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Author has written 3 stories for Lord of the Rings, and Silmarillion.

Formerly Dithinus

Tried to delete, came back anyway because I am weak and I need somewhere to publish my shameless OC fics

I'm an angry Jewish queer named Michael (formerly Sarah, but gender is a bitch) and I love Tolkien probably a bit too much

I wrote the monstrosity that was Weird Day when I was in jr. high, and no, there are no more copies in existence (I think) (I hope)

I'm everybodyhatesfeanor on Tumblr, feel free to message me!!!

If I'm not updating a fic you like, I am so sorry and I will eventually get back on track. Apologies.

ORIGINAL CHARACTER FANCASTS:

Mazel Tov, Mr. Frodo!
Michael Rosenthal: (singing voice: John Paul White)
Gabriel Rosenthal:
Rebecca Rosenthal:
Lucy Kane: (singing voice: Regina Spektor, Joy Williams)
Haerel:
Scott Anderson: (singing voice: Ed Sheeran)
Rabbi Benjamin Gofman:

Absolution
Samantha Simmons:
Jessica Simmons:

A Hauta Sinomë
Felipe De La Cruz:
Marcela Gonzales/Eliadess:

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The Accidental Arrival of Lauren Harris by Mandagal12 reviews
While standing watch at a classified science facility, Lauren Harris is victim to an experiment gone wrong. Transported to a realm of magic and great evil, she must choose to adapt or perish. Not a tenth walker. (OC, pre to post movies)
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 33 - Words: 191,823 - Reviews: 966 - Favs: 436 - Follows: 604 - Updated: 8/30 - Published: 3/17/2014 - [Legolas, OC] Haldir
Assassin's Creed: Chronos by T.M.Wolf reviews
She didn't know why she was chosen, or if she was at all. She only knew she'd been pulled through time to help a family involved in a war she'd never thought to exist, and that it was her only way back home. Most of all, though, she certainly didn't expect the young man with whom her fate became inexplicably entwined. Ezio/OC
Assassin's Creed - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 28 - Words: 250,881 - Reviews: 187 - Favs: 149 - Follows: 186 - Updated: 8/29 - Published: 1/29 - [Ezio A., OC] Claudia A., Mario A.
In From the Cold by ChinamiMorimoto reviews
Following the events trending as #shieldfiledump and #hydragate, Steve goes hunting for the Winter Soldier, goes looking for his best friend. What he finds is a very broken man. Meanwhile, other agents of SHIELD are picking up their own pieces. Since it's one of the few secure places left, everyone heads to Stark Tower. (Winter Soldier compliant, semi-AoS compliant, HoH!Clint)
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 70 - Words: 173,507 - Reviews: 237 - Favs: 126 - Follows: 192 - Updated: 8/14 - Published: 5/21/2014 - Captain America/Steve R., Hawkeye/Clint B., Iron Man/Tony S., Agent Phil Coulson
Lapsus Memoriae (Rávamë's Bane: Book 1) by RealityWarp reviews
"You make no sense, lass. You look like an elf, talk like a man, eat like a hobbit, curse like a dwarf, and sleep like the dead." — Every Tolkien fan has a 'Tenth Walker' in them, I just never expected mine to become quite so literal. [A mix of the films and books. Full description inside.]
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 21 - Words: 136,510 - Reviews: 242 - Favs: 301 - Follows: 418 - Updated: 7/5 - Published: 1/24 - Aragorn, Boromir, Legolas, OC
Of Skyscrapers and Subways by Mornen reviews
The fellowship of the Ring have been thrust into modern times without any knowledge of how they got there. Dealing with the future would be hard enough, but they must also deal with the problem of the Ring and the growing fear that Sauron may not have been left behind.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 6 - Words: 13,950 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 35 - Updated: 5/7 - Published: 12/13/2014 - Frodo B., Aragorn, Boromir, Legolas
Middle Freaking Earth! by Where'sWally92 reviews
Today just isn't my day. Coming home from a bad day at work. Only to find that i have arrived in Middle Earth. What else could possibly happen? Read to find out :D Back in Action
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 30,496 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 3/28 - Published: 12/17/2010 - Boromir, Eomer
The Handkerchief Files by Snapdragonroar reviews
I.S.T.A.R.I. [Ithryn Strategic Tactics and Reconnaissance Initiative] A collection of Agent Gandalf the Grey's field reports during the events of the Quest for Erebor and the Battle of the Five Armies, regarding the events from initiation to the Carrock (Previously "Field Reports from Agent Gandalf"). The first part of Field Reports from Agent Gandalf: Operation Dragon.
Hobbit - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Fantasy - Chapters: 19 - Words: 31,605 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 3/22 - Published: 12/12/2014 - Gandalf, Thorin, Bilbo B. - Complete
Dwarven Treasure by ishkaqwiaidurugnul reviews
There have been countless Legomances, pairings with Aragorn and Eomer, and even Frodo, but have you ever heard of a Gimlimance? Our favourite gruff dwarf suddenly finds himself strangely attached to an opinionated dwarrowmaid...
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 23 - Words: 21,689 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 3/14 - Published: 8/9/2011 - [Gimli, Dwarf]
Life of a War Hero by Dyranna reviews
After their deaths, Shepard and Vakarians children auction off his paintings of her life.
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,122 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 8 - Published: 3/4 - [Garrus V., Shepard (F)] - Complete
Wish You Were Here by ishkaqwiaidurugnul reviews
A series of Tauriel's journal entries after BOTFA, addressed to a dead Kili.
Hobbit - Rated: K+ - English - Tragedy/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 33 - Words: 6,227 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 2/27 - Published: 1/30 - [Tauriel, Kili]
Promise by ishkaqwiaidurugnul reviews
Tauriel spent a blissful era with Kili, but the consequences for loving a mortal are graver than she ever dreamed. She must either find somewhere to place her hope, or die of a broken heart. She must either fall, or fly.
Hobbit - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 7 - Words: 4,114 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 2/12 - Published: 1/23 - [Tauriel, Kili] Legolas
Into the Tide by Sierra of the Stars reviews
An Ent awakens after centuries of slumber, and goes in search of the Entwives. As he walks, he remembers fragments of his distant past- but there is one memory that continues to elude him.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,722 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/5 - Ents
Fatherhood by Tobi is a good boy reviews
Elrond has just become a father to twins. He reflects on what fatherhood means and on his own father, whom he never knew. He wonders how he can come to grow to be a good father to these two (mischievous) boys. Some cross-over with Sim.
Crossover - Lord of the Rings & Silmarillion - Rated: T - English - Family/Friendship - Chapters: 4 - Words: 1,606 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 1/30 - Published: 12/4/2013 - Elrond, E. Gil-Galad, Eärendil, Maedhros
Arkenstone by AzureSkye23 reviews
When Thranduil first sees the Arkenstone, we are told he stands up in shock. Just what is running through his head when he sees that coveted jewel? Canon!Thranduil.
Hobbit - Rated: K - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 446 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/24 - Bilbo B., Bard, The Elven King of Mirkwood - Complete
Under A Sky Full Of Stars by ishkaqwiaidurugnul reviews
An unprecedented event is about to occur in Middle-earth... The wedding of an elf and a dwarf. However, Kili's harbouring some last-minute fears about, uh, the more delicate proceedings following the marriage. Fili's trying to reassure him, but let's just say he doesn't exactly speak from experience. How exactly is this interracial relationship going to work out, anyway?
Hobbit - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 8,719 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 64 - Follows: 56 - Updated: 1/23 - Published: 1/15 - [Kili, Tauriel] Fili - Complete
Azruphel by whyyouacknsocraycray reviews
A young girl raised to follow Sauron and the Nazgûl gets a chance to see the other side when she meets a prisoner named Strider.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 22 - Words: 35,165 - Reviews: 146 - Favs: 84 - Follows: 112 - Updated: 1/6 - Published: 10/29/2012 - Aragorn, Nazgul - Complete
Sense and Flexibility by Roarkshop reviews
The story of Garrus and Femshep as told by me. Lots of off-canon. Sequels incoming. TW: It's been brought to my attention that some of Garrus' more animalistic behavior in some scenes have caused panic attacks for victims of abuse. I am so sorry for anyone who had a similar reaction. SO sorry. I would like to make any new readers aware of this beforehand. Thank you.
Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 51 - Words: 220,428 - Reviews: 1440 - Favs: 1,813 - Follows: 1,123 - Updated: 11/11/2014 - Published: 10/6/2011 - Shepard (F), Garrus V. - Complete
Ire and Instrument by russantroll reviews
Cyberpunk AU, with elements of steampunk. Fëanor, heir to the prestigious Finwë Cybertechnics Corporation, creates seven cyborg sons and invites his brothers and extended family to his home in a city burgeoning with dangerous new technology. For Fingon and Maedhros, so begins the discovery of what it means to live - and what it means to die.
Silmarillion - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Family - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,526 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 5/21/2014 - Published: 5/12/2014 - Fingon, Maedhros, Maglor
Moving On by ncfan reviews
In which Andreth does not spend the rest of her life pining after Aegnor.
Silmarillion - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,339 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Published: 4/11/2014 - Andreth, OC, Aegnor, Finrod F. - Complete
Nothing Ventured, Nothing Gained by LuxaLucifer reviews
"So, the answer to the important question?" pressed Finn. "Yes?" "Is he gay?" "Very," said Artemis, grinning at him. "He came out last year. Who knows, could be why Feanaro disowned him." Finn shrugged, wished his sister luck on snagging her own man, and moved to talk to the mysterious Russell Feanaro. Modern day AU
Silmarillion - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 12 - Words: 12,169 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 3/26/2014 - Published: 10/26/2013 - [Maedhros, Fingon] - Complete
Everybody Wants to Rule the World by starbursts and kisses reviews
"Would you kill a woman for me if I asked you to?" Jaime Lannister is not an honorable man, but at the end of the day, he would do anything for love.
A song of Ice and Fire - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,426 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 121 - Follows: 34 - Published: 3/2/2014 - Jaime L., Lyanna S., Robert B. - Complete
A Game of Hide and Sorrow by SerenLyall reviews
As the sun begins to set, turning the summer sky from azure to star-strewn violet, yet Elrond and Elros are nowhere to be found. As he searches for the wayward boys, Maglor begins to realize just what the twin sons of Earendil and Elwing have come to mean to him.
Silmarillion - Rated: K+ - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,853 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/23/2014 - Elrond, Elros, Maglor - Complete
Noldolantë by the-inked-quill reviews
"Of the Kinslaying at Alqualondë more is told in that lament which is named Noldolantë, the Fall of the Noldor, that Maglor made ere he was lost." - J.R.R. Tolkien, "Of the Flight of the Noldor" from the Silmarillion. Herein lies the history of the Darkening of Valinor and the Fall of the Noldor, as told by the second son of Curufinwë Fëanáro.
Silmarillion - Rated: K+ - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 924 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 12/28/2013 - Published: 12/27/2013 - Fëanor, Maglor, Morgoth, Ñoldor
Lust at First Sight by LuxaLucifer reviews
"Don't say it was love at first sight." "But...why?" "Because I don't believe in such a thing. I have seen too many foolish girls marry too many witless boys on that basis. They are never happy. I want to be happy." Aegnor/Andreth
Silmarillion - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 422 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 5 - Published: 8/13/2013 - Aegnor, Andreth - Complete
In a Time of War by Luckynumber28 reviews
1942, German occupied France. After an aiding a Résistance attack on a Nazi supply train, Delphine Rousseau finds a strange pair of children in the winter wood. The twin boys speak no French and do not understand the world they find themselves in. Delphine becomes their surrogate mother and defends them when their worlds collide, ushering in a figure of the boys' nightmares.
Silmarillion - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Suspense - Chapters: 5 - Words: 7,739 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 6/23/2013 - Published: 6/19/2013 - Eluréd, Elurín, Maedhros
In This Darkness by Luckynumber28 reviews
Aegnor stumbled from the dimly lit room and out into the clear evening air. The stars reeled wildly over his head. He had tried to suppress his heart but now he felt his resolve leave him. He had fallen irrevocably in love with the mortal, Andreth. In his spirit, Aegnor knew there would be no recovery for either of them.
Silmarillion - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 904 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 3 - Published: 5/19/2013 - Aegnor, Andreth - Complete
A Beautiful Nightmare by Extinction Of The Gummy Bears reviews
A porthole has been opened. My idea of how my friends and I would handle the fellowship if they were here. People will be brutally smacked, probably insulted, cars will be stolen and underage drivers will be running the streets. Full summary inside.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 67 - Words: 186,364 - Reviews: 542 - Favs: 153 - Follows: 96 - Updated: 5/11/2013 - Published: 6/29/2010 - Legolas, Aragorn - Complete
The Secret by Some Totally Original Username reviews
"A very long time ago, there were many kinds of beings on the earth. There were humans, like us, then there were Dwarves, and Orcs, and Hobbits, and Elves. These are Elves. The Elves left a long time ago, and these six fell asleep. Now we protect them."
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 10 - Words: 19,860 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 4/18/2013 - Published: 3/25/2012
The Many Names of Aragorn by white-knives reviews
We all know that Aragorn has aliases, but just how many? AU/oneshot
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 309 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 6 - Published: 3/18/2013 - Complete
Pain and Regret by androidilenya reviews
Some things never end. Some things can't end. Even if you try... you can't escape some Oaths. Fëanor's Oath drove him and his sons to their deaths, all but one. Oneshot. Maglor's point of view. Stretches from the Havens of Sirion (and Elrond/Elros being adopted by Maglor) to Maedhros' death.
Silmarillion - Rated: K - English - Fantasy/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,529 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 14 - Published: 1/27/2013 - Maglor, Maedhros - Complete
Elder Shadows by Trollmela reviews
Saruman should have known from the start that inviting the remaining sons of Fëanor to the White Council would only cause him more trouble than it was worth. AU; 1st story of the "Lingering" series.
Crossover - Lord of the Rings & Silmarillion - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,544 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/18/2012 - Saruman, Maedhros - Complete
Good intentions by brentage5000 reviews
On the night he acceps a dangerous mission, Nathan Hale breaks the news to his good friend Benjamin Tallmadge...
Dreamer - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,560 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/12/2011 - Nathan H.
The Muse Errant by Malina Wilwarin reviews
Muses are wonderful for any frustrated insomniac author to have around...except when they come in the form of relentlessly cheeky Elves. But when the real and the written worlds collide, an Author and her Muse must learn to work together to save both.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 25,659 - Reviews: 159 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 61 - Updated: 8/22/2011 - Published: 4/26/2011 - Legolas
Song of Sorrow by Adonnen Estenniel reviews
Beneath the far-shining gleam of Elbereth's light, Elrond son of Eärendil sings of what has come before. And hidden from his fosterling, Maglor listens.
Silmarillion - Rated: K+ - English - Tragedy/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 455 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 9 - Published: 4/7/2011 - Elrond, Maglor - Complete
Last Hope by RintinDestiny reviews
Frodo has failed in destroying the ring. Now only a small group of survivors remains. But a young girl named Estel is born and she is Middle Earth's last hope. Will she succeed or fail in her quest? Rated T just in case for action and blood. :D
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 14 - Words: 20,123 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 3/30/2011 - Published: 10/24/2010 - Legolas - Complete
Sea Dreams by Kamai6 reviews
A oneshot. Plain and simple. K because it contains nothing...
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Spiritual - Chapters: 1 - Words: 216 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/20/2011 - Legolas - Complete
Frying pans, elves and things better left unsaid by Kamai6 reviews
This one shot is based of a story by another author, Dithinus... You might want to read that first, but you don't have to... A random plot bunny that hopped into existence whilst talking to the author...
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 237 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/25/2011 - Legolas, Gimli - Complete
What Comforts We Can Keep by Ebony Kain reviews
A look at Thranduil after he learns why his son has not returned after the Council of Elrond.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,272 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/22/2011 - Thranduil - Complete
It's A Boy! by James' Lily Flower reviews
Sirius meets Harry for the first time. Oneshot.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,194 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 6 - Published: 1/11/2011 - Sirius B., Harry P. - Complete
Final Count by Ero-Chibi-Chan reviews
The king goes orc-hunting with his companions.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 244 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/6/2011 - Aragorn - Complete
An Arranged Marriage by firelordazulas reviews
Narcissa prepares herself for an arranged marriage with someone she had never met properly.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 745 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/2/2010 - Narcissa M., Lucius M. - Complete
Can I Help You? by Alley Ray reviews
One night at the Green Dragon, Sam decides he's sick and tired of sitting idly by while other hobbits flirt with Rosie. What happened at the end of the movies when Sam approached Rosie and all we saw was the other three hobbits laughing.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 945 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 16 - Published: 10/20/2010 - Samwise G., Rosie C. - Complete
Things Unsaid by Shadowed Shinobi reviews
The last words of each departed Harry Potter character, if only they could have been said.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Family - Chapters: 77 - Words: 1,435 - Reviews: 2519 - Favs: 1,948 - Follows: 349 - Updated: 10/6/2010 - Published: 7/22/2010 - Complete
Snowsteel by goldleaves reviews
A poem from Aragorn's point of view about Eowyn.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 217 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/29/2010 - Aragorn, Eowyn - Complete
Fidelis by Victoria Alatamir Wan reviews
"I would have followed you to the end, my brother...my captain...my King." Boromir and Aragorn, regarding loyalty, and other issues. / Nonslash. Title is Latin for loyal. Rated for angst, canon death, and mention of injury.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 992 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 12 - Published: 8/16/2010 - Boromir, Aragorn - Complete
The Sea Is Never Silent by Illaine Waterhouse reviews
Just a poem I wrote about the sea, and it kinda fits Legolas' sea-longing. Read&Rewiev!
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 272 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/7/2010 - Legolas
Yuletide in July by LadyDoroAnne reviews
When Frodo is depressed, his friends take it on themselves to cheer him up, in a rather unorthodox way. One-shot. Please read!
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,657 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 3 - Published: 7/27/2010 - Peregrin T., Samwise G. - Complete
I Must Not Tell Lies by Lupa Dracolis reviews
Oneshot - Harry's pre-school daughter Lily wants to know about the strange scar on his hand.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 329 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/15/2010 - Harry P., Lily Luna P. - Complete
Let It Be by ArwenJaneLilyLyra reviews
A letter is all it takes to break the wounded soul; to know they understand - it's all we ever ask for, and the one thing we can never have. Dedicated to anyone who has ever lost someone close to them. NOT J/S SLASH.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Hurt/Comfort/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,140 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 4 - Published: 7/9/2010 - James P., Sirius B. - Complete
Prince Caspian Unleashed by Alyssameep reviews
Once there were four girls who also journeyed to Narnia as the Pevensies returned...Guest starring Logan Lerman. I do not own anything Narnia. I own Alyssa, Darby, Mallory, and Maddie. I wish I owned Logan Lerman, but I don't.
Chronicles of Narnia - Rated: T - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 13 - Words: 16,236 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 7/7/2010 - Published: 4/17/2010 - Caspian X, Aslan - Complete
The Last Task by Virodeil reviews
For Teitho April 2010. For Crystal Green's 50th reviewer: yamiyugi23. Relinquishing the Eldar Wand is not so simple a chore; and not because Harry does not want to do so, too. Dumbledore still has one last bombshell to drop on our poor teen-hero...
Crossover - Harry Potter & Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,301 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 118 - Follows: 34 - Published: 6/6/2010 - Harry P., Legolas - Complete
Bliss of Natchez, MS by LadyDoroAnne reviews
A young American falls into Middle Earth through Moria, and gets caught up in the greastest fantasy epic of all time. Meanwhile, the Fellowship members sort out a few of thier own problems. Not cliche, I promise! You'll seriously like it! Now complete!
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Adventure - Chapters: 38 - Words: 73,208 - Reviews: 415 - Favs: 140 - Follows: 56 - Updated: 5/25/2010 - Published: 3/7/2010 - Aragorn, Legolas - Complete
The Exorcism of Herbert Sobel by H.J. Bender reviews
The boys of Easy Company believe Sobel to be possessed by the Devil and attempt to exorcise him. Can you really blame them? Crack/humor.
Band of Brothers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 909 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/24/2010 - H. Sobel - Complete
From The Shower to Middle Earth by Lammstrellicon reviews
A series of one shots where a girl goes from her shower to Middle-Earth and meets The Fellowship. Alya Thranduiliell is my Co-writer she writes some and I write some. (Now All of them) I've decided to take down my shoddy 12 year old shit. Her's are actually pretty good.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,435 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 5/10/2010 - Published: 5/1/2010 - Legolas
Ash Wednesday by Space-Case-Writer13 reviews
ONE SHOT: Baldwin IV King of Jerusalem does not expect to find peace, he's alone, he's disfigured, and he's destined to an early grave, untill one Ash Wednesday
Kingdom of Heaven - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,067 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/12/2010 - Complete
Regulus Black and the Secret of Voldemort by Alyssameep reviews
When Regulus joins Voldemort, he soon discovers his secret...
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Fantasy/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,379 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 5 - Published: 2/4/2010 - Regulus B., Voldemort - Complete
The Immortal Hero by Ravenclaw-Girl28 reviews
The Lost Elfling" rewrite. The war is over but Harry has been left broken and bleeding. He’s given the chance to start again in a new world, but can he remain separate from another war when once again the people he cares about are in the middle of it?
Crossover - Harry Potter & Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 15 - Words: 78,479 - Reviews: 916 - Favs: 3,200 - Follows: 1,260 - Updated: 7/29/2009 - Published: 2/15/2009 - Harry P., Aragorn - Complete
Tempered Rain by Ilada'Jefiv reviews
Trapped in a Gondorian inn by an afternoon storm, Aragorn discusses love and rain with a golden-eyed stranger. Oneshot.
Crossover - Lord of the Rings & Chronicles of Narnia - Rated: K - English - Hurt/Comfort/Spiritual - Chapters: 1 - Words: 990 - Reviews: 64 - Favs: 147 - Follows: 13 - Published: 7/16/2009 - Aragorn, Aslan - Complete
The Sword of a King by Ataralassie reviews
Just a random idea I had. What happened to Feanor's sword after he died?
Crossover - Silmarillion & Mythology - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,110 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/11/2009 - Complete
Scared by WhiteGloves reviews
The Elf Lord found his beloved son, Estel, covered in blood.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,849 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/8/2009 - Elrond, Aragorn - Complete
Harry Potter And The MiddleEarthians by Paige Darke reviews
Kayli's back. Well, she never really left. What happens when you mix an Elf, a confused human girl, a castleful of wizard students, and a war against a Dark Lord? The usual. Sequel to EHMSOH! Crossover with HP.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Humor/Supernatural - Chapters: 22 - Words: 54,954 - Reviews: 319 - Favs: 138 - Follows: 122 - Updated: 4/3/2009 - Published: 2/2/2005 - Legolas, Elrohir
Stay by DaggerQuill reviews
He knew he should have said “goodnight” and left, closing the door gently, but firmly behind him, but his hand remained frozen on the doorknob. “Beatrice.”' What I thought was going to happen after Alan put Bea to bed in Issue 6.
Dreamer - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 903 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/12/2009 - Bea W., Alan W.
The Blades of Eru by Ilada'Jefiv reviews
As Legolas flees from the orcs that killed his patrol, he stumbles onto a cave that drops him into the land of Narnia. What is his purpose here, and why does Jadis desire his death so badly?
Crossover - Lord of the Rings & Chronicles of Narnia - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Angst - Chapters: 11 - Words: 43,102 - Reviews: 370 - Favs: 302 - Follows: 126 - Updated: 10/13/2008 - Published: 1/25/2008 - Legolas, Jadis the White Witch - Complete
From Afar by Lizbit reviews
Boromir, mortally wounded in his elven boat, washes up on the coast of Maine. None could be more surprised than Morgan, a 21st century girl who doesn't believe a word he says. When she ships him off to the insane asylum, how will he return home? **AU**
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 19 - Words: 50,485 - Reviews: 236 - Favs: 113 - Follows: 36 - Updated: 2/29/2008 - Published: 12/28/2007 - Boromir - Complete
Letters from Gondor by literate-angel reviews
Oneshot. Boromir had only one tie to his homeland on his journey with the Ring. Just one voice. These are the letters between Boromir and his only love, Mahlewin. BoromirOC
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,647 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/18/2007 - Boromir - Complete
Tiny Dancer by olgreeneyes reviews
Songfic to Elton John's Tiny Dancer JPLE
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,931 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 12 - Published: 9/6/2007 - James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
The Singer's Girl by Lady MSM reviews
A rather unconventional take on what happened with Maglor and his wife. I suck at summaries please read anyway!
Silmarillion - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 12,597 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/19/2007 - Complete
Chance Encounter by Telcontar Rulz reviews
AU. During their journey, the Fellowship meet up with a stranger not of their world. Will he be of help to them or would he hinder them? Kingdom of HeavenLotR crossover.
Crossover - Lord of the Rings & Kingdom of Heaven - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 35 - Words: 90,659 - Reviews: 386 - Favs: 189 - Follows: 65 - Updated: 7/13/2007 - Published: 12/15/2006 - Legolas - Complete
La Figlia Del Fantasma by Rubi Dharuddha reviews
SEQUEL to L'Angelo Del Fantasma. Rose Conway has grown up without knowing her father. She has lived a full life with a large piece missing. Now she's on the hunt, to find the man who allowed her father to be killed. What will she find? Hate or love? R&R!
Robert Langdon series - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 12,872 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 3/26/2007 - Published: 2/9/2007 - Complete
L'Angelo Del Fantasma by Rubi Dharuddha reviews
Even a ghost needs an angel. Before the robes and self flagellation. Before Silas died. There was a woman, an artist that just wanted to sketch him. Silas OC. R&R Please. Story is complete!
Robert Langdon series - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 12 - Words: 18,138 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 2/6/2007 - Published: 1/28/2007 - Complete
Let it Be by Erik deSoir reviews
I know, another songfic from me. This one is Let it Be, Beatles. Postwar, Harry's depressed. Warnings: character death, touch of religion
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,615 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 3 - Published: 10/2/2006 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Found and Lost by daydreamer8301 reviews
Ellethwen was invisible, Boromir saw her. Friendship blossomed into something more. They were destined and sometimes fate is a funny thing. BoromirOC COMPLETE
Lord of the Rings - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 38 - Words: 83,553 - Reviews: 234 - Favs: 220 - Follows: 38 - Updated: 7/30/2006 - Published: 3/27/2006 - Boromir - Complete
Through a child's eyes by Lycanthropia reviews
An unusual day for Silas in London. Takes place some years before DVC. Don't know why I wrote this. I was tired. Silas could therefore be rather OOC. Oneshot. Simple reviews and constructive criticism are both appreciated.
Robert Langdon series - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,053 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 5 - Published: 5/28/2006 - Complete
Failure by cooroo reviews
Ever wondered why Hermione is such a perfectionist? Well, here’s one outlook on it. Just a little fic about friendship.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 918 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 1 - Published: 5/28/2006 - Complete
Failing Light by Ellethwen reviews
Aragorn has finally passed. So Arwen is ready to take her final walk to the Golden Wood.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 266 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 3 - Published: 3/24/2006 - Arwen U., Aragorn - Complete
Barisia by Calliope Foster reviews
Balian meets his half sister. Read and review if you can! And ENJOY!
Kingdom of Heaven - Rated: T - English - Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,828 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/23/2005 - Complete
Never Leave Fanfiction Lying Around by crazyroninchic reviews
Several members of the Fellowship come across a Marysue Legomance. Chaos ensues…A bit of light humor and MS satire. If for nothing else, read to imagine the looks on Leggie’s face…COMPLETED
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 45 - Words: 49,741 - Reviews: 2164 - Favs: 798 - Follows: 139 - Updated: 8/3/2005 - Published: 1/22/2005 - Complete
A Simple Wish by daydreamer8301 reviews
A young woman with a troubled past makes a simple wish and is brought to the last place she would have thought of. Can she find the happiness she has longed for or is it too good to be true? EomerOC, may be a little OOC not certain though! COMPLETE
Lord of the Rings - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 26 - Words: 51,503 - Reviews: 129 - Favs: 197 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 5/5/2005 - Published: 3/28/2005 - Eomer - Complete
Weariness by Sophia-Silfaery reviews
At the end of his time on Middle Earth there is one last duty for Celeborn to perform. Celeborn seeks out Maglor, son of Feanor, and attempts to heal an ancient emnity.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,608 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 13 - Published: 3/22/2005 - Celeborn
Elves, Hobbits, & MarySues, Oh My! by Paige Darke reviews
COMPLETE! A teenage girl is dropped into Middle-Earth. She finds herself the prisoner of a pair of Mary-Sues, with a complete lack of modern conveniences, reading material in ENGLISH, and everything she knows. And she most DEFINITELY does NOT want to be t
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 56 - Words: 97,570 - Reviews: 678 - Favs: 430 - Follows: 68 - Updated: 1/29/2005 - Published: 8/3/2003 - Complete
Morroco by Emma Dobbs reviews
A year after sending Russel to visit William, Penny contemplates her life and makes a decision. She's decided it's time to live...
Almost Famous - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 633 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 7 - Published: 9/19/2004
Women by Wayward Slinky reviews
[O Brother Where Art Thou] Set a few months after the movie, while little girls play in the yard and Everett and Penny fight like alley cats in the kitchen, Pete and Delmar discuss women. PG for language. Read, and perhaps review.
Misc. Movies - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,930 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/26/2004
The Greatest Torment by Still Anonymous reviews
After his rescue from Thangorodrim, Maedhros dreams of the kinslaying at Alqualondë. Semifinalist in the 2005 Mithril Awards for Best Gapfiller and Best Drama.
Silmarillion - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,668 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/2/2004 - Maedhros, Morgoth - Complete
As Little Might Be Thought by Deborah Judge reviews
The development of the relationship between Maglor and his foster-sons Elrond and Elros, from the sack of Sirion to the loss of the Silmarils. Finished. Rating for violence, angst.
Silmarillion - Rated: T - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 6 - Words: 8,712 - Reviews: 109 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 4/24/2002 - Published: 3/18/2002 - Elrond, Maglor - Complete
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Mazel Tov, Mr Frodo! reviews
Two brothers are having Passover when a certain group of travelers comes knocking on their door. Now they not only have to deal with the impending threat of adulthood and social workers, they have nine people depending on them to get back to Middle Earth and save both of their worlds from the Darkness... Or something like that. T for alcohol and language
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 8 - Words: 18,607 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 5/5 - Published: 2/9 - Aragorn, Legolas, Gimli, OC
A Hauta Sinomë reviews
'The Valar must be insane,' He thought. 'Or else this must be our punishment...' Fëanor and his sons are intercepted by the Valar and sent to a new world before they land in Arda. Without any guidance, and startling new mortality, they struggle to survive in this strange new land, and perhaps even find a way back home. Or: Fëanor and sons find themselves in Texas. Also on AO3
Silmarillion - Rated: T - English - Family/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,068 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 5 - Published: 3/1 - Fëanor, Maedhros, Maglor, OC
Absolution reviews
When her mother is murdered and her father disappears, a young girl is sent away from her homeland into another world, and soon it passes into memory for her. But when she reappears in the land she dismissed as fairy tales, and a power she can't even begin to understand is thrust into her hands, she has no choice but to try and rediscover who she is, and what her family stands for.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Family - Chapters: 3 - Words: 12,126 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 2/4 - Published: 1/18 - Gandalf, Aragorn, Legolas, OC
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