Author has written 2 stories for Hetalia - Axis Powers.
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Random Quotes and funny stuff:
"I know I'm never going to understand women. I'll never understand how you can take boiling hot wax, pour it onto your upper thigh, rip the hair out by the root, and still be afraid of a spider."
"For most of history, Anonymous was a woman. "
"I didn't lie! I just created fiction with my mouth! "
"Two wrongs dont make a right, but they make a good excuse."
"There's a fine line between genius and insanity. I have erased this line."
"I'm not afraid of death; I just don't want to be there when it happens."
"Women and cats will do as they please, and men and dogs should relax and get used to the idea."
"At the top of the food chain sits chocolate."
"Be nice to nerds. Chances are you'll end up working for one. "
"A day without sunshine is like, you know, night."
"Whenever I feel the need to exercise, I lie down until it goes away."
"Some people are like Slinkies
not really good for anything,
but they still bring a smile to your face,
when you push them down a flight of stairs. "
"I find television very educating. Every time somebody turns on the set, I go into the other room and read a book."
"Women are like teabags, you never know how strong they are until they're put in hot water."
"Whenever you find yourself on the side of the majority, it is time to pause and reflect."
"I like nonsense, it wakes up the brain cells."
"Two things are infinite: the universe and human stupidity; and I'm not sure about the universe."
"Insanity: Doing the same thing over and over again and expecting different results."
"Imagination is more important than knowledge."
"Creativity is knowing how to hide your sources"
"If you want your children to be intelligent, read them fairy tales. If you want them to be more intelligent, read them more fairy tales."
"When you are courting a nice girl an hour seems like a second. When you sit on a red-hot cinder a second seems like an hour. That's relativity."
"The difference between genius and stupidity is; genius has its limits."
"If A equals success, then the formula is: A = X Y Z, X is work. Y is play. Z is keep your mouth shut. "
"Never memorize something that you can look up."
"It is always sad when someone leaves home, unless they are simply going around the corner and will return in a few minutes with ice-cream sandwiches."
"...you know that a good, long session of weeping can often make you feel better, even if your circumstances have not changed one bit."
"The moral of Snow White is never eat apples."
"The sad truth is the truth is sad"
Miracles are like meatballs, because nobody can exactly agree on what they are made of, where they come from, or how often they should appear."
"It is one of life's bitterest truths that bedtime so often arrives just when things are really getting interesting."
Top 10 Subtle Differences Between Grad School and Hell-
10. It doesn't rain in hell.
9. Everyone has heard of hell.
8. It's more fun getting into hell.
7. You can't fail out of hell.
6. At least you can sleep in hell.
5. Hell is forever, grad school just seems like it.
4. People smile in hell.
3. You only have to sell your soul to go to hell.
2. You know there are hot men and women in hell.
1. You wouldn't tell a friend to go to grad school.
LO BEHOLD THE LAW OF HETALIA!!! :
Heaven is where...
The Americans throw the parties
The Japanese are the DJs
The Prussians touch your junk
The Swiss shut you down
And the Russians are Mic Jagger. - if you are a Hetalia fan and you agree copy and paste this to your profile.
"America creates Miley Cyrus and Canada counterattacks with a wild Justin Bieber! But wait! America now creates a horrid Rebecca Black! Canada's next move...?"
Which Hetalia character are you?
The Axis Powers
North Italy (Feliciano Vargas)
[X]You were bullied a lot in your childhood.
Germany (Ludwig Beilschmidt)
[ ]You're very stoic and serious. (Hell yeah!)
Japan (Kiku Honda)
[ ]You're very mature. (At least, I think I am...)
The Allied Forces
The United States of America (Alfred F. Jones)
[X]You love hamburgers.
(10/10) AWESOME!! LONG LIVE THE UNITED STATES OF AMERICA!!
The United Kingdom of England, Wales, Scotland, and Northern Ireland (Arthur Kirkland)
[ ]You like tea.
France (Francis Bonnefoy)
[ ]You're very affectionate.
Russia (Ivan Braginski)
[X]You had a very sad childhood.
China (Wang Yao)
[ ]You're very mature.
Switzerland (Vash Zwingli)
[ ]You're very reserved.