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Joined 07-30-10, id: 2472662, Profile Updated: 12-09-15
Author has written 7 stories for Codename: Kids Next Door, Animaniacs, and Doctor Who.

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"Imagination is better than knowledge" Albert einstein

"Imperfection is beauty, madness is genius and it's better to be absolutely ridiculous than absolutely boring". -- Marilyn Monroe

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Most Important Things To Remember In Life:

1. Never give up on anybody; miracles happen everyday.

2. Be brave even if your not, pretend to be. No one can tell the difference.

3. Think big thoughts, relish small pleasures.

4. Learn to listen. Oppurtunity sometimes knocks very softly.

5. Never deprive someone of hope, it might be all they have.

6. Strive for excellence, not perfection.

7. Don't waste time greiving over past mistakes. Learn from them and move on.

8. When someone hugs you let them be the first to let go.

9. Never cut what can be untied.

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favorite eposoids
operation carmel
operation licorice
operation awards
operation flavor
operation rabbit

Operation N.A.U.G.H.T.Y. (Ninnies Almost Undo Greatest Holiday This Year)

Numbuh 3:
(After Numbuh 4 gives her his french fries) This is the absolute- (Lets go of the sleigh and becomes herself again) -sweetest gift you've ever got me! (Lands on him giggling) Its also the only present you've ever got me, but who's counting? Ahhh. (Hugs him tightly)
Santa: All right you two. Take it under the mistletoe.

Numbuh 5: (Into radio) This is Numbuh 5, requesting back-up. Repeat- (Radio is knocked from her hand)
Soccer Mom: No talking during practice! If you don't want to be the net, you can be the ball like your stupid friend!
Numbuh 1: (Trapped in the dirt) I don't know whats worse. Being kicked in the face, or the humiliation.

Numbuh 4: (Sees Numbuh 1's head disguised as a soccer ball) Hey, Somebody left a soccer ball. Its Beatles in the clear. Its Beatles for the goal. He shoots...
Numbuh 1: OW!

Operation S.N.O.W.I.N.G. (Sickly Nigel Opposes Warped Incumbent's Nasty Grasp)
Numbuh 4:
(After he and Numbuh 2 Lizzie's soup and gag) I thought you wanted to cure Numbuh 1, not kill him!
Lizzie: (Scoffs) Shows what you know. (Begins to walk off) At least my Nigie has a sense of taste.
Numbuh 2: (Mutters) He wont after he has a spoonful of that.

Operation R.A.B.B.I.T. (Rescue Aids Beloved Bunny In Trouble)
Numbuh 5:
If we don't get that rabbit back to those children, they won't survive until their parents pick them up. Now are you ready?
Numbuh 2: Huh, ready for lunch. (Numbuh 5 gives death glare) Joking! I'm joking! Sheesh.

Operation C.A.K.E.D.-F.O.U.R. (Children's Annual Kompetition Exposes Devilishly Fiendish Operation Up River)
Wallabee Beatles, stranded on an island called "Heartache." A loser in tubing and a loser in love.
Numbuh 4: Love?! What are you talking about?!

Operation T.R.I.C.K.Y. (Trivial Rival Instigates Candy Krazy Yearning)
Numbuh 4:
I'm not wearing a stupid costume! And I'm not pretty! I'm handsome!

operation F.U.G.I.T.I.V.E
Of all the stupid things in the stupid world of stoopid people acting stoopid, you boys are the stupidliest! It's like you're trying to win a stupid contest but you're too stupid to take a stupidity test!"
-Numbuh 86

Operation S.I.X. (Soda Is X-changed)
Numbuh 2:
The Kids Next Door will deliver soda to any kid, any time, anywhere. No questions asked.
Numbuh 3: What kind of soda is it?
Numbuh 2: I said no questions asked!

Numbuh 2: (Looking at the Rainbow Monkey tanker) That can't be the truck! (Presses button on keys and the horn plays the Rainbow Monkeys theme song) Yep, that's the truck.

Numbuh 2: (After they get duped by the Delightful Children From Down The Lane) The roadblock was to stop me from delivering their birthday cake?
Numbuh 1: Yup.
Numbuh 2: And now they'll eat it without sharing with anyone?
Numbuh 1: Pretty much, yeah

Operation T.R.I.C.Y.C.L.E. (Tommy's Ride Is Calamity You Can't Let Escape)
Numbuh 3:
Don't invite Tommy to my birthday party. There's nothing that ruins a party more than a mean poopy-head, kinda like you.
Numbuh 4: Me? What did I do?
Numbuh 3:Well, like when you destroyed Mr. Huggykins.
Numbuh 4: Oh please!
Numbuh 3: And your temper tantrum at the Rainbow Monkey Care and Share Fair.
Numbuh 4: Give me a break!
Numbuh 3: And you're always picking on those poor hamsters.
Numbuh 4: They started it!

Operation W.H.I.T.E.H.O.U.S.E. (What Happens If The Existing Head Of United States Escapes)
Vice President Hoagie:
(Talking about President Nigel) I don't see how he got to be president.
General Wally Beatles: It's the hair. He's got great hair.
Vice President Hoagie: Well, I've got great hair too.
Adviser Kuki Sanban: (Sarcastically) Yeah, but yours is on your lip.

General Wally Beatles: Ladies and gentlemen. It is high time we put an end to the Kids Next Door's ridiculous agenda of promoting later bedtimes and less homework. So, we will immediately use the combined might of the army, navy, air force, and marine animals to smash those twerps back to the bone age! All we need is our president to sign this. (Holds up the bill, looking confused) Eh, thinly sliced... thing with big words on it.

General Wally Beatles: All troops, ready to fire in three... Oh darn! What comes after that? Oh forget it. FIRE!!

Operation Z.E.R.O.

Ashaley : this is going to be delightful

Numbuh 5: Man Numbuh 1, I'm glad I'll never have to fight you. You're crazy.

Father: (To Grandfather) You big JERK! Now you've made me angry! Very, very, ANGRY!- Oh forget it

Numbuh 4: Its awful quiet in here.
Numbuh 3: Yeah, three quiet.
Numbuh 4: Three quiet? What the crud is that supposed to mean?
Numbuh 3: Its one more than "two" quiet.
Numbuh 4:Uhhh... I had to ask

Numbuh 5: numbuh 5 says we go before fanboy finds a crayon.

Operation E.N.D. (Everyone Nearly Decommissioned)
Oh boy! Comics!
Numbuh 86: Get those papers off the window instead of sitting there like an idiot, which incidentally, you are! Are you listening to me?!

Numbuh 1: Well Tommy, I'm surprised this piece of junk actually flies.

Numbuh 2: So... Uh, when do the men in the white coats come take you to the happy hotel, huh?

Numbuh 1: Numbuh 2! I need you to calculate our distance and thrust and tell us when to cast off.
Numbuh 2: Uhh... I can do that?
Numbuh 1: Well sure, you're smart. That's why you're not the one up on the pole.
Numbuh 4: (Up on pole) Hey!

Kuki (3): I think...I'm Numbuh 4?
Wally (4): No, I'M Numbuh 4! I think...
Kuki (3): Well then who am I?!
Nigel (1): Would you two be quiet so Numbuh 5 can finish explaining her plan?! -looks expectantly at Numbuh 5-
Abby (5): ...wha...oh...oh yeah that's me right?
Nigel (1): -facepalm-

Operation R.O.B.B.E.R.S. (Rather Ornery Bandits Burglarize Educationally Required Schoolwork)
Numbuh 5:
(Looking at Numbuh 4's homework) I am telling you the word 'chicken' does not have a '2' in it.
Numbuh 4: Well it does now!

Numbuh 4: Shh! I'm trying to find a way to spell 'Mississippi' with no s's!

Operation F.O.U.N.T.A.I.N. (Figure Out Unusual Nerd's Tantalizing And Impossible Necessity)
Numbuh 4:
Get a load a' all this chow!
Numbuh 5: This must be the cafeteria. (To Numbuh 1) Nobody touches anything!
Numbuh 1: (To Numbuh 4) Numbuh 5 says don't touch anything.
Numbuh 4: (To Numbuh 3) Numbuh 1 says don't punch a thing
Numbuh 3: (To Numbuh 2) Numbuh 4 says try the onion rings.
Numbuh 2: (Helping himself) Well you don't have to tell me twice.

the best charector EVER
ABBY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! or NUMBUH 5!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! here are some quotes of hers

Operation S.P.R.O.U.T. (Sickening Produce Removal Operation Ultra Tricky)
Numbuh 5:
Okay, here's how we'll choose. Eeinie, meenie, minie, (Points to herself) I ain't goin'.

Operation L.I.C.O.R.I.C.E.

numbuh 5: Through the teeth pass the gums, look out john cause here comes the SUN!

Animaniacs maniac!! :O

Favorite eposoids
Temporary insanity
Balonie and Kids
Chalkbord bungle
Star truck
Taming the scewey
Deduces wild

Favorite songs
Video revue
Wakko's america
cartoon individguile

Plotz: (after Wakko ate his paper wait) Give me back my paper wate!
Wakko: fine but you'll have to wait awihle
Yakko: Good night every body!

Capn' mel: No one trespassis on me private pirate property!
Wakko: Bet you can't say that 3 x Fast
Capn' mel: Private pe pa poo pe pa...?
Wakko: You lose!
Capn' mel: The punishment for tresspasin is death * puts gun in Wakko's face*
Wakko: Faboo!
Yakko: You can't kill us, you hardly know us, soo, Ehhhhhhh, Hows about kiss? Song Break!

Yakko: Too big
Wakko: *nods head* Arr!
Yakko: Better

(at chinese resterant)
Yakko: *reading fortune cookie * the hotel of your mind has many vancancies
Dot: You are very cute!
Yakko: Wakko what did you get?
Wakko: I didn't get a fortune.
Dot: What ya get then?
Wakko: Our next cartoon!

(on a plane)
Wakko: *Takes out air discomfort bag* Hey mister whats this?
Accountant dude: A barf bag.
Wakko: * opens it up* Poo, i got jipped theres none in here!!

(from Ghost Of Christmas Past song)
Wakko: fassin your seat belts mr. plotz its goin to be a bumpy ride, you scared yet, i know i am... soo got any snacks, mabey some chestnuts roasting over an open fire, mabey i'll just nibble at your nose, heh. (you get it)

Mr. director: that little somting that only comes from in here *pokes yakko in chest*
Yakko: thats just a spagetti stain
Mr director: see thats what i mean, your Wacko!
Yakko: Noo, *picks up Wakko* this is Wakko
Mr director: Your funny
Yakko: Noo, I'm Yakko * points at dot* and thats Dot.
Dot: have we met?

Wakko: Do you swere?
Meter maid ladie: Yes.
Wakko: Well you shouldn't it's not nice!

Wakko: Kingy poo want a lulaby?
King: Yes
YWD: A big mean monster man is coming for you he'll gobble you up like chunky beef stue G'Night!
Yakko: We'll be out side protecting you from the evil viper who wants to do horrible things to you while you inasintly slumber
YWD: Sleep tight!
Yakko: Hup 2,3,4 aint nobody getting past this door, 5,6,7,8 gonna ask cindy crawford for a date.

Dot: * after yakko had pip shake her hand* *Smiles* I'm going to hurt my brother badly.

Yakko: And remember i'm not only the presedent of yakko warners world of baldness im also... Aanoying.

Ned flat: why are you acting like this
Yakko: We'er not acting, we realy are like this
Wakko: Arent we lucky!

Best chatecter EVER!!!!!
WAKKO WARNER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Or SLAPPY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

My ocs are The disney sibs,

Name: Wilbert (Will) Walter Disney

Species: Cartoonus charecterous

Gender: Boy

Body Type: Full Anthro (human like)

Talents: Being extremeley annoying

Personality: Anoying cool headed (Most of the time)

Physical Description: Is about Yakko’s height and is 14 like I suppose Yakko is in toon years, in normal years... What do I look like a mathmatition! Instead of black Fur its bright red. Wares Oswald shorts only tan, his eyes are blue, has black jb hair {not a fan just has the hair, ok} and every thing else is identical to the Warner’s, nose ears face and What not

Realationships with others:

Valerie Sasafrazz Rocket: (Animanizanny's OC) He has a special way of getting on her last nerve, but thats okay since she's the only one that makes him lose his temper so easily.

Juniper Evangelein (Or somthin' like that) Rose: (Animanizanny's OC) They don't really interact much but he does think she's hot

Mary Lynn Jaskinoalimamajaskamorledoggicutcattuskibonvanle (Copy and pasted that one:D): (Menacing Kitten's OC) He Really likes her, he finds her to be beatiful and can somtimes lose his words arond her. He likes that she's all inoceont I guess :D Can't describe it:D

Lucas Von Charecterus: (Menacing Kittens's OC) He's a little scared of him, but do to his prideful and anoying nature makes his fear nott much of a contributer to the stupid stuff he says to him.

Cathy Noskcaj: (Menacing Kittens OC) Not much of an opinioun on her and her awesomeness:D

Yakko Warner: (Warner Brothers!) He's known him foever, he's his best freind:D

Wakko Warner: (Warner Brothers!) He's a cool little dude, or in his words little man. Unless theres somthing going on with Wakko and Lizz

Angaleina Contessa Louisa Franchesca Banana Falana bobessca (Dot) Warner 3rd: Not much of an opinion on her

Name: Elizabeth(Lizz) Tizz Disney

Species: Cartoonus charecterous

Gender: girl

Body Type: Full Anthro (human like)

Talents: Being the only disney that is 100% enjoyable to be around

Personality: Inoecent (Unless someone has her hat) and overall nice (If no one has taken her hat) HAS MIDDLE KID SYNDROME

Physical Description: Wares a red turtle neck and blue beani with short black hair and Bright blue fur pink eyes is about wakkos hight and is 7 TY. and every thing else is identical to the Warner’s, nose ears face and What not

Realationships with others:

Valerie Sasafrazz Rocket: (Animanizanny's OC) She is pretty good freinds with val, exept that one time she was stupid an stole her hat.

Juniper Evangelein (Or somthin' like that) Rose: (Animanizanny's OC) She likes that she's nice and doesn't mess with her:D HEr and her cousin are probly her favourite people:D

Mary Lynn Jaskinoalimamajaskamorledoggicutcattuskibonvanle (Copy and pasted that one:D): (Menacing Kitten's OC) They don't talk much but she doesn't mess with her eaither so thats good:D

Lucas Von Charecterus: (Menacing Kittens's OC) *Shrugs* I got nothin'

Cathy Noskcaj: (Menacing Kittens OC) She finds Cathy to be overwhelmingly awesome :D

Yakko Warner: (Warner Brothers!) He's like a secound brother, not in the 'Awe' Way but in the ' Man him an my brother sure are alot a like' way

Wakko Warner: (Warner Brothers!) There best freinds but she not so secretly has a crush on him

Angaleina Contessa Louisa Franchesca Banana Falana bobessca (Dot) Warner 3rd: Kinda scared of her

Name: Samantha Falantha Collana Tallana Orange Doorenge (Sam) Disney 5th

Species: Cartoonus charecterous

Gender: girl

Body Type: Full Anthro (human like)

Talents: being a mean little girl

Personality: Mean, and vain and Mean, and selfish ... Did I say mean yet?

Physical Description: long black hair and fur and dark red eyes with a purple flower tying her hair in pigtails and a Dress with orange frills and a big purple flower in the middle about dots height and is 5 like I supose dot is. and every thing else is identical to the Warner’s, nose ears face and What not

Realationships with others:

Valerie Sasafrazz Rocket: (Animanizanny's OC) Doesn't really like her for some odd reason

Juniper Evangelein (Or somthin' like that) Rose: (Animanizanny's OC) Doesn't like her either

Mary Lynn Jaskinoalimamajaskamorledoggicutcattuskibonvanle (Copy and pasted that one:D): (Menacing Kitten's OC) They don't talk much but she Probley doesn't like her too

Lucas Von Charecterus: (Menacing Kittens's OC) She finds him cute:D but probley wouldn't like him if they got to know each other

Cathy Noskcaj: (Menacing Kittens OC) Dosn't like her

Yakko Warner: (Warner Brothers!) Eh

Wakko Warner: (Warner Brothers!) she thinks he's gross

Angaleina Contessa Louisa Franchesca Banana Falana bobessca (Dot) Warner 3rd: She is best freinds with Dot:D hm 1 out of 8 is'nt that bad

Other OC's of Mine :D

Name: MiNa Miley Prower

Species: Multiple tailed fox

Gender: girl

Body Type: Full Anthro (human like)

Talents: Being awesome!!

Personality: Crazy random and not the brightest fuse in the Acme store if you know what I mean. MKS

Physical Description: Short messed up bright green hair light brown eyes and a bright green mouth fluff thing... she has a purple and gold striped vest and sky blue head body and upper arms. she has dark blue streak on her lower arm and orange gloves. she has a red swirl on her chest that repesents Anim (Talk bout her later) and yellow spots on her face. Her legs are the sam color as her vest and she has very colorful shoes, the inside of her ears are red and she has three tails. one yellow and sky blue, one black and red and the middle one neon green and orange.

Realationships with others:

Miles (Tails) Prower: (Sony) He's her little brother, she loves him to death even if she doesn't ounderstand some of his big words (Calls him MP)

Charmy Bee: (Sony) She likes his hyper and crazyness :D (Calls him Lil' bee dude)

Vector... Crocadile?: (Sony) She thinks he's godzillaXD:D

Espio Chameleon: (Sony) She thinks he's some kind of Mime ( Calls him S O)

Vanessa (Docter) Milkswern: (Menacing Kitten) She thinks docter is an actuale docter named Nurse, MiNa's a confused fox:D

Elka the Enchindna: (Menacing Kitten) MiNa finds her adorable and for some reason thinks her name is suzy Q *Shrugs*

Neonia (N3on)Lights: (Menacing Kitten) I haven't though about her realationship with Neonia yet :D (Calls her Vegas)

Jade Anna-Miya Maria Chamguana: (Animanizany) MiNa Looks up to Jade and really admires her (Calls her jane)

I stole this from kittens thingie... I'm bad to the bone XD

A = French kisser
B = Good kisser
C = Will kick your butt
D = Very very easy for people to like
E = Crazy as heck
F = Loves it hard
G = Can kick your Butt
H = Freaking hot
I = Everyone's best friend
J = Hot
K = Crazy
L = Beautiful eyes
M = Very good kisser
N = Cool person
O = Different
P = The best at all sports
Q = An animal lover
R = Beautiful/handsome
S = Crazy as heck
T = Easy to fall in love with
U = Will make you laugh till your sides burst
V = Most amazing kisser EVER!
W = Makes people laugh
X = Never lets people tell them what to do
Y = Can be funny and dumb at the same time
Z = Loved by everyone


W Makes people laugh
Everyones best freind
Beatiful Eyes
Beatiful Eyes
B Good kisser
Crazy as heck
Easy to fall in love with


L Beatiful Eyes
I Everyones best freind
Z Loved by everyone
Loved by everyone


S Crazy as heck
French Kisser
Very good kisser

Sky (This is both a character AND Me :D)

S Crazy as heck
Y Can be funny and dumb at the same time


M Very good kisser
Everyones best freind
K Crazy
Crazy as heck
Can be funny and dumb at the same time

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If you have EVER yelled at a TV after getting frustrated at someone who can't hear you, put this on your profile.

If you're against animal cruelty (horse slaughter, bear bating, dolphin hunting, chimp slavery etc.) then copy this into your profile! how can pepole kill horses, or bat bears, or hunt dolphins, or put chimps in slavery!

Weird is good, strange is bad, and odd is when you don't know which to call someone. Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique, then weird is good. If you are weird and proud of it, copy this onto your profile! Admitting you are weird means you are normal. Saying that you are normal is odd. If you admit that you are weird and like it, copy this onto your profile.

92 percent of American teens would die if Abercombie and Fitch told them it was uncool to breathe. Copy this in your profile if you would be the 8 percent that would be laughing your butt off.

Pluto was declared no longer a planet on August 27, 2006, because it was "too small" and "off its orbit" for some scientists' likings. If you think Pluto should still be a planet, copy and paste this to your profile.

If you felt like crying when dobby died in harry pottey copy and past this to your profile

If you are guilty of doing a British, Irish, Australian, Southern accent or Elvis impression, copy this in your profile

Things To do in Walmart:

1. Throw skittles at people and say, "Taste the freakin' rainbow!"

2. Set all the alarm clocks in Housewares to go off at 5-minute intervals.

3. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone,
" 'Code 3' in housewares"... and see what happens.

4. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the rest rooms.

5. Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area.

6. Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers you'll invite them in if they'll bring pillows from the bedding department.

7. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask,
"Why can't you people just leave me alone?"

8. Look right into the security camera & use it as a mirror, and pick your nose.

9. While handling guns in the hunting department, ask the clerk if he knows where the anti - depressants are.

10. Dart around the store suspiciously loudly humming the "Mission Impossible" theme.

11. In the auto department, practice your "Madonna look."

12. Hide in a clothing rack and when people browse through,say "PICK ME!" "PICK ME!"

13. When an announcement comes over the loud speaker, assume the fetal position and scream..
"NO! NO! It's those voices again!!"

14. Go into a fitting room and shut the door and wait a while and then yell, very loudly, "There is no toilet paper in here!"

15.Grab a lot of bouncy balls and throw them down the aisle, shouting "Go, Pikachu, Go!"

16. When you see stuff in those cage-things, Yell "NOOO!! YOU'VE KILLED IT!"

17. Buy 350 cans of tuna and scream "THIS CAN'T BE RIGHT!! YOU HAVE TO PUT SOME BACK!!" when the cashier tells you the price.

18. Walk around looking confused in the CD section and ask people where you can find the CDs.

19. Touch an electrical cord and pretend that you are getting shocked.

20. Hide in the giant snowman blowup and when people walk by say, " I am the abominable snowman! Fear me! I will eat you!"

21. Jump in a cart and have a friend push you while you scream "The Germans are coming!"

22. Go the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on lay away.

23. Run up to an employee and ask "Do you like me?" If they say no, yell out "You broke my heart, you evil monster! I'm telling the manager!" and start throwing canned tomatoes at them. If they say yes just to get you away, pat their shoulder, and say "What a shame because that guy/girl over there" point to a random person "was just about to ask you to dinner."

24. Stand inside the freezer in the frozen food section.

25. Walk up to employees and whisper "I saw dead people...they want me to take you aisle eight..."

26. Walk into the baby clothes section, pick up a pink baby dress, then throw it down and run away screaming that the pink bunnies of doom came back.

1. YOUR GANGSTA NAME: (first 3 letters of real name plus izzle) skyizzle

2. YOUR DETECTIVE NAME: (color and animal) blue tiger

3. YOUR SOAP OPERA NAME: (middle name, and current street name) shelby eliote

4. YOUR STAR WARS NAME: (the first 3 letters of your last name,dash-, first 2 letters of your first name,dash-, last 3 letters of mother's maiden name) par-sk-par

5. YOUR SUPERHERO NAME: (color, drink) blue coke

10. YOUR PIRATE NAME: (color, pirate accessory) blond beard or blue peg if blond aint a color.

6. YOUR ARAB NAME: (2nd letter of your first name, 3rd letter of your last name, any letter of your middle name, 2nd letter of your moms maiden name, 3rd letter of your dads middle name, 1st letter of a siblings first name(or cuzin), last letter of your moms middle name) krsawle

7. YOUR WITNESS PROTECTION NAME: (mothers middle name) janette

8. YOUR GOTH NAME: (black, and the name of one your pets) black shadow

9. YOUR ROCK STAR NAME: (fruit, and something that can go wrong) strawberry fire
(did you notice 10 is before 6?)

1. take the last three letters of your last name and reverse them.
2. add the name of the first car you drove/owned
3. insert the word "of"
4. tack on the name of the last medication you took.
Raplincoln of Advil

Favorite Quotes

I am currently out of my mind; feel free to leave a message.

Hand Over The Coke And Nobody Gets Hurt

One Day, Your Prince Will Come. Mine? Oh, He Just Took A Wrong Turn, Got Lost, And Is Too Stubborn To Ask For Directions

I Reject Your Reality And Substitute My Own

there are 3 kinds of people in this world. those who can do math and those who can't.

"I haven't failed. I've just found 40,000 ways that don't work

Parents spend the first part of our lives teaching us to walk and talk, and the rest of it telling us to sit down and shut up

Of all the things I've lost, I miss my mind the most.

You cry, I cry, you laugh, I laugh, you jump off a cliff, im gonna miss ya

Keep smiling- it makes everyone wonder what your up too

I am NOT saying your stupid...I'm just implying it.

Kids are the future. Be scared. Be very scared.

I've heard that its possible to grow up. I've just never met anyone who's actually done it.

You're just jealous because the voices only talk to me.

When Life gives you lemons, make coke, and sit back and watch the world wonder how you did it.

When life gives you lemons, squeeze them in life's eye. and say 'How much you like lemons now, Life, huh? Huh?'

I called your boyfriend gay and he hit me with his purse.

I used to have an open mind, but my brains kept falling out.

I'm gonna give him a piece of my mind! but not my brain. I need that.

Therapy is expensive. popping bubble wrap is cheap... you decide.

Excuse me, have you seen my sanity? I think I lost it.

The dinosaurs' extinction wasn't an accident. Barney came and they all commited suicide.

Your weirdness is creeping out my imaginary friend.

Isn't it funny how the word 'politics' is made up of the words 'poli' meaning many and 'tics' as in the bloodsucking creatures?

Everything in this room is eatable, even I'm eatable. But that is called 'cannibalism' my dear children, and is in fact frowned upon in most societies.

Joey ate my last stick of gum. So I killed him... do you think that was wrong?

The man who smiles when things go wrong has thought of someone to blame it on.

A idiot is a window washer on the 44th floor who steps back to admire his work.

Don’t knock on death’s door. Ring the bell and run. He hates that.

There is no "I" in team but the is an "I" in PIE and there is an "I" in MEATPIE and if you flip MEAT around is TEAM.

What happens if you get scared half to death twice? That's a really good question...i wonder...I'm gonna something.

If ya can't beat 'em, join 'em. If ya can't join 'em, bribe 'em. If ya can't bribe 'em, blackmail 'em. If ya can't blackmail 'em, kill 'em. If ya can't kill 'em, you're in trouble cuase cuase im out of plans.

I had a friend once, but then the rope broke and he got away.

I was going to take over the world but I got distracted by something sparkly

I did not hit you. I simply high-fived your face.

I didn't run into the door, my face decided to say hello.

I never finish anyth

People are like slinkies, basically useless. But it's still amusing to watch them fall down the stairs

silence is golden, duct tape is silver

When someone annoys you it takes 42 muscles to frown about it but it only takes 4 muscles to extend your arm and punch them in the face

today is the tomowow you worried about yesterday

I Have Lots Of Talents, I'm Just Not Good At Any Of Them

They Say Guns Don't Kill People, People Kill People. Well I Think The Guns Help. If You Stood There And Yelled BANG, I Don't Think You'd Kill Too Many People

If Santa, An Honest Lawyer, And A Nice Politician Were Together In A Room, And There Was A Cookie, Who Would Get It? Santa, The Other Two Don't Exist

I'm Not Afraid Of Death! Whats It Going To Do, Kill Me?

Whoever Said Nothing Is Impossible Has Never Tried Slamming A Revolving Door

God Made Man, And Then Said, "I Can Do Better Than That," Then He Made A Woman

Tell Your Voices To Shut-up! I Can't Hear Mine!

Sarcasm Is Your Body's Natural Defense Against Stupidity

People Fear The Strange And Unusual. I Am The Strange And Unusual

I'm Nobody. Nobody Is Perfect. SO I'M BETTER THAN YOU!

That, My Children, Is Called A Wall. But Beware, The Wall Is Solid. Yes, Be Afraid! Be Very Afraid, For We Cannot Walk Through It! Believe Me Children, I Have Attempted This Many Times Before

I Ran With Scissors... AND LIVED!

My Imaginary Friend Thinks You Have Serious Problems

You Say I'm Not Cool. But Cool Is Another Word For Cold. If I'm Not Cold, Then I'm Hot. I Know I'm Hot. Thanks For Embracing It

Amateurs Built The Ark. Professionals Built The Titanic

There's Nothing Wrong With Arguing With Yourself. Its When You Argue With Yourself And LOSE When Its Weird

If My Relatives Wanted Me To Be Truly Thankful, They'd Do All The Cooking

My Secret To Great Stuffing Is To Let Someone Else Make It

The Only Difference Between A Plague Of Locusts And My Relatives Is That The Locusts Don't Hang Around Watching TV After The Food Is Gone

I'm Not Clumsy... The Floor Just Hates Me

You Know Its Gonna Be A Bad Day When You Fall Out Of Bed And Miss The Floor

Those That Laugh Last Think Slowest

I Am A Bomb Technician. If You See Me Running, Try And Keep Up

Tu Madre! Ooh! I Just Burned You In Spanish!{Your Mother}

Right Now, I'm Having Amnesia And Deja Vu At The Same Time. I Think I've Forgotten This Before...

I'm On A Quest To The Deepest, Darkest Corners Of My Room In Search Of What Some Would Call A "Floor". A Long And Difficult Task Awaits Me. Wish Me Luck My Friends, For I May Not Return Alive

Stupidity Killed The Cat. Curiosity Was Framed!

It Doesn't Matter If The Glass Is Half Empty Or Half Full, Just Drink It And Get It Over With

I am a lover not a fighter... a fighter too.

A Day Without Sunshine Is Like... Night

next time be yourself, but with more me in it.

Always Forgive Your Enemies. Nothing Annoys Them So Much

I'm Gonna Live Forever Or Die Trying!

"Imperfection is beauty, madness is genius and it's better to be absolutely ridiculous than absolutely boring". -- Marilyn Monroe

Being normal is for freaks.

thered might not be a I in team but there is a me if you re arange the letters

"Any friend will ride with you in a limousine, but a true friend will ride the bus with you when the limousine breaks down." -Oprah Winfrey

You Don't have to be faster than the shark, just faster than the person you're swimming with.

If at first you don't succeed, Skydiving is not for you.

Love your enemies; after all, you made them.

Faliures are not those who fall down, but those who are not willing to bother getting back up.

When life hands you lemons, squirt the juice into the eyes of your enemies.

Even if the voices aren't real, they have some good ideas.

Specify that your drive-through order is to go. It confuses people

Cancel my subsciption, 'cuz i'm sick of your issues!

When they put "unknown" at the end of a quote, it's probably because they don't know how to spell "anonymous".

Never go to bed angry. Stay up and plot your revenge.

Hard work never killed anybody, but why take a chance?

The tiger can't change his spots. No, wait, he did! Good for him!

If swimming is so good for your figure, then explain whales!

There are no stupid questions, just stupid people.

Flying is simple. You just throw yourself at the ground and miss.

Everyone is entitled to their own opinion. It's just that yours is stupid.

Avoid nuts. You are what you eat.

The statistics on sanity are that one out of every four Americans are suffering from some form of mental illness. Think of your three best friends. If they're okay, then it's you.

Somewhere people are plotting against you and I am probably among them.

those who think they know everything, annoy those of us that do

Dying is just natures way of saying 'Hey! Your not alive anymore!'

Don't criticize my mess unless you'd like to become part of it.

Do not meddle in the affairs of dragons! For you are crunchy And taste good with ketchup

Don't talk unless you can improve the silence

I smile because you are my sister, I laugh because there is nothing you can do about it!

» Sarcasm, is just another service we offer

. Regular naps prevent old age, especially if you take them while driving.

Having one child makes you a parent; having two you are a referee.

Marriage is a relationship in which one person is always right and the other is the husband!

I believe we should all pay our tax with a smile. I tried - but they wanted cash..

Laziness is nothing more than the habit of resting before you get tired.

. Marriage is give and take. You'd better give it to her or she will take it anyway.

My Cuz and I always compromise. I admit I'm wrong and he agrees with me.

The road to success is always under construction.

When I die, I want to go peacefully like my Grandfather did, in his sleep -- not screaming, like the passengers in his car.

If you die in an elevator, be sure to push the Up button

Everyone has photographic memory; some just don't have the film.

Time is a great teacher, but unfortunately it kills all its pupils ... - Louis Hector Berlioz

A computer once beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kick boxing

Never go to a doctor whose office plants have died.

Everybody wants to go to heaven; but nobody wants to die.- brother Singleton

I told the doctor I broke my leg in two places. He told me to quit going to those places. - Henny Youngman

I am not a vegetarian because I love animals; I am a vegetarian because I hate plants.- A. Whitney Brown

The only way to keep your health is to eat what you don't want, drink what you don't like, and do what you'd rather not. - Mark Twain

In God we trust; all others must pay cash.

The greatest pleasure in life is doing what people say you cannot do.

Worst excuse for not turning in homework: I couldn't find anyone to copy it from.

Son, if you really want something in this life, you have to work for it. Now quiet! They're about to announce the lottery numbers. - Homer Simpson

When you are courting a nice girl an hour seems like a second. When you sit on a red-hot cinder a second seems like an hour. That's relativity. - Albert Einstein

There are three types of people in the world: those who learn by reading, those who learn by observation, and those who have to touch the fire to see if it's hot.

Gay means happy, a fag is a cigarette, queer is weird, and fruity is a flavor, just say homosexual.

A child of five would understand this. Send someone to fetch a child of five.

A hospital bed is a parked taxi with the meter running.

A woman is an occasional pleasure but a cigar is always a smoke. Groucho Marx

Alimony is like buying hay for a dead horse.

All people are born alike - except Republicans and Democrats.

Anyone who says he can see through women is missing a lot.

Before I speak, I have something important to say.

Behind every successful man is a woman, behind her is his wife.

Quote me as saying I was mis-quoted.

Room service? Send up a larger room.

She got her looks from her father. He's a plastic surgeon.

The first thing which I can record concerning myself is, that I was born. These are wonderful words. This life, to which neither time nor eternity can bring diminution - this everlasting living soul, began. My mind loses itself in these depths.

The secret of life is honesty and fair dealing. If you can fake that, you've got it made.

There's one way to find out if a man is honest - ask him. If he says, "Yes," you know he is a crook.

Those are my principles, and if you don't like them... well, I have others.

Well, Art is Art, isn't it? Still, on the other hand, water is water. And east is east and west is west and if you take cranberries and stew them like applesauce they taste much more like prunes than rhubarb does. Now you tell me what you know.

Who are you going to believe, me or your own eyes?

Why a four-year-old child could understand this report. Run out and find me a four-year-old child. I can't make head nor tail out of it.

Why should I care about posterity? What's posterity ever done for me?

May the sun always shine on your windowpane, May a rainbow be certain to follow each rain, May the hand of a friend always be near you, May God fill your heart with gladness to cheer you!

I-rish you a very nice place to live, I-rish God's greatest gifts he'll give. I-rish you health, and wealth, and more, I-rish your smilin' face were at my door!

May you live a long life Full of gladness and health, With a pocket full of gold As the least of you wealth. May the dreams you hold dearest, Be those which come true, The kindness you spread, Keep returning to you

I believe in the sun when it's not shining, I believe in love even when I feel it not, I believe in God even when he is silent.

A light heart lives long.

Young people don't know what age is, old people forget what youth was

Cousins by blood, best friends since birth

Cousins are many. Best friends are few. What a rare delight to find both in you.

God made us cousins, chance made us friends

At christmas cousins are the presents under the tree

I didn't fight my way to the top of the food chain to be a vegetarian

The sole purpose of a child's middle name, is so he can tell when he's really in trouble.

Some people say "If you can't beat them, join them". I say "If you can't beat them, beat them", because they will be expecting you to join them, so you will have the element of surprise.

You do not need a parachute to skydive. You only need a parachute to skydive twice

It's not the fall that kills you; it's the sudden stop at the end

My opinions may have changed, but not the fact that I am right.

When in doubt, mumble.

I discovered I scream the same way whether I'm about to be devoured by a great white shark or if a piece of seaweed touches my foot

I intend to live forever. So far, so good

Just remember...if the world didn't suck, we'd all fall off.

My psychiatrist told me I was crazy and I said I want a second opinion. He said okay, you're ugly too

Some cause happiness wherever they go. Others whenever they go.

I am strong becase I know my weaknessess. I am beatiful beacause I'm aware of my flaws. I am Wise beacause I learn from my past mistakes. I am a Lover beacause I felt hate. I can laugh beacause I have known saddness.

Well, I guess thats it, I'm in heven... OH NO! Oskkars here! It must be the other place!!! Grandpa Phil

I didn't trip, The floor just looked sad and so I gave it a hug

Aint that somthin'?

Bullet proof vests, fire escapes, windshield wipers and laser printers were all invented by women.

Married men change their underwear twice as often as single men.

There are more collect calls on Father's Day than any other day of the year.

Mel Blanc (voice of Bugs Bunny) was allergic to carrots.

40% of all people who come to a party in your home snoop in your medicine cabinet.

About a third of all Americans flush the toilet while they're still sitting on it.

According to Genesis 1:20-22 the chicken came before the egg.

Soldiers from every country salute with their right hand.

The microwave oven was invented by mistake when an engineer testing a magnetron tube noticed that the radiation from it melted the chocolate bar he had in his pocket.

Moisture, not air, causes super glue to dry.

60 Minutes" on CBS is the only TV show to not have a theme song or music.

Half of all Americans live within 50 miles of their birthplace.

Most boat owners name their boats. The most popular boat name requested is Obsession.

100% of all lottery winners gain weight.

An average American will spend an average of 6 months during his lifetime waiting at red lights.

The Olympic flag's colors are always red, black, blue, green and yellow rings on a field of white. This is because at least one of those colors appears on the flag of every nation on the planet.

Cats can hear ultrasound.

In a recent survey, Americans revealed that banana was their favorite smell.

In all three Godfather films, when you see oranges, there is a death (or a very close call) coming up soon.

If you were to spell out numbers, you would you have to go until 1,000 until you would find the letter "A".

Superman is featured on every episode of "Seinfeld", either by name or pictures on Jerry's refrigerator.

85% of the men who cheat on their wives die while having mateing

Every day more money is printed for Monopoly than for the US Treasury.

Percentage of Africa that is wilderness: 28

Percentage of North America that is wilderness: 38

Percentage of American men who say they would marry the same woman if they had it to do all over again: 80

Percentage of American women who say they would marry the same man: 50

Percentage of men who say they are happier after their divorce or separation: 58

Percentage of women who say they are happier: 85

Average life span of a major league baseball: 7 pitches

Percentage of bird species that are monogamous: 90

Percentage of mammal species that are monogamous: 3

Chances that a burglary in the United States will be solved: 1 in 7

One third of the land in the United States is owned by the government.

The hummingbird is the only bird that can fly backwards.

Antarctica is the only continent without reptiles or snakes.

An eagle can kill a young deer and fly away with it.

In the Caribbean there are oysters that can climb trees.

Intelligent people have more zinc and copper in their hair.

The world's youngest parents were 8 and 9 and lived in China in 1910.

When George Lucas was mixing the American Graffiti soundtrack, he numbered the reels of film starting with an R and numbered the dialog starting with a D. Sound designer Walter Murch asked George for Reel 2, Dialog 2 by saying "R2D2". George liked the way that sounded so much he integrated that into another project he was working on.

The youngest pope was 11 years old.

Mark Twain didn't graduate from elementary school.

Proportional to their weight, men are stronger than horses.

Superman is featured on every episode of "Seinfeld", either by name or pictures on Jerry's refrigerator.

85% of the men who cheat on their wives die while having sex.

Every day more money is printed for Monopoly than for the US Treasury.

American Airlines saved $40,000 in 1987 by eliminating one olive from each salad served first class.

Percentage of Africa that is wilderness: 28

Percentage of North America that is wilderness: 38

Percentage of American men who say they would marry the same woman if they had it to do all over again: 80

Percentage of American women who say they would marry the same man: 50

Percentage of men who say they are happier after their divorce or separation: 58

Percentage of women who say they are happier: 85

Average life span of a major league baseball: 7 pitches

Percentage of bird species that are monogamous: 90

Percentage of mammal species that are monogamous: 3

Chances that a burglary in the United States will be solved: 1 in 7

One third of the land in the United States is owned by the government.

The hummingbird is the only bird that can fly backwards.

Antarctica is the only continent without reptiles or snakes.

An eagle can kill a young deer and fly away with it.

In the Caribbean there are oysters that can climb trees.

Intelligent people have more zinc and copper in their hair.

The world's youngest parents were 8 and 9 and lived in China in 1910.

When George Lucas was mixing the American Graffiti soundtrack, he numbered the reels of film starting with an R and numbered the dialog starting with a D. Sound designer Walter Murch asked George for Reel 2, Dialog 2 by saying "R2D2". George liked the way that sounded so much he integrated that into another project he was working on.

The youngest pope was 11 years old.

Mark Twain didn't graduate from elementary school.

Proportional to their weight, men are stronger than horses.

Pilgrims ate popcorn at the first Thanksgiving dinner.

They have square watermelons in Japan - they stack better.

Iceland consumes more Coca-Cola per capita than any other nation.

Heinz Catsup leaving the bottle travels at 25 miles per year.

It is possible to lead a cow upstairs but not downstairs.

Armadillos can be housebroken.

The first Fords had engines made by Dodge.

A mole can dig a tunnel 300 feet long in just one night.

Peanuts are one of the ingredients in dynamite.

Ancient Egyptians slept on pillows made of stone.

A hippo can open its mouth wide enough to fit a 4 foot tall child inside.

A quarter has 119 grooves on its edge, a dime has one less groove.

A hummingbird weighs less than a penny.

Until 1796, there was a state in the United States called Franklin. Today it is known as Tennessee.

The flashing warning light on the cylindrical Capitol Records tower spells out HOLLYWOOD in Morse code.

Every time you lick a stamp, you're consuming 1/10 of a calorie.

The average person has over 1,460 dreams a year.

One in every 4 Americans has appeared on television.

The average American will eat about 11.9 pounds of cereal per year.

Over 1,000 birds a year die from smashing into windows.

The State of Florida is bigger than England.

Ants stretch when they wake up in the morning.

It's against the law to have a pet dog in Iceland.

Thomas Edison, light bulb inventor, was afraid of the dark.

During your lifetime, you'll eat about 60,000 pounds of food. That's the weight of about 6 elephants.

Some ribbon worms will eat themselves if they can't find any food.

Dolphins sleep with one eye open.

The world's oldest piece of chewing gum is 9000 years old.

In space, astronauts cannot cry, because there is no gravity, so the tears can't flow.

About 3000 years ago, most Egyptians died by the time they were 30.

More people use blue toothbrushes than red ones.

A sneeze travels out your mouth at over 100 m.p.h.

Your ribs move about 5 million times a year, every time you breathe.

In the White House, there are 13,092 knives, forks and spoons.

Slugs have 4 noses.

Recycling one glass jar saves enough energy to watch TV for 3 hours.

Lightning strikes about 6,000 times per minute on this planet.

Owls are the only birds who can see the color blue.

The average American drinks about 600 sodas a year.

It's against the law to slam your car door in Switzerland.

There wasn't a single pony in the Pony Express, just horses.

Honeybees have hair on their eyes.

A jellyfish is 95 percent water.

In Bangladesh, kids as young as 15 can be jailed for cheating on their finals.

A company in Taiwan makes dinnerware out of wheat, so you can eat your plate.

The elephant is the only mammal that can't jump.

The penguin is the only bird who can swim, but not fly.

The most common name in the world is Mohammed.

Q is the only letter in the alphabet that does not appear in the name of any of the United States.

America once issued a 5-cent bill.

You'll eat about 35,000 cookies in your lifetime.

Babe Ruth wore a cabbage leaf under is cap to keep him cool. He changed it every 2 innings.

Fortune cookies were actually invented in America, in 1918, by Charles Jung.

A giraffe can clean its ears with its 21-inch tongue.

Chewing gum while peeling onions will keep you from crying.

The pitches that Babe Ruth hit for his last-ever homerun and that Joe DiMaggio hit for his first-ever homerun where thrown by the same man.

Bats always turn left when exiting a cave.

The praying mantis is the only insect that can turn its head.

In Tokyo, they sell toupees for dogs.

There are over 52.6 million dogs in the U.S.

Dogs and cats consume almost $7 billion worth of pet food a year.

Baby robins eat 14 feet of earthworms every day.

The Pentagon has twice as many restrooms as necessary. When it was built, segregation was still in place in Virginia, so separate restrooms for blacks and whites were required by law.

In England, in the 1880's, "Pants" was considered a dirty word.

Most dust particles in your house are made from dead skin.

In 2003, there were 86 days of below-freezing weather in Hell, Michigan

Facts that you probley will never hear again... Or will you?

Random fact about pi
The billionth digit of pi is 9

Really cool math fact
111,111,111 x 111,111,111 = 12,345,678,987,654,321

Fun fact about the Kea, a bird in New Zealand
There is a two-foot long bird called the Kea. The kea lives in New Zealand and just loves to eat the strips of rubber around car windows.

Fun fact about the Hawaiian alphabet
There are only 12 letters in the Hawaiian alphabet.

This fact about Australian Rules Football is quite a shocker
Australian Rules Football was originally designed to give cricketers something to play during the off season.

How to identify the different large kangaroos?
One way to tell large kangaroos apart is by their noses. A wallaroo's nose has a large black bare patch around it. A red kangaroo has a smaller, boomerang-shaped black bare patch on its nose. The gray kangaroo has bare narrow bands around the nostrils and the rest of the nose is covered in hair.

A fact that helps put China's population in perspective
China has more English speakers than the United States.

What country is believed to be the birthplace of writing?
The capital city, Baghdad, is in the center-east. Iraq's rich history dates back to ancient Mesopotamia. The region between the Tigris and Euphrates rivers is identified as the cradle of civilization and the birthplace of writing.

Fact about the prairie dog language
Prairie dogs, those little pups popping in and out of holes on vacant lots and rural rangeland, are talking up a storm. They have different "words" for tall human in yellow shirt, short human in green shirt, coyote, deer, red-tailed hawk and many other creatures

Artic legend man talks to animals
There are arctic legends that speak of a time when man could understand and speak with whales. In fact, many legends worldwide speak of a time when people and animals understood each other.

What are the shortest complete sentences in the English language.
"I am." and "I do." are the shortest complete sentences in the English language

Fun fact about the bible
The Bible has been translated into Klingon.

Why does Donald Trump say you're fired?
Clans of long ago that wanted to get rid of their unwanted people without killing them used to burn their houses down - hence the expression "to get fired."

Fun fact about dating
A wise monkey never monkeys with another monkey's monkey.

What is the small country in south-western Europe between France and Spain?
Andorra, a country with population 69,150 is in south-western Europe, between France and Spain.

The population of China
If the population of China walked past you in single file, the line would never end because of the rate of reproduction

Think about it

I understand that Scissors can beat Paper, and I get how Rock can beat Scissors, but there's no way Paper can beat Rock. Is Paper supposed to magically wrap around Rock leaving it immobile? If so, why can't paper do this to scissors? Forget scissors, why can't paper do this to people? Why aren't sheets of college ruled notebook paper constantly suffocating students as they attempt to take notes in class? I'll tell you why, because paper can't beat anybody, a rock would tear that it up in two seconds.

If a turtle loses his shell, is he homeless or naked?

pepole say ' get a profeshonal' or when they insult some one they say 'ameture' but ameture is a complement 'cuase noah who was an ameture and his boat was on the water for a 100 and somthin' days while a group of pros built the titanic whitch didn't last a day so is ameture a complement or is pro?

If You Choke A Smurf, What Color Does It Turn?

Why Do Adults Teach Kids That Violence Isn't The Answer, And Then Have Them Read About Wars In Schools That Solved America's Problems?

If You Can't Drink And Drive, Then Why Do Bars Have Parking Lots?

If You Jog Backwards, Will You Gain Weight?

How Is It Possible To Have A "Civil War"?

Why is it called 'after dark' when it really is 'after light'?

If Barbie is so popular, why do you have to buy her friends?

Why is it considered necessary to nail down the lid of a coffin?

Why don't you ever see the headline "Psychic Wins Lottery"?

Why is it that doctors call what they do "practice"?

Why is the man who invests all your money called a broker?

So what's the speed of dark?

How come abbreviated is such a long word?

A bus station is where a bus stops. A train station is where a train stops. On my desk, I have a work station..

If quitters never win, and winners never quit, what fool came up with, "Quit while you're ahead"?

How much deeper would oceans be if sponges didn't live there?

Why don't they just make mouse-flavored cat food?

If you're sending someone some Styrofoam, what do you pack it in?

Why do they sterilize needles for lethal injections?

Is it true that cannibals don't eat clowns because they taste funny?

Isn't Disney World a people trap operated by a mouse?

Wouldn't it be smart to make the sticky stuff on envelopes taste like chocolate?

Why are the commercials for cable companies on cable but not on regular television? Don't they want the people without cable to buy the cable?

How is it one careless match can start a forest fire, but it takes a whole box to start a campfire?

Why does someone believe you when you say there are four billion stars, but check when you say the paint is wet?

Stupid Yet Funny Lables.

On Sears hairdryer:
Do not use while sleeping.
(Gee, that's the only time I have to work on my hair!)

On a bag of Fritos:
You could be a winner! No purchase necessary. Details inside.
(The shoplifter special!)

On a bar of Dial soap:
Directions: Use like regular soap.
(and that would be how?)

On some Swann frozen dinners:
Serving suggestion: Defrost.
(But it's 'just' a suggestion!)

On Tesco's Tiramisu dessert: (printed on bottom of the box)
Do not turn upside down.
(Too late! you lose!)

On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding:
Product will be hot after heating.
(Are you sure? Let's experiment.)

On packaging for a Rowenta iron:
Do not iron clothes on body.
(But wouldn't that save more time? Whose body?)

On Boot's Children's cough medicine:
Do not drive car or operate machinery.
(We could do a lot to reduce the construction accidents if we just kept those 5 year olds off those fork lifts.)

On Nytol sleep aid:
Warning: may cause drowsiness.
(One would hope!)

On a Korean kitchen knife:
Warning: keep out of children.
(hmm..something must have gotten lost in the translation..)

On a string of Christmas lights:
For indoor or outdoor use only.
(As opposed to use in outer space.)

On a food processor:
Not to be used for the other use.
(Now I'm curious.)

On Sainsbury's peanuts:
Warning: contains nuts.
(but no peas?)

On an American Airlines packet of nuts:
Instructions: open packet, eat nuts.
(somebody got paid big bucks to write this one..

On a Swedish chainsaw:
Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands.
(Raise your hand if you've tried this.)

On a child's Superman costume:
Wearing of this garment does not enable you to fly.
(Oh go ahead! That's right, destroy a universal childhood belief!)

20 Ways To Maintain A Healthy Level Of Insanity

1. At Lunch Time, Sit In Your Parked Car With Sunglasses on and point a Hair Dryer At Passing Cars. See If They Slow Down.

2. Page Yourself Over The Intercom. Don't Disguise Your Voice.

3. Every Time Someone Asks You To Do Something, ask If They Want Fries with that.

4. Put Your Garbage Can On Your Desk And Label it "In".

5. Put Decaf In The Coffee Maker For 3 Weeks. Once Everyone has Gotten Over Their Caffeine Addictions, Switch to Espresso.

6. In The Memo Field Of All Your Checks, Write "For Smuggling Diamonds".

7. Finish All Your sentences with "In Accordance With The Prophecy".

8. Don't use any punctuation.

9. As Often As Possible, Skip Rather Than Walk.

10. Order a Diet Water when ever you go out to eat, with a serious face.

11. Specify That Your Drive-through Order Is "To Go".

12. Sing Along At The Opera.

13. Go To A Poetry Recital. And Ask Why The Poems Don't Rhyme?

14. Put Mosquito Netting Around Your Work Area and Play tropical Sounds All Day.

15. Five Days In Advance, Tell Your Friends You Can't Attend Their Party Because You're Not In the Mood.

16. Have Your Co-workers Address You By Your Wrestling Name, Rock Bottom.

17. When The Money Comes Out The ATM, Scream "I Won! I Won!"

18. When Leaving The Zoo, Start Running Towards The Parking Lot, Yelling "Run For Your Lives! They're Loose!"

19. Tell Your Children Over Dinner, "Due To The Economy, We Are Going To Have To Let One Of You Go."

20. And The Final Way To Keep A Healthy Level Of Insanity: Send This In An E-mail To Someone To Make Them Smile!

10 ways to make someone freak out

1) Follow complete strangers around for 10 minutes, then speak into your collar and say, "Harrold, we have a situation. Subject 367 is unresponsive. Code 163!"

2) When you get onto the elevator, laugh hysterically for 5 seconds, then glare at the other passengers as if they are crazy.

3)Run up the "down" escalators, shrieking hysterically, and when you reach the top, fall silent and glare at other shoppers as if they are crazy.

4) Approach a stranger in any Wal-Mart and hand them a spatula and say, with authority, "The future of the Earth depends on it." Abruptly turn around and walk away.

5) Walk up and down the fresh produce aisle in the supermarket and lecture the vegetables loudly on how to obtain world domination. Whenever a shopper comes close, fall silent and glare at them, and say to the produce, "We'll continue this later."

6) Follow strangers around the department store and spray everything they touch with disinfectant.

7) Follow strangers around the department store and laugh hysterically every time they touch anything.

8) When there are about 6 people in the elevator, start jumping up and down singing "Sweet Alabama".

9) When you get onto the elevator, stare at particular people with binoculars, and inform them that they have very nice ears.


-Hello and thank you for calling The State Mental Hospital.

-Please select from the following options menu:

-If you are obsessive-compulsive, press 1 repeatedly.

-If you are co-dependent, please ask someone to press 2 for you.

-If you have multiple personalities, press 3, 4, 5 and 6.

-If you are paranoid, we know who you are and what you want, stay on the line so we can trace your call.

-If you are delusional, press 7 and your call will be forwarded to the Mother Ship.

-If you are schizophrenic, listen carefully and a little voice will tell you which number to press.

-If you are manic-depressive, it doesn’t matter which number you press, nothing will make you happy anyway.

-If you are dyslexic, press 9696969696969696.

-If you are bipolar, please leave a message after the beep or before the beep or after the beep. Please wait for the beep.

-If you have short-term memory loss, press 9. If you have short-term memory loss, press 9. If you have short-term memory loss, press 9.

-If you have low self-esteem, please hang up our operators are too busy to talk with you.

-If you are menopausal, put the gun down, hang up, turn on the fan, lie down and cry. You won’t be crazy forever.

-If you are blonde, don’t press any buttons, you’ll just mess it up.


One day a woman caught a magic frog while jogging. The frog gave her three wishes for catching him, but with one catch: everything she wished for, her husband would also get, only he'd get 10 times more than her. First she wished to be the most beautiful woman on earth. "Are you sure? Your husband will be 10 times more beautiful than you," the frog clarified. "Oh yes, I'm sure." ZAP! The woman was instantly beautiful, but she was still only the second most beautiful on earth, her husband being first. "My second wish is that I wish I was the richest person on earth," she told the frog. "You sure? Your husband will have 10 times more money than you." "Oh yes." "Okay, then." ZAP! Trillions and trillions of dollars appeared in a safe in the woman's house. However, her husband was granted with even more money. "What's your third wish?" the frog asked. "I wish for a mild heart attack.

A couple of strangers were drinking at a cliffside bar overlooking the ocean. Both of them look a little drunk, when one says to the other: "Hey, look at the wind whipping up the side of that cliff. It moves pretty fast. I'll bet I could jump off of the ledge, catch the wind in my coat, and get lifted right back up to the bar!" "No way", says the other guy, "you'd fall to your death." "Well, I'm going to try it!", says the first, and at that he walks over, stands on the ledge, and leaps off in a swan dive. Sure enough, he comes sailing back up in no time, and lands on his feet right in front of the bar. "I can't believe it!" says the second guy, "that's impossible" . So the first drunk does it again: he jumps off the cliff, catches the wind in his coat, and comes sailing back to the bar. "Go ahead", he says, "try it, it's great!" "Well, OK, I'm just drunk enough to give it a go", says the second fellow. So he climbs the ledge and leaps off the cliff, only to fall screaming to his death on the rocks below. The first guy walks back to the bar and sits down to his drink. The bartender steps over, looks him in the eye, and says to him: "You know, you can be a real jerk sometimes when you've been drinking, Superman".

What you call dog with no legs?
Don't matter what you call him, he ain't gonna com


You love hoodies.
You love jeans.
Dogs are better than cats.
It's hilarious when people get hurt.
Shopping is torture.
Sad movies suck.
You own/ed an X-Box.
Played with Hotwheel cars as a kid.
At some point in time you wanted to be a firefighter
You own/ed a DS, PS2 or Sega.
. You watch sports on TV.
You love video games.
Gory movies are cool.
You go to your dad for advice.
You own like a trillion baseball caps.
You like going to high school football games.
You used to/do collect football/baseball cards.
Baggy pants are cool to wear.
It's kinda weird to have sleepovers with a bunch of people.
Green, black, red, blue, or silver are one of your favorite colors.

You love to go crazy and not care what people think.
Sports are fun.
Talk with food in your mouth.
You love to play fight

TOTAL: 17/24

YOUR GIRL SIDE: You wear lip gloss/stick
You love to shop.
You wear eyeliner.
You wear the color pink.
Go to your mom for advice.
You consider cheerleading a sport.
You hate wearing the color black.
You like hanging out at the mall.
You like getting manicures and/or pedicures.
You like wearing jewelry.
Skirts are a big part of your wardrobe.
Shopping is one of your favorite hobbies.
You don't like the movie Star Wars(Never seen 'em)
You were in gymnastics/dance
It takes you around/ more one hour to shower, get dressed, and make-up.
You smile a lot more than you should.
You have more than 10 pairs of shoes.
You care about what you look like.
You like wearing dresses when you can.
You like wearing body spray/perfume/cologne.
You love the movies.
Used to play with dolls as little kid.
Like putting make-up on someone else for the joy/joke of it.
Like being the star of every thing

TOTAL: 9/24

You are a...


You like being in charge.

You often wish you could just zap someone with a thunderbolt.

You were voted Class President.

You do what’s best for everyone.

You think you have what it takes to run for President.

You think every problem has a solution.

You love showing off.

You like plane rides.

You are hydrophobiac



You feel at home in the water.

Your favourite vacation place is at the beach.

You enjoy snorkelling, scuba diving, surfing, etc.

You want to do something about the marine species being abused today.

You visit the local pool on a regular basis.

You swim professionally.

You hate seafood.

You never get seasick.

You’d rather ride a boat than a plane.

You are acrophobiac

(7/10 )


You’re not that much of a people person.

You like staying in the dark and writing.

You experience bad moods on a regular basis.

You like listening to loud, angry music.

You spend most of your time alone.

You think parties are sometimes loud and annoying.

You like to keep to yourself.

All your closets are padlocked (or you wish they could be)

You write in diary/journal/blog.

You feel most active at night.



You own a garden.

You like the great outdoors.

You have a green thumb.

You’re an environmentalist.

You have a special connection with animals.

You’re a vegetarian.

You like going hiking, camping, and looking at the natural wonders of the world.

You always check a product if it’s environmentally-friendly.

You love going to flower shops.

You think global warming is a threat that must be dealt with.



You often start fights.

You’re a very aggressive type of person.

You like watching wrestling.

You’re competitive.

You like reading about war.

You don’t take crap from anybody.

You have anger management.

You never back away from a fight.

Everyone does what you say.

You don’t always think before you do something.



You have an insatiable thirst for knowledge.

You’re probably the only person who visit the library on a regular basis.

Half of your Christmas presents last year were books.

You like reading about war, mostly about the reasons and controversies behind it.

You’re the valedictorian in your class.

You’ve never gotten a grade below 80 in your report card.

You get political jokes without asking people to explain them.

You think it would be better if you were the President.

You have a huge shelf of books at home.

You think vinyl pocket protectors are useful.



You’re very creative and artistic.

You like listening to all kinds of music in general.

You always feel sunny and optimistic.

You are talented at drawing.

You like writing poetry.

You can play at least 3 musical instruments.

You like going to art museums.

You almost always win 1st Place in Art Contests.

You have straight A's in Art on your report card.

Your school notebook has more doodles than notes.



You dislike boys in general.

A deer is one of your favorite animals.

You can shoot targets.

You like silver.

You like the moon better than the sun

.Zoe Nightshade is awesome.

You love wild animals.

You spend most of your time outdoors.

You love to move around the place.

Hunting is not cruel, if it's to hunt down monsters



You have a way with tools.

You build awesome things during your free time.

You’re the best at Woodshop in your class.

Metalworking is your forte.

You have your own toolbox.

You often search the Internet to look for pictures of robots.

You’re a techie.

You often have carpentry projects.

You dream of being a carpenter.

You aren’t afraid of fire.

(1/10. Hah. Expected that.)


Every guy/girl swoons for you.

You like putting on makeup.

You naturally smell good.

You never experience a bad hair day.

Your favorite activity is clothes-shopping.

You’re always at the front of every trend.

You’re the popular girl/guy at your school.

You’re often invited to parties.

Your motto is ‘It’s never a party without me.”

You look at yourself in the mirror on a regular basis.



You like pickpocketing your friends.

You’re a prankster.

You’re a speed demon.

You consider yourself restless.

You’re the best speaker in the class.

You like thinking on your feet and using your wits.

You’re inventive and resourceful.

You often start arguments.

You’ve never lost a debate.

You like making witty and sarcastic statements.



You’re the life of the party.

You like wine.

You’ve probably tasted every alcoholic drink out there.

You can finish a martini in less than a minute..

You have a happy, cheerful disposition.

You’re a foodie. (A whatie?)

You like going to social events and mingling with people.

You like trying out new food.

You feel that you’re abundant in life.

You think that too much of anything is bad.


When you rearrange the letters:

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When you rearrange the letters:

Take your time and see if you can read each line aloud without a mistake. The average person can't.

This is this cat

This is is cat

This is how cat

This is to cat

This is keep cat

This is an cat

This is idiot cat

This is busy cat

This is for cat

This is forty cat

This is seconds cat

Now go back and read the THIRD word in each line from the top down. I bet you can't resist passing it on when you're done!

You'll Know You Live In 2007 When:

1. You Accidentally Enter Your Password On The Microwave

2. You Haven't Played Solitaire With Real Cards For Years

3. The Reason For Not Staying In Touch With Your Friends Is They Don't Have A Screen Name Or My Space

4. You'd Rather Look All Over The House For The Remote Instead Of Pushing Buttons On The TV

6. Your Boss Doesn't Even Have The Ability To Do Your Job

7.As You Read The List You Keep Nodding And Smiling

8. As You Read This List You Think About Sending It To All Your Friends

9. And You Were Too Busy To Notice Number Five

10. You Scroll Back Up To See If There Was A Number Five

11. Now You Are Laughing At Yourself Stupidly

12. Put This In Your Profile If You Fell For That, And You Know You Did

Try And Read This

Olny srmat poelpe can raed tihs. The phaonmneal pweor of the hmuan mnid, aoccdrnig to a rscheearch at Cmabrigde Uinervtisy, it deosn't mttaer in waht oredr the ltteers in a wrod are, the olny iprmoatnt tihng is taht the fsrit and lsat ltteer be in the rghit pclae. The rset can be a taotl mses and you can sitll raed it wouthit a porbelm. Tihs is bcuseae the huamn mnid deos not raed ervey ltteer by istlef, but the wrod as a wlohe. Amzanig huh? Yaeh, and I awlyas tghuhot slpeling was ipmorantt! If you can raed tihs psas it on!

things i just figured out

1. its called blues clues cause blue is the one who does the clues that why its a blue paw print.

2. its called T.P. cause its Toilet Paper.

3. POV means point of veiw

4. R.I.P is Rest In Peace

5. the date of the Twin towers is 9-1-1 what a cowenchadence!

Some of my Faves!!

Favorite Colors- BLUE!! yellow red orange and green and pretty purple

Favorite Movie- homeward bound

Favorite Books- sisters club, school of fear, beacause of winndixie

Favorite TV Shows- Doctor Who, Ouran Highschool Host Club, most extreem Anamaniacs!-

Favorite Hobbies- snowglobe colecting

Favorite Actor- David Tennant

Favorite Actress- Betty White

Favorite Snack- popcorn

Favorite Drink- Coke,

Favorite Song- I don't dance -Highschool Musical

TV Show Character- The Doctor

My most favoritest quote ever:
"Imagination is better than knolege" Albert einstein

Am I a tomboy or a regular girl? (the ones Bolded are my selections)

You love hoodies.
You love jeans.
dogs are better than cats
It's hilarious when people get hurt.
You've played with/against boys on a team.
Shopping is torture.
Sad movies suck
You own/ed an X-Box.
Played with Hotwheel cars as a kid.
At some point in time you wanted to be a firefighter.
You own/ed a DS, PS2 or Sega.
You used to be obsessed with Power Rangers.
Gory movies are cool.
You go to your dad for advice.
You own like a trillion baseball caps.
You like going to high school football games.
You used to/do collect football/baseball cards.
Baggy pants are cool to wear.
It's kinda weird to have sleepovers with a bunch of people.
Green, black, red, blue, or silver are one of your favorite colors.
You love to go crazy and not care what people think.
Sports are fun
Talk with food in your mouth.
Sleep with your socks on at night
You love to play fight

last last cristmas (2010) i made a 12 days of chritmas song, here it is starting at 12

on the 12th day of christmas my mommy gave to me,

12 angry calicos

11 howoling shitzus

10 turtles running

9 frogs a leaping

8 mutts a yapping

7 ducks a swiming

6 unlucky rabitts

5 golden hamster

4 kittens

3 gold fish

2 yomerainians

and uno in the old oak treeee

my house is crouded

uno was 1 of my cats

5.gremlens 2/ adventures in baby sitting
3. Day of the Doctor
2. Wakko's Wish
1.homeward bound

Loves to joke. Attractive. Suave Brave and fearless. Firm and has leadership qualities. Knows how to console others. Too generous and egoistic. Takes high pride in oneself. Thirsty for praises. Extraordinary spirit. Easily angered when provoked. Easily jealous. Observant. Careful and cautious. Thinks quickly. Independent thoughts. Loves to lead and to be led.Loves to dream. Talented in the arts, music and defense Sensitive but not petty. Poor resistance against illnesses. Learns to relax. Hasty and trusty. Romantic. Loving and caring. Loves to make friends.




3.Do nothing and stop reading this

4. if your still reading you didnt listin to 3!!

Th-th-th-th-that's all, folks

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Inbetween by DellaNee-Chan reviews
The story behind two people who were meant for each other and how exactly they grew so close, and ended up the way they did. KyoyaxKaoru
Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 7 - Words: 6,451 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 83 - Updated: 9/13/2016 - Published: 8/13/2014 - [Kaoru H., Kyōya O.]
KyoKao collection! by Magicalfoxes reviews
Like the title says, this is a collection of KyoKao oneshots! If you're a fan of this pairing, you'll love this! At Least I hope so! Rated for suggestive themes and language. (HIATUS. MAY BE EDITED.)
Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 16 - Words: 11,363 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 76 - Updated: 1/3/2016 - Published: 1/30/2014 - [Kaoru H., Kyōya O.]
Of Snowballs and Unicorns by Ladie in Lace reviews
Crack, crack, CRACK! A series of one shots centered around the host club. Awkward moments, embarrassment, and a lot more of Mori than you EVER wanted to see...well, maybe not ;) This is basically me getting out all of my humor...and insanity. Occasional fluff chapters are possible.
Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 12 - Words: 8,983 - Reviews: 114 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 55 - Updated: 7/17/2015 - Published: 9/3/2013 - Tamaki S., Kyōya O., Kaoru H., Hikaru H.
Betting on Love by Beelzabub2319 reviews
When England invites France out for his birthday it gives France hope that the Englishman might have feelings for him. But will it be enough for France to confess his feelings? Or will he need a little help from his friends? FrUk, with not so subtle Spamano and PruHun. Rated T for language.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 9,282 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 30 - Updated: 7/1/2015 - Published: 7/24/2013 - England/Britain, France
Can You Live for Me, At Least by cooliochick5 reviews
Samantha finds herself ina situation she would never in a million years think to be in. Can she convince Sam to make the right desicion before it's too late?
Time Warp Trio - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,769 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 5 - Published: 6/22/2015 - Sam, Samantha - Complete
Prank Calls by KNDFANGIRL reviews
Your favorite Kids Next Door characters start prank calling each other! SUPER RANDOM AND HILARIOUS! Ideas are accepted! PLEASE R&R!
Codename: Kids Next Door - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 6,514 - Reviews: 81 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 6/17/2015 - Published: 7/22/2010
Like Country, Like Colony by NarutoNineTailsFury reviews
England just wanted to cast a spell to make France's hair fall out... So when America interrupts the spell, a loud explosion occurs! When the smoke clears, America is acting like England! When Canada starts flirting, and Romano starts smiling... The Hetalia world is flipped on it's head!
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,694 - Reviews: 68 - Favs: 110 - Follows: 125 - Updated: 12/10/2014 - Published: 11/21/2013 - England/Britain, America, France, Canada
Secrets by You.Are.Me reviews
Kyoya thought he was alone in the club room but it turns out a little devil knows his secret- and before he knows it, he's wrapped around that sex pixie's finger.
Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,668 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 10/18/2014 - Published: 10/16/2014 - [Kaoru H., Kyōya O.]
But I Thought? by Flamestarter reviews
My first story I am so excited! Ruby is noticing her feelings for someone, or someones, but who? Frank x Ruby x Len don't like don't read. I'm serious if you don't like it then don't review to just hate on it. On hiatus.
Ruby Gloom - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 8,424 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 10/8/2014 - Published: 7/10/2012 - Complete
Anomaly by PsilentAsInCjelli reviews
Post-movie. Groot remembers something important.
Guardians of the Galaxy - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 154 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 8 - Published: 8/26/2014 - Groot, Rocket R. - Complete
Now And Forever! by Rocker-Princess-97 reviews
When Lock, Shock, and Barrel said "now and forever" they meant it. Follow their journey as they meet each other, become Boogie's Boys, cause chaos, and find their way in life, all while sticking together like a very twisted and horrible family.
Nightmare Before Christmas - Rated: T - English - Horror/Family - Chapters: 5 - Words: 7,778 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 8/10/2014 - Published: 5/18/2013 - Barrel, Lock, Shock
Prussia the Boss and Chibi Germany by BrightBlueNinjas reviews
We've heard the stories of Romano and Italy's childhood, now it's Germany's turn. Join Prussia as he attempts to raise the most stubborn child on the planet. T because I'm fluent in Profanity.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 50 - Words: 91,489 - Reviews: 858 - Favs: 437 - Follows: 289 - Updated: 10/20/2013 - Published: 12/6/2012 - Germany, Prussia - Complete
The More the Loonier by silkyterrier34 reviews
Deuce and other villains are after six powerful necklaces Tech and Rev designed. Sadly, the Loonatics and Zadavia get captured and accidentally send the necklaces back in time. When the necklaces enter the 21st century they end up with their ancestors. When the villains find out who has the necklaces they don't hesitate to go after them. BugsxLola DaffyxTina and Acexi.
Crossover - Looney Tunes & Loonatics Unleashed - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 20,128 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 7/25/2013 - Published: 9/28/2012 - Complete
Chased Brothers, Unite! by OnnaMurcielago666 reviews
Belarus and Korea have decided to chase their brothers. Their brothers aren't exactly happy about that, so both China and Russia end up cowering in the same closet.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 5 - Words: 2,761 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 7/5/2013 - Published: 3/21/2012 - China, Russia - Complete
Je T'adore by Mistress Duck reviews
Je t'adore is such a cute little word in French. Now if you hear this word in English it sound's like 'Shut the door' How can this one word effect a whole story so much? Well read to find out! It's short sweet and fluffy! I hope you all like it and at least review if it was good or not! Thank you!
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 570 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/24/2013 - England/Britain, France - Complete
Mutation Day by Lunamayn reviews
How did our favorite turtles get their names? Their masks? What was their first word? This story answers these three questions. Basically cute and fluffy turtle tot adorableness. One-Shot.
Ninja Turtles - Rated: K - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,196 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 6 - Published: 2/10/2013 - Complete
One Perfect Atom by Sharky42 reviews
When a proton and an electron are attracted to each other it's only a matter of time before they combine to make something special. Sappy love story. One-shot. ****EDITED**** Fixed it up some.
Alvin and the chipmunks - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,284 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 14 - Published: 1/13/2013 - Jeanette M., Simon S. - Complete
Scare School's Twelve Days of Christmas by LenoreFan reviews
The Twelve Days of Christmas Scare School style!.
Casper's Scare School - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 418 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/1/2012 - Complete
TMNT Mikey's bored Poem by mistyrose224 reviews
I'm kinda bored too Lol
Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles - Rated: K - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 116 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 8 - Published: 11/16/2012 - Michelangelo - Complete
Alive by XXCaptainUsoppXX reviews
Frank wakes up - Frank, just Frank, because Frank-and-Len is no more - to discover that Skull Boy's latest invention has done some very strange things to certain members of the household…
Ruby Gloom - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Friendship - Chapters: 10 - Words: 11,650 - Reviews: 75 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 11/13/2012 - Published: 8/13/2012 - Complete
Untold Love Story by realityescaper10 reviews
We all know the story of the bow and the umbrella, but were we ever told about what happened between Phoebe and Gerald in pre-school? This story is my take on what I think could have happened to spark their crushes on one another.
Hey Arnold - Rated: K - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,037 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 11/13/2012 - Published: 11/6/2012 - Gerald, Phoebe - Complete
Share Your Feelings by watsontheweird reviews
Japan has a conversation with Italy, who wants him to express his feelings more.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 715 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 2 - Published: 11/1/2012 - Japan, N. Italy - Complete
Making Things Right by KNDFANGIRL reviews
Kuki, Wally, Abby, AND Hoagie all wake up finding themselves grown, married, and other suprises! Alittle similar to operation WHITEHOUSE and the movie 13 Going on 30. Pairings: 3/4 & 2/5, and some slight other couple stuff! Rated T for SOME mature stuff!
Codename: Kids Next Door - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 13,418 - Reviews: 86 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 38 - Updated: 10/25/2012 - Published: 7/10/2010
TMNT Donatello and michelangelo by mistyrose224 reviews
Donnie and Mikey are left in the lair for some bonding time. Short story.
Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles - Rated: T - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 249 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 5 - Published: 10/19/2012 - Donatello, Michelangelo
Curse of the Spider by Qille reviews
How did Nico and Pedro become arachnaphobic? It all started one morning when an incredibly large and incredibly poisonous spider crawled into their hollow... Prequel to all my other stories. Rating may change.
Rio - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 5 - Words: 10,040 - Reviews: 88 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 37 - Updated: 9/23/2012 - Published: 2/19/2012 - Pedro, Nico
I'm not that dumb! by Mistress Duck reviews
England bump's into France in the store. What happen's when France try's to ask what a strawberry look's like.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 818 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/11/2012 - England/Britain, France - Complete
Animaniacs Go Animal! by Animanizanny reviews
The cast of Animaniacs gets shiprecked!Minds are twisted, lines drawn as the dark island makes everyone an enemy.Things become bad as cast members vanish.As victims increase,so do suspects until the culprit could be anyone...even those trusted best.
Animaniacs - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Horror - Chapters: 19 - Words: 48,219 - Reviews: 138 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 7/24/2012 - Published: 8/7/2011 - Yakko W. - Complete
Morning Warners by sweetiepie08 reviews
Dr. Scratchansniff wakes up one peaceful morning only to find the Warners tearing his kitchen apart!
Animaniacs - Rated: K - English - Family/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,776 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 8 - Published: 6/23/2012 - Dr. Scratchansniff - Complete
Barrel's rant by Red Crayon Embassy reviews
Barrel comes clean of what he thinks of stuff- mainly droning on and on about lollipops. Oh, and some deeply meaningful stuff as well.
Nightmare Before Christmas - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,209 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/13/2012 - Barrel
Movie Night by ghost-of-a-scarecrow reviews
The Warners are watching Twilight... well, Dot is and Wakko's asleep while Yakko attempts to remain awake. Just a little one-shot concerning the Warner's opinion of the movie Twilight. Yakko's POV. R&R
Animaniacs - Rated: K - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 638 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 8 - Published: 3/31/2012 - Yakko W., Dot W. - Complete
No Just no by Splinter reviews
Mike has the craziest ideas when he can't sleep.
Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 920 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 7 - Published: 3/21/2012 - Michelangelo, Raphael - Complete
The Most Important Question of Our Time by Karalora reviews
America invites the Nordics over for a TV binge. There may be no survivors. One-shot.
Scandinavia and the World - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 830 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/16/2012 - Complete
In The Middle by KaylaMicael reviews
My first original story. It may similar to others in this universe and been influenced by them but the idea was in my head before I joined Fanfiction. Please read and review! Oh yes, and unfortunately I own nothing. Enjoy!
Animaniacs - Rated: K - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,343 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 3 - Published: 10/14/2011 - Wakko W., Dot W. - Complete
Buddy Wars by KhallieGurl reviews
An argument between Nico and Pedro evolves into a full-on prank war, which in turn escalates into something a little more serious. Sequel/Companion Piece to "Ambitions".
Rio - Rated: K - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 9 - Words: 33,274 - Reviews: 61 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 9/10/2011 - Published: 6/23/2011 - Complete
The Most Unbearable Mission Yet by KNDFANGIRL reviews
Numbuh 86 gets stuck on a mission to save the Kids Next Door with the operative she hates the most...Numbuh 60. Packed with adventure, humor, romance, and more! PLEASE READ AND REVIEW!
Codename: Kids Next Door - Rated: K - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 19,255 - Reviews: 113 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 8/30/2011 - Published: 6/22/2010 - Fanny F./Numbuh 86, Patton D./Numbuh 60 - Complete
The Real Kids Next Door by KNDFANGIRL reviews
I showed my nephew, who is only six, the show. He really liked it and he wanted to make a story too! Everything that you read is him, I just typed it up! PLEASE READ, IT IS FUNNY AND REALLY RANDOM! Just remember he is a 6 year old boy...
Codename: Kids Next Door - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,058 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 8/20/2011 - Published: 6/5/2010 - Complete
Royal Pains by Animanizanny reviews
Everyone knows how the Warners became co-rulers. But what comes after? With Yakko being forced to marry, Dot lost in the beauty of being a queen and Wakko being hungry...okay so THAT'S normal. But what if the Warners' throne was at stake? Review!
Animaniacs - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 22,981 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 8/4/2011 - Published: 7/18/2011 - Yakko W., Wakko W. - Complete
Gerald and Phoebe by Flintphone reviews
Gerald and Phoebe have begun to spend more time together. How will Arnold and Helga react to this? How will this affect their friendships?
Hey Arnold - Rated: K - English - Friendship - Chapters: 3 - Words: 9,865 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 6/24/2011 - Published: 3/18/2010 - [Arnold, Helga]
Ambitions by KhallieGurl reviews
Nico and Pedro have always been on top when it comes to the party scene. But some people aren't happy about it. Rated K because I don't plan on writing any particularly mature material, but there will probably be some mild violence later on.
Rio - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Drama - Chapters: 7 - Words: 29,184 - Reviews: 74 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 6/13/2011 - Published: 4/27/2011 - Complete
Bottled Up by Qille reviews
Takes place after Deadly Secrets. How does Nico deal with his claustrophobia? And what happened to those marmosets? All questions will be answered. Rating subject to change. THIS IS A TWO-SHOT!
Rio - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 2 - Words: 27,894 - Reviews: 63 - Favs: 65 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 6/8/2011 - Published: 5/1/2011 - Nico, Pedro - Complete
Abby's mission by RoseyRedCosplay reviews
Mission- to appease the crazy fans and get the KND's major couples together. How she'll do it- Any way she wants. Disclaimer- I don't own the Kids Next Door. Everybody would be together by now. K for kissing
Codename: Kids Next Door - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 4,637 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 5/23/2011 - Published: 11/6/2010 - Abigail L./Numbuh 5
Invisible by sheathesuperbunny reviews
Theres a new girl named Tori from America. Nico and Pedro are the first to greet her and give her the tour of Rio. Tori starts developing feelings for Nico, but theres just one problem, HE HAS A GIRLFRIEND!
Rio - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 8 - Words: 11,718 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 5/17/2011 - Published: 5/11/2011 - Complete
Cockatoo Karma by Invader Johnny reviews
Niguel's actions finally catch up with him. One-Shot.
Rio - Rated: K+ - English - Tragedy/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,250 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/26/2011 - Blu, Nigel - Complete
Deadly Secrets by Qille reviews
Pedro has a secret: he can't swim. He didn't know how much this would affect his life, and he didn't know it would endanger the life of his best friend, Nico. Rated T for blood and because I'm paranoid.
Rio - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,108 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 74 - Follows: 20 - Published: 4/21/2011 - Nico, Pedro - Complete
Lonesome by That Kid with a Dumb Username reviews
An older Barrel contemplates how he came to think of Shock as more than just a friend. Barrel/Shock. One-Shot.
Nightmare Before Christmas - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,220 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 5 - Published: 4/3/2011 - [Barrel, Shock] - Complete
Big Brother's Responsibility by Mimi0204 reviews
Being the oldest, it was always Yakko's responsibility to be a parent to his siblings. It was only a matter of time before that responsibility became too much.
Animaniacs - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Family - Chapters: 8 - Words: 21,259 - Reviews: 105 - Favs: 117 - Follows: 80 - Updated: 3/27/2011 - Published: 6/12/2007 - Yakko W.
Opposite Day by KNDFANGIRL reviews
This is just a one-shot to take away my writer's block. Kuki and Wally play the opposite game...with a few of their teammates. Has some 3/4.
Codename: Kids Next Door - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 991 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 3 - Published: 2/23/2011 - Wallabee B./Numbuh 4, Kuki S./Numbuh 3 - Complete
Frost by CrazyInSye reviews
Winters in Acmetropolis can be brutal what with the climate change and all , for some much more than others. Especially when your not used to the season of winter at all. But friends have a habit of helping each other through those moments. Tech & Rev
Loonatics Unleashed - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,096 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/7/2011 - Rev Runner, Tech E. Coyote - Complete
KND Question and Answer by A Visionary Skeptic reviews
I have locked up the KND cast in a room and I'm making them answer your every question. Hurry up before they find some way to escape.Pairings depend on questions and a special guest will be commenting. HINT: not me but a certain character XD info inside
Codename: Kids Next Door - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 24,269 - Reviews: 185 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 41 - Updated: 1/30/2011 - Published: 6/23/2010
Compassion by Jamocha101 reviews
It turns out, the ultimate prank, is the ultimate cure.
Animaniacs - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,813 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/17/2011 - Yakko W., Plotz - Complete
I'm taking a survey by fictionlover94 reviews
Follow up to whats a survey now its Kuki's Pov hope you enjoy
Codename: Kids Next Door - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 953 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 4 - Updated: 1/12/2011 - Published: 1/7/2011 - Kuki S./Numbuh 3, Mushi S. - Complete
Ah, Sweet, sweet Revenge by The.Ocean.Shadow reviews
The person who seeks revenge, finds revenge sweet, but the one being revenged on, usually finds the revenge, not so sweet. A funny, one shot, maybe pointless. Please read and review. :
Teen Titans - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,114 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 3 - Published: 1/3/2011 - Raven, Mas y Menos - Complete
Don't Leave Me by NekoKiku of Love reviews
Japan shows some kindness to Belarus when big brother mode is activated but now she wants him to marry her. Belarus X Japan OOCness
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,230 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 13 - Published: 12/26/2010 - Belarus, Japan - Complete
Become one with Japan! by The Elder Swear reviews
In search of Russia, Belarus runs into a most unlikely person. Perhaps this shy nation is more than meets the eye.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,850 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 8 - Published: 12/25/2010 - Belarus, Japan - Complete
What's a survey by fictionlover94 reviews
Wally answers a survey and this is his answers.
Codename: Kids Next Door - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 755 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 11/30/2010 - Published: 11/29/2010 - Joey B., Wallabee B./Numbuh 4 - Complete
Under the Mistletoe by PenelopePotter28 reviews
LOL yes its November...but NOONE CARES ABOUT THANKSGIVING so I'm doing my Christmas story NOW! Your fave couples or maybe they aren't wind up under the mistletoe. Starting with Lee/Sonya and building up to Wally/Kuki! NOW COMPLETE YAYZ! BUTTER!
Codename: Kids Next Door - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 781 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 11/14/2010 - Published: 11/8/2010
Snow by eli's cauldron reviews
Numbuh 60 hosts this years KNDAnniversary! 86/60 Fluff at the end. 3 of 5
Codename: Kids Next Door - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 526 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/20/2010 - Fanny F./Numbuh 86, Patton D./Numbuh 60 - Complete
Reasons Why by blue-eyed-blonde12 reviews
Slightly cracky drabble. Hoagie is incredibly infatuated.
Codename: Kids Next Door - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 198 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 17 - Published: 9/19/2010 - Abigail L./Numbuh 5, Hoagie P. G. Jr./Numbuh 2 - Complete
Stupid boys by Stephielove95 reviews
A few guests come to visit sector V for the night, and the girls get an idea. That's what boys get for not paying attention. ;D.
Codename: Kids Next Door - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,247 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 9/13/2010 - Published: 8/21/2010 - Complete
Because He Doesnt Like Batman by KNDFANGIRL reviews
A One-Shot! Kuki says no to a date with The Kid...why? Abby and Kuki have a debate. Better than it sounds! PLEASE R&R!
Codename: Kids Next Door - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 712 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/26/2010 - Kuki S./Numbuh 3 - Complete
Sector V's REAL Dreams by KNDFANGIRL reviews
Sector V share some interesting dreams they had the previous night and come to find out they came true! PLEASE R&R!
Codename: Kids Next Door - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 664 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 13 - Published: 7/19/2010 - Complete
How I Speak by KNDFANGIRL reviews
This is a short one-shot about Abby and Hoagie. Someone starts getting annoyed with the way Abby speaks, so he starts saying some of his own laguages! HUMOR! PLEASE R & R!
Codename: Kids Next Door - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 455 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 10 - Published: 7/19/2010 - Abigail L./Numbuh 5, Hoagie P. G. Jr./Numbuh 2 - Complete
Shake My Hand by numbuh310alltheway reviews
*ONE SHOT* Hoagie wants Abby to shake his hand. But why? R & R please!
Codename: Kids Next Door - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 553 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 8 - Published: 7/7/2010 - Abigail L./Numbuh 5, Hoagie P. G. Jr./Numbuh 2 - Complete
Just Another Manic Monday by numbuh310alltheway reviews
"Monday. Uhg, how Abby hates Mondays." She thought to herself. A one shot of another manic Monday for Abby.
Codename: Kids Next Door - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 833 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 9 - Published: 6/14/2010 - Abigail L./Numbuh 5, Hoagie P. G. Jr./Numbuh 2 - Complete
A Funny Conversation by geninkitty reviews
"Wally?" "Yeah, Kooks?" "Nothin'." One-shot conversation fic. 3/4
Codename: Kids Next Door - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 803 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 17 - Published: 5/22/2010 - Wallabee B./Numbuh 4, Kuki S./Numbuh 3 - Complete
Grinding Gears by blue-eyed-blonde12 reviews
Who is really second in command? -Abby/Hoagie friendship-
Codename: Kids Next Door - Rated: K - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 268 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 10 - Published: 10/26/2009 - Abigail L./Numbuh 5, Hoagie P. G. Jr./Numbuh 2 - Complete
The Most Amazing Laugh by Grogie13 reviews
Did the man know exactly what the crocodile tongues would do? Well, he knew the peach was bound to grow, along with the bugs. Did he plan this out? Or was it just fate? CentiSpider
James and the Giant Peach - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,789 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/22/2009 - Complete
Mistaken by Darkfire75 reviews
Little!England meets little!France for the first time...and thinks *she* is the prettiest girl he's ever seen.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 647 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 102 - Follows: 10 - Published: 8/23/2009 - England/Britain, France - Complete
Harriet's Scrapbook by CrazyInSye reviews
Just what is the story between Rev and Rip? An unexpected visit and a family album might hold the answer. The lives of the Runner family...Unleashed. Please R&R
Loonatics Unleashed - Rated: T - English - Family/Friendship - Chapters: 7 - Words: 16,644 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 7/13/2009 - Published: 6/22/2008 - Rev Runner
Bottled Feelings by Invisibool reviews
A oneshot of Ferb's feelings for Fireside Girl Gretchen. He doesn't know if he should tell her, so he asks Isabella about it. Ferb's P.O.V. REVISED!
Phineas and Ferb - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,125 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/21/2009 - Ferb, Fireside Girls - Complete
Stolen Minutes by Magician April Aries reviews
Oneshot. “I wanted some alone time with you,” Kaoru said adorably. “And look, I’m getting it."
Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,124 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 178 - Follows: 26 - Published: 1/4/2009 - Kyōya O., Kaoru H. - Complete
Kaoru's Obsession by Tranquillezza reviews
Dialogue Challenge from Jazy in SHINE. KaoKyou/KyouKao. Kyouya tries on some clothes that Kaoru's designed, guest starring Hikaru. Please Read and Review!
Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 925 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/29/2008 - Kaoru H., Kyōya O. - Complete
The Lost Bet by Jazyrha reviews
Hikaru lost a bet and Kaoru has to be the Shadow King's servant. What follows is a week filled with maidcostumes, cat ears, milk, pink underwear, strawberries, daring moves, but most of all: Kyouya senpai! KyouKao.RatingMayChange. RR please!Chapter 5 up!
Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 50,337 - Reviews: 161 - Favs: 110 - Follows: 126 - Updated: 7/14/2008 - Published: 12/5/2007 - Kaoru H., Kyōya O.
His Name Was by TaintedMoonlight reviews
Death. The kid. Death the kid. Who was he? Was he just 'little death? Was he just death, the kid? Death the kid. That was his name. Until he met Liz and Patty.
Soul Eater - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,676 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 220 - Follows: 21 - Published: 6/19/2008 - Death The Kid, Elizabeth T./Liz - Complete
Because 25 plus 25 makes 50 by Shiku reviews
Because of the 25 plus 25 moments that make 50 moments. KyouKao. 50 prompts 50ish short lines. -S H I N E Challenge-
Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,333 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/26/2008 - Kaoru H., Kyōya O. - Complete
Notes by Integration reviews
Summary: Kyouya finds a note one day and he can't help but feel anxious and lost. : 3 Summary is totally misleading... I think. No angst can be found here!
Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,100 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/25/2008 - Kyōya O., Kaoru H.
Strange Fluffy Feeling? by FailingDemi reviews
Where our lovable stoic host experiences a feeling that has a whole differnet meaning, and he doesn't even know what the frick it is. A short KyouKao tale. -KYOUKAO/FLUFF/ONESHOT/Written for SHINE-
Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 783 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 3 - Published: 4/19/2008 - Kyōya O., Kaoru H. - Complete
Theme Song Gone Wrong by CrazyInSye reviews
It's the worst take of the theme song ever! Who knew that because one person, who wasn't even in the title sequence, could make such a big impact on the show! WARNING crazy misfortune and near death expirence. first A! story so bare with me Newly edited!
Animaniacs - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,129 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 3 - Published: 3/22/2008 - Complete
A Different Kind Of Fairytale by Jazyrha reviews
50-sentence story about the beautiful love of Kyouya and Kaoru. Even though it was a weird kind of fairy tale, it was a fairy tale nonetheless.
Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,478 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 6 - Published: 1/18/2008 - Kaoru H., Kyōya O. - Complete
Imagine It! by Soul-sis reviews
Wakko just got a new imaginary friend, but Yakko starts to act strange when Wakko mentions his friend. Why was Yakko acting so strange and what was he hiding? I updated finally!
Animaniacs - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 7 - Words: 5,286 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 9/13/2007 - Published: 1/19/2007 - Complete
Metaphorically Speaking by twistingblue reviews
For a contest community on LiveJournal. Hikaru and Tamaki aren't as different as they'd like to think, and neither are Kaoru and Kyouya. Genfic, switching of Past and Present tenses to keep the story flowing, and shirtless Kyouya.
Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,825 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/24/2007 - Kaoru H., Kyōya O. - Complete
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Tale of Three Brothers (DW AU) reviews
Christopher (9) Has just come back from The War onlt to find his father, David Smith Seniour(David Campell) Is dead and his brother David jr (10) Has stolen his love, Rose Tyler. Meanwhile There youngest brother Matt (11) Is engaged to the beautiful River Song, but he's starting to have feelings for another, Davids teacher friend Clara Oswald. It's actualy pretty good I swear!
Doctor Who - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,032 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 22 - Published: 12/1/2013 - 9th Doctor, 10th Doctor, Rose T., 11th Doctor
It's a Tooniful life! reviews
On Mobias life is sweet and perfect.Exept for the pitiful town where everything can, and does go wrong. This horrible town just got a tad bit better on the corner of Pencile-vania avinue and Thinner bulavard, when two boys meet. They run into alot of trouble but I guess its all part of a Tooniful life!
Animaniacs - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,512 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 5/22/2012 - Published: 3/20/2012 - Yakko W.
Hatered Helping Hearts reviews
this is my sequel to thanks sneaking, if you remember taz and fanny's relation ship in it than you'll know how crazy this is... they team up! as holidays pass couples are made
Codename: Kids Next Door - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 613 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 8/5/2011 - Published: 3/1/2011 - Fanny F./Numbuh 86
codename: kids next door CHAT reviews
you ask a question and we answer every knd charecter including Taz is here,
Codename: Kids Next Door - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,278 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 4/3/2011 - Published: 3/14/2011
thanks sneaking reviews
it's thanks giving, the foods gone and the girls spy! STARRING:abby kuki sonya virgina rachel taz and fanny co stars:hogie wally lee bartie nigel tyler skyler and patton! it says romance but idk R&R
Codename: Kids Next Door - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 2,433 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 2/26/2011 - Published: 11/22/2010 - Complete
Time is the key reviews
another time travel fic
Codename: Kids Next Door - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 146 - Reviews: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/20/2011
candy scavanger hunt reviews
this is a story on every ones favorite spy/candy hunter NUMBUH 5! and she's travling the wold to win the candy trophy, enjoy
Codename: Kids Next Door - Rated: K - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 886 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 1/2/2011 - Published: 11/16/2010 - Abigail L./Numbuh 5
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