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Joined 07-30-10, id: 2472655, Profile Updated: 02-02-18
Author has written 5 stories for Twilight.

*Currently I've got a broken finger, I can barely type but I'll be back soonish! I ain't giving up on y'all!*


Updates happen on the 1st and 15th of every month, unless something happens. Think holidays, illnesses, crisis, etc. However I'm here to complete the story, so if I miss an update look for the next date to come along. As I told someone in a review response "y'all are my life now".

Other than that I, Snarky, am Editor In Chief over at www.Twifandomnews.com, come visit us, give us a shout, send us some recommendations, etc. I've still got staff slots available if anyone is interested.

OUR FIRST CONTEST STARTS ACCEPTING SUBMISSIONS ON JANUARY 1ST, 2018. We're hosting the A Prompts Contest Redux! So come hit up our TwiFandomNews facebook group, take a gander at the prompts and get inspired! Follow us on Twitter. @TwiFandomNews and for me specifically @tfnEditor.

I'm thinking about doing a podcast where I get on Skype or something similar and talk to some readers about LtK. Would anybody be interested in this? If so hit me up with a Letter to the Editor or @ me or PM me or something. Our email is sneakysnarky@gmail.com still, feel free to contact us via there anytime.

Happy Reading!

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Torn by Dooba reviews
Bella Swan has survived a living hell, twice. She no longer speaks. Nobody ever listened. The Cullen family take her into their care. Bella fights to leave her past behind, but will she be able to let love in? AH M-rated for violence, content, language
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 91 - Words: 645,949 - Reviews: 17286 - Favs: 7,487 - Follows: 8,043 - Updated: 3/25 - Published: 9/27/2010 - Bella, Edward
Hope by ghostreader24 reviews
This Christmas, all Edward and Bella need is a little hope.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,963 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 70 - Follows: 44 - Published: 12/22/2017 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The Slowest Burn by TypoKween reviews
"I don't even realize that the air has gotten hazy. Or that it smells like skunk, or that amidst the clouds of smoke, leaning against the wall is Edward Cullen." - AH, E/B, Lemons.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 41 - Words: 351,459 - Reviews: 7531 - Favs: 6,918 - Follows: 7,757 - Updated: 11/30/2017 - Published: 6/12/2011 - Bella, Edward
Because of a Scar by abbymickey24 reviews
It's amazing how one thing can change everything. AU-Starts the summer between James's attack and Bella's birthday.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 23 - Words: 88,634 - Reviews: 2864 - Favs: 2,765 - Follows: 3,321 - Updated: 2/1/2017 - Published: 6/23/2011 - [Bella, Jasper]
The Godparents by abbymickey24 reviews
A tragedy leaves two little babies orphans. Can the two their parents have chosen to raise them get past the obstacles they will face? Can they find love in the process? AH- B/J
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 43 - Words: 146,560 - Reviews: 2070 - Favs: 1,207 - Follows: 1,286 - Updated: 8/19/2016 - Published: 6/23/2011 - Bella, Jasper - Complete
Dark Waltz by Moonchild707 reviews
After being orphaned at 6, Isabella Swan was separated from her only remaining family. Ten years later, Bella is reunited with her siblings and a new foster family. With secrets in her past and a rocky road to recovery, Bella strives for normalcy, routine, and the strength only a family can give. A story of love, healing, redemption and growth. AH, dark themes.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 65 - Words: 276,365 - Reviews: 2755 - Favs: 1,509 - Follows: 832 - Updated: 6/25/2013 - Published: 10/17/2010 - Complete
Taken in the Night by sheviking reviews
Re-post of my first story, Taken. Bella is kidnapped by Edward, the man who has secretly wanted her and watched her from afar. Is it love or merely obsession which motivates him? Bella is about to find out. ON TEMP. HIATUS.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 37,805 - Reviews: 2861 - Favs: 2,397 - Follows: 2,578 - Updated: 5/10/2013 - Published: 9/5/2011 - Bella, Edward
Under the Boardwalk by Robicorn reviews
With the summer brings new people, and with the fall, an empty space they once were. See what happens when Bella meets Edward and one harmless lie turns thier world upside down. Taboo/Teacher student. lemons. Be warned.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 32 - Words: 239,701 - Reviews: 3190 - Favs: 1,587 - Follows: 1,772 - Updated: 2/12/2013 - Published: 11/8/2010 - Edward, Bella
Shreds by Dooba reviews
Torn outtakes and extras that won't make their way into the main story.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 4 - Words: 12,503 - Reviews: 232 - Favs: 342 - Follows: 462 - Updated: 10/13/2012 - Published: 9/27/2011 - Bella
Out of Sight, Out of Mind by Simaril reviews
What do you do when the love of your life has no memory of you? Two years after they left her, Bella is back in the Cullens' lives. The only problem is that she doesn't remember them. A Bella and Edward love story.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 35 - Words: 122,682 - Reviews: 2928 - Favs: 2,300 - Follows: 1,243 - Updated: 8/30/2012 - Published: 8/28/2011 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Somewhere Out There by KitsuShel reviews
Raising her son alone, Bella wishes for his father to be a part of his life, but what will happen to their family when he finally returns?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,122 - Reviews: 672 - Favs: 685 - Follows: 1,062 - Updated: 9/12/2011 - Published: 5/22/2011 - Bella, Edward
Playtime by roon0 reviews
Mistress and her slave enjoying a little playtime. Winner of the best Edward & Bella One shot ward - The Emerging Swan Awards. Thank you to the lovely AiculAiram for my wonderful banner. Check out her other banners on : / aiculairam . blogspot
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,473 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 23 - Published: 5/23/2011 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The Arranged Marriage by shasta53 reviews
After years of surviving in her arranged marriage, Bella hears some news that shatters all of her hopes and dreams. Can she and Edward discover what it means to be together after all? Set in the modern day. ExB
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 33 - Words: 226,060 - Reviews: 4550 - Favs: 3,606 - Follows: 2,008 - Updated: 4/26/2011 - Published: 9/17/2010 - Complete
Never knew it could be like this by Beneath The Vagrant Alpha reviews
Jasper meets Bella and has an instant connection with her. He takes her to go live with him. Bella knows that she feels something for Jasper but has no idea what it is. Warning: Spanking and D/s themes.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 48 - Words: 138,861 - Reviews: 1823 - Favs: 1,857 - Follows: 863 - Updated: 2/2/2011 - Published: 2/2/2010 - Jasper, Bella - Complete
Unlucky Friday by stitchcat reviews
Crab fishing in the Bering Sea is a dangerous business for the crew of the F/V Mary Alice and Captain Whitlock
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,824 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/6/2011 - Jasper - Complete
Unconventional Love by SmexyTexi reviews
Bella is forced to spend her summer vacation in Florida before college. One night she sets out to meet someone worthy of a Summer Fling. Instead she finds love in the most unconventional way. Jasper/Peter/Bella A/H. Second Place contest winner at Rogue.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 14 - Words: 51,860 - Reviews: 388 - Favs: 431 - Follows: 482 - Updated: 10/6/2010 - Published: 6/30/2010 - Bella
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Have Yourself A Merry Little Christmas reviews
After half of Bella's world is taken from her by two careless roaming nomads, she finds that she can't stand the holiday season. Can Jasper help her learn to let go and heal?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,435 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 20 - Published: 12/21/2017 - Bella, Jasper - Complete
Learning to Kneel reviews
Bella finds herself ripped from her everyday life and specially selected and sold to Jasper Whitlock. Will she give in to him and his dark world in every way imaginable? Or will she resist and try to get back to her own? A/H Dark/Dominant/OOC
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 22 - Words: 132,542 - Reviews: 2769 - Favs: 1,913 - Follows: 2,368 - Updated: 12/17/2017 - Published: 8/1/2010 - Jasper, Bella
Awaiting the Arrival Outtake of LTK reviews
Jasper's POV from chapters 1 and 2 of LTK. If you have not read Learning To Kneel first, then you might want to before digging into this.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,679 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 78 - Follows: 71 - Published: 8/12/2011 - Jasper
The Reward of Patience reviews
This is an outtake of Jasper's POV from Learning to Kneel. It's about how Jasper comes to find his slave, Isabella.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,442 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 102 - Follows: 55 - Published: 4/23/2011 - Jasper, Bella - Complete
The Other Woman reviews
Something sinister is stalking Seattle. Items near and dear to Bella are popping up with each new body that's found. Will the killer be caught before they catch her or will she catch them herself?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Horror/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,126 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 12 - Published: 1/9/2011 - Bella - Complete
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