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I have my future figured out, sorta. I'm gonna be an paediatrician, but I'll DEFINITELY be an author. I'm also gonna minor in either philosophy or theology. I also plan on having four children, two girls and two boys. The boys will be named by their father, and the girls will be Jane Eileen and Margaret Rosina AKA Maggie-Rose.


Name: Nunya Bizness

Age: 16. a little less than two months from now, I will be 17. Dear GOD, I'm getting old fast...

Birthday: November 30th, 1996

Zodiac Sign: Depends. Sidereal, I'm an Ophiuchus. Normal, I'm a Sagittarius. I wish I were a Pisces or an Aquarius...

Bad Habits: Nail biting/eating, hair pulling, nose-picking, cursing, ignorance of the emotions and opinions of others(but I see that as a good thing, because they could know.), indecision(no wait, maybe not...heehee.), split imagination (one is perky-schoolgirl-romance-visuals-in-anime-sparkly-fangirly-sticky-sweet-euphoria, the other is gloomy-gory-horror-drama-monochrome-visuals-seedy-underground-crime-syndicate-crumbly-moldy-depression.),

Beliefs: God; reincarnation; aliens, ghosts, and psychic powered people; The Beatles know the Secret of Life; love always triumphs outside of the Drama genre; death is not an end, but a new beginning all together; hate is just another kind of love; The ultimate answer to life, the universe, and everything is 42

Fears: Wasps; the live-action Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles; the color pink; sequins

Foods I ABSOLUTELY will NOT eat: Veal, rabbit meat, goat meat, wild animal meat, foie gras, duck, goose, pigeon, any plant other than cherries or applesauce or dried fruits, fungi.

Pairings I Support: Skilene, Phinbella, Ferbnessa,Hans x my mother, Darlice, Koris now that it's canon, Spandy, Kico, Koju, ManfreddixJohnson(be it girl/boy, boy/boy, or, near impossibly, girl/girl!), OCxOC, Hanlene(Because here, it's canon.), DonatelloxApril, LeonardoxKarai, RaphaelxOC, MichelangeloxOC

Pairings to Which I Am Neutral: Ferbella, Marski, Skans, Kovate, Kipper, father-son Pripper, PrivatexMother Duck, RaphaelxMonaLisa, CaseyxApril

Pairings I am against: I am against Prico. It's just creepy, folks. Pripper as in SkipperxPrivate do a no-no is messed up! Julene is just nonsense to me, Prilene and RicoxMarlene are just frightening. Skihole is too much of a size difference for me to like it, plus what would Cheycartoongirl8 think? Also, pairing the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles with each other, Splinter, or Shredder is VERY messed up.

Boyfriend: None. I'll wait til I'm 18, thank you very much.

Enemies: Skipper; Kowalski; Mort; Leonardo; The Shredder; a jerkface in my class($%&%$&$%@#&!!!!!!!); creepy stalker on my bus



My mom's pork chops, parmesan chicken, and cherry cheesecake; my sister's cupcakes; my own personal peanut butter sundwiches with butter, whipped cream, chocolate syrup, apple butter, gummi bears, cream cheese, grape jelly, honey, chocolate chips, noodles, or any combination of the lot; spaghetti and meatballs; meatballs and gravy over pasta or rice; meat in general; chocolate; peanut butter; ice cream; caramel; hot fudge; red velvet cake; sopapillas; spatzle(German meatballs with breaded noodles! It's quite yummy!); apple pie


Egg nog; chocolate milk; Pibb(Dr. Pepper, Coke, and Pepsi can suck it!); Ramune; Amp energy drinks; Big Red; cherry soda


Shugo-Chara; Strawberry Panic!; Inuyasha; Ranma 1/2; Sailor Moon; Codename:Sailor V; Life (by Keiko Suenobu)


Madagascar series; Muppets; VeggieTales; Rankin-Bass Christmas specials; The Hobbit and Lord of the Rings series; Identity Thief; Disney movies

TV Series

PB&J Otter; Penguins of Madagascar; Spongebob Squarepants; Phineas and Ferb; Animaniacs; Adventure Time; South Park; The Simpsons; Family Guy; Extr@ (It's an educational sitcom that teaches English, Spanish, German, and French! It's an awesome yet short series that I recommend!); Pokemon; Beetlejuice; 2012 Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles; T.U.F.F. Puppy; Cheers; Wild, Wild West; Remington Steele; Tiny Toon Adventures; The Grim Adventures of Billy and Mandy;

Video Game Series

Pokemon; Sims; Super Mario; flash dress-up games


Anything Tolkein; Frankenstein; Magic or Madness trilogy by Justine Larbalestier; A Christmas Carol by Charles Dickens; The Iliad and The Odyssey by Homer; anything Dr. Suess; Dear Dumb Diary seires by Jim Benton; anything Hans Christian Andersen; trivia books by anyone; books on anatomy; anything Edgar Allen Poe


PewDiePie; RayWilliamJohnson; RockOnPOM; JacksFilms; Tobuscus


Prince Harry; Princess Diana

Famous Idiots

Charlie Sheen; anyone who has ever won a Darwin Award (one wins a Darwin award for dying in a hilariously stupid manner!)

Ice Cream Flavor

Pistachio almond; peanut butter cup; vanilla; birthday cake; egg nog


Christmas; Thanksgiving

List random characters in no particular order.

1. Splinter

2. April

3. Donatello

4. Raphael

5. Karai

6. Leonardo

7. Michelangelo

1.) So. What would you do if you if your school principal was (2)?



2.) What would you do if you accidentally walked in on (5) taking a shower?


...Call her a twig and run for my life.

3.) What would you do if (3) and (7) were in a relationship?

(Donatello and Michelangelo)


4.) What would you do if (1) and (2) got married?

(Splinter and April)

Commit suicide, like every other fan would.

5.) What would you do if (6) randomly woke you up in the morning and started singing a Hannah Montana song?


Film the whole thing, get a YouTube account, upload it, and become a TMNT fandom goddess for proving that Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles are real.

6.) What would you do if you saw (1) and (4) kissing?

(Splinter and Raphael)

Kill them both and then kill myself.

7.) What would you do if (2) made you cookies?


Give them to Donnie. He needs them more than I do.

8.) What would you do if (5) asked you out?


Me: ...Sooooo, I hear Leo's planning on gender reassignment.

9.) What would you do if (1), (4), and (6) made a boy band?

(Splinter, Raphael, and Leonardo)

Make a reality TV show about it.

10.) What would you do if (2), (4), and (5) were complete and utter stalkers?

(April, Raphael, and Karai,)

To Shredder: STALK DONNIE, NOT ME! Raphael: ...DONNIE! LEO! MIKEY! RAPH'S STALKING ME AGAIN! Karai: ...H-hey, I heard that Leo's come out of the closet! You two should...hit up gay bars together sometime, yeah!

11.)What would you do if (5) and (7) were in a mental hospital?

(Karai and Michelangelo)

Karai being in a mental hospital I understand, since she likes stabbing things for fun. Mikey would simply bugger her till she stabbed him in the neck with a butter knife.

12.)What would you do if you heard (4) singing Poker Face?


Join him, and make the entire cast join us in a Gangnam Style parody,Ninja Turtle Style!

13.)What would you do if (1) proposed to you?


This is CF3's mother. CF3 has passed out due to asphyxiation from laughing too hard.

14.)What would you do if (2), (7), and (4) were presidents for different countries?

(April, Michelangelo, and Raphael)

Elect myself Vice President of ALL THREE COUNTRIES! IN SECRET!

15.)What would you do if (2) and (3) got married?

(April and Donatello)

...$#(*&%*#%&*$(&*(&*U#%YRFTHEJUREXGFRTG%Y$*E$JH!!!!!!!!CRUY%$TY%&@!RTG%%HU *Head explodes, spewing rainbow unicorns, warm and still beating human and turtle hearts, confetti hearts, and brain matter; just like the rest of the Donpril fangirls out there*

16.)What would you do if (7) tried to convince you they're a purple rhino?


Just play along, and see where it goes.

17.)What would you do if (3) confided in you about their secret love for (4)?

(Donatello and Raphael)

Me: 0.e...What happened to April...?

If you still hold your mother's hand while crossing the street...

If you still wake up early every Christmas Day...

If you still play with children's toys...

If you still have an imaginary friend...

If you still have your blankie...

If you still name your stuffed animals...

If you still wake up your parents if you have a nightmare...

If you still fight with your siblings over meaningless things...

If you still get excited when one of your family members is having a baby...

If you still play on playgrounds...

If you still eat sugar for fun...

If you still have the heart of the child you used to be, copy and paste this anywhere you wish, and be proud of who you are!


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Harry Potter eventually eats a sandwich and discusses life with a famous author.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 2,847 - Reviews: 1206 - Favs: 1,046 - Follows: 373 - Updated: 2/25/2015 - Published: 8/27/2005 - Bellatrix L., Seamus F.
Big Trouble by Creepy-Pasta reviews
Our favorite red head is in big trouble. She has only two choices to make that may or may not change her life. I don't own TMNT in anyway, shape, or form. I will admit I might have over dramatize the situation a bit. XP Chapter 2 is up!
Ninja Turtles - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,311 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 4/10/2014 - Published: 12/18/2012 - Complete
Dreams that Should Be by Creepy-Pasta reviews
I came up with this from reading a great story. Donatello is sad and it's up to April to help him out. Different then you might think. I OWN NOTHING! Seriously my cats own everything, even my laptop... it's sad...
Ninja Turtles - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,026 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 4/10/2014 - Published: 1/10/2013 - April O'Neil, Donatello - Complete
Insecurities by aangismyhomie reviews
Based on the 2k12 series. Donatello is happier than he ever thought he would be with April as his girlfriend, but when new milestones in their relationship are approached they both feel insecure sometimes. Rated M for eventual lemon.
Ninja Turtles - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 32,534 - Reviews: 315 - Favs: 235 - Follows: 121 - Updated: 3/14/2014 - Published: 3/20/2013 - Donatello, April O'Neil - Complete
All's Fair In Love and War by smolfries reviews
AU. Humanized. Skipper and the team move to Manhatten Park while on a mission to catch a serial killer who is presumed to be in NY. Manhatten is infested with cruel gang members and a supposed Mafia whom could be hiding the murderer. So when Skipper meets Marlene, his new cute and naive neighbor, the mission becomes even more difficult. Contains Skilene, Koris and surprise pairing.
Penguins of Madagascar - Rated: T - English - Romance/Crime - Chapters: 16 - Words: 36,949 - Reviews: 212 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 55 - Updated: 2/7/2014 - Published: 4/21/2012 - Skipper, Marlene
Realization by Scotia Daniel reviews
What would her parents think? What would Ojiisan say? What would her uncles, her cousin...would they hate her? Cast her out? She knew it seemed absurd, most of them were mutants, but still...
Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles - Rated: K - English - Family/Angst - Chapters: 2 - Words: 889 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/3/2013 - Karai - Complete
Potential by Scotia Daniel reviews
Raphael became the one thing he thought he'd never be: an uncle. And with his brother and sister-in-law running around the lair with their newborn, he can't help but wonder if maybe he's not cut out to be the uncle his niece deserves.
Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles - Rated: K - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 591 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 3 - Published: 5/2/2013 - Complete
Proud by Scotia Daniel reviews
Now that his sons had grown and his second youngest had started a family of his own, Splinter couldn't help but reflect on the family he had as a human, the family he helped raise as mutants below the streets, and the future of Donatello's family as he welcomed his first child.
Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles - Rated: K - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 786 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/24/2013 - Master Splinter - Complete
Sunshine in Her Hair by Scotia Daniel reviews
He knew for as long as he lived he'd never forget all the firsts he had gone through with her. The first time she grinned like her father, the first time she had left the land of diapers behind, the first time she had looked into his eyes and called him 'Uncle Raph...' there was missing piece in his heart in a way that only his niece could.
Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles - Rated: K - English - Family/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 912 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/21/2013 - Raphael - Complete
The Prison by Skipper Quatermain reviews
Skipper is sent by the Central Base for a mission without his team, again. But just as the mission started, everybody is killed, and he's captured. He's held in a prison, he met someone he knew so well there - but not the one he could trust. A senior agent with Skipper's team try to save him. Loyalty, betrayal; resulting with a battle till the last drop of blood. Rated for violence
Penguins of Madagascar - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Suspense - Chapters: 15 - Words: 19,780 - Reviews: 162 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 32 - Updated: 4/19/2013 - Published: 4/28/2012 - Skipper, Hans - Complete
Grandmother by Scotia Daniel reviews
When April and Donatello's daughter reaches the right age, they take her to meet the one family member she had yet to meet.
Ninja Turtles - Rated: K - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,206 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/10/2013 - Donatello, April O'Neil - Complete
Hallelujah by Scotia Daniel reviews
It had been a year since Karai had up and left Leo without a warning, but as he stood in the abandoned how that they had met in secret for the past few years, he knew he would never regret the love he had obtained for the beautiful ninja with short, dark brown hair and red eyeshadow.
Ninja Turtles - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,858 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/6/2013 - Leonardo, Karai - Complete
Uncle Raph by Scotia Daniel reviews
When Donatello and April plan a night out, they turn to the one angry mutant to play babysitter for then night. Based on the 2012 version of the show.
Ninja Turtles - Rated: K - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,061 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 5 - Published: 3/23/2013 - Donatello, Raphael, April O'Neil - Complete
The Things He Did for Love by Scotia Daniel reviews
Years after the Kraang had been defeated and April had fallen for Donatello, April brings up a suggestion for them to grow closer together as a couple in their new life living on their own.
Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles - Rated: K - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 840 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 3 - Published: 3/20/2013 - April O., Donatello - Complete
Penguins High School Musical by TheSkySpiritsTalentShow reviews
I adapted this from AlwaysRemainMe. The zoo had been dragged into their worst nightmare mingled with romance,songs dancing and awesomeness! Reviews are always accepted. xD
Penguins of Madagascar - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 23 - Words: 33,504 - Reviews: 83 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 3/3/2013 - Published: 3/19/2012 - Skipper, Marlene - Complete
Blowhole's Memories by CaRFyou reviews
Just what the titles says. A look into Blowhole's past as a kid to his adult years. For good and bad and tons of embarrassing moments! I own nothing but my own OCs. Enjoy!
Penguins of Madagascar - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 18 - Words: 18,061 - Reviews: 80 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 3/3/2013 - Published: 5/23/2012 - Dr. Blowhole
Sick by Scotia Daniel reviews
There was nothing worse for Donatello than getting sick. Nope. But when a certain red head comes down and finds him as sick as he is all alone in the lair, he decides that maybe being sick isn't all that bad after all.
Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,197 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 11 - Published: 2/18/2013 - April O., Donatello - Complete
Practice Makes Perfect by Scotia Daniel reviews
In the unholy hours of the night, Donatello finds that he is not the only one still awake. Based on the 2012 series.
Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles - Rated: K - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,177 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 5 - Published: 1/28/2013 - April O., Donatello - Complete
Sixty Spandy Shots by PurplelaVanilla reviews
60 is the answer to the equation Spandy; meaning the love and relationship between SpongeBob SquarePants and Sandy Cheeks. Click and read the 60 chapters as the story goes along and you just might understand. C'mon, you want to understand. SpongeBobxSandy. COMPLETED!
SpongeBob SquarePants - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 60 - Words: 77,375 - Reviews: 347 - Favs: 99 - Follows: 49 - Updated: 12/31/2012 - Published: 12/14/2011 - Sandy, SpongeBob - Complete
A Skilene Christmas by POMfan reviews
Merry Christmas for you all. Here a little Skilene Christmas story! XOXO and lots of love, POMFan
Penguins of Madagascar - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 484 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 5 - Published: 12/25/2012 - Marlene, Skipper - Complete
The Fart Button by Demigoth C. Emo reviews
Mikey couldn't take it. He just wanted to click the fart button. My first humor fic! Credit goes to my frenemy! Nipaa ! X3
Ninja Turtles - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 442 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/22/2012 - Michelangelo - Complete
Central Park Carols by Peach Italian Ice reviews
A series of Christmas-themed one-shots all going along with classic holiday carols. Merry Christmas to all!
Penguins of Madagascar - Rated: K - English - Friendship - Chapters: 12 - Words: 11,838 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 12/17/2012 - Published: 12/10/2012 - Complete
I Write About Anger by Little Ita-chan reviews
Inspired by Mort's lines in the song "Drop some acorns" from the episode Nuts To You. Mort writes his anger list.
Penguins of Madagascar - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 334 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/11/2012 - Mort - Complete
the truth or dare EXTRAVAGANZA by The Golden City reviews
Yeah. We've all seen it before, but join in for dangerous dares, terrific truths and the most horrificly unorganized hosts around! This is... THE TRUTH OR DARE EXTRAVAGANZA!
Penguins of Madagascar - Rated: K - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 26,573 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 10/22/2012 - Published: 4/21/2012
POM: Kowalski's secret tattoo by Literaturefangirl reviews
During molting time Kowalski's secret tattoo is finally revealed. Based on the Penguins of Madagascar TV show.
Penguins of Madagascar - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 792 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/14/2012 - Kowalski, Private - Complete
Secrets and Surprises by thomlina reviews
The doors have opened to the Rising Star Arts Academy and the four are anxious to begin. But what will await behind those doors? Fights, tears, secrets and of course surprises and love but also hate. Will our gang survive the pressure? Continuation of STR
Phineas and Ferb - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 26 - Words: 44,593 - Reviews: 105 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 34 - Updated: 10/14/2012 - Published: 1/28/2012 - Isabella, Phineas
That Question by allthingsbright reviews
Private asks a certain question that nobody seems to want to answer.
Penguins of Madagascar - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 1,795 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 10/7/2012 - Published: 7/23/2012 - Private - Complete
To be human by Animegx43 reviews
After a young life of being happy and carefree, Marie Flynn begins to learn a dark secret that her parents have been keeping from her. What happened to her and how did it effect her?
Phineas and Ferb - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Suspense - Chapters: 24 - Words: 41,077 - Reviews: 272 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 32 - Updated: 8/22/2012 - Published: 4/24/2012 - Complete
The 1st Central Park Zoo Independence Day Concert by Colonel Arbuckle reviews
The animals of the Central Park Zoo put on a patriotic concert for the animals of Central Park with a little SkipperxMarlene thrown in for good measure. Sorry it's so long, but yes, it's a oneshot.
Penguins of Madagascar - Rated: K - English - Spiritual/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 11,115 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/4/2012 - Skipper, Marlene - Complete
Letters and Dares by The Real Marlene reviews
Okay for some reason this story was deleted, and I was put on a hold account... I have no idea what happened...
Penguins of Madagascar - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 4,029 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 7/1/2012 - Published: 6/6/2012 - Marlene
Dear Psychopaths by sheaflower98 reviews
Kinda like 'Dear Fanfiction Writers' except the letters are longer, and they are directed to individual writers. Enjoy!
Penguins of Madagascar - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 591 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 6/23/2012 - Published: 4/6/2012
My True Feelings by The Real Kowalski reviews
I needed to let everyone know how I felt about Rico.
Penguins of Madagascar - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,114 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 6/21/2012 - Published: 4/19/2012 - Kowalski, Rico - Complete
Father's Love by Skipper Belmont reviews
None of them knew about Skipper's old family, even Private. But one day, a stranger with a badly wounded body came asking for help. And he called Skipper 'son'. Skipper had to choose: send him to prison or listen to him first. Sequel of Unforgotten Past though I think you don't really have to read it to understand this story . Last chapter finally updated.
Penguins of Madagascar - Rated: T - English - Drama/Family - Chapters: 10 - Words: 13,501 - Reviews: 93 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 6/5/2012 - Published: 6/25/2011 - Skipper, Private - Complete
If I Didn't Have You! by CaRFyou reviews
Me and Blowhole are at it again with our arguments. Yet somehow we end up singing a song how we don't need each other. I don't own the song or anything else except myself! Enjoy and don't forget to review!
Penguins of Madagascar - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 805 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/1/2012 - Dr. Blowhole - Complete
My Dream Date by The Real Marlene reviews
well some people might wonder what my dream date would be like... well here's the answer in writing. hope you enjoy! ;
Penguins of Madagascar - Rated: K - English - Fantasy/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 332 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/21/2012 - Marlene - Complete
Best friends for Ava by Animegx43 reviews
Phineas has always been Ferb's one and only best friend. That is of course BEFORE he met Phineas. What if Ferb reunites with the girl that he's been thinking about ever since they were seperated? Will it make or break Phineas and Ferb's March Break?
Phineas and Ferb - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Friendship - Chapters: 23 - Words: 38,431 - Reviews: 102 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 5/12/2012 - Published: 1/8/2012 - Ferb, Lawence - Complete
CPZoo Chat by smolfries reviews
Maurice has a stupid username, Private asks too many questions, an obsessed Kowalski, and a really obvious couple. Yea, what can go wrong? Some language. CURRENTLY ON HAITUS.
Penguins of Madagascar - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 9,711 - Reviews: 61 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 4/13/2012 - Published: 2/13/2012
Penguins of Madagascar Oath by Miscellaneous Thief reviews
Private is optimitic. Rico is wild. Kowalski is hopeful. Skipper is in-tuned. Every character has a defining good trait, some being harder to find than others. I have made it my mission to live by each one. This is my tribute, my oath. 10th story.
Penguins of Madagascar - Rated: K - English - Poetry/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 436 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/16/2012 - Complete
Kowalski's secret life by Zandra-penguin reviews
Kowalski writes about his life in his favorite notebook. chapter 2: Parents
Penguins of Madagascar - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,459 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 3/14/2012 - Published: 3/13/2012 - Kowalski
Beyond DNA by GrandOldPenguin reviews
When parental responsibility is thrust upon Skipper, he considers it his most important mission ever. But what happens when the mission changes?
Penguins of Madagascar - Rated: T - English - Family - Chapters: 8 - Words: 21,547 - Reviews: 92 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 1/15/2012 - Published: 1/1/2012 - Skipper, OC - Complete
Truth or Dare by musicluver99.8 reviews
well everyone has one and recently I've been having fun daring so I decided it was my turn to make one! rated T for safety
Penguins of Madagascar - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 13,385 - Reviews: 73 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 1/14/2012 - Published: 9/9/2011
The Honeymooners by Animegx43 reviews
After so many years, Phineas and Isabella finally get married. Problem is, they'll be have some trouble doing "married people" things. Will the young married couple finally be able know.
Phineas and Ferb - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 15,771 - Reviews: 118 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 1/14/2012 - Published: 12/11/2011 - Phineas, Isabella - Complete
Out of Options by TimeWellWasted reviews
Kowalski is seriously injured during a routine mission- saving Rico's life. Now as he recuperates, Rico has to deal with his guilt about the incident... and his growing feelings towards Kowalski.
Penguins of Madagascar - Rated: T - English - Drama/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 5 - Words: 5,502 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 1/6/2012 - Published: 12/25/2011 - Kowalski, Rico - Complete
Re questions, Questions, QUESTIONS by Stupid computer reviews
Ask the Animaniacs anything and everything. I deleted this story and am now reloading it.
Animaniacs - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,281 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 4 - Updated: 1/6/2012 - Published: 1/3/2012
Chopsticks by Captain Cynthia reviews
A VERY short one-shot about what will happen if the team tries to use chopsticks. Not my best story, I'm afraid. But still, R&R!
Penguins of Madagascar - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 192 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/30/2011 - Complete
Darling Rose by TheEpicLemur reviews
After finding nothing to watch, the penguins decide to watch a DVD. But its not what they expect. Original poem by me! Disclaimer: I own nothing... except the poem.
Penguins of Madagascar - Rated: K - English - Poetry/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 347 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/3/2011 - Skipper, Marlene - Complete
East of Nowhere by GrandOldPenguin reviews
Traveling together to California, Skipper and Marlene are abruptly thrust into the Colorado wilderness. Together, they'll have to rely on the bond between them as they face the unknown and all its challenges.
Penguins of Madagascar - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 10 - Words: 27,548 - Reviews: 101 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 3/19/2011 - Published: 3/1/2011 - Skipper, Marlene - Complete
A night to Remember by Metallica1147 reviews
Skipper is pulezzed one night, but the he hears a cry from Marlene and Skipper is there for her, but is this when Skipper revels his feelings for Marlene? Oneshot and first Skilene story
Penguins of Madagascar - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 878 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/22/2010 - Skipper, Marlene - Complete
IceCream night by CrazyFangirl1515 reviews
What happens when you have two penguins and a chocolate syrup explosion? Read to find out! This is a Kico fic so no like, no read. This is my first fic so please tell me what you think! One-shot, but maybe not.I may change mind later though.
Penguins of Madagascar - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,186 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/17/2010 - Kowalski, Rico
Skipper's Log by Esperata reviews
So how did Skipper, Kowalski, Rico and Private come together anyway? Marlene finds Skipper's log and finds out. Contains skilene later on.
Penguins of Madagascar - Rated: K - English - Friendship - Chapters: 25 - Words: 16,687 - Reviews: 233 - Favs: 140 - Follows: 44 - Updated: 9/28/2009 - Published: 6/8/2009 - Complete
One For Sorrow by Esperata reviews
Kowalski is ordered to work with Rico but what might that lead to?
Penguins of Madagascar - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 14 - Words: 9,031 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 64 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 9/6/2009 - Published: 7/1/2009 - Kowalski, Rico - Complete
In Sickness and in Health by Porsche101 reviews
When Marlene gets sick, the penguins let her stay the night. Skilene and very, very mild cursing.
Penguins of Madagascar - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,538 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 8/14/2009 - Published: 8/9/2009 - Skipper, Marlene - Complete
Code Sepia by Cellytron reviews
CONTAINS SPOILERS FOR "ROOMIES". Never swim alone. A phrase, a credo, a way of life, a staple of their existence. Code Sepia overrode it. Shredded it. Decimated it. Rated T for a bit of language and some potentially heavy stuff.
Penguins of Madagascar - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,996 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 5 - Published: 7/12/2009 - Complete