Published: 6/17/2011 - Danny F. - Complete
Our Life in Berk :Collection of Oneshots: by Faye-The-BookWolf reviews
A collection of oneshots told mainly in Toothless's point of veiw about Berk, Hiccup, Astrid and the other dragons and Vikings.
How to Train Your Dragon - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Family - Chapters: 19 - Words: 26,473 - Reviews: 104 - Favs: 118 - Follows: 73 - Updated: 6/17/2011 - Published: 9/23/2010 - Toothless, Hiccup
Field Trips by Twins of the Earth reviews
Danny's class goes on a field trip to the Ghost Zone. I know it's been done before, but I wanted to take a whack at it. It'll have DXS Because I love this couple! and maybe TXJ.
Danny Phantom - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 8 - Words: 12,570 - Reviews: 118 - Favs: 217 - Follows: 94 - Updated: 6/17/2011 - Published: 6/9/2011 - Danny F. - Complete
Of Ghostly Teens and Magic Things by Aurora Borealis 97 reviews
Their parents got them. They got them. They cut them apart. Dumbledore rescues them, but what next? How will they cope? Disclaimer for full story: I don't own Danny Phantom or Harry Potter. I put an OC as HP character. Sue me. OC isn't a DP one. Rewrite.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Danny Phantom - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Angst - Chapters: 5 - Words: 5,973 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 39 - Updated: 6/17/2011 - Published: 2/18/2011 - OC, Danny F.
I'd Lie by Twins of the Earth reviews
Danny 'barrows' one of Sam's notebooks from her dresser drawer. Inside the notebook is something that'll change his life and afterlife forever. A little DXS One-shot.
Danny Phantom - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,169 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 12 - Published: 6/16/2011 - Danny F., Sam M. - Complete
Series of Unanswered Questions by MKBianca reviews
Series of one-shots of the 'Unanswered Questions' in P&F. Sixth Question: EXTRA Are We A Little Too Young...?
Phineas and Ferb - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Adventure - Chapters: 6 - Words: 18,083 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 6/14/2011 - Published: 6/1/2011 - Phineas, Ferb - Complete
40 Ways to Make School Awesome by Turkeyhead987 reviews
School is getting boring, and the three teens want to have some fun. So Tucker makes up a list and they end up doing them, plus they actually are having the best days ever!
Danny Phantom - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 23 - Words: 18,118 - Reviews: 243 - Favs: 110 - Follows: 41 - Updated: 6/14/2011 - Published: 4/21/2011 - Complete
Surprises by Twins of the Earth reviews
A small sequal to Dani Phantom! Because I felt bad for leaving you all wanting more. Who knew Dani could sing? And why's Dani chasing Alex and Pete and what's the box Dave has? It can be a two-shot if you ask nicely!
Danny Phantom - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,020 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 6/13/2011 - Published: 6/10/2011 - Dani - Complete
Justice of the Peace by shopgirl152 reviews
When Candace forgets the Justice of the Peace for Aunt Tiana's wedding, Ferb steps in. one-shot. Occurs directly after the episode Candace's Big Day
Phineas and Ferb - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,314 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 5 - Published: 6/12/2011 - Phineas, Ferb - Complete
All Because of A Paper by GhostDog401 reviews
Sequel to The Story From Three Sides! Unknown to Danny the paper he had given Mr. Lancer had also given away his secret. Proud of his 100% he goes to show his parents that is one of the worst mistakes he has ever made.
Danny Phantom - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 18 - Words: 14,885 - Reviews: 345 - Favs: 92 - Follows: 64 - Updated: 6/11/2011 - Published: 3/8/2011 - Danny F., Maddie F.
Teaching Him To Be Good by Pricat
Alter Perry is bitter after being foiled in the second dimension by Perry but while being in the O.W.C.A, Perry decides to show him that having a family and being loved makes you stronger than being hated
Phineas and Ferb - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,451 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/10/2011 - Perry
Just The First Kiss by 00DeadAccount00 reviews
Ferb and Vanessa are driving home from a date, and Vanessa starts to think about their relationship. Oneshot. Ferbnessa fluff!
Phineas and Ferb - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,038 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 3 - Published: 6/9/2011 - Ferb, Vanessa - Complete
Letting Off Steam by Danielle the Hanyo reviews
What does Danny do to let off some steam? Why, take it out on the problem or as the case usually is, the ghosts. T.T Please review...
Danny Phantom - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,277 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 8 - Published: 6/9/2011 - Danny F., Dani - Complete
Promises by vcawarrior15 reviews
She only wanted to know, but the idea could destroy everything. One-shot
Phineas and Ferb - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,569 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/5/2011 - Phineas, Isabella - Complete
Secrets by OwlheadAthena reviews
Life sucks for Danny Fenton. But sometimes, the simplest ways to express yourself involves listening to someone pretty much explain your life in a song. Song: Secrets, by One Republic
Danny Phantom - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,169 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 12 - Published: 6/4/2011 - Danny F. - Complete
The Clone by Twins of the Earth reviews
Sam, her family, and Danny's family have been captured! And Danny and Tucker are all the way in Japan! What'll happen? DXS and it's a relivation fic.
Danny Phantom - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,500 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 8 - Published: 6/4/2011 - Danny F., Sam M. - Complete
A Hero is Always a Hero by Turkeyhead987 reviews
Kids at Casper High are thinking Danny Fenton is hiding something, meanwhile the news comes on and say the world is going to come to an end, Danny Phantom has to stop it, and accidently reveals his identity to the whole world... Book Five... Last Book
Danny Phantom - Rated: T - English - Horror/Adventure - Chapters: 23 - Words: 29,705 - Reviews: 357 - Favs: 97 - Follows: 40 - Updated: 5/31/2011 - Published: 3/26/2011 - Complete
Mishap Madness by MKBianca reviews
Candace gets terribly mad at Phineas when his invention accidentally ruined Jeremy's gift for her. Now she won't talk to him and considered him the "worst brother ever", making Phineas very upset and decides never to build anything anymore. NOW COMPLETE!
Phineas and Ferb - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 6 - Words: 15,003 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 5/31/2011 - Published: 5/23/2011 - Phineas, Candace - Complete
Just a dream by Snowykittens2 reviews
Isabella finds herself constantly reliving the events in her life that ends with her worst fear coming true. Songfic featuring Just a dream by Carrie Underwood. Pure Phinabella here and very sad. Rated T for a reason!
Phineas and Ferb - Rated: T - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,952 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 4 - Published: 5/28/2011 - Isabella, Phineas - Complete
Please? by Danielle the Hanyo reviews
"Can we keep her pleeaaaaaaase mom?" "Danielle I don't know..." Large green eyes looked back and forth between the two while furry midnight black ears swiveled.
Danny Phantom - Rated: K+ - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 770 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 14 - Published: 5/27/2011 - Maddie F., Dani - Complete
When Courage Fails by Polaris'05 reviews
Facing the darkness is hard, facing it alone is harder. Surviving isn't a choice to be made, it's something that simply must be done, and WILL be done, even when courage fails. Because that's what true heroes are: survivors.
Ninja Turtles - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,963 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/27/2011 - Leonardo - Complete
Home by Danielle the Hanyo reviews
After PP. 'Home', it still sounded funny when she said it, and she doubted she could ever say it enough. It was like a dream, she had a family now. She had a home.
Danny Phantom - Rated: K - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 445 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/25/2011 - Dani, Danny F. - Complete
Stranger Things Have Happened by Danielle the Hanyo reviews
She only wanted directions, but what was with all the fruitloops? Nutty story I wrote while I was bored. Also, sorry it took so long to write another story, I already have a third in my notebook I just have to type it now.
Danny Phantom - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 999 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/24/2011 - Dani, Danny F. - Complete
Bloogoo2's 100 Oneshot Challenge! by EmberMclain13 reviews
Now up: Apology. Um, very angsty, can't give anything away. It's good though! Get tissues!
Danny Phantom - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 5 - Words: 5,990 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 5/24/2011 - Published: 4/7/2011
A Myth by Danielle the Hanyo reviews
I thought it was a myth, they said it wasn't, so I decided to prove them wrong. If only I was right.
Danny Phantom - Rated: K - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 790 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 3 - Published: 5/23/2011 - Danny F., Maddie F. - Complete
You Belong with Me by Boolia reviews
Phineas falls for the new girl Jasmine at school, making Isabella jealous! But is there more to Jasmine then meets the eye? Can Isabella help Phineas before it's too late? Dr. D and Prof. P are fighting. Can Perry and Pinky stop them? Phinebella!
Phineas and Ferb - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 17,965 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 5/22/2011 - Published: 3/11/2011 - Phineas, Isabella - Complete
Candace Can't Bust by RySenkari reviews
Candace wants to go to the Mother-Daughter Swap Meet, but her mom has had enough of Candace's constant attempts to bust her brothers and refuses to take her. When Candace persists, Linda comes up with a way to ensure that Candace will stay nice and quiet.
Phineas and Ferb - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,719 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/20/2011 - Candace, Linda - Complete
Basketballs by Twins of the Earth reviews
This happens after PP. Teslaff drags Danny and Sam into the school's mixed basketball team. Can Danny balance the games, practices, Sam, and ghosts? Read to find out. I don't like sports so a warning...there will be no detail with the game. DXS. One-shot
Danny Phantom - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,764 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 3 - Published: 5/20/2011 - Danny F., Sam M. - Complete
When I Come Around by Lowrider reviews
The life of a teenaged nerd is not one to be envied, as Baljeet will readily tell anyone. Nerds need love too, though, despite Buford's insistence that no one could ever like Baljeet like that. A certain secret admirer begs to differ, but who is it?
Phineas and Ferb - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 15,697 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 5/20/2011 - Published: 5/12/2011 - Baljeet, Ginger - Complete
Love the One You're With by Lowrider reviews
Torn between old feelings for a girl he hasn't seen for years and new feelings he's just realizing for a girl he's grown close to, Ferb has a chance reunion with Vanessa one day. But is she the kind of person he thought she was? Ferb/Gretchen fic.
Phineas and Ferb - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,146 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 5 - Published: 5/19/2011 - Ferb, Gretchen - Complete
Royal Rumbling Hearts by Lowrider reviews
Phineas & Ferb end up with invites to the wedding of Prince William and Cate Middleton. Phineas invites Isabella to attend with him, but who's Ferb going to go with? Ferb/Gretchen fic. Final edited version now up with full author afterword.
Phineas and Ferb - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 11,955 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 5/18/2011 - Published: 4/25/2011 - Ferb, Gretchen - Complete
Concussions by Twins of the Earth reviews
AU of PP. PP happened, but Danny and Sam never got together. So what will happened to them with all the rumors of them liking each other? Will they be able to haddle it? And why's Valerie chasing Tucker? DXS One-Shot.
Danny Phantom - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,934 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 7 - Published: 5/14/2011 - Danny F., Sam M. - Complete
Sane or Not Sane: That is the Question by AnimationNut reviews
Candace thinks about her mental state and how she feels about it, how it came to be and how she is affected by it. Rated T just to be safe.
Phineas and Ferb - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,143 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 5 - Published: 5/13/2011 - Candace - Complete
Where's Perry? by AnimationNut reviews
Phineas and Ferb have left for summer camp, leaving Candace with nothing to bust. Left with nothing to do, her attention wanders to the family pet. She wonders where Perry disappears to all day and decides to find out. She soon wishes she had left the platypus alone. Why did she always get into these messes?
Phineas and Ferb - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 6 - Words: 5,925 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 73 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 5/12/2011 - Published: 3/1/2011 - Candace, Perry - Complete
Taming a Heart: Change of Ages by Norwesterner reviews
As Hiccup and Astrid grow their family amid challenges, the world around them, and their future, seem no longer as sure as they once did. A sequel to 'How to Tame a Heart' and the second novel in the 'Taming a Heart' trilogy. Complete.
How to Train Your Dragon - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 25 - Words: 179,385 - Reviews: 95 - Favs: 118 - Follows: 54 - Updated: 5/12/2011 - Published: 8/23/2010 - Hiccup, Astrid, Toothless - Complete
Random OneShots by EmberMclain13 reviews
A bunch of random one-shots. Big variety. Humor, angst,romance, drama, and much much more! Please just check it out and review. Now up:Dodgeball-First chatper to an idea. Up for adoption! NOTE: THIS STORY ALWAYS IN PROGRESS!
Danny Phantom - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 14,569 - Reviews: 72 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 5/12/2011 - Published: 2/14/2011
Where Do Babies Come From? by TheAlmightyUltimix reviews
One day during dinner, Dani asks her older brother the infamous and dreaded question. How will Danny manage to handle such a delicate situation? Takes place after A Phantom's Ture Form.
Danny Phantom - Rated: T - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,145 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 64 - Follows: 15 - Published: 5/7/2011 - Danny F., Dani - Complete
Fairytales by Maui Girl 808 reviews
Dani has a nightmare, so Danny tells her a story in hopes that she'll go back to sleep. If you have a better title I'm listening.
Danny Phantom - Rated: K - English - Humor/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 675 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 7 - Published: 5/4/2011 - Dani, Danny F. - Complete
Silent Echoes by PhantomShadowKat reviews
Maddie ponders the silent echoes of her mind in the late night solitude.
Danny Phantom - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 15 - Words: 18,046 - Reviews: 135 - Favs: 96 - Follows: 64 - Updated: 4/30/2011 - Published: 7/16/2006 - Maddie F., Danny F. - Complete
Truth and Lies by Darcyjackal reviews
Lies are meant to keep people happy, but what happens when the truth is revealed? Do you really know the people you thought you knew best? Panic and pandimonium play out in Danny's life as he sorts through everything he thought he had once all figured out
Danny Phantom - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 9 - Words: 45,366 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 47 - Updated: 4/28/2011 - Published: 1/9/2010
Haunts by Darcyjackal reviews
A long 2-shot: Ghosts have lairs, haunts that act like their homes, but what are they really? And what is Danny's haunt to him, exspecially if it is in danger?
Danny Phantom - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 15,163 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 149 - Follows: 44 - Published: 4/27/2011 - Danny F. - Complete
Not Bad, for a Boy by falconstar100 reviews
A series of Book-verse one-shots, containing slight spoilers. Camicazi starts to wonder if her feelings are more than just friendly.
How to Train Your Dragon - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,773 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 4/27/2011 - Published: 1/23/2011 - Complete
Vocal Blues by KicsterAsh reviews
The High School Christmas Banquet is a week away, and Phineas and mysteriously lost his voice. What's worse, Perry is having difficulties with Dr. Doofenshmirtz. Could this all have something to do with the invention Ferb designed?
Phineas and Ferb - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 21 - Words: 43,593 - Reviews: 69 - Favs: 120 - Follows: 30 - Updated: 4/25/2011 - Published: 3/17/2011 - Ferb, Phineas - Complete
How to Train Your Dragon: The Lost Colony by ultrafreak128 reviews
Three months have passed since Hiccup and Toothless defeated the Green Death. Life in Berk became much more peaceful since then. When the duo return to the place where their friendship began, a figure emerges from the shadows that will change their lives.
How to Train Your Dragon - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 9,726 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 40 - Updated: 4/25/2011 - Published: 4/9/2010 - Hiccup, Astrid
Beliefs by Codiak reviews
Easter one-shot about the Easter Bunny. You're never too old to believe in Danny's case.
Danny Phantom - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 454 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 3 - Published: 4/24/2011 - Danny F., Sam M. - Complete
That Ghostly Ring by JuneLuxray2 reviews
Re-write of my first fanfic. Also for dragonaqua's birthday. When Jack can't sleep and he tries to go out, he hears Danny having a nightmare. He stays by his side for awhile- when the boy has the familiar blue-white ring form around him in his sleep.
Danny Phantom - Rated: T - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,795 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 111 - Follows: 18 - Published: 4/23/2011 - Danny F., Jack F. - Complete
Prank Masters by Kirani56 reviews
Since Danny's parents are gone on April Fools day, he decides to use the time to prank other people.
Danny Phantom - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 20 - Words: 16,940 - Reviews: 96 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 4/22/2011 - Published: 12/7/2010 - Complete
Balance by Darcyjackal reviews
Starting over with only the word of the man who claims he's your real father isn't easy, but the life of Danny Phantom has never been easy. With his world pulled out from under him, Danny must learn to live a different way, and find secrets along the way.
Danny Phantom - Rated: K - English - Adventure/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 21 - Words: 37,655 - Reviews: 152 - Favs: 172 - Follows: 164 - Updated: 4/22/2011 - Published: 8/25/2009 - Danny F., Clockwork
4 Ghosts and a Baby by StellaMagic reviews
11 years after PP. Danny and Sam are now parents of little baby Lilly. Skulker, Technus, Box Ghost, and Ember take Lilly to hold her for ransom. However, they become very attached to the little baby halfa. This leads to an incredible adventure to change.
Danny Phantom - Rated: K - English - Adventure - Chapters: 4 - Words: 1,775 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 4/21/2011 - Published: 4/7/2011 - Technus, Ember
The Ghost Test by ProneToInsanity reviews
Recipe: One revenge-bent Dash, with one unsuspecting Danny. Mix in: a test to check how ghost-like you are, overbearing parents and a class full of unknowing minors. Add some friends, a couple of insane ghosts, and then shake thoroughly. Serve to taste.
Danny Phantom - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 16,803 - Reviews: 199 - Favs: 220 - Follows: 72 - Updated: 4/20/2011 - Published: 4/7/2011 - Danny F. - Complete
Hair Dye by MystikChiwii reviews
Vlad wins.
Danny Phantom - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 480 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/19/2011 - Vlad M. - Complete
The Halfa's Apprentice by EmberMclain13 reviews
Sequel to Crashed Secrets! Everybody has forgotten Danny's secret, resulting in them not knowing where he could've disappeared to! What happened? Will his friends be able to uncover the truth? Used to be The Ghost's Apprentice, title change.
Danny Phantom - Rated: K - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 13 - Words: 18,510 - Reviews: 103 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 4/19/2011 - Published: 3/18/2011 - Danny F., Vlad M. - Complete
Barry Queen Live by JuneLuxray2 reviews
Danny's parents have been picked for an interview by Barry Queen on national television...Jazz is excited, Danny apathetic, until they hear what their parents have to say about them. One-shot.
Danny Phantom - Rated: K - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,047 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 6 - Published: 4/18/2011 - Danny F., Jazz F. - Complete
Hangman's Noose by doodlegirll reviews
Judgment day had finally caught up to Flynn Rider, and he couldn't be more terrified. Rapunzel saved him once, but this time, he's not so sure magic glowing hair or tears are going to be able to save him from the gallows... Flynn/Rapunzel
Tangled - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 14 - Words: 38,457 - Reviews: 456 - Favs: 402 - Follows: 197 - Updated: 4/17/2011 - Published: 12/30/2010 - Flynn R. - Complete
Protective Instincts by Twins of the Earth reviews
Sequal to Zoology! It's been three years since Danny and Sam saw Steve in the tree. Danny, Sam, and Dani haven't left Kimberly's side since that day which is confusing Tucker and Jazz. Can the three of them protect Kimberly? DXS and some TXJ.
Danny Phantom - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Suspense - Chapters: 10 - Words: 7,719 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 4/17/2011 - Published: 3/30/2011 - Sam M., Danny F. - Complete
Lilly Phantom & the Ghost Crew: Fearsome Four by StellaMagic reviews
25 years after PP. Lilly Phantom is now carrying on her father's work in ghost-fighting, with the help of her friends Max and Carlos, and some reformed ghosts. But can she outmatch Dark Phantom and his new gang?
Danny Phantom - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure - Chapters: 10 - Words: 5,104 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 6 - Updated: 4/17/2011 - Published: 3/3/2011 - Danny F. - Complete
Animaniacs Return by Msmelanie reviews
Animaniacs is coming back to TV, with a twist. Things look up at first as the gang come together, but interruptions and kidnapping put more than just the show at risk. Complete!
Animaniacs - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 39 - Words: 143,277 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 4/14/2011 - Published: 4/13/2010
Twins by Simply Prettyful reviews
Follow Danny, aged four, as he experiences what it is to be an older brother. Twice at the same time. Minus the twin part, the first chapter is how I felt when my younger and baby brothers were born.
Danny Phantom - Rated: K+ - English - Family - Chapters: 4 - Words: 2,329 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 6 - Published: 4/14/2011 - Danny F. - Complete
Your Worst Nightmare by EmberMclain13 reviews
Nocturne appears and traps Danny and his family in his worst nightmares, including fear, when he feels trapped, and many other terrible memories! And to make it worse, they don't know his secret! Will the four of them make it out of this alright?
Danny Phantom - Rated: K - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 7 - Words: 8,821 - Reviews: 92 - Favs: 93 - Follows: 81 - Updated: 4/12/2011 - Published: 3/5/2011 - Danny F.
The Eternal Enemy by SamoaPhoenix9 reviews
On the eve of Casper High graduation, the Ultimate Enemy escapes from Clockwork's tower. Can the team defeat the undefeatable, even with the help of Clockwork's daughter?
Danny Phantom - Rated: K+ - English - Supernatural/Friendship - Chapters: 14 - Words: 37,879 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 4/11/2011 - Published: 3/25/2011 - Danny F., Dan Phantom - Complete
Seeing Who He Is by rinofmidnight reviews
Sequel to Interview with a Phantom. Jack is having trouble with the strangness over the past week and leaves only to find Phantom will Jack finally be able to see? Or will he be left in the Dark? Don't have to read Interview with Phantom to understand.
Danny Phantom - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,490 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 74 - Follows: 12 - Published: 4/10/2011 - Danny F., Jack F. - Complete
Phaltering Phineas by President ORB reviews
Isabella is injured one day while helping Phineas and Ferb. She wakes up with amnesia, remembering who SHE is, but not Phineas or Ferb. Phineas is devastated, but Ferb attempts to help regain her memory of their friendship. P x I x F.
Phineas and Ferb - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 10,311 - Reviews: 87 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 4/9/2011 - Published: 10/25/2009 - Phineas, Isabella - Complete
Interview with a Phantom by rinofmidnight reviews
When Maddie comes across a tape in Jazz's room with the letters P.D. on it, it will change her entire world as well as Danny Phantom's. But will it be for the best?
Danny Phantom - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,884 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 116 - Follows: 24 - Published: 4/8/2011 - Danny F., Jazz F. - Complete
Sam's worst day ever by Trevor the Enchanter reviews
Due to Danny losing a bet with Dash, Sam has to face her worst nightmare: Spending a day with Paulina! Can she survive?
Danny Phantom - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 6,892 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 4/8/2011 - Published: 3/10/2011 - Sam M.
Madness by EverAfterGirl reviews
"Mr. Masters, I will ask you again. Did you kill Daniel Fenton?" Short, dark drabble. Thoughts appreciated. Oneshot.
Danny Phantom - Rated: T - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,602 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/5/2011 - Vlad M. - Complete
Sorry by Twins of the Earth reviews
While walking through the park Maddie finds Phantom sitting on the fountain. After hearing a conversation she starts to wonder if Phantom is bad or not. And she may whind up saying something she never dreamed of saying. Some DXS if you read very carefully
Danny Phantom - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,714 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 125 - Follows: 30 - Published: 4/5/2011 - Danny F., Maddie F. - Complete
The Story From Three Sides by GhostDog401 reviews
Mr. Lancer reads some papers and discovers some secerets!
Danny Phantom - Rated: K+ - English - Mystery/Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 7,782 - Reviews: 150 - Favs: 87 - Follows: 35 - Updated: 4/4/2011 - Published: 1/28/2011 - Lancer - Complete
Just Another Ghost by X-Hayze-chan-X reviews
My own spin on the Maddie/Phantom bonding fics I so frequently find. No PP.
Danny Phantom - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,894 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 78 - Follows: 20 - Published: 4/4/2011 - Danny F., Maddie F. - Complete
Danny Phantom Season 4 by frasek06 reviews
Danny Phantom is back in a whole new season On fanfiction sorry I am bad at writing a summary! DxS, after Phantom Planet Duh!
Danny Phantom - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,640 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 29 - Published: 4/3/2011 - Danny F., Sam M.
Blood of a Night Fury by Toothless-the-nightfury reviews
This is a story of Toothless and Hiccup 6 months after the film took place, and all is well - to start. One night a traditional neighbouring Viking tribe attack Berk, fatally injuring Hiccup, yet he survives? And can communicate with Toothless? Complete!
How to Train Your Dragon - Rated: K+ - English - Fantasy/Friendship - Chapters: 18 - Words: 36,960 - Reviews: 410 - Favs: 380 - Follows: 216 - Updated: 4/2/2011 - Published: 5/11/2010 - Toothless, Hiccup - Complete
So This is Love by ghostanimal reviews
On a typical day at the college, Jasmine Fenton meets someone who changes her life. JazzxOC; Co-written with Trevor the Enchantor; Rating may change; NOT DISCONTINUED, just hitaus
Danny Phantom - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 8 - Words: 40,151 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 3/31/2011 - Published: 8/24/2010 - Jazz F.
My Old Best Friend by Hannan reviews
New law: No more visiting Lewis in the past for Wilbur. Wilbur's Problem: He has no friends in the present.
Meet the Robinsons - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 5 - Words: 4,459 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 59 - Updated: 3/31/2011 - Published: 1/25/2010 - Lewis, Wilbur R.
Arthur 2: The Quest for the Aqua Orb by ElphieThroppDG28 reviews
One year later. Arthur is forced to visit relatives over the summer. He meets his cousin, Juno, who is in posession of powerful magic that the Evil M could use to destroy the Invisibles' world. CHECK MY PROFILE FOR UPDATES.
Arthur series, Luc Besson - Rated: K+ - English - Fantasy/Adventure - Chapters: 30 - Words: 27,765 - Reviews: 63 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 3/30/2011 - Published: 10/28/2008 - Arthur - Complete
Vlad Soul Quest by StellaMagic reviews
Vlad returns to Earth after the Disasteroid, but he did not receive a warm welcome from anyone, not even Maddie. An incident will put him on a quest in the Ghost Zone to redeem himself and find love with a certain wish giver. T for suicide attempt
Danny Phantom - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 10 - Words: 5,179 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 3/29/2011 - Published: 3/4/2011 - Vlad M., Desiree - Complete
Protector of the King by Twins of the Earth reviews
How was Danny able to defeat Pariah in the first place? Why did Sam's grandma seem so understanding when Danny was being controlled? Why is Sam so protective of Danny? All these questions will be answered in this story. Major DXS! Big shockers in 1st chap
Danny Phantom - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Suspense - Chapters: 9 - Words: 7,298 - Reviews: 66 - Favs: 84 - Follows: 32 - Updated: 3/28/2011 - Published: 3/6/2011 - Sam M., Danny F. - Complete
Zoology by Twins of the Earth reviews
AU Sam is a Zoologist working in Africa and Danny is her new partner with his daughter,Danielle. Dani at first is scared of Sam,but soon grows attached,but what happens when Skulker's grandson starts hunting them? Can Danny proctect both Dani and Sam. DXS
Danny Phantom - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 11 - Words: 11,362 - Reviews: 70 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 3/28/2011 - Published: 3/4/2011 - Sam M., Danny F. - Complete
Stargazing by EverAfterGirl reviews
Maddie Fenton goes out to see the stars. She doesn't expect to find a certain troubled teen with eerie green eyes already at her stargazing spot. Bonding occurs, and secrets might be revealed. Bonding fic. Oneshot.
Danny Phantom - Rated: T - English - Angst/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,022 - Reviews: 97 - Favs: 340 - Follows: 40 - Published: 3/27/2011 - Danny F., Maddie F. - Complete
The Camping Trip by JuneLuxray2 reviews
The trio decides to spend a camping trip together alone. But of course, for them, no camping trip is completely normal, from skunks to ghost fish in top hats and monocles that attack when disturbed. DragonLuxray collab. One-shot.
Danny Phantom - Rated: K - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,761 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/27/2011 - Complete
Alive by likeWHOArachel reviews
AU DxS - used to be Paper Flowers;; My name is Samantha Manson, and I saved the world. Cliche, I know. But I have to start somewhere, right?
Danny Phantom - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 27,396 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 3/26/2011 - Published: 11/18/2010 - Danny F., Sam M.
Still Hunting for Revenge? by Turkeyhead987 reviews
Valerie is thinking Danny is up to something, Dash is friends with Danny and she finds that strange. So she is determined to get to the bottom of the mystery... Book Four.
Danny Phantom - Rated: T - English - Horror/Mystery - Chapters: 9 - Words: 13,312 - Reviews: 181 - Favs: 68 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 3/24/2011 - Published: 3/10/2011 - Danny F., Valerie G. - Complete
A Family United by ghostgal4 reviews
What if throughout your whole life you had been lied to? About who you are, where you came from, and what you are? Would you life ever really be the same again?
Danny Phantom - Rated: T - English - Family/Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 6,079 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 36 - Updated: 3/21/2011 - Published: 2/17/2011 - Danny F.
Amity Park Star by wfea reviews
AU. It's been ten years since Danny was adopted by Vlad Masters. Jazz is scarred by the name Danny and wants only to see her brother again. But when she's caught up in a ghost's villainous plot, she has to hope someone can save her from Phantom's lies.
Danny Phantom - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Family - Chapters: 31 - Words: 78,154 - Reviews: 113 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 42 - Updated: 3/21/2011 - Published: 6/29/2010 - Danny F., Jazz F. - Complete
Ghosts, everywhere! Into the Ghost Zone by LC03 reviews
When Danny's entire class and family find themselves in the ghost zone what will happen? Will secrets be discovered, will love be uncovered and will there be another prision break? Read and find out. No PP.
Danny Phantom - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 5 - Words: 2,707 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 73 - Follows: 74 - Updated: 3/17/2011 - Published: 2/27/2011 - Danny F.
It's the Fear by NeverEnough15 reviews
Nocturne wants his revenge, and he does so by sending Danny and his whole class to a dimension where his greatest fears come alive! Will Danny's secret stay safe from the many suspicions that get thrown at him?
Danny Phantom - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Mystery - Chapters: 4 - Words: 6,117 - Reviews: 80 - Favs: 98 - Follows: 158 - Updated: 3/16/2011 - Published: 10/3/2010 - Danny F., Nocturne
Married with Children or Ghostbuster? by ghostanimal reviews
3rd in Ghost 101 series: Mr. Simon's reached a breakthrough in the research and can possibly gain his powers back very soon! But uh-oh. Somebody very important to him isn't very happy about this...Lame title. Help me change it?
Danny Phantom - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Suspense - Chapters: 12 - Words: 14,327 - Reviews: 171 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 3/15/2011 - Published: 1/30/2011 - Danny F., Dani - Complete
Hindsight by MasterSakura reviews
Toothless takes a shine to a young woman Hiccup meets in the woods. Hiccup befriends her, but he doesn't know his new friend is keeping some secrets. Secrets that could change not just his life, but his father's too.
How to Train Your Dragon - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Angst - Chapters: 9 - Words: 17,508 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 3/15/2011 - Published: 10/24/2010 - Hiccup
Phineas is Busted! by spangladesh920 reviews
But it's in a good way. He finally spills the beans that he's not as oblivious as previously thought. However, someone hears every word and records it for later use. Rated to be safe. Ch. 9 is up!
Phineas and Ferb - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 19,387 - Reviews: 95 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 36 - Updated: 3/14/2011 - Published: 11/16/2010 - Phineas, Isabella
Fire Tuna by JuneLuxray2 reviews
Challenge response for PhantomInvader. Danny is about to be punched by Dash, that is, until Tucker offers another solution. A dare. Now faced with possibly some of the world's hottest tuna rolls, they battle the food to see who will become victor. 1-Shot.
Danny Phantom - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 974 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 4 - Published: 3/13/2011 - Danny F., Dash B. - Complete
Waning Fire by JuneLuxray2 reviews
Much like fire eventually dies, Danny's secret dies as well with the fire within an hour or so after his secret is officially out in the events of Phantom Planet. One-shot. Fluff. Some DxS mentioned.
Danny Phantom - Rated: K+ - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,976 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 6 - Published: 3/12/2011 - Danny F. - Complete
Apology by Snowykittens2 reviews
After Candace gets "busted," Phineas starts to feel bad for his sister, so he wants to help her, even if she is partly mad at him. What will he do to make his older sister feel better? EDITED-8/8/11
Phineas and Ferb - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,981 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 12 - Published: 3/8/2011 - Phineas, Candace - Complete
Interview by RedHal reviews
Challenge issued by Ghostanimal. Lance Thunder manages to convince Danny Phantom to let him interview him.
Danny Phantom - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,046 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 111 - Follows: 21 - Published: 3/8/2011 - Danny F. - Complete
An Enemy Becomes a Friend by Turkeyhead987 reviews
Dash gets taken by Vlad, Danny goes to recuse him. Even if he has to reveal his Danny Phantom ego to his bully... Book Three.
Danny Phantom - Rated: T - English - Horror/Drama - Chapters: 8 - Words: 12,305 - Reviews: 181 - Favs: 105 - Follows: 43 - Updated: 3/8/2011 - Published: 2/26/2011 - Dash B., Danny F. - Complete
Broken by TheAlmightyUltimix reviews
Alone and broken hearted, Dani lies on the streest, an idea suddenly comes to her and with it, hatred. She hates the world around her for her miserable life. She hates others for having what she can't and most importantly, she hates Danny Phantom.
Danny Phantom - Rated: T - English - Angst/Family - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,890 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 3/5/2011 - Published: 1/24/2011 - Dani - Complete
Aurora's 25 Topic Challenge by Codiak reviews
My shot at a drabble challenge, issued by Aurora Borealis 97.
Danny Phantom - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 26 - Words: 9,258 - Reviews: 78 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 3/4/2011 - Published: 2/20/2011 - Danny F., Tucker F., Sam M. - Complete
I Can't! by Twins of the Earth reviews
Vlad has treatened to kill Sam, so in order to protect her Danny must ignore his love for her and stay away from her, not as easy as it may seem. Will Danny protect Sam? Will his secret stay intact? Will Danny and Sam ever get together! DXS! It has Dani!
Danny Phantom - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,619 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 7 - Published: 3/3/2011 - Sam M., Danny F. - Complete
The Notebook by Twins of the Earth reviews
Sam looses her poem notebook filled with the love poems she's written about Danny inside. Who took her notebook? Will they show Danny? DXS and a little Mr. Lancer moment.
Danny Phantom - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,009 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 8 - Published: 3/2/2011 - Sam M., Danny F. - Complete
Sick Streak by KicsterAsh reviews
Phineas is sick, but he refuses to skip a day of inventing. Ferb's worried he's overdoing it, and when he gets the feeling that there's more to Phineas' flu, he wonders if he'll be able to take control of the situation or not.
Phineas and Ferb - Rated: K - English - Family - Chapters: 10 - Words: 22,429 - Reviews: 73 - Favs: 214 - Follows: 51 - Updated: 3/2/2011 - Published: 2/18/2011 - Phineas, Ferb - Complete
About to Crack by Twins of the Earth reviews
Sam's parents forced Sam to move just as Danny realized his feelings for Sam. Sam misses Danny and Danny the same, but what happens when all the boys at Sam's new school won't leave her alone? Will she crack? Major DXS and a lot of DXJ family moments.
Danny Phantom - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,446 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 65 - Follows: 9 - Published: 3/2/2011 - Sam M., Danny F. - Complete
Blue and Green by Twins of the Earth reviews
Danny and Valerie are dating and Sam is depressed and Tucker and Jazz are trying their best to cheer her up, but fail everytime. DXS No PP.
Danny Phantom - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,542 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 5 - Published: 3/1/2011 - Sam M., Danny F. - Complete
Crashed Secrets by EmberMclain13 reviews
Danny's class gets chosen to go explore some haunted caves in California. When the plane has promblems and starts to crash above Rocky Mountains, Colorado, Danny accidently reveals his secret. Then, they run into a certain somebody he doesn't want to see.
Danny Phantom - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Family - Chapters: 13 - Words: 12,409 - Reviews: 161 - Favs: 134 - Follows: 69 - Updated: 3/1/2011 - Published: 2/17/2011 - Danny F. - Complete
Danny's Days by spectrasuz reviews
Danny Fenton's days are from from easy, especially in his junior year of high school. With his parents becoming suspicious, Dani reappearing, ghosts that seem more blood thirsty than usual, and some budding romances...well Danny's pretty busy. SamxDanny
Danny Phantom - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 11,687 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 47 - Updated: 2/27/2011 - Published: 8/12/2010 - Danny F., Sam M.
Parentings No Joke by Captain Cosmic reviews
When the class is assigned to take care of plastic baby dolls, Danny, Tucker, and Sam, learn about the trouble that comes with raising a fake child.
Danny Phantom - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,969 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 2/27/2011 - Published: 2/26/2011 - Dan Phantom, Sam M. - Complete
Surprising Lancer by AnimationNut reviews
It's Lancer's birthday, and the trio are not about to let it pass them by. After all, teachers are people too.
Danny Phantom - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,929 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 98 - Follows: 7 - Published: 2/27/2011 - Lancer - Complete
My Little Girl by Christopher Scott reviews
My first DP fanfic. When something happens with Dani, Danny intervenes, and both halfas have their thoughts on a certain subject. Please read and review.truly, Christopher Scott: A Gentleman Thief
Danny Phantom - Rated: T - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 665 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 101 - Follows: 23 - Published: 2/26/2011 - Dani, Danny F. - Complete
Gone Or Not? by Turkeyhead987 reviews
Jack and Maddie capture Phantom and find out the hard way that Danny Phantom is Danny Fenton: Their son...Book Two
Danny Phantom - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Family - Chapters: 9 - Words: 13,904 - Reviews: 166 - Favs: 125 - Follows: 56 - Updated: 2/26/2011 - Published: 2/14/2011 - Complete
Dani Phantom by Twins of the Earth reviews
This is what happened to Dani five years after her last meeting with Danny and Valerie. She was adopted and is now Dani Johnson, but she quickly finds out that this isn't a ghost free town. An adoption fic from Ghostanimal's She's Dani Phantom. No PP.
Danny Phantom - Rated: K+ - English - Suspense/Drama - Chapters: 22 - Words: 31,448 - Reviews: 140 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 30 - Updated: 2/26/2011 - Published: 2/3/2011 - Dani - Complete
If Heaven Was Needing a Hero by Teddy R. Lupin reviews
Songfic. When Teddy Lupin was barely a month old, his parents left him to go fight, trusting that he would know why they died. After Andromeda dies when Teddy is still young, this task is entrusted to Harry Potter. Implied HarryxGinny and TeddyxVictoire.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,417 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 4 - Published: 2/26/2011 - Teddy L., Harry P. - Complete
Popular by Bittersweet Romanticide reviews
At the Fenton home, she's Jazz. IN school, she's something more. She's popular, and Danny wants to know why.
Danny Phantom - Rated: K - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,190 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 6 - Published: 2/25/2011 - Danny F., Jazz F.
Wherever I Go by Orcia reviews
Jazz is finally leaving for collage. But is she as ready as she's let on?
Danny Phantom - Rated: K - English - Family - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,187 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/24/2011 - Jazz F. - Complete
How To Train Your Dragon, Girl Style by orangegreengirl reviews
Like the title said, it's a fanfic with female Hiccup. Irene is a frail young girl and the daughter of the Chief. What will happen when she stumble on a Night Fury? REWRITING
How to Train Your Dragon - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 14,626 - Reviews: 133 - Favs: 202 - Follows: 184 - Updated: 2/23/2011 - Published: 1/12/2011 - Hiccup, Astrid
Misused by Aunna reviews
When Maddie dies in a car-crash Jack starts to drink...and Danny becomes his main way of letting out his anger! When Skulker realizies what's happening he tells Vlad. Will Vlad save Danny or will he be to late?
Danny Phantom - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Tragedy - Chapters: 8 - Words: 6,117 - Reviews: 110 - Favs: 142 - Follows: 76 - Updated: 2/22/2011 - Published: 2/2/2011 - Danny F., Vlad M. - Complete
Big Brother by Darcyjackal reviews
What if Danny had a younger sibling? This is what his life would be like! Just a collection of cute shorts becasue I can relate to them so much-just wihtout the ghost powers. PP never happened by the way, but TUE did. R&R please!
Danny Phantom - Rated: K - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 7 - Words: 9,567 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 36 - Updated: 2/21/2011 - Published: 9/29/2009
Seas Of Hate by GhostDog401 reviews
Summary: Valerie is out for revenge after 'Danny Phantom' kidnapped Danny Fenton See Without a Second Glance and Maybe I'll Get Another Chance Will she find out Danny's secret? Backs Up a Bit From Maybe I'll Get Another Chance
Danny Phantom - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Friendship - Chapters: 12 - Words: 11,123 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 2/21/2011 - Published: 11/24/2010 - Valerie G., Danny F. - Complete
Trapped in the Ghost Zone by ghostgal4 reviews
Danny, Sam, Tucker, Dash, Paulina, Kwan, Star, Mr. Lancer, and Danny's parents are all trapped in the ghost zone with only Danny to get them out. Will Danny be able to keep his secret? A little bit of DxS
Danny Phantom - Rated: T - English - Angst/Adventure - Chapters: 35 - Words: 62,542 - Reviews: 820 - Favs: 740 - Follows: 282 - Updated: 2/19/2011 - Published: 2/15/2010 - Danny F. - Complete
We Can Fix You by NeverEnough15 reviews
This is what I want. I want to walk down that staircase and tell Mom and Dad that I want to be human again. - Jack and Maddie found out that Danny's half ghost, and now they want to fix him. But is this what he really wants? One Shot.
Danny Phantom - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 627 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 5 - Published: 2/19/2011 - Danny F., Maddie F. - Complete
Phineas' Biggest Idea Ever by KicsterAsh reviews
High School is no sweat for stepbrothers Phineas and Ferb, as long as they're inventing something. But when something unexpected occurs, past memories and fears put Phineas' imagination and confidence to the test.
Phineas and Ferb - Rated: K - English - Family/Angst - Chapters: 14 - Words: 33,779 - Reviews: 83 - Favs: 194 - Follows: 52 - Updated: 2/18/2011 - Published: 12/30/2010 - Phineas, Ferb - Complete
A Decision by Orcia reviews
It's been two years since Danny saved the earth from the Disasteroid and revealed himself as Danny Phantom.
Danny Phantom - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,786 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 8 - Published: 2/18/2011 - Complete
Dad, I Mean Dan by EmberMclain13 reviews
Sequel to Lost and Found:It was a perfect day as Danny and his two kids flew over the city of Amity Park. That is until they heard an evil laugh. A laugh that Danny wished he would never have to hear again.
Danny Phantom - Rated: K - English - Suspense/Mystery - Chapters: 9 - Words: 7,516 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 2/16/2011 - Published: 2/15/2011 - Danny F., Dan Phantom
Kissing Booth by Phantom Misfit reviews
In order to help raise money for Casper's yearly Valentine's Dance, Danny is roped into manning a kissing booth. What will Sam do about this? DXS
Danny Phantom - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,399 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 165 - Follows: 18 - Published: 2/14/2011 - [Danny F., Sam M.] - Complete
A Mind Reader Is On The Loose by Turkeyhead987 reviews
Mr.Lancer wished he could understand these kids. Just then he found out he could read minds! He listens to Danny and his friends, and finds out some secrets that he shouldn't have known... Book one
Danny Phantom - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Mystery - Chapters: 14 - Words: 18,259 - Reviews: 188 - Favs: 131 - Follows: 44 - Updated: 2/14/2011 - Published: 1/31/2011 - Lancer, Danny F. - Complete
Lost and Found by EmberMclain13 reviews
14 years ago Danny disappeared. When Danny returns he is greeted by his daughter, son, and rest of the family. But when his 14 year capturer discovers Danny's new family members, they kidnap them to get Danny back who had broken free. Read and Review!
Danny Phantom - Rated: K - English - Tragedy/Family - Chapters: 15 - Words: 11,555 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 2/13/2011 - Published: 2/9/2011 - Danny F., Walker - Complete
My Generation by DeimosPhobos reviews
After a race to save the world breaks a secret, the real horror begins. How far will one go to learn that which is best to leave alone? Sequel to Paranormal Missions. (This is pretty much canceled!)
Crossover - Danny Phantom & Alex Rider - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Horror - Chapters: 2 - Words: 7,745 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 2/12/2011 - Published: 1/28/2011 - Danny F., Alex R./Cub
Gone by ghostgal4 reviews
Really, would anyone miss him if he were gone? Short one-shot, no PP.
Danny Phantom - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,133 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 8 - Published: 2/10/2011 - Danny F. - Complete
Clash of All Time by R.tistiC reviews
Soon after the end of events of 'The Return of Dani Phantom', a long-feared vision of Clockwork's comes to pass. Now the lives of many are endangered and the two Phantom cousins must face The Ultimate Enemy once again.
Danny Phantom - Rated: K+ - English - Supernatural/Adventure - Chapters: 38 - Words: 210,479 - Reviews: 589 - Favs: 240 - Follows: 101 - Updated: 2/10/2011 - Published: 12/12/2008 - Danny F., Dani - Complete
My Son by pappy yokum's moonbeam reviews
Pineas's biological dad decides he wants his son, forcing Phineas's family - especially Lawrence - into chaos and worry. Will Lawrence get his son back?
Phineas and Ferb - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 12 - Words: 14,351 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 2/9/2011 - Published: 1/11/2011 - Phineas, Lawence - Complete
The Perfect Valentine's Day by EmberMclain13 reviews
Danny and Sam's first Valentine's Day together. Danny has to have everything perfect for this special occasion. But things go slightly wrong when he goes to pick her up. Probably only 4 or 5 chapters.
Danny Phantom - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 4,625 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 2/8/2011 - Published: 2/6/2011 - Danny F., Sam M. - Complete
How to train your dragon 2: How to be a pirate by SaintTuesday reviews
Post movie. Hiccup has become a viking but his training isn't over. Now new challenges await him, and it all starts with a coffin and a dream. Spoilers to the people who have never read the books, a re-imagining of the book plot.Warning, will get dark.
How to Train Your Dragon - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Adventure - Chapters: 6 - Words: 14,014 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 2/8/2011 - Published: 4/3/2010 - Hiccup
So yesterday was the Super bowl by PeterPandaBear reviews
Guess won won! And guess who's happy about it!
Danny Phantom - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 320 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 12 - Published: 2/7/2011 - Danny F., Vlad M. - Complete
No Capes! by Aurora Borealis 97 reviews
Edna Mode meets Dan Phantom. Who, of course, has a cape in his costume. What will unsue?
Crossover - Danny Phantom & Incredibles - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 234 - Reviews: 67 - Favs: 102 - Follows: 20 - Published: 2/5/2011 - Dan Phantom, Edna Mode - Complete
Nightmare by Aurora Borealis 97 reviews
Danny is having a nightmare, with one person by his side all the while. But his nightmares are rather interesting, and he sleep talks frequently. Will he make it out, secret intact?
Danny Phantom - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 992 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 12 - Published: 2/5/2011 - Maddie F., Danny F. - Complete
A Ghostly Illness by EmberMclain13 reviews
When the tenth graders need a new kind of shot before the school year starts, Danny is terribly affected by it and something keeps coming to attack him, making it worse. Will Danny make it through this?
Danny Phantom - Rated: K - English - Tragedy - Chapters: 9 - Words: 8,142 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 2/5/2011 - Published: 2/2/2011 - Danny F. - Complete
Project Ghost by AnimationNut reviews
Lancer assigns a group project on ghosts! The trio finds it an easy pass, but when Lancer finds the report TOO good he begins to get suspicious. Soon things start to spiral out of control, and the teens find themselves fighting not only to save their home, but the ghosts and their home as well. Response to deadlydaisy8o8 challenge!
Danny Phantom - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 29 - Words: 44,935 - Reviews: 319 - Favs: 272 - Follows: 157 - Updated: 2/5/2011 - Published: 9/30/2010 - Danny F., Tucker F., Valerie G., Lancer - Complete
Paranormal Missions by DeimosPhobos reviews
Alex is sent on his strangest mission yet: Amity Park. Here he is pulled into the fight of his life, and a certain halfa's, against an enemy he never wanted as the situation turns deadly.
Crossover - Danny Phantom & Alex Rider - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Horror - Chapters: 50 - Words: 106,138 - Reviews: 134 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 2/1/2011 - Published: 1/24/2010 - Danny F., Alex R./Cub - Complete
The Stroke by CrossoverxToxThexDarkxSide reviews
Clockwork tells Danny that Sam's Dad is going to have a stroke, and Danny needs to convince Sam's Mom to take him to the hospital. Oneshot based off a dream I had. Cute too.
Danny Phantom - Rated: K - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 541 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 3 - Published: 2/1/2011 - Danny F. - Complete
Shatterglass by Quill N. Inque reviews
When Vlad frames Danny and exposes his secret identity, our hero must flee for his life as the world begins hunting him. But even as Danny's persecuted by those he's sworn to protect, Vlad's plot may require him to make the ultimate sacrifice… COMPLETE!
Danny Phantom - Rated: T - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 9 - Words: 32,198 - Reviews: 145 - Favs: 170 - Follows: 48 - Updated: 2/1/2011 - Published: 1/20/2011 - Danny F. - Complete
Imprisoned by EmberMclain13 reviews
Sequel to A Manipulative Scheme: Vlad has Danny and everybody thinks he's dead. Will the truth be revealed? Will they save Danny? Will Danny be able to save Amity Park from the evil grasp of Vlad Plasmius? Read and review to find out!
Danny Phantom - Rated: K - English - Hurt/Comfort/Tragedy - Chapters: 10 - Words: 6,997 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 2/1/2011 - Published: 1/29/2011 - Danny F., Vlad M. - Complete
Selling Fish Tourists in TShirts by ghostanimal reviews
Crack Oneshot: "You know you're career's down the toilet when you're doing that!" Danny yelled as he howled with laughter.
Danny Phantom - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 589 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 3 - Published: 1/31/2011 - Ember, Danny F. - Complete
Seasickness Revisited by Backroads reviews
Hiccup tries to conquer his tendency to get seasick. Only Astrid makes things worse.
How to Train Your Dragon - Rated: K - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,621 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 9 - Published: 1/30/2011 - Hiccup, Astrid - Complete
Phantomball by AnimationNut reviews
It's an annual truce where the ghosts get together and have a game of Phantomball. It's Danny's first time, and all he can say is, Phantomball is not an easy game to play. In fact, it's quite painful.
Danny Phantom - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,202 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 4 - Published: 1/30/2011 - Danny F., Dani - Complete
Don't let the Ghost Bugs bite? by The Silver Radio reviews
Why does it always seem that with Danny nothing's ever simple...even when it just consists of saying goodnight?
Danny Phantom - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,333 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/29/2011 - Danny F. - Complete
Highway to the Ghost Zone by ghostanimal reviews
Sequel to Ghost 101: Mr. Simon managed to get permission to take the class to the Ghost Zone on an all-weekend field trip while under the supervision of the Fentons. Will this field trip reveal his secret to his class?
Danny Phantom - Rated: T - English - Humor/Suspense - Chapters: 13 - Words: 22,025 - Reviews: 210 - Favs: 182 - Follows: 100 - Updated: 1/29/2011 - Published: 11/17/2010 - Danny F. - Complete
Fever by Kissy Fishy reviews
Weird things happen when you're sick…
Phineas and Ferb - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 585 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/28/2011 - Ferb - Complete
Samantha's Slight Hiccup by Annabeth The Unicorn reviews
3rd-grader Samantha loves HTTYD! and one drowsy morning she finds herself in one tricky situation. this doesn't really have much to do with How to train your dragon, buts it's really cute.
How to Train Your Dragon - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 677 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/28/2011 - Complete
Similarities by Professor Cheesecake reviews
SEQUEL TO NEVER TRUST A TEACHER Mr Lancer has moved out of Krikket, and back to Amity Park. It's been YEARS...so why is his past coming to haunt him? And...in such a strange way? ON HIATUS
Danny Phantom - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,544 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 1/28/2011 - Published: 1/12/2011
Caught in the Act! by drakonic1 reviews
Caught in the Act!...Of showering? what if Vlad's little prank with the invisible locker room wall in ep. 41 revealed a little more than Danny's tan lines? T for language.On hiatus. Sorry
Danny Phantom - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 6 - Words: 17,672 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 167 - Follows: 159 - Updated: 1/25/2011 - Published: 5/22/2010 - Danny F.
IPhantom by Twins of the Earth reviews
A response to Dani Rose Phantom's challenge. Danny and Sam have moved to Carly, Freddie, and Sam's town so they can get better grades, but what happens when Skulker shows up? DXS & Saddie.
Crossover - Danny Phantom & iCarly - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Adventure - Chapters: 6 - Words: 4,420 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 1/25/2011 - Published: 1/20/2011 - Danny F., Carly S. - Complete
Maddie's Ramblings by Tibki reviews
That's honestly the best title I could come up with. Sad, huh? Anyway, it's a bunch of Maddie's ramblings. Don't know why I wrote it, barely know how. But hey, it's something. R&R.
Danny Phantom - Rated: K - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,246 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/24/2011 - Maddie F. - Complete
A Vent Comes to Haunt by Miriam1 reviews
This fiction is inspired directly from You're-not-so-big's two-shot crossover of Danny Phantom and Harry Potter in her fic entitled "A Vent for ADD." It is dark, it is scary, and it looks like Danny's worst nightmare.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Danny Phantom - Rated: T - English - Drama/Fantasy - Chapters: 55 - Words: 457,971 - Reviews: 1307 - Favs: 743 - Follows: 320 - Updated: 1/23/2011 - Published: 7/11/2008 - Harry P., Danny F. - Complete
Disasters in Dragon Killing by Duchess Delanie reviews
Sequel to "Disasters in Childrearing". Stoick deals with a plan to finally wipe out the dragons. And deals with a son who probably should not be anywhere near dragons.
How to Train Your Dragon - Rated: K+ - English - Family - Chapters: 5 - Words: 7,483 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 109 - Follows: 142 - Updated: 1/22/2011 - Published: 10/24/2010 - Stoick, Hiccup
I'm Still Here by AliceMclean reviews
Why am i cold? Why am i blind to the truth? Why do you know me when i don't know you? Am I on your mind? How did i die?
Danny Phantom - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Angst - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,836 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 1/22/2011 - Published: 1/11/2011 - Danny F.
Audience Participation by Anaiese Von Claire reviews
Jake and Rose have decided to go see Berk before Vikings and dragons were friends. However, the two may need to give a little more than they bargained for originally. Sequel to How to Train Your Jake
Crossover - American Dragon: Jake Long & How to Train Your Dragon - Rated: K+ - English - Fantasy/Friendship - Chapters: 9 - Words: 12,213 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 1/21/2011 - Published: 12/26/2010 - Jake, Hiccup - Complete
Walking the Line by Codiak reviews
"I bit my lip. I wasn't sure if I wanted to do it, but maybe it was something that needed to be done. I closed my eyes to think and hoped that my decision wouldn't end badly."
Danny Phantom - Rated: T - English - Suspense - Chapters: 4 - Words: 5,345 - Reviews: 73 - Favs: 95 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 1/20/2011 - Published: 1/19/2011 - Danny F. - Complete
Sibling Bond by shopgirl152 reviews
Angry at her brothers for not sharing her love of Ducky Momo, Candace vows to see Momo the Movie all by herself. But her brothers may just surprise her. one-shot
Phineas and Ferb - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 483 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 4 - Published: 1/19/2011 - Complete
Rattled by shopgirl152 reviews
It's rough having a baby brother... one-shot ficlet
Phineas and Ferb - Rated: K+ - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 237 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/19/2011 - Phineas, Candace - Complete
Apart by Twins of the Earth reviews
David and Dani are separated and the team has to wait months before they can rescue David. Will David survive those months? Will Dani survives the worriness? Sequel to Finding Dani. Rated T for abuse. DaniXOC. Finally got a title!
Danny Phantom - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 5 - Words: 3,690 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 1/19/2011 - Published: 1/15/2011 - Dani - Complete
Snow Covered Secrets by Emerald Lotus reviews
On a lovely snow covered night Maddie has a talk with Danny. And things are said that could change the relationship between mother and son forever.
Danny Phantom - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,624 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 78 - Follows: 10 - Published: 1/15/2011 - Danny F., Maddie F. - Complete
Why Couldn't It Be A Lottery? by almne reviews
Hiccup's newest students aren't the easiest to deal with. Neither is he. Sequel to A Downed Dragon is a Dead Dragon
How to Train Your Dragon - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 24,216 - Reviews: 163 - Favs: 360 - Follows: 388 - Updated: 1/14/2011 - Published: 7/1/2010 - Hiccup, Toothless
Never Trust a Teacher by Professor Cheesecake reviews
A teacher's only goal is to get money. So when they call you up after class to ask you why you look so stressed, their only concern is to improve your grades for their own benefit. So don't let even the smallest thing slip; the results could be fatal.
Danny Phantom - Rated: T - English - Angst/Suspense - Chapters: 6 - Words: 2,569 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 1/14/2011 - Published: 12/8/2010 - Lancer - Complete
The Hybrid Wars Book One: The Beginning of The End by GhostDog401 reviews
Summary: Hunters and Hybrids are at war. What happens when 12 year old Kelly Bliss gets stuck in the middle of it and her life comes undone.
Danny Phantom - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 11 - Words: 16,639 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 6 - Updated: 1/14/2011 - Published: 11/25/2010 - Complete
Promises to Keep by Shadowstar556 reviews
The electricity is out in Danville. The stars in the sky are revealed, and Isabella shares a special moment with Phineas. And she learns of a promise that she must keep. Prequel to 'I Remember You'
Phineas and Ferb - Rated: K - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,005 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 9 - Published: 1/13/2011 - Phineas, Isabella - Complete
A Plan is Risen by EmberMclain13 reviews
Sequel to Captured. It's three weeks after the Walker and Skulker attack and Danny is feeling great-except for the fact that he has a very deep feeling that he shouldn't forget about it. The ending to that battle just didn't seem right. What's next?
Danny Phantom - Rated: K - English - Suspense - Chapters: 6 - Words: 4,035 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 1/13/2011 - Published: 1/10/2011 - Danny F., Valerie G. - Complete
I Remember You by Shadowstar556 reviews
Isabella moved to New York when she was 11, in a fatal car wreck she lost her memories. She doesn't remember anyone in Danville. But a scrapbook changes that and now she's going back to Danville for Xmas break, and she finds someone to love along the way.
Phineas and Ferb - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,572 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/12/2011 - Phineas, Isabella - Complete
Not My Boy by kewliobeans reviews
Jack resolves to find out what is going on with Danny. Used to be one-shot, but not anymore! Now complete. Two sequels out now: That's My Boy, and Protecting My Boy.
Danny Phantom - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Mystery - Chapters: 10 - Words: 1,994 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 1/10/2011 - Published: 11/27/2010 - Jack F., Danny F. - Complete
Finding Dani by Twins of the Earth reviews
Dani goes missing and Danny and David are paincking. And what's with David? Can Danny and David find Dani? Or will they lose Dani? or will they lose David? DaniXOC This is the sequel to The Search. Now Complete!
Danny Phantom - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 4 - Words: 2,418 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 1/10/2011 - Published: 1/9/2011 - Danny F., Dani - Complete
Teardrops on my Guitar by Twins of the Earth reviews
Danny has been dating a new girl named Mary and Sam is broken hearted, but what'll happen when Mary is out walking and hears Sam singing. DannyXOC at first DXS later with minor mention of TXJ. Complete.
Danny Phantom - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,574 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 1/10/2011 - Published: 1/9/2011 - Sam M., Danny F. - Complete
The Truth Hurts, Doesn't It? by narsaksas reviews
Danny is having a bad day. Why? He got captured by his parents, finds out he has to go on a trip to have 'bonding time' with his mom, oh, and his family may just be getting close to finding out his secret. But everything's bound to get better...right?
Danny Phantom - Rated: T - English - Family/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,544 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 28 - Published: 1/9/2011 - Danny F.
An Understanding by raincaster reviews
Sam's parents want to have a "talk" with Sam and Sam finds herself looking on past memories of what made her and Danny into what they are today. Post PP.
Danny Phantom - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,607 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 3 - Published: 1/9/2011 - Sam M., Danny F. - Complete
Campfire Recount by Pii reviews
Post PP. The DP gang starts to recounting their adventure. Start from the exiting one to the fearful one. Sorry bad grammar. Please R&R X3
Danny Phantom - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 6,667 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 1/8/2011 - Published: 12/10/2010 - Danny F., Sam M.
Chatroom Bonus by Pii reviews
This fic is connected to 'Chatroom'. Hi guys! Pii's here with a bonus fic for everyone : I hope you like it :3
Danny Phantom - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,724 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 9 - Published: 1/8/2011 - Danny F., Sam M.
A Phantom Price by PsychoticNari reviews
What prices do you pay for defeating the King of the Ghost Zone? The victor becomes Prince of the Ghost Zone Future King . How long will Danny be able to hide this?
Danny Phantom - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 20 - Words: 25,490 - Reviews: 284 - Favs: 276 - Follows: 142 - Updated: 1/7/2011 - Published: 7/12/2010 - Danny F. - Complete
The Search by Twins of the Earth reviews
This is the sequel to King,Queen,and Princess. Dani's entire family goes missing and she goes out to find them and meets a ghost boy named David along the way. But Dani has to take on difficalt challenges if she wants to save her family. Can she do it?
Danny Phantom - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 8 - Words: 6,737 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 1/7/2011 - Published: 12/30/2010 - Dani - Complete
Confusion by Trevor the Enchanter reviews
"He slowly opened his eyes, trying to focus through the pain." After the accident, Vlad wakes up in the hospital, unsure and terrified of what has happened to him. Companion story to "Bonding".
Danny Phantom - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,735 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 6 - Published: 1/6/2011 - Vlad M. - Complete
Revealed by dannyphantom4ever reviews
What happens when Danny saves his mom after an attack from skulker and a wounded Maddie sees something she shouldn't have.
Danny Phantom - Rated: K+ - English - Family - Chapters: 6 - Words: 5,917 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 72 - Follows: 53 - Updated: 1/3/2011 - Published: 11/25/2010 - Danny F., Maddie F. - Complete
The Bond Only Silence Can Create by Overandout13 reviews
Phineas and Ferb have been through some fun times together; but their brothers, and being brothers means you have to be there for the bad times just as much as the good. T for small use of language.
Phineas and Ferb - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,027 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 5 - Published: 1/3/2011 - Phineas, Ferb
Vlad got a cat? by The Silver Radio reviews
After Danny goes missing, Sam and Tucker decide to confront Vlad about it. However, they might just end up with more questions then answers.
Danny Phantom - Rated: K - English - Mystery - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,728 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 13 - Published: 1/1/2011 - Vlad M. - Complete
Burn by Kissy Fishy reviews
It was burning. Everything he had worked for was going up in flames...
Phineas and Ferb - Rated: K+ - English - Tragedy/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 420 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/1/2011 - Phineas - Complete
Ghost 101 by Luiz4200 reviews
Based on one of ghostanimal's challenges. There's a new class at Casper High and Jack and Maddie Fenton are teaching it. Can Danny survive?
Danny Phantom - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 12 - Words: 6,298 - Reviews: 69 - Favs: 88 - Follows: 52 - Updated: 1/1/2011 - Published: 9/4/2010 - Complete
Pleaded by DragonflyonBreak reviews
Stoick's POV- Why didn't he kill the dragon right away?
How to Train Your Dragon - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 300 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 5 - Published: 12/31/2010 - Stoick, Toothless - Complete
OneShots by NeverEnough15 reviews
Chapter 9: She was too late to save him... Chapter 10: Maddie will keep on trying, no matter what. She'll fix her baby boy. She'll make him better. Both rated T
Danny Phantom - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 10 - Words: 4,915 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 12/31/2010 - Published: 6/23/2010
Spirals by Jaybie Jarrett
AU.Danny and Sam Fenton's only remaining daughter Danielle gets kidnapped.She watches Danny and Sam search for her and tries to nudge them in the right direction, while on the verge of figuring out the secrets behind her late sister's death. contains OC
Danny Phantom - Rated: T - English - Horror/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 709 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/29/2010 - Dani, Danny F.
The dragons are singing tonight by Link Fangirl01 reviews
Inspired by the poem of the same name. Hiccup lies awake and marvels at one of the little miracles in life. Who knew dragons could make such music? I don't own "How To Train Your Dragon". Written after 2 AM. REVIEW! I want your feedback on this!
How to Train Your Dragon - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 454 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/28/2010 - Hiccup - Complete
King,Queen, and Princess by Twins of the Earth reviews
Danny and the rest of Team Phantom find out very shocking secrets. First Fanfiction so go easy but not too easy. Major DXS Minor TXJ No PP. I don't own DP. It's now complete!
Danny Phantom - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 10 - Words: 6,555 - Reviews: 64 - Favs: 122 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 12/28/2010 - Published: 12/22/2010 - Danny F., Sam M. - Complete
To Every Bad Writer this Fandom has by Kissy Fishy reviews
Brace yourselves...
Phineas and Ferb - Rated: T - English - Humor/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,609 - Reviews: 82 - Favs: 73 - Follows: 14 - Published: 12/28/2010 - Complete
Broom Closets are So Wrong by Codiak reviews
Danny and Dash accidentally get locked in a broom closet together. NOT A SLASH. But things can certainly get awkward.
Danny Phantom - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,199 - Reviews: 102 - Favs: 204 - Follows: 32 - Published: 12/27/2010 - Danny F., Dash B. - Complete
Monster by fezakyuu reviews
On a day of black snow, a rogue group of Night Furys head to berk to destroy homes, kill Vikings, steal animals and children. This year, Toothless, a night fury of that group is ordered to capture Hiccup, a five year old boy that he eventually befriends.
How to Train Your Dragon - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 2 - Words: 7,213 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 76 - Follows: 81 - Updated: 12/26/2010 - Published: 10/17/2010 - Toothless, Hiccup
How To Train Your Dragon Madlibs by Willowbranch reviews
Some madlibs that my friends and I did. I'll try to post more as often as I can. Comment and enjoy!
How to Train Your Dragon - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 22 - Words: 3,809 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 12/26/2010 - Published: 9/15/2010
A Christmas to Remember by RedHal reviews
Kind of a re-write of "Fright Before Christmas" without the Ghost Writer.Danny is fed up with hsi parents' arguing and runs off to the ghost zone and learns of the truce and why there is on.WARNING: RELIGIOUS CONTENT.You have been warned if you don'tlike
Danny Phantom - Rated: K+ - English - Spiritual/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,453 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 8 - Published: 12/24/2010 - Danny F. - Complete
New Eyes by Kissy Fishy reviews
Phineas is forced to look through new eyes, and finally sees what has always been right in front of him.
Phineas and Ferb - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,112 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 8 - Published: 12/22/2010 - Phineas, Isabella - Complete
After My Brother by Ali-Chan1 reviews
How was he going to look at this baby and not see his twin brother staring back up at him?
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 668 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/22/2010 - Fred W., George W. - Complete
Along the Internet by Pii reviews
This is a ghost free day! Isn't it...? Suddenly Technus escaped and went into the internet, and Danny chase after him. What will happen next? Sorry bad grammar. Please R&R :3
Danny Phantom - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,001 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 12/21/2010 - Published: 12/10/2010 - Danny F., Technus - Complete
The Legend of the Boneknapper Dragon by Catnip-Packet reviews
It searches for the perfect bone to build its coat of armour...its roar is so fierce, it can melt the flesh right off your bones...and it's awesome! All rights go to Dreamworks, I'm just having a little fun...
How to Train Your Dragon - Rated: K - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 3 - Words: 6,523 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 12/19/2010 - Published: 11/4/2010 - Gobber, Hiccup - Complete
Little Santa by Pii reviews
Christmas Special. One-shot C: CIt's a silent, peaceful Christmas night. But the Fentons still debating about Santa's existence. Then suddenly, someone appeared from the fireplace.
Danny Phantom - Rated: T - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,135 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/18/2010 - Danny F., Jack F. - Complete
The End by bookwatchertox reviews
The End is near. The Apocolypse is at hand. And Phineas knows how it happened. Rated T for violence, language, eplosions, and death.
Phineas and Ferb - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 236 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 3 - Published: 12/18/2010 - Phineas
My Mystery Maid by pearl84 reviews
Excerpt from Chapter 62: Rash Emotions. Checkmate. Vlad Point of view. Want to know what Vlad thinks of Niane? Here it is!
Danny Phantom - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,111 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 3 - Published: 12/18/2010 - Vlad M. - Complete
Spiderman by ghostanimal reviews
Oneshot: Maddie's life is changed after reading her son's suicide letter.
Danny Phantom - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,377 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 75 - Follows: 12 - Published: 12/16/2010 - Danny F., Maddie F. - Complete
A Hero's Hero by RedHal reviews
A response to a challenge. Walker publically arrests Danny Phantom, but Jack Fenton makes an appearance. Is he there to hurt or help? And does Jack know more than he seems to?
Danny Phantom - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,021 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 98 - Follows: 21 - Published: 12/15/2010 - Danny F., Jack F. - Complete
Brother from Another Mother by KCKibbles reviews
After being forced into a contest for the best brother and sister relationship, Candace is paired with Ferb, while Stacy gets to borrow Phineas. Candace never really knew her own stepbrother, yet he knew all about her.
Phineas and Ferb - Rated: K+ - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,286 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 28 - Published: 12/10/2010 - Candace, Ferb
Sick by Kissy Fishy reviews
Vanessa reminisces about Ferb, and attempts to sort out her mixed feelings.
Phineas and Ferb - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 722 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 9 - Published: 12/9/2010 - Vanessa, Ferb - Complete
Asleep by Kissy Fishy reviews
Vanessa comments on the British boy currently asleep on her shoulder.
Phineas and Ferb - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 574 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 5 - Published: 12/6/2010 - Vanessa, Ferb - Complete
Danny Fenton by azara3 reviews
A memorial to Danny Phantom, the series and person. My first story. R&R, no Flamers PLEASE!
Danny Phantom - Rated: K - English - Family/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 452 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/3/2010 - Dan Phantom - Complete
Watching Dragons by Hell's Fiery Belle reviews
Years before, a younger Village Elder had her own experience with dragons.
How to Train Your Dragon - Rated: K+ - English - Fantasy/Spiritual - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,497 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 12/2/2010 - Published: 9/27/2010
Dani Phantom: Life Finds a Way by Futuramakid reviews
It's Christmas, after the disasteroid incident, and Danielle can't help but feel sorry for her creator... But now, she's given a chance, to redeem him and save her life... but what's really the catch?
Danny Phantom - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Family - Chapters: 10 - Words: 32,454 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 12/1/2010 - Published: 5/9/2010 - Dani, Vlad M. - Complete
Double Trouble by KicsterAsh reviews
Andy's acting strange, at least stranger than a five-year-old with ghost powers. Danny is determined to get to the bottom of this mystery, even though he had no idea what dangers he's about to face.
Danny Phantom - Rated: K - English - Adventure - Chapters: 22 - Words: 49,014 - Reviews: 271 - Favs: 179 - Follows: 50 - Updated: 11/29/2010 - Published: 8/29/2010 - Danny F. - Complete
That New Car Smell by Codiak reviews
It was quiet for a few minutes and then, "Mom?" / "Yes, sweetie?" / "I don't like the car." / "Too bad."
Danny Phantom - Rated: K - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,087 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 112 - Follows: 12 - Published: 11/29/2010 - Danny F., Maddie F. - Complete
I See the Light by doodlegirll reviews
..:Tangled oneshot. Contains major spoilers!:.. Flynn Rider didn't care what happened to him now, just so long as she was safe. Flynn/Rapunzel
Tangled - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,795 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 203 - Follows: 17 - Published: 11/26/2010 - Flynn R. - Complete
Cliff Side by Codiak reviews
When a field trip goes awry, Danny Fenton decides to step it up.
Danny Phantom - Rated: K+ - English - Suspense/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,325 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 148 - Follows: 27 - Published: 11/26/2010 - Danny F. - Complete
Exposed? by frasek06 reviews
Danny's parent's, end up braking Danny Phantom's leg. Danny Fenton must hide his leg or risk being exposed as the infamous Danny Phantom. Will he able to cover it up?
Danny Phantom - Rated: T - English - Family/Drama - Chapters: 6 - Words: 5,814 - Reviews: 61 - Favs: 86 - Follows: 32 - Updated: 11/26/2010 - Published: 11/24/2010 - Danny F. - Complete
Taking the Boys to Dinner by Kissy Fishy reviews
I take over babysitting for Candace one night, and the boys drive me absolutely bonkers.
Phineas and Ferb - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,290 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 4 - Published: 11/26/2010 - Phineas, Ferb - Complete
Giving Thanks by XiaoDui reviews
Jazz has a little something to say at dinnertime. Danny and Jazz sibling fluff, prize fic for The Scarlet Pencil - and Happy Thanksgiving to all who celebrate it!
Danny Phantom - Rated: T - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,184 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 2 - Published: 11/25/2010 - Jazz F., Danny F. - Complete
Nightmares by RedHal reviews
During a ghost attack by Nocturne, Danny gets trapped in his Top 4 nightmares. With a bit of advice from Clockwork, Tucker, Sam, Jazz, Dani, Jack, and Maddie go in the way Danny had while Valerie stood guard. Can they save Danny from his worst fears?
Danny Phantom - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,071 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 103 - Follows: 32 - Updated: 11/24/2010 - Published: 11/21/2010 - Complete
Maybe I'll Get Another Chance by GhostDog401 reviews
Sequel to Without a Second Glance this tells what happens to Danny: Danny's fading losing his will to live after loosing his humanity to the Guys in White he comes back only to have forgotten everyone even his love Sam.
Danny Phantom - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 5,473 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 11/23/2010 - Published: 11/20/2010 - Sam M., Danny F. - Complete
Staying with your enemy by frasek06 reviews
Dannys parents go to a ghost convention and Jazz is at university which leaves Danny. When Maddie and Jack decide Vlad is the best person to care for Danny, he is left with him but Danny doesn't take this well and has plans for his arch enemy. DxS
Danny Phantom - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,335 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 11/23/2010 - Published: 11/20/2010 - Danny F., Vlad M. - Complete
A Dance by PsychoticNari reviews
Hiccup and Toothless POV of that drawing/dance scene
How to Train Your Dragon - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,422 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 7 - Published: 11/22/2010 - Hiccup, Toothless - Complete
Without A Second Glance by GhostDog401 reviews
Summary: Who knew that Danny's end would resolute from not taking a second look!
Danny Phantom - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 7 - Words: 4,808 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 11/20/2010 - Published: 11/18/2010 - Complete
Proud To Call You My Son by PsychoticNari reviews
Stoic's POV of the battle with the Red Death.
How to Train Your Dragon - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,786 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 7 - Published: 11/19/2010 - Stoick - Complete
The New Class Rewrite by RedHal reviews
Like I did with "He's Back," I did a rewrite of this story. However, as this is not part of the challenge, I did my own twists with my own rules. TAKE THAT WALKER!
Danny Phantom - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 8 - Words: 8,114 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 120 - Follows: 33 - Updated: 11/19/2010 - Published: 11/13/2010 - Complete
A Secret by PsychoticNari reviews
Drabble. A small moment between young Hiccup and his mom.
How to Train Your Dragon - Rated: K - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 517 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 6 - Published: 11/18/2010 - Hiccup - Complete
A Friend in Need by shopgirl152 reviews
Perry and Dr. Doofenshmirtz may battle on a daily basis, but when Dr. Doofenshmirtz is in trouble, Perry can always be counted on to help him out. Even if it means making Dr. D the coolest record scratcher in Danville. oneshot Brain Drain episode.
Phineas and Ferb - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 792 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 6 - Published: 11/17/2010 - Dr. Doofenshmirtz, Perry - Complete
The Assignment by RedHal reviews
The sequel to "The New Class" but not part of the challenge. The Ghost 101 class is given an assignment. Danny decides to hint about Plasmius' origin, but accidentally also hints about Phantom's as well. Is his secret safe?
Danny Phantom - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 5 - Words: 4,007 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 133 - Follows: 42 - Updated: 11/17/2010 - Published: 11/13/2010 - Complete
Being a Hero Mean by Pii reviews
What's 'hero' really mean? "Danny," the Time Master called. "Hero is..." challenge response to KicsterAsh. One Shot. Sorry bad grammar.
Danny Phantom - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,150 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 2 - Published: 11/16/2010 - Danny F., Clockwork - Complete
Ghost 101 by ghostanimal reviews
A new mandatory class has been ordered by Mayor Masters: Ghost 101. The trio thinks it's an easy A. Well, it is for them, but Danny's secret is immediately in danger when the new teacher begins the section on ghost types which includes halfas...
Danny Phantom - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 21,833 - Reviews: 284 - Favs: 275 - Follows: 170 - Updated: 11/15/2010 - Published: 10/10/2010 - Danny F. - Complete
The Next Best Thing by Backroads reviews
Why do twin sisters always have to be right there?
How to Train Your Dragon - Rated: K - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,367 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 4 - Published: 11/15/2010 - Tuffnut, Ruffnut - Complete
Bond of Brothers by RedHal reviews
Sequel to "The Twin." Danny gets hurt in a ghost fight while protecting his brother determined not to loose him again. However, there's a cost and it's up to Davy to return the favor.
Danny Phantom - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,474 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 11/14/2010 - Published: 11/13/2010 - Danny F. - Complete
Finally Something to Talk About by Backroads reviews
Even after everything, the relationship still isn't perfect.
How to Train Your Dragon - Rated: K - English - Family/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,662 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 86 - Follows: 7 - Published: 11/13/2010 - Hiccup, Stoick - Complete
Long Lost Princess by RockDiva reviews
Fish princess Dorinica was fishnapped when she was 16, but her father is convinced she's still alive and is searching for her. Can Marlin, Nemo and, more importantly, Dory help solve the mystery? Loosely based on Anastasia. Written 6-7 years ago! DORLIN
Finding Nemo - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 5 - Words: 9,694 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 11/10/2010 - Published: 11/6/2010 - Dory, Marlin
Irritation, Hatred, and Something Else by Backroads reviews
Arranged marriages are common occurrences in Berk. Does that mean it's a good idea to pair up Ruffnut and Fishlegs?
How to Train Your Dragon - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 30 - Words: 82,333 - Reviews: 452 - Favs: 180 - Follows: 87 - Updated: 11/7/2010 - Published: 6/11/2010 - Ruffnut, Fishlegs I. - Complete
Against the night by Trevor the Enchanter reviews
Danny knew he didn't have to look at them. They felt the exact same thing he did: despair
Danny Phantom - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,123 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 7 - Published: 11/7/2010 - Danny F. - Complete
Sue Busters by Pii reviews
Another randomness story. Self-and-friend inserts. A girl is walking into Casper High. "The target appeared, let's get her." One-shot. Sorry bad grammar.
Danny Phantom - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,076 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/7/2010 - Danny F. - Complete
Be Mine by Codiak reviews
It's Valentine's Day in Mr. Lancer's class, and everyone has a heart to give. Three hearts, to be exact. / Much of this has been rewritten. If you've read it before, you may want to read it again. /
Danny Phantom - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,646 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 108 - Follows: 8 - Published: 11/6/2010 - Danny F., Sam M. - Complete
Fake by The Last Letter reviews
Set during the robot games. Cora can't love him, because his love can't be real.
Astro Boy - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 304 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 5 - Published: 11/5/2010
Jack Fenton's Son by what-happened-2-nice reviews
Long one-shot Reveal fic.
Danny Phantom - Rated: T - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,992 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 269 - Follows: 32 - Published: 11/4/2010 - Jack F. - Complete
Superhero Duty by ghostanimal reviews
Oneshot: It's been four years since Phantom Planet and Danny is deciding on if he should join the Guys in White, or go to NASA when Sam makes a shocking confession.
Danny Phantom - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,513 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 8 - Published: 11/3/2010 - Danny F., Sam M. - Complete
Blackmail by Shimy reviews
Toothless sure knows how to get what he wants. Complete.
How to Train Your Dragon - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,814 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 96 - Follows: 12 - Published: 11/3/2010 - Hiccup - Complete
HTTYD Poem by prettykitty473 reviews
This is a poetic version of the movie. I know, the summary sucks. Since I forgot to add this to the story, I'll add it to the summary: I do not own How To Train Your Dragon. There.
How to Train Your Dragon - Rated: K+ - English - Poetry/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 729 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 7 - Published: 10/31/2010 - Hiccup, Toothless - Complete
Halloween's Horrors by Windsurf reviews
Danny's first Halloween. BEWARE!
Danny Phantom - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,501 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 8 - Published: 10/31/2010 - Complete
Bite Me by ghostanimal reviews
Oneshot: Danny's secret is, in a way, exposed at Sam's Halloween party. Contains OCs from Ghost 101, but you don't have to read it to understand.
Danny Phantom - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,007 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 12 - Published: 10/30/2010 - Danny F., Sam M. - Complete
Hiccup's Escape by Ai Romnol reviews
What if Astrid never came to interrupt Hiccup while he was planning to leave on Toothless? This is based on the movie, so you might wanna see it first!
How to Train Your Dragon - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,274 - Reviews: 114 - Favs: 162 - Follows: 210 - Updated: 10/29/2010 - Published: 3/28/2010 - Hiccup, Toothless
Dodge Ball by JoojooBrother reviews
Danny really needs to boost his gym mark, and an interesting game of Dodge ball might just give him that chance... but will someone make the connection between Danny's new athletic skill and Danny Phantom? Ignores PP, Danny is 15. Two-Shot.
Danny Phantom - Rated: K - English - Suspense/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,962 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 246 - Follows: 65 - Updated: 10/29/2010 - Published: 10/26/2010 - Danny F., Dash B., Kwan - Complete
Hush by fyd818 reviews
Post-TLO. A conversation in Percy's kitchen, late at night. Percabeth
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,583 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 3 - Published: 10/26/2010 - Percy J., Annabeth C. - Complete
The Best Birthday Ever by RedHal reviews
It's Danny's 15th Birthday and the 1st anniversary of the birth of Danny Phantom. However, between the confusion of Masters' Blasters and all the ghost attacks Jack and Maddie have lost track of the days. Will they realize the true date before midnight?
Danny Phantom - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 5 - Words: 5,882 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 147 - Follows: 41 - Updated: 10/25/2010 - Published: 10/21/2010 - Danny F. - Complete
Advice from my Evil Daddy by Rebbeca Tennant reviews
Doofenshmirtz goes to Mcdonalds with Vanessa but is having some trouble, but he meets another Dad with three young daughters who may be able to help him. It's about time these two met!
Crossover - Phineas and Ferb & Despicable Me - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Family - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,992 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 10/24/2010 - Published: 10/23/2010 - Dr. Doofenshmirtz, Gru - Complete
Hot Spring by Shimy reviews
Laugardagur, a term referred to as "wash day", is related to the Viking's routine of taking a bath every Saturday. Hiccup, Astrid knows, takes more than one bath a week. Rated T for safety, but once again, K should be okay, too. Complete!
How to Train Your Dragon - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,528 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 333 - Follows: 40 - Published: 10/23/2010 - Astrid, Hiccup - Complete