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Things you should know about me:
Name: I go by Alex.
Hair Color: Blond
Eye Color: Blue
Body Type: More to Love
Tattoos: None...but I will have one soon
These are my updating plans for now:
Titanium: On HOLD
My Unknown Desire: Top Priority as of right now. :D
Tell Me You Love Me: This story has been taken down, it will be converted into a oneshot maybe a twoshot. It should be up soon. :D
The Warden: In the works, first chapter should be up soon.
Mutant and Proud: This story is in the same boat as The Warden. :P
I will be working on a story that has to do with Twilight. Jasper will be paired with an Oc and Bella will be paired with Peter.This one will be called The Warden.
Another story that I plan on working on is one Called Mutant and Proud it is a crossover between Transformers and X-Men.
Evening News is where they begin with "Good Evening" then proceed to tell you why it isn't
You cry, I cry, you laugh, I laugh, you fall off a cliff, I laugh even harder
Always forgive your enemies - Nothing annoys them more
Don’t mess with me I've got a stick
Join The Army, Visit exotic places, meet strange people, and then kill them
Death is God's way of saying, "You're Fired." Suicide is a humans way of saying, "You can't fire me, I quit."
Heaven doesn't want me and Hell is afraid I'll take over.
God made man, and then he said, "I can do better than that," and made women
You laugh because I'm different. I laugh because you're all the same.
What happens in the case of the cat and the mouse if the cat is retarded?
Have you ever heard that stupidity is a virus? Careful you might catch it! Ahh, too late...
Shove it in, shove it in.
Some people don’t drink and drive. Other people don’t drink and fuck
What happens if you get scared half to death twice?
Whoever said nothing is impossible, never tried to slam a revolving door.
Everything is funny as long as it is happening to somebody else.
I don't suffer from insanity I enjoy every minute of it.
Perfection is a waste of time.
This is the word women use to end an argument when they are right and you need to shut up.
(2) Five Minutes:
If she is getting dressed, this means a half an hour. Five minutes is only five minutes if you have just been given five more minutes to watch the game before helping around the house.
This is the calm before the storm. This means something, and you should be on your toes. Arguments that begin with nothing usually end in fine
(4) Go Ahead:
This is a dare, not permission. Don't Do It!
(5) Loud Sigh:
This is actually a word, but is a non-verbal statement often misunderstood by men. A loud sigh mean she thinks you are an idiot and wonders why she is wasting her time standing here and arguing with you about nothing. (Refer back to #3 for the meaning of nothing)
(6) That's Okay:
This is one of the most dangerous statements a women can make to a man. That's okat means she wants to think long and hard before deciding how and when you will pay for your mistake.
A woman is thanking you, do not question, or faint. Just say "You're welcome". (I want to add in a clause here - This is true, unless she says "Thanks a lot" - that is PURE sarcasm and she is not thanking you at all. DO NOT say "You're welcome". That will bring on a "Whatever").
Is a woman's way of saying FUCK YOU!
(9) Don't worry about it, I got it:
Another dangerous statement, meaning this is something that a woman has told a man to do several times, but is now doing it herself. This will later result in a man asking "What's Wrong?" For the woman's response refer to #3