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Joined 07-30-10, id: 2472140, Profile Updated: 04-26-11
Author has written 6 stories for Maximum Ride, Japanese Mythology, Greek Mythology, and Scene.

im 15 i turn 16 on september 26, i live in north carolina and go to college and highschool at the same time. im really hyper so if things don't really make sense it 's probaly because i got excited and mixed my words up. btw my real name is Rachel.

my favorites

bands: boyslikegirls, paramore, evenesence, flyleaf, skillet, anarbor, taylor swift, carrie underwood.

songs: those nights: skillet, heels over head; boys like girls, hero/heroine: boys like girls, 5 minutes to midnight: buoys like girls, crushcrushcrush: paramore, miery business; paramore, all around me: flyleaf, everybodys fool: evanescence, bring me to life: evanescence. mine: taylor swift, so small: carrie underwood, you belong with me: taylor swift, temporary home: carrie underwood, ridin' solo: jason delero, break your heart: taio cruz and a bunch more.

books series: Maxiumum ride, Percy Jackson and the Olympians, Warriors, Hunger Games, Song of the Lioness, Immortals, Protector of the Small, Vampire Kisses, House of the Night, Parthalon, Strange Angels, Hush Hush, rangers apprentice, sweep, and a bunch more.

colors: aqua blue, black, hot pink, pale orange, lime green, soft yellow, burgandy, dark and pale purple.

sports: horse back riding, football (i kick butt, heck yeah), baseball, running.

least fav sports that i cant play with out being hurt: basketball, soccor,volleyball.

You know you are clumsy when :D

1. you trip down the stairs AND up the stairs

2. you trip on air

3. you sprain your ankle while walking

4. you fall when you're standing up AND when you're sitting down

5. trying to walk in a straight line without tripping over you're feet is impossible and makes your head hurt

6. walking in heels is literally a life risking choice

7. when asked to stand on one foot you end up on your butt

8. you accidentally bump into people (a lot) even if you did see them coming

9. your food always ends up in your lap and your drinks always manage to spill all over the table

10. you break your foot in a pool while playing a really mellow game of marco pollo

if yous...

If you love Max Ride and cannot live without it, post this in your profile.

If you have ever seen a movie (or show) so many times that you can quote it word for word, And you do so at random moments; copy and paste this in you're profile

If you think Max and Fang should get together now copy and paste this into your profile.

If you relate everything to Maximum Ride, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you still laugh rereading Maximum Ride, copy and paste this onto your profile

If you wish that you could fly so much it hurts, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you absolutely KILLED yourself laughing when Gazzy said "'I vill now destroy de Snickurs bahrs!' then copy this to your profile!

If you've ever imagined killing off a fictional character to steal her fictional boyfriend, copy this in your profile

If James Patterson needs to get it all together, copy and paste this into your profile

If you are obsessively, uncontrolably, in love with Fang, post this in your profile

If you love the whole blind, pyro, mutant, baker thing about Iggy, post this in your profile.

If you would kill to have wings, post this in your profile.

If you have/wish you had a dog, and wish he could talk like Total, copy this onto your profile.

If you have the release date of MR7, ANGEL, marked on your calendar, copy and paste this onto your profile. (March 2011!)

If you are like Max, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you relate everything to Maximum Ride, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you still laugh re-reading Maximum Ride, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you want to see Maximum Ride (the movie) on the first day it comes out, copy and paste this onto your profile. (midnight premiere, baby!)

If you think Max and Fang should just get over themselves and get together already, copy and paste this into your profile.

If your friends think you’re crazy for reading a book about six flying kids (and their talking dog), and you don’t care, copy and paste this is your profile.

If you are SO obsessed with Maximum Ride that it is not even FUNNY anymore, post this in your profile.

If you are a Maximum Ride Fanatic, put this on your profile.

If you think Fang is a stud, put this on your profile.

If Faxness is one of your obsessions, post this in your profile.

If you've ever wished you could go into a book and strangle some of the characters for being so incredibly dumb, copy and paste this into your profile. (FANG SPOILERS: I want to strangle Fang. For leaving Max. Jerk.)

If your view on Maximum Ride is that there are much worse things you could be addicted to, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you repeatedly read page 203 in The Battle of the Labyrinth, copy and paste this in your profile.

If you eat, sleep, and breath Percabeth copy this to your profile.

If you're in love with a fictional character copy this to your profile. (FANG!!! PERCY!!!!)

If you've been caught for reading in class for multible times copy and paste this to your profile.

If you dream of going to Camp Half-Blood copy this to your profile.

If you want to push Rachel Elizabeth Dare off a cliff, copy and paste this to your profile (make sure she's dead first!)

If you think that people who don't like PJO are crazy/stupid/losers, copy this into your profile.

If you think that the PJO series is the best series ever paste this to your profile

If you really, really hate when people tell you to read stupid books when you could be reading PJO, copy this into your profile

If you think it's stupid that Poseidon and Athena try to get between Percabeth, copy & paste this to your profile.

IF YOU HATE PRACHEL AND LUKEABETH, COPY AND PASTE THIS ONTO YOUR PROFILE!

If you have pulled a Max: You have made a snap decision and decided to do it without thinking it through first.

If you have pulled a Fang: You have sneaked up behind someone without them noticing, making it seem like you came out of nowhere.

If you have pulled an Iggy: You have run into an inanimate object without realizing it was there. This could include, poles, wall, doors, tables, etc.

If you have pulled a Nudge: You have talked about something nonstop for the past five minutes, not allowing anyone else to speak. This is also known as rambling.

You Know You’re Obsessed With Percy Jackson When…

-You go to the Empire State Building and you ask for the 600th Floor.

-There’s a thunderstorm going on and you scream, “CALM DOWN, ZEUS!”

-Every time you use the Internet, you thank Hermes.

-You burn food to see if it smells good.

-You see an owl, you go, “Hi Athena!”

-Everyone else is creating a Twilightfamily and you create a PJO family.

-You go on a cruise and you hope the boat isn’t The Princess Andromeda…

-You sometimes try to control water.

-You don't read anything but PJO for 3 months.

-You've gone to Google maps and looked up Camp Half-Blood’s address.

-Even though notdiagnosed, you claim you have ADHD or dyslexia and blame it
on your God parent. (I ACTUALLY HAVE ADHD AND SOME DISLEXIA "the dislexia was big when i was little")

-You yell "Annabeth!" everytime you see a NY Yankees hat.

-Anytime you see an orange shirt, you look at the front of it to see if it is
a Camp shirt.

-You are a PJO character for Halloween.

-Recite lines randomly from the books.

-When you see/hear about anything myhtology-related, you talk about how it
was in PJO (what page, book, etc.) and what happened to it.(all the time!)

-Buy anything New York or San Francisco-related.

-You are suddenly obsessed with Adidas shoes because they have the Hermes
symbol.

-You claim that Percy IS real and lives in New York no matter how much your friends argue with you.

-You have dreams about PJO characters/events.

-You carry a ballpoint pen in your pocket.

-That everytime you pick up a pen, you think it'll turn into a sword.

-In the beginning of your first History class, you burst out "Will we be
studying Greek mythology?!" (I actually did this in 8th, 9th, and 10th grade "tenth was world lit though")

-You pretend (or actually) faint when someone asks "Who's Percy?"

-When someone mentions the name Percy (like Percy Weasley) you scream
"JACKSON!"

-You are known to scream names of the characters at random times.

-You've got any copy of any book in all your backpacks/binders incase of
emergencies (I’ve got excerts save on my ipod:D)

You Know You're Obsessed With Maximum Ride When...

1.You're friends think you're crazy for being obseessed with six flying kids and their talking dog.
2. You see someone in a white lab coat then run off screaming.
3. You've called one of your siblings/friends/family members Max, Fang, Iggy, Nudge, Gazzy, or Angel. (i called my dog Fang.)
4. You refuse to talk to anyone who's named Ari. (he's actually kinda cool... but he's not my fave.)
5. You claim you have wings.
6. You drool when you hear the word 'Fang'. (i'm doing it right now...)
7. You daydream about meeting the flock.
8. You've reread Maximum Ride about 3 times or more. (try 287594939362359 times! Approximately...)
9. You look for the flock's theme songs and get excited when you find one that fits perfect.
10. You study about birds.
11. You hate science class/refuse to dissect any type of animal. (too late!)
12. You have a crush on Iggy or Fang or both.
13. You read Fang's blog daily. Even though you know it's JP talking. (nothing you can prove!)
14. You're waiting for your 'Nick Ride'. (mmmmmmm... Eric is seriously hot... did i say that out loud!)
15. You are counting down the days for the next book. (Which is coming out February of 2011!)
16. You will go to the first opening for the movie, even if it's at midnight.
17. You look in the mirror cautiously to make sure your reflection is not an Eraser.
18. You hate dog crates.
19. You think scientists are evil. (not all of them!)
20. You argue with people if Max is a girl's name or a guy's.
21. When you’re spending the night at a friend's, you say you'll take first watch.
22. You've found a new respect for blind people.
23. You think MR is the best series ever and you want to meet James Patterson, author. (you're good!)
24. You say 'U and A’ a lot.
25. You think you have a Voice like Max. (i know I have a Voice!)
26. You've gotten your Online Friends hooked on it. (let's see... 1...2...3...)
27. You use sarcastic remarks from MR. (i use them on my teachers!)
28. You know what 'Fax' is. (how could i not!)
29. You were one of the characters from MR for Halloween. (that's this year's costume!)
30. You claim to have brain attacks. (I seriously had one at school!)
31. You protect your thoughts. Angel might be reading them. ( i keep them hidden well. that's why no one can tell what i'm thinking when i talk. i'm like freaking Fang in that sense!)
32. You give a crazy look to people who don't know what MR is.
33. You daydream of flying. (Three times!)
34. You love chocolate chip cookies. (i hate chocolate, so no.)
35. You seriously felt like you were in the book.
36. If you want to become a writer because of MR
37. If they make a poster, shirt, key-chain, button, anything MR you will buy it.
38. If you love Fan-fiction. (I'm here, aren't I?)
39. In school, it's hard to concentrate because you're thinking of Maximum Ride. (I flunked a test because of it!)
40. You want a talking dog.

funnys:

The white man said, "Colored people are not allowed here." The black man turned around and stood up. He then said: "Listen sir...when I was born I was BLACK, When I grew up I was BLACK, When I'm sick I'm BLACK, When I go in the sun I'm BLACK, When I'm cold I'm BLACK, When I die I'll be BLACK. But you sir, When you're born you're PINK, When you grow up you're WHITE, When you're sick, you're GREEN, When you go in the sun you turn RED, When you're cold you turn BLUE, And when you die you turn PURPLE. And you have the nerve to call me colored?" The black man then sat back down and the white man walked away...
Post this on your profile if you hate racism.

awesomes

Girls
are like
apples on trees.
The best ones are
at the top of the tree.The
boys dont want to reach
for the good ones because they
are afraid of falling and getting hurt.
Instead, they just get the rotten apples
from the ground that aren't as good,
but easy. So the apples at the top think
something is wrong with them, when in
reality, they're amazing. They just
have to wait for the right boy to
come along, the one who's
brave enough to
climb all
the way
to the top

stupid things

bold are events that I have done.

1. Forgot to put the lid on the blender, turned it on, and had everything fly out
2. Gotten your head stuck between the stair rails
3. Broken a chair by leaning back in it( it was already broken)
4. Had gum fall out of your mouth while you were talking
5. Choked on your own spit while you were talking
6. Had people tell you that you are blonde when you're not/or had had people tell you that your blonde highlights are going to your head
7. Been caught staring at your crush by your crush him/herself
8. Have looked for something for at least 10 min then realized it was in your hand (or in your pocket)
9. Tried to push open a door that said pull
10. Tried to pull open a door that said push
11. Have actually believed someone when they said that they knew how to make a love potion
12. Have hit yourself in the process of trying to hit something else (yep)
13. Have tripped and fallen UP the stairs (we got steep stairs at the college)
14. Have actually exploded marshmallows in the microwave
15. Have gotten gum stuck in your hair
16. Had gum fall out of your mouth while trying to blow a bubble
17. Have had the juice from a mini tomato squirt out and hit somebody else when you bit into it
18. Have had your drink come out your nose because you were laughing so hard
19. Have called one of your good friends by the wrong name
20. Have skinned your toe because you were playing soccer or kickball with flip flops on or you were barefoot
21. Have put a sticker on your forehead, forgot it was there, and went out in public with it on
22. Have fallen out of a moving vehicle.
23. Have run into a closed door
24. Have almost shot someone with a real gun while trying to shoot something else
25. Searched for your cell phone while you were talking on it
26. It has taken you longer than 5 min to get a joke (yeah and ppl call me stien for einstien lol)
27. Have gotten your hair stuck in a blow dryer
28. Have gotten your hair stuck in a fan
29. Tripped on a crack in the sidewalk (EVERY DAY CEPT FRIDAY AND THE WEEKEND THEN I DONT HAVE TO GO THAT WAY)
30. Said o'clock after saying how many min after the hour, example: 5:30 o'clock, or 6:15 o'clock (HEY IT'S 8' O TEN YEP JANGOS SHOCK OF BRILLIANCE)
31. After someone told you that there was gum on the ground, you stepped in it
32. Put on a white shirt even though you already knew it was raining outside
33. Have ever walked up to a stranger because you thought they were someone else
34. Ever been kicked out of a grocery store/off their property
35. Touched the stove, the curling iron, a hot pan, etc on purpose even though you knew it was hot (NOPE IT WAS MY SISTER I DID IT ON ACCIDENT)
36. Picked out your change of clothes, took off the ones you had on and then accidentally put the old clothes back on
37. Wondered why something wasn't working then realized it wasn't plugged in (TOASTING WITH OUT A WORKIN TOASTER IS HARD)
38. Put the cereal in the fridge, or put the milk in the cupboard
39. Walked into a pole
40. Wore two different earrings or shoes by accident
41. Put your shirt on backwards/inside-out without realizing it then left your house (BASKET BALL SHORTS)
42. Tried to take a picture of your/someone's eye with the flash on (YEAH I NOT SO BRIGHT, THE LIGHT WAS THOUGH)
43. Gotten a ring stuck on your finger because you put it on even though you knew it was too small
44. Walked out of the bathroom with toilet paper stuck to your shoe without realizing it
45. Went to go do something/go get something, then when you got there forgot what is was that you were going to do.
46. Picked up someone else's drink and drank out of it by accident when your drink was right next to it (MY MOM DOES THIS ALL THE TIME THEN GETS MAD)
47. Fallen out of your chair while trying to pick something up (I TO LAZY TO GET UP SO YEAH)
48. Have poked yourself in the eye
49. Have gotten in the shower with your socks still on (IT WAS THE BATH TUB)
50. Melted your hairbrush while blow drying your hair,
51. Have done enough stupid things to make a test
52. Have accidentally stabbed yourself with a pencil
53. Have sung the wrong verse to a song without realizing it
54. Have given an odd answer to a question because you didn't hear the question in the first place and didn't feel like asking what it was
55. Told someone you were the wrong age because you seriously forgot how old you were (YEP EVERY MONTH)
56. Looked into an overhead light purposefully while it was on YEAH I LIIKE THE SPOTS)
57. Got up early and got ready for school/work/meeting, then realized that you didn't have school/work/meeting that day.
58. Have tripped on a cord after someone told you to watch out for it (ALL THE TIME)
60. Have ever laughed at a joke that no one else thought was funny or a movie
61. Done the Macarena to the electric slide or vice versa
62. Said funner, then had someone make fun of you for it
63. Have repeated yourself at least twice in the same sentence
64. Brought up an inside joke with the wrong person
65. Didn't do the backside of an assignment because you thought that there wasn't one because you had already looked and forgot that there was another side ( I WROTE A 6 PG STORY ONLY SUPPOSED TO BE ONE)
66. Did more work than you had to on an assignment because you didn't read the directions
67. Corrected someone's grammar/pronunciation then figured out that you were the one that was wrong
68. Put something in a special place so that you would remember where it was, then forgot where you put it (YEAH I FOUND 80 DOLLARS IN MY ROOM ONE TIME)
69. Put ice in your drink after the glass was full of liquid and had it splash out I SPILL ANYTHING AND EVERYTHING)
70. Told a lie then forgot what it was that you had said and got caught
71. When wearing goggles, you pulled them away from your face and let go so that they would come back and snap you in the face
72. Forgot to make sure that the lamp was off before you replaced the light bulb (I SAT A SNAIL ON TOP OF ONE, YEP IT MELTED)
73. Ran into a door jam( IDK WAT THIS IS BUT I RUN INTO EVERYTHING SO PROBLY YEAH)
74. Told someone that you hardly ever do stupid things, then immediately did/said something stupid
75. Told someone to watch out for something, then you were the one that ran into it (CONCRETE PILLARS)
76. Have purposely licked playground sand (NO I ATE GRASS)
77. Have purposely and repeatedly flicked yourself with a rubber band (YEP)
78. Gotten so hyper that someone actually thought you were drunk when you weren't (again ADHD)
79. Have been so hyper you actually scared people (yeah im adha wat u expect)
80. Put duct tape on your body then pulled it off to see if it would pull your hairs out (yep it hurts)
81. Put duct tape on your hair/someone else's hair then pulled it off (yep all the time)
82. Put a clothes pin/hair clip on your lip, figured out that it hurt, then did it again (every flippn' day)
83. Sat and wondered why men’s dress shirts have a loop on the back.( it so the wife can pull them where they want them to go wen they misbehave :D)
84. Made up a code name for someone so that you could talk about them to someone else and no one else would know who you were talking about (heather is chedder, joe is chase or the dog)
85. Have gotten a hairbrush stuck in your hair. (yep and a cone, and baling twine, and rubberbands)
86. Used the straw to blow the straw wrapper at someone (hasn't everyone)
87. Shaved your tongue because you thought your taste buds looked weird
88. When at a restaurant/cafeteria, you used your spoon to fling stuff at people(yes and flick water with out lunch cards)
89. Have flung forks at people in a restaurant/cafeteria(cicis attack of the flying forks)
90. Sucked on a cup and got a hickey from it.
91. As you were writing, you moved your head back and forth with your pen/pencil (always, same w video game controllers)
92. Have drawn finger puppets on your fingers then named them (not mine my friends)
93. Have wrapped someone in a roll of toilet paper (common activity at camp)
94. Have used somebody else's toothbrush without even realizing it wasn't yours
95. Started telling a story and forget what you were talking about or what happened in the story (constantly, its coming, hold on its coming...)
96. When you saw a ‘beware of dog’ sign, you told the owners to beware of the dogs not realizing they owned the dogs
97. You have spelled your own name wrong before
98. When lying in bed you look for pictures in the texture of the ceiling. (yep there is a gun, a squid, a submarine, a pionting finger, and i think theres more cant remember.)
99. Have used your calculator as a form of communication in class
100. Have popped a balloon in your mouth

STEROTYPES (I HATE THEM)

I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic.
I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists. (i'm kinda emo, more emo, goth, punk, rockerchick)

I'm a NEGRO so I MUST carry a gun.

I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a ditz
I'm JAMAICAN so I MUST smoke weed.
I'm HAITIAN so I MUST eat cat.
I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be sexy.
I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS.
I'm a LESBIAN, so I MUST have a sex-tape.
I'm ARAB or MUSLIM, so I MUST be a terrorist.
I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a jerk.
I'm a CHRISTAN, so I MUST think gay people should go to heck.
I'm a GAY RIGHTS SUPPORTER, so I WILL go to hell.
I'M RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat.
I'm ATHEIST so I MUST hate the world.
I don't have a RELIGION, so I MUST be evil and have no morals
I'm REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people. (I try to help poor people. Of course I care about them.)
I'm DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible.
I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay.
I TAKE (or used to take) ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants.
I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem.
I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenient store.
I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage. (Ha! Like a 5th.)
I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a jerk.
I'm a DANCER, so I must be stupid, stuck up, and a jerk.
I wear SKIRTS a lot, so I MUST be a slut.
I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs.
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob.
I WEAR BLACK SOMETIMES, so I MUST be a goth or emo.
I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend
I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars.
I'm NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy.
I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking jerk.
I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible slut.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals
I'm ITALIAN, so I must have a "big one".
I'm EGYPTIAN, so I must be a TERRORIST!
I'm PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virgin.
I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life.
I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention.
I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS so I MUST be looking for attention.
I'm INTO THEATER & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual. (BIG no!)
I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be dating them all.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GIRLS WHO ARE FRIENDS, so I MUST be a player. (I have a feeling this one is for guys)
I have Big BOOBS, so I MUST be a jerk.
I'm COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer.
I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a jerk.
I'm RUSSIAN, so I MUST be cool and thats how Russians roll.
I'm GERMAN, so I must be a Nazi.
I hang out with GAYS, so i must be GAY TOO
I'm BRAZILIAN, so I MUST have a BIG BUTT.
I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be conceited
I'm SALVADORIAN, so I MUST be in MS 13
I'm POLISH, so I MUST be greedy
I'm HAWAIIAN so I MUST be lazy
I'm PERUVIAN, so I MUST like llamas
Im a STONER so I MUST be going in the wrong direction
Im a VIRGIN so I MUST be a wierdo.
Im STRAIGHT EDGE so I must be violent.
I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly.. or crazy.
I'm BLACK so I MUST love fried chicken and kool-aid
I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat.
I'm SINGLE so I MUST be ugly.
I'm a SKATER so I must do weed and steal stuff
I'm a PUNK so I must only wear black and date only other punks
I'm ASIAN so I must be a NERD that does HOMEWORK 24/7
I'm CHRISTIAN so I MUST hate homosexuals.
I'm MIXED so I must be screwed up.
I'm MUSLIM so I MUST be a terrorist.
I'm in BAND, so I MUST be a dork.
I'm BLACK so I MUST believe JESUS WUZ A BROTHA
I'm MORMON so I MUST be perfect
I'm WHITE and have black friends so I MUST think I'm black.
I'm GOTH so I MUST worship the devil
I'm HISPANIC, so I MUST be dirty.
I'm NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser.
I'm OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST have a problem with self control.
I'm PREPPY, so I MUST shun those who don't wear Abercrombie & Hollister.
I'm on a DANCE team, so I must be stupid, stuck up, and a jerk.
I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive.
I'm MEXICAN, so I MUST have hopped the border.
I'm BLACK, so I MUST love watermelon
I'm BI, so I MUST think every person I see is hot.
I'm a GUY CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be gay.
I'm a PREP, so I MUST be rich.
I don't like the SUN so I MUST be an albino.
I have a lot of FRIENDS, so I MUST love to drink and party.
I WEAR TIGHT PANTS and I'm a guy, so I MUST be emo.
I couldn't hurt a FLY, So I MUST be a Wuss.
I support GAY RIGHTS, so I MUST fit in with everyone.
I hang out with teenage drinkers and smokers, so I MUST smoke and drink too.
I have ARTISTIC TALENT, so I MUST think little of those who don't.people)
I have a DIFFERENT sense of HUMOR, so I MUST be crazy.
I tell people OFF, so I MUST be an over controlling jerk
My hair gets GREASY a lot, so I MUST have no hygiene skills.
I'm DEFENSIVE, so I MUST be over controlling and a jerk.
I'm a NUDIST, so I MUST want everyone to see my boobs.
I READ COMICS, so I MUST be a loser
I hang out with a FORMER PROSTITUTE.. So I MUST be a jerk myself.
I'm TEXAN so I MUST ride a horse
I’m a GOTH, so I MUST be a Satanist
I’m a CROSSDRESSER, so I must be homosexual.
I'm INTELLIGENT so I MUST be weak. (YEAH IM NOT WEAK I CAN BREAK WRIST WITH MY BARE AHNDS YEAH THAT AINT WEAK)
I am AMERICAN so I MUST be obese, loud-mouthed and arrogant.
I'm WELSH so I MUST love sheep
I’m a YOUNG WRITER, so I MUST be emo.
I’m CANADIAN, so I MUST talk with a funny accent.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST ditch my pregnant girlfriend.
I'm CANADIAN, so I MUST love hockey and beavers and live in a igloo
I'm DISABLED, so I MUST be on Welfare.
I'm a FEMINIST, so I MUST have a problem with sexuality and I want to castrate every man on the earth.
I'm a TEENAGER, so I MUST have a STEREOTYPE.
I WEAR A BIG SUNHAT when I go outside, so I MUST be stupid.
I like BLOOD, so I must be a VAMPIRE.
I'm an ALBINO, so I MUST be an evil person with mental abilities and is A MURDERER!
I'm ENGLISH, so I MUST speak with either a cockney or a posh accent, love tea and cricket, and have bad teeth.
I’m WHITE, so I MUST be responsible for everything going wrong on the planet: past, present, and future
I don't like YAOI or YURI, so I must be a HOMOPHOBE
I’m not the most POPULAR person in school, so I MUST be a loser
I care about the ENVIRONMENT...I MUST be a tree hugging hippy
I have a FAN CHARACTER, so I MUST be an annoying Mary-sue.
I CHAT so I MUST be having cyber sex.
I'm PAGAN so I MUST sacrifice babies and drink the blood of virgins
I'm PAGAN so I MUST worship Satan
I'm CONSERVATIVE, so I MUST be against Abortion
I'm BLACK so MUST be able to dance
I'm SWEDISH so I MUST be a tall blond blue-eyed lesbian.
I'm a LESBIAN so I MUST want to get with every single girl that I see.
I like CARTOONS, so I MUST be IRRESPONSIBLE.
I like READING, so I MUST be a LONER.
I have my OWN spiritual ideology; therefore I MUST be WRONG or MISGUIDED.
I am WICCAN, so I MUST be a SATANIST.
I DISAGREE with my government, so I MUST be a TERRORIST. (Sometimes...)
I am a WITCH, so I MUST be and OLD HAG and fly on a broomstick.
I love YAOI, so I MUST be GAY.
I'm a PERSON, so I MUST be LABELED
I DON'T CURSE, so I MUST be an outcast
I like GAMES, ANIME and COMICS, so I MUST be childish
I'm SWEDISH, therefore I MUST be WHITE.
I SPOT GRAMMATICAL ERRORS, so I MUST be a pedantic nerd.
I'm GOTHIC, so I MUST be mean.
I’m STRONG so I MUST be stupid.
I'm Australian so I MUST hunt crocodiles and talk to kangaroo’s
I cry easily, so I MUST be a wimp.
I CAN'T HELP POINTING OUT MISTAKES so I MUST be an over-controlling perfectionist
I'm a PERFECTIONIST so I MUST check everything ten times, them burst into tears at one mistake
I DON' LIKE to talk about my personal life so I MUST be having problems. (I have no problems! It's just none of their buisness!)
I’m A GOOD LIAR, so I MUST be an actor/actress
I LIKE TO BE MYSELF, so I MUST be cocky and arrogant
I’m FRENCH, so I MUST be homosexual
I LOVE ANIMALS, so I MUST be a vegetarian
I’m a TREEHUGGER, so I MUST be a drug addicted hippie
I’m INTO JIMI HENDRIX, so I MUST be on drugs
I’m a MUSICIAN, so I MUST not be doing anything with my life
I'm PUNK, so I MUST cut my wrists
I'm IRISH, so I MUST be a alcoholic
I'm a GIRL, so I MUST be obsessed with boys and gossip

YOUR GUY SIDE:

You love hoodies
You love jeans.

Dogs are better than cats.
It's hilarious when people get hurt. (As long as nobody dies)
You've played with/against boys on a team. (Was the only girl, but it was fun!)

Shopping is torture.
Sad movies suck.
You own/ owned an X-Box.
You played with Hot wheels cars as a kid.
At some point in time, you wanted to be a firefighter
You own/owned a DS, PS2 or Sega.

You used to be obsessed with Power Rangers.
You watch sports on TV. (college basket ball)

Gory movies are cool.
You go to your dad for advice.
You own like a trillion baseball caps.
You like going to high school football games.
You used to/do collect football/baseball cards.
Baggy pants are cool to wear.
It's kind of weird to have sleepovers with a bunch of people.
Green, black, red, blue, or silver are one of your favorite colors. (Black, red, and purple)
You love to go crazy and not care what people think.
Sports are fun.
Talk with food in your mouth.

Sleep with your socks on at night.

TOTAL: 16

YOUR GIRL SIDE:
You wear lip gloss/stick. (Carmex and chapstick)
You love skirts.
Cats are better than dogs. (love them both!)
You love to shop.
You wear eyeliner.
You wear the color pink. (not a lot, but yeah: )

Go to your mom for advice.
Pink, yellow, orange, purple or gold is one of your favorite colors. (purple only)
You hate wearing the color (black how I love it!!)
You like hanging out at the shopping center.
You like getting manicures and/or pedicures.
You like wearing jewelry. (it is okay, my favorite thing is my grandmothers cameo)
Shopping is one of your favourite hobbies.
You don't like the movie Star Wars.
You were in gymnastics/dance. (I am on the dance team at school so I guess)

It takes you around/ more one hour to shower, get dressed and make-up.
You smile a lot more than you should. (I'm a crazy person)
You have more than 10 pairs of shoes.
You care about what you look like. (duhh!)

You like wearing dresses when you can
You like wearing body perfume.
You love the movies.
Used to play with dolls as little kid. (does ripping the heads off Barbie count??)
Like being the star of everything.

TOTAL: 13

Should I be worried I am more a guy that a girl but I am really a girl. Guess that is what happens when you are a tomboy :D

This is a story about God. Read if you believe in him, and read even if you don't.

A teenage girl about 17 named Diane had gone to visit some friends one evening and time passed quickly as each shared their various experiences of the past year. She ended up staying longer than planned, and had to walk home alone. She wasn't afraid because it was a small town and she lived only a few blocks away.

As she walked along under the tall elm trees, Diane asked God to keep her safe from harm and danger. When she reached the alley, which was a short cut to her house, she decided to take it. However, halfway down the alley she noticed a man standing at the end as though he were waiting for her. She became uneasy and began to pray, asking for God's protection. Instantly a comforting feeling of quietness and security wrapped round her, she felt as though someone was walking with her. When she reached the end of the alley, she walked right past the man and arrived home safely.

The following day, she read in the newspaper that a young girl had been raped in the same alley just twenty minutes after she had been there. Feeling overwhelmed by this tragedy and the fact that it could have been her, she began to weep. Thanking the Lord for her safety and to help this young woman, she decided to go to the police station. She felt she could recognize the man, so she told them her story. The police asked her if she would be willing to look at a lineup to see if she could identify him. She agreed and immediately pointed out the man she had seen in the alley the night before. When the man was told he had been identified, he immediately broke down and confessed. The officer thanked Diane for her bravery andasked if there was anything they could do for her. She asked if they would ask the man one question. Diane was curious as to why he had not attacked her. When the policeman asked him, he answered, "Because she wasn't alone. She had two tall men walking on either sideofher." Amazingly, whether you believe or not, you're never alone. Did you know that 98 of teenagers will not stand up for God, and 93 of the people that read this won’t repost it?

What a Boyfriend SHOULD do:

When she walks away from you mad
Follow her

When she stares at your mouth
Kiss her

When she pushes you or hits you
Grab her and don't let go

When she starts cussing at you
Kiss her and tell her you love her

When she's quiet
Ask her whats wrong

When she ignores you
Give her your attention

When she pulls away
Pull her back

When you see her at her worst
Tell her she's beautiful

When you see her start crying
Just hold her and don't say a word

When you see her walking
Sneak up andhugher waist from behind

When she's scared
Protect her

When she lays her head on your shoulder
Tilt her head up and kiss her

When she steals your favorite hat
Let her keep it and sleep with it for a night

When she teases you
Tease her back and make her laugh

When she doesn't answer for a long time
Reassure her that everything is okay

When she looks at you with doubt
Back yourself up

When she says that she likes you
she really does more than you could understand

When she grabs at your hands
Hold hers and play with her fingers

When she bumps into you
bump into her back and make her laugh

When she tells you a secret
keep it safe and untold

When she looks at you in your eyes
don't look away until she does

When she misses you
she's hurting inside

When you break her heart
the pain never really goes away

When she says its over
she still wants you to be hers

When she repost this bulletin
she wants you to read it -

Stay on the phone with her even if she's not saying anything.-

When she says she's okdon't believe it, talk with her- because 10 yrs later she'll remember you-

Call her at 12:00am on her birthday to tell her you love her-

Treat her like she's all that matters to you.-

Tease her and let her tease you back.-

Stay up all night with her when she's sick.-

Watch her favorite movie with her or her favorite show even if you think its stupid.-

Give her the world.-

Let her wear your clothes.-

When she's bored and sad, hang out with her.-

Let her know she's important.-

Kiss her in the pouring rain.-

When she runs up to you crying, the first thing you say is;
"Who's butt am I kicking?"

If you do post this in the next four minutes the one you love will :
Call you.
Kiss you.
Love you.
Text you.

1. YOUR REAL NAME: I won't tell you. But I will fill out the following with my fake-name: Raya Leigh

2. YOUR GANGSTA NAME:(first 3 letters of real name plus “izzle”): Rayizzle (How do you even pronounce that?)

3. YOUR DETECTIVE NAME: (fav color and fav animal): Purple Flying Fox (wow, a giant flying grapefruit?)

4. YOUR SOAP OPERA NAME: (middle name, and current street name): Lea Martin

5. YOUR STAR WARS NAME: (the first 3 letters of your last name, first 2 letters of your first name, last 3 letters of mom's maiden name): slarater (sl – uh – rate – er, COOL)

6. YOUR SUPERHERO NAME: (2nd favorite color, favorite drink): Black Dr. pepper (No, Just, No.)

7. YOUR ARAB NAME: (2nd letter of your first name, 3rd letter of your last name, any letter of your middle name, 2nd letter of your moms maiden name, 3rd letter of you dads middle name, 1st letter of a siblings first name, last letter of your moms middle name): Aalaray (Ah-la-ray, again cool)

8. YOUR GOTH NAME: (black, and the name of one your pets): Black Apollo (I like it!)

9. YOUR WITNESS PROTECTION NAME: (mothers middle name): Kay

10. YOUR ROCK STAR NAME: (something bad, favorite fruit) dying cantaloupe’s (okay that’s just odd)

11. YOUR PIRATE NAME: (third favorite color, pirate accessory) Red Sword

1. First thing you wash in the shower? Right Leg
2. What color is your favorite hoodie? I guess my orange Aeropostale one.
3. Do you plan outfits? No.
4. How are you feeling RIGHT now? A Numb butt.
5. Whats the closest thing to you that’s red? My laptop or the cut on my arm curtsey to my cat monster.
6. Do you say aim or a-i-m? A-I-M.
7. Tell me about the last dream you remember having? I could fly
8. Did you meet anybody new today? No.
9. What are you craving right now? White Chocolate
10. Do you floss? No.

11. What comes to mind when I say cabbage? Yummy, NOT, EWWWW!!!!!!!!!!
12. When was the last time you talked on aim? Don’t have one
13. Are you emotional? No, not really.
14. Would you dance to the taco song? Heck i will dance to any song
15. Have you ever counted to 1,000? I tried it once. Then I got bored and played in the mud.
16. Do you bite into your ice cream or just lick it? Depends on how hungary I am
17. Do you like your hair? Yeah somtomes wish it was black and longer.
18. Do you like yourself? Um...depends...
19. Have you ever met a celebrity? Kelly Picklers cousin worked for my dad and my cousin is a pro baseball player in Canada, and a different cousin played for NC State and led them to the championship, and I met jay Cox he plays for San Francisco.
20. Do you like cottage cheese? No
21. What are you listening to right now? TV

22. How many countries have you visited? One, Canada, but I am going to Australia and New Zealand in 2011
23. Are your parents strict? Only about grades
24. Would you go sky diving? No
25. Would you go out to eat with George W. Bush? Only if he was paying and I got to bring who ever I wanted
26. Would you throw potatoes at him? No. The least you can do is respect the former presidents of our country. However, it would be funny, But Russell peter would he is a comedian.
27. Is there anything sparkly in the room you’re in? Yes the Christmas tree
28. Have you ever been in a castle? HA! There are no castles in America. But I will repel down one in new Zealand.
39. Do you rent movies often? Yep.
30. Who sits in behind you in your math class? Don’t have one this semester
31. Have you made a prank phone call? Yes. Then I remembered cell phones had caller ID. Yeah, that was a stupid move on my part.
32. Do you own a gun? Yes, and Two Bow’s a long bow and a compound bow, and one long sword, a short sword and a dagger, plus about 8 pocket knifes.
33. Can you count backwards from 74? Yeah.
34. Who are you going to be with tonight? Mom and Dad, monster and Eli) (my catz). We're not going anywhere.
35. Brown or white eggs? Both

36. Do you own something from Hot Topic? No, I wish, my mom is afraid of that store, grrrr!!!
37. Ever been on a train? No.
38. Ever been in love? Nope!
39. Do you have a cell-phone? Yes.
40. Are you too forgiving? I wouldn't say too forgiving
41. Do you use chap-stick? Duh. My lips look like a desert in winter if I don't.
42. What is your best friend doing tomorrow? Idk its Christmas Break
43. Can you use chop sticks? No.I don't plan to try. I would probably blind myself
44. Ever have cream puffs? No...
45. Have you ever seen The Butterfly Effect? Uhhhhhh????????????
46. What was the last question you asked? What is the Butterfly Effect
48. What was the last CD you bought? Trans Siberian Orchestra

49. Boys or girls? Like: boys. Like as if they were my sisters: Girls. I'm not a lesbian.
50. What is your bus number for school? Are you NUTS? I'm not going to post that!!!!!!!!
51. Is your hair curly? Nope.
52. Last time you cried? Today.
53. Ever walked into a wall? Several times, every morning
54. Do looks matter? Uh, no. It helps. But if a guy is nice, I don't care if he's ugly or not.
55. Have you ever bought anything from Pac Sun? No but I want too
56. Have you ever slapped someone? Only playfully, and I didn't make it hurt. But oh, I sooo want to sometimes! Some people are just idiots.
57. Favorite time of the year? Winter. I love the snow even though we don’t get it.
58. Favorite color? Purple.
59. Are you sarcastic? No! Sarcastic? Me? No way!
60. Do you have any tattoos? No. I don't plan to either.
61. The last person you held hands with? I have no clue
62. Do you sleep with the TV on? No. It's a waste of electicity, plus I can't sleep if it's on.
64. Do you hate or dislike more than 3 people? Yes.
65. Do you like your life right now? Yes. But my dad is supposed to die in 3 years so I guess I always have that shadow looming over me.

66. How often do you talk on the phone? Every once in a while. I would rather text.
67. What is your favorite animal? Wolfs, cats, flying fox’s and the wood chucking woodchucks that chuch the old mans wood.
68. What was the most recent thing you bought? A blue shirt from old navy, a owl shirt from Aeropostale, and a black patch pocketbook (consignment shop).
69. Do you have good vision? No I am as blind as a bat without its echolocation
70. Can you hula hoop? Yep on my neck, arms,ankles, legs, and hips
71. Could you ever forgive a cheater? No
72. Do you have a job? I scoop poop every day, does that count?
73. Can you handle the truth? I'd rather be told the truth then lies.
74. What are you wearing? My PJs.

75. Have you ever crawled through a window? Yep, picnics on the roof are really fun.

YOU KNOW YOU'RE AN AUTHOR IF... (Bold the ones you are)

You talk to yourself a lot. (I hold conversations with myself all the time.)

You talk to yourself about talking to yourself.

When you talk to yourself you often talk to yourself like you're talking to someone else.

After uttering a profound piece of wisdom like that above, you stare at the cookie in your hand with awe and say, "Wow,this stuff is great for sugar highs...'

You live off of sugar and caffeine.

You'll check your e-mail every day of the week and then disappear off the face of the earth.

You're e-mails tend to be pages long and incredibly random.

When replying to an e-mail, you'll never actually address the point of it. (if I do it looks like this :sdfghjhgjgbjukj

You tend to collect Bic Stics off the ground like picking pennies off the ground.

No matter where you are in a room you never have to get up to find a pen/pencil and paper.

The letters on your keyboard are wearing off.

Your friends and family think that you have carpal tunnel syndrome.

People think you have A.D.D. (I have ADHD?)

You think it'd be cool to have A.D.D. (I have ADHD)

You constantly start talking in third person, present or past tense.

You start thinking about making lists like this and start giggling for no "apparent" reason.

Your friends stopped looking at you funny for no apparent reason a loooooong time ago.

During a time of day, you think; "I need to write."

Fav quotes (books, movies, TV shows)

That's Captain, like captain of a ship. And Terror, T-E-R-O-R. --Gazzy, Maximum Ride.

I look like prep school Barbie. looks at Max Actually, you look like prep school Barbie. I'm just her friend. --Nudge, Maximum Ride

BIRDSEED!! They gave us BIRDSEED!! --Nudge, Maximum Ride

I vill now destroy de Snickurs bahrs! --Gazzy, Maximum Ride

South America. It'll be warm. They have llamas. You like llamas. --Max, Maximum Ride

'How did you know it wasn't me?' 'She offered to cook breakfast.' --Max andFang, Maximum Ride

You're...a...fridge...with...wings...we're...ballet...dancers! --Fang, Maximum Ride

Those wacky Brits called fries 'chips.' And potato chips were 'crisps.' And cookies were 'biscuits.' I had no idea what real biscuits were called. Wangdoodles? --Max, Maximum Ride

'Meaningwhat? We're going to pretend like nothing's going on? That's stupid. The only way to deal with any of this is to get it out there in the open.' 'Have you been watching Oprah again?' --Fang andMax, Maximum Ride

Baily! Come quick! There's aglea blooming off the portside - it's ballatery symmetric! -Cody in Suite Life on Deck.

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The name of the game is Fax by TwilightloveandFaximumRide reviews
Fax. Fax, Fax, Fax, Fax, with a bit of Eggy/Illa. That's all there is to say. Fax. Rated T for, well, Fax.
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 28 - Words: 29,664 - Reviews: 857 - Favs: 301 - Follows: 297 - Updated: 4/9/2014 - Published: 6/1/2009 - Fang, Max
A side not seen by Kimoura.J reviews
Max and Fang both go to a performing arts school. Fang doesn't know Max yet but when he meets her will he be able to stop thinking about her? When in a performing Arts school everything is a hell of a whole lot better! Please Read.
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 17 - Words: 14,607 - Reviews: 142 - Favs: 77 - Follows: 108 - Updated: 2/1/2013 - Published: 7/19/2010 - Max, Fang
Secrets Unkept by Fanged reviews
Maximum Ride is new to school. She meets Nudge, Ella, Iggy, and Gazzy, and Fang, the instantly become friends. But, when Max and Fang look like they might really get together, Max has to spill her secret: she's being abused. T for violence and language
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 40 - Words: 42,175 - Reviews: 886 - Favs: 251 - Follows: 249 - Updated: 10/29/2012 - Published: 7/18/2010 - Max, Fang
High School Ride by Xx-Erin-xX-AthrunxCagallifan reviews
All human. Max and her mum and sister have moved to Arizona much to Max's dismay. She doesn't believe that Arizona will have anything to offer her, until she meets Nick Ride, Fang, and his friends and family who call themselves a 'Flock'
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 81 - Words: 262,365 - Reviews: 4892 - Favs: 1,172 - Follows: 960 - Updated: 7/8/2012 - Published: 1/17/2009 - Max, Fang
Truth or Dare: Percy Jackson style! by Puckabrina-Percabeth-Fax101 reviews
What happens when you play a simple game of truth or dare? What happens when you throw a few demi-god's into the mix? Extreme dares, an awesome prank, a little romance and...a shirtless Percy?
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 7 - Words: 8,492 - Reviews: 338 - Favs: 162 - Follows: 137 - Updated: 4/9/2012 - Published: 2/26/2010
Summer 2010 by CantStopWontStopShipping reviews
Fang's family always rents the house next to Max's for the whole summer. Neither takes much notice in the other until the summer they are both 16. Now they become friends and maybe more, but you never know what will happen at the end of Summer 2010.
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 15 - Words: 22,103 - Reviews: 446 - Favs: 192 - Follows: 192 - Updated: 1/1/2012 - Published: 6/20/2010 - Fang, Max
Followed by laurel alex reviews
Max is starting school in Washington state. Her and her mom have never seemed to fit in with everyone - maybe because Max has wings? Nope, that's not it. But what happen's when Max meets a boy, Fang, who she can't seem to understand? Summary sux. FAX!
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Romance/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 21 - Words: 15,998 - Reviews: 216 - Favs: 93 - Follows: 83 - Updated: 3/21/2011 - Published: 3/12/2010 - Max, Fang
Almost Gone by laurel alex reviews
Max, 15 years old, moves to sunny Miami from her home in DC where she meets a 16 year old Fang who's like no other boy she's ever met.Summarry reallyyyyy sux. All human, FAX FAX FAX! please R&R thank you!
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 8 - Words: 7,407 - Reviews: 107 - Favs: 72 - Follows: 84 - Updated: 3/21/2011 - Published: 6/8/2010 - Max, Fang
Daddy's Home Part 2 by The Girl With The Silly Smile reviews
Same Summary As Daddy's Home Part 1
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 18 - Words: 18,392 - Reviews: 88 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 3/4/2011 - Published: 8/2/2010 - Max, Fang - Complete
My Real Life by laurel alex reviews
Max is a normal teenager attending high school in Arizona. She has an amazing boyfriend she's popular and good-lookin. She has everything in life until a mysterious boy enters her world and explains to her that she's more than she thinks...
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Romance/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 21 - Words: 17,234 - Reviews: 178 - Favs: 64 - Follows: 61 - Updated: 1/7/2011 - Published: 2/27/2010 - Max, Fang
We Stand Together, Always by kdkkkkkkkwkkqqwkdk reviews
MAX AND FANG! Nothing with the flock is ever easy, the world is saved, and things have finally been easy for them, until now. They find out that Itex is creating a huge army to take out the flock. Many things get in their way to save the world again. FAX!
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 38 - Words: 42,897 - Reviews: 80 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 12/2/2010 - Published: 4/22/2010 - Max, Fang
Battle Scars by Percabethis4ever reviews
Annabeth is best friends with Percy. But she is afraid to tell Percy she loves him because she doesnt want there relationship to end. But as she was getting the courage to tell percy, a great war comes and nearly destroys camp half-blood.Can she tell him?
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 23 - Words: 13,650 - Reviews: 83 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 11/8/2010 - Published: 7/22/2010 - Annabeth C., Percy J.
Mutants In Australia by Welsh Gem reviews
Max and Fang's kids are fourteen and off to Australia for a new mission to help save a new breed of kangaroos. But, as this is MR we're on about, something is wrong. Part two of the Wings Trilogy. What ever I say about how Max saved the world is fake. R&R
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Mystery - Chapters: 5 - Words: 9,368 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 11/3/2010 - Published: 9/20/2010
Crying on the Inside by Mollypolly55 reviews
I love Fang, I really do. I hope he still loves me after he finds out. We uh, kinda made love/did the dirty. But I have no clue what to do now! I'm sorta pregnant.. What do I do! Who do I tell! What about the flock! Most immportantly what about the baby?
Maximum Ride - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 56 - Words: 58,951 - Reviews: 464 - Favs: 264 - Follows: 139 - Updated: 10/26/2010 - Published: 1/23/2010 - Max, Fang - Complete
You Dont Know Me by Percabethis4ever reviews
Annabeth accuses Percy that he cheated on her so she leaves him. but she realizes that she loves Percy again and she wants to get him back. But now when she sees percy again he is dating Rachel. What will she do? Percabeth! XD
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 26 - Words: 19,244 - Reviews: 200 - Favs: 83 - Follows: 53 - Updated: 10/18/2010 - Published: 8/5/2010 - Annabeth C., Percy J. - Complete
Fang's Return by Welsh Gem reviews
Fang has returned to the flock with his own. The flock try to start new but danger is lurking in every corner. FAX and no spoilers for Angel:A Maximum Ride Novel. I suck at summaries. READ IT. Part one of the Wings Triolgy.
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 15 - Words: 18,637 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 10/16/2010 - Published: 8/2/2010 - Max, Fang - Complete
Maximum Ride Book 7 by EmpressOfSarcasm reviews
*SPOILER ALERT!* My version of what would happen in MR7. Max has a dark secret that could change everything. Fang gets his own flock and *GASPS* returns! New mutants, betrayals, and love! Fax. Eggy. Other OC pairings. No sequel, sorry. :S
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 48 - Words: 38,527 - Reviews: 185 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 9/30/2010 - Published: 7/29/2010 - Max, Fang - Complete
The Stranger by The Man Outside Your Window reviews
Maximum Ride had her memory removed a year ago, thinking her flock and Fang to be dead. But what happens when a dark teenage boy appears, seemingly stalking her? What does he want? And why does something seem familiar...
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 3,630 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 9/29/2010 - Published: 8/3/2010 - Max, Fang
New Love For Max? by CantStopWontStopShipping reviews
Max is dating Sam who abuses her, but when Fang moves in he brings broken hearts, broken bones, and broken relationships. But will a terrible plot destroy both Max and Fang before they figure out their true feelings? not cliche as it may seem, FAX
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 29 - Words: 44,274 - Reviews: 423 - Favs: 144 - Follows: 98 - Updated: 9/6/2010 - Published: 11/10/2009 - Complete
Get up and face it by AnnaMapple reviews
Max gets a new life, one she doesn't like till she meets fang... FAX!
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 54 - Words: 53,908 - Reviews: 328 - Favs: 110 - Follows: 58 - Updated: 8/24/2010 - Published: 4/7/2010 - Max, Fang - Complete
Angel's Predicions by FantasyAddict97-10 reviews
The Flock goes to Haiti to help earthquake victons-but Angel's predicion could change everything in an instant.
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 23 - Words: 24,395 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 8/22/2010 - Published: 1/26/2010 - Complete
THe strange Affairs of Maximum Ride by Hunter Alexander Crane reviews
so it's been ten years since Fang's return, Max and Fang are happily married and don't plan on having kids anytime soon. but what happens when Fang dares Max to drink a bottle of Sprite but it turns out to be Champagne? Major Faxness and Eggy! postponed.
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Romance/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 6 - Words: 1,820 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 8/3/2010 - Published: 7/8/2010
max and fang fight by ThisLoserLovesYooh reviews
way before jeb disappered and the flock still lived with him, max and fang used to to train togther. what happens when someone gets hurt? ONESHOT!
Maximum Ride - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 992 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/2/2010 - Max, Fang - Complete
Daddy's Home by The Girl With The Silly Smile reviews
Max's Dad Left Ten Years Ago When She Was Six. Now She's Stuk With Her Abusive Step-Mom. Can She Escape? She Only Has About Enough Time As She Has Scars On Her Body. Summary Sucks. R&R ?
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Drama/Tragedy - Chapters: 21 - Words: 12,255 - Reviews: 140 - Favs: 70 - Follows: 33 - Updated: 8/2/2010 - Published: 7/15/2010 - Max, Fang - Complete
The Beach Scene by CantStopWontStopShipping reviews
This is a rewrite of when max first kissed Fang, in The Angel Experiment. As if they hadn't left right after, and stayed the night at the beach. Fax!
Maximum Ride - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 970 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/23/2010 - Fang, Max - Complete
Diary of a Lovesick Mutant by Phoenix Fanatic reviews
Ever wonder what it's like to be inside Fang's head? Follow Fang's diary as he attempts to tell Max he loves her in just one year, while also trying to save his neck. It's hard to be a guy...Fax. Complete.
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 62 - Words: 239,551 - Reviews: 8203 - Favs: 1,826 - Follows: 705 - Updated: 6/12/2010 - Published: 6/2/2009 - Fang, Max - Complete
Dear Fang, I miss you, I love you by CantStopWontStopShipping reviews
The world is saved, the Flock is happy, max is not with Fang. One day Jeb finds Fang's dad. When he leaves Max is devastated, she had finally realized she loved him but now hes gone. she writes him a letter. FAX!
Maximum Ride - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 5 - Words: 4,501 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 5/30/2010 - Published: 2/26/2010 - Max, Fang - Complete
Max Fang 4ever by FantasyAddict97-10 reviews
When Max catches Iggy and Ella kissing and gets mad, they set out to get her and Fang together. They have s sercrete weapon: a six-year-old mind reader/mind-controllor. Rated T to be safe.
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 17 - Words: 19,622 - Reviews: 112 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 5/19/2010 - Published: 2/5/2010 - Complete
Love Games by Sami Nyckole reviews
Max is begining a new year of highschool. And just because she has wings doesnt mean she doesnt have boy drama. The summary really suxx but THE BOOK IS WAY BETTER so please read it and REVIEWWW! FAX! and some MIGGY! max and iggy haha please read!
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Romance/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,341 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 4/25/2010 - Published: 4/11/2010
You are the one by Sami Nyckole reviews
Max is a stubborn teen living with her mom and her sister Ella when Fang a new guy at school turns her life upside down. The book is way better than the summary and the title so please READ IT AND REVIEW IT! R&R! Major FAXNESSSS!
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Romance/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 9 - Words: 3,599 - Reviews: 68 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 4/13/2010 - Published: 3/14/2010 - Max, Fang
The Ultimate Faxness by PrepGonePunk95 reviews
Max and Fang realize just how much they love each other. Max's brain attacks make a sudden reappearence while Itex has built a new school, have brought back some wicked strong hybrids and made a clone of someone who hates Max. LOTS OF FAXNESS!
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 95 - Words: 128,267 - Reviews: 1190 - Favs: 243 - Follows: 89 - Updated: 10/31/2007 - Published: 8/27/2007 - Complete
Fang's Blog by IllaSc reviews
There are three reasons to read this fic. 1 It's good. Duh. 2 It follows the Flock as chronicled in Fang's Blog. Today they're going to a Halloween party. Coincidence? I think not. 3 You know this fic, I just changed its name. HOMECOMING IS BACK!
Maximum Ride - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,979 - Reviews: 259 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 10/31/2006 - Published: 8/15/2006
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Crow and the Butterlfy reviews
max and fang are all grown up and the flock is still together they move to a remote town to live out the rest of thier lives. it is all going great until angel comes home with a strange boy that will bring them untold hazards. will this vacation last?
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 876 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/1/2010 - Max, Angel
MR Advertisement :D reviews
somthing i wrote long ago really short, really really short but i laughed the whole way through i actually turned this in as an assignment. i bet my intro to computer professer thought i was insane lol :D
Maximum Ride - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 76 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 4 - Published: 10/15/2010 - Iggy, Gazzy/The Gasman - Complete
Max's choice reviews
max finally corners fang and ask if he loves her srry im bad at summaries. its rated T because of faxness. i do not own maximum ride the amazing JP does
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,839 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 10/6/2010 - Published: 8/3/2010 - Max, Fang
sinbads 8t voyage
im bad at summarys, lots of action. please read and this is from the arabian nights frame
Scene - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,358 - Published: 9/13/2010 - Complete
the burning of rome news report
this is a news report for the burning of rome and the cruel treatment of self proclaimed christians.
Greek Mythology - Rated: T - English - Crime/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 404 - Published: 9/2/2010 - Complete
green willow
this i s an assignment that i had to do in class about an old jappanesse folktale. we were asigned to re wrie the ending . here is the link to the whole story: /folktales/martin/green willow.html read this before you read mine.
Japanese Mythology - Rated: K - English - Romance/Spiritual - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,536 - Published: 9/2/2010 - Complete