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Author has written 15 stories for Primeval.


Life got crazy there for a while but I AM BACK! Whoot whoot! Lemme catch you up on life and everything about it... Been crazy. Yup.

Computer crashed, lost everything, see depressing note below. It was horrible. I went into mourning. I moved on to other stories and now... I think I can finish Good Deeds and Foundling. It sucks starting over, but at this point... I can do it.

Reviews help. Knowing that just because I know how it ends and it's all fine plotted out in my head doesn't really help you now, does it? Reviews remind me that you, (yes, you) want to know what happens next. The curious reader and generous reviewer is an important part of the whole creative process.

I've posted a few things I wrote here and there inbetween the busytimes and I hope that's enough to tide you over until I finish Good Deeds and Foundling. If anyone out there has ever adopted a baby in England or is familiar with the processes, I would very much like to pick your brain. There is a limit to what I can discover using wiki.

I love you all,


UPDATE: My computer totally crashed and I'm waiting on a boot disk miracle. If the miracle doesn't happen then I'll have lost everything. Yeah, I don't exactly take the time to back things up on disk and believe me I'm kicking myself for it. The last chapter of Good Deeds was getting the once over, the next chapter of Foundling was half done and sequel to Stepping Stones was nearly finished. I can redo it, but first I have to suffer through the depression of going it over.

Hi. I've been writing fanfic for a long long time but I haven't really bothered to actually post any of it. Some of that was because I lived in a land far far away from regular internet and some of it it is just because I tend to write really long 50,000 word long stories and then they get completely out of hand and I never finish them. I made a new year's resolution not to post any multi-chapter stories unless I had it fleshed out enough I was confident I'd finish it.

I just moved and am currently living in the lap of luxury. I have internet *and* cable at the house. Seriously, it doesn't take much to make me happy!

'Good Deeds' is going to be the first really long story I've actually published. I'm still tweaking the ending but it's more or less finished. More or less. I'm still tweaking. I swear that it will be finished! Mostly because the final battle between good and evil was actually the first bit I wrote and I didn't come 50K words to get us to that point and not post the ending.

It has just been pointed out to me that Lester is *supposed* to have a family in the show. What family? We've never seen his family! For any of my stories he's single unless otherwise noted. UPDATE: I acknowledged his family in 'Foundling'. Only because it was handy to me.

In case I forget, here's a blanket disclaimer: I don't own or have anything to do with any tv show, book or movie. I'm not making any money off this. Please don't sue me.

Lester is my favorite charater on Primeval and I think it's because he reminds me of my cat. He looks snarly...and he is snarly...and going near him when he's in a mood might cost you a limb...but sometimes, he just wants a hug. Or maybe he just wants to be up by your throat so he can rip it out. Like I said, he reminds me of my cat.


Good Deeds: Stand alone. The tragic part is I've already got thirty pages of the sequel, Good Times, and the finale/epilogue 'Good Results' written and I'm just tweaking it. Seriously, I'm two chapters away from finishing Good Deeds.

Foundling: Stand alone. I see it being six or seven chapters and I've already finished through five except for tweaking. I know where I'm going with it.

Much Ado About Something: Ahhh...I got into Good Deeds and I couldn't leave this pairing alone. And I love Much Ado About Nothing and Dr. Who. What does that have to do with anything? I'm glad you asked. David Tennant and Catherine Tate--A.K.A. THE DOCTOR AND DONNA!!!!!!! are starring in it right now in London. I looked it up, tickets are only about forty bucks but unfortunately round trip air fare is around two grand. Maybe I'll be really lucky and they'll release it on DVD. I can always hope.

Ahem. Focusing now.

That story is followed by:

Annoyance Squared: In which the Diictodons do something incredibly natural and circle of lifeish. In Lester's second bedroom. He is not amused.

Stepping Stones: Is the third one in that series. It was pointed out to me that I can buy series five over the internet so now I'm roaring ahead with plans to rewrite the entire fourth and fifth series to suit my own devious purposes. Really, it's how fans show love.

There's also two pre-Primeval stories in that series planned tentively titled 'What happens in Bangkok' and 'One night in Cairo'. Really. James and Christine had to build up that lovely hostility somehow.

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Lady Archimedes by White Squirrel reviews
Sequel to The Arithmancer. Years 5-7. Armed with a N.E.W.T. in Arithmancy after Voldemort's return, Hermione takes spellcrafting to new heights and must push the bounds of magic itself to help Harry defeat his enemy once and for all.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 82 - Words: 597,295 - Reviews: 5440 - Favs: 3,740 - Follows: 4,691 - Updated: 7/7 - Published: 8/22/2015 - Harry P., Hermione G., George W., Ginny W. - Complete
Amalgum – Lockhart's Folly by tkepner reviews
Death wants free of its Master and proposes sending Harry back in time to avoid the unnecessary deaths in fighting Voldemort. Harry readily accepts, thinking he'll start anew as a Firstie. Instead, Harry's soul, magic, and memories end up at the beginning of Second Year — in GILDEROY LOCKHART!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 31 - Words: 192,977 - Reviews: 1541 - Favs: 4,396 - Follows: 2,960 - Updated: 2/20/2017 - Published: 4/24/2016 - Harry P., Hermione G., Gilderoy L., Bellatrix L. - Complete
De Profundis by zeegrindylows reviews
The war continues. Captured by Death Eaters, Hermione and Snape must escape and find their way back to Hogwarts. On the way, they encounter the last thing they ever expected. SSHG. Post-DH. EWE.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 54,403 - Reviews: 682 - Favs: 429 - Follows: 717 - Updated: 9/29/2016 - Published: 2/17/2008 - Severus S., Hermione G.
It's All in the Details by Colleen reviews
When Dean goes to sell his soul at the crossroads to bring Sam back, someone else steps in to negotiate the deal. Cas did get a sign and it sent him off into the past to change things. AU from The Man Who Would be King and All Hell Breaks Loose.
Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 53 - Words: 184,265 - Reviews: 1878 - Favs: 2,921 - Follows: 3,015 - Updated: 5/16/2016 - Published: 5/18/2011 - Dean W., Castiel
Pet Project by Caeria reviews
Hermione overhears something she shouldn't concerning Professor Snape and decides that maybe the House-elves aren't the only ones in need of protection.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 52 - Words: 338,844 - Reviews: 12429 - Favs: 11,981 - Follows: 7,177 - Updated: 6/9/2013 - Published: 3/3/2005 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
The Boys of Baker Street by Skyfullofstars reviews
As John Watson struggles with the after math of his kidnapping, shooting and forced drug abuse, Sherlock goes after those who would continue to harm the man he loves. Mycroft deals with a very real threat to his brother and the Government he has sworn to protect. Angst. Slash. Murder. Language. Violence. Drug Addiction. Sequel to THERE BUT FOR THE GRACE OF JOHN WATSON.
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 24 - Words: 296,490 - Reviews: 677 - Favs: 371 - Follows: 259 - Updated: 5/19/2012 - Published: 12/28/2011 - John W., Sherlock H. - Complete
There But for the Grace of John Watson by Skyfullofstars reviews
While Sherlock grapples with his new-found feelings for John Watson, he faces a very real threat: John's kidnapping and shooting at the hands of James Moriarty. And the knowledge that the love of his life is being used to test an addictive drug - at the risk of John's sanity and life. Angst. Kidnapping. Violence. Language. Mild slash. Prequel to THE BOYS OF BAKER STREET
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 24 - Words: 114,950 - Reviews: 474 - Favs: 657 - Follows: 231 - Updated: 12/21/2011 - Published: 10/10/2011 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
The Green Blade by verityburns reviews
As a serial killer hits the headlines, the police are out of their depth and the next victim is out of time. With faith in Sherlock Holmes at an all time low, this is a case which will push loyalties to the limit... Strong friendship/bromance. Not Slash. WARNING: REVIEWS MAY CONTAIN SPOILERS
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Crime/Mystery - Chapters: 15 - Words: 75,904 - Reviews: 993 - Favs: 1,396 - Follows: 309 - Updated: 9/19/2011 - Published: 6/13/2011 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Scarborough Fair by Alaina Downs reviews
The Stone of Wonderland is destroyed, leaving Alice stuck. Oysters are being killed, Jack and the Resistance are struggling to set up the new monarchy, and a series of decisions leads Hatter and Alice to set on a journey to get Alice home.
Alice, 2009 - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 19 - Words: 67,623 - Reviews: 120 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 7/31/2011 - Published: 5/2/2011 - Alice H., Hatter - Complete
Re: Inter Office Gossip by Handful of Silence reviews
Lestrade and Donovan make a bet regarding Sherlock and John. It doesn't take long for the majority of the Yard to get involved. S/J
Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,939 - Reviews: 265 - Favs: 1,753 - Follows: 197 - Published: 7/17/2011 - DI Lestrade, Sherlock H. - Complete
Forever by DeeDeeCat reviews
Alice and Hatter continue to make their lives together, life is a constant recoil...but they have each other, and all you need is love. This is the sequel to 'Always,' but can be read as a stand alone if you must. Epilogue posted! Bloody huge!
Alice, 2009 - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 41 - Words: 164,956 - Reviews: 1205 - Favs: 215 - Follows: 127 - Updated: 3/31/2011 - Published: 4/22/2010 - Hatter, Alice H. - Complete
The Book of the Dead by satismagic reviews
Sequel of 'The Apprentice and the Necromancer'. Virtual penny dreadful with many short episodes. SS/HG. Hurt/Comfort. Romance. Horror. X–over. On hiatus until further notice.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Horror - Chapters: 42 - Words: 46,150 - Reviews: 765 - Favs: 234 - Follows: 389 - Updated: 1/26/2011 - Published: 6/24/2008 - Hermione G., Severus S.
Always by DeeDeeCat reviews
Continues from "the kiss" in Syfy's "Alice" Mini-Series.I didn't want it to end! So I continued on with Alice & Hatter making a life with each other in her world.It isn't always easy, but all you need is love.
Alice, 2009 - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 40 - Words: 133,591 - Reviews: 936 - Favs: 429 - Follows: 215 - Updated: 4/21/2010 - Published: 1/4/2010 - Hatter, Alice H. - Complete
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Foundling reviews
When an infant comes through an anomaly it reminds Abby a bit too much of her own childhood. She can't let that happen again. Set between series 3 and 4. Conner/Abby
Primeval - Rated: T - English - Family/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 18,175 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 1/29/2013 - Published: 7/13/2011 - Abby M., Connor T. - Complete
Good Deeds reviews
Everyone leaves someone behind. When Christine Johnson falls out of an anomaly three years later it's Lester's turn to try and clean up the mess he thought was dealt with. James/Christine eventually. Spoilers for series 1-4
Primeval - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 61,446 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 6/8/2012 - Published: 6/14/2011 - J. Lester, Christine J. - Complete
Blood and water reviews
A very reluctant Jess has to attend a wedding and Becker learns far more about her family than she is comfortable with. The 'T' rating is for a few curse words.
Primeval - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,206 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 6 - Published: 1/4/2012 - Jess P., Becker - Complete
I believe reviews
Abby is gone... but she's not. Connor still needs her. Slight Cameo from Torchwood's Ianto Jones and Tosh at the end. Death really is the next great adventure. WARNING: CHARACTER DEATH
Primeval - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,045 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 1 - Published: 12/26/2011 - Abby M., Connor T. - Complete
Candlelight and Cuddles reviews
Summery: Paperwork, a violent storm and dinner lead to something more.
Primeval - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,749 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/26/2011 - Jess P., J. Lester - Complete
Sneaking Kisses reviews
Summery: Becker is recovering from his Therocephalian bite at home and he's not a very patient patient. Spoilers for series 4.
Primeval - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,296 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 3 - Published: 12/26/2011 - Jess P., Becker - Complete
Birthday Boy reviews
They have lives...Facebook...and everyone has a birthday! Here's another Becker-centric story about how sometimes, it's just impossible to keep it from everyone. Not slash.
Primeval - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,251 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/5/2011 - Becker, Connor T.
Bandage Art: Missing scene from series 5 episode 1 reviews
Just a little outtake from the medical bay between Connor and Becker at the end of 5.1 Rating T for a few bad words. Spoilers for 5.1
Primeval - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,033 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 22 - Published: 7/29/2011 - Connor T., Becker - Complete
Missing Scene: Foundling Chapter 3 point 5 reviews
This is a little bit of fluff set in my story Foundling between chapter 3 and 4. You don't have to read that to follow this but it would help. Basically, Abby gets tired of going slow...
Primeval - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,099 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 1 - Published: 7/22/2011 - Abby M., Connor T.
Stepping Stones reviews
Lester owes her, and when he gets the call about restarting the ARC he has to make a call of his own. AU from Series 3. Sequel to 'Annoyance Squared' and 'Much Ado About Something'.
Primeval - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,691 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 4 - Published: 7/19/2011 - J. Lester, Christine J.
Never Let Go reviews
Jess can't sleep after the events in the series 5 finale so she visits a friend. Purely some Jess/Becker fluff. Spoilers for series 5.
Primeval - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,719 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 7 - Published: 7/19/2011 - Jess P., Becker - Complete
Annoyance Squared reviews
Sid and Nancy do something that has Lester *very* annoyed at them. AU after Series 3. You really should read "Much Ado About Something" to understand why certain people are getting along. Sequel: "Stepping Stones".
Primeval - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,148 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/7/2011 - J. Lester, Christine J. - Complete
Much Ado About Something reviews
Minister Whitehall's recently divorced daughter is on the prowl again. She's decided she wants her third husband to have a title and Sir James Lester has no other option than to fight fire with fire. Spoilers for series 1-3. Sequel: "Annoyance Squared".
Primeval - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 13,948 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 4 - Updated: 7/7/2011 - Published: 6/18/2011 - J. Lester, Christine J. - Complete
Complicated reviews
Abby has a long term secret and when she finds out she's pregnant, she has to tell Connor. Connor/Abby and Abby/James
Primeval - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 17,244 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 6/10/2011 - Published: 6/8/2011 - Abby M., Connor T.
The Time Traveler's Wife reviews
Matt needed to know what became of Emily and when he gets his answer...there's no other choice. He has to save her. Matt/Emily with a sprinkling of Connor/Abby and Becker/Jess. Some bad language and abuse. Nothing graphic.
Primeval - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,989 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/8/2011 - Matt A., Emily - Complete